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If only Barbie and the Diamond castle had been released outside of the “women need saving and a boyfriend” Barbie era. AND LIANA AND ALEXA HAD BEEN OPENLY GIRLFRIENDS
#liana x alexa#and they were actually girlfriends#c’mon the way they look at each other#they lived just the two of them in a cottage in the woods selling flowers from their own flowerfarm and they got matching heart necklaces#THEY RODE A RAINBOW BRIGDE TOGETHER
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the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.
the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.
friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.
if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!
what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!
people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.
you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.
your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.
#writeblr#i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat#and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity#1. i am 30.#2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months.#3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did#i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her#and secondly.#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT#briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#chilchuck tims#kabru#BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc#YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference
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Really liked draculas ex gf, just one question. Why no fangs?




#the fangs were actually quite expensive and the VFX shots of them growing took a lot of work thank you very much!#i wore them on the red carpet too#dracula's ex-girlfriend
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you mentioned youve been drawing for over 15 years,,, can i ask if you can show any older art?
im a rather young artist but ive been drawing for around 3 years so i feel very discouraged with my progress. around what time did you become comfortable with your art?
(ID in ALT text) at least i tried roughly i am sorry
this took me a while to reply, hope you are still around anon. I really mean it when i say "i have always been drawing". i could dig up even older drawings i did (courtesy of momerrino's inability to trow anything away) but sorting through that could take forever...
so here is a brief selection. some can be found when you go back to the beginnings of my tumblr here. or on my old DeviantArt account or twitter.
i was around 14 in 2009 i am 30 now. idk improving takes time and patience. and perhaps even to learn to appreciate your own pen ship.
#chip!art#i am a bit sad that i can't find my old aang and katara drawings#tbf they are not vary special because i remember vividly how these were traced by putting a peace of paper on my pc screen#and tracing their faces and then coulouring it in#but it was like the begining?#in between i hat an atla oc hahah#a waterbender guy and his girlfriend and a pet#oh well its been SOME years... wild#also funny how i always was designing outfits....#tiny me did#inbetween me did#i designed outfits for friends???#gosh could it be i am actually good at this... weird.
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Themed Slay the Princess Playthrough Ideas
Someone Explodes: Razor -> Fury -> Wild (via Witch) -> Cage -> Happily Ever After
Big Princess: Wraith -> Razor -> Apotheosis -> Eye of the Needle -> Den
Narrator has a Very Bad Time: Princess & Dragon -> Apotheosis -> Moment of Clarity -> Wild -> Thorn
Hard to Draw: Beast -> Moment of Clarity -> Razor -> Cage -> Fury
I would Trust them to Watch my Drink at a Party: Spectre -> Prisoner -> Adversary -> Wraith -> Thorn
Opportunist is There: Razor -> Wraith -> Moment of Clarity -> Witch -> Happily Ever After
I'm out of ideas suggest YOURS in the comments thanks
#slay the princess#cut is the 'ghost girlfriends' playthroughs bc there weren't enough ghost girls to fill all 5 routes#stp#for the record i did try to arrange all of these based on 'narrative satisfaction of your playthrough'#(except for hard to draw. that's ranked by how hard i think they are to draw)#(beast is lowest bc her greatest challenge is a lack of reference material#M.O.C I haven't actually drawn her new look but I do NOT like the look of all them hands#razor you can just draw her base form or heart if you want to be lazy (i do)#Cage & Fury I have tried to draw several times and each time i get stuck on drawing chains and organs and have no choice but to weep)#im a little woozy so im very sorry this post probably makes no sense#(also Damsel Stranger and HEA were considered but excluded from the drink ranking#Damsel strikes me as someone who will happily take your drink but not actually watch it#heart stranger would probably be a good choice but stranger in their original form i think is a bit too disoriented#and i just don't wanna ask HEA. she's got enough going on rn)
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still on this ep ngl
#likeeeeee they were sooo cute girlfriends i can't believe this was the actual double date episode#avanine#ava x janine#abbott elementary#ava coleman#janine teagues#mi arte#tried something new with janines hair idk how i feel BUT WE R EXPANDING OUR SKILSET#art
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I think the mindset that a queer relationship is not “canon” just because they don’t end up together in the sources end is so stupid and I see it on here all the time. Gay characters will call each other ‘my love/dear/sweet,’ profess their love for one another, and perform song and dance numbers about loving each other their whole life long but if they don’t kiss on stage then it’s not real enough for you? The same people who preach about media literacy skills are begging for tell don’t show love stories come onnnnnn
#I do think they should’ve kissed on stage though#wicked#gelphie#I saw people do the same thing for marceline and princess bubblegum#they were clearly ex girlfriends throughout the whole show but when they kissed so many people were like theyre finally canon!!!#NOT HOW THAT WORKS ACTUALLY!!!#the literary present bitch!!!!#they were canon the whole time just not together!#that isn’t to say though that this is an excuse for the refusal to show gay people being loudly gay on screen#it’s just that most gay love stories are coded because it’s not as easy to be so loudly gay#so let’s not ignore their queerness simply because they cannot always say it out loud#wicked the musical
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a bit late but here's last weeks comic!!! GDC prep.. i will never learn my lesson
#i was only there for 2 days but i had fun :)#did not actually go to GDC proper i was not paying for that . but everyone just hangs out at the park anyways#now im back with my girlfriend were celebrating our 8 year anniversary!!!!! it was on tuesday yayyyyyyy#weeklycomic
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Hild & Iseult in 1x07
— You will not be leaving me — No, we will not
requested by @kingslionheart
#tlk hild#tlk iseult#sevenkingsmustdie#the last kingdom#ok so there were very few scenes of them actually standing side by side#sad#so I'll need to do a side by side set of them in this episode#which shouldn't surprise me but it does#women don't get a ton of screen time together in this show#anyway#they are girlfriends#hild x iseult
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father's favorite
#lies of p#lies of p fanart#lies of p carlo#lies of p pinocchio#art tag#yes i actually finally finished drawing something#i wish the shadows were cooler but who give a shit#i named this after one of my girlfriends family cheesecake recipes LOL
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I desperately need to know the circumstances that lead to that weird period in like 70s-80s where they just made a horror movie about any and everything
#Absolutely no trashed concept you think something up it’s been a horror movie concept at that point in time#What if you were fucked by an alien and had a grotesque baby inside you? already a thing#What if space clowns came and started killing people? Already a movie#What if my best friends car is weirdly possessive and murders anybody who gets in the way? Already a thing#What if my neighbour is secretly a vampire and wants my girlfriend as one of his victims? A movie#What if people were sold alcohol that literally dissolves the body? A movie#What if ice cream was evil? A movie#Wild thing is most of these movies are actually really good#Like way better than the premise alone would have you believe#killer klowns from outer space#christine 1983#Inseminoid#fright night 1985#street trash 1987#the stuff 1985#Horror movies#camp horror
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Okay third "sympathetic big bad" from bg3 post for Ketheric because he is the one guy that I think most can sympathize with, and he's truly the easiest to sympathize with.
Some horrible day, your beautiful Melodia, your darling wife, dies, protecting your daughter. You grieve horribly, but you keep going for your children. Everything for them.
Your daughter brings home a fucking IMMORTAL Aasimar, child of a god and declares her as her lover. A child or your god, yes, who you've known so far to be good, sure, BUT STILL A CHILD OF A GOD. It almost makes it worse that the Aasimar is a child of your god, considering you raised your daughter, per your wife's wishes, to trust Selûne, and you're worried that this Aasimar may use this to her advantage. And they're so in love yes, but that's such a scary power dynamic for you- what if Aylin asks your daughter to do something she's not ready for? How OLD is that Aasimar? And how could you live with yourself if your daughter was put into an unsafe situation, simply because you didn't put your foot down? So, you do, and your daughter's angry. Of course she's angry, you're telling her that her and her girlfriend can't be together, but she has to come around eventually, she has to understand what a horrible power dynamic that is.
And worse, worse than when your wife died, you're told your daughter, precious, sweet, innocent Isobel, is dead (who I believe was killed by Halsin in self defense with the Sorrow glaive, even though that content has since been cut from the game but y'know! so essentially, his daughter, in his mind, was killed by a damn druid, the guys who were supposed to be PEACEFUL). You spiral, of course you do, your precious baby is dead, how could you not? And when your god, Selûne, damned mother of that damned Aasimar, ignores your prayers to have your baby back, you turn to her sister, Shar. And Shar, for a moment, helps relieve your loss. In return for killing Selûnites, the same wretched folk that turned against you in your grieving, she rewards you, turns you immortal by letting you imprison that Aasimar that took a liking to your daughter. You're more than pleased to do so, to lock what you believe is a predatory Selûnite up. Shar helps soften your loss.
And then she lets you die to Harpers of all people, and uses you as a way to release the Shadow Curse.
You're revived (I like to believe by Balthazar), and shown the way of Myrkul's path, and HE, is the one to bring your baby back, a century after her fall. You're happily indebted to him, to have your child alive again, anything and more for your baby.
....But she's mad at you. She won't talk to you. She looks at you like you're a monster. She's STILL upset over you forbeying her and Aylin's love, and even more now that she knows you've been using her as a means for immortality. She doesn't get how much you did for her, even while she was gone. You've practically forgotten about all else besides her, and it hurts so bad knowing your baby is not only angry at you, but thinks of you as a MONSTER. You know she'll come around, though. ...And she's now running from you and hiding in the Last Light Inn.
Eventually, you send a Fist to get her and bring her back, and either, your daughter has been killed AGAIN by some random wretched folk- oh gods it's not random is it? That's Durge. OR, she survives and is brought back to you, OR she survives and is even angrier at you now. She doesn't see how much shit you've waded through, just for her. She only sees a man who's "gone too far". She doesn't even know how far you'd go, to keep her safe. Everything and more, just to keep her safe.
Whether she's with you or not, one day you wake to a suddenly... off feeling. ....Fuck, why do you feel so odd? FUCK, your immortality's gone, you can feel it. Your wounds don't close, you're vulnerable. And it's all the problem of, either, the folk that kept your daughter from being returned to you, or the folk who killed her and sent her back.
And once, Ketheric truly was redeemable. But now, he gets SO, SO, SO close and then Aylin's like "nah he'd NEVER surrender, isn't that right, you worm?" and he gets up and is like "oh fuck you" and every chance is gone. Then you see him again, and he's already decided, he WON'T grovel again. He's gone too far, he sees it now. Sweet, precious Isobel was right. There's no coming back from this. And if you try to convince him he's worthy of redemption, he selflessly gives up and his god ixnays his retreat. And otherwise, he may go down yes.... But if he's going down, so are you.
And then he dies. He dies knowing he's given up everything for his daughter, cursed an entire land, caused Hell for everyone, and that his daughter, sweet Isobel, doesn't even think he's her father anymore. In her eyes, he's so far gone that he's not even the same man.
#bg3#ketheric#ketheric thorm#bg3 ketheric#i actually really love him#i wish he was still redeemable#he's actually perfect#i have a soft spot for parents who would do anything for their children#so yes he's a villain#but considering he's doing all this for his daughter?#i don't really see him as THAT bad even though i know he IS that bad#but he's just#grieving? and he's doing all this for his little girl y'know?#and also I LOVE LOVE LOVE Aylin and Isobel's love but#would you not be fucking pissed if some old lady immortal and A CHILD OF A GOD#came to you like “your daughter's my girlfriend”?#their love is very pure imo but there IS a power imbalance and isobel even comments on it#and if i were a parent and my kid came to me w that situation? i would do the same
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when you follow me youre signing a legally binding contract that you think im cute and youre in love with my actually
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bitches be wishing they were usopp to pull zosan like that


#actually i wish i were zosan#usopp my boyfriend (real)#dude has game look at his two boyfriends#and also her girlfriend kaya never forget <3#these are actual pics i just took rn bc i saw two illustrations next to each other in a comic book shop ??? gay#sanuso#zosopp#roronoa zoro#sanji#usopp#one piece
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Was it just me or did anyone else think that SMG4 and SMG3 were on a date in the new episode?
#smg4#smg34#like come on#they went on a double date with their fake girlfriends just because they were to scared to go on an actual date which each other
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