#and thrust????

[mametzwood]

get thinged idiot

[nsfwitchy2]

Not sure if it's reliable but you might pick a company and email them, see if they will send you something for free? My wife bugged one of them and got the best goddamn vibrating cock ring we've ever had out of them. As far as reveiews, idk if it's still going on but oh joy sex toy was my preferred place to find new stuff years ago. I figured even if they aren't still doing that the existing reviews should still be valid and I'd trust them.

Honestly props to your wife because just the THOUGHT of that gives me so much anxiety XD

What would I even say??? How would I persuade them to do that??? God I don’t even know where I’d start lol

I do have it narrowed down to I think, two options maybe? But I’m still debating, there’s just so many 😵‍💫

Oh hey, I remember Oh Joy Sex Toy!!! I haven’t checked them out in a while, maybe I’ll give that a shot 🤔

Right now I’ve honest to god just been typing the names of the ones I like into Google with “reviews” tacked on at the end lol

I did end up finding at least one website and one YouTuber who I enjoy so far, they’ve been very helpful!!

[butchlifeguard]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

[oldeubagel]

would bee survive?

[thebibliosphere]

Trust me, Grammarly, in this instance, swapping "deeper" for "more profoundly" does not make sense in context. No matter how many times you flag it.

[temeyes]

john "hip thrust" price

[planeyboys]

Thrust SSC has seen too much too fast

[rasoyas]

forgot to reformat my blog today but i did reach a rly happy place with dallas' lil corner of the neighborhood 🤍

dallas looking so mean while simultaneously having the biggest baby brown doe eyes in the world is my roman empire in today's ted talk i will

i’m hanging out with friends from work tonight and THEN… i’m staying up late to code my blog and respond to asks!! i haven’t been reblogging bc my blog is a mess and i wanted to figure out a code before i started this time 😵‍💫 but i will be all over your notes in a minute 🫵

[zeropro]

can you..please.......draw ramjet.............euahhhh...............

pfpfpf, just ramjet? how about all three!

[domwitch]

I need a big strong service top to fuck me slow and whine about how close he is but I tell him he's not allowed to cum and he goes "mmmbut I'm soooooo clooosse 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" and he's tearing up and panting and he thrusts faster but then slows down bc he remembers he can't cum yet and he tries to convince me again w his big brown puppy eyes and I tell him no and this goes on for hours ☺️

[logicallyblind]

i see your “bruce wayne laughs in upper class, 100 dollar bills fall from his lips when he chuckles, etc etc” take and i agree wholeheartedly but also i raise you

“bruce who doesn’t really laugh at things out loud like that really, he’s more of a nose exhale, brief grin and intense eye contact conveying his emotions” type of guy but sometimes

something will happen that constitutes, his full on body laugh and when its an instinctual thing it’s so rare that bruce doesn’t have a failsafe for that reflex and the person they’re with just,, stops

because the laugh they’re so used to can’t be compared to this genuine deep, heavy with emotion and feeling laugh that fills his lungs and your soul- and they just wish he would do that all of the time instead of his wooden paparazzi simpering and its something so stark that it throws them for a loop

and idk i just love watching bruce expose layers of himself to those he loves without consciously doing so

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[nightwolferebornii]

🖤🔥🖤▪️◾️◼️🔳⬛️🐺⬛️🔳◼️◾️▪️🖤🔥🖤

[benevolenterrancy]

@ladyprophet thank you!! (,,> ᴗ <,,)

I feel like SQH's quality of writing would be right up WWX's alley - kinda trashy, kinda hilarious, very horny! he would very happily follow along with all new chapter updates! on the other hand WWX's willingness to do completely insane things with no sense of self-preservation would probably be stressing SQH out a bit xD

[normalhound]

oral fixation?? ha, more like *muffled mumbling*

[l3viat8an]

Beel brainrot he’s such a big big softie and I love him because of that but he’s also a cocky shit and just HUGE his shoulders and BIG hands he can lift you like it’s nothing no matter how much you weigh and he takes pride in that. But more then anything he loves that whenever you’re near him, you just seem so small and the way he’s cannon had you sit on his back so he can do PUSH-UPS HE IS SO JACKED AND I NEED HIM CARNALITY.

Feeding my own size kink I fear 😣

Beel brainrot is some of the best <3 he’s just so big ‘n fuckin’ hot!!!

And!- and!!!- just imagine being at the gym with Beel! you’re there to ‘spot him’ drool over him <3

He’s all sweaty, his tank top is sticking to his chest when he asks you to help with his next set!! It’s adorable how eager you are to help~

Beel sits on the floor in-front of the bench and pulls you down into his lap, facing away from him and at the huge gym mirror -fuck you really do look small in his lap- you hear Beel say something about how he wants to work on his core strength- and he tells you, you’re the perfect wight for a quick warm up!!

Making sure you’re as comfortable as you can be, he starts hip thrusting up into you…..it’s a little clumsy at first, so naturally, Beel puts his hands on your hips to keep you steady ofc.

When Beel’s done playing with you- warming up he sits there with you in his lap for a minute….he leans down to press a few, quick kisses along your flushed neck, before he makes eye contact with you in the big gym mirror and winks, “Wanna help me in the shower?”