#animals is fine but when it comes to HUMAN throw up and shit......

[hystericfae]

Looking for jobs in Florida is just:

Teacher

Preschool teacher

CNA

Special education preschool teacher

Teacher

Teacher

Middle school teacher

Daycare attendant

Vet Tech

Health care worker

Resident Care Worker

RESIDENT CARE WORKER

Daycare teacher

Health Care Worker

PHYSICAL THERAPIST

Senior Care Worker

Nurse

Nurse

Vet Tech

EDUCATION SPECIALIST

Vague Job working with old people

Health care office receptionist

[ch3rriiii-bunn]

So unfair!

How the fuck do these 4 fine ass mfs get animated and no one's writing smut of them? I'll do it then🤦🏾‍♀️

Warnings: female bodied reader, lots of Degrading, 5 some, Dacryphilia, blood kink? (Just their sharp nails but not too much blood or deep cuts), MEAN DOMS (a little soft dom on Aizetsu part), squirting, humiliation(?), oral sex, rough sex, anal sex

"Hantengu please come out from the corner it was just a small vist from "that man" it's okay" you spoke in a gentle tone trying to calm him down while resting your hand on his shaking body.

"EEEEKKK!!! nooo! That man must've been so angry with me! He looked so mad!" Hantengu panicked and you tried not to laugh since muzan always had a resting bitch face. "You know you have clones right? Just send them to look for the spider, lily, " you said, which made the little old man turn your way with teary eyes and nodded.

When you first met Hantengu, he was hiding in a bush under a tree with just enough shade to cover him from the sun. Your first thought was to help this poor old man with an "allergy" to sunlight and help him to your house for the time being with an umbrella to sheld him from the sunlight. Later that day, you found out you actually rescued a demon, but luckily enough, Hantengu didn't try to kill you. In fact, he now lives with you and makes your home his. It was scary at first because this demon could kill you at any time, but he was always to himself but didn't mind having a human around.

The only difficult part was his clones since each one had their own personality and were much bigger than Hantengu, so dealing with them wasn't exactly the easiest. Whenever it was his turn to search for the spider lily, one clone would stay with you to make sure you wouldn't dare tell any demon slayers an upper rank was living at your house. Only this time, the most bitter clone was in charge of keeping his eye on you.

"Human. Bring me a human here now I'm staving, " said Sekido. You turned your head and looked at him with disgust. "For the last time, my name is y/n. If you can't say my name, don't ask for shit. It's night time. Go look for someone yourself, " you said, preparing your own food. "You stupid human if I go out there and eat you know those slayers will fine us," he said, looking at you furiously.

"Then that's not my problem now, is it?" You smirked and went back to your cooking. There was a moment of silence when you decided to turn your head again to check on Sekido when you noticed him look away quickly with a slight blush on his cheeks. You scoffed. "Were you checking me out just now?" You grinned.

"Absolutely not. All humans are ugly to me, so there's no way I'd be checking you out. " Sekido kept his head turned away from you with his arms crossed. You always had a thing for teasing Sekido since it brought some amusement, and it was way too quiet in your house with just the two of you.

You took off your kimono and put it to the side leaving you in your sarashi and skin tight shorts, Sekido growl "what the fuck are you doing? Put that back on" he said "it's my house and I'm making soup. It gets really hot and stuffy in here. What? Is the 200 year old demon shy to see a half-naked human?" You chuckled at how mad he got but in reality he was trying to relax himself from his cock growing any harder which frustrated him even more and you made it more difficult then he could imagine.

Once your food was done, you bent down searching for a bowl "Hey you want soup too?" You asked, shaking your hips a little."Oh wait, you demons can't eat normal foods since you'll just throw it up," you said and stood back up. "Can... you...!" You felt Sekido standing right behind you, and you turned around with a nervous smile."Heh heh... I went too far this time, huh? " You said, hoping he won't kill you, but you tried to stay calm.

"Put on your kimono. Now, " Sekido said with aggression in his voice holding your kimono in his fist. "You know it's been touching me this whole time, right?" You said bending over a bit more to make your ass rub against his cock and giggled "I can already tell through your clothes it big" you grinned and turned to face him "if you want to fuck me just say so" you said and hopped on the counter and pulled Sekido with your leg to close the gap between you two "no shame in that right?" You grinned, wrapping your arms around Sekido.

"Tsk." Sekido grabbed your hips and slammed his lips onto yours, kissing you deeply and forced his tongue in your mouth. He pulled his pants down just enough to expose his cock and grabbed a handful of your ass as he grinds himself over your clothed pussy. Deep grunts and heavy breaths came from Sekido as he broke the kiss and ripped off your shorts and sarashi right off your body. "You wanted to taunt me just for this? look at you, all wet just from kissing" he said rubbing his two fingers over your hole and then your clit making you mewl "what a slut you are. You should be fucking greatful I'm going to fuck you, being the worthless human you are" Sekido said breathlessly as he rubs his tip over your hole "fuck me please, i need you".

"Huhh? What's going on here?" Urogi opened the door with a cocky grin "wow you both sure are some freaks aren't ya?" Karaku tried to hold back a laugh while aizetsu just looked at you two in the act and turned his head away blushing. "Fuck off. Y/n was pissing me off this is punishment" Sekido said and you giggled "aw that's the frist time you said my name" you said as Urogi and Karaku aw'ed too making Sekido more furious. Sekido picked you up from the counter about carry you to your bedroom "that's not fair for us to do all the work and you just get to fuck y/n... y/n can we join too?" Aizetsu asked softly with Karaku and Urogi wanting to come too.

"Sure why not. That's only fair" you grinned

"Ngh! Haa haa your still so fucking tight. Even after I've came in you twice" Sekido groaned holding onto your hips thrusting his cock inside your filled up pussy. "Mhm too bad you can't see her fucked out face" Urogi caresses your face with his cock in your face "crying already?" He said and wipes your tears with his thumb "We're just getting started" Urogi smirked starts slapping his tip on your lips "open up and suck my cock like a good whore" Urogi said

You sat up as much as you could to level yourself to his cock while behing fucked by Sekido and grabbed his cock in your hand and started sucking it as much as you could and moaning on it. "my cock to big for your mouth y/n? I'm sure you can take more then that!~" Urogi grabbed your hair pushing his cock further down your throat making you choke a little but after some seconds you got use to his size and began to bob your head"that's right keep sucking~ I'm so close- fuck!" His head went back as he thrusts in your mouth.

After a few seconds both Sekido and Urogi came and pulled out a moment after. Sekido sat back as Urogi wipes his cum off your lips "we'd fuck you more but we can't be too gready now. Time to make two more demons cum got it?" He held your face making you look at him and you nod. "Good slut" Urogi smirked and tapped your cheek twice before moving away.

"You look so pitiful and weak right now. I don't think you can handle two more demons, y/n" Aizetsu said taking off his clothes and helped you sit up "no Aizetsu I can take it~ I'm fine I want more~ I can handle more" you bit your lip getting needy "of course you can but this time your gonna have two of us at the same time Kay?" He winked, and you knew what he went "haa what a pain... you have to stand up, but your legs are probably all weak and useless, aren't they?" Aizetsu asked as you shook your head and stood up with wobbly legs "it dosnt matter since you can hold onto our heads" he said holding your hips and then spread your ass cheeks open "w-wait Aizetsu are you!-" you gasped at the feeling of his tounge on your hole and as you were about to bend over Karaku caught you by the hips "Don't pass out on us yet, gonna fuck you real good" he smirked and started licking your clit.

Your moans grew louder from how sensitive you were from Sekido and Urogi. You couldn't help but cover your mouth in some embarrassment. "Don't do that" Aizetsu spanked you hard on your ass and you yelped "I want to hear you moan like the whore you are or eles this won't be fun at all" he said and went back to preparing you. "I was planning on not being so rough, but since you're so shy to let us hear you, I guess I'll have to go all out, huh? Do you want that? To be fucked stupid hmm?" Karaku asked fingering you and you could feel his smirk as his tounge flicks faster on your clit and you nodded whimpering from the pleasure.

After being prepared Aizetsu laid on his back and helped you on top while holding your hips looking at you shyly "your pussy has probably adjusted to our sizes so I'm going to slide right in" he said and as he puts his tip in you go down on it causing you both to let out a moan. "Ass up," Karaku spanked you and grabbed your ass "that hurts! Your nails are too long, " you whined, feeling his nails dig in your skin."That's a lie, y/n... your pussy is throbbing on my cock from that feeling" Aizetsu said

"Heh not only are you a whore but you like a bit of pain too? I could get use to this" Karaku said and slowly pushes himself in your ass making you let out a loud moan. The two demons then started to thrust their hips, making your whole body move. "You're gonna squrt for us this time, got it?" Karaku digs his nails into your hips, making you bleed a little."You didn't squirt before," he pants thrusting harder, "and that was so underwhelming. Be a good whore and make a mess on Aizetsu cock won't you?".

"Sekido was right, you're still so tight~ i-i don't think I'll last much longer" Aizetsu let's out soft moans and whimpers "but I'll try to just to see your slutty pussy squirt on me. I want it so bad~" Aizetsu said and moves his free hand to your clit and rubs it while sucking on your nipples. "T-too much! Aah!! It's too much, " you whined with tears streaming from your face from the pleasure that turned Aizetsu on ever more as he thrusts his hips up harder and faster making you scream in pleasure from him hitting your spot.

"That's right~ That's the voice I wanted to hear," Karaku pants, thrusting harder, making your skins clap, hitting your other gspot in your ass. Karaku slips two fingers in your mouth and whispers in your ear "look at you going stupid on our cocks~ you're so tight and cremaing all over Aizetsu's cock. So fucking sexy~ fuck I'm gonna cum inside this ass" Karaku said as he lifts your leg and thrusts faster in your ass. You could only reply with whoreish moans leave your lips getting close yourself

"Y/n y/n~ oh y/n fuck~ gonna cum inside you- ngh mhm~!" Aizetsu whines as his head fell back on the pillow and grabbing your waist as he came. "cumming- Cummings!" Karaku choked "Me too! Aahh!!!" You both came and this time you squirted just like how they wanted you too. After your intense orgasm your body collapsed on Aizetsu.

They pulled out, and Aizetsu rubbed your back. "I underestimated you. It looks like you are capable of handling 4 demons but I want you to do that again" Aizetsu thrust two fingers in your leaking pussy making you squeal "looks like the others aren't done too" he kisses your chin as you turn around to see the three demons with stiff cocks again "think you're ready for more?" Aizetsu asks and you nod

"Good girl~" Aizetsu said kissing your lips

[procrastinationau]

All right I'm posting it. it doesn't really have a title but the google doc's title is "Kimiko goes full Twilight" so let's go with that. I think there's enough context in what I've written that you should be able to get an idea of what the AU is but if you have any questions about this ficlet or the AU don't hesitate to ask!!! please give me any excuse to talk about this AU i've had it since 2012

Rating: T for violence Word Count: 1920 Content warnings: Blood, angst, discussions of death, character death (but not really), sort of brushes up against suicide a little? Does it help if I tell you everyone's gonna be okay?

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Clay’s bleeding.

It’s not like regular blood - human blood - it’s darker and thicker and seeps out of him slow and sluggish, like hot tar. But it’s blood. Oh, god, it’s definitely blood, and it’s a lot. She’s no vampire but she can smell it, the coppery tang of it, the underlying rot of it.

Kimiko’s blind to everything else around them. She doesn’t know if the others are fighting, if Klofange is gearing up for another attack, if she’s next in the line of fire. All she knows is that Clay is - 

He’s-

He’s not dead, not yet, she’s kneeling next to him and she’s got her hands on his shoulders and she’s shaking him and his eyes are open, there’s the light of consciousness in them but he’s not focusing on her face, he’s not talking, not answering any of her increasingly desperate pleas to “stay with me, Clay, come on, you’re gonna be okay!”

There’s warmth at her side, suddenly, the solid presence of another body, and Raimundo’s voice in her ear. “Shit,” he breathes. “That...that doesn’t look good.”

“What do we do?” That’s Jack’s voice, jeez, she’d forgotten he was here. 

“I don’t know! I don’t exactly know first aid for vampires, dude!”

“Neither do I! I’ve only been one for like five minutes!”

“Blood,” Kimiko hears herself say from miles away. “I...guys, I think he needs blood.”

“Where the hell are we gonna get him blood?” Jack demands. “I don’t see any half-dead hobos around here!”

“Do you have any bags left?” Rai asks.

“Nah, I finished the last one a while ago. And Clay says it’s not a great idea anyway. Something about a lack of nutrients or whatever.”

“Yeah, but this is an emergency. It’s gotta be better than nothing, right?”

“Perhaps-” oh, that’s Omi’s voice - “we can find a nearby farm? Clay did say that animal blood will do in a squeeze!”

Their voices fade to gray static while Kimiko stares down at Clay’s face. He’s still breathing. Does he need to breathe or is it just a habit? She’d never asked him. Either way, his breath is slow and shallow, and his eyelids are fluttering. Shit. Shit, he really doesn’t look good. They’re losing time, he might only have seconds left, and the others are throwing ideas around but Kimiko knows that they don’t have time for any of them.

There’s only one option here.

And in the end, it’s one of the easiest choices she’s ever had to make.

“I need a knife,” she says. Her voice is quiet, but it cuts through the others’ bickering and they all fall silent. 

“A knife?” Jack echoes.

“Yeah.” She looks up at Rai. “Do you have your pocketknife on you?”

“Uh, yeah,” Rai says, reaching for his pocket, “but why-?” His hand freezes and his eyes go wide. He looks at Kimiko. “No,” he says.

“I have to,” Kimiko says. Her voice is calm. Even. Fire-forged and steel-solid.

“No you don’t!” Rai yells. “Kim, you could die!”

“WHAT?!” Jack yelps. Omi lets out a horrified little gasp.

“I won’t,” she says. “Clay said people only die when they’re already sick. I’m fine. I’ll be fine.”

“But,” Omi says, “Clay also said that the people who do not die-!”

“I know.” Her hands curl into fists - they’re still tangled in Clay’s shirt, and she closes her eyes so she doesn’t have to look at his face and takes a deep breath. Holds it. Lets it out. “I know,” she says again. She opens her eyes and looks up at them. Manages a shaky smile. “It’s okay. I’ll be okay.”

“Kim.” Rai kneels down next to her. His face is more serious than she’s ever seen it. “Kimiko, seriously. Don’t do this. We...we can figure something else out.”

Kimiko takes another breath, and sighs. She reaches out with her left arm, puts a reassuring hand on Rai’s shoulder. She smiles softly at him.

“I’m sorry,” she says.

And with her other hand she snatches his knife from the pocket she knows he keeps it in, and before the others can do much more than shout in horror, she’s got the knife open and she’s bringing it down and

she barely registers the flash of pain on her arm, doesn’t stop to watch the blood well up, just brings her wrist up to Clay’s head and presses the cut against his lips and just hopes, hopes that she didn’t just make the stupidest - and last- mistake of her life.

There’s a few long, heartstopping moments where he doesn’t respond, doesn’t move, and her heart drops out of her chest because she’s too late, she wasn’t fast enough - but then she feels it, his lips moving against her skin, and then a light pinch, and then the area’s going numb - his saliva, she thinks he’d mentioned once, something about a numbing agent - and she sags with relief, curls up against him and just,

lets go.

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Clay’s always been a slow waker. That’s what his momma calls it. He takes his time, gets there when he gets there. This time, for some reason, it takes longer than usual. Like swimming against the current of a strong, slow-moving river.

He’s muzzily aware of voices talking fast and loud and frantic around him, but he can’t make out the words. There’s an ache in his torso somewhere south of his heart, and he just - he hurts all over, which used to be a rare occurrence for him but has become more and more common since he started regularly tangoing with immortal beings who were actually in his supernatural weight class. There’s a weight on top of him - it’s not heavy, but it’s there - and...something against his mouth. Something in his mouth. It’s delicious, it’s hot and sweet and full of life and he’s drinking it down greedily, feeling stronger with every sip he takes, and there’s something so familiar about it but he can’t quite place the sensation.

He’s trying to remember where he is, how he fell asleep. He’s fuzzy on the details, fuzzy on everything really. There’d been...a fight? Some kinda tussle? Something with...with Klofange, yeah, he’d come for Jack and he’d had a gun and Clay had...Clay had…

The voices around him are clearer now, he still can’t quite parse the words, but he knows those voices. They’re familiar. Family. Coven, his instincts whisper, but he shoves that away and tries to focus on the voices. Raimundo and...Omi? Yeah, Omi. They sound real upset. Something must’ve gone wrong, and that sends a faint feeling of alarm spinning through his bleary mind.

He tries harder to push himself up to consciousness, struggling up to the surface of his mind like a rat caught in a barrel of molasses. The taste in his mouth stands out over everything else. It’s familiar. It’s so familiar. It’s sweet and sharp and coppery and-

Blood.

His eyes shoot open and he jolts back to awareness, panic and revulsion roiling him as he tries to get his bearings. There’s - oh God, someone’s arm in his mouth, he’d been feeding and hadn’t even been aware. There’s a weight on top of him too; someone’s on him. Someone’s pressed against his chest. He doesn’t want to look down, doesn’t want to see who it is, even though deep down he already knows exactly who he’ll see. If he looks down, it’ll be real. If he looks down, all his worst nightmares, the things he’s tried so hard not to think about for the last 250 years, will finally come to fruition.

He still has the arm in his mouth. He spits it out, lets it drop to his chest with a limp thud. The blood’ll stain his shirt. He doesn’t care.

Raimundo and Omi are still talking, but he can’t focus on the words. They don’t seem to have noticed that he’s awake yet. He stares off into the middle distance, resolutely avoiding the awful truth of what’s just happened, trying to keep himself calm. He’s always calm. He’s the steady one, the reliable one. Always has been. Always will be. He can’t fall apart. It’s not in his nature. 

There’s a faint groan against his chest, and it - he can’t help it, he’s drawn to the sound like an iron particle to a charged electromagnet. It’s instinctual, and he’ll have to unpack that later because oh God, oh Lord, oh Mercy, it’s Kimiko in his lap, it’s Kimiko with a bloody, open wound on her wrist, it’s Kimiko who he’s been feeding from and she’s alive, she’s alive.

It’s almost worse that she’s alive.

Because he knows what happens to people who don’t die when he feeds from them. He knows that her heart, which is still beating (he can hear it, he can feel it) is pushing his venom through her body, that it’s already begun the work of transforming her into a monster, that there’s no cure, no turning back, no way to fix what he’s begun.

Kimiko’s alive, but it doesn’t matter. He’s killed her either way.

He shifts her in his arms, tries to hold her in a way that’s more comfortable for her. She’s going to be in a lot of pain soon. He has to be gentle. He has to be careful.

“...Clay?”

He flinches at the word, the sound of his name, so cautious, so tentative, so scared. The voice had come from behind him; he looks up, and Raimundo looks down at him. 

“Hey,” Rai says. “Uh...you back with us, dude?”

It takes Clay a minute to answer. He’s still feeling a little out of it, a little disconnected. “Suppose so,” he says. He looks around, head muzzy. “…Klofange?”

Rai laughs, a startled, dry sound. “Oh, yeah, no, Omi took care of him.” He jerks his head towards a shape a short distance away. 

Clay squints at it. It takes him a second to realize what it is but…oh. It’s a big block of ice, with a hulking human form just visible within it. Wow. He wouldn’t have thought that the little guy had it in him.

“Yeah,” Rai says. “He wasn’t messing around.”

“So,” Clay says. “The, uh, rest of y’all are all right?”

“…Yeah,” Rai says. “Omi and I are fine. And Jack, I dunno, but he didn’t seem hurt. Whatever Klofange was trying to do to him didn’t work.”

“Makes sense,” Clay mutters. He tilts his head back and closes his eyes for a second. He feels so weary. “When he was around, vampires only came in one flavor. Stuff that hurts me don’t always hurt Jack, but he wouldn’t know that.”

“I don’t know,” Rai says, “I think a bullet woulda done just about anyone in.”

“Is that what he got me with?” 

“I mean yeah. He had a gun and everything.”

They’re both silent for a long moment. Clay can hear Rai fidgeting, can just pick up the anxious twist of his thoughts. He can hear the question Rai wants to ask, but he doesn’t answer.

After a minute, Rai asks it anyway.

“Is…is she gonna be okay?”

Clay sighs, long and heavy. He opens one eye and peers up at Rai through his bangs. “Depends on how you’re definin’ ‘okay.’”

“Is she…” Rai swallows. “Is she gonna wake up again?”

Thump. Thump, goes Kimiko’s heart.

“Yeah,” Clay says quietly, “but I reckon you won’t want to be around when she does.”

[highfantasy-soul]

Things I LOVED in NATLA Episode 6 - Masks

Opening with Zuko pre-scar getting ready for the war council - you really didn't have to gut-punch me like that, show

Starting the camera from behind his head so we don't know yet and having Iroh's monologue starting up - really really great stuff

Dallas Liu did such a great job acting as a 3-years younger Zuko here! The way he holds himself, the tone of his voice THE WAY HE FREELY SMILES!!!!! Immediately lets you know this is younger Zuko before the most traumatic shit of his life

Damn that transition from young Zuko to him on the shiiipp!!

Zhao is so slimy and is so good at making you hate him

Love Zuko's desperate plea to his crew that they stand by him and then Jee's outburst at the way Zuko treats them

We see both sides (and even more by the end of the episode)

Love the added layers to the 'villains' of the story

"We can solve the world's problems without hurting anyone!?" "We can try"

Such a great back and forth there - already showing where Aang's ideas are at and how he's a pacifist at heart

But he still mentions painful consequences if they fail - consequences those of us who know the animated version know all too well how close that is to Roku

The Mother of Faces! Great deepening of lore and reinforcing the themes of identity and masks for the episode

Though I miss Roku wrecking shop at the temple, seeing the fire sages all taken out by Nyla's paralysis was dooooopppee!!!

June is so cool and so very, very competent. Love her to death

Zuko's resigned 'no' as Aang begs him to let him go save his friends :(

Yet another instance showing that although Zuko's put a mask on to show the world since his banishment, Aang is the one who can see through it because he truly believes the best in people - even enemies

Baby Zuko in the war council not paying attention

Just trying his best but clearly not taking it as seriously as he should - giving plans of attack they'd already discarded

He just wants the approval of his father

Love the added depth from Ozai here

He WANTED Zuko to come up with a good plan, he's DISAPPOINTED he didn't.

This Ozai hasn't written Zuko off from the start, he's 'giving him chances' to be the son Ozai wants him to be - and is failing

Let's be clear here, it's not ok that Ozai is doing this and this doesn't mean Zuko brought his abuse on himself, it means that in Ozai's mind, he can justify it and 'gave chances' - see the cycle of abuse

Zuko's core shining through as, even though he doesn't have a good plan himself, he KNOWS what the other general suggested is wrong

You don't have to be an expert on world affairs or battle plans to know WRONG when you see it - it's basic humanity and anyone who tries to tell you you shouldn't have a say because you're not an expert can eat shit

AAAHHHHH Zhao throwing it back in Zuko's face that defying one of Ozai's generals (admirals), Zuko is defying his own father

AARRRUUGGGHHHHHHHAHAAAAAHHHHAAAA

Zuko strategizing immediately!!

Iroh trying to talk sense into him!!

Everything from this point on is almost directly pulled from the animated series and I think the show knew EXACTLY when to do a 1-1 translation to live-action

Zhao's little smarmy speech to Aang, Aang then blowing him into the door XD

Zhao's absolutely pitch-perfect middle manager 'Our numbers have been great this quarter, here's your pizza party!' energy that's waaayyyy too into this

He's so obsessed with the appearance of power and the rush of shouting accomplishments to uproarious applause, he doesn't care about anything else

Spit in my mouth, that pan over to The Blue Spirit hanging out in the tree and the little head tilt as he hears the wagon rolling underneath - uuuuuuhhhhh that was…good. Yeah, that was good. Ahem, I'm fine, totally normal over here, carry on.

NiNjA sTuFf!!

The whole unseen hallway fight *chefs kiss*

"Who are you?" Head tilt "Right, talk later, run now" while the Blue Spirit is already all the way down the hallway XD

Their heads popping up above the crates to scope out the courtyard XD too cute

"Now is that 'loyal' or 'faithful', sir?" 😭

Zhao's panicked scream after just having been so confident 🙃

SIIIICCKKK sword flourish!

ALL the choreography at the top of the battlement was fantastic - I could see the CGI doubles in a few places, but really, it was so good I didn’t care

Just two cuties stilt-walking across a courtyard full of enemies, nothing to see here

I LOVE how The Blue Spirit holds himself so differently than Zuko does. The mask hiding his features really does let him take on a persona that he can really settle into

The way he holds a stance ready to fight is completely different than Zuko does when he's firebending and I think it was such a good touch to make sure their fighting styles were nothing alike (even barring the difference in weapon)

It's sooo interesting that in this version, you can see through the eye-holes of the mask - looking closely, you can see Zuko's fear and insecurity, even his shallow breaths as he's terrified his plan won't work. It's something you have to look closely for, but it's very very good.

And that little nick on Aang's neck from the swords! Zuko really was holding them tight to him

Zuko slapping Aang's hand away XD it's hilarious in how honest of a teenage reaction that is

So much of what Zuko does is exactly what teens do when they're trying to be badass and edgy, but to us olds, it comes off so try-hard and petulant - it's a mask of confidence and badassery that's so easy to see through

"Can I ask you a question? It might be a little personal - goat hair or rabbit?"

I legit almost cried at that - it's just SO AANG to talk about mundane things with the 'enemy' to try to find common ground. Humanize each other so they can find a way to resolve the issue without threats or violence.

Ugh just, ugh - Aang telling Zuko that the work he did in the notebook was really good and helped him a lot

Zuko has finally heard he did a good job - something he did was worthy of praise. It was unique and impactful and Zuko should be proud of it. And it's his enemy telling him that - a genuine complement, not gloating or digging at him, but genuinely telling him that he did a good job

Zuko breaking and opening up to Aang!!!! Them bonding!!!!

Zuko's little smile at Aang's joke about snoring while meditating!!!

Love this expanded conversation between them - really humanizing each other and seeing the cracks in Zuko's façade, his mask that he thinks he needs to strengthen to be what he's "expected" to be - and how he reacts with anger when people try to lift that mask.

The Agni Kai - just….wow, yeah, it was a lot

Again, I love how they expand these scenes to really delve into character more rather than a quick, frankly a bit surface level, bullet point of character these scenes in the animated show had.

I have a whole essay about the Agni Kai in my analysis of the episode, but cliff notes:

All of Ozai's lines are dripping with depth and nuance to why he's doing this and a deeper meaning to this lesson than just throwing Zuko away as a nuisance

Ozai really wants Zuko to do well, to prove himself

And Zuko tries - he tries insisting that they don’t need to fight, that he does respect Ozai and the military, then he tries to please his father by fighting

The choreography is brutal and stunning

The fight builds, flows, and ends with Zuko showing compassion, unwilling to really strike his own father

And I've again, written an essay on it, but I do like seeing the conflict on Ozai's face as he brands Zuko

He's not any less horrific of a father, but he is more REAL - which makes it all the more terrifying and heartbreaking that we can see people like that in the world, he's not just a character relegated to a cartoon - his type of abuse is very real and present in our everyday lives

Aang talking about Kuzon :'(

"He's hurt" "He'll recover" "But he'll never heal"

WHAT and exchange.

"Sometimes the weak can become stronger. Sometimes, you just have to give them the chance"

Aaahhhhh!! There's Zuko's character thesis right there: he's always had to fight for his abilities, it's never come easy for him - but what 'strength' is will change and grow with Zuko through the story!

Jesus, Daniel Dae Kim's voice is just sooooo goood as the fire lord. It's not fair. Seriously.

Mark Hamill is legendary - there's no doubt about that, but damn if Daniel Dae Kim doesn't do just as good of a job, putting his own, very resonantly deep take on it.

And the 41st reveal!!!!!

I think this was a genius addition by the live-action team

Bringing it all around full circle where everything is connected.

Iroh cupping Zuko's face and him pushing him away, back to the 'petulant' (what he thinks is strong) mask D':

"There actually are a few of us who care about…about such things"

Cue the waterworks

"Our prince has returned"

Again, waterworks

No, it's not 'home' in the Fire Nation, but it IS the home that Zuko and the crew have made over the past 3 years

Enter the trope of home being where you least expect it and all that

"They must have missed you at music night" DX

Coming in again with the fire ending monologue )':

No Gyatzo waiting for Aang DX

Zuko seeing his unscarred, happy face in the mirror DX

"What's hard is knowing that sometimes, the mask is who we really are"

There were a lot of big emotions in this episode - I needed some time to recover

[Masterlist of my NATLA thoughts]

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Mrs Mayberry and martha romance we can start something simple not rush

So mrs Mayberry is excited and happy the imp did their job. Then she come across Martha of course she laugh happily. Then they started having a fight every demon watching it and it went viral. They got money unfortunately the best place they can get is the one they have to share place with each other. So Martha and mrs Mayberry make some agreement won't bother each other which both agree. Martha manage to be reunited with her family while Mrs Mayberry trying to looking for a job. Also she doesn't want to be around Martha for too long. She try her best but not much she can't do then finally got a job in kindergarden school she won't mind teaching hellborn demon children. Now she is a sinner she try to survive. On her way from home she went to cannibal town she come across Rosie, there Rosie talk with other cannibal hellborn about eating a husband. She was about to walk away but she is curious so she line up. She talk with Rosie that she's sinner who killed her husband

Mrs Mayberry : I killed my husband after i found he cheated on me. He doing it on his birthday

Rosie : Oh my what a interesting story

Mrs Mayberry : Not very original kinda cliche i know

Rosie : But still i liked your courage

Mrs Mayberry : So there's a sinner family in here who's cannibal can they join your community?

Rosie : Sure why not can i have the name?

Mrs Mayberry : I only got the wife name her name is Martha but for her husband and her two kids i don't know

Rosie : Ok dear are you interested eating finger or feet or thigh?

Mrs Mayberry : I'm in hell so what i got to lose for i try the finger. Also i do have my preference eating cooked flesh is that ok?

Rosie : Sure usually they like to eat raw but for you sure i can do that

Mrs Mayberry : Thanks for the meal

Rosie : Enjoy your day sweetie

At home

Mrs Mayberry : Martha i want to join your family dinner

Martha : Wow this is rare tell me why you want to eat human flesh?

Mrs Mayberry : I'm curious the taste of it

Martha : Alright then there's no turn back form this

Mrs Mayberry : I'm ready

Martha : Very daring aren't we? Have a slice

Mrs Mayberry : Wow this is really good more than any animal flesh i've eat

Martha : No throwing up no gagging i'm impressed

Mrs Mayberry : I admit i don't want to taste human flesh but hunger and curiosity got the best of me. So i eat it

Martha husband : Oh shit i admired your gut

Boy : Mama i liked her

Girl : Me too

Martha : Me too sweetie

From weeks just from dinner to lunch and breakfast becoming full time meal. Mrs Mayberry and martha started to liked each other. One time when they We're alone Martha try to kiss mrs Mayberry but she rejected

Mrs Mayberry : Martha are you INSANE you have husband and kids?

Martha : For husband we both agree to fuck with different people

Mrs Mayberry : WHAT?

Martha : Yeah

Mrs Mayberry : Ok beside the point you literally cheated on my husband. So it's weird

Martha : I mean your husband is dead and you are no longer together right?

Mrs Mayberry : I mean yes i killed him so i can choose to be with someone else. Ok fine you changed my mind

Martha : See what did i told you

So they making out and boom. Despite mrs Mayberry is a sinner in hell who is cannibal she don't like that children watching porn or footage that contain sexual intercourse even if they do watching that it must be with the supervision from her. Not just sexual but also violence swearing after what she done she have massive regret letting her student watching that traumatic event

Mrs Mayberry : Martha this place is sexual lust center you can't bring kids here

Martha : It's ok after all i and my husband is responsible

Mrs Mayberry : Ok so what this place is not for children. Atleast loo loo land or lu lu land Will be much more better place then this

Martha : Ok how about you take them to loo loo land next time?

Mrs Mayberry : Yeah alright

Nice.

[maggotsandroaches]

i haven't done this in forever

okay so hello! this will be important but i'll try to keep it short!

hello! my name is aries if you couldn't already tell by the blog name. i write stories and fanfictions! i used to do this in high school all the time and used to have a page with anime content. however i grew out of that phase and have come to like people who are very much real. the boys! so id like to clear up some things about my content before i even post anything because i have had issues in the past.

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[whatispersonalspacejyp]

Comes animae 2 - The Capturing

Genre: Mature

Pairing: Chan x reader

Warnings series: Stalking, Kidnapping, Non con,

Warnings chapter: Stalking, Kidnapping

Previous - Next

“You know what, fine!” Chan sighs and takes a seat. “Jungkook and I were just strolling around last night, we heard some getting muggled by that same group we see quite often and we decided to put an end to them. now the only problem is, the smell of one the and it’s been bothering me since last night and Kook has the same problem.” JB moved to stand behind Chan. “Could be a past lover, who you may be forgotten. But they are still human, so you need to stay away from them. They don’t know about you and it should stay that way.” JB said with a strict tone.”Geez, no need to sneak up on me like that.” Chan sighs and rubs the back of his neck. “Okay and what if this whole past lover shit is true, does it really matter? Can’t I just have one taste of her blood?” JB looks angry. “Absolutely not, we do not interfere with the humans and you know that. From now on you and Jungkook are just going out of this house to hunt for animals. We will keep an eye on you!” and with that, JB turned around and walked away. Chan shows his fangs in annoyance, his eyes glowing for a moment. He groans and throws an arm against his forehead, leaning back on the chair. “What a buzzkill… What are we going to do about the smell?” Jungkook eyes glowed and motioned for Chan to follow him. “I do not care anymore, since when do we follow the rules of those old hags? We could just run away, take those two and leave. I want her Chan, I need her. No one will stand in my way.” Chan nods and scratches his cheek, “I like that idea but they will find us probably, just let it rest for a few days.” Jungkook nods. “Did you figure anything out about those two?” Chan nods with a small smirk. “Of course, I figured out that one of their windows is always open, that’s how I got in. They do lock the doors but the balcony is easy access.” Jungkooks smirked. “Good, they will be ours. We would have pleasure and food all for ourselves. I know a place they won’t come, it’s near the end of the woods, let’s just build our own homes there, and let’s take them with us.” Chan smiled, “My man, you’re full of marvelous ideas.” Jungkook smiled, “I know, they don’t even have to know about it. I know that in the woods near the border, there are two abandoned cabins, it just needs some fixing. No one has been there for centuries. So let’s work on that and then take the two.”  “Sounds like a plan.” Chan grins slyly and nods, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

I walked out of the shower and sat on the bed. I still needed to grade some papers, so I put some pajamas on and started working. Sydney still wasn’t home when I was finished with my work and decided to start on dinner, and since it was getting dark I decided to send Sydney a text informing her about the nearly finished dinner. “Ah, I see you’re finally home. Did you have fun?” She started to laugh and nod. “Yeah of course.” Sydney then licked her lips and walked to the kitchen where I was standing. “It smells so good, what are you cooking?” I laughed. “Well I love to hear that it smells good, tell my mom that next time you speak to her okay? Some spaghetti cause I feel a bit lazy. But we should try the barbecue once, it always looks so delicious.” I said while pointing the spatula at her. “Dinner’s ready.” I moved the pan on the table and then grabbed two plates. “Now my dearest, eat.” “Yes, Mommy!” Sydney said in a childish voice and scooped a big portion on her plate. “Woah, this is amazing. Where has your cooking been all my life.” I sat down across from Sydney and grabbed a portion of my own. “Yeah, I question that myself too. I am going to learn some Korean dishes in the next few weeks, our cook at work is so nice to teach me some of it.” Sydney nods in excitement. “I can’t wait to taste that, I’m just so done with the potatoes, meat, and vegetables.”

Half an hour passed and the men met each other again in front of their place. “I got a deer and some hares, I hope that will be enough for a few days,” Chan smirked as he gave Jungkook some. The two high-fived and decided to go to the city to stalk again. “I’m pretty sure they are both home and awake, probably eating.” Chan snorts, “Yeah I can see them eating too.” He climbs up the balcony and sits on the edge, peeking through the curtain that is slightly ajar. the closeness of the smell intoxicates him, making his eyes switch for a second. “We need to wait until they’re asleep if we want to go in.” Jungkook mumbles. “I’ll go check on mine you check on yours,” Chan said as he saw us separating into our own rooms. “Su-” Chan stiffens and immediately hides below the balcony when he sees the curtains move.

I opened the curtains of the balcony and opened the door. I reach for the clothes that I hung out to dry and narrow my eyes a bit, looking around. “I must be going mad, I swear I heard voices…” I mutter to myself and walk back inside, closing the door and curtains. I brought the clothes to my bedroom put them away and moved to the bed, looking at the painting I was working on before shaking my head and putting in headphones to listen to music and grab my embroidery work. I had my window open, making the curtains fly upwards from time to time. I moved my hair into a messy bun and sat with my back toward the window. “Don’t fail me now, you took a lot of effort, blood, sweat, and tears.” While stitching I pierced my finger a few times and let out a long sign. “Finally finished.” I held up the tote bag I made and smiled. “I’m gonna use you till you fall apart.” I put the bag away and sat down on the bed before lying down and quickly falling asleep.

“They’re sharp,” Chan whispers and climbs back up, heading for the window of one of them. Chan has a hard time holding himself back. smelling the drops of blood made it a lot worse. He just wanted to go in and take them then and there. But it was not the time, not yet. Chan licks his lips multiple times, having an overwhelming feeling of lust. Seeing his prey asleep could make it all so easy. He dares to climb inside, silent as a mouse, and goes over to the bed. After making sure they are asleep he takes their hand and sucks on the finger, eager to get a small taste of their blood. Chan quickly steps back when he notices stirring, his eyes glowing and then he leaves through the window after whispering. “If only I could taste all of you tonight.” Jungkook was on the balcony looking at Chan. “We should not do it tonight. We need a plan. Wait you had a taste, I can see it in your eyes.” Chan looks away in thought. “Yes, I did. If we take them, we’d have to do it at the same time to avoid any casualties. Do what you have to do tomorrow and then in the evening we take them.” “That will do, do keep in mind that they have friends, family, and work. Also, do not forget safety measures. we don’t want them to escape.” Chan nods and leans against the wall of the apartment. “No, we don’t want or need people looking for them. So we need some matching story or something.” “Make their family believe they are still here and make people believe here that they went back.” “Sounds like a believable plan.” Chan takes one last look at the building. “Let’s head back.”

I nearly jumped out of bed after hearing my alarm go off. “Ten minutes? Ten Minutes!” I quickly got dressed, grabbed my stuff, and some food, and ran out toward the school. I walked into the building and met with the other teacher. “Hello, good to see you again.” I walked up toward the front of the classroom and got ready for the kids. Once they got in I high-fived all of them while welcoming. I started teaching the kids and when break started I sat down in the teacher's lounge when Sunggyu joined me. “Good morning.” He said while handing me one of the mugs he had in his hands. I smiled at him while thanking him for the coffee. We had a great time until the break was over. “Just this whole day and then tomorrow you are free,” I mumbled to myself when I walked towards class. The children giggled when I walked back into the classroom. “Teacher is in love with teacher Sunggyu!” one yelled. I smiled and shook my head. “No you have it all wrong, we are just friends.” The kids laughed again “Can you teach us about painting? You promised.” I laughed at them and nodded, taking a piece of cake out of the box. “Now we are going to draw a piece of cake. You show me your drawings and then get to hear a surprise.”

Chan is already awake and is having a morning whiff outside. Jungkook walked out of his room and towards Chan. “Morning, shall we stalk our toys again? That is after we finish with our places?” Chan smiles and rubs his hands together. “You got it, It won’t take me too long to find her, now that I’ve tasted her blood.” And the two went their separate ways. Chan was done quickly with his new place so he found the school where his person was going and skimmed the windows for them. He finally finds them in the break room, talking to a guy he got angry.” Chan’s eyes glowed red from jealousy and watching them talk. Chan followed them through the windows and he overhears the kids, making his fangs come out. ‘No, you fucking aren’t.’ “I’ll fucking kill him…” He sneers to himself. “He better be just a friend,” Chan whispers to himself and decides to search for the teacher called Sunggyu. “It’s better to get rid of him now than that he is going to ruin everything.” 

Sunggyu sat outside by the teacher's lounge alone. Since the other teachers were busy, he was enjoying the sun and the presence of himself. “I ask the cute intern for a date later. I know they will say yes. And what more could I wish for.” Chan chuckles. “You wish, dickhead.” Chan came out of the shadows, his face paler than ever and his eyes glowing. It doesn’t take Chan much to slam him against the ground. 

[figs-oliomedley]

March of the Oni good

@ninja-guy-yo​ ‘s post about Crystalized got me thinking about how good of a sendoff March of the Oni was. It wrapped up all the main characters’ story arcs while giving them all something to do.

Lloyd Fresh off the heels of Hunted and SoG, Lloyd initially doesn’t trust a word his father says. But when they get 1-on-1 time on the Bounty and in the city, whenever Garmadon shows the smallest hint of humanity (saving Lloyd from an Oni, looking wistfully at a pic of his past self), Lloyd immediately clings onto it, looking for the good in him that Garmadon swears doesn’t exist. He only backpedals whenever Garmadon does, angstily claiming “fine, he doesn’t care either >:’I” in an attempt to mask and push down his own feelings as well (it doesn’t work lol he’s too sweet). I think the perfect summation of their relationship is the scene on the Bounty. Garmadon looks at a past picture of him and Lloyd, struggling to remember the memory and what it felt like before ultimately brushing his feelings aside and throwing the image, cracking it and claiming that feelings of the past are useless to cling onto or something like that. Lloyd spitefully (angstily) yells back in agreement and throws the photograph in the trash, only to return a few seconds later and pull it out again. Despite everything Garmadon’s done to him, done to the world, Lloyd still loves and wants to trust his father (Crystalized FUCKED my boy what the fuck).

Jay Jay gets a subplot of trying ask Nya to be his Yang. After the rollercoaster of buildup and all the shit they and their relationship have been through, he’s finally ready to pop the question... iff he wasn’t so bad at it. In true Jay fashion he fusses over the “perfect moment” and getting it “just right”, his own awkwardness and anxiousness often contributing to ruining the mood (though his horrible timing doesn’t help either). He finally asks her in the final episode, and it’s a very nice cherry on top of their relationship that’s been building since before Season 1. He finally found the confidence to ask Nya while being himself, wrapping a bow on this ongoing plot thread in a heart-wrenching way (look I’ve been a Jaya fan ever since I was a kid, that scene hit me hard).

Pixal Pixal gets the chance to be badass as she dives head-first into a cloud-covered Ninjago City to save Lloyd and Garmadon, risking her life while she burns through her suit’s fuel above the cloud. Without her being there, the ninja wouldn’t have been able to save the others at the NGTV news building while also getting the Garmadons out of there. The scene where she narrowly avoids the building is so cool because like, they could’ve just had her miss the building. It would have been easier to animate, as they wouldn’t have had to worry about the effects of the sparks, or the Garmadons reacting to the impact, or the camera shaking and sound effects, or anything, but they did that for us. They had Pixal nearly collide with the building for dramatic effect and put in the extra work to really have us feel the tension. Just a really great moment for Pixal, she’s come such a long way from Season 3.

Cole Cole’s role in this season is actually HUGE, WAY bigger than you’d initially think. After his fearful encounter with the Cloud and death fake out, you think, “oh that’s it, just a cheap trick to create an emotional reaction.” But NO! Cole’s supposed fall to the cloud is super important in the way the story splits after this. The loss of Cole creates a huge gap between Garmadon and the others, which leads to his introspection and question about the meaning of life. It leads to the moment between Kai and Nya, which is super emotional and sweet. Even when Cole is revealed to be unfrozen he gets to do something. By getting to his car outside the building, he forces himself to face his fear of the cloud, harkening back to his initial fear of dragons in the Pilots. He forces himself to confront his fear and risk asphyxiation for the sake of his friends who need him, and I dunno how to end this, I just think it’s really cool and neat. :>

Zane While not as big or impactful as the others, Zane gets a little moment when he tells off Garmadon for thinking he’d be the “logical one” as a Nindroid, instead getting the chance to display just how human he is. He isn’t just “the smart one” or “the robot”, he’s Zane, and he won’t just avoid greiving his friend just because he’s the most “”intelligent””. This defiant stand is a real culmination of Zane’s identity problems.

Nya Nya gets a sweet moment with Kai after she blames herself for Cole’s fall. It’s probably the first genuinely good sibling moment they’ve had since like, ever. Kai comforts Nya in his own Kai way, stumbling over his words but still managing to say the things she needed to hear. After the encouragement, Nya then gets the idea to recreate the golden weapons. There’s a really nice comedic moment when she’s explaining it to Kai, who doesn’t quite get it the first few times, but after he does, she turns the encouragement back on him when he doubts that his blacksmithing skills could recreate the weapons. It’s a really sweet moment where both siblings contribute emotionally to the conversation and perfectly leads into the recreation of the weapons while acknowledging and discussing Nya’s guilt. She also gets a cool moment with Pixal as they speed towards each other, claiming “I’m not gonna lose another one today!” Fuck yeah girlbosses fuck it up

Kai The main man who’s no longer the main man and keeps getting sidelined lol. Ignoring Kai’s visceral reaction to Cole falling (I don’t think I could take it right now that scene is really good), Kai returning to blacksmithing after 10 seasons is a really, REALLY good way of having things come full circle. It perfectly shows just how far he’s come as a character by having the patience and experience to recreate these important and powerful weapons. Some may find it bogus or whatever, but in the pilots, the advice Nya gives to him while blacksmithing is to “be patient”. While Kai still has the firecracker energy sometimes, he’s grown, and now knows how to stifle and control the fire when he needs to, slowly and meticulously working to recreate the golden weapons. It is just, such a good way to circle back to the beginning of his journey and the entire series as a whole guys you have no idea.

Garmadon Evil daddio himself. At first you think, haha, this’ll be fun, Garmadon being a comedic and morbid foil to the ninja with his cynical take on life. But then after Cole’s “death” there’s a shift. Lloyd’s snap at him causes Garmadon to contemplate the real “meaning” of life. Up to this point there were a few hints that he’s not all evil, and the Cole event is what pushes him over the brink. They beautifully follow up on Garmadon failing to kill Lloyd during Hunted, being held back by feelings deep within his being, by showing him awkwardly trying to understand the others and be more “human”. The scene where he tries to smile at Lloyd becomes so much more sad and impactful when you realize that he wasn’t giving him a “haha I’m totally gonna betray you and run away just you watch”, it was a “you can trust me” smile. The way his attention holds on the picture of his past self is really impactful, and that conversation with Vinny man, *mwah* perfection incarnate, perfect blend of comedy and emotion, with a laid-back attitude thanks to Vinny’s way of speaking mixed with solemn contemplation thanks to the mood, music, and the stoic way Garmadon reacts, pure brilliance. And if you still didn’t get it, Omega taunts Garmadon for being more human than he lets on, trying to grapple (and in some cases, suppress) that side of himself that yearns to understand mortals that he pushed down in order to be an effective conqueror, but has been slowly coming to light.

And finally, the Monastery, the place where it all began. Having the fog start at ground level was the perfect way to ensure that the final stand be at the Monastery, high up on the mountain. The weapons are back, Cole reunites with the others, and everyone gets in a bit of butt-kicking before they’re forced inside. They once again believe this may be the end, reminiscent of their conversation in Season 2 when contemplating if this battle would be their last. Jay proposes to Nya and she accepts, which, <33333, and Lloyd gets the idea to try the Tornado of Creation against beings of Destruction, even getting Garmadon to join in (really cool to have Lloyd come up with the idea, since from the beginning he’s usually the one to offer a different point of view [the idea to look for the Serpentine underground]). There’s a really sweet moment where, as Garmadon’s watching the others begin the tornado, wondering is he should, or can, join in, he looks to the murals and sees the green Lloyd get covered by the darkness, hardening his resolve and finally spurring him into action (looking too far into it, but it’s also the first time he’s used his father’s art after being revived I think). After Lloyd meets the FSM and is brought back to life, there’s a sweet moment where the others bring him inside while talking with him, real found family stuff, you love to see it. Finally, before Garmadon leaves, he and his brother share a look, as Garmadon leaves. You don’t know where he’s going, but you get the sense that he isn’t going to bother them again, instead leaving to find his place in the world. Though him and Lloyd don’t make up by the end of MotO, I don’t think they could’ve satisfyingly with all the damage Garm’s done. But just standing by his son’s side once again is enough to signify that at least a little, their relationship is healing.  I could keep gushing about the final mural they make, the side characters we’ve gotten to know celebrating with them, the pan up to Firstborne, etc., but I think the scene speaks for itself. While a bit rocky in excution, March of the Oni was a perfect sendoff for Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu and the characters within it, giving each character an emotional and narrative contribution to the story while wrapping things up.

And then Season 11 opened with a fart joke :p

P. S. No hate to Season 11! I’m just joshing.

[pomellon]

To add to the centaur au punznap post, Sapnap is also the first person to ride on Punz back, but not due to the best circumstances…

The moment Punz is healed enough to move around freely he does so to his heart's content, and it’s not long thereafter that Sapnap starts challenging him to small sparring fights to help him get used to his mobility again.

Sapnap kind of instantly underestimates him though, thinking Punz can’t be that quick or agile with his larger body, only to instantly be proven wrong when he rushes at him and is simply kicked in the chest. Another go and he’s thrown on his back, Punz’s front hooves stomping down on either side of his head, making him realise just how easily the centaur could crush him if he really wanted to. He stops trying to go easy on him after that, realising Punz most definitely has some battle experience and he needs to actually try if he wants to beat him.

They keep sparring for a couple of weeks, Sapnap figuring out ways to deal with Punz’s strength and reach, while Punz tries to learn to counter Sapnap’s speed and agility. Most days they’re pretty evenly matched, and it’s during a particularly intense sparring session that Sapnap decides to try something new and throws himself on Punz’s back.

The moment he feels the weight on his back Punz panics, way too many memories of humans, bindings, and painful weights being forced on him resurfacing. So he does what most hoofed creatures do when they freak out, he rears and flips over to throw off or crush the threat.

Of course, the moment he connects with the ground and realises Sapnap is the one now squished under him, he instantly rolls back up, now panicked for a completely different reason because holy shit he could have just killed his best friend. Sapnap however, despite his own pain and distress, quickly manages to wheeze out that he’s okay when he senses the dizzying mixed emotions of panic and fear coming from the centaur.

That does very little to reassure the Punz though, and he’s torn over whether to check Sapnap’s injuries or to run back to the farm to get help. They usually spar on a field a bit away from everything for privacy but the trip back isn’t too far, though still long enough that Punz doesn't really want to leave the younger one alone. His worries are soothed a little when Sapnap manages to sit up and assure him it's probably just a broken rib or two, and he will be fine if Punz can go fetch Dream or Sam.

Punz still doesn’t feel all that great leaving Sapnap injured and vulnerable on his own though, so it’s with a pause and slight hesitation that he tells him to get back up on his back. Sapnap is of course also hesitant about this considering what just happened, but when Punz crouches down to make it easier for him to climb on he does so.

The whole way back to the farm Punz fights the urge to buck Sapnap off. He had promised himself over a year ago to never let himself be tamed or controlled like an animal, to never willingly let a human stay on his back, and it takes all his willpower to ensure himself this is something completely different. He’s not being forced into this, Sapnap is not in control of him, and he’s not even a human. Sapnap is just leaning against him with a fist tightly clenched in Punz’s shirt, probably both to hold on and to deal with his pain.

Hannah is the one who spots them when they get closer to the farm, and the moment she realises something is wrong she goes ahead to alert the others. Punz keeps a slow pace both to keep himself calm and to not jostle Sapnap, but when they reach the farm Sam and George are waiting for them. They immediately take and look over Sapnap while Punz goes through a mix of apologising and explaining what happened, not feeling much better despite everyone reassuring him it’s okay and that Sapnap’s has dealt with worse.

There are a few intense days after that where Punz is quiet and on edge, feeling guilty for the whole situation and growing increasingly anxious that the others might quick him out for hurting one of them. His worries are soothed slightly by Sam who keeps up his caretaker routine, checking over Punz’s old injuries and helping him with tasks, assuring him everything will be fine. But it’s not until Sapnap seeks him out again, acting as if nothing happened, that he really starts to relax.

Still, the incident won’t really leave his mind. He's worried about acting on panicked instincts again and hurting someone else, and he’s also concerned his past trauma might make him unable to offer help when needed. What if someone needs to be carried or helped to get away from something? Getting on Punz's back would be a great option, but not if he instinctually tries to buck them off. With this in mind, and determined to work through his past trauma, Punz asks Sapnap for help. 

They start easy at first, just putting some of their equipment on Punz’s back when they leave to spar. It’s not something Punz is unfamiliar with, having carried supplies for his herd in the past, but he’s also been forced to drag heavy weights by humans, so it’s a good start to help get him desensitised. Sapnap also makes a point of always making sure Punz knows he’s the one in control, always asking before he puts something on his back, even if they have agreed to it beforehand. He has Punz confirm before he does anything and if Punz should ever say no he would accept it without asking.

They add more weight over time until eventually Punz asks Sapnap to get up on his back again. They’re both a bit stiff with it at first, Punz hyper-aware of having a person riding him and Sapnap sitting straight-backed and stiff in fear of somehow spooking him, but the more they do it the more they relax. Sapnap starts moving more, moving his hooves over Punz’s flank and scooting furth up or down his back as he talks to him or reaches for things. Punz slowly becomes less aware that someone’s on his back and more aware that it’s Sapnap, someone he trusts.

What started as practice eventually just becomes a part of who they are together. After a full year of growing their friendship and trust in each other, it becomes less common to see Sapnap walking next to Punz and a lot more common to spot him lounging or completely draped over Punz’s back as the centaur goes about his business. 

Punz still feels hesitant when letting others ride him, but the fear and instinct to rear or buck has slowly been soothed away by Sapnap’s familiar weight.

[the1975attheirverybest]

Concept idea. The boys, basically everyone that is part of the 1975 family ,goes to the zoo. The reader is friends with them and is dating Matty as well. How do you think this trip would go?

It would ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!! Hann starts out looking after his baby boy but ends up having to supervise Matty. Cuz Matty wants snacks. The bathroom. A slushie. Throws human food to the monkeys. Wants to give the lion some beef jerky. He ends up eventually, picking up Adam’s kid and letting him do all the things that Adam and Carly are too afraid to let him do. Like stick his fingers into the animals cages. Bang on the glass so the sleeping animals would wake up and he can see them properly. Letting him feed the giraffe and scream and giggle when he sees it’s mouth open.

Charli and George are busy being hot and wayyy too into each other. They’re in their own lil bubble talking about ranking the animals from most likely to survive an asteroid or whatever, and occasionally watching Adam’s kid squeal with joy when Matty lets him do something cheeky, snd thinking that they’d like one of their own one day. Ross is somehow the one with the map like “okay the peacock is up next if we go this way. But guys, the lady at the help desk said the panda sleeps early so we should probably move fast if we wanna see it.”

Everyone’s trying to listen to Ross but Matty and Adam’s kid are holding everyone up. Matty’s always looking for his gf like “babe, come see this!” And it’s just a gorilla taking a shit. He does his little boyish giggle at every small thing. Especially when Adam’s kid is laughing. Matty finds the things that amuse kids very amusing. So he’s mostly laughing at the kid’s laughter but it’s the most adorable thing ever and makes her think that if they had kids, he’d be the best dad ever.

Jamie is peak photographer. You know the friend who’s always taking pics “for the memories.” That they’re too busy filming and photographing everything to actually have the experience? And he’s constantly making everyone squeeze together so he can take group pictures.

Carly and Adam keep handing their kid things to eat. Like little zip lock bags of animal crackers or kid’s breakfast bars or cheese puffs. but of course Matty eats half of everything because “well he didn’t want it so he handed it to me.” And it’s like, no Matty with kids, you have to keep encouraging them to eat! Especially in a new and stimulating environment. But he’s just like “okay but what brand are the cheese puffs cuz they’re actually quite good.” When Carly isn’t listening, Adam is like “yeah, I eat them sometimes when I’m looking for a late night snack.” And then start betting on which animals would try them if they threw some into the cage.

Every time they come across a food stand or some merch or whatever, Matty wants to buy his gf something. “Baby, look, you’d look cute in this alligator hat,” or “you wanna get this giraffe mug?” She ends up caving and getting a corny t shirt with a dad-joke or pun about animals on it. She and Matty get the same matching shirt. She also ends up helping Matty get Adam’s kid to sit still and get a butterfly painted on his face. Matty gets one on his hand cuz the kid wanted them to have matching butterflies. Jamie, of course, has filmed the entire painting experience. Adam and Carly and giving their kid the sweetest encouragements and compliments. “You look so beautiful. You wanna see the real butterflies? They might think you’re one of them. Baby hold still let me take a picture. No it’s fine. You can drink water it won’t ruin your butterfly face.”

By the time they get to the other side of the zoo, it’s 45 minutes from closing time and they get burgers and fries and huddle over a teeny tiny table and eat. Everyone has their food in their laps and everything is a mess and they’re all sweaty and exhausted but just happy to all be together and still do stuff as a group even as each of their lives has grown and the group has double in size cuz everyone has their partner or kid or something with them.

[takerfoxx]

Okay, okay, trying to catch up on some shit. So, let's put the whole High School DXD thing to bed, because analyzing and critiquing ecchi harem schlock that swings way above its weight class is weirdly fascinating to me!

So. Season 4.

Right, let's just address the elephant in the room. The new studio, and with it, the new art style.

...

Not really a fan.

Like, I know what happened, I know why there was a switch, I know they're trying to emulate the art style of the light novels more closely. I just liked the older style better, especially when it comes to the facial expressions. It used to be so vivid and detailed. Like, one look and you'd be able to tell immediately what a character is about and what they're feeling. Now, everyone just looks kinda stone.

I will say this though. Like the style switch in Pokemon, what we lose in detail we gain in fluidity. Those fight scenes were sick, especially when they dispensed with the artillery and went for hand to hand. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Okay, art style's different, don't really care for it, but I can adjust. How's the season itself?

Again, mostly a mixed bag, which I suppose comes with each season adapting two books each. You just tend to like one kind of story over the other, and here, I definitely preferred one arc over the other.

Like, the whole hunt for Kunou's mom was...fine, I guess. Kunou's cute and I don't object to her, though the cast is getting really crowded. And I did genuinely enjoy just watching the gang get to go on vacation and have fun together.

What I didn't like was who was behind it. I'm sorry, but so far, the Khaos Brigade just isn't working for me, mainly because they keep throwing all these new names at us. Like, okay, I know Cao Cao and the rest of the Hero faction go and become their own thing later, cool, but for now, it's another gaggle of stuff that we've seen before.

And I really didn't like how this was supposedly the challenge that caused Issei to fall into despair and almost give up. Like, really? Issei? After everything else he's vanquished? This is his darkest hour?

I totally buy him needing tits to activate his hidden strength and get back into the game, though. And, okay, I've complained in the past about big, climatic battles being derailed by some cool new character just dropping into the middle of things and solving the problem. But this time I'll let it slide, because we get the OG Monkey King himself, and he's kind of awesome.

The Boob Dragon thing is pretty funny for its ridiculousness, though really? This is considered wholesome children's entertainment in the demon realm? Okay.

Kinda bummed how similar the demon realm and its inhabitants are to normal humans. Like, evil it up! You're demons! Where's your demonic class?

Okay, so the first arc was kind of eh, but the second might very well be one of my favorites so far. For one, the rating games are one of my favorite aspects of the series so far, because I love tournaments and we get to see the other characters shine a little.

Also, Sairaorg, man. What a fucking chad. Dude gets born without powers, is disinherited by his asshole father, almost loses his mom to illness, but reforms himself into a massive physical powerhouse through sheer will and training alone. Plus, he respects the hell out of Issei in a "Game recognize Game" sort of way and wants punch it out with him. Respect.

The rating game was awesome. Yes, there was a bunch of new names again, but it worked better this time and they were able to shine through action. And I laughed my ass off when Issei foiled his opponent's attempt to seduce him because he was so offended at the violation of the proper way to do a strip tease. Man really takes his ecchi seriously.

Issei and Sairaorg just punching the shit out of each other was so goddamned anime. They keep getting more and more power ups, keep giving these heroic speeches, and you kind of want them both to win. In the end, Sairaorg still fighting on despite having passed out long ago through sheer determination alone? Magnificent.

Okay, I'm going to say it. I like Sairaorg as a rival way more than Vali.

Oh, sweet! Ravel's here! I like her. And she and Koneko are immediately petty toward one another, as it should be.

[baiika]

i miss stoliz too but its rly cute seeing blitz and fizz as friends again they have a good dynamic

//I'm glad they're on speaking terms again! Speaking exclusively from Blitz's point of view, he really needs an anchor right now. & like, I kinda know the feeling? Like, we're social creatures. I know imps aren't teeechnically humans, but like, if they were entities of evil, they wouldn't grief, love, etc. Evil is selfish & cruel. Blitz is violent, gross, tactless, mean, etc, but he's not cruel or selfish. He protects Moxxie in s1e6 when they're ambushed by D.H.O.R.K.S. He stands up for them at Ozzie's in the next episode. Out of all the hellhounds he's perusing in s2e2, he picks Loona because he empathizes with her. He's CONSTANTLY doting on Loona. We see him compliment her makeup in s1e3 when she's feeling self-conscious, he gloats & kisses her in s1e6 when she's slaughtering D.H.O.R.K.S. agents. In s1e8, even though he's miserable & exhausted, he races to the gluttony ring to pick up Loona when she wants to leave the party, & only goes in at her behest, & these are JUST off the top of my head. 

These aren't the actions of an evil person. These are the actions of someone full of love, & because imps experience love much like us, they need community the same way. Like, I love where I live now. Chicagoland is significantly more liberal so I, as a queer woman, don't experience a fraction of a bullshit I did in Utah. But it's far from my family & that's very isolating.

The humiliation Blitz suffered at Ozzie's in s1e7 really did a number on him. I mean, Blitz is a very expressive person, but I think we can agree it's either a) a deliberate facade, or b) a punchline written in by the writers. But s1e7 has been the second time we've seen him show emotion that isn't either of those. The first time was his spat with Loona in s1e3 where he seems to be hurt when Loona says they're not a real family after Blitz interferes with her conversation with Vortex, but Blitz's pain isn't really explored until s1e7 & s1e8.

He doesn't even swear during his conversation with Stolaswhich means he's Super Serious, & Loona confirmed this in the previous episode.

Like. Blitz is going through it here. The writing alone is STELLAR but, like, the animation cinches it. Blitz is covering his mouth & pulling his face down when Stolas is nice to him, & when he has to pause to gather himself a few seconds after, it's raw. I'm pretty stony when I read & watch shit. Like, the only time I've actually cried recently is when I was watching e4 of D.eath P.arade the other week. Before that, s1e7 was the last time I cried. I was fucking moved because his pain is so palpable.

It's EXTRA apparent Blitz needs community when he fucking breaks into rehab to see Barbie in s2e5, then interrogates a string of people to find her, & needs to get a new way into the Human World since Millie & Moxxie have the book. Judging by their fight later in the episode, I'm under the impression Barbie didn't want to see Blitz before her recovery, but Blitz didn't understand that, or was so desperate for someone to latch onto that he rationalized it as something different. 

But like... he's so desperate that he's seeking companionship from someone who hates his guts! Who everyone has warned him that Barbie wants nothing to do with him! 

& then The Universe(tm) throws Fizz in his fucking face. Fizz's antagonism comes to a head & they finally talk & it's delicious that Blitz has someone from Ye Olden Days that doesn't want to eviscerate him. 

So yeah. I miss my sweet sweet Stoliz angst, but Helluva boss is a pretty small op. There's only so much you can do in the timespan they have, so I'm fine with the rekindling of BlitzFizz in the meantime.

What REALLY gets me about s2e6 though is how Blitz's abrasiveness is turned on its head. Like, it's normally seen as a) a punchline (s1e3 when he & Verosika are fighting over the parking spot in the beginning of the episode), or b) A Bad Thing (pilot when he calls Moxxie a slur), but we see Blitz face off against Fizz's stalker in the beginning of the episode & it's portrayed as a good thing. We see him tell off Mammon & it's seen as a good thing, because they ARE good things. 

Like, my general enjoyment of subversion aside, it's a really interesting view into Blitz being a good friend to his loved ones! I think it's an important piece to rounding out Blitz as a character.

[marilostfieldblog]

[Video transcript begin.]

[The transcript begins with someone holding their phone, they are seemingly sitting on a bench. They take a deep sigh as loud music identified as "All I want for Christmas is you" is heard over a speaker.]

?: I am going to kill someone I swear.

[Voice identified: Mari.]

M: Will this music ever SHUT UP!

[Metallic clanks are heard just barely over the music, as well as laughter, it sounds non-human.]

M: Ugh… Has it really been three hours? Listen you and I both know you won't ki-

[The source of the noise moves into frame, shrouded in shadow. Their eyes shine like a wild animals would in the low light.]

?: Are you sure you know me well enough to make assumptions like that?

[Voice identified: Cassius.]

M: You are the one who told me you wouldn't kill me cuz I was taking care of a kid, and when I gave you the chance you said no.

C: THAT WAS BEFORE THIS FUCKING SONG GOT STUCK PLAYING ON LOOP OVER THE DAMN SPEAKERS. GET OVER HERE.

[He lunges towards the bench.]

M: Nope!

[Mari hops off the bench as Cassius flies into it, the song still playing as they begin running.]

[Cassius shouts in frustration, before giving chase, his footsteps heavy on the tile floor of the mall.]

M: Gonna have to catch me jackass!

C: You motherfucker! Get back here so I can gut you!

M: I have a kid to get out of this mall so not happening you bitch!

[Mari takes a sharp left turn, throwing a trash can at Cassius as they do.]

C: If you let me kill you, you won’t have to hear this infernal music anymore!

M: My point remains!

[The footsteps behind Mari turn to a sort of… scuttling, as Cassius switches to using the spider legs. Before switching back.]

M: If you want to kill me you have to get sparrow out!

C: I don’t have to do shit!

M: Then I ain't letting you catch me!

[Another corner is turned, a loud yell, then a crash can be heard behind Mari. Almost as if several cardboard boxes had fallen down.]

C: FUCKING HELL–

[Mari laughs, their laugh seemingly being one of joy and malice.]

M: GET FUCKED!

C: That tends to happen, yeah!

M: I doubt you get that much play.

C: You’d be surprised, Mari! Not like you’d know what works out there, you’ve only had like, one girlfriend! Where even is she?

[Mari points at someone barely out of frame.]

M: Right there apparently.

[Mari turns the phone, in view is someone with black hair wearing a showfall mask. They run off after about 5 seconds.]

M: Nevermind. Anyway you don't even HAVE a girlfriend.

C: Never wanted one! I don’t do that shit, jackass!

M: That why you fucked one of your bosses?

C: THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ONE NIGHT THING AND A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP.

M: FAIR ENOUGH! BUT YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ME NOT KNOWING WHAT WORKS. I HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE I TURNED 18 INSIDE THIS HELLHOLE!

C: HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET ON THIS TOPIC!?

M: BECAUSE YOU TOOK 'Get fucked' A BIT TOO LITERAL!

[A short pause.]

C: STOP RUNNING SO I CAN MURDER YOU.

M: NO YOU FUCKER! No pun intended.

[Mari laughs as they continue running.]

[This continues for another few minutes, before the music in the background suddenly comes to a halt.]

M: What.

[Mari stops, the phone jolting as they do.]

C: Huh.

M: Did. The music just. Stop?

C: Guess they fixed it.

M: So uh… What now?

C: I don’t know. My main motivation is gone. So I guess I just… head back to the offices.

M: What the fuck.

C: What, do you want me to keep trying to murder you?

M: You wouldn't kill me anyway. You already proved that.

C: If you weren’t as fast as you are, I would’ve.

M: Bullshit. A. You've been given multiple opportunities. B. The deal with will.

[Cassius takes a few steps towards Mari.]

C: Please don’t mention the deal, not out in the open.

M: Fine. Whateve-

[Mari yawns, quite loudly.]

C: Jesus Christ. Do you not sleep at all? Why are you so fuckin’ tired?

M: Did you HEAR the music?

C: Of course I heard the fucking music! I’m talking about in general, asshole!

M: NO! I've been taking care of the kid, and if you were experimented on trapped in a dark room for god knows how long and your mom was a wire monster. YOU WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES TOO.

C: … Get them a journal.

M: What?

C: You heard me. Get them a journal.

M: Wha- Why?

C: Are you dense? For the damn nightmares. Writing down things like that helps sometimes.

M: Oh… Um… Where am I gonna find one… Here?

C: … I’ll grab you one tomorrow. Just. Go back to your stupid area. I’m leaving.

M: Uh… Sure. Cool… Just uh… Ask Will for our location.

[Cassius nods, then, a few seconds later, his eyes widen slightly, realizing what he’s just done.]

C: [Whispered.] Fuck.

M: Hold on. If you ever… And I mean EVER. need help, big or small… Y'know where to find me Cass.

[Mari puts their head down, seemingly whispering.]

M: [Whispered.] Sparrow wants you and Ophelia to be ok… for will.

[Cassius stares at Mari, his expression hardens, yet his eyes are full of fear.]

C: I don’t need your fuckin’ help, Editor. And don’t call me ‘Cass’. We aren’t friends.

M: Ha… Haha… Hahahahaha…

[Mari breaks into a fit of laughter, this time the tone is more somber and caring.]

[He takes a few steps back, before turning around fully and walking away, his steps quicken as he gets farther away. He vanishes around a corner a few seconds later.]

M: Can't lie to me… God damnit why do I…

[Mari falls to the ground, seemingly confused.]

M: Why do I care… That idiot is nothing but an asshole to me but… Ugh. If he doesn't want…

[Mari stops, they continue laughing for 30 seconds before yawning again.]

M: If you see this, Will cares about you… And strike system or not I think you do too… So until you take things one step too far… I'm gonna try and help you. Because William is my friend too you dick.

[Mari yawns again, before passing out in a dark corner. The phone stays on for roughly 30 minutes before shutting off.]

[End transcript.]

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

A random man is walking in the street. A stray dog sniffs him and the man kicks him in the face, right in front of skeleton. Reaction?

Undertale Sans - "not cool, dude, that poor doggo did nothing to you." The man shrugs and leaves. Sans doesn't run after him. He goes to the injured dog and gives him half of his sandwich to apologize to him. The dog licks his face and goes on his road.

Undertale Papyrus - He gasps. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" He's mad. He doesn't like when people hurt animals just because they can. He goes to the dog and gently pets him to make sure he is ok. He then carries him to a rescue. It's cold outside, he doesn't want the dog to stay outside by this temperature.

Underswap Sans - He gives the guy a fine for hitting the dog. He desserves it. He also takes the dog to his police car to give him to a rescue. Clearly, that poor baby is too nice to stay in the world full of mean humans.

Underswap Papyrus - He doesn't say anything, he's scared the guy might hit him, but he quickly runs to the dog once he's gone to make sure he is not hurt. And pet him. Again, and again. That's an hour now. Shit, he can't leave that baby here. He's taking the dog home, and if no one comes and gets him, he's keeping it.

Underfell Sans - He grabs the man soul and pushes him head first in the pond. Asshole. He gently pets the dog and let's it go after a while, happy he could help. The man is insulting him, trying to get out of the pond. Red pushes him in again before he leaves, just to hear him scream. He has a big smile now.

Underfell Papyrus - He works in a shelter and he is not ok with that behavior. He calls out the man in front of everyone and lectures him until he apologizes and leaves, hissed at by the unhappy crowd. He then takes the dog in the shelter where he's volonteer and makes sure to find him a good home in a day.

Horrortale Sans - He grabs the man by the collar and throws it on the ground, before his head comes really close from his. " d o n ' t." The man is terrified and runs away, peeing himself. Oak takes the dog home and adopts him. He has a big farm, one more pet is no problem.

Horrortale Papyrus - He kicks the man in the balls. "IT HURTS UH? WELL NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES, ASSHOLE." He leaves him whining on the ground to take the dog. He's adopting him right away, as he has lot of room for animals in his farm. Don't mess with Willow.

Swapfell Sans - He doesn't want to react at first, but this guy is becoming a softie and the dog whines broke his heart. He let him sleep in his garden for the night. Then in the kitchen. Then in the living room. But not on the couch! ... Ok, maybe on the couch but definitely not in the bed! When the dog sleeps in his bed he gives up and adopts him.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's angry. He grabs the man by the collar and screams at him for hurting the dog. Rus doesn't care about injured humans, but he hates when people hurt animals. He then takes the dog to a vet to make sure he is fine. If the dog doesn't have an owner, he's taking him home.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He couldn't care less and walks away, not even looking. He walks in a dog poop, slips and blocks his back. Karma, bitch.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - That's his moment. He runs in front of the dog and takes the hit in the face. The man is shocked, Coffee is hurts, but the little dog is fine. The man is sweating as all the people around are saying he just hit a monster in the face for no reason. Coffee walks away with the dog when they all start to scream at him. He sneaks the dog inside the house, hoping Wine doesn't find him.

[firebuug]

13, 14 and 31 for the uncommon oc questions? for whatever ocs come to mind first

(also A and B for the creator questions for whoever comes to mind too :> )

before i look at the questions UHHH ill choose eva and centi because theyre bouncing in my head (eva bc brainrot centi bc hes my icon).

13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

eva was raised as a little nestie boy and in my mind very fancy rich colors are always light and pastel like marble and stuff and my brain always sees him dressed in white. i think he thinks he looks most dapper in white. maybe even gray. monochromes mostly because its hard to coordinate an outfit when your hair is fuckin Blue and you don't want to look like a stupid clown.

i however am in the impression that eva would look nice in red. and golds. and pale greens. and black. i just like eva

centi does NOT CARE in fact he HATES UNNECESSARY HUMAN CONSTRUCTS. what do you MEAN i cant go out to the supermarket in the human's PAJAMAS eva you are an IDIOT a FOOL a DOG to abiding to such STUPID human standards i am CONSERVING MY ENERGY . he doesn't care....but i guess he'd like colors that help him stealth or that he's had on him as a centipede bug

14. What animal do they fear most?

i . have never thought of this. UH. man i feel like animals are weird in PMworld. do they have zoos. obviously they have animals bc a lot of abnos are animal based but like. are they frequent. do people go to the zoos and see lions anymore. man. anyways i think if Eva met a chimp he would be scared. i feel like if he saw a hippo he'd be kinda scared. i dont think he'd be scared of horses he'd think theyre beautiful. i think, to a city dweller, animals arent as scary as the Daily Horrors you face, but at the same time, eva is a nestie what animals is he seeing? birds?? white eye crust dogs??????? lizards????? i think he'd be scared of snakes. oh my god he'd be scared of snakes. OH MY GOD HIS BOYFRIEND DISTORTS INTO A GIANT SNAKE BUG i think he'd be scared of snakes. i don't think he'd like bugs but he is fine with taking bugs out in a cup or throwing a newspaper at them but i think his parents kept his childhood house as bug-free as possible

centi is scared of anything that is scarier than him because it usually means it is a stronger devil than him. he is a predator bug outside of his fiend form and eats other bugs that are weaker and is very scary but he'd know his fucking place in front of Spider Devil or some shit. also he would probably not like dogs and cats. anything that poses a threat to a little centipede. however. as a human somehting like a bird? he laughs at now. dogs and cats? those can still fuck him up and put him in his place (owww scratches)

31. Who are they the most glad to have met? 

theres very obvious answers here. but genuinely even if they annoy him sometimes or make his work harder eva does appreciate meeting his friends and his future bf at lobcorp because, if he had worked here for this long without making friends with ANYONE. no matter what he tells himself he would have been so much more miserable. having friends isnt what he came here for but its what happened and hes grateful that his friends somehow didnt get tired of him and put up with his rocky beginnings because he doesn't know if he wouldve ever found joy in this work without them

he is also, as expected, very glad to have met julian because otherwise after the wing fell he probably would have no other reason to be on this earth other than "maybe make weird art until you run out of money and starve". jules kind of rocked his mindset too and helped him realize the people around him at the corp Arent just dumb npcs who are expendable, they are Human and Mortal and Will Die. they experience emotion just like him. and even if they ar einsufferable they are human and you will ifnd yourself crying when they die even if you only knew them as the guy from info team who made your life worse. he cant fester in hatred and hope someone innocent eats shit because one day theyll die and he'll be stuck with those emotions, and not everyone comes back like jules did

centi.... well. this is mostly just inner oc stuff with my friend and i's ocs hehe. but he is happy to meet another bug devil like him. because well...i like to think theres SOme sort of solidarity in being a scary bug. maybe hes a bit jealous. but then theyre just..homies. he doesnt have to face the isolation of feeling like an eldrich monstrosity living in some dudes apartment and getting yelled at for being an eldritch monstrosity and being Different and being Caged in a Stupid Inferior Human Body God FUcking Damn It alone. he has another bug guy going thru the same. we must imagine the bug fiends happy

also despite how much he despises eva at first he eventually realizes this weird as fuck THing is actually. not killing him. this is a devil hunter yet he's making me a grilled cheese. whats wrong with hinm. i can throw his stuff around and he can get upset but he will still let me sleep in his house and stand up for me. whats wrong with him. eventually he will slowly warm up to him...but he'll still bother him. thats what fiends do

A) Why are you excited about this character?

for eva? I DONT KNOW . I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!! HES JUST SOME DUDE!!!! BUT I GAVE HIM MY LOVE FOR MUSIC MY LOVE FOR FISH AND GAVE HIM MULTIPLE NEUROSES AND NOW I LOVE HIM . THE FUCK. i also really love his distortion. just. grips heart. a lot of my ocs and stories have this theme of isolation, i guess it's something i like to explore a lot, and considering eva is a (count with me) autistic transgender mentally ill born-rich kid who was raised kind of sheltered from the full extent of horrors and Forced to go down a pre-determined path from birth . and not only that but he becomes even more of a fish out of water post-lobcorp and literally experiences the isolation of not even having a true god reach him through the metal walls of the corporation. idk. i think he's pretty isolationcore and neurosispilled and his distortion is fun because YES WE CAN FINALLY GO APESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! CATHARSIS!!! BUT PAIN AND GRIEF MANIFESTED INTO A PHYSICAL BLIND RAMPAGED BEING!!!!!

centi because he is a fucking BUG!!!!!! AND HES EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HES SILLY!!!!!!!!!!! CARTOONISHLY EVIL FREAK WHO USED TO BE A LEGIT THREAT!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!! and not only that HE SHARES A BODY WITH THE POLAR OPPOSITE AND IS A HORRIBLE MONSTER BEING FORCED TO LIVE AMONG HUMA---god damn it its another isolation and not fitting in story. BUG DYSPHORIA

B) What inspired you to create them?

nothing crazy here- eva was randomly generated employee number 2 in my lobcorp facility, i grew attached to him thru keeping him alive and also i liked his grumpy little face. survived to the very end of my playthrough, and juleva started as a crackship but i did like their dynamic a lot..................... things just escalated from there

centi because ummm i made a csm au of my ocs and i wanted julian to be the Centipede Fiend to reference his distortion but i created a whole new personality for the Centipede Devil inside of him and went oh my god i love them, i need them to be a new person, i love them, oh my god

thanks so much for the opportunity to ramble! if you made it this far im marrying you.

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To the poster who shall remain nameless who said they hated Meryl in episode 11 for acting as Rem 2.0, no, she was not. That wasn't why her voice was able to wake Vash up, and the fact that anyone would even think to put that braindead as shit take online shows how little depth they saw in Meryl, for reasons I couldn’t fuckin tell you. Talking like her only purpose in that moment was to foil Knives’ grand plan and steal Vash away from where he should have stayed by Knives' side, and that pisses me off.

It wasn’t just Rem bringing Vash back to himself. Rem was only a part of Vash’s journey. A part of his life. She existed as someone he loved and valued in the past- someone he shared a human connection with. But he made other connections. Other people cared about him; had faith in him in the future.

If any Meryl was Rem 2.0, it was 98 where she was given a number of Rem’s traits 1:1, and I resent that iteration for doing that to her.

23 Meryl in ep 11 is her own person who cares about Vash, and knows what’s happening to him isn’t right. It’s not what he would want. It’s a violation of his autonomy and a denial of who he is. Meryl calling his name isn’t her taking over for Rem, or filling Rem’s void. It’s Meryl doing Meryl, showing a care for Vash in the future that Knives tried to hammer into Vash’s head would never exist. No one would love him. No one would try to connect with him. All he’ll ever know from humanity is fear, hatred, scorn, and disgust.

And this person called that moment ‘some shoujo anime, power of friendship type bs’ when it’s so much more than that. Meryl in that moment conveys the impact our connections carry- the meaning they hold. How we allow them to shape us as people, and Vash’s greatest want was to connect. To accept and be accepted. To understand and be understood. That’s who he is. And I swear, every person who willfully ignores this about Vash, or finds fault in him for it, annoys the fuck out of me cuz it's literally always from the same group of people that I see these takes come from that have to do so in order to make their little oomfs do what they want.

And fine, whatever, but saying the only reason Meryl was able to get through to Vash was that he saw her as another Rem is not only inaccurate, it discredits Meryl's relationship with Vash and throws her character completely out the window. Congratulations on missing a huge part of the Trigun narrative ig.