#and toxic ships are a big no no
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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Old friend (derogatory (with sexual intent))
#metal gear solid#mgs#bbkaz#foxhound bbkaz#kazuhira miller#big boss#old man yaoi#i know foxhound bbkaz exists thanks to fanon inference but it's still an insanely good iteration of the ship#the post divorce toxicity of it all
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I need some radiobelle art from you 🥺😭
Here, it's on the house ☆
#ask#answered#art request#hazbin hotel#charlastor#radiobelle#I'm really proud of this one ngl#I don't ship Alastor romantically with anyone but their toxic mentorship dynamic has a grip on me#I'm a sucker for the “big bad villain gets accidently attached to the sunshine character” trope#“I can fix him” vs “I can make her worse” who will win
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i think we as a fandom can have a little toxic alastor ships as a treat. him being aromantic and only dating purely to manipulate or abuse. just as a little treat i think
#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#aromantic alastor#alastor ships#radioapple#radiostatic#toxic yaoi#radiobelle#toxic ships#i mean preferably a BIG treat but whatever
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Billford is that one ship you ship for shits and giggles but if you actually saw them get together in cannon you'd be absolutely devastated because wtf???
#post betrayal billford is a BIG no no#i like saying “yeah you go bill fuck that old man” or joke about ford being a monsterfucker#but the ship is sooooo toxic and problematic#the only reason i ship them is because of all the jokes i just mentioned and because they're so tragic and toxic#but if a friend or family ever dated someone like bill i'd tell them to RUN. RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS#and if we ever get a gf spin-off series or another book and SOMEHOW ford and bill get together i'm gonna throw hands#unless bill actually redeems himself#then ok ig#but like come on#it's BILL#it's very unlikely he'll ever be redeemed#but even if he does. if i was in ford's place i doubt i would ever forgive bill after giving me DECADES of trauma and ruining my life#let alone get with him#nuh uh#nuh uh no sir#no way#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#grunkle ford#bill cipher#toxic billford#yaoi#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi
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#someone posted about tumblr ppl wholeheartedly believing in this ship and I am one of them#hamlet#hamratio#tragic danish boyfriends#horatio#hamlet memes#it would have been a kinda toxic relationship sure but like they need eachother at this point#horatio like dropped everything to see this guy and hamlet makes a point to emphasise horatio isn't one to skip classes#hamlet trusts horatio alone like he has no other confidant this is some one he Trusts. which is a Big Thing for Hamlet who feels#so violently betrayed by everyone else in his life (except perhaps Old Hamlet and whether this is justified or not is another story)#how could i forgrt horatio TRIED TO DRINK POISON INSTEAD OF LIVE WITHOUT HAMLET#uhhhh ROMEO AND JULIET MOMENT?? WRITTEN BY THE SAME PERSON??? SHAKESPEARE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE
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Me: Ugh Bakugo x Deku? Didn't Bakugo tell Deku to kill himself? Doesn't Bakugo bully Deku all the damn time and we can see how it effects Deku? I don't care if he changed as a person, I still don't like it!(I respect those who ship it tho)
Also me: hehe Ribbun...
#insert that one spongebob meme where hes about to get squished “WAIT A MINITE I CAN EXPLAIN”#i think its mostly due to fandom perception of these ships for me ngl. the mha fansom at least in 2020 was very “deku is an uwu cinnamonrol#>//<!! he needs his big bad bf bakugo to protect him uwu“#and i see a lot of ribbun enjoyers on here just draw them much more normally and..not like that..also ppl either think jax would legimately#change or they dont romanticize the toxic realtionship#probably a hypocrite but eh#to me theyre different vibes#idk#mha#this is just my opinion#bakudeku is not anything to burn at the stake for lol its just not personally 4 me#ribbun#tadc#lucyshipz
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hater has disturbing reoccurring dreams about wander crawling inside his ribcage that always have him waking up in a cold sweat [they just feel too real and hater can’t place why]. wander has reoccurring dreams of hater ceremoniously destroying him with the Disaster Blaster and it’s the one dream he doesn’t eagerly blab to sylvia about because he doesn’t know how to tell her that it never feels like a nightmare. soooo is anyone else sick in the head or is it just me
#wander over yonder#woy#im having a lot of thoughts about their dynamic#it’s weird bc. i don’t necessarily see them as making for a good ship [RAISES HANDS DEFENSIVELY] and let me explain!#i haven’t quite finished the show yet but like. while they definitely have the potential for yaoi. i cannot imagine what it would look like#for hater to actually… reform and reach a healthy balance in his life. it would be AWESOME to see#but i just… he has so far to go and it feels like while wander could be the catalyst for change within hater. he couldn’t feasibly Fix him#does that make any sense??#either way i Do enjoy the ship! i just feel like it’s very important to point out that there is no canon scenario where it’s not toxic#at least not within the immediate future. yafeel#anyhoooooo#gear diary#wander#lord hater#ALSO to elaborate on my actual post: it’s worth mentioning that hater was unconscious for the rib cage thing#and i think by the time he finally perked up. it’s safe to say that he never fully processed what wander had done#at least from what i remember#as for wander. obviously he doesn’t Want to die. but The Big Day was hugely important to him#as his singular mutually happy memory between him and hater. and by the end of it all#he was fully prepared to just…. let hater fire. if he thought it could make hater happy.#do y’all ever think about that because i do 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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the fact that harry and b’elanna get reduced to “nice” and “angry” respectively in like 90% of voyager fanfic is like… how are so many people managing to outracist the VOYAGER writers
#b7 and tomharry stuff is usually okay on that front but like#either one of the big ships is a toxic wasteland#jc and j7 fans locked in eternal battle of who can be more racist#star trek#voyager
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got blocked by someone for saying that while yes, daemon does LOVE rhaenyra, it is a selfish and self-absorbed/narcissistic love. hotd fans try to fucking see that all of your favs are terrible people and its okay to acknowledge that while still liking them challenge failure no. 1,000,000
#btw i say this as someone who DOES like daemyra#but i can also see that daemon is a big piece of shit#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targeryan#daemyra#house of the dragon#hotd#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#anti daemyra#?#i guess its not really#you can like toxic ships its okay#mine
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My brain just hit an old hyperfixation (is this what it's called? I hope I used the word right) and oh dear am I losing my mind now. I need to write a story I think. About this one old guy. He's unhinged. There's so much information about him and yet not enough. I want to explore his character so much. He's definitely a criminal - at least he was one - and I'm 95% sure he can do actual real magic, and he's a musician and an artist and an actor and a magician and a philosopher and a traveler and a conman and so much more and also I think he's some kind of immortal. Maybe he just has a VERY long life. It's strongly implied he was a pirate at some point of his life. He started a cult by accident several times. My conspiracy theories about him include him being a secret god.
He's also a freaking round blue raven. Someone save me from my mind.
#seriously why is he so cool#he's like. a ball.#he's ROUND#if no one stops me I'm gonna make an au and introduce all my mutuals to a russian cartoon that lives in my head rent-free#it has an obviously mysterious old man and an old woman who seems to be very normal but actually has some weird past as well#and they're in love you can fight me on this THEY. ARE. IN LOVE.#there's a disastrous scientist who keeps forgetting to sleep and is kinda cute in a nerdy way#there's a mechanic guy who lives a bit away from everyone surrounded by tech and he's actually unhinged#he's a single father btw. he made a robot baby because he was lonely. it's very important for his character.#I WILL ship the scientist and the mechanic because no one can stop me <3#there's a local farmer who was a famous disco dancer an archeologist and a VERY famous actor in the past. he doesn't care about it anymore.#he was like. Captain America actor kind of famous. or Superman.#and then he just committed a bunch of crimes for his new friends and left to live in a village far away from big cities#all those people with very suspicious past raise a bunch of children together#absolutely inseparable adhd and autism best friends boys who I think are capable of destroying the world#and toxic teenagers couple:#a girl who honestly needs to figure herself out first before dating anyone and a poet boy who is SO deeply in love with her it's not okay#the farmer dude also has a rebellious teenager niece who visits him sometimes#and the mechanic's kid is usually in space but sometimes returns and I am not ashamed to admit that I cried during some of those episodes#I am going to think about them. they are so important to me.#I am going insane.#also yes they are all round animals. if you're wondering.#someone just tranquillise me already or something. it's 5 a.m. and I am losing my sanity
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It was crazy watching bkdk go from the most hated ship to the most popular ship in the fandom
#idk something i was thinking about#i also used to not like it if i'm being completely honest#i used to be a big td dk shipper#i still like them too!! i just like bkdk more nowadays#i remember when you could say “i like bakudeku” and everyone would move 10 feet away from you and act like you're a witch#i was in an amino group chat (LMAO) and tentatively said “i like bakudeku” and someone was like “bakudeku is so toxic why” and i was like#“oh fuck i don't wanna disrupt the harmony of the group chat” so then i backtracked and i was like “haha yeah i only like them in AUs”#to that person i like them canon compliant the most and always have i lied sorry#bkdk#bakudeku#katsudeku#side note the big reason i stopped being so into td dk is bc at the point where i JUST started liking bkdk i didn't like how a bunch of#td dk shippers would treat katsuki like he was izuku's toxic ex or something or they would use td dk to shit on bkdk#idk how that is nowadays but i used to see it in fic and it kinda just pissed me off too much so i had to step away 😭#i am a multishipper for life tho i'll go back to them someday. also tdbkdk is really good too.#i spaced out td dk so it doesn't show in their tags i hope it works 😭 if it doesn't i love them please believe me#I DO REMEMBER THIS ONE REALLY GOOD VILLAIN DEKU FIC I WAS READING BEFORE STEPPING AWAY FROM THE SHIP#i think it was unfinished i can't remember the name :(
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mouthwashing fandom is really out here going on about toxic yaoi when the story doesn't even NEED shipping-- it's actively hurt by the presence of it, in fact-- and they're also just... shoving Anya to the side. god fucking help me fandom culture is so so so stupid. media exists beyond who kisses who. media exists beyond shipping. take off your stupid fucking internet poisoned shipping goggles for ten seconds and take a story for a story instead of trying to find something sexy about it. especially a story like this one.
#mouthwashing#im so mad that this game got fucking popular man#nobody bothers to consider it beyond OOH BIG EVIL VILLAIN#BIG TWIST#TOXIC YAOI#like....#anya's story is very real feeling#at least to me-- i clicked on to it immediately#and its so fucking vile imo to have a game that explicitly has rape like this as a plot point#to have played that game#to have seen it#and then to go 'oh but my SHIPS'#you've not only missed the point#you never bothered to find it in the first place
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Birds of Prey #14 by Kelly Thompson with art by Sami Basri
May I offer you a toxic yuri threesome in these trying times?
#birds of prey#kelly thompson#sami basri#big barda#barda free#onyx adams#grace choi#dc#dc comics#comics art#comic panels#toxic yuri#lesbian#wlw#poly ship
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interrupting my fallout flow to say – i've fallen headfirst into hotd.
i fear i am plotting a hades and persephone au fic for daemon and rhaenyra...
#fallout followers PLEASE do not look at me like that#this ship is NOT good it is 1000% a toxic marriage and yknow..the i word#im just a big simp for matt smith and emma d'arcy#save me emma d'arcy save me#daemyra#daemon x rhaenyra#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd fic
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"Where did alenoah even come from"
"Alenoahs so toxic"
Both of these can be said about *nearly* any non cannon ship I'm sick of these just being used on alenoah
"they barely interacted"
Ok and?
People will do anything just to hate on alenoah
(in my experience)
preach!! ofc disliking alenoah is fine but going out of your way to hate is funny to me
in my opinion, ships that don't interact much in canon are AWESOME!! if they have enough dynamic, i could start with that and just run wild and do whatever with them,,
#I think it is the big appeal to alenoah is that (to me anyways)#also cuz we need more noah ships obvy#and toxic people exist in every space and we can't really do much about them.#sorry its been a while since i write down something here#rambles#ask
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