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What if blitz is on trial next season bc he tried to kill andrealphus?
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The new episode of Helluva boss had two Aâs crossed.
Amazing and angsty.
But hereâs the what ifs I keep wondering about.
NO HATE TO THE CREATORS OR THE SHOW THEYâRE BOTH AMAZING THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS SO NO HATE PLEASE.
Forget Blitz coming to save Stolas what about Octavia?
The one person in the world who cherishes Stolas, loves him more then Blitz and is her only stability.
Sheâs already afraid of losing him, and maybe since she doesnât know how so many spells her magic would be erratic and dangerously malicious.
I want to see Octavia going ape shit, maybe her protecting Stolas can unlock her demon form for the audience to see as she defends her father with every thing sheâs got.
Also things I hope but will probably never happen:
1. Blitz and Octavia team up to take down Stella and Andreaphus.
2. Stella might try to sway Octavia to her side to get possession of Stolasâ stuff.
3. Octavia confronts blitz and tells him about how Stolas has changed since meeting him, how he became happier, more full of life and how now heâs depressed because he doesnât get to see him anymore.
4. Give me Blitz comforting Octavia
5. Striker returns and Stolas kills him, his last words to striker being âI told you youâd pay if you came near my daughter.â Stolas going feral and torturing Striker, seeing red until Blitz is the one who has to pull him back.
6. Signs that Blitz actually visited Stolas in the hospital a lot before he woke up but never told him.
7. Blitz mother henning Stolas while trying not to be too obvious about it and miserably failing. Going so far as to throw himself in front of Stolas and getting injured, but immediately frantic about Stolas and only calming down when he checks to make sure heâs okay. Give me stubborn but scared Blitz who refuses to talk about it, even to M&M.
Just- Octavia wouldâve been devastated hearing the news. You canât tell me she wouldnât go feral protecting what she loves dearly. Sheâs Stolasâ daughter after all.
And when heâs hurt, give me Blitz whose father instincts kick in seeing Octavia cry and he sits down and cheers her up in typical Blitz way.
And maybe heâs terrified too, and they both just sit there in each others company, comforting each other.
This episode gave so much potential to the different possible character interactions and development that could arise from it, but while Iâm excited to see what they come up with unfortunately I donât think many of them will actually happen.
#helluva boss#helluva boss season two episode four#Stolas#blitz#Octavia#Stella#andreaphus#Millie#Moxxie#striker#blitz x Stolas#stolitz#Stolas angst#Octavia angst#blitz angst
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After watching Mastermind, this scene from the trailer makes so much more sense and hits soooo much more differently now.
I have been wondering what must have happened here for Blitz to be protecting Stolas like this while Stolas looks so scared. He seems to be fine, so why couldnât he defend both him and Blitz from Andreaphus? They should theoretically be evenly matched. Thatâs not even going into the questions about why Andreaphus would even escalate to attacking Stolas in the first place, and at Stolasâs house no less. With him planning to strip Stolas of everything he has, attacking him seemed to go against his entire plans.
Now we know though. Andreaphusâs plan was successful. Stolas has been stripped of his powers, title, everything. He canât defend himself, not like he used to. His home isnât his anymore, Andreaphus has taken everything over since Octavia is still 17.
And Blitz here, oh my god. He has now watched as Stolas sacrificed himself for him. Watched him willingly give up his life to save Blitz. He has screamed and begged while struggling to get to Stolas as he was dragged away. Trying to pry open the door to get back to him. Thinking that was the last time he was going to see Stolas. Thinking that another person he loved was going to die because of him. But Stolas came back to him alive. Stripped of his power and not doing well but he is alive. After this, what do you think heâs going to do if Stolas is in danger? After he didnât go to save him from Striker? After he thought Stolas was going to die to keep him safe? He is never going to let him go again. Even if itâs a hopeless situation, he is going to do what he can to protect Stolas or die trying.
My guess here is that next episode, Stolas is going to try and see Octavia with Blitzâs help, and when Andreaphus finds out, he is not going to hesitate to attack Stolas now that he is powerless. Sinsmas is going to make me feral
#I AM NOT GOING TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM#DUMB QUEER DEMONS ARE RUINING MY LIFE#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss andrealphus#stolitz#stolas x blitzo#blitzo x stolas
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I'd like to share my theories for the last two episodes for season two of Helluva Boss.
I think Mastermind will be about Andreaphus' plan.
It sounds awful but i truly believe the succubus at the party actually kidnaps Stolas and takes him to Andreaphus' castle. He keeps him there so he cannot show up to the divorce hearing, as i think this courtroom will be where they announce the divorce.
Stolas doesnt show up which is bad for his image, seeing as he cannot defend himself. The sins decide to take a vote which unanimously is in favour of stripping Stolas of his powers and giving it to octavia, who can be exploited by Andreaphus, who wants the grimoire.
Sinsmas i think will be a complete battle between the sins and the Ars goetia, who are for or against whatever was decided in the courtroom.
Vissagio who can see the past and future might warn Blitz somehow that Stolas is being kept hostage. He uses the crystal to get into the palace where he sees the succubus guarding Stolas with the sword we see Blitz holding in the trailer. Blitz will feel guilty for letting Stolas go with him and he will have to kill him and take the sword.
The battle accumilates outside where they are targeted by Satan and Andreaphus, however defended by Ozzie and Vassagio. Stolas has no powers now so he is helpless and being shielded by Blitz, who has a sword which he doesn't know what it does (maybe its powerful against royalty?)
I feel like after the battle or somewhere in between it, Stolas tries to take Octavia home but as she's said before it doesnt feel like home anymore and she blames Stolas for ruining it. she stays with Stella and Andreaphus for now, not knowing the truth about them both.
Stolas is heartbroken and weak, Blitz takes him to his own house as now his home isn't safe anymore. whatever happens with Blitz' business will now determine what happens with Stolas, because i think Blitz is going to keep his word and hire Stolas, maybe in season 3?
Then Blitz has a whole other problem with being in close proximity to the one he loves but being careful around him and not rushing anything as he feels like a failure to Octavia.
And here is where Stolas will get his epiphany as to why Blitz felt used by him. when he realizes the difference in class as he has to learn to live as a commoner he will see the mis communications he caused Blitz.
(I'm dyslexic so sorry if I've butchered some of these names)
#helluva boss blitzo#helluva blitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss#helluva boss theory#helluva boss mastermind#helluva boss sinsmas#theory#theories#helluvaboss#helluva boss vassago#helluva boss andrealphus#helluva boss satan#helluva boss ozzie#helluva boss mammon#helluva boss stella#helluva boss moxxie#helluvaverse#helluva blitzo#stoliz#stolitz#prince stolas#stolas
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"Well, that was a fucking disaster and a half. Seriously, all those shitty ass Goetia fucking suck," Beelzebub said, sitting down in her assigned chair in the private meeting room. Belphegor snoring slightly in the seat right next to the Gluttony Sin.
"It didn't help it was also two Sins against three." Asmodeus spoke as he entered the room, taking his seat across from Belphegor. "Mammon and Leviathan already took off, unsurprisingly." The two never stick around for at after meeting, not since Lucifer went into isolation.
"Satan ordered them to go home." Belphegor mumbled, a single eye slightly open showing she wasn't fully asleep right now. "Wants to talk to us about Andrealphus."
"He only put the asshole in charge for a hundred years. Should've been Stolas's kid in my personal opinion. Why does he want to talk to use about Andreaphus?" Beelzebub asked, her attention turning to the door opening.
"Because Andreaphus is a lying scheming piece of shit!" Satan hollered as he walked to his seat at the end of the table, sitting down with a thud. Even in his small more compacted form he was still far taller than the other Sins with the exception of Asmodeus. Another seat at the opposite end of the table is dusty and covered in cobwebs. "He's lucky I didn't rip out his fucking-"
"Hey, remember our chakra, keep them balanced, and a nice peaceful mind set. Deep breaths, in and out." Yogirt would take a few deep breaths themself.
Satan would follow Amani's lead, holding his hands in a mediation style while taking a few deep breaths. "Alright, I'm cool. Now, I only wanted you three here because you're actually competent in your work. Clearly this was a set up job, and I want to know everything about it. I doubt Andreaphus was stupid enough to be too directly involved so he can easily deny involvement."
"Oh, so now you fucking care about getting played. When it's all said and done. If you knew then why didn't you just call him out. I'm sure that 'witness' would've been willing to sing after two seconds in a room with any of us."
"Because Stolas still fucked up big time even lending his book to that imp, and I think we all remember the blind eye we had to turn because the problem those imps caused in the human world. If I punished three royals in a day it'd look like we have a power problem in our system."
"We do have a power problem Satan. We've let the royals run around without any accountability and consequence's for eons now. It was only a matter of time before one tried to rise up the ranks, and a Goetia is the fastest way to do that. Even if it's awfully bold."
"Which is why I'm going to pass an accountability law that'll offer real time punishments to any royal that steps out of line, and having stronger eyes on them at all times. Though we still need to get to the bottom. Beelzebub, I want you to your team keep an eye on Andreaphus, Stella, and that imp witness at all times. I want to know when all their schedules from top to bottom. Asmodeus, have your succubus in Andreaphus kingdom listening for any information. I don't care what it is, even if it's Andreaphus stubbed his toe in public, I want to know about it. Belphegor, I want you to pull every thing you can spare and start hitting all criminal operations that Andreaphus has had his hand in. Mammon and Leviathan aren't getting involved, mainly because they're lazy idiots."
"Fine, but I'm still pissed at you. I can get my team ready to roll out in thirty minutes. Andreaphus and Stella will have every single place they visit often bugged by the end of the day. Striker is going to be tricky since he seems to live off grid. I'll let you know anything important they find." Beelzebub then teleports away.
"I've got a certain succubus in mind to help me spear head my end of the operation. If he so much as breath's wrong my succubus and succubi will know about it. Hopefully I have something to report soon." Asmodeus would then teleport out of the meeting room as well.
"I already sent the order as soon as Andreaphus rejected the idea of calling Stolas to attend the trial. They've busted over a dozen of those in direct contact with him for illegal smuggling through his kingdom. Some cartel leaders, some gang leaders, and a few trafficking heads. Already had our eyes on them for about a year now."
"As soon as you get one of them willing to sing I want them sent to me directly. I'll find out just how much they'll be willing to tell." Satan didn't take all this scheming likely, even if he knew none of the royals were a real threat to the powers of a Sin. The Warth's Sin attention turning to hearing a door slam.
Belphegor would finally sit up, smiling slightly. "I'm guessing you're little Snicker-doodle is steamed about you losing your cool and squeezing them. Let's hope your famous Lava Som Tam is enough to get them to forgive you."
"Please, I don't want to hear it right now. I really need to get home and apologize. You should get back to your ring." Satan then stood up. "I know this doesn't need to be said, though don't let up for even a second. I want this solved as fast as possible." He would then teleport back to his ring.
As soon as Satan teleports out of the room Belphegor face falls into the table and she could be heard softly snoring again. Her third eye about to close when a golden portal opened over by Lucifer's seat.
"I'm baaaaaaaaaaack~" Lucifer sung out, only to see that the meeting room was completely empty expect for Belphegor.
"You just missed them. Try again tomorrow at around two. Everyone should be here then. It's good to see you Luci, tell Charlie I said hi."
"I have a better idea. We have the meeting at my daughter's hotel. Get caught up to speed on somethings. Show everyone the hotel. Tell them to head there tomorrow. Good to see you too Bel, and I will." Lucifer would then open a portal and leave.
"Sure," Belphegor said as Lucifer left. "Satan's going to kill him tomorrow, though it'll be nice to have us all together again."
#Beelzebub#lovin this tasty energy right now#proud jackass#Asmodeus#king of lust#all about connection#Belphegor#sleepy time sheep#lucid dreamer#Satan#He Is The Law#wrathful punishment#Lucifer Morningstar#apple of truth#take that depression#ic#Helluva Boss#Hazbin Hotel#Sin Meeting
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!! CRYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THROWING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm living for the horse call out at the beginning of the episode, that was iconic.
Stolas waking up COVERED in stuffed animals omg Blitzø is so in love I'm going to cry.
Blitzø is so happy and Stolas is so depressed, I can't blame him but goddamn.
Hunting for rats đ yes get your man some food go off king
Welcome to poverty bitch, viva la revolution
The 2 gay dads were so beautiful and it was really touching that Blitzø and Mox called it off.
I need Blitzø to read that journal omg
Stolas this is corporate America Hell, Welcome to the workforce bb.
Via's song was so beautiful and so heartbreaking wtf.
I LOVE THAT STOLAS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANDREAPHUS fuck your rich petty word fight eat fist motherfucker
IMP saving stolas in such a badass way was perfect.
THEIR FALLING KISS WTF
I can't get over Blitzø cooking for Stolas it's so tender.
MILLIE IS PREGNANT
Loonas friends omg I'm so proud of her!!
THEIR DANCE !!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YES WOO YOUR MAN BLITZĂ
This episode was so fucking beautiful. Genuinely this is my favorite show I'm so in love. I can't wait for more (but I will bc I know art takes time). Truly phenomenal job to everyone goddamn
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@damian-morningstar
"what the hell is going on here?!"
Damian entered the court room
"Bullshit!" Striker yelled angrily slamming his claws down on the railing of the witness platform "He fucking fought me tooth and nail for that bird's life! Him and his crew why would he hire me to do a job he could easily do himself!?" The cowboy argued back
"He's right! Striker's my employee and he specifically told me to keep his presence a secret from Blitz! Why would he if they worked together!?" Asmodeus backed up, standing up from his seat, surprising the other sins, Satan just groaning
"Asmodeus, surely you understand that it is this Imp's word against Prince Andreaphus's. Your employee or not his words mean little." The dragon noted, a wicked smirk sprouting on the peacocks beak "That's only cause the 'victim' isn't here! He knows who hired me! Your bitch sister as revenge for him cheating on her!" Striker bit back, Andre just sighing.
"Another baseless accusation. Seriously lord Asmodeus what does this mangy stray add to these proceedings?" Andre sighed, Striker almost screaming before Asmodeus teleported to stand on the platform beside him, glaring Andre down before turning to Satan.
"What would Striker have to gain from lying for Blitz? Satan, there is no evidence against him, just hearsay, this case needs more investigation or time to talk it through." Ozzie pleaded almost with his fellow sin, Satan rolling his eyes with a groan "Ozzie, why must you insist on making this so complica-" Satan began before the door to the chamber was thrown open and a familiar screamed for an explanation.
"Damian! Thank him, talk some sense into your father!" Asmodeus said in realization, Striker raising his brow in confusion as Satan narrowed his eyes.
#~gold. grins. and grit~ [striker]#~feather soft flames~ [ozzie]#damian morningstar#//sorry for the delay#this was just a really big thing to plan on top of all my life stuff XP
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Valentino, Andreaphus, Mammon and Alesio all get to go to pride and be queer even tho their evil, but Stella and Striker have to be homophobic, because Viv doesn't want fans sympathizing with themđ
Because Stella stands in the way of her favorite ship (even though she created her), while Striker points out what a pos that Stolas is and wants to write him as a bigot so people can hate instead of agree with him.
#helluva boss#vivziepop critical#helluva boss critical#vivziepop criticism#vivziepop#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#anti-vivziepop#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critical
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hello Adam my son and I have been attacked by Andreaphus
OH NOES PROTECT MY GRANDSON FROM THAT BIRD FUCKER
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Here is my second part of my helluva boss oc's, I present to you Lady Lucrecia, the wife of Andralphus, and her son Steford. Mother and older brother of icywhite.
Lucrecia is a decent woman who loves her children, and is submissive from time to time. She likes to walk through her ice gardens, drink tea, read books and magazines. And she occasionally goes to a party hosted by another member of the nobility. And yes, she has an unhappy marriage to Andrealphus. They are the equivalent of Stolas and Stella, but in reverse. She has waited many years for her children to be older to file for divorce, but Andreaphus denies her.
Steford is the heir of Andreaphus, and a prince quite desired by the Goetian ladies of hell. He appears to be charismatic, but like Octavia and his mother, he does not feel comfortable even in his own home. He often has fights with his father for defending his mother, especially over the etiquette and social class between goetias, imps and sinners.
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Theories for helluva boss
1. Stella and Andreaphus get into Octaviaâs head about Blitz being more important than her
2. The royals find out about the little book grimoire deal going on between Stolas and Blitz, this leads to them going after Blitz and Stolas
3. Stolas goes on the run, and his duties are transferred to Octavia. I also feel like since he ran away abruptly he didnât have time to say goodbye to Via, making her more hurtful and resentful towards him.
4. This whole transfer of duty to Octavia could also give potential to a foreshadowing from âYou Will be Okayâ like perhaps Stolas is hiding in the stars or something and thatâs how Olivia finds him maybe?
5. (Itâs a long shot) Perhaps when Stolas and Blitz get into trouble Octavia is the one to rescue them in her demon form like Stolas did for Blitz in âtruth seekersâ. Also Luna + Octavia team up đ
6. Blitz is so nonchalant and Stolas is increasingly more fed up of Blitz not taking this seriously.
7. Stolas perhaps abdicating the role of title or becoming a member of IMP maybe?
8. Octavia learning the truth of Stellaâs assassination attempts and going full demon mode on Striker perhaps?
9. An angelic weapon might harm Stolas or Blitz might take damage trying to protect damage after the âhe can get hurt?â Angst we got because my heart didnât break for nothing
#helluva boss#blitzo#blitz angst#blitz x stolas#helluva boss blitz#stolas angst#helluva boss stolas#stolas#helluva boss Luna#helluva boss Octavia#helluva boss Stella#helluva boss Andreaphus#helluva boss striker
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Tbh I think Andreaphus has a imp kink he is enraged off than a closeted gay
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Thoughts on Andreaphus? Thoughts on Phel?
Send me "Thoughts on" + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.
For Andrealphus ( @a-hell-of-a-time ): "How much time ya got? 'Cause I could go on an' on about Lord Andrealphus if ya let me! He's such a dear man- oh, he tries to hide it, but I've seen that soft heart he tries to hide beneath his ice! He's the reason I know how to preen now, an' he was so patient with me learnin', too! An' oh, he's so sweet with his lil' boy! A little nervy, but that's normal in first time fathers (an' knowin' what little I do about his 'parents', if ya can call 'em that, I don' blame him. His role models sure weren' worth spittin' at.)" "An' he's so FUNNY! Not like in a stand up kinda way, but in a dry wit kinda way. Sometimes he says jus' the mos' random things an' I can' help but bust a gut laughin'!" "...he's gotten really important to me, since I met 'im. I consider him one of the people closest to me down here. If anythin' happened to him...I don' know what I'd do."
For Phel ( @keeperofquestions ): "Listen up Hellizens, an' listen good- Duedephelon Noctua is my son. That's it- no ifs an's or buts about it. I don' care if he's 500 years old an' has a whole family somewhere else. In my heart, he's my child, an' I'd fight to the death for 'im, both mine AN' anyone else's!" "How could I not love him? He's too darlin' not to love, always wantin' to learn an' understand everythin', an' never one to jus' take somethin' at face value. Well, I suppose he's still strugglin' with unlearnin' all that Goetia classism gobblygook he was taught somewhere down the line, but we're workin' on that all the time. An' I have faith that in time, he'll understand that there's far more to all people than somethin' as silly as class!" "...I do worry, though. I worry about him constantly. He's smart, but he's so reckless at times, goin' off to who knows where. Sure, that's how we got to know eachother, but I still don' like it when I'm not there to help him! An' I KNOW he can take care of himself, he has magic an' sword skills an' is way more powerful than me! ...but a momma always worries, ya know?" "An' if...if someday he finds his family from before, an' decided he wants to get to know 'em an' have the one who birthed him be his momma instead...well, I won' stop him. I wan' what's best for Phel always, even when it hurts. But even if that happens, he'll always be my son. Even if only in my heart an' in my memories."
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FMK Goetia Showdown: Vasago, Andreaphus (spelling?), Paimon
Damn, nice. Well, to kick things off, I'm gonna kill Andrealphus and do the fandom a favour. You're welcome, guys! Next, I was gonna say fuck Vassago because I believe he has some future sight powers so he could foresee what I would like in bed, buuut, now that I killed Andrealphus, poor Vassago is single, therefore I'm gonna marry him to piss Andrealphus even more after he died and because Vassago deserves something better (I don't have much self-esteem, but I sure hope I'm better than Andrealphus). Which leaves me with fucking Paimon, which I guess it's fine, because he can shape shift (thanks @blitzwhore for giving me ideas) so that could certainly be interesting.
Thanks for the ask!
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Welp, time to indulge in my What In "Hell" Is Bad? fix
#what in âhellâ is bad?#whb#whb oc#whb mc#oc x canon#SoundCloud#whb hana#whb leviathan#whb andrealphus
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"I just saw the the household expenses for my place and Andreaphus's place. 40% of the expenses for groceries is alcohol."
"....and now I'm wondering which Goetia has a higher percentage-"
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