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the sex lives of college girls was such a good watch. i’m upset at the s2 finale tho!!!
#like it���s really corny#dngmw#and totally unrealistic#obvs bc mindy kaling wrote it#jumpscare#but i ate it upppp#all the guys are so hot#i want jackson BADLY#and the nerds on the show r so hot#y’all know me
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if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#the case of the creeping forest#charles was insane for this one i dont know how edwin didnt combust on the spot#the most unrealistic thing about edwin payne is NOT that he's a ghost who does magic & pulls everyone in town except his own life partner#it's that he ever appears onscreen again after episode 6#total annihilation via mushroom was right there in front of him#and instead of offing himself he had the balls to look his crush in the eye again after THAT?#like i get the show has been very clear about the fact that the guy is especially resilient and such#it's a well-established and oft-returned-to plot point and all#but come ON#could never be me#HOW is his first line after getting out of that both sensible and slightly snide that boy does not deserve to be cool & collected already#im still not and it's been weeks since i saw it and it didnt even happen to me
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I would like to hear about Prova 👉👈🥺
okay here she is. Prova is a very old prequels era OC of mine. she lives on coruscant and owns a tea shop that is also her flat
she is around 50yo during clone wars. wanted to get a medical degree, ended up running a tea shop. she is generally not very good at advertising or customer service so the shop is empty half the time. no one in the neighborhood knows how she hasn't gone bankrupt yet. a lesbian, terribly single but will get her old woman yuri storyline down the line. designated hater. hates the republic > republic turns into empire > hates the empire > chases stormtroopers out of her shop with a broom
#she is cringe she is fail and i love her terribly for that#she's got approximately 58 unrealistic sounding but totally real stories to tell you#deckdraws#twilek oc#star wars
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Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".
It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.
It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))
Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"
He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.
#gary roach sanderson#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#is this totally unrealistic?#yes#do i care?#no#price does definitely keep telling him to stop#and roach definitely keeps posting#they are that one tiktok of that soldier dressed in a womans dress (Gaz) and their sergeant appeared behind him (ghost)#like thats them#is this too political for the king and trisha payras rn?#idk im irish#im like bred to hate the monarchy or some shit#shit talker talks#roach tok
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for anyone wondering, what about Han Sungsoo? 🤔 it seems that he hasn't been the CEO of Pledis since early 2022, the role until now was filled by Lee Dahye, a former VP for Bighit. HSS has still remained in the company but was demoted to an internal director
if you're wondering how you missed this, don't worry, there was never an official announcement! 🙃 carats had to find this out more than a year after the fact by doing some digging
but now Lee Dahye is being replaced by Kim Yeon Soo, who's the original VP of Pledis before they were acquired. He's the one that appeared on SVT Club, and he has historically had a good relationship with Seventeen. the way I always thought of it is Nu'est was HSS's project group, where Kim Yeon Soo oversaw the creation of svt. after the acquisition, he was put in charge of Hybe Labels Japan. it seems now he will remain in that position while also taking over as Pledis CEO
personally, I don't know what to think of this yet. on one hand carats have always had a positive view of Kim Yeon Soo, and he's always seemed to have a close relationship with svt. and I would say I'd rather have him in charge than a hybe plant
but the timing of it is very convenient. this is pure speculation on my part but with Seungkwan's Instagram post recently and all the stuff going on with hybe, it wouldn't surprise me if hybe was bringing in Kim Yeon Soo to try and appease the members (and possibly other Pledis employees). it definitely feels like they're trying to appease /somebody/ with this move, and I can't see it being the fans since most carats didn't know about Lee Dahye being the CEO in the first place. so I can only assume it's people within Pledis they're trying to appease 🤷♀️
#i didnt post about lee dahye directly when i found out bc i still wasnt totally sure if it was true#even though the evidence seemed to be pointing that way#although im pretty sure i remember posting a vague rant about hybe when i found out lmao#its interesting bc even after the acquisition even though i hated hybe#i felt it was still better for the members to re-sign and stay in pledis#bc where else would they go that would still have the resources to support them? especially when they seemed to be doing okay under hybe#even if i didnt like the company#but now i really do hope they leave#idk where they go or if it means they cant promote for a while or if it means they cant use the svt trademark and branding anymore#but all my worst fears about hybe have been proven true and i wouldn't be upset at all if they just left#which is not something i ever thought id say#like my ideal is that pledis could break from hybe all together but i know thats unrealistic#and its so frustrating bc i know its just a company but pledis has had such a rich and unique history of not only artists#but creative directors producers and other employees#but its been changed almost to the point of unrecognizability now#even nana who was with the company for 15 years left which says a lot#even the people who were loyal to pledis despite everything have started to leave#what does that say??#anyway im home sick today so i had time to rant#might turn rb's off later but ill try leaving them on#melia.txt
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me: dammit stolas you can't just walk away from someone who's struggling to connect with you, even if they're doing so through the poorly processed means of yelling insults, you've gotta give them time to work through it and not need to control everything
also me: [is aware that i also need to engineer situations to go perfectly and if someone started yelling at me i too would immediately get triggered and leave the situation and cry and if i had portal-making powers would yeet them to another continent, never mind just outside the door]
#smthinsmthin recognising the self is uncomfortable sometimes#but yeah blitzo is my precious princess -- i would not get on with him irl if he did that sort of thing to me#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzø#stolas#there's an almost dispassionate way i analyse blitzo as fictional character that's like. safe ways to engage with people#who have poor methods of connecting and communicating due to their own Stuff#+ blitzo's trauma is almost unrealistically massive in scope -- that is it totally works in-story but its details are less relatable to me#and so i can sift through his Stuff without it punching me in the throat emotionally -- it's like. safe distance#(also tbh blitzo's main issues are his romantic relationships -- at first his professional ones aren't That Great#but loona and millie and fizz both pre-fire and post-reuniting are quite chill -- and he gets better with moxxie)#stolas is -- barring the being a powerful mystical being + royalty -- unnervingly too close for me to look at directly
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can you draw noah crushing cody with his bare hands please
day 46: cute aggression
#noco#total drama#td noco#ermmmm actually this is unrealistic cuz noah doesnt have a comically large and and hes FAAAAR AWAY from being THAT strong so🤓☝️#he was originally bleeding here but i thought that was too far. mb#HAND* FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK#i dont want to edit the tag again.
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we've had fireworks every single night this week. then it'll be halloween and then bonfire night. :/
#when are they going to finally ban them for personal use#:(#thankfully my dog is on holiday#my grandma's old dog was here on new year's eve one year and she got so scared by the fireworks she was never right after that#i still think that's what caused her to deteriorate so quickly :(#plus theyre setting them off in the field and of course leaving all the litter 👍#have i mentioned i love where i live 🥰#lol the other night i woke up to someone screaming 'he's got a knife he's got a knife' and blue flashing lights#i did dream that i got stabbed when i went back to sleep that night 😭 but honestly it wasn't a nightmare it was kind of chill#and sort of cool to see how it would feel#even though dream logic means it's totally unrealistic#anyway#that wasn't the point#my point is GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEE#and ban fireworks ‼️
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I love being queer because it gives me the most useless ability with my gaydar like
Fictional video game character, not queer on first glance: You don't get it; I'm a freak!
Me: I know what you are
#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbt meme#i was playing a new game i have never heard much of ANYTHING about#and i was talking with this guy who wasn't being overtly coded to be queer. like i bet the devs thought they were being SO slick though#i honestly love the tendency these creators have by trying their BEST to make their queer characters like...#... unrecognizably queer. but that's because i think it's funny that i still Know#i'm not such a fan about the fact that so *many* of the reveals only happen because of internalized queerphobia though#like i totally get it on an emotional level! i often HEAVILY empathize with it and I don't think it's like... unrealistic#but it's also not a crutch
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the thought of an unhinged feral satoru where sukuna has to be the one to placate him, and he's so calm and collected as he takes his wide-eyed boy into his arms and runs hands along him and whispers soft words into his thrumming skin until satoru gradually melts into him
#unrealistic bc sukuna would never ever ask gojo to calm down he likes feral unhinged satoru more than anything he is his no.1 enabler#but for the sake of the scenario#likeeeeee it's just soooooo hot.#a completely gone satoru who's bouncing with barely contained energy. hairs on edge. eyes totally wide. grin splitting his face.#and then a collected smiling sukuna who takes a hand to him and tells him to stand down. and for a moment satoru's oppressive gaze falls on#sukuna and he's looking at sukuna brain buzzing while sukuna's looking at him with such fondness and disappointment that he has to relax hi#he takes a hand to satoru's face and coos at him and whispers soft words. (maybe gives him a little kiss too)#it takes a while but satoru does eventually relax under his hand#but only with the promise of another battle <3#jjk#sukugo#f.txt#one would think sukuna to be the wild dog but it's actually satoru#how to calm down ur fightsexual boyfriend: tell him u'll let him fight u if he behaves right now
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Is there a place or specific post where I can start learning sannena'iši?
Unfortunately the only place is in all of my documentation. I've never intended it to be learned, at least not until it is finished to my standards, which considering how I think about it and work on it will be never. In my fantasy where I am motivated and hard working I would write a fantasy novel set in the world of the people, and I've always conceived of it as told from an explorer from another continent's perspective, so the reader learns of the world along side the narrator. And they would learn the language beside them too. So, the ideal would be a book that slowly replaces words as you learn them until at the end the narrator's journal is entirely in the new language by the end.
#conlang#constructed language#totally unrealistic I know#I do appreciate the interest but I dont want to teach#by which I guess I mean I down want to make a bunch of posts about how the language works particularly#that's just lots of work#and considering how difficult and long I took to do that last translation I cannot imagine other people learning too#if you mean the script it is very simple really
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fun youngblood chronicle idea: patrick dies of his injuries in the phoenix music video and the only thing keeping him alive is the drugs from young volcanos/demon possessing him
#that man realistically should have been dead in the phoenix its a MIRACLE he managed to live#but ive just been toying around with the idea that he is the first one to die#turns out im living in a horror film where im both the killer and the final girl type of shit#like. theres some element of magic to the youngblood chronicles so its not totally unrealistic in that universe#to say the drugs from young volcanos keep his body alive until he gets possessed#of course patrick doesnt KNOW hes dead obviously#he doesnt learn that until pete stabs him a bunch of times in the desert and demon possession can Only Do So Much to keep a guy alive#and hes in heaven and elton is like oh yeah youve been dead this whole time btw#and like instead of gettinh flashbacks to the young volcanos party he gets these little white flashes of heaven#until wdtpg and he hallucinates that hes in hell#<- because his soul is already trying to get to heaven but since hes. possessed. and yknow murders people. he cant get there#until he finally dies for real and he is tested#fall out boy#fob#patrick stump#youngblood chronicles#the youngblood chronicles
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well fam, things aren't looking all that good right now, but remember that Chimney had a rebar go through his brain and he was back at work in like 3 weeks so...
#this show is very unrealistic when it comes to stuff like this so it's still very much for drama#i am totally expecting a stroke-like recovery arc for next season tbh#where bobby learns to walk and write and speak again#bobby nash#911#911 abc#ramblings
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i don't like to picture them seeing the whole movie because i think that would basically be psychological torture for mickey, but i do like to think about gallavich and co watching just the sex scene from brokeback mountain, specifically because i like to imagine mickey's reaction to somebody getting a whole cock shoved up their ass with one (1) little spit, no prep, no condom, no nothing. he likes it fast and rough for sure, and he's a little bit of a masochist, but still i think he'd
#jack facts#shameless#mickey milkovich#gallavich#sort of#hc#flashing#i'm not saying the scene is totally unrealistic btw i know ppl do that irl but at the same time.... damn!#couldn't at least spit on him twice? damn!!#lime
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Talking about an au
This is one that has been on my mind since 419 and tbh I thought for sure it could happen
Remember when Tomura shed his skin during the Floating UA battle? Well I wondered if a similar thing would happen again in Mount Fuji
Picture it. In the void, AFO eats Tomura. He's dying as he's told everything about AFO's involvement in his life. AFO takes over his body, hand formed over mouth and all. It looks pretty bad. All the stuff happens with Izuku getting his arms back, the heroes coming to his aid etc. Izuku punches AFO (end of 422, beginning of 423). Here's where it diverges from canon:
Izuku punches AFO and he starts crumbling slowly, from his gut (where the impact was) to the rest of him. Except before it even reaches his chest, his face starts to crack open. Visually we can see this crack isn't the same as the crumbling of his body. It's one we've seen before, across his face in the middle of a battle. A parallel back to this
Except within the crack is Tomura's face. Tomura inside Tomura's body. Tomuraception
What happened? Well, the power of Izuku's will to stop AFO (the punch) allowed the vestiges that got thrown into the body to reawaken and bring Tomura's soul back. At the same time, minutes before, Tomura, slowly dying in the void, began to think. About everything AFO told him, how he was doomed before he was even born. How much that angered him, the rage coursing through his soul. He already had a strong will before, but now he really can't accept what has happened and he can't accept AFO getting away with it. Even if AFO's fate is to die, he'd rather be the one on the other end of it, alive and watching him. Better yet, being the hand that ultimately brings about his end
As a visual representation, it's like Tomura reaches out, desperate to climb out of the abyss he is slowly dying in, and he is met with several hands reaching back, taking his hand and pulling him out and back to the world. The vestiges, who have been reawakened by Izuku
Before, Tomura has not been able to die or stay dead. So why should this not be the same? With the power of rage, spite, his hero and some ghostly relatives, he lives on. He twists his own fate by accepting the hands that reach out and climbing out of the hole AFO threw him in
AFO's Tomura face cracks open. Tomura forces AFO's vessel apart from the head, almost like a butterfly climbing out of its cocoon, almost like he is actively prying his own cage open and escaping for good
AFO had been crumbling and was ripped open, but in a desperate attempt to stay together and stay alive (also fueled by anger at being pushed to the edge like this + Tomura somehow coming back from the dead), he uses his quirks (mostly drills) to keep his body intact for now (this is already shown in 423)
Also, I guess it depends on what you would like to believe, but the way I see it, Tomura could come back either with just his decay OR with the vestiges choosing another vessel for what little power they can give left and so backing Tomura up with the last of OFA. Aka 10th user Tomura. It's not as powerful as it was with Izuku but it still adds a lot, just enough to pack a real punch. Personally I think if we're already throwing away "what is realistic" then I might as well go big or go home and go with 10th user Tomura my beloved
It's from this point that he and Izuku begin to work together to kill the old body. As you can imagine, it's probably not an immediate bonding of friendship or whatever, but it's more or less teamwork formed with the general statement of "we still have things to work out, hero, but I don't care about that right now. I hate him more than anyone else on this damn mountain and I can't stand the thought of letting anyone else kill him but me" etc but then progresses as they fight
#you may be thinking#'tomura literally jumping out of his own body? lol that makes no sense'#well it didn't make sense realistically when tomura turned INSIDE OUT and wore his OWN SKIN around his waist like a skirt either#so#its MY au and I get to choose the unrealistic ways my fav could come back!!#im not really thinking hard about this except for 'this would be cool if it became a parallel' and also 'tomura deserved to kill afo'#also i like the idea of the vestiges being all for tomura's destructive ways just this one time#izuku reaching a hand out to him: please tenko this doesn't have to be you 😔#the vestiges reaching a hand out to him: please tenko this can totally be you. kill him#the vestiges + tomura: i support all for one's rights. all for one's rights to shut the fuck up!!#i mean that basically happened in canon anyway#they said 'okay you're dying already but we'll bring you back to help kill afo. as a treat'#this way he doesn't have to die#there's probably more details to this but this is like the bare bones of it#bnha#bnha manga spoilers#shigaraki and midoriya#mettys posts#metty posts#bnha au#bnha spoilers
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i think i'd make friends way easier, if everyone just skipped straight into wanting the hd ultra deluxe chilled out version of me you can only get when i'm interacted with in my own space or on my own terms.
#like putting me in school and expecting me socialise and not look like a total freak is just unrealistic#when all i can think about is the different textures of my clothes and all the noises and lights and words and colours around me#gothihop speaks
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