#roach tok

[shit-talker]

Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;

"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"

Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.

"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"

Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10

"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"

Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.

"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"

Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.

"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."

Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.

"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."

Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.

[enarien]

1 day in the CoD fandom: Ghost is so hot!!!

1 week in the CoD fandom: ok but look at all the other hotties !♥!!

1 month in the CoD fandom, deranged and sleep deprived, the shadow figures are real: couple of faves isn't enough. i need a whole ass harem

[fashionkilladaya]

Law on the meaning behind Zendaya’s 2019 Met Gala look ✨

[wjehfshs]

Reader who is very sweet and kind, his vibe is " :D ", he is so happy that everyone likes him even valeria, secretly gets special treatment from everyone but doesnt realize it. Also goes along with anything, you just casual lift him up and take him away when he was having a conversation? Ok! Plans change at the last second? Sure, doesnt bother him. Bakes and crochets during his free time and gives the things he created to the people in base. Loved by everyone, everyone also loves him. (Baby of the group, and babied by the group)

Thank you for reading this, take your time, rest if you need to♡

Omg just :D reader

Hyper happy reader, a lot of COD MW/MW2 characters and COD Ghosts characters are in this don’t ask why, even Valeria likes reader, oblivious reader, fluff, platonic, male reader, readers babied and compared to a fairy at some point

On the field you where like any other soldier

But off the field you where the definition of confetti as a person

Everyone just felt this need to protect you

They knew you could take care of yourself but they couldn’t help it

Valeria and Alejandro would regularly argue over who got to pamper you that day

“Ah [name]! I was wondering if you wanted me to run you a bath?”

“Don’t listen to him he would do it right, it would be gross and cold. Let me do it for you!”

For the next 15 minutes they argued in Spanish over who got to run the bath for you

God even Graves loved you

You where the only one who was allowed to cuddle with Ghost and play with his hair

König would let you climb him (maybe or maybe not inspired by another one of my fics lmao)

The thing is you didn’t even realise how much everyone loved you

You knew they loved you, and you loved them but you never knew the extent of it

Normally people would just sit wherever they could during their meals but you had a saved seat

“Leave room for [names] seat”

“Is that seat taken?” “Yeah [name] is sitting there” “what? But he’s in the shooting range?” “[name]. Sits. There”

Keegan would let you use him for piggy back rides

If you wanted you could bother Price all day in his office and he would be more than happy to let you ramble on

Hesh would let you paint different patterns on his face each time he had to go out on a mission

Stars, hearts, stripes, dots, whatever he didn’t care if you pained it on he was wearing it

If someone was mean to you Roach would sign to them, chewing them out for being rude to you, his hands where going so fast you couldn’t even read them

You and Soap where a chaotic duo

Screaming, running around, laughing, and doing stupid shit

Once you where talking to König in a crowded situation, he was starting to get stressed out so he just picked you up, threw you over his shoulder, and walked off with you

You didn’t even stop talking, it was like you didn’t even notice you where now basically 7 ft in the air on a man’s shoulders

Gaz would send you a stupid amount of Tik Toks daily, you would always watch them and get excited

Once for Christmas you went out of your way to knit scarfs for everyone. Like quite literally EVERYONE. You explained you spent the past year on this project

Some of them started crying with how sweet you where

On multiple occasions you would just be in a chair knitting something random

You also crochet most of your own accessories and clothes

“Ah this is so pretty [name]!” Farah told you, feeling the fabric of your crocheted beanie “May I please have one? I’d love to match with you!” She asked

You happily agreed, ecstatic to start the new project

You skipped away to grab your materials happily

You also loved to bake things for people

When it was Soaps birthday you made a cake for him, decorated with sugar flowers and leaves

It was so cute

Everyone was hesitant to eat it because they didn’t want to ruin it

They opted for all taking like 50+ photos each

You where literally a fairy in their eyes

[captain-mj]

Hi just came from the clock app could I please request a kelpie soap ghost ficlet/HC’s, maybe even a creature 141 and friends (the concept is popular so if you don’t feel comfortable doing it fine). I also saw on tic tok you got a book of folklore for Christmas what creatures do you think everyone is from it?

I really love folk lore

I hope you all had a great holiday season!

So you see... Morally I cannot do anything romantic with Kelpies. I also have done a few creature things before. However, I can do a creature match up! There's tons of creatures in the book that, while not human, they would make cool ass companions/pets

Also you may be interested in my Vampire au or the Creature Fic I did!

What creatures I think they'd have as a companion

Soap: Will-O'-The-Wisp

Ghost: Hippogriff

Roach: Kitsune

Gaz: Bake-Danuki

Alex: Mishepishu

Alejandro: Alicanto

Rodolfo: Chickcharney

Price: Ceryneian Deer

Graves: Wampus Cat

Laswell: Griffin

Farah: Phoenix

Chuy: Thunderbird (Hoop snake was a close second)

Reyes: Cockatrice

Valeria: Feathered serpent

[meowmeowriley]

Hi costume anon here!

*ahem* OMFG HOLY SHIT WTF AHDGDKFICG

Your writing was so good!!! I’m crying BLUE BEATLE ROACH!!!!!!! SOAP MAKING THE COSTUMES!!!! POOR GHOST RIP GAZ!!!!! I loved the entire thing poor price has no idea what’s going on but he’s there for his kids (I just looked up dum dum holy shit 😂 that’s spot on) Andy is a little shit and must be protected at all costs! YOU GABE ME A CAMEO I’m gonna faint right after I finish crying over how cute this all was. And holy shit the ART Tactax-art continues to hit it out the convention hall you guys are so fucking talented!! oh no now they know they like each other whatever shall they do?!?!! (Well at least ghost knows) can you imagine if there actually was an incident at one of the cons they went to? shit would be sorted before any of the other guests noticed anything went awry, free security lol. The headaches Laswell must get making sure Andy’s tick tok is clean and he doesn’t accidentally post anything incriminating she deserves a medal (and a pay rise)

Thank you so much for writing this amazing piece incase you couldn’t tell I fucking loved it and it’s made my day!!!! I hope you have just as an amazing start to yours as well and it keeps getting better from there!

Y'know, when I said I'd get the answer to this ask out in a few minutes, I actually meant a day. I guess. Whoops. Whatever, nobody has ever called me punctual in my life, why start now 😅 Anyhoooooo

🥺 Did you like your lil story Costume Anon? I wrote it for you ❤ Just a little thank you for interacting with and encouraging me. A lot of thanks has to go to @tactax-art for it's ideas and art. I would've been so lost without them.

I wasn't planning on writing more, but the idea of Price calling Laswell, "Kate, there's terrorists at the convention center. We need backup, we need weapons, now!" "John, theres no way I can't get anyone mobilized in time. Improvise. It's what you're good at." Well that's juicy... 😈 how would Andy fare, knowing his uncle just garotted a man in the bathroom with a shoelace? Or that his uncles future boyfriend disassembled his cosplay rifle and reassembled it into a working silenced pistol? Well I suppose I'll have to answer those questions.

For those of you who missed it, the post this was left about is this one here.

And the art of course, because I'm obsessed with it: Gaz, Soap, Ghost, and Roach cosplaying DC characters.

I hope you're still doing alright, Costume Anon. Until you next write me, my lovely friend and Non-gendered Prince ❤

[ghostmoon1]

That's a long process just to play a game for some dude you simp for/lh,

No but the mw2 game that I wanted was also pre-owned lmao,,, someday though. Someday I'll get mw2-

ALSO OG GAMES- HUH- (I know nothing about COD apart from "silly little traumatised soldiers- Fym one dude started WW3-"/lh (I genuinely got into COD bc I have an oc who's REALLY into COD. Like- he has played ALL the games. (And he'd be from the year 4050 or smthng,)

-Spidey anon

Heh yeah but hey I mean... its worth it.

And I hope you do get it!! I adore the cod games I've played so far, I just finished playing the first Black Ops game and RAHH it was so good?! I loved it!!

And yes the OG games hehe, the ones you prob know better are pretty much a remade version of the OG games! The old ones were made in like... 2009 if I'm remember right! They are a lil different ofc, and the old ones are the ones that have Roach in them! Sadly the reboot doesn't :( But if you want to learn more about it all, and don't mind spoilers to the games ofc, I suggest reading up on stuff, I read a lot of the wiki's before I played the OG MW games to learn things, and watching play throughs! If you have the time ofc, there's a fair few hours in the games lol-

And thats cool tho, OC's are so fun hehe :D I mostly got into CoD bc I played advanced warfare a few years back, didn't know there was such a big fandom like this until later on, when I started getting the CoD edits and cosplayers on my tik tok page lmao-

Now I love CoD so much and only rlly play the campaigns... a teeny bit of multiplayer heh :3

[itsroachintime]

You guys know that one audio on tik tok that from Metalocalypse where their talking about their shit dads but Nathan is like “I fucking love my dad. My dad’s fucking awesome.”

That’s Roach and his dad.

[shit-talker]

Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".

It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.

It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))

Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"

He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.

[saleintothe90s]

244. The Big List of Favorite Commercials (part 17)

(part 16)

1985 Velveeta Extra Thick Slices "enough for the biggest cheese appetite" TV Commercial

This commercial is kinda sickening but I love that "extra thick" voice. That plastic cheese is too thick!

"Six Degrees of Separation" by John Guare at Lincoln Center Theater [1990]

"His shirt isn't bleeding! HE'S BLEEDING!"

Frankie and Johnny's Furniture: See the Special Man [1989?]

[grumbling] "Let her have it!"

Conan showed this old commercial from New Orleans on his show back in 2012.

Here is a news report on it.

Jane Lynch Roach Control Combat Commercial 1995

Doesn't this look like a parody of a Combat commercial, and not a real combat commercial? Reminds me a lil of that SNL sketch with the roach killer that teared off their legs and then used the legs to beat the roach to death. However, this time Jane is the host of the episode.

New Coke Commercial (1986)

Next time I go out this week (which let's face it will probably just be the Publix) I'm doing my makeup like this.

McDonald's Filet-O-Fish - Commercial Classic 1985

This Minnie the Moocher x Filet O Fish mashup is a JAM.

Kraft Singles Tennis Cards Promo - Australian Commercial

We love you and your giant packs of cheese, Pam.

Little Shop of Horrors broadway play commercial 1983

Now, I've never seen Little Shop, I've only seen the parody on Family Guy of "Somewhere That's Green", and I just read the plot on wikipedia and it sounds sad. BUT but, this commercial has Marlene Danielle from Cats, pre her being with Cats through its entire original Broadway run.

1986 Snuggles Poison Contol PSA

Never ever ever...touch, taste or drink...bottles and boxes under the sink? Such a clunky saying.

NBC Commercial - Thank You (1986)

I discovered this one from the Jaboody Show. Yes, they obsess over how bald Dennis Franz is, and how sexy John Larroquette is. This is a shorter version, I can't find the long one where Jane Pauley says "z'thank you".

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[wtflife01]

Law Roach is more famous than kelly yet he had to sit in the second row at the LV show, while Kelly got to sit at the front show. It’s no wonder why he wants to retire as a celebrity stylist. //

I have an explanation for this. I worked at the PFW and many other fashion students. The stands of each area are designated by relevance. Yes you have guests. But for example. Messi wife Antonella and Kelly were not next to the main VIP stand where you find Anna Wintour and Zendaya.

What happened to Roach and Zendaya. Is that they arrived late because of the traffic. And Zendaya found her spot but apparently someone took Roach Sit, Zendaya pointed at his (Roach) assistant Darrell sit. But Roach said I won’t take Darrell sit and he was looking around for someone from the organization to help but no one could be found. So he left. And later joined the after party. Fashion shows last like 10-20min so wasn’t a big wait.

This type of comments happen when people believe on crazy stuff on Twitter and tik tok.

What I’m telling is what Roach told himself about the incident. And wasn’t Zendaya or LV fault.

Stop spreading nonsense. No one gives a shit in fashion about Kelly. She got the invitation by two ways: she is a VIP client meaning she spent more than 40k last year (yes that get you a spot in the runways) or her agency got the invitation via contacts which is very normal. I was helping people on other show that I had no idea who they were I later found out they were wannabe it girls either very wealthy or with a good agency.

I think she got it through her agency contacts every time she does anything for lv she tags this guy who has in his bio “private clients relations manager”

I think law said how not only they were late they were used to things at Valentino where they had a different relationship and he and Zendaya where seated next to each other every time and with the stress of arriving late they didn’t even though about it and out of habit because he’s so used to Valentino way of doing things he went with her to her seat but apparently LV had assigned him a seat next to the other stylists, and he said there’s nothing wrong between him and LVMH and it was crazy how people were even saying Z wasn’t taking care of him right

[pissjesus]

That tik tok of that young man saying

“I got about 20 minutes before 40 millivanillygrams of this aderall kick in and lemme tell you I’m feeling pretty intelligent right now. Ask me any question in the comments I bet I can answer that shit licketySchPLITyurrr— 🦮 Milo get your ArrEhUrhheH back in the house BoY. *gasp* there’s a dead roach in the pool! 🫳🪳🤜 Poor chap never learned how to schwim diddee? *gasp* He’s wigglin! ~He’s still alive~ WHADDAproblemman. GffjsjdmfkfkfkflBeforREAAAAAL!”

Lives in my head rent free. You know?

[teehee-cat-weeb]

his arms are smelly

butt cheeks always sweaty

he'll fart if you tickle his belly

loud and deadly he's gangsta

brings his own food when he comes to the telly

he eats peanut butter sandwiches without the jelly

with no drink, the dry mouth

he wants to shout

he's straining on the toilet but the poop won't come out

it won't allow

it's staying in get out me now

a couple extra pushes and it's all over plow

then he felt the water splash him

bloop~

WTF DO WANT FROM ME??? 😭😭😭

Also I SWEAR I think I heard the last ask from a tik tok (I live with roaches bout 10 of them)

ARE YOU SENDING ME TIK TOK QUOTES??? WHAT???

Sorry if I am un-cultured

[junglehomo]

they havent left that spot under my room literally for months straight

roaches had come out of the crscks before i put caulking

and still the crack smoke comes thru

this used to be a private space

my phone used tk be private

people used to not know me

now they read every word i type out realtime

everything

not one second theyre not reading this right now as im typing this

and nobody is doing this to them

they talk out loud and make sure i hear what they think of the youtube video im watching or the recipe im typing out to look up they call things gay even random videos i happen to scroll by on tik tok or youtube that they think is "gay"

when i watch porn lol

5 women yell "gay gay gay gay gay gay"

i try to wear earplugs and focus........just to get some rellief

this is everyday

somedays the men feel horny for me and have to cover their gay feelings and try to ruin it altogether for me

they followed me to my hook ups and yelled gay outside the persons house and watched us all night no breaks they dont eat food they dont sleep

they dont know me and they cockblocked my life for years for fun

they all seem to be related and thats disturbing

they ruin everything everyday

and i did nothing to them dont know them

i had privacy and just because im different and was isolated

people broke in and made my life a museum and daily tv show for many people to watch

its like big brother

i dont even have privacy when i shit

when i change

i wonder what god will put these people through for all of this

i hope they kill themselves

[inmemoryofvanity]

YOU CAN ONLY GET RID OF ROACHES WITH PIGS

My sister has always been a nuisance to me

She still continues to be even at her ripe age of to old for this shit.

Although entertaining a fun, her shenigans really piss me off. Her true colours always shine through and she's been given bly's all her life.

Maybe it's time that I don't.

I asked her not to have her boyfriend here, I do not like women beaters especially since he was or is beating on my sister. I dont care or even believe he's changed. He is pointless in her life, I literally see no upgrades but a rinky dinky ring he gives her then takes back as punishment if she doesn't act accordingly. I choose not to associate with trash... and if I think he's trash and she lays with him - then he is her equivalent.

She carries him around everywhere, and if people have objections she blatantly ignores them and imposes her trash onto others. It's wrong, and from now on I refuse to associate with her because she is an extension of him. She told me "Fuck your feelings" to reminds me that I do not own this home. So i told her if she makes me feel unsafe or uncomfortable I will be calling the police. The only thing their allergic to is police. Granted I dont like using that institution but it's the only thing that works.

She doesn't care about me

So let the authorities handle who belongs and who doesnt in this house.

She's currently out of work... she out of school... but shes going on a trip. like good fucking riddens, please go be marry in your delusion. Your mad I wont sip delusion piss with you. When she gets mad she says what she really feels.

This isnt my house

fuck my feelings

This is why i loose people in my life

Because...who the fuck knows she has no logical reasoning. She's listened to a bunch of trash on tik tok and insta and wants to regurgitate it because it makes her sound like she knows what shes talking about.

Now shes here, existing like a pussyhole.. downstairs. Both of us have been going back and forth via text. IF i face her downstairs I will want to box her down so to keep the peace and the spirit of my grandmother. I will stay up here with my door locked. She wants to knock me off my game.

I wont let her or anyone get me out of character again. Starting today Dec 20th I'm in control of me.

[ghostmoon1]

Np ^-^

Ngl the codm skin looks a bit cleaner or smthng- the two are different imo,,(I think he's American in codm too,,? Idek),

And fair- ngl I assumed that you could see a fullbody or smthng of Roach somewhere in mw2 like how you can with Ghost and König,,

Istg. The best ones die in the same movie/game they appear in. MCU!Mysterio and Roach.

-Spidey anon

Yeah, anything newer often looks a lot cleaner but smt abt the looks of the old games I just love. I sometimes almost prefer them (or I'm getting old idk)

But most the fandom collectively agrees on how Roach looks, with his mask and gear anyway, for characters with masks there's always many way people see them. Like I like the reboot Ghost, with the brown eyes and blonde hair, but others like the old one or comic Ghost. It's all so different 😭 like with Konig as well. But honestly, this fandom is so creative and (on Tumblr anyway for this next part, I've seen things on tik tok that are the opposite) like, most are happy with others head canons on how they look. I personally think Konig is ginger with longish hair, cause I've seen drawings with that and adore it 😭

And we'll would you look at that as I was rambling the campaign downloaded... I'm scared I need to download all of them if I do this is BS and I already give up man

Might cry cause it won't let me play still..