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i'll never forget how my friend, who didn't know the twist in fight club, figured it out while watching it with me because i didn't bring up homoeroticism when tyler and the narrator were on screen together. humiliating fujoshi moment on so many levels

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hush, my love, don’t get up. i only wish to inform you i am flying to prague on urgent business. i’ll be back tomorrow night. do not leave the penthouse. if you leave i will know. i’ve left a crunchwrap supreme on your bedside table. it has a giant cheez-it inside it

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arguing with lestat is the worst. cant call him a motherfucker. cant call him a slut. everything you do makes him horny. he loves it and hes SO ANNOYING about it

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me: this film isn't THAT weird

the film:

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well here we go. let's read interview with the vampire

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skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

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let the tale seduce you, just as I was seduced 🩸🗡️🕯️

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this is the same scene to me

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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

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sam winchester, laptoppin it up :)

I feel like it's either extremely obvious that I've watched all 15 seasons of spn (11 of them as they were airing on tv) or somehow Not Obvious, despite the fact that I semi regularly reference it in one way or another.

god. anyway. sam. I will never recover from the poetic tragedy of sam. praying while being marked down as lucifer's vessel. the constant focus on wanting to be clean, the way free will versus pre-determination is in a constant state of narrative friction just by his character existing. the scope of horror in being damned and doomed before you were even born, by your own mother. wow. character of all time.

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

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save me fight club website

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another one of those pieces where i don't really like the full thing but I'll post it anyway. in the reblogs because im a pussy

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?? this is not from mr robot elliot never said this

“and suddenly, it’s december. and you’re not 17 anymore. and you haven’t been 17 for a long time. but sometimes, you need to remind yourself.”

— mr robot

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heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I