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escapedaudios · 7 months ago

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Getting a suit is actually so humiliating if you're built like me. I have a thick neck and button up shirts either don't fit me or choke me, after that's done I need to get everything 2-4 sizes over tailor everything down because anything big enough for my arms and shoulders is too big everywhere else. Pants that fit my waist constrain my legs and also need to be bought oversized and tailored down.

I hate this stupid suit. I hate the weird passive agressive langauge store employees use when they're like "are you wearing *those* shoes with that?". I'm only buying it because my sister wants me to wear a suit to her wedding but if I had my way I'd never possess this diabolical symbol of sin and opulence.

#all that work to be big and juicy #and this is what I get #I think only like 0.01% of my followers can relate #formalwear clothing does NOT like my kind #swolescrimination

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a-timely-problem · 2 months ago

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why is the men's bathroom at my uni so filthy? Like, you're over five hundred years old, get your shit together

#University #Leipzig #Bathroom #Mens' bathroom #Like #I finally feel brave enough to use the men's #And this is what I get #The one at my sister's school is so nice #Why is this one like that #from #transmasc #pre t #trans #queer #Teacher

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neonponders · 8 months ago

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I've been having a lot of bloating issues and I've been intermittently cutting out different foods to see what the heck I'm allergic to and today I stopped putting pomegranate seeds in my yogurt and.......I might already be feeling better. I'm going to be so bothered if I'm allergic to my favorite fruit lol

#indulgent post #i wrote a character being allergic to their favorite food #and this is what i get

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sootnuki · 5 months ago

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sam plushie please fucking restock before i run out into the streets screaming and whooping and yelling

#oakley speaks #PLEASE IT HAS BEEN 9 MONTHS OF WAITING #MY LAZY ASS DIDN’T BUY THE SAM PLUSHIE IN TIME #AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

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vexypesty · 2 months ago

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If I had a single wish it would be that my family doesn’t throw their dirty stuff covered in dog shit into my shower without cleaning it and leaving it for three days, and then get mad at me when I ask to use THEIR shower. Fuck you clean up your shit RIGHT NOW.

#I’ve been staying downstairs for most of the weekend and I wake up to take a shower #and this is what I get #I’m not moving that because THEY DIDNT EVEN VLEAN IT #Oh my god

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luk4695 · 4 months ago

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seething with rage. tears running down my cheeks.

IT SAID "ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING" IN THE TAGS BUT WHERE'S THE HAPPY ENDING????? THEY'RE BOTH DEAD

#sobbing so hard rn #i was reading this fic to move on from the previous fic i was obsessed with #AND THIS IS WHAT I GET #TEARS

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garlicbreadthoughts · 8 months ago

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I am a human and I am capable of critical thinking and nuanced analysis. I have interests and hobbies and am a complex and sophisticated individual. And yet nothing compares to my disappointment when realizing how much of an impact the presence of sunshine has on my wellbeing. Gets me every damn time I go outside. The weight of the darkness just ✨poof✨…I’m not ready to admit to myself that I’m simply a very advanced houseplant🪴

#i went outside #i touched grass #and this is what i get #existential crisis #humans are houseplants #here comes the sun

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explode-this · 3 months ago

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#unfuckingbelievable #fellas #is it enough to take the day off from work to spend time with your spouse on your anniversary #and then not even bother saying ‘happy anniversary’ because it’s y’know OBVIOUS why you took the day off?#forget a card or flowers or anything else for that matter #because those didn’t happen either #but not even saying a perfunctory *happy anniversary* because it’s *obvious*?#i guess that can be the new standard for birthdays too! why not?#and for the record that ‘spending time’ was fucking up an autistic woman’s morning routine #and then staying face planted in a phone before spending an hour in choice paralysis not knowing what tv show to watch #over two decades lads #and we don’t say ‘happy anniversary’ because we both know the date and it’s OBVIOUS #un. fucking. believable.#i do not even know how to express the hurt right now #like i had my expectations so low you only have to step over them #and yet #i feel like a real fucking asshole just venting about this #but even my shitty dad got my mother a card every year on their anniversary #and this one supposedly likes me #in an aroace kind of way #does being aromantic preclude a person from saying ‘I’m glad i married you’?#it doesn’t have to be said with flowers but it could at least be said #i am begging for clear communication and all i got was a bunch of ‘well it’s obvious innit’#over two decades #and i make pie every week #and this is what i get #💔

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im-sorry-what-ii · 1 year ago

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watched the last episode of spn today and. yeah. i dont think ill ever be the same again

#1.5 years after i started #and this is what i get #i havent cried so hard over a show in #... ever?#my eyes are swollen my nose is blocked im staring at the wall in shock #help #spn #supernatural

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perilegs · 3 months ago

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i know i have my thesis done and everything and my graduation is just a few courses away but if i flunk uni it's bc i cannot stand the teaching style of one (1) teacher

#wdym i have to look at the materials and complete 2 modules BEFORE the class starts #are you for real. is he yanking my chain.#im still so sick i feel like im dying but i got enough energy to sit in front of the pc for a bit bc i know i have to check my school email #and this is what i get #i hate school so much #i cannot wait to graduate and then never again work while sick #this guy can shove his cybersecurity. ok im not going to be mean hes just doing his job and he is doing it well #but were just not compatible as student teacher #leevi talks

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nemisisnemi · 1 year ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAHSHDB

AGAIN. SORRY. GROOVY SPOILERS AHEAD

i really really dont know how to put spoiler warnings on the pictures themselves and it's an issue

on the other hand, on brand for me bc i dont know how to do a lot of things

anyways- SPOILERS FOR TREY'S CLUB CARD GROOVY AHEAD.

heheheh I finally got enough candy for his groovy

LETS GO TREYYYYYY

^just the groovy pic with no groovy thingy in front

now, time to get back on the grind bc i have to level so many masquerade cards

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judeswhore · 2 years ago

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ROMAJULIETTE NATION RISE🙏🙏

#i’m screeching #i’ve missed them so bad #and this is what i get #oh lord #romajuliette #last violent call

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ifvillainwhysexi · 9 months ago

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I just watched that scene where King Candy told Ralph that he was going to go in the fungeon, Ralph had the most appalled look on his face he was "😟," like, head tilt and everything. I'd like to mention that King Candy had to explain the play on words:

KC: "If I see you here again, Wreck-it Ralph, (insert angry chuckle) I'll lock you in my fungeon."

Ralph: "Fungeon?"

KC: "Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words."

Ralph: "😟??"(headtilt and minor grimace)

I thought if this because it could've been a nod to an arcade in Las Vegas, the Excalibur, which is Casino, gaming, and hotels....

... But then there's also the irony that dungeons aren't fun! And if they are, it usually means that it ain't that kid friendly. And since both Ralph and King Candy are adults, maybe Ralph was shocked that there would even be a 'fun dungeon' in a candy go-cart game. He also seemed like general, "WTF" energy. To be fair, if someone said that to me, I'd need a double-take

#king candy #wreck it ralph #why did i think this was a good idea #why #why am i like this #this is why we can't have nice things #its just Wreck-it Ralph why am i insane #the first movie's the best #i take no criticism #turbotastic #turbo wreck it ralph #turbo #i just think hes neat #wreck it ralph hyperfixation is back #and this is what I get

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benilos · 1 year ago

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I'm editing TATA for DJ rn, and....tryna describe the doors of the Matheson House and I can't call them massive knockers. But I can call them knock rings.

#i hate this #i hate it here #all this work i do #and this is what i get #tata #time and time again #ben drowned #creepypasta #creepypasta au #evie talk

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agathaharkness-simp · 2 years ago

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oh my god please tell me y’all r joking.

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decayedgloria · 1 year ago

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yknow what wriothesleys fic can wait until he gets home :)

#I LOST MY 5050 TO MONA #M O N A #WOULDVE BEEN NICE TO GET HER LIKE 3 PATCHES AGO #yeah im mad like hes the first character ive actually farmed for #and this is what i get #a c6 chonyun and a c4 dori #yeah im losing it actually #genshin impact #wriothesley

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