#vows to never do that again
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quick doodle of my MC Tuya from @jcollinswrites's game, Weeping Gods. I made MCs for each origin but I'll probably play the game first as Tuya, she's a cocky little shit and will keep stealing no matter how many time she ends up in jail.
she's a fucking loser and I love her.
#My Drawings#obsessed with this story#19 year old flirts with the king once only to freak out when she found out he's the king#vows to never do that again#but also being scared of Zaia becasue they first showed up as a lion and yat she still flirted with them#maybe she just can't help herself#flirts without thinking an will keep doing so#okay now that I got this out of my head maybe I can get back to all my other drawings again
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Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.
Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"
Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."
Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"
Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"
Clark: "Say what now?"
Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"
Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"
Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"
Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."
Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"
Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."
Clark: *turning red*
Bullpen:
Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."
#Clark manages to repair the whole mess and soundly lectures Bruce who solemnly vows never do pull that shit again#Cat literally had to be paid off#The rest of the Bullpen remembered that Bruce Wayne was their boss's boss#batman#Superman#Ooc#Clark kent#Bruce wayne#Superbat#personal#Batfanon#incorrect quotes#Idk how else to tag this to keep people and their pitchforks away from my inbox#One of the funniest (and most out of character) scenarios I can presently think of#OUT OF CHARACTER#Lmao#Now I look insane#Look at what you've done to me lmao
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"Minthara is so abusive to the player" *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
Minthara would literally go to fucking hell for the opportunity to personally beat the absolute shit out of the person who actually did abuse you. She will throw hands with gods and devils just to avenge you.
And you will not be able to convince her not to.
#bg3#baldur's gate#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#when i'm having a bad day - i just remind myself that minthara would definitely have some things to say about my parents#i would literally have to hold her back from knocking their lights out#well... id hold her back from one of them. she can have free reign of the other#all you gotta do is whisper a name - and babygurl is gonna go fix it#within 48 - 72 hours - your abuser will go missing under mysterious circumstances#and you do not even need to tell her to do this#she will do everything she can to ensure you can sleep at night knowing your abuser is gone#and can never touch you again#and if you still have doubts - just remember that she made an oath (a divine vow) *to you*#in which she will never harm you nor allow harm to come to you#and to quite literally seek vengeance against all those who have harmed you#ya'll can miss me with your minthara hatecanons and your poorly misunderstood readings of her and the comments taken outta context
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The Librarians S02E06/S02E07.
#the librarians#jenkins#cassandra cillian#eve baird#john larroquette#lindy booth#rebecca romijn#austin hillebrecht#the fact that these are concurrent makes me think jenkins vowed Never Again!#i do love it when he gets to get out of the annex though#ghostly'sgifs
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ingo’s a rubix cube kid and Emmet was a tetris kid
#spenxer lou art#lou is an artist#submas#submas emmet#submas ingo#subway bosses#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#subway master emmet#subway master ingo#I played tetris for like an hour and a half last night. shit has ruined me#Emmet I am cursing you with tetris. I literalyl sent a message to my friend today and I was likehmmm. how do I fill the holes in these lett#do you know how difficult it when your thoughts start turning to blocks slotting into place whenever you aren't paying attention to things#it's a problem when they're invading your dreams#I'm fucked dude. I miss playing pool.#anyways. emmet had a really bad time when he was in his tetris phase. he literally was eat sleep tetris#every single thought he had was about tetris#could not pay attention to teh shit he needed to. did not eat unless reminded. shit was fucked#it ended and he was freed. the next time he got reminded he was stuck for a month and vowed to never touch it again#he tries his best to stay away from it#vaugely gestures. I'm going back to playing tetris
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That anon ask about what Konig would do if his neighbor/love interest was jeopardized was so sad omg and it got me thinking.
What if they just confronted him on his distance? At that point in that scenario they have no idea he was even involved in the slightest. To them they just went through something so put of pocket and traumatic and the sweet guy they've assumedly fallen in love with has started packing his things, not talking to them so they go to him and ask if they are okay, if he's okay.
Que the tearful (but not over dramatic for the love of god) trauma dump about what happened to them and how they miss him and crafting nights. Would he come clean, so to speak? Would König still leave or would he try to work through it? Would he coldly reject them and tell them to just forget about him?
Oh hell, what if they piece it together?? Like you mentioned they saw his eyes beneath the mask and thought he sounded ever so slightly familiar, would they say anything?
Though i agree that it would be a massive reach for the whole thing to be able to happen in the first place, like you said unless there's a rat in KorTac or he some how slipped up, which tbh doubt it highly. You'd have better luck shooting a straw up the ass end of a gopher from 100 yards away. Homeboy probably doesn't even keep his gear and mask at his personal home, keeps it as far away from his civilian life as possible, I'd wager.
I'm going to break your hearts more - you don't even GET the chance to talk to him there.
Basically, your stuff is being already packed, you're being told to zip your mouth and not say anything to anyone. Your old identity is being erased, you're given a new one. They're not going to have that jeopardized because you wanted to talk to someone. You're just going to have to "Disappear". Which means new phone number, no contacting people from your old life (minus family if that's even applicable and they're feeling generous), and you're going far, far away.
As far as the world is concerned, you've fallen off the edge of it and disappeared. Giving you contact to ANYONE in your old life can jeopardize that. Trying to talk to ANYONE from your old life to reveal or ask anything - jeopardizing that. Refusing witness protection after THAT would be a really, really terrible idea and quite frankly, not worth it.
Not to mention, König wouldn't give them that chance either. You're not getting back and lounging around and having the luxury of time or goodbyes. The reality is, they're getting you out of there and you can't talk to anyone - they're already far in motion packing your things and shipping you off. König isn't going to make his appearance known, he isn't going to try and approach - you won't even see him. Your number and email are blocked, he's not letting you take that risk and possibly get another chance to be hurt because of him.
That's just the reality of going through something like that. You have to leave everyone and everything behind. You're not getting a chance to say goodbye or to confront him. That's it, what's done is done. Not his fault because that's just witness protection 101. I mean, he's not helping but he won't interfere, he knows how important it is and he wants you to have the best chance at life.
If they even tried to approach him during the initial rescue while they're still flying back to base after having been saved, he's not coming clean. He's not saying anything. He'll just deny and tell 'em to go away. It hurts, yes. But it would be even worse to have that confrontation and to put things together and have them confirmed.
"But doesn't he want to say goodbye?" Of course he does. But that only makes things harder. Like I said, he'd rather stick in your memories as the person you loved and lost due to circumstance than the person who did this to you.
What good would that do? He'd still have to leave you. You're not allowed to contact anyone and going back to him would literally just be putting you back in the ring of fire. He's not going to let that happen. That would feel even worse.
It hurts beyond anything else, but he's doing the right thing in his mind. A goodbye isn't worth tearing you up apart even more. You know in movies when someone has to let an animal go and ends up having to throw things at it and yell to get them to leave? Yeah. That's what's happening here.
There's not going to be a happy ending or scenario for this. There's not going to be closure. There's not going to be a chance with him.
Which is WHY he specifically put so many safety measures in place to ensure that this wouldn't happen. He doesn't want his work life encroaching on his domestic and he never wants to bring it back or expose you to it. Like I said, literally everything would have to go wrong. He's a careful man, he knows what the world can do. He's preparing specifically so that will not happen to the best of his ability. If he even thinks there's a compromise, he's acting. Better safe than sorry Also I love that gopher saying 😭
And you're correct! He doesn't keep his gear at home. The 'just in case' box which has some spare gear is locked up with a chain and all, shoved away in a back corner in the basement, and covered. He has 0 reason to have that stuff with him in civilian life. What's he going to do with it there? That's not to say he doesn't have weapons and guns hidden, but he doesn't have anything personal that would give his identity away. Everything work related stays at work, he's very serious on keeping them separated. If they needed to call him in, he'd have to go there anyways, so it makes sense to just... keep it there where it can be secure.
And just saying, I'm never writing that for the neighbor! Au because it's not happening. It's extremely improbable and I want to give him a happy ending 💚
#cod#call of duty#call of duty x reader#cod modern warfare#konig x reader#konig cod#konig x you#konig call of duty#konig headcanons#könig headcanons#könig x reader#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig#gender neutral reader#reader insert#neighbor! König#sorry but the whole 'getting kidnapped' thing will never have a happy ending#like you just went through massive amounts of trauma and now neither of you are safe#you won't get leniency when you're now a target and your life is on the line#he won't risk it#he won't be your savior in your personal life when he's not even allowed to be in it anymore#the best thing he can do is stay away so you can live and not have to deal with him complicating it further#and the risks that come from simply existing near him#trust me he is regretting it every night and kicking himself. He's vowing to not let others close ever again#if that's true - only time will tell
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Yandere/dark! Twelfth Doctor x reader; he visits you in the vault
Tw: yandere/dark content, soft yandere, kidnapping, gender neutral reader
"Let me go, Doctor. This isn't funny anymore," you demanded angrily, glaring at him with your arms crossed. "You can't just leave me down here."
"I'm sorry, my dear. I only wish I could." With the sad way he was looking at you, it almost seemed as though he hadn't been the one to put you there in the first place. "Unfortunately, it's the only way I can guarantee your safety."
"You and I both know that's not true." Your eyes softened slightly at the sorrowful expression on his face. You knew exactly what he was thinking. "I'm not Clara, Doctor. You can't just automatically assume the worst has happened when it takes me a couple hours to return your calls."
"I know, I know..." He sighed heavily, bringing his hand up to press against the glass of the container you were trapped in. You did the same, leaning forward as you watched him.
"Please, Doctor," you softly pleaded with him, trying your best to appear pitiful in hopes of earning his sympathy. "I can't stand being down here without you, please."
His intelligent blue-grey eyes looked deeply into yours, and for a second there you thought you might've had him. Until he shook his head at you and drew away.
"I know you don't want to be down here, darling. But I'm afraid I just can't let you go."
#what if the doctor was wracked with such intense guilt after the loss of yet another one of his companions#that he vowed to never ever let it happen again by making sure to keep them safe#even if it meant doing something that they never wanted?#that was my thought process while writing this. hope yall enjoyed!#tw yandere#yandere tw#dark fic#doctor who#doctor who x reader#doctor who fic#yandere! doctor who#yandere doctor who#dark! doctor who#dark doctor who#yandere character#yandere x reader#twelfth doctor#twelfth doctor x reader#twelfth doctor fic#yandere! twelfth doctor#yandere twelfth doctor#dark! twelfth doctor#dark twelfth doctor#12th doctor#12th doctor x reader#12th doctor fic#yandere! 12th doctor#dark! 12th doctor#yandere 12th doctor#dark 12th doctor
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i just know adam (saw 2004)’s myspace was crazy
#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#saw 2004#lawrence looks him up once and has to close it almost immediately and vows to never look again#(he absolutely looks again)#adam :p : any1 no who the jigsaw kllr is ? xD#<- him post saw trap#‘cause he thinks it’s funny#n the rest is just like blurry cat pictures plus him smoking plus a good amount of ass shots#fic that’s just lawrence having a crisis over adams myspace#we don’t make enough use of saw 2004 being set in the early aughts actually#mandzzz: *wants to send you a message*#mandzzz: j tld me 2 tell u 2 stop posting sht like tht :-X#adamssong182: tell him 2 lightn the fuk up !#adamssong182: w8 dnt do tht#📹
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so late to this meme but I had to draw RamKing
#hehehe#every time i draw ram’s stupid tattoo i vow to never do it again#it’s so weird looking and complicated#AND YET!#fjdksk#learning to draw tag#darcey.txt#my drawings#ramking#kingram#my engineer#ramking fanart#drawing meme#art meme#userbunn
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Now I'm having wild ideas that he did this during the Joui war 🙈
#imagine the joui 4 doing this and vowing to never speak about it again lmaooo#sakata gintoki#joui 4#(implied)#gintama#I can talk#random#my post
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this is the world's biggest ick to me but it must be said... Jordan li would be the mother fucker to interrupt your whole ass wedding with some stupid ass "I object"
#bee talks#was watching a different world and the shit pissed me off all over again#but it is suuuuuuuch a jordan thing to do#they think theyd never make you happy anyways#so they wont reach out when they hear you got engaged#they politely rsvp and buy half the shit on your wedding registry#cate luke andre watching them for months waaaaaaaiting for the crashout#while jordan is pretending theyre selfless enough to want whats best for you#cate and luke and andre sitting quiet af next to jordan whole time the vows are getting said#knowing this shit is abt to be sooooo ghetto#you start trying to say your vows and jordan cant even tolerate hearing the shit#you are NOT making it to does anyone object to this union
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You know, for a show with so many female characters that so many of us love given how they all get time in the spotlight one way or another and they fill that time up rather wonderfully since they are deeper and more developed than what we're used to seeing in general media, it is peculiar (to say the least) to see so few "alternative" ships to the main one.
I'm not saying the canon ship doesn't deserve its attention -- I'm wondering instead why the canon ship and it alone seem to guide the WN fans who just so happen to enjoy writing/reading fic or fanart or whatever.
You'd think all these cool women would inspire more ships or combinations thereof, but those of us who aren't invested in avatrice just... Float along, around one another, ignored (and, yes, mostly undisturbed too; being unpopular does have its advantages and that includes a lot less weirdos leaving you strange or awkward messages -- it does not, however, shield us from people flooding our goddamn tags on AO3 with fic that has nothing to do with our little ships and I do wish such negligence of the pairing itself meant we didn't have to deal with this spam...)
I am also not saying that fandom activity should be based solely on shipping (and recently someone on Reddit was rather confused by the fact that a lot of it is, which is quite an interesting topic to discuss in itself -- after all, there is more to fan creativity than shippy fic... Or there used to be), merely that, here, it appears that a canon relationship can outshine interest in the other, non-canon ones. It's already there and it was doubtless well-done by the show, so it's natural that it should claim people's attention, sure. It's just that being canon was never the parameter for whether people were interested in these or those two (or more) characters maybe being involved and trying to explore what that could mean through fanwork.
There has always been a complaint haunting fandom spaces concerning the minuscule amounts of f/f fic, art, discussion, w/e based on how few (interesting or sympathetic or relatable) female characters there are in media at large. So what I'm curious about is why fan creations made around WN -- a show that finally gives us a whole cast of female characters that are what we have been craving for decades -- don't also reflect its diversity.
There are alternative ships (I'm here, all happy in my tiny Doctor Superion bubble, and I know there are Camila/Lilith, Ava/Lilith, Mary/Shannon, Mary/Lilith shippers out there, so a warm hello to you if you're reading this), but go on AO3 and compare the numbers of things tagged with these proper pairings to the grand total of WN stories. Better (or worse) still, do so with the "otp: true" trick or simply by excluding avatrice from the search to see how many are left.
It's... A considerable difference. And a mystery, at least to me.
#tagging this as#warrior nun#simply because i'd like to talk about this and maybe some of you have thoughts or theories about it#i just ask you engage in good faith if you do. i'm not pointing fingers at avatrice people i think they're fine and dandy#i'm just -- to reiterate -- surprised at how little interest there is in other ships when the potential is all there#(is it because they're nuns? that never stopped avatrice so why should it stop others...)#(besides lilith is hardly still a nun after s2. bea left. mary didn't really take vows did she? you really thought i was a nun she says...)#meta fandom talk i guess#then again about the nun thing... i have noticed a lot of people just go for aus. i can't recall ever being in a fandom with SO many aus#is the religious aspect an issue by any chance? i also recall someone commenting on how little a part religion played in these aus#curious. very curious.#i imagine some of you are wondering why i care when i don't even read fic but --#-- to quote jillian salvius herself i am a curious person and well you are a curiosity lol
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the rituals are intricate and very comical
#idk what to focus on here. ron my guy dont you worry yourself about anything ❤️#your jealousy and resentment will lead you to make a mistake so big next year that it knocks enough sense into you for a lifetime#🔮 you will finally recognise your role as the glue that holds the trio together and you will vow to never abandon them again#only then will the circumstances be right for you discover that they both love you and need you🫵 as much as you love and need them 🔮☝️#that being said i did clock how flustered harry’s compliment made hermione and additionally#how harry blushed hearing hermione describe his romantic appeal.. id get scared too if i were ron. with or without inferiority complex#Also undeniably ron must agree with hermione that harry is ‘fanciable’ as fuck. or he wouldnt feel this threatened#also him gagging on his food after hearing someone verbalise this fact DHJDJ. you could of course chalk it all up to his crush on hermione#or you could add the very interesting layer of his own perception of harry to it#bc as i have wisely stated before in a previous post. ‘hee is obsessed with that harry kid’ <- i could write essays on this#but it boils down to the thin line between ‘i want to be that person’ and ‘i want to be WITH that person’#a very well known phenomenon amongst the members of the ‘in gay love with my best friend’ community#you can’t make this shit up. i don’t even have to try that hard to see romionarry in everything they just literally keep doing the work 4me#hp6#romionarry
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Was trying to figure out how to rewrite Doki Doki Precure so it could have Cure Ace and Cure Regina and I ended up just redoing Suite Precure
#precure#pretty cure#doki doki precure#cos i was thinking#oh what if during the first half of the season sometimes ai disappeared during a fight and cure ace showed up to help out#but she never stays for super long#just long enough to do the 'five vows of precure' thing and be all cool looking and mysterious#mana rikka and alice assume makoto knows her but she says she's never heard of cure ace#and it becomes this whole mystery about who cure ace is and whether or not she's somehow ai or marie ange or something#maybe aguri shows up a few times in her civilian form?#but as far as anyone knows she's just some kid who stops by mana's parent's restaurant sometimes#then during the midseason finale she's about to fight regina but regina fights off king selfish's influence just in time and becomes a cure#and maybe they butt heads for a while but begin working together after a few episodes causing aguri to officially join the team#and then i realized most of this was pulled straight from cure muse#i mean tbf cure muse is cool#i wouldn't mind if precure did a similar storyline again#update from 5 hours later: i completely forgot that precure did in fact do this again with cure nyammy
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some people confuse a reckoning with an ending.......
so you seek reform ???
i seek.......... regeneration
#vows ans vengeance#vows and vengeance spoilers#i quite literally do not k oww what to do w myself rn#i may never be normal again i fear.#I ACTUALY DONT KNIW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. GUYS. IM SO SERIOUS#god. this is so embarrassing to admit but im so used to hearing only his existing lines over and over again after a thousand replays#hearing his voice in new contexts and with new inflections and ranges is so jarring#him laughing..... his delivery of ''kindly remove your knife from my neck'' !#and the elven......#AND ITS NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY. LOL#anyway sorry i swear i care about the rest of the story too and i love neve so much already but. god.#varric come get your man he sounds fucking unhinged <3#ok sorry im not done one more thing. him screaming/yelling/panting.........? 🥰#***** ** ***** ** ***** !!!!! 😍🥰😻🤪😘😀
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New Twin Princes Fic - Stay (~5k, 18+) for the FolgersFlash72 event hosted on twt
#cinder fics#twin princes#“recommended 1200 max word limit” I close my eyes I do not see it#the only sad part is only 1 of like the 7 MalMiq prompts got filled and w art not a fic#MalMiq gang stays losing#but its ok bc i wrote one myself#and then a mogmiq one for good measure#i will never again put out as many fics in as short a time as i did this past week bc holy shit my sleep schedule is fucked#but i was feeling inspired and generous#(also i am still retired from princes you do not see me you do not see this fic)#(you will not see Vow when I finish writing it one day as a spite fic)
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