#and what a liar he is to be sure
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*crying with laughter*
STEPHEN MATURIN has a horror of ECCENTRICITY?
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😂😂😂
#this man is NOT a good liar lmao#oh i’m sure he was so devastated when sg announced he was leaving💔💔#💀#anyways what else was he supposed to say#trent alexander arnold#trent#liverpool fc#lfc
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Bonus! "Longarm Prime"
#maccadam#poll#transformers#smash or pass#tfa#shockwave#longarm prime#they were so based for giving us a compact chubbier shockwave with an insane degree of ass#how do you think he feels about having hands and a face#is it new terrotory for him? a foreign; alien feeling that he cant quite get used to?#is it nice having extra digits? surely it gives him better dexterity. or maybe hes clumsy with them.#he could do neurosurgery with those claws before. maybe having the extras are unwieldy. clunky.#and what of his face? is it strange being able to emote? to telegraph his emotions just by visual cue?#does he do it automatically? it seemes he forgets to emote altogether sometimes. does it feel more like controlling a puppet?#is it all new to him? or has he felt it all before and never thought he would again?#in which case. is it more odd to be controlling a face that isnt his than having no face at all?#anyway hes cute and chubby and a terrible liar and he smiles like hes stoned sometimes so i wanna fuck him senseless
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lewis is asked about newey to ferrari, max to merc, and the cooling issues in bahrain
#he basically said none of these things are his business lol#but also he is a terrible liar and he for sure knows things we will only find out about in the future I CAN SEE IT IN HIS FACE lol#what was his sweet lil smile about in the very beginning of the clip 🥺#lewis hamilton#saudi arabian gp 2024
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one time a friend of mine broke the news to me that some guys we knew had made a list ranking the women at our church based on beauty and I can only use that instance as a reference point for Lizzie hearing when Darcy (who she doesn’t know at all, aside from introductions) says she’s “tolerable but not handsome enough to tempt him” like WHO ARE YOU?????
#pride and prejudice#incorrect pride and prejudice quotes#the lizzie bennet diaries#lizzie bennet#fitzwilliam darcy#I KNOW he was being a liar but the horror I felt when I was informed of the ranking is but a fraction of what I’m sure Lizzie must’ve felt
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the three types of characters i am allowed make
bad mom
angry old man
lying liar who lies (about their identity) (can overlap with the other two)
#i'm not kidding i've been developing characters for a thing recently and these are the exact 3 characters i've made.#bad mom - well she's far from the worst I've developed but you know. When the guilt + shame makes you neglect ur daughter#angry old man - yeah. i mean. he sure fucking is#lying liar who lies about their identity - that is her entire character#and i just keep making these characters over and over again. i wonder what this says about me. i'm sure there's no deeper reasons#for why these are the three i fall back on.#and the fourth character i have in mind for this? pompous#<- because of fucking course#clamtalk#this is primarily about ocs not characters from established media (tho Zot does certainly fit here too) jus to clarify
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yeah zoro and luffy knew usopp would come around and apologize post-w7, but the agony leading usopp to apologize bc his friends - the friends he had just fought with against the world government, and for some minutes he had taken off his mask and been part of the crew again as himself - those friends now really set sail with their new ship and their new shipwright, two better replacements for merry and him, and they ignored him, they didn't listen to him, they didn't want him back, they didn't need a liar, a burden, a weakling, a coward, and there's shame and other emotions with anger being the easiest one to handle, they leave him they leave him they leave him, and no matter what he can't let it end like this, not after everything they went through, he had to be honest at least in the end, but honesty was hard and they were leaving without him, they didn't need him, they had a new ship, they had an excellent shipwright that would take care of their new ship, so much better than he ever could, and franky was such a great guy, they wouldn't even notice him gone, and even though there were things he could do that he others couldn't, it didn't matter in that moment bc they were leaving, without him, sick of his lies and cowardice and him, they were being attacked and finally nobody had to watch out for him, protect him, save him, he would have been no help there on the ship at all, so there was really only one thing left to do before he was all alone, alone like he had never been since his mother died and that nearly broke him but he didn't have time for that right now bc *his crew* was leaving and he had to say sorry, he had to-
and suddenly he is on the ship, with the crew, with everyone and he's crying and luffy's crying and there are a lot more other tears than anyone would have expected while fleeing from the marines attack together together together, they didn't leave him, they didn't not want him back, they wanted him-
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you ever think normally about w7? :)))
#yeah this started with zoro and luffy were so insanely confident that usopp would apologize#there was just no other way#there was no way they would go on without usopp#and maybe they were liars as well#clinging to that sheer hope and denying any other outcome#because it's usopp#usopp with a heart of gold despite being scared all the time#usopp with a contagious laugh making sure everyone's having a good time#usopp with his outrageous stories that have each and everyone of them listen to him regardless#there's no doubt that usopp doesn't know what's right doesn't know what he needs to do#it's not only for them and the crew but also for usopp himself#and he got that#he got that!!!#there's so time and room for doubt#usopp's always taking his time with the punchline until it was unbearable#why hasn't he apologized ye-#f i n a l l y#he's back he's back he's back were he belongs#hello people this is my weekly w7 breakdown#can you imagine the horror everyone went throught between usopp appearing on the shores and him finally apologizing?#the horror that they would leave without him no matter how impossible that was#the raw feeling of having lost everything#maybe leaving him without wanting to leave him behind#yeah im okay :)))))))#w7 feels
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imagine being Loki and you're on thin ice playing pretend to fit in on a tyrannical mystery garbage planet until you find a safe way to get rid of the murder-happy ruler who you're very clearly keeping up the bit of having no suspicious connections to the shiny new gladiator that was rounded in and then Thor gets angry about it and immediately gives the lie away by saying you two are brothers.
#weeks of work down the drain#i'd be so annoyed#that loki visited thor in that cell waiting room area at all to have a decent conversation was too much grace#do you think loki compromising work to account for thor is a regular thing bc i think it was done pretty seamlessly#like he's very used to it#thor then goes in the ring and alerts everyone to the fact that loki has a connection to HULK too like#thanks thor you bludgeoned through everything then ALSO lost the fight. not to mention the man now wants to melt me into burnt goo#and has an excuse to do it too#did thor really have to denounce loki as a liar 1 sentence into the conversation with no understanding of what was going on#like sure thor was angry but loki was waving giant warning flags at him and NOW he argues for their brotherhood???#thor had enough context to not do that stuff!!!!!???#that sounds so tiring#loki should've gotten to kick him at least once
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bakugo + february
(warning: gn i think? kinda shitty world building😖, a lil angst, happy valentine’s day!!!!!)
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“This is the third box of chocolates in this bin alone.”
You throw the frilly, silver package onto a large pile of red cardboard and ribbon, on top of another box of neatly wrapped sweets. Some of the gifts with sappy, little valentines written on top, others with pink and white sticky notes.
Bakugo huffs with a pout and an eye roll, in his own hands a stack of rainbow cards he flips through quickly.
“That’s funny.”
You don’t look at him, just continue to paw around in the bin in front of you. You pull out a dark brown teddy bear, it’s fur soft in your hands, and turn to plop it in the pile of things he said that you could keep: stickers, fake flowers, toys.
“Why?”
You don’t even glance at him as you say it, like it doesn’t matter, and he picks at a bit of lace falling off of a large greeting card and snorts.
“Not like I ever got any of this kinda crap in high school.”
You stop your rifling to stare at him, your expression so different than from moments before. “You didn’t get any fan mail in high school?”
You assume he did, at least: he was just as cute back then as he is now… you’ve seen the pictures of that blonde boy, smaller, still scowling, but still any teenager’s dream. He was working as a hero by then, surely he had some sort of fan club.
(You would’ve been amongst them if you had known. Now he’s professional, though, and you only met him through Jirou when you transferred from her team to his.)
“I didn’t get any…” he pauses, his face twisting in a frown, his cheeks going the slightest bit ruddy. “Chocolates and shit. Letters.”
“Katsuki…�� he grunts but doesn’t look, your tone incredulous in a way he doesn’t want to address. “You were never confessed to?”
He blows out an angry raspberry, picking up and throwing a bottle of nicely-labeled hot sauce into his own keep pile. It clinks with the rest.
“Don’t fucking rub it in.”
“I’m not!” you try to assure, reaching out for him. “I’m just… a little surprised, is all.”
He glares, wordless and accusatorially, like your giggles are threatening and the vacuum sealed pair of panties you teasingly wave in the air (and he snatches, immediately trashing) are nuclear.
“…’cuz I would’ve thought you got tons. Like now, big boy.”
He turns even more pink. As pink as half the mail room has become with all the love notes sent in for February.
“Yeah, well,” Bakugo tries to move on, grimacing as he picks up a plain envelope that he initially had high hopes for and unfolds it into a long, love poem. “Can’t win ‘em all, I learned.”
And as you throw another box of store-bought chocolates onto the stack, you think you know what you want to get him for Valentine’s Day.
#bakugo#bakugou x reader#yes I wrote this on Christmas LMFAO#or most of it#inspired by these horrible handmade chocolates I made#that were so freaking ugly#someone told me they were good tho#anyway pardon me I’m still in bed#I’ll give better Valentine’s Day wishes after class maybe#also uhhhhhhhhh#u know what this made me think of ?#that trend that’s like ‘would we have dated in high school?’#I just imagine Bakugo getting all blushy and saying yes#and ur like ‘u freaking liar u were so wrapped up back then’#and he’s all mad at u for denying it#lmfaoooo me at. my high school having a super bad time#ANYWAY I just think like#who the h*ll woulda confessed to Bakugo ever in his younger years?#surely it’s a soft spot#ANYWAY#HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY BABIWA#BABIES*****#bye.#ps…#I forget what and which white day is#caitie post#gen
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#maccadam#transformers#transformers oc#starscream#megatron#one thing that always bugged me about literally every continuity is that megatron is A BAD LIAR#like he sucks at it!!! its so obvious hes lying even without the whole picture you get as the watcher/reader#with the decepticons it makes sense why he gets away with it. He uses the threat of violence or death to make sure none of them call him ou#but the autobots falling for it??? even when he doesnt have the army and they outnumber him??? Makes no sense!!!! what????#anyways. Uh. thats my rant. maybe old bucket head is less obvious of a liar in idw. idk. ive never read it.
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#regarding the liam and maya situation: i have a lot to say that i cannot express in tags and some of yall are still in a huge denial phase#but as i said the day we first knew about maya's book - im believing her. i believe she is a victim. im believing the victim.#i do trust women who make allegations without explicitly showing proof on social media because thats what i stand for. i rather believe a#liar than believing and abuser. with her; with you; and with every women (and everyone) out there even if i don't like her.#if you have a problem with this value i have: i recommend to unfollow me. because i believe her and that won't change.#and the tiktok she posted acknowledging 1d's fanbase behaviour is not only well-worded; but her non verbal language does match what she is#saying. i hope liam can get out of his addiction and i hope he can recognise his actions to be able to change for good; yes. but that doesn#change what he already did. i have plenty of reasons to believe maya - and seeing so many fellow fans saying shit in her comments like#“you're a liar until you post proof” “if you're saying the truth then sue him” “this is pr for the book” etc etc. insane and concerning.#yall talk like cishet men defending their friends btw. the exact same “arguments”...... is sad to see other women saying this. it breaks my#heart. and as someone who is studying PR genuinely fuck yall ???? yall don't even know what tf we do yall just blame us for every shit in#the industry when in reality its not our fault all the amount of crap yall say it is our fault. if i ask yall to even define what we do#im sure 99.99% won't even know the difference between PR/Marketing/Publicity. get my name and my fellow PR people out of your shit ??? wtf?#its diabolical to blame this on PR. seriously whatin the actual fuck. it doesn't even make sense????? fuck offffffff#i hope maya henry may find peace; i hope she can recover and overcome as well as possible. im disgusted by the behaviour almost everyone is#having. im not praying for a downfall or hoping bad things on liam but i definitely won't defend any of this. and tbh yall shouldn't either#on the other side: i hope she better not talk in any kind of way about louis/harry situation#but because that would mess stuff up in multiple ways. they don't need to be dragged in this. at all.#we don't need “official” denials nor confirmations of people that are not them in any type of way.#anyway... how's the weather i guess#maya henry
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y'all would give up and pass on shang tsung
Shang tsung
He's loaded and you'd never have to worry bout nothing monetary for the rest of your life
He's handsome af and he's even cute as old man shang
He's a powerful af sorcerer
Anyone who dares hurt you will have their souls taken and "ripped a new one" nobody hurts his beloved
He's cunning,scary intelligent,and always has his composer even when shit is fucked. Even when he has some doubts and worries he always holds his head high. This is a man who oozes confidence and clarity.
He's fucking fashion sense is immaculate
And you're gonna tell me you're gonna pass on cary hiroyuki tagawa's shang tsung. And on cary hiroyuki tagawa in general?!
That man is handsome. That man been serving. Like bruuuuh.
Note: * Too many tags and talking in tags so i apologize. I could go on forever.*
#like coooomme ooooon!#shang tsung in mk11 was the best he's ever been#mortal kombat#shang tsung#self shipping#self ship#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#mini vent kinda#cary hiroyuki tagawa#like y'all gonna pass up on that man!? what is wrong with y'all? are y'all blind?!#like shang tsung in mk11 is hot af#like are people that much thinking an asian male character has to look lioe a k pop star or babyfaced to be handsome af?! i don't get it#like shang tsung in mk11 in his young form is sexy#i personally love him as old man shang tsung but that's just me and that's not for everyone#but his younger rejuvenated form in mk11 that looks like the 95 movie yall really gonna pass up on that?!#foh shang tsung in mk11 is PEAK!#boss af too#god people have no taste#if you say you hate shang you a liar he's an amazing villain and antagonist#and you gotta love that charisma he has#half the people that pass on mk11 shang tsung are in denial i swear#you'll come around they always do#but in all seriousness shang tsung is an amazing character and for people to not think so is a travesty#y'all are new im sure so i plead with you plz go watch the 95 movie and cary hiroyuki tagawa's movies and interviews#you'll love this guy i guarantee it
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I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔
#no one should ever be surprised that I main Boothill >:( /silly#yeehaw partner /jjjjjjjjj#i also like eichi for the aesthetic. he's like if you mix dain's face and ayato's mindset. actual warcriminal emperor-#and i think in terms of singing kaito slays 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm sorry.#actually in terms of songs in general imho it's valkyrie and akatsuki HAHAHAH#then idk i think i vibe with most undead songs though i wish there were like valentine eve's nightmare-#PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT 🔥🔥🔥🔥#fORBIDDEN RAIN- okay ill#stfu abt undead songs HAHAH#me typing these tags just slowly but surely reminds me I actually very much enjoy adonis' voice#in terms of trauma I think I got it most from Eden songs HAHAHAHHA the fricking apocalypse dance shit i forgot name but THAT#i love how i went “oh i like undead too but not as much i guess” and then proceeded to talk about undead songs more than akatsuki#and valkyrie HAHAHAHHA I'm a fricking liar#HEY HEY i mostly like valkyrie cuz shu's voice is mesmerizing- and every song in akatsuki slays because of their vocals even if I'm not th#e biggest fan of their genre leave me alone my biggest taste in men depends on their voice 😭😭😭😭😭#though in terms of friendship MaM/DoubleFace CrazyB and alkaloid for sure we'd be friends absolutely-#i played the music!! one not the original and nothing got me as hyped in the story as the fricking crazy roulette HAHAHAHA#GOT ME FEELIN LIKE I WAS IN THE CONCERT#never be a loooooSAAAAAUURRRRR *breakdances*#kiss of life is also mwah they're all my children. i know nothing on properly playing this game but i know i tried to main the christian guy#produce? forgot name but HIM I also love his voice and I have one of his priest card so he fricking dances with the priest uniform HAHAHAH#random confession: i don't have a 5 star mama card. orz.#anyways back to regular chaos in the tags omg aira i remember him what a mood and also the phantom oh frick forgot his name but i have his#sanrio card HAHAHHA 😭😭 i haven't leveled it up. i don't play this religiously-#the grind feels so overwhelming and i understand nothing I'm still on the work task 2 thing HAHHAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#most importantly i want to mention my redhead son i forgot his name but i love him very much my pretty son and his chaotic older bro i#support them both amen#as for fine. i don't really like most their songs that much...? okay this time I'm not lying like with Undead HAHAHAH I do vibe with#tempest nights for SURE absolute bop my dear blue haired clown is my fave fine member (as you can tell i love my loud girlies HAHAHHA)#most knight songs are bops and I like all the members- specially mister ensemble stRaws musiC (my other red haired son)
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hiihiii i love the way u write shidou smmmm so if ur requests r still open id like something with shidou + lies <3
Hellooo thank you!! Shidou zoomed his way into my favorites and I really enjoy writing him, haha! Here's a bit of him hanging with the smoking group T1
The problem with lying, Shidou had found, is that you end up fooling everyone involved. If you spend time trying to deceive someone, the people close to you will also believe it. If you continue, it will affect all those in proximity. And, if you do it for long enough, you’ll start to deceive yourself.
Shidou had certainly lost track of his lies for a while. Right before it had all come crashing down around him, he’d almost believed all the beautiful tales of hope and health he’d been spreading. He’d almost seen the world as the place he’d been describing.
And then the truth hit him; it crushed him. Seeing all the blood on his hands, he’d tried to swear the whole thing off in what little time he had left in this life. But, like his other habits, it was a difficult one to break.
He exhaled smoke into the room, listening to Mikoto go on about the busy days of his office job. Shidou was concerned how he still spoke about everything as if he’d be heading right back after all this.
He wanted nothing more than to sit him down for an examination. There were several reasons he may not remember his crime -- it was most likely the emotional shock, but Shidou couldn’t rule out the possibility of a head injury, an illness, a seizure, a stroke, or even it being a side effect of whatever drugs Milgram must have given the prisoners when bringing them here. It took everything in him to let Mikoto be. After all, no one was going to request help from a “killer doctor,” and he didn’t have any of his usual equipment.
So he just stood and smoked in silence.
“What about you?” Kazui asked. “My line of work definitely stressed me out, too. But I don’t think I’ve seen you bat an eye at anything since coming here.” He nudged Shidou. “Are you just as cool under pressure as those movie doctors?”
Shidou’s lips angled to a smile. “I suppose so. Though, I believe they look calm because they’re meant to appear perfectly competent. I’m calm so that patients don’t realize I am imperfect.”
Was that all he was, when he killed those people? Just ‘imperfect’?
Seeing the way Mikoto’s eyebrows shot up, he clarified, “I’m very competent, mind you. But no doctor is perfect. Many patients will panic if you show even the slightest sign of doubt.”
He teased, “so you just lie to everyone all day? Damn, remind me to watch out the next time I go in for a checkup.”
“No, it isn’t like that.” Wasn’t it?
The other two continued the conversation, but Shidou grew quiet. Was that something else he’d started to believe? Another thing he’d convinced himself was normal when, in fact, it was very, very wrong?
“I get that. Confidence is really important when dealing with dangerous situations.”
“Heh, I’ve definitely put up a bit of an act around here for some of the younger prisoners. I think it’s been helping, they seem calmer from when this all started.”
That’s right -- his goal was always to help, to calm. He watched Mikoto rub his temple absently, and knew another headache was approaching and knew what to do for it. He’d helped Haruka get over a cold the past week. He and Kotoko had discussed nutrition tips the other day. He was still doing good. The smile that he put up for the others was still doing good.
“Well, I’m glad we’ve got a professional around here.” Kazui gestured his cigarette to Shidou, snapping him away from his thoughts. “Nothing against the guard, but it’s nice to have someone like you who can help me look out for everyone.”
“Yeah, feel better about being here already!” Mikoto slung an arm around him. The boy's expression showed he was trying to appear in on some joke. “So, doc, you think that all of us are getting out of this crazy place in one piece?”
Shidou wanted to warn him the situation was more serious than he knew. Milgram was not a big joke. He was not a man to be trusted. He was not a man to be forgiven.
But old habits die hard.
“Oh, I'm sure of it.”
#milgram#shidou kirisaki#mikoto kayano#thank you for the request ahh!! i tried to peek into his mind a bit more -- hes got a lot going on in there ough...#its neat that he and kazui are such different flavors of liars#kazui is hiding himself out of fear - always painfully aware of the truth#but shidou lies to make others happy and help more people and to save more lives - all the while believing it a bit himself#many of the other prisoners reached the end of their patience with their lies/what they were hiding. they finally broke.#but shidous final murder happened because he was completely consumed by his own lie#and now - despite having suicide-level guilt over it - hes still helping people and needing to put up those old masks#hes just so !!!! *shakes him violently*#on another note he strikes me as the type to be constantly noticing things and itching to help#everyones kinda sure that mikotos trauma is repressing his memory but shidou is the only one who it Really bothers#anyway i hope you enjoy!#drabbles
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just got violently reminded that akechi learns protect before endure so uh happiness has never existed and I’m quitting persona 5 forever <3
#I am now a hater and will only be spewing vitriol on this account <3#akechi is a bitchass liar#AAAAAAAAA#persona 5#shuake#ok tags were supposed to be over BUT HE WOULD DIE FOR JOKER?! OH YEAH SURE THAT’S WHAT HATE IS YOU NAILED IT GORO
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i was tagged by @halsin to make some ocs in this picrew, thank you so much annie!! i love this picrew sooo much and since so many cool features were added i'm giving my bg3 crew another roll in it!!
Violante Waesphine | Zefyr (they/them) Camylla | Ruven DeVir Cassandrae (she/they) | Lazarus (he/they)
tagging: @arisatominakos @devilbrakers @swordcoasts @cultistbase @nuclearstorms @reaperkiller @swanfey @nokstella @katsigian @florbelles @druidgroves @risingsh0t @morvaris @faarkas @indorilnerevarine @shadowglens and idk!! whoever wants to do this <3
#tag games#i love them all so much but i should be called a liar if i said that violante and zefyr aren't my two faves..#mylla became a half-sea elf in the end after much thinking btw <3 i'm still not 100% sure of what will happen with her final design but for#now we ball. i never spoke of lazarus before on here but he's literally a silly guy i came up with just for fun. they truly 'died' and came#back after 3 days but as a vampire spawn. and very quickly as a free vampire. a funny lil incident happened with their master so now they#are free to do fuck all. good for u king!!!#oc: violante#oc: zefyr#oc: camylla#oc: ruven#oc: cassandrae#oc: lazarus
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