#and worms

[babyangelsky]

I immediately feel seen. I am also afraid of caterpillars.

[bleuneptune]

now, what good is canon without having aus. we can and WILL put these little guys into all sorts of situations

new addition! cool skeleton in the idiots wanted poster is Ryme (he/him) and belongs to my friend Max!

top down left to right we have: alternate species (before bleu was permanently an avian), the magnus archives, lethal company, phasmophobia, idiots (not an au, they’re all canon idiots actually), and species swap!

[beefstatic]

top 5 mouses

harvest mice

2. texel mice (pet mice with texel fur)

3. spiny mice :)

4. striped grass mouse

5. sea mouse lol. it's actually a type of worm but it's a mouse in my heart.

[mumblesplash]

btw ty for getting me into Trigun I love fucked up toxic siblings and I love children who kill without hesitation (Also bugs so Zazie really hits two of my favorite things hehe)

oh shit yeah vash and knives are some of the toxic siblings ever hands down. knives is really like ‘what if i loved you so much i had to destroy everything and everyone you care about and traumatize you repeatedly until you understand’ and vash is like ‘well what if i loved everyone but me so much that i decided every atrocity you commit is mine to atone for forever ­:)’ and then they spent a century making each other worse. and that’s before the show even starts

[simonrriley]

hello everybody my name is markiplier and today we are smoking the worlds fattest joint

[sealitsgills]

Fartlord holding a rose between his teeth plsplsplsplpplspls

forgot to ever respond to this

[joe-mama-lmao]

slowly putting everything i have on other platforms here... no regrets

[gaytobymeres]

i feel ridiculous citing the website wiggly wigglers.co.uk in an actual academic piece of writing but here we are

[omibologna]

babe help nele keeps sending me "subtle" memes that remind her of us

:KEKW: i am not going to help because i think its great and i will get in and we should get married :3

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[n0ahsferatu]

scooby-doo ass gang fr

[dennydreadful]

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

[wormzandgutz]

having feelings atm

[dw-flagler]

the girl next to me in my college class is playing disco elysium on her laptop