#and you can pry that modern headcanon from my cold dead hands

[benedictsvestcollection]

2 tickets to the Barbie movie please. 

[seagull-scribbles]

Sibling Knuckles and Amy my beloved ♥️

[old version here]

[simonrilee]

COD Sexuality HCs for Gay Month

(Modern Warfare Reboot only for this one, Black Ops and Ghosts coming soon)

(if you disagree with any of these you're homophobic)

(not a single one of them is capable of being straight)

• Simon Ghost Riley: First of all this man is aro-ace spec, demisexual/demiromantic perhaps (what? no. im not projecting). Man kisser. He likes boys.

• John Soap MacTavish: That's a bisexual if I've ever seen one. Slight preference towards men, but for the most part, if he thinks you're attractive he'll hit on you. Man or woman, doesn't matter. I don't think I need to say much here. He's just a bisexual man, case closed.

• Kyle Gaz Garrick: Also bisexual, but I'm gonna say he's a bit of a ladies man. I just get that vibe from him. He is dancing with all the girls in the club, and they are eating it up.

• John Price: There's one of two options here. Gay, and Straight. I'm sorry, I can not see an in between. I don't know why. I think it's just one or the other here. He's either the gayest man you've ever seen (bear btw), with a husband at home, or he's very respectfully a straight man with a wife at home.

• Alex Keller: Golden retriever bisexual. Case closed. No preference. Might actually be pansexual but doesn't care enough to look into it. He likes whoever, and when he likes them, he's the fucking sweetest man ever about it. He's incredibly romantic. I have strong feelings about this one. Pry this headcanon straight out of my cold dead hands I dare you.

• Farah Karim: I also get demisexual/demiromantic vibes from her. I don't think she's even worried about finding a partner, tbh. She is very devoted to the ULF, and outside of that doesn't make it a priority to find a partner. As for gender preference, I don't think she has one. Very much so 'I'll end up with whoever I end up with and I'm gonna love them' vibes.

• Alejandro Vargas: Raging bisexual. So many bisexuals but you know I'm right. Look at him, and then look at Rudy, and tell me they're not married. As for why he's bisexual and not gay? Idk? Vibes. You tell me.

• Rodolfo Rudy Parra: Gay your honor!! Gay!! Gay, and married to Alejandro. That's it. He crushed on Alejandro for most of his young adulthood. He's still crushing on Alejandro.

• Valeria Garza: Lesbian! She doesn't care for men. Very 'fuck the patriarchy' as well imo. Very proud about who she is, though I don't think she advertises it.

• Phillip Graves: Homosexual. Gay man. Boy kisser. Extremely closeted though, even well into adulthood. Being brought up in the south, I think he was definitely raised Christian. He was also raised in a very conservative small town. Like, the closest Walmart is an hour away typa small town. So he's got a lot of shit to work through internally. I think he even has an ex-wife that he was never truly in love with. You couldn't pry this one out of my cold, dead, gay, country boy hands if you tried. I will never stop pushing the gay graves agenda.

- Anyway that's all for now, if you disagree that's fine, I don't care these are just my thoughts. I don't know shit about shit! So take these with a grain of salt. As always. -

[spinningalbinoturtle]

Modern Songs and Artists that the Lotr crew would jam out to

Aragorn

He loves his look-a-like Hozier not because of their shared hairstyle but because he loves the message of a worshipping your girlfriend like a goddess. He has listened to “Too Sweet” too many times to count. Also enjoys some Noah Kahan and Florence.

Legolas

While I think Legolas generally likes pop-I think he secretly likes Noah Kahan as well cause he matches his foresty aesthetic. All of Stick Season was on his Spotify wrapped. He also loves the Beyonce country album and Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, and Charlie XCX

Gimli

He’s been blaring “Hind’s Hall” with Eowyn cause he’s a king like that. He likes rap but only when it has a social conscious message. I think he also enjoys some Hozier but more for the music and less for the lyrics. Generally listens to very little modern music-much more of a 90s guy.

Merry

He’s a big fan of The Weekend and has recently been getting to Djo. He also LOVES SZA. He actually has pretty decent taste in (pop) music. He likes Billie Eilish as well

Pippin

Pippin is still listening to Machine Gun Kelly. He’s been getting into K-pop a lot and really wants to see Stray Kids. Is taking Drake’s side. He likes anything fun on the charts.

Sam

Sam is a Swiftie and was really stoked tor TTPD. I think he also enjoys Maggie Rogers’ new album a lot too. He also likes Lizzo and isn’t sure who to believe in the controversy with her. He also loves Olivia Rodrigo but doesn’t want to think bad of Taylor so isn’t sure where he stands on that issue. I think he like Brandi Carlisle for her country gayness.

Frodo

He loves some boygenius and Vampire Weekend but lately he’s been losing it over Good Luck Babe (he’s screams it when he’s by himself). He did buy the Chappell Roan album on vinyl. Though not a big Swiftie generally he actually really liked Tortured Poets since he himself is one. And of course Mitski. He went to Troye Sivan with Arwen and they sat in the accessible section.

Arwen

She’s a huge Kacey Mussgraves fan. She also is into Troye Sivan. Arwen likes Dua Lipa cause she doesn’t have drama and embodies the sparkly aesthetic. She kinda likes Halsey as well.

Eowyn

She’s recently become a big Macklemore fan (wink wink). She also got really into LABOUR of course. Other than that she doesn’t listen to much that is super popular but she does like King Princess, Halsey, and Phoebe Bridgers and Brandi Carlisle.

Eomer

He’s real into Kendrick Lamarr. Pretty much into all the big rappers-was a Kanye defender for a while before Eowyn finally convinced him not to be (via various threats)

Faramir

Faramir also loves Chappell Roan. Also loves Ethel Cain cause she had a traumatic upbringing (no I am never letting go of my transfem Faramir headcanon you can pry it from my cold dead hands)

[captainmullin]

2023 Updated Masterlist

whoo boy, this has been... long, long overdue! Here's the updated masterlist from 2020-2023 (organized by type and chronologically) if you have a request, my rules can be found here! My askbox is always open! (I accept basically everything aside from fetish content, lol) Notes: I try to use the English localization of names when applicable. Everything should be tagged appropriately - if you need something tagged, let me know!

HEADCANONS

Cain, Ayer, and Feather + Insomniac!Captain

Magisa and Arulumaya + Helping with nightmares

Niyon, Feower, and Seox + Clingy!S/O

Niyon, Feower and Seox + Hugs

Alliah, Alexiel, Threo, and Anthuria + Kisses

Tien, Seox, Seofon and Mullin + Friendship

Tweyen, Feower, Seofon, Tien + Anger/Calming down

Lancelot + Cuddles

Silva headcanons (Flower themed)

Feower and Threo + Bandages

Beatrix and Zeta + Domestic

Eustace + Flirting (Male!Reader)

Katalina + Relationships (Male!Reader)

SHORT FIC

"I'll teach you how to dance!" - Lancelot/Vane

Seofon + Ray of Sunshine!S/O

"I'm just... so tired, all the time." and "Can you please just... hold me? For a little bit?" - Seofon + Captain

"Someday I could wake up and this will have been a wonderful dream..." - Seofon + Captain

"But you hate [food]." - Percival + S/O

"Hush now, you're alright. You're not alone." and "Let's get you to the couch. There we go." - Seofon + Captain

Siegfried + Walks in the forest

Algielba and Adora + Trick or treat!

Seofon + Walks in the forest

Sandalphon and Lucifer + Spaced out

Magisa + A Coffee Date

Silva + Accidental handholding

Ilsa + Holding hands under the table

Percival + Fem!Knight!Reader

Modern!AU Percival/Reader

Sandalphon + Ocean, Seashells, and String Lights

Lancelot + Reunited (Fem!S/O)

Sandalphon + Handholding while falling

Lancelot + Handholding in a crowd

Eustace + Linking fingers

Knights of Feendrache + Garden party (Lancelot-centric)

Lich + Love confession

Gawain + Healer!S/O

Magisa + A Beach Date

Cain + Baking

69 Followers celebration - Belial's Fate Episode

MATCHUPS

Anon + Rosetta Matchup

Anon + Eustace Matchup

Anon + Cain Matchup

CHARACTER LETTERS

Gawain and Eustace (White Day)

Lucio (White Day)

CAPTAINSONA WRITINGS

hi. there's So Much. I'm so sorry I LOVE my little danchousona and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands and I love love getting requests for them so- Want to start at the beginning? Their fic is called The Journal of Captain Mullin, with lots planned! (ao3 link) Mullin is my captainsona, where Azazel is @acequinox's wonderful captainsona! He is the light of my life and also the artist of my profile pic!

Mullin + Friendship headcanons

The Dangers of High School (Main Chapter short fic, Ao3 link)

SR Captain Mullin Unit

SSR Captain Mullin Unit (Grand)

Pre-Relationship Mullin/Rackam headcanons

SR Duo Mullin/Rackam Unit

More friendship headcanons

Part of a confession

"I can't believe I got to marry you." + Mullin/Rackam

"Something tells me I'm not being done being disappointed today." - Mullin/Rackam

Unfinished WIP w/ Mullin/Rackam

Ruffled hair - Mullin/Rackam

One umbrella - Mullin/Rackam

Picking apples - Mullin/Rackam

Happy Halloween! (ao3 link)

Holding hands - Mullin/Rackam

we've got to stop meeting like this (modern!AU, Mullin/Rackam) ((ao3 link))

Modern!AU WIP - Azazel and Mullin

Choices - Mullin/Rackam

Snowball Fight - Mullin/Rackam

Mistletoe - Mullin/Rackam

Sky + Mullin/Rackam

Tiny hands in big hands - Mullin/Rackam

Valentine's letter from Mullin

[wwwdotwhatdotcom]

I am kindly asking for Kai and Ulysses content, the potential dynamic just sounds neat

The prompt is up to you!

(Ik I'm anon but you know who I am 💙)

grabs you and shakes you around of course i will

—

kai and ulysses. thats it thats the title.

starting off with some general headcanons, as one does.

kai will randomly go up to ulysses and ask a question related to history, and it could not be more obvious that he is RECORDING for content. or streaming.

luckily, uly doesn’t mind! he actually likes sharing history facts. so he’ll start telling kai super long facts, and sometimes explain entire wars.

kai, as a good friend does, will always listen, and he’s forgotten he was streaming a couple times.

kai is uly’s designated “go eat” person. he’ll pop into uly’s room like “dude did you eat today” and uly is usually like “…no.” and kai drags him to the kitchen and makes him something to eat.

(kai burns the kitchen down.)

if you’re quiet enough, you can sometimes find the two of them talking about modern history. kai about online drama, and uly about… um… newer historical events.

generally, kai and uly are buddies, and you can pry that from my cold dead hands.

okay. a couple of romantic things now.

kai prefers to be the big spoon, and he’ll run his fingers through uly’s hair if he can.

whenever uly’s been up late for several days in a row, kai will drag him into bed and hold him until he falls asleep.

kai still checks up on uly a lot, but if they’re dating then he would be less subtle (if he’s capable of ever being subtle..), and he would leave uly notes, usually positive reinforcement, but also stuff like “don’t forget to eat!!” and doodles of his face. it’s cute.

kai is a big fan of forehead kisses, giving or receiving. if he’s filming a video or livestreaming, and uly comes in and give him a lil smooch… kai just sorta crashes.

they’re gay, your honor.

[merlin-is-pretty-bad-at-stuff]

In a modern AU both Grogu AND Din are autistic, and you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands

[weirdo09]

erica sinclair headcanons <3

i feel like she would love to smart talk her teachers but she just mouths the things she wants to say.

she has the BEST fashion, yo. like, if there were awards for the best dressed, she’d get it

i’ve seen lesbian erica absolutely love it but what about pansexual erica or better yet unlabeled erica? 😁

i also feel like she would really love movies where yk black faces are the main characters or do revenge(cuz i love it)

she loves to tease her brother about any of his crushes, doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or girl, she’ll tease him relentlessly.

I also headcanon she’s afro latina(cuz i can 💅🏾)

she’s very resourceful and her wittiness just adds to it, she’d definitely be a great person to have on a team.

she definitely speaks more than one language

she likes mike and max cuz they make fun of people automatically

and her boy, dustin ofc

even though she’d say her brother’s a totally idiot and a whole lot of other things, she still loves him(don’t tell him that)

she’d love to play dress up when she was young and that fueled her love of fashion.

she loves her hair as well.

she used to be a mega picky eater

she definitely would love beyoncé,(she just gives me bad bitch, cross me you’re dead)

she also teases lucas with max and max is like her older sister kinda.

she loves r&b, boy bands(and no, she’d never tell a soul) bobby brown and whitney houston.

she’d definitely want to be a fashion designer when she grows up.

her and s4 will would go off, bruh. like, they’d be definite besties and she would hate will (affectionately) for liking mike cuz that boy is dense you sure you want him?

she gets along so well with everyone in the party that she’s a party member too(pry this from my cold dead hands cuz it’s canon)

in modern au, she’d definitely also love jazmine sullivan, Tyler, the creator, brent faiyaz, sza, aaliyah(ik she’s early 90s to early 2000s) doechii, willow, h.e.r, muni long, ariana grande and more(i’m kinda reflecting but who cares? 🤷🏾‍♀️)

she’s a part of the scoops troop but she’s also a part of the bad bitches(her, max, will and el)(mike’s been trying and almost succeeding)

that’s all I have rn hope you like them 🤭

@adorewillbyers @adoremaxmayfield @l0v3c0r3e @pimplepogue @foodiewithdahoodie @forever-augustine @feelin-a-bit-frazzled @forevereternally-janedoe @fangirltrashsthings @tinylittle-superfan @fruity-cryptid @borispavlikovskymybeloved @lumaxer @no-ordinary-demigirl @high--infidelity @livelaughelmike @quinnick @delusional-dingus @japplejottomjeans

[isdalinarhot]

first here is the sfw version of the headcanon alphabet meme. that versions all boring and like ooooh talk about what a good boyfriend husband your favorite character would be a-z headcanon prompts!!!!! and i have to be realistic and look inside myself and go Yeah Dalinar Would Be Really Shitty At This Actually. which i think is funny. anyway yeah

[NOTE: these memes were created by a random x reader blogger so sometimes they say stuff like what would it be like for them to date you? For every “you” assume the “you” in question is Evi Sadeas and Navani. his weed smoking girlfriends]

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) we can get canon with this one. dalinar is like. weird about physical affection. very notably weird about physical affection. hates pda hates all of that. but if he likes someone enough he’ll tolerate it (sigh. eg navani. if he and sadeas werent hashtag descreet probs him too honestly)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) well historically most of dalinar’s friendships have started with, like, feats of strength? like either dalinar kills someone or someone else just barely doesnt kill dalinar or they wrestle and have a warriors bond etc. lot of Love As Violence type friendships. then pre him getting sober the bond is usually formalized by going out for drinks and post getting sober i dunno i guess he sits there and recites the way of kings for you and if you dont want to kill him on the spot youre friends

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) nah hes not really big on cuddling. to be treated soft gentle is weird for mr violence. both sadeas and evi are cloth mother ass motherfuckers though so he does end up doing a lot of cuddling with them and with sadeas since hes like. actually attracted to him lmao he does have cuddle preferences kind of… sadeas likes being the big spoon so its a lot of like sitting on sadeas’s lap if his big fat ass crushes sadeas’s legs paralyzing him instantly thats how hed want it to happen. get held soft and gentle like hamburger.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) dalinar is one of those freaks who enjoys the idea of being married but hes so shit at chores yall. hes so shit at them. it doesnt matter because hes rich as fuck but oh my god he burns his quesadillas and theres mold in his kitchen sink. his divorce pad has like a constant fruit fly infestation. its bad

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) probs would accidently set them on fire i dunno.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) this bondsmith ass motherfucker is So Serious About Committment but like i dunno in a modern au where he isnt royalty that needs to be married off as quickly as possible i think it would take a couple years at least. like he has to make sure he doesn’t fuck it up irreperably, yknow?

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) dalinar crushes you when you get a hug from him because he doesn’t realize the extent of his strength. this is both literal and a metaphor for his emotional demeanor.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) oh shit h was hugs. well g has all my dalinar hug thoughts. please dalinar pressurize me like a diamond

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) has dalinar ever said i love you in his entire life WHILE SOBER. because when he’s drunk he’ll say i love you to anybody. he’ll say i love you to teleb because teleb bought him shitty bar appetizers. but sober i think you can pry i love you out of his cold dead hands #repression

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) well like we know how that went with gavilar and navani right? he mostly repressed it? yeah

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) oh yeah baby dalinar kissie kissie headcanons. dalinar kisses are like…. hmm. well in the blackthorn days hes very not good at it like he doesnt know what the hell hes supposed to do with his teeth. its like the captain crunch blowjob but with kissing. but he figures his shit out eventually. where does he like to kiss people…. well if its a woman hes obviously gonna go in for the safehand kiss yknow get a little bit saucy with it. if its a not a woman its like. i dunno hell kiss them wherever i dunno. where he likes to be kissed… on the chest…. smooch a titty for him…. please he needs it

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Bad. next question

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) dalinar is one of those freaks who wakes up at 7 am and immediately gets out of bed and gets dressed and has breakfast and he usually has the energy. unless hes hungover but like come on that doesnt count

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) this is another pre post getting sober thing like modern day non flashback dalinar goes to bed at roshar 10 pm sleeps through the night early to bed early to rise and all that. pre getting sober depending on how Rough a period of his life he’s going through he is essentially just getting drunk once the sun starts going down (like before that even maybe, like during golden hour) and then going to bed once he either gets too tired or passes out whcihever one comes first. eyah.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) it takes a few months for him to start opening up i think. and depending on the nature of the relationship he might not open up at all. hes pretty private

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) he’s deffo gotten more patient as he’s gotten older. Like blackthorn dalinar would kill for any reason but now he’s like “a rational mature adult” or whatever

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) he’s not good at the details, no :( like it’s not a malicious thing or anything, and he does try, but if he was asked quick what’s Navani’s favorite food! he’d be like uhhhhhhhh

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) the answer for Evi is probably something cynical. Any of the times she told Dalinar she was pregnant (because it means he gets to stop having sex with her) probably come to mind. The answer for Navani is more difficult because it’s been such a short relationship so far in the grand scheme of his life, but I think the Stormfather wedding was probably really special. And Sadeas… I mean, when Sadeas died the big thing was his bachelor party, right? Which I think is probably a blanket answer for all the times they got drunk, screwed around, but Sadeas was still there in the morning. Yeah

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) in the words of Navani, Dalinar is “a touch overprotective. In the way a highstorm could be a touch windy”. How he protects his partners…. I mean, he’s not really Protecting them he’s just kinda going nooooooo don’t do this you’ll get hurt!!!!!!!!! and then they don’t get hurt anyway. How he wants to be protected hmm…… I bet he is thinking about Sadeas killing a bunch of guys to defend his honor and blushing and kicking his feet

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) not much honestly. Sorry :(

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) I mean there’s the drinking too much and the killing civilians and all that, and the trying to be in control when by all rights he shouldn’t be the one in control, stuff like that.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) none. Not a bit. Zero. Cares about looking clean and professional when in a good headspace, but other than that he does not care. He knows he’s sexy to the right people he doesn’t need to obsess over it. May we all strive to be more like him.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) gonna be real, no. He loves Navani very much, he loved Sadeas very much, and if something happened to either of them (well it already happened to Sadeas but y’know) he’d spend a few days being sad and then move on.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) dalinar would go insane for bbq pulled pork if they had that on Roshar. Honestly.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) I think Evi is the exact opposite of Dalinar’s type in every way

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Guy who snores. Guy who snores so loudly and it’s so annoying and they don’t even have cpap machines on Roshar

say what you will about the x reader types but they sure can come up with bangers of prompt lists

[sonderwalker]

as a follow up to this previous drabble, please enjoy some more modern married AU below the cut

“You don’t have to be so grumpy, you know,” Obi-Wan quipped as they walked down a brightly lit path. 

The air was cold enough that Obi-Wan could see his own breath form in front of his face, and was grateful for the fact that Anakin had decided to give him back the green sweater that he had first borrowed from him years ago.

“I’m not grumpy,” Anakin muttered back, shoving his hands inside of his pockets. 

Obi-Wan opened his mouth to say something else, but stopped as he watched Ahsoka run up the path towards them, her braids flowing behind her. 

“Skyguy!” She exclaimed as she got closer, and Obi-Wan noticed that there was a different kind of sparkle in her eyes as she held up her phone. 

“Barris said she’s on her way!” Ahsoka said, shoving the phone in Anakin’s face who leaned away. 

“Barris?” Obi-Wan asked, tilting his head to the side. 

“Yeah, Snips has a huge crush on her,” Anakin replied while grinning. 

Obi-Wan laughed as he watched Ahsoka’s face change from one of joy to one of annoyance, raising her eyebrows and crossing her hands over her chest. 

“You can’t just go around and tell other people my business, I don’t want Barris to know yet!” 

“Okay, sorry sorry,” Anakin said as he held his hands up and smiled. 

“My lips are sealed,” Anakin continued with a wink, and Ahsoka rolled her eyes and groaned. 

“Hmmm, it isn’t like Barris to be behind on something,” Obi-Wan noted as he ran his hand over his beard. 

“You know Barris?” Ahsoka asked, tilting her head to the side slightly, her braids following suit. 

“I work with Luminara, and Barris works for her as a research assistant.” Obi-Wan pointed out. 

“You never mentioned that to me, Anakin!” Ahsoka exclaimed. 

Anakin shrugged, “I didn’t think it was important at the time.” 

Ahsoka groaned. 

“Well, it looks like everyone made it!” Padme exclaimed with a happy smile. 

Around them, lights in different shapes and colors moved about, and people walked in groups, holding hot drinks in their hands. Ahead Obi-Wan spotted Barris, who was nervously playing with a pin on her hijab talking to Ahsoka, who seemed to be excitedly chatting away about something. He watched as Ahsoka said something and Barris laughed, prompting Ahsoka to now be the nervous and flustered one. 

Then he turned his attention back to Anakin and Padme, who were standing next to each other. He had given her the container of cookies that he had made earlier, and now the two of them stood next to each other, watching the crowd as they munched on snacks. 

Or, as Anakin stood with a hot drink pressed closed to him and Padme munched on the cookies that he had made. He had a slight frown on his face, and Obi-Wan watched as his shoulders shook slightly despite the numerous layers that he was wearing. 

And now that Obi-Wan was looking more closely, he could tell that Anakin still looked exhausted, despite having spent most of his break so far resting. 

“I guess so,” Anakin mumbled as he brought the paper cup up to his lips. 

“Why do you seem upset?” Padme asked as she turned to face him and Anakin rolled his eyes. 

“Oh, not you too,” Anakin groaned and Padme raised an eyebrow, turning to look at Obi-Wan. 

“You do seem… off, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said sincerely. 

“‘M fine.” Anakin mumbled as he took another sip of his drink. 

“Well,” Padme began looking down at her phone, “It looks like there’s a snowstorm on the way, and I know that you two don’t live as close as the rest of us, so maybe you should get going soon?” She suggested, looking at Obi-Wan with a soft smile. 

“That would probably be best,” Obi-Wan noted while Anakin shrugged and stepped away from Padme. 

“Perhaps we can catch up another time?” Obi-Wan asked as he and Anakin began to walk away. 

“Of course!” Padme exclaimed

“Is something on your mind?” Obi-Wan asked as they walked back towards where they had parked. 

“Why do you keep asking me that?” Anakin snapped, his brow furrowing. 

“Because you have hardly smiled all day, and this was something that you were looking forward to, dear one,” Obi-Wan pointed out as they walked off of the path that they were on and into the parking lot. 

“It was something you were looking forward to,” Anakin pointed out. 

“So, you’re telling me that you didn’t want to come?” Obi-Wan asked as he pulled the keys to the car out of his pocket. 

“That’s not what I’m saying.” Anakin snapped back. 

“Then what are you saying, Anakin?” Obi-Wan replied, exasperated at the sudden sour mood his husband seemed to have. 

“Ugh, nevermind. Forget it.” Anakin muttered as he slid into the passenger seat of the car, turning the heat up all the way. 

They rode home in silence. 

“Anakin,” Obi-Wan said as the door to their apartment closed behind him. 

“What?” Anakin snapped, turning to face him, the frown from earlier still on his face. 

Obi-Wan took a deep breath, knowing that his anger wasn’t going to solve the problem, but also trying to resist the urge to grab his husband by the shoulders and shake some sense into him. 

“Is something wrong? Did I do something?” Obi-Wan asked, unsuccessful at keeping his voice level as it began to rise. 

“You’ve been irritable for the entire night!” 

“I wouldn’t be so irritable if you didn’t keep asking me about this every five minutes!” Anakin snapped back and Obi-Wan huffed. 

“Well, perhaps if you told me what was bothering you instead of ignoring the problem, then we wouldn’t be having this discussion right now!” Obi-Wan replied, all but yelling at this point. 

“There isn’t a problem!” Anakin replied, his voice cracking. His fists were clenched, and even though they were now inside, Obi-Wan could see that Anakin was still shaking. 

His expression softened slightly as a result. 

“Everyone wanted to go to that light festival and we did and we got to see and talk to everyone, so I don’t see what the problem is! Or what your problem is!” Anakin yelled, taking deep breaths between his words. 

“And you keep talking to me about how I’m the one who’s-” but he stopped talking, his eyes widened as he blinked several times before collapsing where he stood.

[ipcearn]

A Skov

[annastrxng]

Okay. Imagine modern Anna getting a job at a science center with Edmund. Anna takes a special interest in making the subject matter especially interesting to young girls who, like her, are constantly impressed by modern science. 

[onstagesport]

Newsies Headcanon

Smalls and Race are siblings

[eggvvithlegs]

Headcanons about hob gadling because this man has me in a vice grip - part I because this got out of hand

Hob tries his damn best to keep up to date with all the latest trends, especially technology, he always has the latest cell phone model

Unfortunately this does mean hob got into crypto the moment he heard about it

On the bright side he got in on the ground floor and got out with a good chunk of change

I think hob has a knack for stumbling onto these things and making money by accident (see: printing press) he kind of just invests in stuff for fun and is always surprised when it pans out. He usually pulls out once it’s starts making real money tho

Hob has wisened up just a bit and keeps his money more spread out. He has a bunch of very valuable trinkets and books in his apartment that he can pawn off if he needs to

He also has a cache of like jewelry or gold or some shit hidden in a hole somewhere just in case he’s run out of town again

that one tumblr post of someone’s professor keeping an excel doc of all the new slang he hears from his students - that’s hob

Honestly you can pry professor hob gadling from my cold dead hands

I like English professor hob over history professor hob because teaching history would hurt just a little and he doesn’t want to override his memories with the cold facts of people who didn’t experience that time period (but I still do like history (or any other subject) professor hob)

Not to contradict myself but hob teaches the history of English literature and his students love him cause he always adds fun anecdotes about the day to day of the time period he likes to joke he was actually there haha!

Hob is mad that he does actually like Shakespeares work but he credits that to whatever his stranger did and NOT Shakespeare (he never outright voices his disdain for the man this to his student but they Know)

Hob tries his goddamn best to not get tenured cause he doesn’t want to have to explain quitting a position like that

Honestly I think about professor!hob too much and this post is getting too long already

hob still speaks Middle English fluently (and pulls it out sometimes for his students) and he has Opinions about the great vowel shift

He may or may not have published a few translations of books in Middle English to modern English under a pseudonym (look other translators just didn’t get it they didn’t understand the Vibe)

and lastly I would just like to say: hob with his hair up in messy bun

Posting the rest in part II cause this is already too long and I honestly don’t understand tumblrs text formatting

[violets-arepurple]

Im having a terrible day so here's some soukoku headcanons (some of these are ooc so pretend its in the futre and they've kind of got their shit together)

They have really nicknames for eachother that don't leave the house as they are both some what shy about their relationship in front of other people

Dazai calls Chuuya sunshine and Chuu

Chuuya calls Dazai doll and 'samu

You can pry Chuuya using Dazai given name in private from my cold dead hands I don't care

Chuuyas the big spoon so Dazai can have a break from watching his back even if it's only literally

Dazai also lays on his chest

Basically Dazai is being held a majority of the time

They ask eachothers opinion on work stuff, usually to do with new criminal groups causing problems

Dazai knows Chuuyas favourite wines and makes sure he never runs out, if theres a bottle drank there's one to replace it within the day

He does the same when one of Chuuyas favourite authors publishes a new book

Chuuya takes his bandages of before they go to sleep (non-sexual intimacy is important to me)

It took them a long time to get to the point of Dazai even thinking about taking them of himself but they're there now

Every sunday evening they have a bath together and sit in comfortable silence

Chuuya really enjoys spoiling Dazai he will often buy him nice suits and take him somewhere fancy on a date, partly to show him of and partly to try and show Dazai his worth

Other times he gets the best quality ingredients (usually crab) and makes him really nice bento boxes to take to work

They also go to art exhibitions together a laugh at modern art, its very romantic

Chuuya has a lot of issues in regards to the arahabaki situation so anytime he feels like he's not himself and his gloves aren't grounding him as much as usual he go's and holds Dazais hand

If Dazais having a particularly bad day he stays at home with Chuuya because he knows he doesn't have to force any facial expressions and can just chill

(Kunikida leaves him alone when Chuuyas the one to call in)

Whilst both of them still have a ridiculous amount of issues they help eachother feel a little bit better

They have matching pyjama sets (idk why I just think its cute)

Because Chuuyas hench he sometimes just carries Dazai around

If he thinks Dazai is working himself to hard or not taking care of himself Chuuya will just pick him up and take him somewhere else

Dazai eventually learns how to cook and makes dinner since Chuuya gets home later

Or he puts it in the fridge if Chuuyas on an overnight mission

Dazai is comfortable showing negative emotions around Chuuya

And Chuuyas comfortable letting his guard down around Dazai

You know that soft thing were people kiss the top of eachothers heads, they do that

Chuuya for all his roughness is really gentle with Dazai when they're at home and can relax

Dazai makes an effort to be honest with Chuuya about his intentions and feeling

[kreature-of-the-night]

I h A v E p E r M i S s I o N ? !

This shall be f L u F f!

There shall only be some light boo boo angst.

Catradora College:

Adora it’s trying really hard to have a normal college life, but magical swords and weird roommates are making it impossible. Also, if only the choosen one or whatever can see the sword, how come Catra has it now?

Lil’ AU for stress relief. Feel free to use the idea as much as you want.