#and this is what I get

[escapedaudios]

Getting a suit is actually so humiliating if you're built like me. I have a thick neck and button up shirts either don't fit me or choke me, after that's done I need to get everything 2-4 sizes over tailor everything down because anything big enough for my arms and shoulders is too big everywhere else. Pants that fit my waist constrain my legs and also need to be bought oversized and tailored down.

I hate this stupid suit. I hate the weird passive agressive langauge store employees use when they're like "are you wearing *those* shoes with that?". I'm only buying it because my sister wants me to wear a suit to her wedding but if I had my way I'd never possess this diabolical symbol of sin and opulence.

[adsurgitvagus]

My experience with the game and it's songs so far

[a-timely-problem]

why is the men's bathroom at my uni so filthy? Like, you're over five hundred years old, get your shit together

[lalalalalopes]

how will i read my nighttime porn y'all

when will my wife come baaaaaack

[neonponders]

I've been having a lot of bloating issues and I've been intermittently cutting out different foods to see what the heck I'm allergic to and today I stopped putting pomegranate seeds in my yogurt and.......I might already be feeling better. I'm going to be so bothered if I'm allergic to my favorite fruit lol

[sootnuki]

sam plushie please fucking restock before i run out into the streets screaming and whooping and yelling

[vexypesty]

If I had a single wish it would be that my family doesn’t throw their dirty stuff covered in dog shit into my shower without cleaning it and leaving it for three days, and then get mad at me when I ask to use THEIR shower. Fuck you clean up your shit RIGHT NOW.

[luk4695]

seething with rage. tears running down my cheeks.

IT SAID "ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING" IN THE TAGS BUT WHERE'S THE HAPPY ENDING????? THEY'RE BOTH DEAD

[garlicbreadthoughts]

I am a human and I am capable of critical thinking and nuanced analysis. I have interests and hobbies and am a complex and sophisticated individual. And yet nothing compares to my disappointment when realizing how much of an impact the presence of sunshine has on my wellbeing. Gets me every damn time I go outside. The weight of the darkness just ✨poof✨…I’m not ready to admit to myself that I’m simply a very advanced houseplant🪴

[calamitoustide]

"i love how you wrote lily in this i swear so many fics villainize her and make her a bad person" my eye is twitching

[explode-this]

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[im-sorry-what-ii]

watched the last episode of spn today and. yeah. i dont think ill ever be the same again

[nemisisnemi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAHSHDB

AGAIN. SORRY. GROOVY SPOILERS AHEAD

i really really dont know how to put spoiler warnings on the pictures themselves and it's an issue

on the other hand, on brand for me bc i dont know how to do a lot of things

anyways- SPOILERS FOR TREY'S CLUB CARD GROOVY AHEAD.

heheheh I finally got enough candy for his groovy

LETS GO TREYYYYYY

^just the groovy pic with no groovy thingy in front

now, time to get back on the grind bc i have to level so many masquerade cards

[judeswhore]

ROMAJULIETTE NATION RISE🙏🙏

[ifvillainwhysexi]

I just watched that scene where King Candy told Ralph that he was going to go in the fungeon, Ralph had the most appalled look on his face he was "😟," like, head tilt and everything. I'd like to mention that King Candy had to explain the play on words:

KC: "If I see you here again, Wreck-it Ralph, (insert angry chuckle) I'll lock you in my fungeon."

Ralph: "Fungeon?"

KC: "Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words."

Ralph: "😟??"(headtilt and minor grimace)

I thought if this because it could've been a nod to an arcade in Las Vegas, the Excalibur, which is Casino, gaming, and hotels....

... But then there's also the irony that dungeons aren't fun! And if they are, it usually means that it ain't that kid friendly. And since both Ralph and King Candy are adults, maybe Ralph was shocked that there would even be a 'fun dungeon' in a candy go-cart game. He also seemed like general, "WTF" energy. To be fair, if someone said that to me, I'd need a double-take