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suddenly i’m in the mood for gojo angst😐
#have been on fluff roll too long😗#like what if…#gojo and reader have a fight and their son sees it#silent treatment ensues#and when you pick up your son#the bad guys who have been eyeing him for being a gojo suddenly come in#and you fend them off at the cost being taken#and your son runs back home to find gojo who goes berserk the moment he knows you have been abducted 💁🏻♀️#—headcanons☁️#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
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Eddie: I'm not a player
Eddie: *has a husband, a girlfirend, and a new boyfriend*
This is the funniest ask I’ve ever gotten I’ve been laughing at it for days. Eddie the call is coming from inside the house babe
#he really was like buck i need YOU to talk to Chris bc obviously he’s picking up this behavior from YOU#he’s YOUR son when he’s being a player#meanwhile buck has had like 2 stable relationships since he’s known Chris#and Eddie has had multiple girlfriends with a husband on the side and now he has a new boy toy#like babygirl. look inwards. do some self reflection#asks#anonymous#office hours#fave#god this is so so so funny
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Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.
#pls I LOVE HER!!!#asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner#sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged#sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead#gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant#becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married#he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together#and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much#and he’s so glad you like each other too😭#she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain#but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her#(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case)#and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby#and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her#but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you#she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho
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What if Kevin had gone to Wymack after Kayleigh died. What if Kayleigh figured out her time was running out but could not for the life of her (literally) figure out how or if her son would be safe. What if Kayleigh Day knew that Kevin ending up with The Ravens would be the worst outcome and had made sure that plans were in place for Kevin to go to Wymack.
What if Wymack shows up at her funeral, seeing little Kevin and can't believe how much he looks like Kayleigh in person. How much he looks like him. And only finds out that he was Kevin's chosen guardian as per her wishes when her lawyer approaches him at the will reading. What if Tetsuji and Riko tried to fight that claim but Wymack immediately jumped on that responsibility.
What if Wymack raised Kevin?
#shut up capt#callum rumbles#Wymack already having the Foxes and Abby but being unable to let go of them for Kevin so he takes both in stride#Kevin being able to go to an actual highschool and being pretentious as he was always destined to be#getting top grades in all of his History/Social Studies classes but having chemistry blow up in his face#Wymack trying to help Kevin with some complicated Algebra 2 but throwing the papers across the table#Kevin always hanging around Wymack during practice and picking up on good coaching skills and maybe not so great language#Father & Son days where they are a bit awkward but are ultimately comfortable around each other because Kevin has been around longer#maybe when Kevin is a teenager Tetsuji gives Wymack the Kayleigh Letter#they do a paternity test immediately#but Kevin was already his son#he was already 'Dad'#the letter changes nothing besides kevin knowing who his bio dad is#Wymack calling him a plethora of bad Son nicknames and subjecting Kevin to dad jokes#by the time he is enrolled in Palmetto Wymakc has made too many references to Kevin's childhood that medicated Andrew brings them up 24/7#'kevin i know you hated cliantro from ages 10 to 12 so dont make drink that sludge unless you want it shoved down your throat'#'dad has got to stop talking about me to you assholes'#aftg#kevin day#david wymack#coach wymack#kayleigh day#dont tell me if you cant do this irl let me live in ignorance /lh j
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controversial opinion but I wish ADHD would be renamed by somebody who actually has ADHD
#sixpost#ADHD#look man I'm just tired of having Stupid Asshole Won't Sit Still And Listen Disorder#like dude how is any of this shit my fault I didn't pick out my own brain you fuck#what's next you gonna diagnose that kid in the wheelchair with Lazy Bitch Won't Stand Up Like A Normal Person Disorder?#eight years in college a buncha degrees that cost you about a hundred-thousand dollars each#and you're still sayin' the same shit my grandpa would say when I was a kid#“y'know son if you payed as much attention to your school work as you do to those video games you'd be getting straight A's”#YES GRANDPA I AM AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT#I WILL NOW RETURN TO BEING PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PAYING ATTENTION TO MY SCHOOLWORK BECAUSE IT IS BORING#PERHAPS FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL PICK UP A MOUNTAIN#HOW COULD I NOT IT'S SO SIMPLE JUST PICK IT UP RIGHT
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Everyone, remind me to not trust my dad’s relatives with food and parties because they can’t do even that much the right way. The peoples are so questionable 💀
#— ❥ kelrambles;#.text#also don’t get me started on my jobless cousin telling me she found 5 jobs FOR ME but they all seem just like… scam…#because girl why are you trusting instagram ads now to find yourself a job???? 😭💀#but her finding five jobs for me while she is jobless and with a kid to raise it’s what actually takes me out#albanian relatives feels WAAAAAAY too entitled to thing they shouldn’t be feeling entitled about#literally mind your fucking business???#you the same girl who called me immature when i had a breakdown from stress in the hardest moment of my life#and now you come to me acting like you didn’t project your entire being and existence on me???? bitch go away???#she narcissistic arrogant presumptuous bossy and stuck up as hell because picking only one bad trait felt too insulting to her#literally stop chasing after me and chase after your 4yo son????? 😭#anyways… some peoples needs a reality check and to be humbled so bad#she the same who tells me that i can’t talk back because i dropped out of school… like i wasn’t forced by our relatives to do that lmfao#she has regarded me with the heinous shits EVER since i was a kid but the bad one is always me when i talk back to her 🫥#get so much why diego doesn’t pull up to any family gathering and stays away from these peoples 🤭
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i need them to put eddie in a coma so he can have his own little coma dream realization
#like can you imagine#maybe he didnt reenlist#maybe hes got that perfect little romantic life he keeps thinking he had with shannon#maybe they stayed in el paso#or the three of them moved to la together when shannons mom got sick#and maybe eddie isnt a firefighter maybe he went into contracting or landscaping because he likes to work with his hands#or maybe he went into nursing because he likes helping people#but hes living a perfect little life with a son and wife and their white picket fence but he cant shake the feeling that something is wrong#he pulls aside for a firetruck on his way to work and something about it makes him feel funny like he misses something#and so he asks shannon when he gets home#hey did i ever apply to the fire academy#and she says no why would you have done that?? as she places a warmed frozen lasagna down on the diner table#he watches chris pick at his plate and swears that chris loved lasagna#and maybe hes out on his lunch break at the park and he hears a woman cry and run to find a man collapsed on the ground and shes panicking#so he tells her to call 911 and he starts compressions#the fire department shows up and hen and chim take his place and he fills them in before stepping back#youre good under pressure buck says from beside him#and eddie just kinda looks at him for a second because#he feels right#this feels right#being right here beside this man with a crooked grin on his face feels right#but eddie just shrugs and says well i was in the army kinda came with the territory#and then bobbys voice crackles through the radio buck i told you to stop flirting on calls get in the truck now#and buck returns an ay ay captain and winks at eddie before hopping in the firetruck#he watches engine 118 drive away and thinks he should be right next to buck in that truck#okay i got carried away but i need it#like there are so many possibilities for eddie coma dream and like#tim listen to me i need you to do think i need eddie to be put into a coma so he can realize that his life now is everything hes needed
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Okay obviously the characters in tgcf can mature and grow and whatnot however. It's way funnier to think about hualian being forever 17
#Tgcf#Heaven officials blessing#The dichotomy of xie lian and hua cheng being some of the oldest beings on earth and also 17#He xuan constantly annoyed that he's in debt to this literal teenager#Super annoyed his revenge plot is literally taken over be a teenage drama#When he xuan wants to pick a fight he refers to yin yu as hua chengs baby sitter#Everybody is annoyed and offended by this#Yin yu please leave me out of your latest bitch fest I am a steward and 17 is too old for a babysitter anyway#Hua cheng I am literally 4 centuries old then you SHUT UP and bold of you to assume anyone looked out for me whatever the age#He xuan: That's depressing#Hua cheng: your life is depressing#He xuan: proving my teenager comment with that type of response#Also this adds just another layer of fucked up to jun wu's whole I will force xie lian to be my son thing#Xie lian: if I act as ancient as possible surely nobody will remember that I am 17
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the whole one hour and forty minutes of op stampede are worth it even just for that half a second of interaction between mihawk and zoro actually thank you and amen 🙏
#he saves his ass#and then looks at him and smirks......#ahshshshsjdjsh that's his dad!!!! healthy father son rivalry i say!!!!#tbh I don't usually feel like watching op movie much#i..... don't exactly read op for the fights and the movies are usually just fights so#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#but sometimes I'm in the specific mood of seeing weird team ups or interactions so i end up watching a bunch of movies one after the other#stampede is............eh#it's okay ig a bit too exaggerated for my tastes but that's just the op movies usual taste#only the movies can make me question how things work in the op universe btw usually I'm down for anything#but then i watch a movie and I'm like “is that really how that is supposed to work...?”#Anyway I'm always up for seeing law being treated as part of the crew#and my zoro stan heart cries when i say this but I'm sorta always up for seeing law act as a sub captain for the crew huhuhu#sorry first mate i swear i would never try to take your spot from you#anyway law picking up robin was sweet law seeking luffy as a safe space was beautiful sabo's........#everything but especially his interactions with smoker were fun#but like the whole movie was really more of just a spot the cameo than anything 😂 it's okay!!!#I'm not lying when i say watching it was worth it even just for zoro and mihawk#that's the small stuff i watch the movies for anyway huhuhu#next one....gold. i don't think i watched that yet either#that's for another day tho now sleep
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Danny Phantom fic prompt: The Fentons all know that Danny is Phantom, either bc post-reveal or bc he told them at the start AU. Things are okay, if awkward sometimes, but now that Danny doesn’t have to worry about keeping his secret identity, NEW AND EXCITING frontiers in tormenting his sister open up for him!!!
#normal little brothers: put your keys on top of the fridge when they want to piss you off#jazz's little brother: phases her keys inside the fucking wall#pov you're the elder fentons and now when your children argue your son just picks up your daughter and flies twenty feet in the air#danny phantom
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Guess who's up watching The Bad Seed agaaaiin??
It's me, I can't help it, the performances are so great. Everyone is great, but Mrs. Daigle really sells it.
#she makes me cry about every time#being an older mother and losing your 7 year old son/light of your life under suspect circumstances#and you can tell that people are keeping things from you#when her husband picks her up for the last time and tells her it's time to go home#and all she can do is cry “oh my god my god it's time to go home”#my heart fucking b r e a k s#i could never overstate my admiration for eileen heckart's performance here#personal
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Rant.
#I'm honest to god irritated at anyone asking me to do favors rn#like my GOD i can't have a moment to my damn self#NO i don't want to drop you off at your girlfriends house#NO i don't want to pick your son up from his mom's place#NO i don't want to take you to the store#i want to be left the hell ALONE#I'm tired of every waking moment it's just ppl coming to me or texting or calling to request something from me#and all i get in return is a hurried “thank you” with nothing else!!#I'm not expecting the world or anything but even!! maybe some gas money because I'm fucking low for the rest of the month and NEED it#maybe just for THIS FUCKING EXCHANGE TO NOT BE A CONSISTENT DAY TO DAY THING#I'm tired of my options for the day being “clean” “help this person” or “be available to help this person later”#im FUCKING help fatique im tired of being the person that helps who tf is going to help me when i need it cause it feels like fucking no one#blymi rants
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modern otome games dont do it for me anymore bc even though some of them let you pick pronouns/gender, theyre still heavily written for women (which is fair, its OTOME game for a reason, i stopped being their target demographic years ago) who specifically love to be dominated and/or degrated to different degrees, most of the time being seduced/whisked away lowkey against their will, which leads me to believe modern otome are the equivalent of those books for sexually repressed wives
#thinking abt the old otome i used to play#that was the wildest fucking scenarios ever#like#oh yeah youre the sultan's new adopted daughter#you can now bang his other adopted sons. who are extremely hot and into you#or hey. youre cinderella#straight up cinderella. pick a prince to marry and avoid some royal scandal and dabble in the world of politics#to avoid waging war against the other kingdoms#or hey. you had a car accident years ago and the ptsd makes you unable to sleep at night#its been like 10 years so your bestie recommends you hire a sleeping boyfriend who just helps you sleep#so its some guy counting sheep to you and finding out about your repressed trauma and coping mechanisms and helping you thru it#or hey#a star fell from the sky#thats a guy! he says hes your boyfriend!#the gods sent him to learn to be human so he doesn't become a shitty god when he grows up#OR NEKOMIMIS AVOID BEING HUNT DOWN BY POACHERS AND HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE#like theyre all wild but softer than whatever is happening nowadays#like with what in hell is bad. or obey me. or all those other specific demon otomes#like. there was one abt dating the reaper. an angel. or a demon. and in their routes theyre saving you from the other two#but you genuinely got to know them to such a personal degree it stopped being an otome at points like#what do you mean the reaper has abandoned the concept of friendship bc everything he touches dies#so hes torn between killing you to continue this cycle or saving you to prove hes more than a bringer of death#now its just#horny.... or the MC is useless.......
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🎵 + zelink (hey rori)?
YAYYYYY ZELINK I do not have a 6 hour playlist for nothing baby!!! obviously me having a 6 hour playlist says so much on its own and there's so many I could pick but the first on the playlist is the first for a reason georgia by phoebe bridgers is so insanely zelink coded its unreal like my playlist is for botw/totk specifically but you can put georgia to any of them
#GEORGIA GEORGIA I LOVE YOUR SON AND WHEN HE GETS OLDER HE MIGHT BE THE ONE!!! HE MIGHT BE THE ONE...#GEORGIA GEORGIA HE HAS BEAUTIFUL BONES!!! AND HE NEVER LIES OR PICKS UP HIS PHONE!!!#AND SOMETIMES IN THE POURING RAIN HE'LL FALL IN THE MUD AND GET BACK UP AGAIN!!!#AND IF YOU FIND ME!!!! WILL YOU KNOW ME!!!! WILL YOU TAKE ME OR WILL YOU FALLLLL!!!!!#HERE IS MY DAY PLAN HERE'S MY NEW MACHINE!!! HE'S A FINE NEW ADDITION SO YOUNG AND SO CLEAN!!! SO YOUNG AND SO CLEAN!!!!#HE CAME UP THROUGH THE WATER WITHOUT A SOUNDDD!! WITH MY BACK TO THE SHORELINE I DREAMT THAT HE DROWNEDDDD I DREAMT THAT HE DROWNED!!!#AND SOMETIMES WHEN HE LOOKS AT MEEEEE I KNOW HE NEEDS YOU YOU'RE ALL THAT HE SEES!!!!!!!!#AND IF I BREATHE YOU WILL IT KILL ME??? WILL YOU HAVE ME???? OR WATCH ME FAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL???????#IF I FIIIIIIIIX YOUUUUUUUUUU WILL YOU HATEEEEE MEEE AND WOULD YOU FUCK THIS AND LET US FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL#normal. I'm normal#ask#yourlocalamoeba#hi meebs!#ask game
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the party in-game btw :^)
#cinnamon's half hrothgar so both of her ''looks'' are glams she uses in my canon till i can mod her again#i want her to be a little wrinkly she's a woman in her 40s....#ravya is just some guy they picked up in radz cuz cin loves fishing and she was a bit too abnormal about it#and this guy was like ahhh i know a lesbian when i see one. i'm coming with you#and she was like what do u mean by that. what. and he never elaborated and she just let him tag along#val joins up for a temp thing and he's terrible and cin and eden don't really like him but he's unfortunately#very good at killing things and so they Deal With Him with the intention of ditching him when they find another caster#they do not. they are stuck with him#he's such a bastard that like if he does ANYTHING nice they're sus of it#anyway cin's a trans lesbian who uses glams and hrt#eden is something. nobody knows what's going on with him but he's bi#ravya is cis gay#valentine is trans by fantasia and his parents were totally there for it. they gave him a new name and everything#they were like ohhh our son. your new name is eugene! and he's like what? no. you cant do this to me#they still have old portraits of him pre-fantasia at his home but both he and his parents pretend it's his dead sister#like his parents get so into it they cry and wail but they're just really committed to the bit#crocodile tears and then a pause to look through their fingers and resume type of bit
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i think yuzu deserves a little murder. as a treat.
#bleach#kurosaki yuzu#this is about isshin: the man who decided that the best way to “teach” his son was to hit him when he least expected it.#I know bleach intends it to be funny slapstick but it really really isn't. isshin starts hitting his kid when he's NINE YEARS OLD.#and isshin is hitting ichigo as hard as he can. he's kicking him awake. this is not an environment a child can SURVIVE in much less an adul#it only takes one mistake for ichigo to get hurt irreparably. how many times has ichigo fallen over and hit his head? Got a concussion?#sprained or broken his bones? there is no world in which ichigo and his sisters who are WATCHING and unable to stop this#feel safe in isshin's house or with isshin.#the moment that isshin first hits ichigo is the moment that all three of them are orphaned. that's the moment where their father dies#and ichigo is the one who picks up the slack. he's the one who parents his siblings. Masaki dying destroys ichigo's childhood but#the first time isshin hits him is the moment that ichigo the child dies.#and imagine you're yuzu. you're yuzu who can't remember your mother and the word 'parent' makes you think of your older brother#and there's a man in your house. he's loud. he laughs a lot. and he hits your brother-parent without his smile budging an inch.#you can't remember your father but this is not him. he's dead. he died years ago.#There's a man in your house. And he's killing your brother. One day he's going to actually kill him.#so you have a choice: your brother or the man in your house.#it is a very easy choice#tw abuse#my posts
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