#this man is NOT a good liar lmao
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#this man is NOT a good liar lmao#oh iâm sure he was so devastated when sg announced he was leavingđđ#đ#anyways what else was he supposed to say#trent alexander arnold#trent#liverpool fc#lfc
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whipped | /wipt/ adjective
kim do ha
#userdramas#kdramaedit#kdramanetwork#mine#my lovely liar#lextag#udeokmis#roserayne#swiftletinthecloud#I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COLOUR DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE#pretty sure every gif here has a different colouring but none of them even look good#anyway#the way he put up no resistance#âi want to see youâ okay âi want to go campingâ okay i'll hire equipment so we can go right now#like WE GET IT YOU'RE GONE FOR HER#i have been inspired by this scene#i want to make a whipped boys series lmao#sounds fun but it won't happen you say?? you're correct#also ps hated me with this set omfg the text effects and everything >:[#ah man i need to change the colouring ksh looks so whitewashed on mobile đ€§
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza 7#yakuza like a dragon#arasawa#masumi arakawa#jo sawashiro#snap sketches#i said i was almost done with this like five hours ago LMAO liar#i keep accidentally typing yakuza 8 and yeah i hope we get đłïžâđââ flashbacksin that. i hope we get that. <- we will not#heh this is what i was referencing in that In The Tags post.. continuity from me ?? unimaginable..#lowkey inspo'd by the fact that /my/ lighter is only ever good for one (1) light then its just. Dead for some reason#i dont smoke but i do light incense. if you were wondering.#ANYWAY MY APOLOGY FOR PUTTING ARAKAWA THROUGH HORRORS THIS WEEK#ive got nothing but cute things in mind so to quote linkin park No More Sorrow#i keep drawing them in their twenties and thats not a problem i GUESS but it is for me#but Double Good i do only have Middle Aged Shenanigans on the brain#if i try to imagine any Old Man Yuri its going to get depressing so. forrgive me for the lack of silver foxes. im crying too i know#<- forcing myself to fight off that one evil idea i had AWAY WITH YOU. ANOTHER TIME.#let me detox a bit. after i finish comm work of course.....#i feel like i draw cigarette kisses a lot but i dont remember the last time and i havent drawn it recently so Free Real Estate#drawing this reminded me i have therapy Technically later today 'snap how are these related'#cause my first sess my thera wanted me to talk bout myself and i told her i draw comics and goofy shit like this#and she said some stuff my sis would say fuckin 'if it makes you happy its not dumb :)' like OK. WHATEVER. I KNOW.#also dont worry i dont have a therapist for The Brain Demos its just so i get medicine#ok i should sleep. i wanna get comm stuff done before Phone Therapy so byyyyyyeee#im gonna imagine SO many scenarios that ill inevitably share with all of you at some point
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did your father cheat on your mother? god i read that part of your poem and it ruined my day (loving)
no, anon. my father did not cheat on my mother
#anon I know you meant to compliment me and I really appreciate it and am glad you like my writing#but. please remember that im a poet/writer#aka a lying liar who lies#I know it's hard to believe everything I write isn't based on personal experience because of how emotional they seem but trust me#I write stuff that didn't happen to me all the time#please leave my poor dad out of it lmao that man is a sweetheart all i write is good stuff about him#only thing that might've given you this idea is something that was clearly stated to be a excerpt from my novel#so uh. yeah#please don't make assumptions about who I am based on my writing. much love
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frankie & who????
#â â face. « iâll be honest / weâre all liars.#( OOOOOOOH U WANNA TAKE HER FLYING SO BAD )#( you could tell her your shit is going down and she starts singing like riff raff in that one vine )#( frankie the second there's a lil bumpy patch on ANY plane: WOW. that was a big one! )#( she should have been a flight attendant )#( part of her is that she has an IMMENSE ability to compartmentalize any sort of negative feeling )#( or ig i should say perceived negative feeling because it could be a useful feeling sometimes like )#( is there a fight flight freeze fourth option? )#( dissociate??? Lmao idk )#( frankie is a good man in a storm and i will preach that until the day i die or she's dies which comes first ig lol )#( anyway! She likes to fly and she likes turbulence and will hold your hand if you're scared and buy you a drink )#( her doing x*nax and at*van definitely doesn't help her be reactionary but- ya know lol )#( sorry this is all I've got tonight folks my brain is poorly but it'll get better!#( sending y'all love and vibes and shit đ )
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i love watching youtube analyses of movies and shows and i love when the person explaining something is totally wrong about the thing theyre talking about
#myposts#right now this is about someone talking about midnight mass with the pre-existing assumption that its basically only a show about critiquin#christianity and not about a really interesting and sincere discussion of faith and personal accountability within faith#which is WAY more interesting than that person claiming that the scene of the people walking to easter mass with candles is supposed to be#reminiscent of the charlottesville unite the right rally which makes literally no sense as a comparison whatsoever#and like. saying stuff like that monsignor pruitt is completely self-serving and only bad-intentioned and manipulative#and missing so many sides to his character and his actual internal struggle alltogether because the person just assumes he has to be a liar#like pruitt is SUCH a good character BECAUSE he deep down means well#like he GENUINELY thinks that he is doing the will of god and he struggles to contextualize what he percieves as gods will#with what he is suddenly forced to do (eating humans) and like. he doesnt realize that he should be questioning if hes really ACTING for go#and thats the main THING you know. people who are held in a frame of belief might try to rationalize EVERYTHING through that frame#even if it starts to oppose their actual beliefs. like. its a prettttyyy significant thing for pruitt that he starts questioning why#god suddenly 'allows' him to kill people and instead of reflecting on it he holds a SERMON saying that GOD CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT MURDER#like I LOVE pruitt because he's that realistic and like all this person can see is a very shallow critique of christianity#which this show isnt honestly ALL that interested in (at least not from the side this person is talking about it lmao)#and jessie gender (who doesnt know about it but whom i have beef with) commented 'excellent analysis' under the video#dare i say. it was not. it was really mid anaysis and like half the plot just FLEW over this person's head apparently#like. theyre not wrong but they are kinda analyzing a side-plot (the social ostracization of people non-christian from the community over#the run of the show) like it's the main plot and only plot going on lmao#but this post is also about every man who ever opened his mouth to speak about shiv roy
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the only time the mcu was ever right in calling itself 616 is when they had mysterio do it
#heâs a liar! thatâs his whole thing! he did exactly this in the comics!#it was a GOOD fucking nod to his untrustworthiness for people who would catch it at the time#and then kevin feige had to go and fuck it up lmao#đž â i have nothing left⊠except spider man â â ooc
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I found out about the Kazui inno verdict in the middle of my high school graduation ceremony đ congrats king!!!!!
#this is a rare case where i'd be okay with both innocent or guilty i just hope something good can maybe come out of this result#let this guy have a shred of self-acceptance please for the love of god thats all i ask#man his voting has truly been a wild ride from start to finish lmao#ofc this isn't gonna stop me from thinking/posting about his trial 2 content because i somehow still have not gotten over it#the liar-duo posting will never end until im dead!!
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‷ summary: the world meets the newest mclaren team member, and they are loving it! it's poor oscars first day and shit's already hitting the fan sorry dude ): LMAO. lando just experienced love at first sight, while y/n is ready to fist fight
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mclaren oscar's first day of kindergarten, done. pre-season testing, done. (we'll be even faster soon đđŒ don't worry guys)ïżŒ
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user2 HELLO??? WHO HACKED THE MCLAREN ACCOUNT
user6 we'll be racing past redbull in no time
mclaren a girl can dream
user7 lando is this you??? đ
user8 budget dropped so low they had to hire the drivers for social media
user3 this is haas money behavior
mclaren excuse you i am NOT LANDO
user8 oscar????
mclaren no sir, i'm the owner of this house đ«”
user9 idk if this is a new admin but this is so unserious
mclaren new year new me babe
user9 give her a raise mclaren đđŒ
mclaren REPOST REPOST REPOST
landonorris first day on the job and already asking for more money?
mclaren i'm so sorry lord lando, you forget that us lowly peasantsïżŒ aren't on an athelete salary đ
user10 HUMBLE HIM, WE LOVE TO SEE IT
user11 mclaren admin beefing with lando was NOT on my 2023 bingo card
user12 she really said, "ik we're slow but LET US COOK"
mclaren TRUUUSTTT THAT COMEBACK IS COMING (im manifesting)
oscarpiastri KINDERGARTEN??? i'm nearly 22 mate
mclaren teensy weensy baby basically
oscarpiastri your fired /:
mclaren HAHA YOU CAN'T DO THAT đđ»ââïž
user13 petition for all the f1 team accounts to be run by young admins, this is tooooo good
mclaren screenshotting this for my boss so they don't see these comments and fire me
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user14 she. looked. up. his. salary. đ ICON
user15 hiring her was such a rare mclaren W
user16 MCLAREN ADMIN HEAR OUR PRAYERS AND MAKE TIKTOKS đđŒ
user17 OMG CAN U IMAGINE
user18 HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE TO PAY MS. MCLAREN FOR THIS OMG
user19 will our team win? probably not BUT AT LEAST WE'LL BE GETTING CONTENT đ
user20 AYYYYEEEE
user21 LANDO MAY NEVER WIN, BUT THE FANS NEVER LOSE đ€đŸ
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landonorris don't mind me, just living my lord life on my athlete's salary. bahrain here we come!
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user22 WHERES THE MCLAREN ADMIN
user23 lando nowins flexing on us poor people
user24 someone come get this man's phone
user25 oh i KNOW pr is mad đđđ
user26 daniel ricciardo leaves and mclaren loses it's mind
user27 daniel leaves and all of us lose our minds đ„Č
oscarpiastri jesus christ mate, log out
mclaren i'm not sure he knows how, he might need to pay someone to /:
user28 CRAZZZYYYY
user29 THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
user30 "f1 is a serious sport." the serious sport in question:
user31 the papaya hat đ«”
user32 HE'S SO FINE IM GNAWING AT THE BARS
user33 BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
mclaren phones. on the table. NEOWWW
user33 holy shit this is actually so embarrassing
mclaren at least ur self aware!
user34 she clocked ur asses đđđ
maxfewtrell lord lando flying economy
landonorris I AM NOT
user35 bro took that personally
user36 me thinks the man doth protest too much
danielricciardo i leave you alone for a few months and this is what you're doing
landonorris i learned from the best
danielricciardo DONT BLAME ME FOR THIS
maxverstappen1 ... that's my plane???
landonorris SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
maxverstappen1 you can't just take credit for my private jet. its mine.
mclaren this just in, little lando norris is a little LIAR
mclaren when he steals a plane and wears bucket hats đ«”đ€Ł everyone point and laugh
landonorris I QUITE LIKE BUCKET HATS
mclaren i quite like bucket hats đŹđ§âïžđ€
maxverstappen1 đ«”đ€Ł
danielricciardo đ«”đ€Ł
charles_leclerc đ«”đ€Ł
carlossainz55 đ«”đ€Ł
maxfewtrell đ«”đ€Ł
oscarpiastri đ«”đ€Ł
landonorris OSCAR????
oscarpiastri đ«”đ€Ł đ«”đ€Ł đ«”đ€Ł
mclaren damn he got you there
user37 this cannot be real
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There were quite a few things Lando expected to be on his agenda when he arrived in Bahrain after him and Max went seperate ways to their own teams. He figured he would meet with his engineers, spend some time getting adjusted to working with Oscar (especially given he hadn't had very much time to meet or bond with the rookie over the break or during pre-season testing), and doing some press interviews as per usual. However no where on his list was an impromptu meeting with Zak Brown. Oscar seemed clueless as to what was going on as well, and Lydia, Lando's personal assistant of two years, was just as clueless.
Lando and Oscar filed into the board room, bottles of water in hand, only to be met face to face with their team manager. Nothing seemed suspicious which Lando hoped was a good thing, but after their underwhelming performance in pre-season testing he knew anything was a possibility.
"Have a seat guys, it's good to see you both. I hope you've been well-rested since testing," Zak greeted with his usual cheerful attitude. Lando and Oscar looked at each other warily but nodded at their boss nonetheless. Zak was usually more of a 'get to the point' kind of man, so this change of pace was unnerving to say the least. Normally it scared Lando a little bit, but truthfully, right now, Lando wanted to be done with this meeting and to get to race preparations.
"That's good, you need all the rest you can get if we're going to try and put up a fight this weekend. In all honesty, I think within the next two years we have a chance to become real competition here. I think we can give Red Bull and Ferrari a run for their money and earn plenty of points this year. Hell," the older man chuckled, "maybe we can win it all."
Lando didn't want to seem skeptical, but he was definitely skeptical. He did not think the car he was given in testing could win the championship, but he would sure as hell be trying.
"But no matter how hard the engineers work the car, and no matter how many sims we do, the one thing we're lacking in is presence. McLaren is notable, we have a famous team and a long roster of famous, successful drivers, including the two of you, but we don't have the same dominating media presence that Mercedes or Ferrari do. And that's what gets us sponsors, and celebrity visits, and fans, and funding. We may not be struggling for money, but if you guys like your multi-million dollar salaries and you want your car to keep being better, we need more media presence. Which is why we decided we wanted to go a bit of a different route this year, with media and all of that."
Oh god. Lando knew where this was going. This was about the new social media admin that had been ruthlessly harrasing him- albeit teasingly- for days now. Only employed for less than two weeks and already stirring up the pot across platforms. Lando looked at Oscar, noting that his teammate was clearly following as well now.
"I know you both have come to realize this already, but there is a new social media manager who runs all of the McLaren accounts. We wanted someone young, someone trendy, someone who knew what the internet is looking for, and who can help us connect and start getting more eyes on McLaren. We want her to meet with you guys today to share a couple of ideas so you can be on the same page for what we'll be doing online. The new manager is just outside. Let me get her so you can speak with her."
Lando nodded dumbly. Right, ok, he could do that. Lando was young, he was online, he was trendy. Plus, most of if not all of the F1 drivers had some kind of media presence already. Lando streamed, he had instagram accounts and twitter, and he even had Quadrant. Lando steeled himself. This would be just fine. An adjustment, but fine.
Zak greeted someone outside of the door and a small bit of shuffling sounds were heard. Before Lando had a chance to stand, Zak was turning and nodding a quick goodbye. Leaving the office room, as a smaller body replaced the space he had been in.
Lando felt like the air had been knocked from his lungs and hoped he hadn't made a noise out loud. He stared, he couldn't help it. He was sure he was slack-jawed, mouth agape and flies coming in. Somewhere in the back of his mind he registered that he should be professional and behave like a normal human being. But the other part of his brain, the dominant part of his brain, was in awe.
Lando looked at the girl in front of him up and down, probably far too obviously, and was stunned. He saw jean shorts, a faded and a mid-washed denim. A colorful-tighter cropped shirt and some layered gold jewelery. Rings on her fingers. Sunglasses in her hair, making her look way to cool to ever speak to him. She rocked on the balls of her sneaker-clad feet- sneakers that matched her clothes perfectly much to Lando's delight- and quickly moved to set her laptop down of the table. She left her small colorful handbag on the table alongside a cup of iced coffee that was already melting in the Bahrain heat. She looked as if she had jumped straight from a Vogue cover (or one of his favorite dreams) and landed right in front of him.
Was it the heat that was making it so hot? Because Lando was becoming suddenly aware of the heat beneath his shirt collar. A stifled cough from Oscar drew Lando from his observation- or rather his creepy, stalker staring- and Lando realized this was not the social etiquette that the situation called for.
Before Lando could even take a step, the girl smirked.
"Nice to finally meet you guys. Hello Oscar," the girl leaned over and shook the taller man's hand. "And Lord Lando, is it? It's nice to finally meet you. I'm Y/N L/N, i'm the new social media manager for the season."
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Y/N could now officially say she is not a fan of Lando Norris. The online feud she had cleverly created to generate some conversation about McLaren before the season started had been banter. She had taken no offense to Lando's jokes at all, but now that she was in front of the man and could feel his judgement, her opionions had changed.
From the second she walked in Lando had begun unabashedly staring at her. Looking her up and down, from the shoes she had recently bought to the hair clipped back on her head, and was not sparing a single detail. She felt vaguely like a mannequin on display and it unnerved her.
Oscar smiled at her politely as she set her things down, and she felt thankful for the reprieve from the judgement and critcism she had been recieving since she arrived and was now experiencing again from Lando in full force.
Y/N was aware that her outfit wasn't uniform or professional, but those were not the qualities she was hired for. Y/N had been confident coming in here, feeling like she would likely connect better with people her own age, but was thoroughly dissapointed to find this was not the case.
Oscar ultimately cleared his throat awkwardly, and it appeared as though this finally snapped Lando out of his judgemental stupor, so Y/N decided to finally make her introductions.
"Nice to finally meet you guys, hello Oscar," she leaned over and shook the taller man's hand. "And Lord Lando, is it? It's nice to finally meet you. I'm Y/N L/N, i'm the new social media manager for the season."
Lando groaned loudly and Oscar laughed.
"Lando I don't think you'll ever live this one down," and Y/N forced a laugh and nodded in agreeance.
"No, probably not. But that's good, that's what I was hoping for." Y/N stated bluntly.
"You were hoping to torture me?" Lando stuttered out and Y/N rolled her eyes, "You'll live I promise." Oscar laughed before pointing out, "at least your not a kindergartener."
Lando stifled a laugh but agreed.
"What purpose did Oscar's baby jokes serve?" Lando asked, and Y/N forced herself not to punch the man at his judgemental tone. He clearly didn't believe in her ability to do her job.
"It's funny, that was it's purpose," she stated, gesturing to the table for the boys to sit as she opened up her laptop. She turned to face toward them, lifting herself slightly so was seated criss-crossed in the chair. She never had liked sitting normally. The boys across from her stared at her expectantly.
"So you create jokes the make people look at us more?" Oscar asked.
"In a way yes. My job is to manage the accounts, but I've also been hired to help get you guys more fans. Fans love to be interacted with, they love seeing you guys joke around, they like feeling like they have content to consume," Y/N explained.
"By playing into these desires, you get more fans, because they feel they 'know you" in a way they don't know the other drivers." The boys nodded their head in understanding.
"So the plan is for me to keep interacting with fans through the McLaren accounts, playing up jokes with you too, and for us to give the fans new content in a way they don't usually get it. Livestreams, youtube vlogs, inside internet jokes, TikToks, the works." Y/N stated.
"Essentially," she said dragging the word out, "I'm going to make you guys the internet's little papaya stars," Lando laughed but nodded. Y/N, despite her first impressions and her developing dislike for the driver, found herself smiling. She could see the vision. Both Oscar and Lando would be awkward and loveable and humorous. The perfect mix for internet support.
"So where do we start?" Oscar asked.
"I'm glad you asked," Y/N smirked. "Have you heard the clip of 'Cuffing Season' by SZA? There's a TikTok trend I think will be perfect for you to do."
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user38 can we talk about how gorgeous admin is?!?!? LIKE OH MY GOD
user10 only hot people go to mclaren
user40 that check better be huge for her
user41 oscar was so mf stiff đđ free my boy
user42 who had a gun to oscars head, he was so scared
user43 lando thirst trapping ICB đ I NEED A BIG BOYYY
user44 god admin is so sexy and smart, that was art
user45 CAN WE DISCUSS HOW LANDO LOOKS AT HER
user46 ikr đ get off the floor lando your drooling
user47 i want a man to be that down bad for me
user48 lando loverboy era unlocked
user49 meanwhile admin didn't look him in the face
user50 f1 2023 is going to be a WILD RIDE for us mclaren fans if this is before the first race even starts
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I just know Jason is so fed up with the rest of the Batfam not knowing how much of a shitbag Dick was when he was a teenager. I know this man looks like a complete nutcase when he tries to convince Tim or Damian that Dick had his asshole phase, too. Donât believe his fucking golden boy, depressed, running on fumes, burnt out, âIâd give everything and then some for the good of the worldâ act. Heâs a lying liar that lies. Itâs ALL lies.
Mr. Professional Older Brother was a goddamn menace to society, and Jason Todd is gonna PROVE IT, DAMNIT.
âI know what you are,â says Jason.
âLol,â says Dick. âLmao.â
#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam shenanigans#dc memes#dick and jason#batboys#tim drake#batman#batfam#bat family#ev-arrested
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being in a relationship with kim mingyu: silly headcanons
synopsis: my silly thoughts on how it would be to live and be in a relationship with mingyu, @babyleostuff thank you for helping me list these and listening to me talking about these scenarios i loved it
word count: 1.2k | genre: fluff, humour/crack | pairing: mingyu x f! reader | warnings: mentions of dresses, food, diets, reader being overall somewhat smaller than mingyu
- okay so mingyu is a goofy man we all know this, but here are some things about living with him and being his girlfriend that would make you go crazy (in both good and bad ways)
- he would scare the shit out of you every morning since his little confused puppy face and messy hair directly in your face would be such a shocker every single time you wake up in the same bed as him, especially if you went to bed alone and he snuck into bed during the night if he worked late. this would result in you screaming you head off and him being so surprised aswell he might even fall off the bed lmao.
- sleeping with him also includes him being the most comfortable pillow ever, but there would be a price you would have to pay for it; he would get on top of you during the night, kinda like a nice free weighed blanket, except the fact that he would be so heavy after some time you couldnât breathe and would have to hit him continuously until he wakes up.
- this man would definitely be a pathological liar when it comes to stories about him being brave over something, like my man literally caught a single fly or bug and he would be like âyeah thatâs right i tamed a 10 meters long python.â also he would not shut up about it, bringing it up every time thereâs a chance, but when you would actually need help getting rid of an insect he would run away crying like the baby he is.
- he would love to cook for you, but would turn into the biggest clutz when you are in charge in the kitchen; you would be peacefully cooking when he would come into the room upon smelling the fruit of your hard work, making everything go wrong; the moment this man appears next to you with the sentence âoh my god i wanna help you you know how much i love cooking, especially with you.â your peace and quiet would be over, in the end resulting in you having to clean up all the mess he made while he sits on the couch as a punishment after you scolded him. (after this incident you would probably never allow him to help you cook, only the other way around)
- he adores sundresses and overall cutesy summer clothes, you cannot tell me otherwise, he would be hypnotised by the way the dress looked on you, trying to match his shirt with it. he would be spinning you around all day to some kind of music, loving the way the dress flows, how the fabric feels on his hands, and how cute you look in his arms, really making the moment feel like a real fairytale.
- mingyuâs brain works faster than light so it is really hard to understand what he says, since heâs always talking with such speed which would result in you having to stop him every 5 minutes to tell him to slow down and him being confused about why you cannot keep up with him, saying that he always talks like this. (mingyu babes that doesnât mean it was understandable before lmao)
- another thing connected to him speaking is his cute little lisp; you would always tease him for it (as you do for everything else) in a cute way and he would be such a drama queen saying that you were the meanest, when in reality you loved it so much you could burst from affection every time this man opened his mouth.
- he would insist on driving you everywhere; doesnât matter if you have your drivers licence or not mingyu would love you to be his passenger princess. he would put on sunglassses to seem cool while he is driving with one hand, his other on your thigh, looking at you from time to time while you stared at him shamelessly, drooling over how good he looked while driving.
- no matter how much of an organised person you are, you would probably have little arguments with him about you not washing the dishes right after cooking or leaving your books or other personal belongings scattered around the house. he just cannot help it, he is a clean freak.
- mingyu would try to be romantic by catching you off guard with a kiss, but would bump his forehead with yours and would have to tend to the ache in both of your temples after the incident, making him sulky and worried about you, and of course ashamed that he was clumsy yet again. (donât worry you would laugh it off, making it up to him by giving him many many kisses)
- people would always assume that he wore the pants in the relationship but in reality i think your roles would be very well balanced. he may be a gentle person but he wouldnât be afraid to speak up on your behalf if needed, always prioritising your protection.
- he would let you do his skincare to cheer you up when you had a bad day, since your stress relief comes from babying him (like fr who wouldnât want to baby this cutie?), so he would be patiently sitting while you applied every serum and sheet mask existing on the planet to his face.
- his hugs are one of the best things in the world, being engulfed by his large frame would always be so comforting, him letting you inhale the scent of his cologne for as long as you need.
- he is a gymrat as everyone knows, and he would insist on you going to the gym with him at least once. you donât have to worry if you are not a gym girly, because he wants you there to help him; he would ask you to sit on his back while doing pushups, or to get on top of some of the equipment, basically he would use you as human weights, kissing you every time he came up to where you were positioned, sheepishly smiling at you as you watched his big muscles work in awe.
- he would get so shy and giggly if you complimented him, like he has a big ego of course he knows he is handsome, but if the praise comes from you he would be melting and giggling like the babygirl he is.
- he loves to eat and loves meat; finding him grilling randomly in the backyard of the house at like midnight wouldnât be a surprising occurrence.
- mingyu would stuff you full of food every chance he gets, no questions asked. he eats very well as we know (as he should!) because well for those muscles and the amount of workouts he does he needs the energy to be fair; whenever he eats you need to have a bite with him too, even if you say you are dieting or arenât hungry he doesnât care; he just feeds you. you cannot escape especially if he is cooking for you.
- he loves to drink from time to time so on occasions when you would join him he would forget how big of a man he really is and would definitely try to lean on you for support as he would be so drunk, only to realise that he is basically crushing you to death lmao.
- he is a man with a childlike heart, so he would try to fit his tall ass figure into such small spaces, which would definitely result in needing your help to pull him out of like childrenâs playground swings and stuff, poor guy would be whining so loudly about his everything hurting the next day.
- lastly and most importantly; he loves you so much he would let you do (and get him do to) anything without hesitation, and whatever bad thing you did he would never get angry at you, you are just his baby and to him you cannot do any harm even if you told him you burned his house off.
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my fucking yaoi is out for delivery and im stuck at this baka school !!!!!!!!!!
#snap chats#this sounds like the title to a terrible manga but NOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT OF HEEERRRRE#just three more days then i get my old man yaoi........ god........#acnt wait to destro my kidney before tho đ„Ž#OH BUT i might stream later. idk if i have class but either way 7:30 is Weirdly a good time for people???? i think.#whih. You Are All Liars Stop Saying 3:30 Is Good LMAO BYE maybe#there's stuff i wanna doodle with you guys. after i do some coms first lol...#im almost done with one so yay but anyway. bye <3
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Leon gives beyond what's asked of him at both work and home, in excess. He's stressed, overworked; worrying you sick. So you teach him how to take. More or less.
mdni. f / m, SHAMELESS smut. light dom/sub w leon subbing, super light bondage. no huge warnings just your run of the mill, emotionally charged p in v + aftercare!!
word count: 1.2k // read on ao3
a/n: stuff i have fun writing gets zero engagement LMAO but i just wanted to make porn sound pretty :( sorry if it makes no sense i just ughghguh lord knows re4r leon's about to go through it even more than he already has. i need to treat him so right.
It doesnât take much to lure Atlas to your bed, or at least the form he takes on Earth while youâre still on it. Leonâs been weary with the weight of the sky for a while. Between his missions and taking care of nearly everything at home, it leaves a bad taste in your mouth; you worry the burden is compressing his spine. He never says no to you.
Leon, seriously! Youâre going to hurt yourself.
Donât get up, I can get it mysel- aaand youâre not listening.
Youâre so sweet, baby, but you didnât have to.
He wonât give you a break because he wonât give himself a break, and youâre sick of it. Fed up.
So hereâs what you do about it. You put on something sweet and lacy, distracting for all the right reasons because youâre Artemis, tying rope into a trap. And you crook a finger at Leon one night when heâs especially pent up.Â
Heâs as good as ever. Leonâs kisses come out all huffy and sharp and eager to please when he tries pulling you in, but you know heâs twisting the truth about what he wants.
âWanna try something,â you tell him.
Confusion crooks his brow.Â
âI need to know that you trust me.â
A rhetorical question, really. Heâs not particularly fond of traffic lights. Leon decides on sparkler as his white flag, and you let him slot his thigh between your legs one last time for luck before you take him under.
Leonâs a filthy liar. Donât blame him; his hands were tied.
Correction: his hands are tied. Onto the headboard. Heâs falling to pieces, whine as he might, begging to sink his fingers into the swell of your hips, anything to hold on while you give him a taste of his own medicine. All he knows how to do is give, give, give. Tonight, youâre teaching Leon how to take.
Your soft palm envelops his cock. His chest burns where your mouth hovers.Â
âBaby, please,â Leon lets out a shuddering breath when you squeeze up his length.Â
Youâve been at this for a while, dangling yourself just out of his reach. Heâd slipped off your body a baby blue lingerie set matching his eyes, a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down, right? You spin around the color wheel, blue to red, swirling your tongue over his flushed nipples. Leon has never not tasted sweet and this time is no exception.
âPlease, what?â
âDo something,â he begs. âCanâtâŠhold off. Donât wanna-â Leon interrupts himself with a gasp as you go hands-off at the mere suggestion. âSweetheart, please!â
"Do you still just want to make me feel good?â you ask.
He nods feverishly.Â
Wrong answer.Â
You buck on his lap just shy of where he aches most, and he keens beautifully. âWhat do you really want, Leon?âÂ
Leon fights the arch building in his back. âWant to f-f- fuck, that feelsâŠâ
âRight track, baby,â you coo.Â
You lean forward as a treat, let him kiss up your breasts how you know he likes. Gentle teeth bite your tender flesh; you hiss in pleasure. This exercise is as much a lesson in control for him as it is for you because youâre going a little hazy yourself. Try straddling the man who would gladly bring down the moon and stars if you so as much ask, and then denying him the single thing he wants most. You.
Youâd give up everything for him. Just as he would for you.Â
God, thatâs where he gets it from, isnât it? What is it about rules for thee but not for me?
Leon bucks when you loosen his metaphorical reins; smells petrichor that wasnât there before your head went all stormy. He gazes up at you with cobalt eyes, and suddenly decides that heâs done with his learning curve.
âI want you to fuck me,â he blurts.
You kiss him, soft and sweet. âYouâre gonna take what I give you?â
âEverything.â
âWhy, baby?âÂ
Hereâs the million dollar question, and Leon passes with flying colors. ââCause IâŠcause I want to feel good.â Â
âWhy should you? Hm?â You pray he doesnât let the initial sting of your words get to him when you slip the weeping head of his cock along your slit. The pleasure is quick, fleeting. Not enough. Leon does more than enough and you need him to understand. You have to untie his hands, and they spring free; come home to your hips. Old habits die hard. Leonâs dipping two fingers inside your sopping wet cunt already.
Rephrasing might help. âWhy should I make you cum?â you ask, swallowing hard to keep the shudder out of your voice when his knuckle digs into your clit. An opening.Â
His eyes pinpoint to pricks.
âBecause I fucking deserve it,â Leon growls. âSo give it to me.â
The student becomes the master not a moment too soon.Â
You urgently notch the head of his cock inside your starving cunt, nearly choking him at the snug fit. Heâll never get used to the feeling of you taking him in. Youâre always free to swallow him however you please, but the way your insides wrap around him is unmatched to any mortal feeling he can liken to. Your pussy is poetry in practice.
âTeasing me for damn near hours and wonât even let me touch you.â Leonâs nails bite half-moons onto your thighs as you mount him. âYou know what that does to me?â
âThatâs how I feel when you donât fucking take a break,â you bite back. âLeon, youâre gonna work yourself sick, youâre making me crazy!â
What if youâre going about this all wrong?Â
âF-Feelingâs mutual. Ugh!â Leon bites off a shout at the molten welcome of your walls all along his length as he sinks home. âSo good, so fucking good, baby. Needed to be in you so bad. Thought I was gonna die-Â oh,â he cuts off a moan when your hips roll hungrily over his, âjust like that. Just like that, baby.â
You syncopate your rocking with his heaving breath. Run your palms down the ridges of his hard-earned abs. This is a tandem ride to the tilt that threatens to push you over the edge and youâre fighting it because you still need to get your point across.Â
âI want you to - fuck! - take care of yourself,â you cry. âLet me do things for you. Like-âÂ
Electricity sings through your core through the traitorous press of a thumb weak to your tears.
â-this.â Leon finishes, smiling weakly.
âI loved it, I swear! Did you see me, like, at all?â Â
âThatâs not the pointâŠâ you muffle an embarrassed groan into Leonâs chest as he laughs to himself. Bastard. Youâre in his arms keeping his spent cock warm inside you, secretly burning with shame.Â
You wanted to do it right, fuck him within an inch of his life âcause itâs the first time heâs ever expressed wanting anything from you â and youâd gone and fucked it up. Heâd made you cum first and then finished. Chivalry could suck it.Â
âI get it.â Leon nods solemnly. âYou just got tired of the usual.â
Your heart stops.
âKidding, sweetheart.âÂ
Again, bastard.Â
âMessage received loud and clear,â he kisses the top of your head, and you finally settle down into the smiley afterglow that comes after sex with Leon. âIâll share the load with you,â he promises, kissing your cheeks, âtell you what I need, take it easier on myself.â
âAnd why should you?â you ask.
Familiar question, right? You hope it rings bells.
Leon grins. âCause I deserve it.â
It rings true.
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See one of my favorite things about fanon is that Dick is like a normal dude outside of nightwing like genuinely heâs normal person who isnât that extreme canonically. He loves his family but he needs space with them and doesnât want to be a carbon copy of his father.
He follows Bruce is moral compass while also being more lenient on some crimes. He canonically values life and protecting the sanctity over it than actually stopping crime and has a very strong moral compass that exceeds âwell itâs the lawâ. Dick canonically thinks that Corrupt police officials are worse than criminals and became a cop to weed them out the same way he did the mob. And has bad blood with the BPD despite working for them.
He has genuine reservations about trusting Jason for obvious reasons even if you donât like Dicks run as Batman where Jason was flat out the worst or like stealing the Nightwing suit in New York in brothers and blood. While still being able to work with and like him.
He is supportive of Tim while still being frustrated at taking on more work bc he knows Tim does too much and will need help.
He loves Damian but steps away from that relationship because unlike Bruce at his age heâs emotionally mature enough to realize he cannot be a parent for the kid. A role model sure! A big sibling, yeah. But not a parent.
He didnât want Steph as spoiler, Robin or batgirl bc she wasnât well trained but neither did literally anyone else. Once she and him started working together they had a decent relationship.
Dick and Cass have a strong relationship and he helped Babs with her when Bruce was being an asshole while still not stepping into a parent role bc heâs in his mid 20s and not going to do that actually.
And Dick believes Duke is going to become a big leader in the hero world and sees his potential despite not agreeing with the we are Robin thing.
And the fanon goes 1 of 3 ways
heâs fully uninvolved, doesnât like the bats, has cut them off after trying to send Tim to Arkham, and abusing/ mistreating or co-signing the mistreatment of Jason. All his relationships with everyone except Damian have been erased. He ruined Timâs trust, hated young!jason, has never spoken to Steph or duke and Cass doesnât like him because sheâs on babs side or in Hong Kong.
Or
Literally Bruce Wayneâs lapdog, says yes to everything with the worst case of battered womenâs syndrome youâve ever seen. Jason must stand up for him and protect him from the big bad bat/ the bats cut him off aswell after abandoning the bat movement (more rare but Iâve seen it). He doesnât have critical thinking and his morals are identical to Batmanâs and he refuses to question them. Will call the police on a homeless man stealing food bc itâs illegal. And has never tried to rehabilitate anyone including his friends, abandoned Roy and Kory bc of moral differences. Heâs still a cop and doesnât understand the nuance that Jason, Tim, Steph and Duke do.
Or
Dumb himbo, doesnât know nothing except smile and nod. Pretty face, no brain. Has had one thought and itâs the fact he misses his siblings and needs his cereal oh wait was that two thoughts? He forgot how to count lmao. Babs or Tim will roll their eyes and do stuff for him bc heâs so dumb and sweet like a puppy who has had a lobotomy. :( doesnât even have a college degree dumb silly teehee. Worst liar youâve ever met everyone can see right through him hehe. Heâs loves Bruce and calls him Dad 24/7 and uses nicknames for everyone.
And like itâs total flanderization
He has some of these traits sure, (more rigid moral compass, more willing to work with other heroes and delegate though this one literally only became a thing during Tom kings run and maybe a little bit after Donna died, in the current canon he went to Uni for business and dropped out, heâs not as good on the tech side as oracle)
But theyâre just so exaggerated and I firmly believe itâs bc the rest of the bats are so extra. Like Tim trying to clone his dead bestie 99 times.
Jason goodness gracious Iâve been bamboozled let me try and kill the penguin on live tv
Damian my mother literally tore my spine out
. Duke letâs start a cult thatâs something that isnât dumb and wonât get us murdered.
And Dick is just there like⊠yeah fuck okay.
Like heâs still unhinged even for a superhero but heâs just objectively more hinged than all of his siblings like youâre telling me if TIM got the talon ancestry storyline shit wouldnât have hit the fan??? The mother fucker who at age like 13 broke in Nightwing and starfireâs house, memorized all their schedules bc heâs the most insane stalker youâve ever met. Youâre lying and we both know it.
And everyone thinks their fave is the sane won and you are all just wrong I fear. I have already slandered Tim so Iâll do the rest for funsies
âOh babs is the only sane oneâ
Bby Barbara is such a stalker with a need for control someone stole her tech and turned Gotham into a police state. If she decided that she wanted to go dictator she has a WHOLE setup for it. Sheâs also unhinged
âJason just needs to get away from the bats then heâs the only sane one who the others go to for protectionâ
Yall Jasonâs 2 biggest teams were
An Amazon, and a kryptonian
An arrow and an alien (also some times an Amazon)
So the league big three knock off and a titans knock off
He has also slept with his dadâs ex and 2 of his brotherâs exes. Letâs not pretend that heâs being dragged back into the bat family, bro never left.
He wears a bat on his chest
He has a helmet with explosives in it⊠when he died in an explosion and fought with a crowbar when it was one of the major reasons he died. Letâs not talk about his whole thing with scarlet but the Morrison run had some weird characterization.
âDamian-â no actually you canât even start with Mr letâs go to Lazarus island. Let me adopt a giant bat monster bc my abusive childhood means I slaughtered his entire race. No actually I will not allow it. The fucker is unhinged and I love him.
âStephâ - you know what she is also my fave so everything she has ever done is justified and she has the best batgirl run and also her and Damian are hilarious. (Sheâs also the best female bat hands down I prefer her to both Cass and Babs for so many reasons I will not get into)
In summary this isnât actually a criticism I find it hilarious plz keep going my darling fanon fanfic writers
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Deserve Better
Prompt: After a shitty breakup, involving a douchebag of an ex, who makes you realize he never loved you to begin with. You went to your best friends for comfort, but instead of telling you âyou deserve betterâ, they show you the best you deserve.Â
Word count: 1786
Tags: FLUFF, a tablespoon of Angst, hurt and comfort, Gojo and Getou being sweetest boys, satosugu established, satorugu x reader not yet, mention of: manipulation and love bombing.
Rambling: This is an extremely self-indulgence fic, heavily inspired by my shitty ex lmao. I just wanna be sandwich between Gojo and Getou to comfort my angry heart :((. This is a mini series, I wanna able to make this series to be compose of a bunch of stand-alone fics that merge together. This is my first time writing after a long while soâŠÂ
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âHe was a pathetic liar!â you shout as soon as Suguru opens the door. Tears are streaming down your faces and you canât seem to make them stop. The sight of your face full of anger and sorrow quite nearly broke Suguruâs heart. Oh, how he wished he could erase your pain. Not make your pain go away, no, he wanted to erase it from your life completely.
Satoru walks toward the door after hearing the loud commotion, âwhat did he do this time?â he said knowing exactly who was responsible for your tears. With all honesty, Satoru is only asking for your sake, if he could have it his way, violence is always the answer.
Satoru and Suguru are used to this, itâs been 2 years of this clockwork. Ever Since you start dating your pathetic boyfriend, Anthon, it been a cycle of you venting to them about your relationship problem, them telling you to break up with the fucker, and you âwork it outâ with the douchebag, who can only tell lies and empty promises, the next day and all is good for about 1 month. Itâs the same cycle of them clearly seeing that you are being manipulated, yet unable to do anything. But then again, what can they do? Theyâre only your friends, nothing more even if they want to be more, and as friends, the only thing they can do is be there for you.
Anthon was your first love, your glasses were not tinted, it was dyed rose-pink. You loved him with everything you got, always there to support him mentally, emotionally, and even sometimes financially. In return, he would love-bomb you with constant, nonstop, overly cheesy affectionate words. He also made a lot of promises to you: of marriage, of spoiling you, of being a better man for you, of being faithful to you; all of which are empty and meaningless in hindsight. Theyâre so meaningless in fact that it led you to break-up with him 2 weeks ago.
You were tired of his empty words, so you laid down your boundary, you told him you would never want to marry someone who refuses to find a job to support themselves. His answer? âWhy canât you be nicer about these things? Your words cut deepâ. Anthon was a man of nothing, he had nothing but his words, and even then he couldn't even keep them. But you loved him, so you put it all aside, all his actions, all his shortcomings, his unwillingness to change for himself; you put it all aside and waited with baited breath, surely, surelyâŠ. Surely heâll do as he said. He never did.Â
âCome in first, the night is cold, I donât want you to get sickâ Suguru ushers you through the door and into their apartment. As Suguru guided you toward their living room, Satoru went into the kitchen to grab some tissues, water, and something for you to eat your feelings away.Â
As soon as your body touched the soft velvet material of their couch, you crumbled into Suguruâs arms. He pulls you in closer to his body as yours shakes and heaves, you two sit like that for what feels like an eternity as you let the tears that carry your pain and sorrows fall from your eyes. Your hands balls up Suguruâs shirt as you cry in his embrace, you try to control your sob but it only makes your body shakes harder, almost hyperventilating.
âShhhh, take your time, let it out. Iâm here⊠weâre here⊠weâre not goinâ anywhereâ
âHe said he loves me! He said he wanted to marry me! And not even 2 weeks after our breakup, heâs getting his dick wet and telling another girl he loves her!â you choked out in anguish, still in denial that any of this is real.
âHow did you find out about that?â Satoru asked, carrying a tray full of food; after hearing your sobs, he decided that a few snacks wasnât going to cut it.Â
âBecause the fucker doesnât even have the decency to keep it private, he been posting her all over his social media!â you swipe out your phone in frustration, pulling up Anthonâs account to show your two best friends the picture of your ex and the girl sitting on his lap, kissing.Â
They both make a face when you show them the picture, âgrossâ they said in unison as Satoru places the tray on the table and sits down on your other side.
âIâm just so angry, I canât believe I wasted 2 years loving someone who never was truthful to me! How can I be so stupid?â your tears are boiling hot, they feel like acid on your skin.
âHey, hey, look at me, youâre not stupid for simply loving someone.â Satoru cups your face with his hands, nudging you to face him, his thumbs gently wiping away your tears. You close your eyes and feel the warmth of his hands. Itâs comforting to be held so gently.
âThatâs right, donât shame yourself for being strong enough to love someone with all you got. Thatâs a strength, not a weakness.â Suguru agrees, pulling a couple of tissues from the box and handing it to you.Â
You take the tissues from him to wipe away the tears and blow your nose, it was getting a little hard to breathe from crying, âThank you⊠It just hurt realizing that even though I loved him, he never loved me; at least, I donât think someone who loves me would go out of their way to hurt me like this. Him posting her and rubbing it in my face not even 2 weeks later makes me feel like⊠I just wasn't worth lovingâŠâ
âYouâre right, someone that loves you wouldnât hurt you like he did. But that doesnât mean youâre unlovable. To us, youâre worth all the love this world has to offerâŠâ Suguru whispers, placing his hand on your shoulder, and he means it. God, does he mean it. Satoru can see it in his partnerâs eyes, the same feelings he has.
Satoru and Suguru have loved each other deeply since they were kids, but they always feel something is missing in their relationship. When you walt into their life when they were 15 through the door call âphysic group projectâ, they thought something was wrong with them. They still very clearly love each other, their love is still burning, but their hearts forget how to beat when you smile at them.
How can they not fall for you? Youâre kind, so kind you would push aside your shyness and discomfort to help those that need it. Youâre intelligent, you quite literally carried them through that physics group project. And dear god, the way you just fit perfectly into their dynamic makes them realize very quickly that they desperately want you to be a part of their life. So desperately, they couldnât bring themselves to tell you about their feelings in fear of scaring you away from them forever.
âTell you what? Letâs watch some true crime documentary that you like so much since youâre secretly a sociopath, maybe theyâll give you the inspiration of what to do for revenge?â Satoru said with a smirk.
âIf inspiration striked you, weâll be your executioners.â Suguru added, smiling in relief seeing that you're feeling better after letting it all out. You let out a small giggle and nod.Â
Satoru turns on the TV and searches for âUnsolvedâ while Suguru goes to grab the three of you a blanket. When Suguru comes back with the blanket, you get comfortable cuddling between the two of them on the couch. Between Satoruâs jokes about how if he was the detective case wouldnât have gone cold, and Suguruâs soft chuckles of âsure babeâ at his boyfriendâs comment,you start to feel a lot better.Â
You have always felt the most at home with them. It felt natural to be with them, Satoruâs humor brings laughter into your day, Suguruâs gentleness makes you feel safe. They ground you. Youâre starting to wonder why you were even with the dirtbag when you have best friends who show you how you should be treated. But before you can think more on that, drowsiness takes over you.
It didnât take long for you to fall asleep. With how hard you were crying and the emotional turmoil you experienced, it would be more surprising if you stayed awake. Satoru looks over to the sight of your sleeping face. He squeezed Suguruâs hand he been holding behind you on the headrest of the couch.
Suguru looks over at Satoru and notices where his gaze was directed at. âI donât want to see her like that again. She deserves all the sunshines life has got to offer, not heartbreakâ Satoru whispered softly.Â
âDo⊠you thinkâž»â Suguru started
âYeah.âÂ
Itâs a silent agreement between them. Theyâre done with watching you on the sideline. Theyâre done with seeing you in pain. They donât want to be afraid of losing you anymore if it means they have to leave your happiness in the hands of some other dudes thatâs not them. In the hands of someone that doesnât know how to cherish it like they do.Â
Suguru gives Satoruâs hand 3 long squeezes, I love you. A soft and silent affection flows between them. You always joke that theyâre each other's twin flames due to how they seem to be sharing the same soul; their ideology, way of thinking, even how they feel. Theyâre so similar despite different personalities itâs uncanny. But they think that if theyâre each otherâs twin flame, then you would be their soulmate.Â
They let go of each other's hands so Satoru can carry you into their guestâs room. Well, they call it that but the color and decorations they have in it are all catered to your liking, plus no one beside you ever stays the night anyway.Â
Suguru opens the door to the room for Satoru. They laid you down and tucked you in.Â
Suguru went into the bathroom to get a damp face towel. He softly wipes away your streaks of tears so you can sleep comfortably without feeling the stickiness from your tears.Â
They closed the door as quietly as possible so they donât wake you, not before glancing at you one last time.Â
Looking at each other, eyes full of love and determination, they silently vow to each other. Theyâre going to make you fall, sweep you right off your feet. Theyâll treat you like youâre their most prized treasure. Youâll fall for them so hard, youâll forget youâve ever loved anyone but them.
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A Not so Relaxing Break
Okay so I wanted to write for these two soooo bad. But I had to wait until I could actually see the movie lmao. Anyway the movie was incredible! Enjoyed every second. Seeing Logan officially return is just so amazing and Iâm so exited because I love his character so much. Also, Iâm thinking of maybe doing a part two for this fix because I really wanted to write lee!Wade but got tired lol. Anyway please enjoy this fic!
Warnings: Lots of cussing, and some crude jokes (this is a Deadpool fanfic)
Summery: Logan just cant seem to catch a break with Wade
Logan sighed as he rubbed his eyes a bit. The fire was heating him up nicely, but it made him a bit sleepy. Wade sat next to him him, mesmerized by the flames.
âYknow peanut⊠Iâm only saying this because Iâm getting a more intimate vibe right now, but I would love to fuck you right here right now if we had a softer surface.â
Logan just stared deadpannedly at the fire. He was slowly becoming more accustomed to Wades shenanigans and jokes.
âDoes everything with you have to be perverted?â He asked wearily.
Wade grinned. âYup. Itâs kind of important to my character.â
Logan was about to tell him how that wasnât something to be proud of, but thought better of It. He wasnât about to entertain his nonsense more.
Wade sighed. âMan I am bored. I feel like weâve been here for hours.â
Logan raised an eyebrow. âItâs only been ten minutes.â
Wade scoffed playfully. âAnd how would you know genius?â
Logan rolled his eyes. âItâs a rough estimate, dipshit.â
Wade scoffed again, this time in mock offense. âHow dare you! Iâll have you know that I am a proud dipshit! At least I donât have the fattest stick up my ass like a fucking human puppet. Iâm trying so hard to pull it out of you but goddamnit, youâre a fighter.â
Suddenly after that, there was a sudden noise. A small coughing, snorty type noise. Wade looked at Logan, a bit surprised. No fucking wayâŠ
âHold on⊠you almost laughed⊠you thought that was funnyâŠâ Wade said, slowly smiling under his mask. It was a statement of realization.
Logan quickly frowned, clearing his throat again and dragging his hand down his mouth, and shrugged. âUh. No⊠no I didnât...â
Wade wasnât about to let this go. âNo⊠no no no⊠you think Iâm funny⊠you laughed⊠you liked that jokeâŠâ his grin only widened under his mask.
âLook, I didnât laugh. I⊠had an itch in my throatâŠâ
âOh you fucking liar!â Wade said with a chuckle. His finger poking out towards Logan.
Logan stiffened up and pushed at his hand.
âStop itâŠâ Logan growled tensely.
âI donât believe it! My favorite little power bottom is finally gaining a sense of humor! Good for you!â
Logan rolled his eyes. âShut up already.â
Wade only took that as an invitation to keep going.
âCome on⊠just admit Iâm funnyâŠâ he said, trying to poke at his side. Logan tensed up more and growled slightly, trying to swat Wades hand away.
âN-never⊠in a m-million⊠yearsâŠâ he managed out through clenched teeth, trying to push at Wades hands.
âWhatâs thisâŠ? Am I making you⊠tense~?â The merc with a mouth grinned. He poked more as Logan tried to push him off.
Suddenly he jabbed his lower ribs, and the Wolverine let out a yelp.
Wade grinned more. âI donât believe it. The Wolverine is not only gaining a sense of humor, but heâs ticklish too? Incredible.â
âStay the fuck away from me you pervert.âLogan glared.
Suddenly Wade had tackled him to the ground of the forest. Making sure it was sudden enough that Logan wouldnât have the time to react. He immediately attacked the manâs sides.
Logan sucked in a sharp inhale, trying to hold in laughter.
âCome on Wolvie-Wolvie~ Even depressing and tragic grumps like you are allowed to laugh~â Wade grinned as he scratched his fingers up his yellow suited friends ribs.
Logan could only squirm and push against him, but it was no use.
âD-Damn⊠y-you⊠AH! Fuhuhuhuck!!!â Logan cried out with new released laughter when Wade found his stomach, digging in gently.
Wade tisked and mockingly shook his head. âLanguage you bad wolf cub. Does daddy wolf need to punish you?"
"F-Fuhuhuck y-yohohohhuuu!!!" Logan protested in his laughter, squirming and kicking under him.
Wade laughed and continued his relentless attack. âOh this is just amazing!â
Logan finally managed to lift his hands and unleashed his adamantium claws, swinging them towards Wade.
âOopsâŠ! Play nice nowâŠâ Wade grinned more and grabbed his wrists. He crossed them as if they were square hand bag handles above his head. Logan almost broke free from the grip, but the poor mutant weakened when Wade began to use his free hand, and gently scratch at his now vulnerable ribs.
Logan arched his back slightly. He tried to hold it in, but failed as low and wheezy laughter escaped.
âOhohoho shihihihihittt ahahahaha Whahahahade yohohohohu ahahahasshohohole!!!â Logan cried out, trying to sound angry. However itâs hard for one to sound angry when helplessly laughing against their will.
Wade just grinned at the sight. âThis is amazing. To think that the cool tough and strong Wolverine could be weakened by just a few fingers? Never would I have believed it.â
He went down to his lower ribs next, this time going just behind his side, right at the back corner of his lowest rib, and Logan let out a loud strained noise, which sounded awfully like a half restrained squeal.
âHoly fuck it just gets better. Did you just squeal? Is this your weak spot Wolvie?â Wade grinned, cooing at the poor adamantium built man as he gently dug more into the spot.
âY-YOHOhOhuhuh FUHUhUhcKIHIhING DIhIHIHCK STOHOHOHPP!!!â
He arched his back a bit as Wade poked around the spot.
At this point Loganâs face was bright red. His eyes watering a bit from the laughter. When Wade started deeply massaging into the spot he let out a peal of cackles, tea kettle wheezing.
Wade realized maybe this was a bit too much. Maybe he deserved a break.
He slowly stopped, getting off of him as the yellow suited mans laughter died down a bit. Logan lay there, panting heavily and trying to catch his breath.
Wade grinned at the mess he made of him. âSorry. I can be a little rough. Want some after ca- GYAH!â Wade cried out as Logan pounced and pinned him firmly down, growling a bit at him.
Wade looked at him nervously. âC-can⊠we talk about this? I mean⊠you⊠you wouldnât resort to something so childish rightâŠ?â
Silence. ThenâŠ
âScrew you, dipshit.â
And before he knew it, Wade was thrown into hysterical laughter and squirming wildly as the Wolverine started clawing at any spot he can reach.
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