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necromancy-savant · 2 months

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That one poll reminded me of how one time in high school one Ms. Pease saw me quietly listening to my ipod in the hallway waiting for my next class and she just ripped it out of my hands. And I was staring in pure dumb shock for like 30 seconds and she was like "are you coming or not." She then proceeded to explain, once we walked the whole fucking school to her shitty little office she shared with 15 other people, that ipods aren't allowed in hallways. Which was news to me on account of everyone had them or cd players. She was known for being horrible for no reason but damn. I wish it was her who got arrested for cocaine

#it was a Spanish teacher. and not even the one I had whom everyone immediately suspected #let this be your sign that if you hate high school kids don't be a teacher #that was my one and only interaction with her miserable ass and I literally hope she died horribly years and years ago #a history teacher who caught me smoking once was sympathetic about my stolen ipod and helped me get it back and she was a literal angel #more of her and less of Pease in the world #people used to joke about the language department's food based names. Like Mr. Crabb and Ms Pease and Mr. Kofi #Mr. Kofi was a native French speaker from Cote D'ivoire. he was my French teacher and he was awesome. And they pronounced his name wrong #I was lucky I got him. We also had a teacher who taught French and Latin and spoke both with the strongest British accent ever #not to disrespect her or anything. She let us watch Gladiator in class. And I told her after like 3 weeks of class I finished the book #and she said ok here's the next one. if you get through that you can move up a whole year and go from Latin 1 to Latin 3/4 #after winter break. and I did do just that and I got the best grades in Latin 3/4 too #at Latin day I was a junior so I didn't get picked for the kartamen team (sp?)#and they lost first round #meanwhile I took multiple choice exams all day. My favorite. and I got 1st 2nd or 3rd place for every single one #so I literally won 10 awards all my myself at Latin Day. Just by taking multiple choice tests. they must have felt so stupid #I received those awards onstage at school the same day I got like 3 or 4 medals for the National Latin exam and the state exam #and the mythology exam #so I went home with like 15 awards that day so fuck you everyone who didn't want a junior on the kartamen team. I destroyed your sorry asse

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f1shipbracket · 3 months

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Group B: Matchup 8

#f1 #formula 1 #f1 rpf #f1blr #michael schumacher #mika hakkinen #mika häkkinen #charles leclerc #pierre gasly #makkinen #piarles #here we have the other (and currently only cause Launt lost) classic f1 ship in the running #classic f1 #also #last of the first round!! next week we move on to round two!!!

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rrotostap · 11 months

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They dropped out of Persona Champions to go on an adventure together :D (via Tactica DLC)

#persona #persona 5 royal #p5r #p5r spoilers #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #p5 protagonist #goro akechi #kasumi yoshizawa #sumire yoshizawa #p5 joker #p5 crow #p5r violet #royal trio #all of them lost ON THE FIRST ROUND 😭😭😭#but it's ok tho it means i don't have to deal with the toxicity #these kind of polls bring out the worst in fans so im kinda glad they lost #I FORGOT TO TAG P5T #p5t

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shannonsketches · 6 months

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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existaantbeing · 5 months

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I do find it moderately amusing when looking at the contrast between magical mountain's representation within the hermitcraft fanbase (especially early on in the season where it was absolutely everywhere) and its importance as a collective on the actual server (almost non-existant). I think people got really excited for a new boatem, but I don't think they've done anything as a larger group since day one. That being said, if you want to watch the actual successor to boatem this season- check out some of the hermits in the neighbourhood! They are always in each others business, have done quite a lot as a collective and are consistently hilarious whenever they interact. I feel like their relative lack of popularity is meaning a lot of hermitcraft fans are missing out on what in my view is the best grouping of the season, so if you were a fan of boatem, or similar close-knit groups, why not give them a try!

#yes i am making this because stresskall and False+Ren lost in the first round of a duos poll on twitter #i love all the hermits in magical mountain #but the only thing connecting them is the physical location of their bases #the neighbourhood #magical mountain #boatem #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10

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solarhood · 5 months

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#sonic the hedgehog #princess elise #sonelise #the pair was one of the contestants in a twitter poll #literally lost the first round against metadow rip #but they're number one in my heart (Aside from Sonadow)

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nebulanightsky · 9 days

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can we all agree that the sexy man poll is rigged this year

:/

Like everyone’s pretty much voting for error and ink so they can go head to head which is kinda annoying..but that’s just my opinion

Pretty much most of my friends are voting for Error this year cause, dang, that man was in the second place 2 times in a row 😭 they're making sure that Error won this year

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jianghushenanigans · 8 months

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goodbye li xiangyi

though i never knew you at all

#mysterious lotus casebook #li xiangyi #fang duobing #li lianhua #shan gudao #sorry i've been listening to the best of elton john cd too much recently #not that this is like the best of elton john or even the most sad of elton john #if you catch me making an lxy&sgd edit to daniel that's when you know i've lost my mind #there's a version of this in my head with high quality gifs and beautiful typesetting #but i know that if i ever get round to installing photoshop mlc will not be the first show i try to get a high quality torrent of #so i figured its better to do it half-assed than not at all #angsty screenshot edits

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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topnotchquark · 9 months

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#saw this doing the rounds on Twitter I just knew I HAD to do it #rip my post comparing charles to princess diana back in my f1 days (june of this year)#lost to tumblr search #Bezz is motogpblr's princess di #sweetheart core what can I even say!#marco bezzechi #bezz #princess diana #motogp #baby's first canva edit #I love the dog shit quality it has?

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napoleonic-sexyman-tournament · 3 months

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Tbh I think everyone is ugly in the Latin America bracket, non of them deserve to win.

Admin 1:

Wow, anon, what a normal thing to write about a bracket with only five polls posted so far :) I sure hope there isn't something about the people in this bracket that makes them different from Europeans that would make you say that :) I hope this doesn't indicate something unfortunate about you :) Anyway, I suggest getting a covid test for your utter lack of taste.

Admin 2:

Wise of you to send it as anon. I don’t know if you’re a troll or just racist, but either way you can fuck off.

You think I find all of the Europeans you people have submitted sexy? Maybe like a 2-5% of them even have vibes that vibe enough to be hot.

But I don’t judge, I’m sure some of you have a coprophilia thing because for sure you see some pieces of shit sexy (and not just in the moral sense, some of them truly look like something someone left in the toilet). Yet here I am, watching their ugly faces and saying nothing about the lack of taste some of you show.

In comes the Latam poll and a lot of them are, if not sexy in looks, very sexy because of the sheer amount of vibes and audacity they have.

I’m sorry they aren’t European twinks that look like Beaker or Pepe the king prawn.

If you don’t find them sexy you can fuck off and don’t vote, but I don’t need to hear you yapping.

(Love to all of you, crappy taste people voting for your favorite. No judgment if you’d like to fuck Pepe the king prawn, he has rizz at least)

#admin 2 #because fuck you #you fucks are lucky I wasn’t allowed to put in the dragons because your European bastards would have lost the first round against them #I also had a bad week and I’m grateful for the chance to rage #❤️❤️❤️❤️#<- admin 2 is allowed to be mad at you

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natelia-aldelliz · 2 years

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I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)

I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.

Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #ghostsoap #soapghost #they each have one dogtag from the other two (they lied about having lost the first pair to get another to have enough)#but they only wear the three when they're not on duty for obvious reasons #also i feel like not enough people know that british dogtags are round and not rectangular like the american ones #soap wears a kilt because kilts are hot and with his shirt it looks kinda punk i think #thistles are the flower of scotland btw (and one of my favourite flowers they're so pretty)#the piercings also don't stay on when they're on duty because of the risk of injury #ghost isn't listening to the conversation at all - there's too much noise to focus anyway and his bfs are way too pretty #my headcanon about roach is that he's not completely mute (after all he talks when he appears in the comics)#but he still goes non-verbal when he's overwhelmed or with people he doesn't like (out of spite) so he knows bsl #sorry if the text and the tags are a mess i can't remember the last time i slept #roach's hair is styled because they're on a date - it's usually a mess he has constant bed hair #look at that i remembered how to draw i'd be proud if i wasn't barely there lmaoo #it's my first time drawing burn scars but i think it's recognisable? maybe?#my phone makes it look way more yellow than my computer and i don't know which one is wrong so rip lmao too bad

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sunsetzer · 6 months

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On one hand, I want a final fantasy 6 remake, because the game is criminally underrated and the amount of fan content (which is all absolutely fantastic btw) is Not Enough for my neurodivergent, hyperfixating brain.

On the other hand, that would inevitably encourage more people to join the fandom, which would be great, except it seems these days the bigger a fandom gets the more toxic it becomes, and I really like what we have going on over here in our little corner. We all just love the game and its characters and nobody fights about who should and shouldn't date who or who you shouldn't like because they're ~problematique~. Nobody's trying to make one ship morally better than another, nobody's calling anyone names or threatening to doxx people who don't agree with their opinions. It's so peaceful and I love that for us. We're just vibing. Moisturized. Unbothered. In our lane. Flourishing.

#as someone who was in an extremely toxic and chaotic fandom and lowkey still traumatized #to the point where I'm afraid to mention which fandom it was/what my ship was #i have to say #i genuinely love it here #i was nervous at first sharing my ships and headcanons but everyone is so chill i was worried for nothing #thank you to everyone I've interacted with who has made this fandom a healing experience for me #i shudder to think about what some of the people i interacted with in a previous fandom would do with ff6 #probably would take edgar's flirting at face value and call him problematic for objectifying women #instead of considering the narrative and what we know about him and the way he actually treats women #my man drinks loving and respecting women juice he's not a creep #or that weird moment with relm that admittedly made me double take before i realized what he meant #theyd have a whole campaign against him lmfao #bc those people boil characters alive until they're just a formless pile of tropes and stereotypes #and seem to disregard all positive aspects of a character they don't like which is fine #but then they go and try to force other people to think like they do and ugh #theres a lot of silly moments in the game and aspects of these characters that make them well rounded and realistically flawed at times #and i fear that would get lost in the chaos if the floodgates opened after a remake #maybe im just jaded lmao #im jaded and i have anxiety so im always thinking about The Worst Case Scenario #the collective positive spirit of the dwellers in this fandom might actually foster a positive space if more people were to come in #ff6 #my post #i was gonna say maybe this is bc we're mostly adults #but that falls flat when i remember how some of the most toxic and immature people in some fandoms are grown ass adults #who bully each other and younger fans #and some of the most mature and cool people were actually younger #maybe ff6 fans are just built different lmao #also idk how old anyone else actually is there might be teenagers here i just don't think about it a lot

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mortiflyer · 3 months

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zhizhen is too fine to flop this grass season. need him to win wimby kinda

#over thee jannik sinner? well no. but #in spirit im there #tennis #zhang zhizhen #he lost eastbourne first round it's fine. after beating literal former no 1 the week before im so sane

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heilos · 2 years

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I just came home from work and saw that Lewis won the first round tumblr sexyman poll lol. That was extremely entertaining and i’m proud of ya’ll 😂.

#mystery skulls #mystery skulls animated #msa #Good job Lewis #you don't have to get another T-shirt that says you lost the first round #the fact it was down to 1% is absolutely hilarious

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sleepyhead-poll · 11 days

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ROUND 1D, MATCH 11 OUT OF 16!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Alecto:

Woke up after nearly 10,000 years and immediately ran god through with a sword

Apparently "killed" millennia ago and sealed in the titular Locked Tomb, Alecto was in fact only "switched off", chained up, and frozen in a big block of ice on Pluto, to make sure she never, ever wakes up. She is a Barbie Girl. She is a Barbie World.

Percy:

bro missed like 8 months of his life right after he got a girlfriend :( then he had amnesia so he didn’t even know he was asleep

#alecto the first #percy jackson #alecto the ninth #the locked tomb #tamsyn muir #the lost hero #the heroes of olympus #rick riordan #percy jackson and the olympians #round 1 #round 1d #poll bracket #poll tournament #polls #character polls #hibernation poll

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