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Fuck.
#y'all#he's so far under my skin#wtf#why#why does this giant fucking goofball#own so much of my mind#wtf does he have that nobody else does#why is it driving me so insane#I've never had this much trouble before#it's like#when someone has a crush on me#and i can tell they have a crush on me#it's cute and charming and flattering#and sometimes i have a lil crush back#not usually#but sometimes#and when i flirt back and they get all flustered#it's adorable#but THIS guy#THIS GUY#he flirts with me#and i get stun locked#I'm literally speechless#just standing there smiling at him like#i know what i wanna say#but i just#CAN'T#and when i do flirt back#it just FLIES RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD#like BRO
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I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated
Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just
Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it
Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS
Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie
Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down
And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("
Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"
#i just like bi steve being in misery and dramatic abt it#and im a eddie is so fucking dumb when recognizing someone he likes is flirting with him truther#he just thinks they're friendly or smh and just never considers that they like him back#he's so stupidly oblivious but so hot - steve harrington at some point probably#steve harrington looking at eddie munson doing something so dumb Robin is feeling secondhand embarrassment:#'i cant belive i have to fuck him'#robin with disgust: 'you really dont have to'#steve: no im gonna#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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You've never done that when I got close to you before. Why? None of your business. Tell me, or you can't leave.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 10
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#uservid#userspring#userrain#pdribs#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#every time i color this scene i get stronger. anyway there were so many expressions i just couldnt leave out. the deep breath ai di takes#steeling himself before admitting it. & the way chen yi absorbs it the way he blinks away & his mouth opens before focusing on ai di again#thinking about it. thinking about four years of attacks ai di had to withstand. understanding the way he is now but hating how its happened#and also the guilt hes gotta feel from that! & yet thats overcome in this moment by a need to not let ai di put a wall between them#which is what ai di keeps trying to do. he admits a vulnerable thing and then deflects FOUR TIMES in this scene. first when sleeping#& choking chen yi when woken(& avoiding when questioned abt it). second by dropping his guard & worrying when he finds chen yi injured#& twice more shown in this set. he has to shake it off he has to put his wall back up but his instincts are strongest & chen yi SEES them.#you can see the way ai di wants to relax into that hug. the way he just wants to BREATHE but instead uses those breaths to defend himself#he chooses to flirt hoping it'll make chen yi back off. hoping he'll stop asking him to be vulnerable. but chen yi knows his tricks now.#and hes not going to let ai di continue believing he doesnt CARE about him. its poetic the way he gives him a taste of his own medicine#like it's *strategic*. he watches and learns. he knows his own influence over ai di he knows that HE is ai di's weakness. it's..chef's kiss
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💫 03/09/24 💫 @rosekillermicrofic 💫 prompt: dressed 💫 word count: 171 words
Barty wouldn’t be caught dead in a suit. But Regulus threatened to kill him if he didn’t look presentable at his wedding so he was actually caught alive in a suit much to his humiliation. He’d do anything for Reg, and he was using that to his advantage, the manipulative bitch. James Potter had agreed to a small gathering of everyone they knew which meant just under 500 people but hey, who was Barty to judge? If Barty ever got married he would have the most overly extravagant wedding just because he could. But he wasn’t about to get married anytime soon.
“Merlin Bee you’re in a suit! That’s a day for the history books!”
Oh. Oh wow. Maybe Barty would get married. Evan had his locs tied back with a silver ribbon and little silver rings were studded through his hair. And his suit sharpened his shoulders and his waist, and Barty’s gaze.
“Look at you Rosie all dressed up,”
“I’d look better dressed down,” he smirked quietly, “wanna see?”
#I love Barty being a flirt and then when Evan flirts back he becomes all flustered#anyways I’m planning to do daily microfics so we’ll see how this goes#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#regulus black#minor jegulus#rosekiller#rosekiller microfics#stars scrawls
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happy mother's day lmfao
bonus (the girls are fightiiing):
#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions#which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally.#what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask#idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either#welcome home#scribble salad#welcome home fanart#welcome home puppet show#in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above#and scribbled it in my phone notes#it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out#yaknow? i dont get that often#brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week#also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me:#a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!!#he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{#alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake#i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake#with no hope of getting back to sleep#and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do
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Since Jay proposed to Nya and almost accidentally accepted Kai’s (practice) proposal, that means he moved to both smith siblings. Who’s to say that since his new forbidden minifig is with Morro’s in the leaked new set, that he won’t be trying to move to both of the Wojira duo too.
And its because he also looks similar to Nya, like how Kai does.
Jay: man for some reason you look really attractive.
Morro, who looks similar to early seasons Nya: what the hell.
Bonus+
Jay: i really wanna make out with you for some reason :(
Morro: you are a MARRIED MAN.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#LISTEN#IT WOUDL BE HILARIOUS IF THEY DROPPED A SMALL JOKE LIKE THAT#LIEK HOW THEY DID WITH KAI#and seeing as Morro’s age range is 15-20 from what i remember#Jay could be out here seeing current nya too#i had ti sneak jaya in#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#jay walker#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#morro wu#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#like he doesn’t wanna actually make out with MORRO#but he does wanna make out with that face#for some reason#imagine he sees current Nya’s face in Morro’s and hes just like#i kinda wanna punch you too#and have a divorce only to regret it#maybe the writers could do a thung where Morro is actually TRYING to get jay to go back to the ninja#between Morro and Jay thoigh it’s strictly platonic its like when friends flirt with eachother except one is a victim to it and the other#the other just can’t stop doing it its like instinct
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the thing that is SO WILD to me watching usamericans on the internet talk about their upcoming elections is that this is one of those incredibly rare occasions where you are choosing between two guys who have ALREADY DONE THE JOB.
look, i’m canadian. we have a first past the post parliamentary system and i don’t even get to vote directly for the person who will lead the country because i don’t live in any of the leaders’ ridings. i don’t live in any of the big important cities or even the big important provinces. i know ALL ABOUT “it feels like my vote doesn’t matter.” and all the same, i’m incredibly worried that a lot of people will vote conservative because they don’t like trudeau (fair! he sucks!) and hey, who knows, poilievre might be better. let’s give him a chance. time for a change etc. etc. (and of course there are a bunch of people who want what he’s selling and that’s depressing as hell too but they’re not the swing voters who will make a difference here.) never mind that the dude seems very happy to cozy up to our own local fascists. we don’t know for a fact what he’ll be like as pm, because he hasn’t been pm yet, and we DO know what trudeau is like, and we don’t like him.
the argument for change because it might be good is very compelling to our little animal brains when the status quo is BAD. poilievre is even banking on this! he’s been keeping his promises and stances deliberately vague so people can fill in the blanks with whatever they hope will happen.
and what’s so absolutely mind-breakingly incomprehensible to me is that THIS IS NOT THE CASE IN THE US but so many americans KEEP TALKING LIKE IT IS. each of these dudes has already done the job. they are known quantities. and you (realistically) only get to choose between the two of them. the political machine is going to go through with all of the usual debates and campaigning and thinkpieces and op-eds and rallies and whatever else pageantry, but biden and trump have told you who they are. they’ve SHOWN you who they are. it’s not often you get such a clear-cut choice with so much solid information behind it. you either vote for one of them and live with your choice or you hide your head in the sand and pretend that if you don’t vote one of them won’t win. and then you live with your cowardice because when the time came to choose you couldn’t bear to look.
(which is guess is also why so much effort is going into convincing people to just fucking vote oh my god i get it if you can’t because so many people have been deliberately disenfranchised in the us but if you can and you just don’t so help me…)
#i’m not getting into third party voting because it’s irrelevant in this case#it’s functionally the same as not voting#and that sucks! but it’s true#and i say this as someone who lives in a country where our third parties regularly flirt with viability#but not in my riding. not federally#so unless i’m willing to do a hell of a lot of ground-level work to get a non-liberal voted in where i live#(*years* of work. maybe decades. for real.)#(i do NOT have the energy for that right now)#(talk to me again in five years maybe)#i’m going to hold my nose and vote for the local limp noodle of a liberal candidate in the next election#because slowing the swell of extreme-right authoritarianism is an important first step in making sure that when i do have the energy to act#we’re not starting from so deep in the hole that it takes years just to climb back up to where we were#before we can get started on the real work
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a super x a journalist ships, you will always be famous!
#supergirl#superman#kara danvers#clark kent#jon kent#nia nal#lois lane#jay nakamura#superdreamer#jayjon#clois#i love how all three ships are canon btw#pretty neat#it’s so funny how two out of my three kara danvers ships are with reporters#(nia and will)#and the third is querl who is very much not a journalist#i also like kara and iris but not as much#but definitely ship them too#that deleted flash scene sold me on the ship#and kara blushing when iris was like “well of course kara can sing she is supergirl”#kara reacting to women flirting with her will always be so cute#it was the same when kate was flirting (back mind you) and kara was like “what do i do? WHAT DO I DO???”#like girl don’t throw a ball if you can’t catch it back#or something like that i don’t know how the saying goes lol
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in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot
#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free#his lil gay saunter over there too#i love my bisexual himbo#i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more#and there’s always a scene where she has to seduce someone#it drives me insane#this is such a perfect solution#ik this would’ve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like#‘gay??’👀 and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL#it would be SO FUNNY#they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says he’s gay someone else on the team just#immediately is like ‘ethan?’ and then ethan’s already going over and says ‘already on it’#or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay#idk both are good#mines funnier though#anyway i’ll tweet time cruise if this doesn’t happen in 7 i s2g#mission impossible#ethan hunt#*
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also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event
#fit and pac had their flirting and Tubbo rolling his eyes and bad getting a flower from forever and bagi being like omg this base is awesome#meanwhile etoiles and roier get the bolas experience - bbh somehow always there killing you losing your gear starting over killing yourself#baghera said it first thing - oh today is a bolas day. today is a eat the potato day. and they didn’t understand at first. now they do#blue had their own fair share of worries and set backs but let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment. even in their perspective#red was SUFFERING. real bolas moment#it’s so funny. welcome to the team! take your shoes off at the door make sure you leave if you’ve got a bounty#vs welcome to the team! take this gas mask and pick a god to pray to. misery loves company at least we’re together!group suicide in an hour#like blue viewers. they were not lying when they were talking about their gear. full enchants? mending??????? lmao#the best stuff they god was from bad’s corpse. Roier and etoiles came with what they had from green. now that’s all gone too#when bad went through their shit like ‘aw they moved already :(‘ no they didn’t. I promise you they didn’t. and all you missed were some#stashed away diamonds and baghera’s crazy amount of chainsaws#mcyt#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#z speaks
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Thought I’d give this piece I did, a few months ago, another go since now I know how to draw these two a lot better 🤭🤭
#death note#uhhhhh#light and dark two side of a coin bound by fate etc etc etc you get the point#L#Light#l lawliet#light yagami#yeah if you scroll back far enough in my dn tag you can probably find the original I did#mmm there’s aspects of both I like but overall I do like how this version came out best imo#hehe and also red string#ima sucker for that whole thing#anyways enjoy them flirting#when L and light glare at each other they’re basically flirting
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I'm not ready to shut up about Aveline and Carver--so, when you go see Aveline in Act 1, you can catch up with her a little bit and that's where this conversation can happen:
Aveline: "It's just one more change, though. The real end for me was Ostagar. What about you, Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?" Carver: No. Aveline: All right, then. Bit of a tit, your brother.
I wanted to see what she would say if Carver isn't in the party. Instead, she says this:
Aveline: Carver was there. I imagine he feels something similar. If he allows it.
......well, at least she didn't call him a tit?
#dragon age 2#da2#carver hawke#aveline vallen#she's slightly nicer to him when he's not there but she's still like 'maybe he feels something similar but probably pretends not to'#like i'm not gonna pretend that carver doesn't bottle any feelings--he doesn't openly talk about bethany a lot for a reason#but to suggest he pretends to be unfeeling about things like ostagar is incorrect like he CLEARLY feels a lot about it#because he associates the battle at ostagar with losing his home and sister to the darkspawn#after playing as a warrior hawke who is best friends with aveline i do have a little more insight into why she might think this about carve#when hawke is a warrior they were at ostagar. they share that traumatic experience with aveline and if they're friends#they discuss it in a way that i think aveline *wants* y'know? but with carver he doesn't respond the way she wants him to#so she gets frustrated since even if she tried to talk to hawke about it... hawke wasn't there. hawke doesnt KNOW what ostagar#was like but carver does... but it's like aveline is ready to assume the worst of carver a lot of the time?#like 'carver doesn't talk about it because he's a tit who pretends not to feel' is the vibe i get from this but aveline...#that's like calling you a tit because you don't want to openly discuss all your feelings about your dead husband#listen aveline and carver are so similar but they have such key differences like they both survived the horror of ostagar#and lost a loved one to darkspawn while fleeing lothering AND they both blame hawke for it to a degree#even though they both know that's not right and that it wasn't really hawke's fault#they're both stubborn warriors with daddy issues looking to find their place#and when it comes to flirting? well i don't think carver's as bad as aveline#but i played MotA i know all about 'you could tame its wild heart'#but the key differences come in how they the end the game y'know? especially if carver's on the friendship path as a warden#i still haven't made him a templar but something tells me he ends up more on the same road as aveline#vs when he's a grey warden and able to be away from kirkwall and find a place on his own#y'all i could write a whole essay on aveline and carver but i paused my game to write this so i should go back to that sksksk
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Mostly happy with Titans 16 - couple of places I’d have preferred a different emphasis, really not sure about Pete Woods’ Donna, but…
But that’s my boy and his perpetual imposter syndrome.
#Wednesday Spoilers#mildly confused at Dick & Donna being furtive about her taking over the field leadership#she’s done it before#when Roy was on the squad even#also that panel with Donna talking about her and Roy’s relationship#I’ve mostly given up on keeping track of what’s currently canon but weren’t Roy and Donna flirting/dating in the previous Titans run?#I’m anticipating/hoping they get back together in this run#I don’t do OTPs but if I did Roy/Donna would be up there#roy harper#donna troy#dick grayson#wally west#titans#Arsenal#troia#nightwing#flash
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Mytho fans id like to issue a formal apology. I realized I, too, know how it feels to have your special little guy mischaracterized and trampled over by his own damn media and now everyone hates him but YOU understand you understand him and they’re wrong they’re all wrong and also there’s this other guy everyone insists is better like it’s a competition and it’s really annoying and you just want everyone to see your pookie bear the way you see him. I understand. I’ve always understood. I am a better man now.
#this is abt me being insane about lotr again#frodo baby get behind me Elijah wood Peter Jackson DNI#insane 2 me when the writers are like this is the special boy he’s the most important guy in this piece of media#and then everything they write shows how much they vehemently hate him#I’m sorry mythoheads im sorry they ravened him in season 2 and then married him off to rue#my boy had every redeeming and charming quality taken away#AND they made him break up with his boyfriend because they knew the rotk scenes were too gay for cinema#and now everyone is like lol frodo sucks so bad he didn’t even DO anything#and I have to sit there like do you guys remember how his defining trait is his kindness and love of peace#and he is the only hobbit who refuses to take part in the battle to take back the shire because he won’t spill blood on the shores soil#DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER#you don’t because fuck the scouring of the shire that can’t go in the movies#and fuck the scenes where he takes no shit from Gollum#my guy just wanted to eat mushrooms and flirt with his poolboy and now look where we are#lea talks
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Shipping Cassandra and Leliana is so funny because I feel like the only people who actually do it have either only played Inquisition or don't think much past "Well they're the Left and Right Hands of the Divine" because you KNOW they only get along to the extent they do in Inquisition because they've never had an actual conversation because the second Leliana opened her mouth about her theology in front of Cassandra, they would have been trying to strangle each other
#either they never talked about it#or Cassandra just silently had an aneurysm because she didn't want to disrespect Justinia by fighting Leliana to the death#also because Leliana is obviously the Divine's favorite in that manner#but I think Leliana is smart enough not to stir the pot when she needs Cassandra#because like look at her if she romanced the Warden#Cassandra will be like 'we LOOKED for the Warden we can't find them!'#but the second its clear they aren't gonna be trying to bother the Warden about leading them anymore#Leliana is like 'yeah I knew where she was the whole time wanna write her a letter? we're in touch constantly she's busy leave her alone'#also like how Leliana reacts to be romanced and becoming Divine versus Cassandra#Cassandra is like 'oh we're going to break up because that's what my religion strictly tells me to do'#meanwhile Leliana not only DOES NOT break up with the Warden but is very public about not having done so#like literally even all the way back in Origins she flirts with the Warden by being like 'Hey god wants me to eat your pussy'#and she's 100% serious about that#Cassandra would become an atheist before she got on board with Leliana's beliefs lbr#dragon age#cassandra pentaghast#leliana
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