#and this is it :)

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Wylan pretending that he's deaf instead of him being unable to read when he's around the Merch Council. Not because he's ashamed or anything, just mostly he doesn't want the Council to give him shit about it (because this baby has been through too much and he doesn't need to deal with taking crap from old white men who were friends with his dad). Plus, pretending to be deaf offers Wylan and Jesper so many chances to play shenanigans on the Council and they'd just have to go along with it cause it's not like they can prove that Wylan isn't deaf. And thus the following scenario could definitely happen

Council Member 1: and here's the new contract with the members of the Standwatch *slides papers over to Jesper*

Jesper: *reads papers*

Council Member 2: who are you? Why can't young Mr. Van Eck read that himself

Jesper: he's deaf *continues reading*

Council Members: ????

Jesper: *finishes reading* and now to share the information with Mr. Van Eck

Wesper: *begins aggressively making out in front of the Council*

Council Members: wtfffff

Jes: so babe, did you get that?

Wylan: 😉👍

Or

Wesper transfers knowledge through the scientific properties of Osmosis and the bigoted Merchant Council has no clue what the fuck is happening

[gobald]

"If you got style and you know how to please"

"And a smile that makes me weak in the knees"

"If you're a guy who is gentle and tough"

"You might be the man who's man enough"

[easypeasylindyvesey]

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

WE GET TO LOOK FORWARD TO ONE DAY IN THE SUMMER WHERE WE FIND OUT THAT JIMMY HAS SHAVED HIS FACIAL HAIR

[lochnkey]

Fisherman Asuka, a tribute to my online avatar

[neutron-stars-collision]

The Disney Prince - ification of him is something that’s so special to me

[radskull]

I’m now realizing that last anon could be interpreted as a threat. Who wants to turn my bones into spaghetti? Please don’t, if American food has no nutritional value, then neither do I

Or, is the next time I eat spaghetti….will those be made of bones? Whose bones? This is gonna haunt me for the next 2 minutes

[dvrcos]

🎲-37 kevaaron?

Roll a dice for a kiss here (send asks!!)

37: a kiss to the back of the neck

Aarons mattress at the Columbia house is old. It’s lumpy and it’s uneven from never being rotated and it’s fucking uncomfortable. But it suffices and is the perfect oasis for Aaron when he’s tired and drunk and his feet hurt from being at Eden’s.

When Kevin starts abandoning his place on the couch to join Aaron in his bed, they run into another problem. The lumpy, old mattress is definitely too small for two grown men to be sharing. Even if one said grown man is only 5 foot.

What makes the mattress too small is the fact that Kevin sprawls his 6’2 body out over the entire bed like a starfish when he’s drunk. It pushes Aaron to the very edge of his own bed and it makes Aaron question how he ever slept on the couch. The worst part is, Kevin is all dead weight when he’s asleep and there’s no chance for Aaron to shove him aside.

He debates kicking Kevin out of his room every single night before he inevitably falls asleep on whatever sliver of bed is left for him, entirely too inebriated and exhausted to loose sleep over it.

One night, however, Kevin leaves him no sliver of mattress and Aaron is too tired to wake Kevin up to get him to move. Instead he climbs onto the bed and latches onto Kevin’s back like a koala.

Kevin is warm and his shoulder makes for a surprisingly comfortable pillow. He nuzzles himself closer to Kevin, soaking in all of the heat radiating off of him.

He presses soft, lazy kisses to the back of Kevin’s neck and over his shoulder blades as he dozes off. Kevin hums under him and the vibration affirms Aaron’s thoughts.

It doesn’t matter that his mattress is old and lumpy and entirely too small when this is the solution.

[yourhighness6]

"We were built to fall apart.... And fall back together"

- Out of the Woods, Taylor Swift

[james-p-sullivan]

hylia’s light can’t shine down on link without casting a shadow

[greppelheks]

This perfectly explained why I dislike movies from the past few years, and why it all feels so forgettable, empty and insincere.

[vitanithepure]

[ftmeriwether]

I finally get to write the big angsty scene of this book that I've been w a i t i n g for

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

...

[stokesy55]

I can't believe I'm going to say it, but...

I hope Australia win this game.