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devintrinidad · 4 years ago

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I haven't watched it Akadama Drive the way through. But I have seen a lot of it. It's almost too gorey for me. But the visuals are a real treat and it definitely has the cyberpunk cool factor down. Swindler was a great main character! (I never shipped her with Cutthroat. I knew the psychopath was that. A psychopath and I bet he was going to turn on them at anytime. And he did! Never be distracted by the childish antics pretty boy serial killers!).

I'm interested in the future of AD. I heard the last episode was getting a special Directors cut including a alternative ending. I also heard the AD creators were happy to hear AD is doing well in the west so fans are wondering if that means their hoping to make a S2? I don't keep up with AD news so I'm not sure if that's their intention or not. But I did hear a fan theory that S2 could be about the bad guys using technology to bring at least of the main characters back to life (considering Swindler had a religious themed death and both her and Courier's bodies could easily be recovered. Plus revival through tech is such a Cyberpunk staple) because Brother and Sister are still targets and they were would where to look for them.

So maybe AD still has a bright future ahead with more content to explore the world (I honestly think Hacker could easily be a main character in any sequal).

Onto the CAW/AD verse.

I could totally see 3803 being this epic biker chick.... Who gets lost easily. But because she does all these crazy stunts, her enemies (who don't know her yet) think she's planning everything to confuse them. X D

I could see 1146's akudama name being Bodyguard. Because when he's not acting like one for 3803 and Platelet. He's taking up bodyguard jobs for anyone who needs them. For the right price and reason. If you're a scumbag who hurts innocent people, he'll kill you on the spot. But be nice enough to return the moneyto your corpse. Unless 3803 or Platelet needs something, then he'll strip you of all your dough and leave you penniless. He has a very ruthless rep. But he's so good at what he does, his help is in high demand. Ecspecially for someone who needs a bodyguard they can trust (and they know they aren't or won't act like scum around him to earn his wrath). He's fine with helping criminals. Just not ones who do a lot of harm to innocents or are involved in nasty business like trafficking or something.

Story wise things change up.

The way I see things here is that Cancer is the one secretly in charge and why things are so wrong. He's this absolute monster of a human being who gained immortality hundreds of years ago. He went nuts and caused wars and blew up the moon. He wants all the power and has created societies in his own twisted corrupted image (basically his dream in canon coming true here). But he's noticed after awhile things always go bad under his leadership and nearly everything dies. Instead of starting over again and again. He's decides to find a way to force everyone to become immortal like him so that even if they're killed. They'll have no choice but to come back to life like he does. If he has to suffer this, then so does everyone else.

That's where 3803 and Platelet come in. For decades, Cancer has been collecting and experimenting on people in secret in order to figure out how to gift them with his immortality. 3803 and Platelet are surviving lab rats who managed to escape during a explosion happening in the building. 3803 is the closest he's come to achieving his goal. 3803 would later tell 1146 she has no idea how immortal she is and it scares her to death that she might be unable to die like Cancer. All she knows is that she can take a lot of damage and recover in time. She's been able to age a little. But she hopes she's not being paranoid about looking younger and smaller for her age (Macrophage, another Akudama who knows her secret, tells her it's common for girls like her to look younger then they are and that she has gotten bigger since they first met. But 3803 is still a little concerned). 3803 also has no idea about Platelets status in all this since she's never been badly hurt and she's aged normally. But she's also never gotten sick a day in her life and she was put in the same cell as her. The scientists saying all she needed was a little tweaking and they'd both be closer to becoming their goal.

Ohhh, I didn't even think about 4989 and the others being 1146's enemies. I assumed they'd follow his lead eventually. Say they're dissapointed in him. Because yeah things are corrupt. But that's no reason to become a criminal and abandon their dreams of making the city a better place. They weren't there when he turned traitor so all they've been told is he got beguiled by some witch (3803 gets a very exaggerated and unpleasent rep along the Executioners for turning their top soldier against them. 1146 was already having serious doubts on his own but the organization puts the blame on her regardless). Eventually they get told by a superior officer if they can capture both 1146 and 3803 alive, they'll take 1146 back instead of executing or throwing him in jail. They'll strip him of his Akudama name and only punish him by putting a bomb collar on him until he redeems himself to them. It's not ideal. But for their friend they'll take it. They do eventually find and fight 1146 and even manage to knock him out and tie him up. They're prepared to fight 3803... Until they meet her face to face. From the rumours, they were expecting this buff scary woman who could rip their faces off. Instead they meet this determined but petite girl who looks like she'd hurt herself trying punch them. Even worse she's holding this little scared crying girl calling her big sis in her arms. They're the picture of defenselessness and it's suddenly making them not comfortable with this. This goes two ways: either they decide to cool down for a sec and let 3803 and 1146 explain themselves and then make the choice to leave and become akudamass too. Or, they harden themselves and take her anyway. 3803 promises to come quietly if they let her little sister go (they don't suspect Platelet is the Akadama Bomber). 3803 is hoping if she goes alone, She can at least convince Cancer Platelet died years ago and was a failed test subject. They agree and 3803 has to push Platelet away and yell at her to go (she knows she'll go to Macrophage so she'll be fine) because Platelet knows what's happening and is desperate enough to almost throws a small bomb at them (but 1146 would get caught up in the blast and 3803 glares at her to obey so she doesn't). The WBC squad does feel bad since they're not used to dealing with vulnerable women and children who can't fight back.

When 1146 wakes up in a room with his superior officer telling him he's back and not getting a bomb collar. He's getting brain surgery and it's a surprise what that's going to be. Needless to say, 1146 is pissed beyond words. He's going to be forced to be their top dog somehow again. Platelet is alone and scared. 3803 is going to be carted off to Cancer so Cancer can make things even worse. Needless to say he manages to make his case to his friends who see definitely now know being a Akadama is better then this. Half of them go to rescue 1146 before he gets brain surgery and the others go get 3803 before Cancer can.

That's my idea of it anyway. Cause the WBC squad would actually be really good akadamas.

Now when it comes to 1146 fighting allies a lot. My initial idea was before he left, 1146 was the best of the best alongside NK and Killer T. They were the power trio that stood above the rest with a 100% success rate in missions once all three worked together. But unlike the WBS squad. They stick to their Executioner roles. I see this because in CAW canon, despite being softies inside, both Killer T and NK have this 'don't get chummy with civilians' mentality. Killer T ecspecially getting on 1146 for wanting to interact and go soft with them. In AD verse, NK and Killer T ultimately believe the Executioners are a nessecary evil at worst because the world needs them to be (Idk, you can keep the germs and make them monsters that Executioners have to fight to keep the city save too. Of course all of them are secretly made by Cancer to convince the most 'noble' of Executioners to keep the corrupted status quo). When 1146 left, they took it personally. Particularly Killer T. NK keeps things more professional, but both want Roto resolve things with 1146 and see it as their duty to take him down. They don't believe 1146 about the whole conspiracy of a immortal Cancer ruling the world and doing all this other unbelievable stuff. Even when they see 3803 surviving a lot of damage, they chalk it up to her having access to some high tech she stole. Either way I'm conflicted on them being tragic villains who refuse to stop fighting 1146 and capture 3803 under orders or villains who get redeemed at the end.

But Akadama Killer T. Tell me more? What's he like?

Other stuff-

Macrophage is called Hacker. Both because she can hack her targets into pieces with her axe and because she's a famous computer hacker. She found 3803 and Platelet years ago after they had escaped from the underground lab. She was reasearching for fun what the base was and discovered its use for making immortality. She took the two girls in to raise as if they were her own and trained them how to survive as Akadama (more so 3803 since she's older). When Macrophage isn't a assassin for hire, she's using her hacking abilities as mission control for 3803 when she's on the job. She helps her not get too lost and handles money transactions. They see her as the mom they never had despite that she's really only around 14 years older then them.

Platelet loves blowing things up. She likes building things too. But bombing things helps her little family out more. She'll often plant tiny bombs all over the city and has Macrophage use her computer to keep track of them so she can detonate them when she sees a use to (like blowing up anyone chasing 383 while she's on her motorcycle). She adores 1146 and loves having him be part of her family. Partly because he's so strong and protective she doesn't have to worry as much about 3803 as much with him around. It's unknown just how much the experiments affected her too. All that's known is she's never been sick and barely needs any sleep to operate and always has nothing but energy to spare. She gets scared easily when 3803 might get taken away because her big sis has always been there for her and she's terrified of Cancer destroying her life and family again. If she lost 3803 she doesn't think she'd known how to live ob without her.

Cancer refers to all his experiments as his children. He calls 3803 and Platelet his daughters in particular and plans on having them back and fully like him so they can be his perfect family. He's actually known them since they were babies since, before they escaped, they've spent most, if not, all their lives in his care at the lab.

In this verse, 1146 is a much more aggressive pursurer of 3803's affections. He's still shy about making moves and acts stoic. But it's apparent he's interested in her early on and after awhile he makes no secret he wants to marry her. It always surprises her when he talks about wanting to marry her because he's too shy to flirt with her or even ask her on a date. He's both unable to make the first move, yet is very blunt about his desired intentions. She on the other hand is more hesitant. With her unknown immortality status, she's afraid she can't grow old with him and would deny him a normal wife. He simply says he wants her and no one else will ever do.

3803 feels bad about him becoming a criminal. He's fighting his friends and comrades and has a huge life sentence on him all because he protected he. He tells her even if he has never met her. He knows sooner or later he would have left on his own and been branded a Akadama. Meeting her just have him another reason to believe in protecting others. Plus she does let him live with her and her for free. She still tries to pay him for his services when he protects her on the job. Initially he takes the money. But after too long she finds out all he does with the money is buy her things she was planning on getting later anyway. He basically was doing her errands for her. She gave up after that.

1146 is very protective of 3803's secret and has killed people over it to protect her. Those people being top high level Executioners who are in on Cancer's existence and his plans. 1146 knows the moment Cancer can get 3803 and confirm her ID. There's going to be a lot of trouble. He's made it a goal to either turn those people to his side or kill them all until there's no one left. When Cancer hears of this, he calls him a kind killer.

Macrophage once jokes 1146 should be called Husband instead of Bodyguard because that's what he acts like with 3803. All overprotective and lovey dovey. He hates it when other men flirt with him and scared them off.

Cancer is actually more aware of 3803 and Platelets activity then anyone thinks. It's just that he's immortal so time is a little for him. He kind of enjoys watching them hide and run and wondering how far he can push 1146 in his efforts to protect them.

That's all I got I think. Putting in Cancer kind of changes things up but I also think he strangely fits in there very well.

Any other ideas you have?

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Oh my! It’s been a while since you’ve made such a long and lovely submission! First things first, yes, Swindler is best girl!!!

Heheh, I found Cutthroat/Swindler to be somewhat cute, but I had a feeling things would turn out for the worst when the team ultimately separated after Doctor’s betrayal and the fight with the Executioners. It was a pretty cool dynamic and I love how Swindler ultimately turned the tables on him.

(I’m a bit leery as to why he could see her “red halo” from so far away, but I suppose it was due to insanity/supernatural influences).

And yup! There was going to be a director’s cut. A Youtuber actually translated the tweets that directors had regarding the director’s cut and discovered that it was going to be an extra seven minutes of footage and would feature scenes that would help flesh out the last episode more.

It’s super interesting.

LINK HERE

Ooohhhh, a season 2 where we can see best girl and Courier to come back??? To be honest, I like the series where it stands. It had a message, stuck with it, but managed to punch it all in with masterful animation techniques and storytelling. One of the characters that I think would definitely come back, should probably be Hacker. He was a god of cyberspace and savvy with technology.

Someone once speculated that he’s smart: he would definitely upload a backup of himself somewhere.

(Another person thought that Hacker must have saved himself on Swindler’s phone because his drone icon was there after his final parting gift).

I think the best way to add onto the series would be to revisit their backgrounds? Then again, I checked out the available manga chapters that have been translated thus far, and it seems they might delve a little into that territory.

Maybe a one shot episode where we get to see all the Akudama go about their daily lives where they sometimes interact (unknowingly) Durarara style (another great anime you should watch if you have the time).

Hacker as main character??? Yes please???

3803 would definitely do crazy tricks, hahah. She’s simultaneously skilled and unskilled with her bike. She’s like the... Captain Jack Sparrow of the series except instead of being drunk all the time, she’s somewhat clueless and innocent.

Bodyguard is such a lovely name. Like... I can picture it and it really fits. Not only does it satisfy his canon role of protecting, it actually helps him from actually killing too many people unnecessarily. He’ll do it if he has to, but his main goal is to protect his charge, not go after any assassins and whatnot.

Ooooohhhh, I love Cancer here! You make him out to be some terrible god of destruction and chaos and I absolutely adore it. And the motive for immortality makes more sense in this au then in the canon for AD, hahah. But yes, I imagine after years of destruction and infamy, he would definitely feel lonely and bitter.

So of course, why not drag the rest of humanity down with him?

3803 and Platelet both being somewhat immortal beings? Yes??? And Macrophage being one of their true confidants? Also yes??? (WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE GOOD IDEAS???)

I know later on you’ll talk about Macrophage being a hacker (because of major hacking skills in tech and in killing), but what about this: she’s the Doctor from AD. Not a backstabber, but one who was somewhat affiliated with the idea of immortality. Maybe she was one of the scientists who helped raise 3803 and Platelet and after discovering that all the rest of the experiments died and only two remained, she decided enough was enough and got them out of Cancer’s hold.

Hmm... how about we combine Hacker and Doctor to create Scientist instead? She’s cold and ruthless underneath her ladylike vibes, but she truly does feel for the plight of 3893 and Platelet.

I don’t know, it would make for an interesting dynamic.

Oooohhh, I love the confrontation with WBC squad and 3803. They’re so geared and ready (4989 is definitely sweating bullets while the others reassure him). Also, you know how in AD canon that the Executions are always in pairs? Let’s have 2001 and 1145 the original pairing before he broke out. Then, 4989 with 2626 and 2048 and Eosinophil while 2001 gets stuck with Band Cell. Because, why not.

(Or, we go back to one of my most heinous friendships I ever created, 2001 and Dendritic Cell).

Can I also say that Bomber is such a bomb name for Platelet? (Pun completely intended).

And yeah, the WBC squad are definitely really uncomfortable when they undergo some cognitive dissonance here... perhaps it’s starting at this moment that they realize that Akudama aren’t that different from normal people... or the Executioners.

Bomb collars and surgery for 1146??? Ooohhhh, he must really be the top Executioner... I wonder if he’ll reunite with 2001 again as his partner or get someone new who can help control him. Because NK and Killer T are definitely partners.

On a side note you mentioned that they think that Executioners are a necessary evil. It’s like your acknowledging and somewhat hinting that they know this is wrong and that Akudamas aren’t inherently bad, but do so anyway because of a corrupt legal system. I love it. It really adds to the depth of the characters.

And yes, we need tragic villains with feelings.

As for Akudama Killer T... Maybe he went through some mental breakdown before realizing that the Executioners aren’t always right )if they were ever right in the first place). Perhaps he breaks like 1146 did, but instead of using his skills for constructive purposes, he goes all out and doesn’t care about the law anymore. He sort of becomes 1146’s foil. They’re both rear Executioners, both saw the errors of their ways, but while 1146 becomes a protector in his own way, maybe Killer T decides to become a mercenary.

I don’t know, I love parallels and showcasing how far characters have done.

(I REALLY WANTED PUPIL EXECUTIONER TO BECOME AN AKUDAMA OR AT LEAST HAVE A MOMENT TO HERSELF, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. AT LEAST THE DIRECTORS CUT IS SAID TO ADDRESS THAT).

Cancer as a father?

Cancer as a family man?

I... that’s a concept I never considered. Just, I can only imagine him playing with all of his experiments, knowing that one day, most of them will end up dying. He probably favors 3803 over Platelet because of how close they are in physical appearance/age and acts creepy about it.

(Is this my Abnormalities!verse writing urge acting up again, probably).

Hehehe, why but blunt 1146. That is so cute and adorable. He and 3803 constantly dance around the issue, especially due to the whole immortality thing, but he makes it clear that he doesn’t care. Though he doesn’t know it, he’s actually quite suave when he finally convinces her that it’s the time they spend together now that matters so they won’t regret in the future.

3803 swoons.

Husband??? Yes???

Macrophage as confirmed 3803/1146 shipper? Why not???

Ooohhh, Cancer is more aware than what was already expected... I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!!!

So I know that I said earlier that Macrophage would be a combination of Hacker and Doctor, why not also make Cancer have Hacker elements? Think about it, he’s practically immortal and it was never truly confirmed how immortality works in AD canon. Maybe his immortality is due to a combination of high technology and organic stuff. Maybe, he can upload his consciousness at will so that he can “supervise” his children. It also adds credence to the whole “3803 had high tech to help her stave off heavy damage” that Killer T and NK think is what’s going on. I don’t know, I just think it would be cool to have Cancer be a god in the physical and technological world.

He would be so OP, but that’s what Cancer probably would want in CAW canon, so there, hahah.

Hmm, anything else? Let’s see, Killer T as an Akudama would definitely be more of a Brawler character... I don’t have anybody down for Hoodlum... But who do you think would be a best fit for Head Executioner? At first, I wanted Helper T, but I realized that he doesn’t get super utilized in canon, so why not make him Executioners alongside Regulatory T. Seriously, they don’t get enough screen time (especially Regulatory T).

As for the majority of Akudamas, most are definitely pathogens or germs, but I’m assuming some of them are actually Normal Cells... Normal Cells with benign mutations, but somehow get the attention of Executioners.

But yeah, this was an awesome little au. I’m down to read some action packed nonsense with these characters. You should definitely try your hand at writing this, hahah!

#cells at work #hataraku saibou #devin trinidad #devin trinidad author #devintrinidad author #caw #devintrinidad #caw anon #anon ask #submission #akudama drive #akudama

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lapetitepersonne · 3 years ago

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Ohhh I don't remember this ! Kinda makes me want to reread the book haha

I was thinking : I mean, there is the theory that Neil is going to turn his abuse onto Max in season 4 since Billy is not here anymore. The fact that Billy got "heavy eyelids" and didn't really look awake most of the time was (at least for the most part) because of the abuse he endured from his father and how unhappy he was in general. So yeah, you're right, Max mimicking him in this regard at the end of Runaway Max is interesting !! Could be some (pretty depressing) foreshadowing.

I feel like Max and Billy are/were a lot more similar than they realized and I wouldn't be surprised if Neil's abuse towards Max would make her react in similar ways than Billy (anger, violence, pushing people away... especially since there is this theory that Max’s relationship with Lucas is going to be strained in season 4). We know that Billy’s own behavior towards Max was a result of the abuse he endured from his father, so it’s not absurd to imagine Max acting the same way (and maybe realizing a lot of things regarding Billy - and isn’t that fucking tragic that she would realize all of this after he died ?).

And she would be grieving Billy at the same time. Billy, her shitty step brother with who she reconciled off screen somehow and who died horribly before her very eyes. So let’s just say there would be a lot going on for her.

Also : I know that in Runaway Max she discovers before he dies that he was physically abused by Neil but tbh, in the show, I think she's going to discover it when she becomes the target of Neil's violence. It wouldn't be the first time the book isn't canon and in the show they still haven't indicated at all that Max knows/knew about it (I mean there are other differences between the book and the show regarding the whole familial situation of the Hargroves/Mayfields anyway). They were too busy making her talk about how straight Billy was in season 3 Ig

Another thing (yeah I was actually pretty invested in that book and I'm just obsessed by Max and Billy let's be honest so no I'm not going to stop talking about it, ever) : we know that Billy is going to come back in some way in season 4, as a ghost, alive, as a product of the MF, we don't know (I hope it’s not memories/flashbacks because it wouldn’t allow for what I hope is going to happen which is :). His return could allow some closure between Billy and her, especially considering the new (potential) dynamic between Neil and her and that Billy knows of pretty well too.

Talking about all this is making me so excited about season 4 and making me hope for so many things for Max ! I can’t wait to see what they do with her.

Now I just checked Michael Myers’ backstories (bc there are two timelines) and I was actually interested in the original timeline (I felt like there were some parallels with the Creeds and Max and everything) but then I checked the remake timeline and look :

There are some interesting parallels between Michael and both Max and Billy.

Billy : (okay that’s reaching and that’s obviously not a conscious choice on the Duffers’ part but) there is the fucking rat which parallels the MF that Billy confronted and “killed” (I mean he killed it by breaking the connection with it, with El's help), but also Billy’s behavior in general. While he didn’t kill anyone, he was certainly dangerous in season 2, and I mean, in season 3, he was fucking possessed by the MF and you were talking about the parallel in Runaway Max in the first place !!

Max : doesn’t this look like what could be the start of season 4 ? I mean, the shitty step father, the taunting about Michael’s sister/Billy (also, jkjk but Billy fits the slut stereotype), the erratic behavior. Give me unhinged Max pls.

Anyway, yeah, I’m done now haha (your post inspired me)

wait wait wait in runaway Max kinda compares Billy to Micheal Myers.

Some background info of Micheal. when he was like five on Halloween he was cursed to kill his whole family. This curse took over him and dictated the actions for the rest of his life.

This whole description just reminds me of flayed Billy

As Max is describing Micheal and what makes him a monster Billy literally enters the scene

Here Max explains how Billy is controlled by Neil (almost like a curse)

But even after Billy is kinda compared to Micheal you know who Max dresses up as?

I think this might be implying that Max will turn out like Billy

Another important point is how Max constantly throughout the book described Billy’s facial expressions most notably his eyes

and in the last few pages Max does this

although Max then laughs I think this sets up Max becoming more like Billy and I feel like we might see this in more season four

#runaway max #stranger things #the only kinda meta posts I've done in my life were about runaway max somehow

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pinksweatergettingbetter · 7 years ago

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warning, the following has mainly snarky (and possibly furious) opinions on Spirit of Justice. Reader discretion is advised.

Alright, on to part three, where Phoenix’s big fat mouth gets Apollo and Athena into deep doodoo.

QUICK CHILDREN, INTO THE MANHOLE!

SDUFGDGSF YOU CAN ‘MOVE’ WHILE YOURE BEING CHASED

way to ruin the moooooood XD

well athena if its any consolation, smelling like a rotten egg will probably delight sadmad.

y’know. cause youre a putrid egg yolk.

“Once a rebel, always a rebel!”

apollo was never a rebel

you sent him back to America before he could do any rebelling.

>OH MY SNARK IS CONFIRMED BY APOLLO

oh everyone’s met up now

“It was like watching a pair of ostriches bury their heads in the sand”

the FUCK does that mean, Phoenix?!???

“dubious hovel”

whats wrong with athena? i thought she was huddling up in the corner because she saw something unnerving, then maybe because of all the sudden people there–– but it’s implying she’s disgusted by the shitty state of the place?

what, is Athena a germaphobe now??

“He said he hopes you’ll come back and take over this office someday.”

“M-me?”

“Those were his words! He might have been half-joking though.”

I’m not sure which I’m more offended by; the fact that Dhurke still assumed Apollo would make a shit lawyer, or the fact that Apollo does indeed take over. Spoilers. Haha.

“must’ve been because of you, dhurke!”

no it was because of Phoenix Wright because he was a cool guy, once upon a time. also because, unlike every other lawyer in the gotdamn series, Apollo just really friggin loves the law. He thinks lawyers are legit cool and he wanted to be one because he just happened to have a passion for litigating. He’s not a prop in your stupid story, he’s his own interesting person.

“Dhurke was never a hands-on kinda dad...”

you can motherfucking say that again, vore machine.

“...but not a day went by that he wasn’t thinking of ya. That much I’m sure of.”

yeah he sure was

thinking of the favours he could one day ask of him.

“Doesn’t get more paternal than that!”

Athena, you don't even have a dad. Your opinion on the subject is completely worthless.

“(Dhurke... And to think, I really did spend my days trying to forget you...)”

god apollo you don’t deserve this. you deserve trucy and klavier and thalassa (being an actual mom for once) HELL you deserve your ACTUAL, REAL DAD.

“The victim’s passport and any pictures of him were burned up in the fire. Without knowing his real name, no divination seance could be performed.”

So you’re telling me Jove brought every single glossy of himself into that blaze? And after the fire, nobody bothered checking the dental records on the corpse/asking where that neato musician from the other night went?

Once again, DDSOJ police, at their best. If there wasn’t a coverup involved, I’m gonna be pissed.

( My real dad... I was never really interested in learning about him. )

While this is a totally understandable and natural reaction... I really wish–– Actually, no; it’s best Apollo never learned that he once had a father who actually gave a fuck about him. That’d probably break his heart.

“As the son of the terrorist Dhurke, Nahyuta was expelled from the royal family.”

i.... why did Dhurke keep him in Koooraheen, anyway? He really couldn’t have sent him to a happier life in America with his half brother?

huh i think that face-palm is a new expression for Vore Machine. he almost looks reasonable.

“As his son, Yuty no doubt got the cold shoulder at every turn.”

amazing. not only was Apollo abandoned in America in some shit orphanage with zero contact from anything he knew as family, but Sadmad was forced to stay behind in a country that hated his guts. The perfect situation for both boys!!! No wonder they’re both so fucking grouchy all the time! Dhurke, you parental genius!

“Dhurke’s the kinda guy who can become fast friends with just about anyone!”

guess that explains the fandom popularity

“Lol come over n play some jams bro”

“Ok dawg is it chill if i bring my kid my wifes uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Yeah its cool I'm great with kids”

“tight”

“It’s like Dhurke’s done nothing but save me all my life” yeah... from messes he made.

“Jangly Justice”

god. i want to root for Jove but like. He looks like a tool, he sounds like a tool, his stage name is the tooliest thing ive ever heard...

originally this section was me ranting about how Thalassa would never have just ‘stopped looking for Apollo’ when she heard that Jove perished in the flames, since Apollo’s corpse was never found and the rebels were out looking for her to give him to her– but instead I’m just gonna leave you with ‘that excuse is mad weak and the writers need to try harder.’

“You should try on the jacket, Apollo!”

“Yeah, yeah!”

Look, I can excuse Athena, because she doesn’t know. But Datz knows its mold infested and disgusting. And he just finished talking about APollo’s tragic past. What the everloving fuck is up with this sicko?!

Also Athena, you can’t laugh at him wearing an eyepatch when he just got done wearing one all last year.

“I’d recognize those horns anywhere!”

“Is that really the only way anyone recognizes me?”

cue Phoenix harrumphing from the corner and brushing his spikes

yknow maybe ive mentioned this before but why /hasn’t/ the queen found the safe house? It’s Dhurke’s old law office; that’d be like, the first place I’d check. Its like wondering if Dumbledore’s Army is based in Hogwarts.

I mean I guess you could say the Queen assumes theyre not stupid enough to hide in their old main haunt but... they’re stupid. they’re really, really stupid. it’s been proven like 800 times.

so we just had a ladder convo about lizards?

also what do you mean geckos like to live in houses? i thought they just climbed around outside them. aLSO WHY ARE THEY EATING THEM

... I appreciate that it ended in a Bugs Bunny Switcharoo though.

...And Phoenix ends it with “theyre just a plain old lizard”

I guess Phoenix doesn’t know flowers or lizards.

i really don’t know why none of the revolutionaries think sadmad’s playing the long con. they’ve all just completely given up on him. what if he was pulling a snape??? they talk about trust and shit and yet none of them trust their own leader’s son? shameful.

“It seems like Gar’an has some serious leverage over him”

okay, they suspect he’s being controlled with some kind of blackmail... and yet do nothing to help him? they’re dumb enough to risk their lives doing something like that, but not compassionate or caring enough?? to their leader’s son???? what the fuck??????

aww i missed Beh’leeb. I hope she and her (born/ unborn? cannot tell if she’s pregnant or not) kid are doing ok.

“So she’s trying to help the revolution along... in her own special way!”

that sounds enormously patronizing phoenix, shut up. she’s pregnant and she has to deal with fucks like Datz running around blowing off firecrackers at government officials.

...youre giving the orb to datz.

ill eat my hat if nothing happens to it.

“We’ll attract undue attention if we go in too large a group”

oh also because youre dressed like baby’s first paint set but

“AAAH!!”

“Do you know something about this?” “Nope! Just felt like shouting is all.”

yes, this is definitely the guy who should hold onto the orb for you. also i presented the attorneys badge. guess he has nothing to say about apollo’s proof of profession, eh?

“Yeah... You’d think Nahyuta might’ve cut his old man some slack, but no.” Dhurke you thick son of a bitch

wow. one single flashback occurrence where Dhurke wasn’t a dick. Well, 1/1000 ain’t too shabby...

“What? You came to visit me and you didn’t even bring me a present?”

What, like your plate of ‘my son is NOT a failure” sushi, Dhurke ?

“But I’m not a rebel.”

“Don’t be ridiculous– You’re a member of the defiant dragons simply by being my son.”

HE’S NOT YOUR SON YOU FUCK

If you present him your attorneys badge he jokes about dying happy and apollo makes it explicit that he means via execution

dhurke. that means apollo would die too. stop fucking joking about him dying you prickwad.

Apollo: Hey Dhurke know anything about this necklace

Dhurke: OOOAAHHH!!! OHHH!! AHHH!!!!

Apollo: So thats a...

Dhurke: Hahahahah its a no son give it here

Apollo: Yeah ok i see nothing suspicious about that at all and i sure hope the secret behind it wasn’t important to this case or anything..........

me: jeez i hope that stupid necklace was the last thing we had to present

phoenix, appearance from god knows where: hey maybe ask about the hostage

me: bless you baby. also i forgot you were here

Phoenix: Sounds like the minister has someone you really care about, cause you totally obeyed everything he did.

i know what youre trying to excuse here SOJ staff but no, straight up lifting right out of JFA will never be ok.

“Is there a new lady in your life?” “WHAT?! DONT BE RIDICULOUS SON!”

I’m gay now! Hahaha. But seriously. Nobody wants to date Dhurke.

“Amara was the love of my life, but she’s gone now, and there will never be another.”

cue Dhurtz shippers furiously jamming their fingers in their ears and whistling

what the

fuck is happening

to his aRM

“You tensed up” HIS BROKEN ARM STARTED VEINING SO HARD THAT IT SHOWED RIGHT THROUGH LIKE 2 LAYERS OF CLOTH

THATS SOME KRISTOPH DEVIL HAND SHIT RIGHT THERE

JESUS CHRI

oh there’s something hidden in there THANK GOD THAT SCAREDTHE FUCK OUTTA ME

“Oh I see– so youre hiding a woman’s photo up your sleeve”

oh yeah, a 3D photo. that has bumpy bits. absolutely apollo.

“You don’t need to keep secrets like that from me– You’re an eligible bachelor now. But you’ll... introduce her to me at some point, right?”

this has that creepy ‘parent insists you have a crush on that one kid’ conversation vibe to it, especially since it’s not like Apollo ever had an attachment to Amara to make him see her as a mother; she was ‘dead’ before he could even walk.

“Mon dieu! Are you into younger women, Dhurke?!”

Athena,,,,,,,, athena,,,, Apollo,,,,, he’s

it’s

oh never mind.

“Heh heh. Dhurke, you old dog, you. You got yourself a younger lover.”

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, NOT NEVER MIND. YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF AMARA. YOU KNOW WHAT AMARA LOOKS LIKE. YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAST AND PRESENT DHURKE BECAUSE THERES NO WAY HE COULD JUST RANDOMLY CUT HIS HAIR AND THEN HAVE IT GROW BACK THAT FAST.

I KNOW YOU THINK SHE’S DEAD BUT AT LEAST FUCKING SAY YOU THINK IT’S HER TWIN SISTER YOU UTTER UTTER NUMBSKULLS

“This is Amara before she died. If you look closer, you’ll see that I was younger, too.”

“Hey. You’re right.”

“Aww, that’s no fun.”

MY ULCERS ARE NO FUN BUT GUESS WHAT NEITHER IS LIFE

“Wait a second... Haven’t we seen this woman before?”

DAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH

GOOD FUCKING BALLS PLEASE PLEASE LET THEM BE TROLLING DEAR GOD AAHGGDFKAFAGF

i really love that photo though. everything about it is generally just really nice.

wait hang on. they. they just. they kept her around? after her fake assassination? they just–– WHERE YOU COULD GET A PHOTO OF HER?!

EXPLAIN–– THERE’D BETTER BE A GOOD EXPLAIN

“She was confined within the grounds, but she was fit as a fiddle.”

Ga’ran. Ga’ran. Ga’ran. You stupid, stupid, stupid bitch.

“She was being held under virtual house arrest, so I freed her, and we made a run for it.”

“Of course, we didn’t just proclaim it to the people so that they’d realize Ga’ran was a dirty bitch; that would have been way too easy hahaha.”

Ohhh I see. They didn’t know Ga’ran was the one who did it. Except Ga’ran was the one who kept her under house arrest and faked her death so... It’s pretty obviously her? Amara would know that by putting 2 and 2 together? But no... Apparently Amara was suspicious enough to suspect Dhurke of being the arsonist like Ga’ran said, but brave enough to ‘accompany him so she could ascertain the truth for herself.’

hey remember when i said brave. i meant stupid. she was stupid enough to go with someone she thought might have tried to kill her, completely unsupervised. though i guess you'd have to be that dumb to actually fall in love with Dhurke in the first place.

AH, and she was immediately recaptured. Because Dhurke sucks.

Waaaaait wait wait. How long and when did he ‘rescue’ her? The incident was 23 years ago, but Rayfa is 14– and Amara would need the usual 9 months to gestate– plus, the room she’s holding Rayfa in has the Defiant Dragons handbook in there, so it’s probably someplace of Dhurke’s––

Meaning there was a nine year gap but they still didn’t show her to the general public to depose gar– AGHHH. ITS ALL TERRIBLE!!!

“Apollo. We need to grill the queen about Amara when we have the chance.”

Hobo Nick’s ghost: Hey uhh me, that might get you uhhhhh murdered i thought we got over that after von karma tasered the shit out of u––

SOJ Nick: DOOOOHHOOOHOO I LIKE SOLVING MYSTERIESSS

Apollo: hey maybe the baby Amara’s holding is me.

Athena: Nah it’s too cute to be you.

Apollo: ....i just want to have proof that I’ve known the loving touch of a mother at least ONCE ATHENA OKAY???

“Hm? Oh... well, either way, it’s not you, son.”

yeah fuck you apollo the Sadmahdis only love their REAL children

also its Rayfa. it was in the safe next to Rafya’s letter; Rayfa basically identified it as herself when she saw it, it’s Rayfa.

Apollo: wow youre sure acting vague and suspicious about this; guess i’ll just accept it for what it is.

Dhurke: [tells apollo’s he's going to die and leave him fatherless again]

Apollo: [immediately assumes its another of Dhurke’s jokes because Dhurke’s jokes are horrible and always at Apollo’s expense]

phoenix: ...are you sick?

NICK

OH MY GOD

i shriek laughed

Apollo: [clearly emotionally distraught]

Dhurke: [continues to dance around the issue, thus prolonging Apollo’s suffering]

(Why is this happening now? Just when I was finally starting to feel like you really are my...)

HE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU, APOLLO

GET OUTTA THERE

So far Apollo hasn't said “i’m gonna do x and x and x, or die trying!” and honestly i know it’s a bit on the nose but it’s more true for this situation than any other ones it’s usually said in.

Dhurke: I’ve got a big secret

Apollo: You’ve been hiding something *ELSE* from me?

Dhurke: I’m afraid I can’t tell you what it is. I’d be betraying a certain someone if I did.

WHY DID HE EVEN BRING IT UP THEN!? WHY IS DHURKE JUST THE FUCKING WORST?!!!

“You’ll discover a truth that is hard to accept. But I know you. And I know you can handle the truth, no matter what it turns out to be.”

After all, you’re super great at accepting all the misfortune my existence has heaped upon you! Hahaha!!!

“Apollo... Are you okay?”

“...I’m fine.”

they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it b

h e r e c o m e t h e r e b e l s

and once again you have to manually move there.

action bomb over here from Vore Machine

also beh’leeb sweety youre doing amazing

“Dhurke belongs to the people!! Give him back!!!”

he what now

(sigh)

..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................hi.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sadmad...............................................................................................................................................................................

“They’ll be arrested? Just for protesting?!”

Apollo... you live in the real world, r–– oh well technically he doesn't hm

that point’s moot

“They are aiding and abetting a criminal by seeking his release”

uh pretty sure that’s BS yut

“Her Eminence, Queen Ga’ran, has ordered they be arrested and judged en-masse”

ok im fucking

I'm wheezing so bad not ONLY do we have to save a revolution and Dhurke the rebel leader, but we are now about to defend most of the population of an entire country at once. Stakes RAISED bro

good fucking lord apollo stop being all “weren’t you a defiant dragon once?!wehh!!”

even Phoenix, with his Edgeworth obsession, didn’t really question it when Edgeworth was being his shithead prosecutor self.

Nahyuta: Sigh. Guess I can’t escape you. I mean I could use my magic beads to tie you up and then prance off but i have a plot to advance.

“Enough with the zen monk act, Nahyuta– Tell me how you really feel!”

Damnit, Sadmad, it’s not like we have someone who can read emotions by listening to-– oh yeah.

“She’s being held in secret where nobody is allowed to see her.”

second time’s the charm!

Apollo, simply bringing up the reason he’s doing what he’s doing won’t get him to stop. Remember the Phoenix and Maya situation? Until you can guarantee her safety, Sadmad’s just going to keep steam rolling along.

OH FINALLY

ok athena dish the dirt

alright, here we go, folks. time for Nick to get all their asses killed. i mean just listen to that ominous music :/

i love her laugh sprite.

“a lawyer AND a comedian, HOW DROLL”

the royal guards weird me out a bit though. its those masks. I'm getting high lady gaga gives

lady gagaran

Apollo: better give her evidence to burn–– i mean, jog her memory with some evidence.

Ghost of hobo nick: future me!! stop this!! don’t you remember what always used to happen?!

SOJ Phoenix: DOOOHOOOHOOO WE GOT HER NOW, APOLLO!

...........that worked

....no it didn’t. just spring you damn trap already, gagaran.

Apollo: Hm better not tell the people, that could stir up the revolution and actually make it happen. Especially since there might be REAL terrorists hiding out there, just waiting until someone goes, “Hey, that dead queen isn’t really dead!!”

lol

something went wrong?? no way

“Eeeek! Apollo! Don’t strip here!!!”

why is athena such a ditz in this case???

I HEARD A BELT

wow. apollo’s ass canonically bared in AA6

klavier gavin cries a million miles away

“HE WASN’T HIDING THE BULKY ASS ORB IN HIS CLOTHING, YOUR EMINENCE”

“damn i really thought he was hiding it in his skintight pants and vest. also ignore the other two, they couldn’t possibly have it.”

oh lord pls don’t hurt rayfa

“Your mind has been poisoned by the barbed one.”

“It was an honour and pleasure, your eminence”

phoenix i know that was highly badass and all but youre literally sitting pretty to be executed

“”””discipline””””

“Well, Apollo, let’s head back to the safe house for now.”

yes, just in case any spies follow us! so that the queen can get her hands on the orb that much fast!!

oh hi edgeworht, youre in this game

WOO YOU TELL’EM EDGEY

DOWN WITH PLUMED PUNISHER!! DOWN WITH PLUMED PUNISHER!! DOWN WITH PLUMED PUNISHER!!

“Moving along to things that actually matter...”

it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it

“Yeah, it’s like the more we learn about this case, the less we understand.”

just like me and this game’s writing process

“A trial without evidence...”

there’s evidence, you wankers, what do you think that photo of amara, the old case files and the necklace are????

“Athena, you’re too young and extra to die. Sit this trial out so we can save on sprite space.”

“Gotcha, chief.”

“Plus, there’s prosecutor Blackquill to think of. he said he’d use me for sword practice if he put you in harms way.”

Yeah, if Athena dies, who’ll his new punching bag be??? don’t think i haven’t forgotten story teller. i will not forget. i will not forgive.

“Remember; the worst of times are when lawyers have to force their biggest smiles.”

ugh, finally it’s used semi right.

And so, we come to the end of another frustrating chapter. It’s finally time to move on to the final trial. I’m actually kind of curious to find out how everything went down– though something tells me my suffering won’t end when i do.

Welp, friends – till next time. The final hurdle is at hand. Or at least, part one of it.

#sulking over SOJ #ooc #we're almost done... just the final trial still to go...]#spirit of justice spoilers #soj spoilers

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>THE TRADITIONAL GAME OF ASH-CHICKEN (P1)

Hadean and Pheres have a long history of meddling with one another, starting when Hadean intervened with Pheres’s matesprit shortly after they first met - and rolling downhill ever since then in an ever-escalating war. Pheres’s solution to this? Meddle more intensively in Hadean’s life, until Hadean’s finally forced to admit that he can’t handle it and flees the scene entirely.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t quite turn out the way Pheres plans. It turns out that no one ever wins when it comes to games of ash chicken.

>CAST

invertedDissident | Hadean

refiningSpacetime | Pheres

gentleOssifrage | Kilran

JUNE 7TH: Kilran and Pheres have been growing increasingly aggressive at one another during the public chats. While Pheres's initial attempts to handle it involved rephrasing Kilran's aggression as pitch attempts - a conclusion cheerfully carried on by the chat - when it fails to dissuade Kilran's threats, he decides to take a different approach, and suggest they speak in private.

-gentleOssifrage [GO] began trolling refiningSpacetime [RS]-

GO: Really. You should just start paying attention to the chat so you can respond in time to actually deliver a blow. GO: It loses its effect if you do it an hour late and just embarrasses you. RS: / oh / do save your lectures / some of us actually have work to do / and are forced to talk in between it / RS: / what in the world is your problem with me / ? / if it is pitch / I should think I have made it clear / RS: / I am deeply uninterested / GO: Don't worry, I am too. RS: / thank the empress / GO: You're a horrible, terrible troll and your ideals are revolting and the fact that you go around and try to spread them is just GO: What's the term? GO: Something stronger than reprehensible. GO: Absolutely fucking disgusting. GO: For someone who's a lowblood, you're painfully fucking dimwitted and you're more willing to lick at the toes of people belittling you AND!! GO: And your friends!! GO: And you try to convince the people around you into doing the same. GO: Which, admittedly, everyone is free to feel how they like, but then here YOU are, vomiting up your rhetoric on everyone around you like anyone actually cares about what you say. RS: / haha / good heavens / just tell me how you really feel / GO: You're an ugly troglodyte who thinks he's SO MUCH BETTER and SMARTER than everyone when in fact!! All you do is spout information that ANYONE can find with a simple google search! Can you even DO anything besides from that and go around grovelling and trying to convince people to become the rightful lowblood servants that they should be?? RS: / you have so many feelings / I do feel bad for you / it is difficult to be brown / and harder still if you let your resentments fester / RS: / but all this sounds like you are unhappy / and instead of figuring out why / RS: / you are choosing to lash out at me / because I have the audacity to not / hate our society / hate the position I have been given / and / RS: / mm / hate myself / evidently / ? / that sounds tiring / haha / ! / RS: / but / here / I will apologise / RS: / I am sorry I am educated / RS: / I am sorry that Prisma and others seek my advice and input / RS: / I am sorry that I am not / oh / so incensed by our lot in life / that I am content to wallow in self pity and fear / RS: / rather than just bettering myself to avoid as much trouble as I can / RS: / I would say that I am sorry that I hurt your feelings by impugning your work / RS: / but / well / RS: / one must learn to take criticism eventually / RS: / =:) / GO: See, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. You do realize that the whole 'oh yes, if they're picking on me, it just means they're jealous and/or fearful of how their life is ' is complete and total bullshit, right? You DO realize that or are you that dim? GO: Oh boo hoo, I'm so sad and afraid, I'm afraid of my life and I hate myself ohhh noooo =:( GO: Is that what you were hoping to hear? That I'll burst into tears? GO: That's pathetic. You're pathetic and two dimensional and stupid if this is the kind of shit you think you can say and STILL think that you're the coolest, oh most reasonable person to exist. GO: The more and more I hear about you and learn about you the more I realize you're just this horrible, hateful little grub that screams and cries and thinks he's the biggest and most moral troll around and THAT'S why he's better than every other lowblood. RS: / oh / forgive the terminology / I assure you / I am being entirely sincere when I say / this is adorable / RS: / whoever said that I think I'm better than anyone / ? / you are this marvelous fountain of accusations / and perhaps if they were accurate / I would be deeply injured / RS: / heavens / I might even feel bad / RS: / but they're all so mystifyingly inaccurate / and leave one wondering where you even got them / GO: Oh I see, so you're pulling THIS card? RS: / but I'd hate to make guesses / GO: Is this really the worst you can do, Pherry-berry? GO: Are you this fucking bad at talking to people that when someone confronts you like you WANTED them to (don't forget, you offered to DM me!), all you can do is pull the 'So are you, what am I?' and the 'You're so cute when you're angry' cards? RS: / I am afraid you're misconstruing this conversation / Kilran / RS: / this has been nothing but me asking a question / which you proceeded to answer with / GO: Should I go ahead and write down weak spined and completely fucking useless down on the reasons why I dislike you? RS: / / six lengthy paragraphs describing my every sin / RS: / I already said I'm not pitch for you / I am not looking to insult you / when you do a well enough job on your own / RS: / should I be arguing for my own good standing here / ? / RS: / or shall we wrap this / ? / I was trying to let you have your fill / get all of these /- feelings -/ off of your chest / RS: / so you can stop upsetting Prisma / by turning every conversation / into a poor attempt at a brawl / GO: You're going to end up a shitty, burnt-out-in-a-sweep battery and the world isn't going to lose a damned thing, you know that? Everything you do, everything you hoped to do, will mean less than the crinkled up wrapper of a cheap candy bar laying in the streets once you finally join your 'rightful place' in the fleets. GO: It's going to be a great future for you Pheres. Aren't you excited? RS: / mm / at least you're set / RS: / they still like using lowbloods as pails / even in the fleet / RS: / lucky you / you have cornered a universal market / =:) / RS: / you know / I have been curious / for someone so righteous about his intrinsic worth / RS: / do your customers have you change your blood / too / or do they find it more attractive to realise they're dealing with a brownblood / playing at being anything other than he really is / ? / RS: / because personally / that seems a little depressing to me / GO: You do realize you can take as many pot shots as you want at my job and I won't care, right? It doesn't bother me and it's just sad that you're going for the low hanging fruit. GO: And neither do I care about what my customers think of me. I'm not paying them for their opinions. They're paying me for what I can do for them. GO: Don't you know how business works? RS: / hahaha / like I said / you're adorable / RS: / it's like watching snack attack a shoe / good heavens / GO: Or should I mark down another reason as to why you're so reprehensible? The fact that you're so fucking terrible at holding your own in a situation like this that you're trying to ask the highly paid sex worker if they care about being a sex worker. GO: You're just RS: / I'll put the thought into genuinely upsetting you / at the point that you stop projecting every tragic thought in your head at me / like it is actually relevant or important / to this discussion or any other / GO: You're so stupid GO: Now I'm actually feeling bad. GO: Am I really sure whether or not you understand this conversation or your own words? I don't know. I can't answer that. RS: / hahaha / personally speaking / I got what I wanted from this conversation / I am very sorry that you didn't / RS: / good light / GO / have a wonderful evening / GO: Fuck you. -gentleOssifrage [GO] stopped trolling refiningSpacetime [RS]- AUG 21ST: Hadean begins getting aggressive with Malili in public: Pheres private messages him to make his disapproval known, in what is quickly becoming habit for the two of them. -- refiningSpacetime [RS] is now messaging invertedDissident [ID]! -- RS: / and what are you doing / ? / ID: eating pizza. RS: / riveting / don't you know that usually takes two hands / ? / RS: / perhaps you should try it / ID: nah. =:/ you just roll it up, tada. RS: RS: / you are supposed to use a fork and a knife / Hadean / ID: ID: what. RS: RS: / have you never seen anyone eat a slice of pizza before / ? / you just pick up the slice with a hand and eat it pheres. RS: / yes / well / let's not get off topic / RS: / what are you doing in the chat / ? / ID: dealing with a jerk. RS: / because lu is incapable / ? / ID: why would i leave it to lu? RS: / why would you take it upon yourself / ? / ID: because that's what i do? RS: / mmmm / RS: / i am personally just mystified as to why you think engaging in an aggressive verbal assault on an indigo / is such a marvelous use of your time / RS: / or / better put / as you said to me / just the other night / RS: / i don't see why you feel the need to lock horns with every prat who opens their mouth / ID: they started strutting around acting like a jerk first. they threw down the glove, i took it and started hitting them with it. =:/ RS: / so / if someone is being dreadful in public / RS: / it is perfectly acceptable to fight with them / ? / ID: when they're a highblood. =:) RS: / you're a marvelous hypocrite / RS: / I am certain this has been said before / RS: / but for the record / ID: yeah, maybe. RS: / don't say / maybe / RS: / that is something you ought to fix / Hadean / he is awful / but all you are doing is evidently leaving CA / to feel as if she needs to clean up this mess / RS: / while you coddle lowbloods being vicious to one another in the same breath / RS: // or / no / pardon me / RS: / while you aid lowbloods being vicious to one another / until it ceases serving whatever point it has to you / ID: i told tineol to not worry about it. ID: and i'm not coddling or aiding lu in to doing shit, lu is vicious all on her own. i didn't egg her on or anything, she's doing this all on her own. ID: so are you pulling up her info to give her a scolding too? or is it only unfair to target one troll when it's you being targeted. =:/ RS: / Lu does not intervene anytime someone goes after Kilran / or any of her friends / because it is only an issue if you are horrible / RS: / when you are above yellow / RS: / so / no / =:/ / ID: well don't worry, because they're gone now and everything is fine. RS: RS: / well / ! / if that's the case / what am I even doing here / ? / =:) / ID: =:/ ID: meddling. RS: / yes / well / I suppose that is a flaw on both of our ends / RS: / enjoy your pizza / Hadean / RS: / and get a fork / for heavens sake / -- refiningSpacetime is no longer messaging invertedDissident [ID]! -- ID has sent yumyum.png! He's stuffing half a slice of pizza in to his mouth. With his hand. -- invertedDissident [ID[ has stopped trolling refiningSpacetime [RS]!-- LOWBLOOD CHAT: AUG 24TH: Pheres enters the lowblood chat, seeking entertainment, and stumbles across Kilran, insistent on having a friendly "conversation". Things promptly begin to deteroriate. RS: / / alright / RS: / I am dreadfully bored / it is a tragedy / RS: / and this girl is not hurrying on her business / I think she is trying to intentionally spite me / haha / RS: / =:/ / RS: / what is everyone else up to / ? / RS: / or else / who wishes to give advice / on various inane matters / ? / RS: / i am certain i can dig up only the most mundane of materials for your persuasal / GO: What sort of matters? RS: / name a topic / i am sure i can generate a scenario to best challenge your expertise /(edited) GO: Oh, I suppose I can do that. GO: Hmm. GO: How about swordplay? GO: Since we were talking about swords the other night? RS: / i suppose we were / RS: / very well / ! / a fellow is entering a tourney with his moirail / in order to pursue a championship title / RS: / the rules of the competition state that the final two contestants / must duel each other / RS: / it is agreed that his moirail will lose her final match / in order to guarantee that he will win / RS: / and / as he is the newer contestant / their income from the bets will be significantly higher / RS: / she chooses to win instead / upon realising that a loss at this level / will drop her ranking nearly five points in total / RS: / who is correct / ? / GO: It sounds like a classic situation of failure to communicate. Shall we call them Moirail A and Moirail B? Moirail B should have talked to Moirail A when they realized it would have dropped their ranking so that they could, instead, work out which solution they desired the most - ranking or money. However, lacking that and playing upon the hypothetical that they do not talk and if they asked people to take sides: GO: Moirail A would have been in the right. GO: Moirail B knew exactly what a lose would have entailed and had already promised to lose. A promise between moirails is not one that should be broken easily, especially when the choice is between a large sum of cash that could be easily split and enjoyed by them both, and a rank that could have easily been re-earned - although one could say that about the money as well, could they? GO: Regardless, a promise between moirails should never be broken, only renegotiated. RS: / well / you certainly put a great deal of thought into that / didn't you / ? / GO: No, I knew my answer the moment I read it. RS: / haha / well / good / ! / it'd be a little worrying if you didn't / =:) / RS: / i was trying for inane / not difficult / RS: / mm / I'd do another / RS: / but I expect that would get rather tedious / RS: / on second thought / RS: / how are you tonight / ? / GO: Very well, thank you. GO: I'm packing. GO: And you, Pheres? RS: / oh /? / where to / ? / GO: Saahin. GO: I'm meeting up with Prisma tomorrow. RS: / really / ? / GO: Yes, really. GO: I've cleared out my work schedule for at least the next week so I can spend some time with him. RS: / heavens / everyone's meeting up with him tomorrow / maybe I ought've waited / and scheduled my visit for then / =:) / RS: / haha / my / how kind of you / GO: Haha, perhaps you should have! We all could have gone out for a date. GO: I would have loved to meet you in person. RS: / mm / i am afraid i am not especially keen of meeting strangers off of the internet / RS: / sipara has always advised me that's rather unseemly / RS: / but / =:) / what a lovely thought /(edited) GO: Oh? Is that so? GO: What a shame. GO: I'm so very sorry to hear that Pheres. GO: If it will help you feel less left out, I'm sure I can keep in touch with you while we're out together? RS: RS: / haha / my / what / ? / RS: / i'm afraid you've lost me there / RS: / completely / GO: I'm... afraid I don't understand what you're saying? RS: / whyever would i feel left out / ? / GO: You talked about waiting to schedule your visit while everyone was visiting. I was simply attempting to extend a friendly hand to let you follow along the events as they happened, almost as though you were there. RS: / that was a jest / =:) / my apologies / i am aware it is sometimes difficult to read tone over the internet / for some / RS: / i do not think a date lends itself to additional company / unfortunately / ! / GO: You are correct. It is difficult. GO: And if you say so. RS: / unless it's a double date / i suppose / RS: / those are always charming / RS: / hadean's visiting as well / the two of you could always pair up pitch for a day / ? / =:) / GO: Do you think so? GO: I never thought the two of us could flip that way. GO: We do like each other after all, as friends. GO: Perhaps I should ask him if he thought we were ever pitch material?(edited) GO: I've never seen it. RS: / haha / my / it doesn't have to be Hadean / prisma does have other friends as well / RS: / why / you could go with / mm / what is her name / ? / RS: / batzra / ? / GO: Perhaps you're right. She seems kind. RS: / you seem rather more to her tastes / now that i think about it / RS: / she's very / eloquent / GO: I would indeed love to meet up with her and talk. GO: She is indeed. GO: You have very good advice, Pheres. Perhaps I should ask her out on a date. RS: / you're so very excitable tonight / RS: / it's only an off-hand suggestion / kilran / there is no need to go planning a hand-fasting / before you've even met up with her in person / =:) / RS: / that / too / by the way / is a jest / GO: Oh, of course. I never thought to jump into things so quickly. No, I'm afraid I do like to spend a lot of time getting to know my partners before I decide to quad with them. GO: After all, that is how you lay the foundation for a long and frankly stable relationship. ID: and here we see the unstoppably backhanded force meeting an immovably cheerful object. GO: What a shame would it be if we quadded and we broke up after only a perigree together? That would be awful. ID: fascinating. GO: Oh, hello Hadean. RS: / hadean / ! / GO: Hadean, did you ever consider us going on a pitch date? Pheres thinks we should try a blind date together. GO: Well, 'blind.' GO: Just for a day. RS: / kilran is apparently giddy with anticipation / RS: / if i'd known a little comment would get him all frazzled / why / RS: / i'd have reccomended something a little more plausible / haha / RS: / are you so keen on the thought of quadrants / kilran / ? / RS: / i never would have guessed / GO: It has been a good night for me. GO: I've had some very pleasant news come my way and I won't lie and say I'm not just a little over the moon about it. ID: what good news. RS: / how marvelous / are you going to share / ? / GO: That, I'm afraid, I will not say. Not yet. RS: / my / =:) / ID: well, we're being teased. RS: / i think teasing would require a greater amount of curiousity / RS: / i am merely pleased on behalf of kilran's good fortune /(edited) ID: this was fun. but i think you two got your perigee's fill of sniping at each other. GO: I am not sniping. GO: I do genuinely wish to have some sort of good rapport between us. RS: / are you sure that those tattoos are not paint / hadean / ? / RS: / given your propensity for trying to swing a club / =:) / ID: why, the way you two go at it in public instead of a private chat, well. ID: it almost seems like you two are waiting for interference. =:) GO: I have nothing to say in private I will not say in public. RS: / really / ? / i don't think that's quite true / RS: / i am starting to think you just enjoy meddling / ID: mmm i feel like there's a quote about this. is it the one with glass hives or the one with cooking utensils... ID: oh well. shake hands, tell each other it was a fantastic 'conversation', go back to your corners for the night. GO: I can do that. RS: / i don't think i meddle in your affairs nearly to this extent / all things considered / RS: / nor do i think this is an instance that /- warranted -/ meddling / ID: ah. but you do meddle, hm? RS: / but very well / =:) / have a lovely night / kilran / do enjoy your visit / RS: GO: I will, thank you Pheres GO: And if you do have time to visit, let me know? I would love to treat you. ID: scoot now kil. RS: / i did admit that i do meddle / RS: / that's hardly the gotcha that you think it is / RS: / and / mm / of course you would / =:) / ID: was it a gotcha? i was just shocked you admitted it is all! RS: / and why wouldn't i admit it / ? / ID: but i'm so glad you're being honest with yourself. it's a good thing for a troll! =:) keep it up. ID: i'll be returning to what i was doing now, have a good non-kilran-y night. RS: / why / thank you / ! / RS: / have a lovely evening / i suppose i'll just be moving to general now / =:) / ID: man, i have a lot of free time to wander down memory lane here. MH: Run fast from the trashfire in the main chat. RS: / i am retreating over here / does that spare me your ire / hadean / ? / ID: ˙MON ┴HפIɹ פ∩WS ⅄⅄⅄ɹƎΛ פNI˥ƎƎℲ ⅄˥q∀qOɹԀ Ǝɹ,∩O⅄ ƎS∩∀ƆƎq 'ON RS: / i don't think you know me nearly as well as you think you do / so / hush / RS: / / and do try to take a breather / why are you putting on that awful quirk / ? / GO: Because of you, Pheres. ID: ˙Ԁ∩ W∀Ǝɹp O┴ pƎɹ∀p ɹƎΛƎ S∀H pNIʞ˥˥Oɹ┴ ┴∀H┴ פNIƎq ⅄˥OHN∩ pN∀ ⅄˥OH ⅄ɹƎΛƎ O┴ ɹ∀ƎMS I N∀ɹ˥Iʞ SA: SA: oh so this is where hadean went. RS: / mm / RS: / hello / prisma / ! / ID: ˙ƃuᴉlƃuɐɹʍ ɹǝlƃƃᴉɹʍ uǝǝq 'zos RS: / how are you / ? / RS: / the chat has been rather busy / SA: i can see this. SA: i will make tea, hadean. SA: i'm fine. ID: ˙ʇɐǝɹƃ spunos RS: / marvelous / ! / SA: i'll have to quiz hadean on what was going on. But I'm glad it seems to have stopped. ID: ˙ʎɹoʇs ǝǝǝlloooɥʍ ǝɥʇ noʎ llǝʇ ll,ᴉ 'ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ɥo RS: / =:/ /

GENERAL CHAT:

GO: I've been kicked out of the lowblood chat. Is anyone around in here? RS: / haha / i suppose there isn't / ! / GO: Oh hello again Pheres. RS: / hello / ! / =:) / GO: Good to see you in general. ID: y'know. i tried to be nice. i tried to think to myself, hey! ID: maybe they'd listen! RS: / lowbloods got awfully quiet / and i am afraid my customer is still busy looking / RS: / so i thought i might help add some life to this chat / RS: / or / well / channel / ? / ID: i know pheres is all about his image, he'd hate for this to go so public. where all can see in the chat. ID: but here we are. GO: Oh of course. You know your presence is always wanted in here. RS: / of course / ! / but how kind of you to say so /(edited) ID: but fine, i guess. we'll sling mud for everyone to watch, i guess. =:/ ID: pull up a chair, ladies and gentletrolls. RS: / hadean / there's no need to work yourself up into a tizzy / RS: / perhaps you should go read something / ? / GO: We are being particularly civil tonight.(edited) ID: yes yes, your needles are very elaborately decorated tonight, i'm so proud of both of you. ID: you've come so far from threatening murder! ID: i'm wiping a tear from my bulb just thinking about it. ID: they grow up so fast. RS: / heavens / i don't believe anyone has ever threatened murder / RS: / save / well / you / RS: / but / ah / given your accusations of my meddling / RS: / perhaps i should start noting those in the moment / RS: / rather than /- after -/ ? / GO: Oh my. ID: uh-huh. kil hasn't ever threatened harm. just like you haven't ever wound him up just so you could then play the shrinking rust for all to see. MN: sooo did .I. comE at thE worst possiblE timE or RS: / oh / not at all / pull up a seat / emerel / RS: / hadean has gotten himself in a tiff / MN: oh boy MN: lEts hEar it MN: whats up ID: you're gonna make me dig up logs, aren't you. RS: / feel free to dig up all the logs you would like / it isn't as if i've done anything wrong / RS: / my apologies we are not all / mm / as aggressive as you / GO: I'm afraid I only wanted to come in here for some polite and good natured conversation. MN: hEy go haVE wE mEt MN: who arE you GO: I have been on my best behavior. RS: / mm / we were having a perfectly pleasant conversation / i thought / ! / GO: I'm not sure if we have, but I have seen you around. GO: Emerel, correct?(edited) MN: thats .ME. MN: glad to know .I.m mEmorablE GO: You were the one that Pheres told me to talk about to ask permission to teach him how to swordfight. MN: oh MN: yourE kilran RS: GO: Oh, has Pheres talked about me? GO: He said you were overprotective. RS: / heavens / i'm surprised you even remember it / haha / MN: point bEing MN: .PHERES. can handlE himsElf just finE without sword training MN: so no MN: pErmission not grantEd GO: I thought it was for show, not protection? GO: That is what he told the chat the other night. MN: .MY. point still stands GO: May I ask why? RS: / / are you really so enthused by the idea of teaching me to sword-fight / ? / GO: I am. GO: I would love to show you the tricks I've picked up over the sweeps. MN: you dont nEEd a rEason kilran MN: takE no for an answEr and shoVE it ID: we all know why and that's why it's not happening. ID: and why i'm sure you told em to tell kil no. RS: / i am sorry to disappoint / RS: / but i have had several sweeps of training beforehand / =:) / there isn't much /- to -/ teach / RS: MN: rEally hadEan MN: rEally MN: yourE going that routE GO: Goodness, I hope he told Em to tell me no. Otherwise, I'd have to say this is a frightening relationship. ID: kilran, go to your corner. GO: I'm only being a concerned troll, Hadean. RS: / mm / i wouldn't say frightening / RS: / perhaps as unbecoming as your insistence upon being in my physical presence / despite the repeated polite refusals / that have been levied your way / ? / RS: / why / one would think someone your age would be /- adept -/ at understanding that a simply stated refusal of interest / ought to stand by itself / ID: no, you definitely aren't kilran. RS: / without one having to duck behind their matesprit to avoid unwanted attention / =:/ / ID: pheres, go to your corner too. RS: / you hush / ! / ID: nope. MN: .I. swEar to god MN: o8< MN: dont makE .ME. go thErE guys HL: oh dear~! ID: hahah oh wow. way to arrive at least three weeks late em. HL: is everything quite alright~? MN: not rEally ID: yeah, actually. really. RS: / it is perfectly fine / but / ah / RS: / how kind of you to ask / lannia / =:) / RS: / how are you / ? / GO: Pheres, you do realize this insistence of mine is only so that you could stop your incessant and lowbrow sniping, you know that? Perhaps if we could meet in person would could have a better chance of resolving our issues rather than shriveling up online ir hiding behind a matesprit's lies RS: / my apologies / i meant to ask you earlier in the day / but i became rather busy / ID: ˙uɐɹlᴉʞ RS: / my incessant sniping / ? / RS: / heavens / i never realised you were so sensitive / RS: / have i stepped on your toes / ? / HL: oh dear~! ID: ˙sǝɹǝɥd GO: Is it not cruel of you too to force them to paint themselves as an overprotective, abusive troll just to hide behind their words like a martyr? RS: / my apologies / if so / it was never my intention / HL: i am doing quite well thank you, but it seems like you have quite something on your hands~! RS: / haha / i wouldn't say it's something / =:) / RS: / just a little bit of a misunderstanding / evidently / HL: what's the misunderstanding~? HL: it seems like there's quite something going on~! RS: / haha / one must be delicate with others feelings / and evidently / i misunderstood that / RS: / my fault entirely / i am sorry to say / =:( / i should have been more aware /(edited) GO: Oh Pheres. GO: Forever the martyr.(edited) HL: oh no~! i'm sure things will improve if you talk about it~? GO: Sometime you must get tired of playing victim when highbloods are around, don't you? HL: oh don't you think that's a little tiny bit nasty~? HL: well it's not like he meant it, yes~? GO: He means it. GO: He's said many a cruel thing to me behind prettied words, you know. GO: Just the other day I talked about being too busy to visit a friend, and well. HL: :0 HL: what~? RS: / oh / ? / RS: / am i playing the victim / ? / really / ? / RS: / what a curious way of viewing it / ! / MN: hEy .PHERES. MN: did you gEt thosE tExts translatEd HL: what ever does he mean pheres~? RS: / mm / he means that my rebuffing his continuous threats of physical harm / is playing the victim / RS: / evidently / but / ah / the texts / ! / CC | draggletailSkiver - 08/24/2017 DS: i was gonna say like wow hi but uuhhhhh can i get a what the fuck im going to bed, rest in peace y'all RS: / haha / oh dear / RS: / good light / lili / ! / GO: What he means, Lannia, is that he purposely attempts to agitate people with tiny comments and backhanded phrases, so that when they do get upset, he can pretend that he is the one being attacked in this situation despite quietly and consistantly needling someone over a period of weeks. RS: / try to sleep well / =:) / MN: run ds MN: .I. dont EVEn know who you arE MN: but fucking bolt it GO: It's underhanded and frankly just a little bit embarrassing. GO: I can't imagine what it's like to not have a spine. HL: oh dear~!!! GO: Oh dear indeed. GO: Considering your hue, Lannia, I'm sure he's very committed to making sure you have the best image he can make in your eyes. RS: RS: / mm / no / what i mean is that kilran has had an unorthodox and frankly unflattering obsession with my physical battery / RS: / the thought evidently brings him gratification / ? / i don't pretend to know / but / i personally am rather tired of this conversation / RS: / so/ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284778361220235266/350466320363421707/unknown.png RS: / this is the sort of thing i have been dealing with for / oh / RS: / three perigees now / ? / RS: / clearly / speaking up about such untoward behaviour / after experiencing it for perigees on end / RS: / is playing the victim / MN: okay what thE actual fuck ID: wow. really. HL: :I RS: / but / ! / RS: / i believe we are all a little tired of this spat / RS: / and we are driving out the other members of the chat / RS: / which is unkind / at best / GO: Again, he needles for months, paints himself in the most victimizing light he can, and try to throw things around for pity points. ID: gee, i think we were tired before you both started. RS: / well / ! / as long as i /- deserved -/ this sort of attention / RS: / that makes it entirely alright / whatever was i thinking / ? / ID: so. how about you both just. ID: ˙ԀO┴S פNIʞƆ∩Ⅎ RS: / mm / i am stopping / don't invert your text at me / GO: Pheres, were you born without a spine or did someone rip it out of you when you were young? ID: ˙⅄∀S פNIʞƆ∩Ⅎ I pIp ┴∀HM N∀ɹ˥Iʞ MN: ugggh MN: .FUCKING STOP. GO: You know what he's doing Hadean. GO: I will stop when he does. ID: ˙ԀO┴S OS ˙∩O⅄ ┴,NƎɹ∀ Hפ∩OH┴ ƎW∀פ ⅄┴┴IHS SIH פNI⅄∀˥Ԁ Ǝɹ,∩O⅄ GO: You saw it yourself, I came in here to have civil conversations. GO: And he escalated it. ID: ˙SɹƎ˥פפIɹM פNIʞƆ∩Ⅎ פNIƎq ԀO┴S ┴S∩ſ ∩O⅄ ℲO H┴Oq GO: Perhaps we should settle it like adult trolls then. ID: ˙N∀ɹ˥Iʞ NI∀פ∀ SSƎ∩פ NפIʞƆ∩Ⅎ pN∀ '┴HפIℲ ∀ H┴IM ⅄∀S O┴ פNIOפ Ǝɹ,∩O⅄ GO: I never said a fight. RS: / well / ! / RS: / is anyone awake over here / ? / RS: / or have they successfully scared all of you away / ? /(edited) MN: .I. for onE am fEEling VEry tErrifiEd right now MH: That was a fucking trash fire. MH: Genuinely one of the worst things I've ever seen. RS: / haha / my apologies / RS: / i am sure it will not happen again / MH: Sure. MH: I saw how you jumped from chat to chat. MH: Haha, wow RS: / mm / well / RS: / / i will do my best to ensure that it does not happen again / ? / RS: / a better compromise / perhaps / RS: / how are you tonight / ? / MH: Doing your best to prevent it in the future doesn't change what we've already seen. MH: Anyway. MH: Trash fire aside. MH: I'm doing great. RS: / i could object to this tongue-lashing / but i suppose it is rather warranted / RS: / so / ! / i will bow my head / haha / MH: Haha, wow. Okay. RS: / and / that's lovely to hear / MH: What have you been up to besides from. All of this. RS: / collecting commissions / dealing with customers / RS: / you seemed to enjoy octopuses / ah / going by that stuffed one / RS: / so i spotted these / and thought you might like them /

-- refiningSpacetime [RS] has attached octopi.jpeg! It's a dumbo octopus in a jar. --

MH: Cute.

#bwic #[chat]#it's making me break it up into parts like a SAVAGE #hadean dauths #pheres dysseu #kilran barbas

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Ferngully

henightetc 10:10 PM Pffff

highglossfinish 10:12 PM ...Does she not know what the forest looks like from above?

highglossfinish 10:12 PM Oh, apparently not.

thenightetc 10:12 PM Maybe not?

BlytheOne 10:12 PM But the prideful fairy flew too high, and the sun melted her wax win...wait, no, that is Icarus. Wrong mythos there.

highglossfinish 10:13 PM Apparently nature sprites can just be eaten by birds.

thenightetc 10:13 PM The picture's kinda low-res, are those like... beetle centaurs? Or are they just riding beetles?

BlytheOne 10:14 PM It is guys riding beetles as if they were motorbikes.

Thebes 10:14 PM hello!

thenightetc 10:14 PM Wait if she's never been above the canopy, why does she know what clouds are?

Zephra85 10:14 PM heck yes HI GUYS

thenightetc 10:14 PM Ahhh

thenightetc 10:14 PM Hi!

BlytheOne 10:14 PM Hi Thebes.

highglossfinish 10:14 PM Blame any low resolution on kast's end, this is a surprisingly sharp copy.

Thebes 10:14 PM technically rainforests can form clouds below the canopy

BlytheOne 10:14 PM How does someone who believes in the magic power of nature not know about smoke?

thenightetc 10:14 PM Hmmm, I'll allow it.

highglossfinish 10:15 PM Hello, hello!

thenightetc 10:15 PM That's also a good question! They should know what fire is

Zephra85 10:15 PM I'm honestly just super excited for the villain song thenightetc joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party. Thebes joined the party. Zephra85 joined the party.

thenightetc 10:16 PM You should be!

Thebes 10:16 PM oh yeah, the finest combination of villainous gloating and 'come hither' innuendo

Zephra85 10:16 PM Tim Curry's weirdly sexually charged performanced delighted AND confused me deeply as a child

highglossfinish 10:16 PM Impact's showed me this movie several times and Hexus is the only part I remember.

BlytheOne 10:16 PM Is the villain song filling you with antici....

highglossfinish 10:17 PM Say it!

Zephra85 10:17 PM SAY IT

BlytheOne 10:17 PM pation?

thenightetc 10:17 PM Say what?

Zephra85 10:17 PM YYYEAH

highglossfinish 10:17 PM HAH! thenightetc joined the party.

thenightetc 10:18 PM Errrr

thenightetc 10:18 PM Is the picture working for anyone?

thenightetc 10:18 PM It froze for me, I reloaded, now it's all dark BlytheOne joined the party.

Zephra85 10:18 PM yeah it froze for me too

highglossfinish 10:19 PM Oh, for Pit's sake.

Zephra85 10:19 PM I'm gonna refresh anyway

BlytheOne 10:19 PM I too am in the dark, but that is par for the course for me. Zephra85 joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party.

Zephra85 10:19 PM ... nnope, freshing seems to have made it worse.

Zephra85 10:19 PM Awesome

BlytheOne 10:20 PM I refreshed and I got an ad. I'm not sure what it was an ad for, just it said it was an ad.

highglossfinish 10:20 PM Every week, I miss livestream.

highglossfinish 10:21 PM Those were golden days, sort of. Thebes joined the party. thenightetc joined the party. Zephra85 joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party.

thenightetc 10:21 PM Now it just says nobody is sharing.

thenightetc 10:21 PM They really were.

highglossfinish 10:22 PM How's that?

BlytheOne 10:22 PM Livestream, something so simple even I could use it.

thenightetc 10:22 PM Oh!

thenightetc 10:22 PM It's WAY better now!

Zephra85 10:22 PM THERE we go

thenightetc 10:22 PM Could you go back a bit?

thenightetc 10:22 PM There we go!

highglossfinish 10:22 PM There we are!

thenightetc 10:22 PM And it's so much clearer now!

Zephra85 10:22 PM ooh the quality is nice and crisp now too

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Wonderful!

thenightetc 10:23 PM Thank you :)

Zephra85 10:23 PM Thanks Knock Out!

BlytheOne 10:23 PM :)

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Of course! I'm glad it sorted out its issues, it's not often I fiund copies of things this crisp.

thenightetc 10:24 PM Dip doooooown

thenightetc 10:24 PM For ALL TIME end of discussion.

highglossfinish 10:24 PM The magical custodians of the power of nature who are preyed on by birds and probably drown in swimming pools.

Zephra85 10:25 PM aw yis I heart Batty

BlytheOne 10:25 PM I miss Robin Williams

Zephra85 10:25 PM same :(

BlytheOne 10:27 PM That biology lab needs to pay better attention to its biosecurity measures

thenightetc 10:27 PM I did not remember this

Thebes 10:28 PM you don't remember the glory of the BAtty RAp?

highglossfinish 10:28 PM And not perform numerous conflicting experiments on random wild bats.

highglossfinish 10:28 PM "Oh, you're singing a song about how you're traumatized? Let me gush over the thing that stuck needles in you!"

thenightetc 10:29 PM Yeah, that's a little. Gee.

Zephra85 10:29 PM Batty just describing white people lol

highglossfinish 10:29 PM He's not well. Why is nobody helping him?

Zephra85 10:30 PM Of course not, he wouldn't be comic relief then

thenightetc 10:30 PM I doubt they have any idea how to.

BlytheOne 10:30 PM clearly not ominous at all...

highglossfinish 10:31 PM They can magic the trees into growing, I'm sure they can grow back the part of his brain that they cut out and injected into his kneecaps.

BlytheOne 10:32 PM That is a cool mech though

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Looks Cybertronian.

thenightetc 10:32 PM Ewwwww, all that food everywhere

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Like those little houses they have on the plains.

BlytheOne 10:33 PM remember walkmans?

highglossfinish 10:34 PM "This doesn't look bloated with thousands upon thousands of spiders."

BlytheOne 10:35 PM That is where I call unrealistic. Walkmans do not float.

thenightetc 10:35 PM Om nom nom.

BlytheOne 10:35 PM Zack's just been magic anon'd

Zephra85 10:35 PM me eating pocky

highglossfinish 10:36 PM Now you've done it, Zack. Now the door's open for them to do anything to you.

thenightetc 10:36 PM I guess "fairy size" was a better option anyway; she didn't really have time to actually warn him

thenightetc 10:36 PM awwww, doggos

Zephra85 10:37 PM I love how this takes place in Australia and not a single person is speaking with an australian accent and everyone is caucasian

thenightetc 10:37 PM This is Australia?

Zephra85 10:38 PM Yeah Zach's ID had an austrialian address

BlytheOne 10:38 PM Yup, sadly there is even less tropical rainforest in Australia today than there was then.

thenightetc 10:38 PM Ohhh

BlytheOne 10:38 PM Even before the fires.

highglossfinish 10:38 PM And it's full of possums and cassowaries and whatsuch.

BlytheOne 10:39 PM and some sort of blue tongued lizard

thenightetc 10:39 PM Oh my god

highglossfinish 10:39 PM Why? *Why?*

BlytheOne 10:39 PM or not blue tonguged

thenightetc 10:39 PM Is this vore

BlytheOne 10:39 PM tongued, even

highglossfinish 10:39 PM Something intensely sexual anyway.

Zephra85 10:40 PM it's all about the delivery

Thebes 10:40 PM CHORUS OF LEECHES

thenightetc 10:40 PM Haha, oh Batty

thenightetc 10:41 PM A dinner of what, though? Everything talks

BlytheOne 10:41 PM Australia's temperate rainforests down in Tazmania are doing a bit better than the tropical ones in the north east. Still too much logging though.

highglossfinish 10:41 PM Are falcons the only one excempt from this? Did the fairies do something to offend the falcons?

Zephra85 10:41 PM Here we go the smokescreen scene

highglossfinish 10:42 PM There it is.

thenightetc 10:42 PM Well

highglossfinish 10:42 PM "It's full of leeches and vore."

Zephra85 10:43 PM IT'S COMING

Zephra85 10:43 PM AW YIS

highglossfinish 10:43 PM It certainly is!

Zephra85 10:43 PM EXCITE

BlytheOne 10:43 PM yessssss

Zephra85 10:44 PM noooo video don't lag now

Zephra85 10:44 PM oh thank goodness

Zephra85 10:44 PM it's okay again

BlytheOne 10:45 PM Zak, read the room.

thenightetc 10:45 PM Well, I guess that's solved forever! She'll never find out now.

Zephra85 10:45 PM honestly if a girl made that adorable pout at me while biting her lip I'd probably tell her whatever she wanted to hear too

BlytheOne 10:45 PM He doesn't even know where Ferngully is.

thenightetc 10:46 PM Okay seriously how do they not know what fire is

thenightetc 10:46 PM Fires happen naturally!

BlytheOne 10:46 PM If a girl shrunk me and my only hope for restoring my size was keeping on her sweet side, I'd probably lie too though

highglossfinish 10:46 PM I miss when I was young enough to get away with that pout.

Thebes 10:47 PM HERE WE GO

highglossfinish 10:47 PM It's coming!

thenightetc 10:47 PM 👀

Zephra85 10:47 PM YYYYEAH

thenightetc 10:47 PM here we GO

thenightetc 10:48 PM So here's a question

thenightetc 10:48 PM Does Hexus sound like their boss?

BlytheOne 10:48 PM The most tragic part of the movie.... they never are going to get paid that overtime.

highglossfinish 10:49 PM If my boss suddenly sounded like Hexus, I'd accept it as an upgrade.

Zephra85 10:49 PM Tim Curry's voice is a treasure

BlytheOne 10:49 PM regretting never giving Megatron a swift voicebox chnage when you had the chance?

highglossfinish 10:50 PM So much so that no one cares how wretched the lyrics are.

highglossfinish 10:50 PM Megatron couldn't have pulled this off.

Zephra85 10:50 PM this was made for a children's movie

highglossfinish 10:50 PM Aaand the scene came.

Zephra85 10:51 PM there really WERE a lot of things that contributed to my voice kink in my developmental years

thenightetc 10:51 PM Movies like this are how people get LOTS of kinks.

thenightetc 10:51 PM It's how animators make more animators

highglossfinish 10:52 PM Ah yes, the song that wouldn't go over well on Cybertron.

Zephra85 10:52 PM Batty being constantly catty towards Zach is delightful

Zephra85 10:52 PM ASDFJ;D

thenightetc 10:53 PM Hehe. 236 joined the party.

Zephra85 10:52 PM ASDFJ;D

thenightetc 10:53 PM Hehe. 236 joined the party.

BlytheOne 10:53 PM Bodacious.... there is a word I've not heard in years.

thenightetc 10:54 PM And I guess later he's going to teach them about a little something called rock and/or roll.

thenightetc 10:54 PM oh my GOD read the room

highglossfinish 10:54 PM Prove him wrong, Zak. Prove him wrong even once.

BlytheOne 10:54 PM I prefer to think of myself as numb from the neck up.

236 10:54 PM i love this movie

thenightetc 10:54 PM Still holding hte knife too SpadedAce joined the party.

highglossfinish 10:55 PM "Better go and kill a sugar glider, that'll convince her to let me touch her below the neck."

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -checks in-

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -sees Fern Gully-

BlytheOne 10:55 PM lol

236 10:55 PM hehehe

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -slowly backs away- ..... or has Toxic Love played yet.....

highglossfinish 10:56 PM It has.

SpadedAce 10:56 PM I may stay for slime Curry

thenightetc 10:56 PM It has.

Zephra85 10:56 PM Yeah we already had it

SpadedAce 10:56 PM darn

BlytheOne 10:56 PM yeah, you've missed all three of the catchy songs

thenightetc 10:56 PM AND the vore.

SpadedAce 10:56 PM oh god all the cishet nonsense is in full gear now then huh 😂

thenightetc 10:56 PM Maybe.

SpadedAce 10:57 PM I don't know if I can bear the love ballad scene

236 10:57 PM who is bae

Zephra85 10:57 PM PRICE CHECK ON PRUNE JUICE BOB

BlytheOne 10:57 PM Batty speaking truth on gentrification

thenightetc 10:57 PM :\

highglossfinish 10:57 PM "I'm a monster!"

236 10:57 PM yeah

SpadedAce 10:58 PM "weird creature" he's god round ears that's like the only differenc

SpadedAce 10:58 PM oh right no wings

Zephra85 10:58 PM I actually have to jet but thanks for the stream Knock Out!

thenightetc 10:58 PM Awwww!

thenightetc 10:58 PM Goodnight, then

BlytheOne 10:58 PM Nice seeing you again Zephra

Zephra85 10:58 PM Bye guys, enjoy the rest of the movie!

highglossfinish 10:59 PM Glad you could be here for Toxic Love! Good night!

236 10:59 PM ok thanks

Zephra85 10:59 PM As am I HEE

BlytheOne 10:59 PM This is not the song I remember from this scene. I guess they lost the licensing rights

thenightetc 10:59 PM zach they have never seen a microphone they have no idea what you're doing

thenightetc 10:59 PM or why you're thrusting a stick at them

SpadedAce 10:59 PM oh god I sawa some real badd clipping there LMAO

highglossfinish 10:59 PM Zak, you're just making everyone uncomfortable.

thenightetc 10:59 PM Yes just throw the baby

highglossfinish 10:59 PM All you've done is upset people and break things.

highglossfinish 11:00 PM I desperately want to see what Zak becomes at age 40.

SpadedAce 11:00 PM blgh the stream keeps cutting and freezing, I maay have to dip too

thenightetc 11:00 PM Heheheh.

thenightetc 11:01 PM Awww

thenightetc 11:01 PM It's working alright for me at this point, so it's possibly on your end

SpadedAce 11:01 PM but hey Doc if you ever want a movie sent your way, I've downloaaded a bunch recently!! All of MST3k, Fury Road, all the Godzilla movies (even the bad ones) just lemme know! I'm happy to share ^^

BlytheOne 11:01 PM Man, I wish this would be the next Disney live action remake

highglossfinish 11:02 PM Ooh, I may just have to take you up on that!

highglossfinish 11:02 PM Thank you!

SpadedAce 11:02 PM no prob! tumblr chat's always open ^^ have fun with the rest of this movie :D

highglossfinish 11:03 PM "Come frolic with me, human who made a lot of irritating noise and hurt a tree!"

thenightetc 11:03 PM Ooooooo.

highglossfinish 11:03 PM "Now you're pregnant!"

thenightetc 11:03 PM Ha!

BlytheOne 11:04 PM Seems like you were doing a good job of getting him unshrunk yourself

highglossfinish 11:04 PM Hah!

thenightetc 11:06 PM Ohhhh dear

thenightetc 11:07 PM Haha oops!

thenightetc 11:07 PM Wait how did she not notice this before?

BlytheOne 11:07 PM oh dear, is that lies coming back to haunt someone... ahahah

thenightetc 11:07 PM Okay. How is the leveler HOLDING all that wood?

Thebes 11:07 PM okay how did she not have to deal with a swarm of fleeing animals screaming about that thing

Thebes 11:08 PM HOW LONG DID THEY SPEND IN THE ROMANTIC MUSIC VIDEO

highglossfinish 11:08 PM "I did the hand glow with you!"

thenightetc 11:08 PM "they", huh?

thenightetc 11:10 PM OOooo.

thenightetc 11:12 PM ...Uh oh.

thenightetc 11:12 PM Magiiiii :<

BlytheOne 11:12 PM "The ultimate evil is coming, so Imma just gonna Obi-Wan myself outta here and leave you all to it. " Kinda like Prime when you think about it.

highglossfinish 11:13 PM Thanks for that, Zak.

thenightetc 11:13 PM Nooooooo

236 11:13 PM i want some of that

BlytheOne 11:14 PM Still a wonderful brute of a machine

highglossfinish 11:14 PM Oh yes.~ 236 joined the party.

BlytheOne 11:16 PM I feel increasingly uneasy about all this "wrong channel"-ing of his brain.

highglossfinish 11:17 PM "I know you showed me kindness and forgave me when no one else did but I'm still going to treat you like this."

thenightetc 11:17 PM You mean you're uncomfortable how Zack keeps brainwashign him?

Thebes 11:17 PM "DID WE DROP ACID?! AND NOT REMEMBER IT?!

thenightetc 11:18 PM Better hope that coffee wasn't hot!

thenightetc 11:20 PM How embarassing!

BlytheOne 11:20 PM must be kudzu seed

thenightetc 11:21 PM WEll, that's another problem solved FOR ALL TIME.

BlytheOne 11:22 PM I wonder what they are gonna put on the insurance claim form for losing that thing?

highglossfinish 11:22 PM "EVER."

thenightetc 11:22 PM "especially if we cut down this tree too"

highglossfinish 11:22 PM I'll say.

236 11:22 PM i wonder if has part 2

BlytheOne 11:22 PM Yes, never again, until the next time obviously.

BlytheOne 11:23 PM I mean, no tree lasts forever, and forest fires are a thing.

thenightetc 11:23 PM Although I guess this time it's right next door, so they'll know if someone comes near. TheOtherSpike joined the party.

Thebes 11:23 PM well, technically, tthe next time is about clowning around with humans instead of saving baby animals and a literal clown act being plot-critical

BlytheOne 11:24 PM it is funny because he's scared

highglossfinish 11:24 PM Fruit bats aren't that small.

thenightetc 11:24 PM Awww, he planted one tree. That fixes the hundreds that were chopped down on the way.

thenightetc 11:25 PM I do like the shing noise

Thebes 11:25 PM not to mention all the toxins it pumped into the atmosphere and thus the wate table

Thebes 11:25 PM WOW Zac looked weird there

thenightetc 11:25 PM And directly into the water. Remember the oil in the water?

highglossfinish 11:25 PM He goes back to the human world, has no idea how to start a grassroots movement because he's an idiot, gets discouraged and dies in a ditch.

thenightetc 11:26 PM Probably.

BlytheOne 11:26 PM Nah, he gets mildly successful, and then a logging baron pays to have him... well, still dies in a ditch I guess.

thenightetc 11:27 PM Also, he can't talk about any of the experiences that led to his change of heart, because they would sound made up.

highglossfinish 11:27 PM People write them off as an acid trip.

Thebes 11:27 PM or him trying to start a cult

BlytheOne 11:27 PM Cheech and Chong, reallu?

highglossfinish 11:28 PM But it's okay, he decomposes in the ditch and the ditch water runs into Ferngully so a part of him really will always be there.

thenightetc 11:29 PM Or! Maybe wild animals eat them all on the way back.

highglossfinish 11:29 PM That lizard, for one!

BlytheOne 11:29 PM Right, well, it was lovely seeing you all again. But it is dawn here, and I have to go.

thenightetc 11:30 PM Awww. See you!

highglossfinish 11:30 PM Good night!

BlytheOne 11:30 PM See you all again, hopefully sooner than it took this time too.

Thebes 11:30 PM see you!

highglossfinish 11:30 PM Alternatively, he begins to think the whole thing really was an acid trip, gets into increasingly powerful hallucinogens, fast forward to modern times when an aging, balding Zak runs straight into one of the Australian bushfires in an attempt to meet Crysta again.

thenightetc 11:31 PM Sound's not working!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM Ugh!

Thebes 11:33 PM still no sound

thenightetc 11:33 PM Damn.

thenightetc 11:33 PM Well, at least it worked for the movie.

highglossfinish 11:34 PM Let me try something.

thenightetc 11:35 PM Ugh, people are setting off fireworks Thebes joined the party. thenightetc joined the party.

highglossfinish 11:36 PM Yes, no?

thenightetc 11:36 PM Yes!

Thebes 11:36 PM yes~

highglossfinish 11:36 PM Wonderful!

Thebes 11:36 PM I'm always down for classic Lindsay

thenightetc 11:36 PM "Okay."

thenightetc 11:37 PM "Furthering the story, or giving people fetishes"

Thebes 11:37 PM ah, right, Lindsay's not crossing over in this one. STILL. THIS MOVIE IS A COMEDIC DISASTER ON ITS OWN

thenightetc 11:38 PM Pfffff

thenightetc 11:38 PM Tentacles

thenightetc 11:41 PM Shrink them and feed them to the lizard!

thenightetc 11:43 PM Where did he get that helmet?

highglossfinish 11:43 PM I'm not sure I want to know.

Thebes 11:44 PM the ADHD song

highglossfinish 11:45 PM Hah!

thenightetc 11:49 PM pfffffff

thenightetc 11:52 PM I mean... wow

highglossfinish 11:52 PM Agreed.

highglossfinish 11:55 PM And that's where we close for the evening!

thenightetc 11:55 PM And what an evening it was!

thenightetc 11:55 PM Once again, thank you for hosting. :)

Thebes 11:55 PM indeed, that was lovely nonsense

highglossfinish 11:55 PM And thank you for being here!

thenightetc 11:55 PM And goodnight!

highglossfinish 11:56 PM Good night!

Thebes 11:56 PM good night!

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llycaons · 3 years ago

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ep5: haven't we been here before?

I don't remember how accurate this is to the book, but if it is, it should have been changed. two rooftop sword duels between wwx and lwj involving alcohol, within the past three episodes? I don't want to see this again! I don't care that it's raining or that it ends differently (with wwx grabbing onto lwj forcing them out of bounds), it's just not interesting to see again

and I have to say, lwj attacking on sight of wwx doing something wrong is getting so old. can their dynamic progress please

I always thought that scene was weird as hell anyway. not as bad as it could have been but never one I liked. granted, forcing lwj to get drunk like in cql is only a little better, but at least they get closer by the end of it and we learn about lwj's tragic backstory

ohhh but the cold pond cave is very pretty

they don't bother making anyone's hair look wet lol

so yeah this is essentially the same in all adaptations except wwx putting on lwj's clothes omg. and admiring his body lmao

and here we see the famous ear blush. I was never really a fan of that ngl..I don't dislike it but it does nothing for me. im glad they didn't try to recreate it for the drama because I think that would look awkward in a live action. though lwj looks like, bloodless the entire time instead

I am so uncomfortable with their bare chests. I'm trying not to mind the differences in their physiques because it's not like, insanely unrealistic body types but you can tell they animated them with a certain audience in mind and the chiseled abs on super skinny guys is just kind of freaky. you know what it reminds me of the dudes from that anime free! OH it also reminds me of killua in caa when he takes off his shirt and has that six pack

a 15 year old and 15 year old. I don't like this

so I'm really trying to connect with lwj in this show knowing everything I know about him and with all the affection and admiration I have for him from the show and even from the book and it's just not happening. that character might as well be a walking brick wall. do people seriously write fanfic for this guy?

please god not another extended zombie action scene. the guqin power is really cool but I really don't care if they're getting attacked? we know they won't die. can we get back to relationship development

oh my god FOR A BUNNY?? A FUCKING RABBIT?? oh no we can't let a small woodland creature get hurt can we yeah it's definitely going to be attacked by fucking zombies and YOU, THEIR TARGET can keep it safe by carrying it ON YOUR PERSON. yeah the rabbit would be WAY safer with you especially after the zombies rip you apart. idiot

anyway. this this is new. wwx reaching for resentment this early on certainly differs from both other versions of the story I've seen. it fits in the story and provides a logical progression of events while making it clear that it's something he only considered when his life was in danger

as far as I remember there was zero messing around with resentful energy before BM in the novel, and in cql the first glimpse of the sword was when they defeated the tortoise of slaughter. this means that jc not realizing the mystery wen murderer is wwx is about 5 times dumber. this man has absolutely nothing going for him in the donghua huh

oh fuck there's an after-credits scene. was there always one?

lwj not reacting at all to hearing the rabbits would be eaten besides saying he'd keep them. go king give us nothing

well the rabbits are implied to have sex. was it worth it. are you all happy. sigh

the mental damage I'm taking isn't as bad as in the book but. christ. this is really faithful huh

those rabbits at the beginning creep me right out

#well look at me. already 1/7 of the way through and I've only wanted to inflict violence twice #mdzs donghua lb

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hgfstreamchats · 6 years ago

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Atlantis

*flop* Night human, hello! Hello I'm just beat I know the feeling. ...And it might be impeccable timing! Looks like the site is down. Awwwww, no We could... watch a movie instead? Did I somehow manage not to miss anything? A movie sounds excellent. Any suggestions? Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me check my list How about... Atlantis? Works for me! I have no objection.

Apparently we are watching Jeepers Creepers, and we are going to like it. Hmmm. Hmm, it's opening just fine in another tab. Here, try this instead https://www.watchcartoononline.io/atlantis-the-lost-empire

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Oh, watchcartoononline, why don't I ever refer to you first? Just, uh, ignore the ads. I forget they're there, having blocked the hell out of them long ago There we go! Beautiful! The end. That is not really a warning. hello! Hello! Whoop, glowy eyes of foreboding! And then they drowned. Shoosh. Uranium! Either that, or we forgot another relic on Earth. Earth is like a gosh-darn magnet for anything you carelessly shoot into space for some reason It may be due to Unicron being the core. He attracts chaos. Is that a shrine probably Oh my gosh Oh my gosh he's like Linguistics Mulder He does not realize this is always a setup to being murdered. At least he's being delightful about sending Milo off to almost-certain doom They really go all out on every facial expression. They do! I do not trust this weird human. omg kity This little human's adorable. Does he have a match in his mouth Hello main villain, probably That's not a trustworthy chin. No indeed. Exactly. Why was he crossing his digits behind his back? Oh my god what .... Apparently Milo's body belongs to the crew and they'd like to make that clear right off the bat. It's like everyone on this ship stopped giving even a single shit. Serpents do not have limbs. Not with THAT attitude, they don't She taunted Murphy. Well, that man is dead. And now they all die. oh, yeah, this movie has an incredible body count Excellent. Fun! This thing sure is... crabby. Good to get the cannon fodder out of the way early. That way no one misses them. yeah, it's really put them in a pinch Something something... shell? How fortunate they are that the air is still breathable down there. That's nothing, don't you remember Treasure Planet Treasure Planet had 'space technology' as a cheat. hahahha Awwww. dude, ASK qué es esto Wheeljack! Red! Hello, hello same ... Fireflies. Of course. Uh Oh What about, uh Their explosives And then they died. Heh. i like this guy Well Convenient power in the short term, but overuse will give you cancer. uhhh Shhh, shhh, that's definitely how language works. The surface dwellers also introduce new viruses into the local population. why is that human magnus Called it We don't trust his chin. I'm pretty sure that's going to turn out to be an enormous slur on Magnus GOOD Peaceful explorers, with lots of explosives I do not like the king's voice. Does this story really require the little ratman? heh. that's a man???? Who wouldn't want a story with a bizarre earth-fetishist rat-man Without the ratman, who else would grind in the obnoxiousness? i feel like my boy the explosives guy could give us everything beepbeep How does the linguist fail at pronouncing a name given to him? i think humans have a tongue swelling thing when they see someone pretty Less Ratman and Dr. Touches, more explosive human. more explosions general bring on the booms A convenient history of Atlantis. And then he died of the bends. Tragic. Shoosh, the bends don't exist, just like there's magically fresh air down here oh frag Whoop damn Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Magnus. Indeed I'm tellin' ya, the mech's gonna turn OH a BIG STATUE Or maybe, uh literally in his head His eyes DO look kinda crystally yeah so do mine Well, that looks safe ...Oh. It's because he looked This is probably not a good sign. Ohhhhhh my This is probably fine. Huh. It was fine. ALSO probably fine W What flowers why Smoke up what air they have left. That's helpful. Nobody we knew I love explosives human. How are they planning on getting back to the surface? OH HEY Oh great there goes alpha trion He sounds like Sentinel. I dislike it. He got that story out pretty smoothly for someone half a minute from death. He died on purpose, to get out of dealing with this mess. explosives guy is high all day every day Truly your spirit human. i love him They just so happened to bring tiny planes with them. Just in case. apparently! You never know when you're going to need tiny planes under the ocean. HA ohhh brutal How is she alive after that She did not survive that fall. damn magnus hahahaah his face oh scrap hahahah wow Nice wow Here comes Magnus! now magnus can't talk scrap about me bein' on crystals Hah! And they flood Atlantis with lava. Perfect. Well then They have known each other for about two hours. But it felt like three. ha GIVE HIM A HUG. Now wash that hand. That hand will never be clean. oof seaspray used to crack my spinal strut over his leg if i whined about it enough Nice. "But we WON'T say that, because it's SECRET" how did humans put magnus and me in this so well Dumb luck. There's apparently an awful sequel. technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? Or will knowing it is out there haunt us relentlessly? uho h I'm up for it if you folks are. Welllllllll... Sure, I have not been tormented enough. Sure, why not watch something to viciously mock It probably is not worse than the pig sequels. Nothing could be worse than the pig sequels. Gotta run, Red. Thanks for the party Always a pleasure! See you! Behold! Atlantis on a tenth of the budget And then they died. Remember those beautiful shots from the first movie? None of that here! Lava whales. Lava whales. Of course. So it heals rock, too? I should know better than to ask why, and yet, it is the only question. Wasn't that thing... bigger? You probably aren't. Oh, it's crying His rock looks upset at what his city has become. their smiles look unnatural She looks weird OH JOY. A PET MASCOT The lava tubes. And a giant crab. No. Not allowed. Ew. I hate their relationship. All the food is just, like. Bowls of dyed pasta. You live in Atlantis, you eat noodles. Forever. Oh, Kida, what have they done to you? That's ridiculous They live UNDER THE OCEAN Surely they're familiar with, like, swimming, floating, drowning Yes, make sure you bring the animal with you. Where would they be without their mascot Perhaps less drowning. The real kraken is that grim faced weirdo. Gettin' a little Shadow Over Innsmouth here ewwww, don't touch it t's like watching animatronics Why do they even have an inn if they hate visitors so much what's with her FACE . . . She cannot actually focus on anyone. Will-o-wisps? Heh Rat-man's grimace will follow you to your dreams I despise everything about Rat-man. W...what Maybe he just has one of the magic life-extending crystals I hate that Rat-man is contributing more than he ever did in the good movie. He should never move the plot forward. and yet, he is "Ha, now you can't complain that he's useless!" I will complain regardless. Kray-ken. It like... patted him gosh, maybe he's not the one in charge here I never thought a story about a tentacle monster could be so unappealing. Stop moving the plot forward, Rat-man! How dare he contribute? And they crush their friend with roof debris. Gasp. Uh... ... Ominous. I thought there was going to be a twist where it was a tiny tentacle monster they do not get paid enough for this Also I feel like nothing was really... explained Of course it wasn't. Milo who showed up three weeks ago knows more than her, of course. Are they just planning on investigating nonsense around the world? Why not use the magic healing crysta on him Too much work. gosh it's ALMOST like the coyotes are MADE OF SAND, animated by some magic force Jinkies! ... This bit is older than I am. Oh, Kida... So there's no theft in Atlantis, huh Had not been invented yet. Well, HE'S evil Because you know the writers of this nonsense wanted to be timeline accurate. Him? No! Every problem is going to have a spooky old man. I keep expecting to see Wile E Coyote and the roadrunner in this landscape This seems offensive to someone. You think? I can't get past how weird everyone looks I mean, Rat-man took a lateral move, but still Gosh, who's surprised Wait, did Rat-man just contribute to the plot again More than old man Kakashi. Because surely he won't just go to the cave and steal everything. Rat-man's carrying the plot and I'm not okay with that. ... oh wow. He's the most important character in this story It's, like, all about his dirt-eating Oh so it's a big museum The adventures of Rat-man and friends. wow his voice will just never stop cracking, will it Stop touching each other. And then he killed them. WOW who would have GUESSED Of course we have to have silly implausible knockout gas. Why even bother tying them up? Just kill them while they are unconscious. Likes gloating? Please, please kill them while they're unconscious. I don't like Milo's little pantaloons or shapely calves. Someone had to draw them. Guess SOMEbody's about to get sandblasted But for the pot they broke, they must die. Don't do it, Kakashi! Tell me your secret. "well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret, would it" "We love you, old man Jicama." ... Did Odin broke into his house. Did Odin break into this guy's I mean I sthis where theis is going What even is this premise? I mean I guess he can have it None of this could have less to do with anything. Oh dude you are WAY off they wanted to do a multi-season tv show like this ...Or, uh. Maybe not Then he is simply an insane man who is good at training birds. Dead. Pffffff . . . . . . . "The cum filling?" ...What I also heard that. And again, ratman is essential to the plot. ....Ewwwwww, he dressed her I think he is very confused abou this mythos, also I feel concussed. ...Did anyone else just see the explosives human disassociate out of his body? They've all been doing that The image bleed has been very prevalent. I haven't seen it get quite as bad as that. Uh... huh. So they're like boiling the ocean That's a little grim Rest in peace, fishermen. Or not. Rejoin the world, just in time to participate in a World War. Excellent plan. Wait there's a child? And contract polio. Was she like born DURING the thousands of years under the sea? Not quite as bad as the pig sequel, but still too reliant on the ratman. well that was... underwhelming That was wretched. I'm on the cusp of powering down, but thank you all for coming and enduring this. Thank you for hosting this terrible assortment of bad ideas. Well. It's what I do! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Thank *you* for the movie suggestion, night human!

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