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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#analysis#dissociation#look idk what to tell you all#I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense#when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations#he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything#literally I've been there#the difference between him and me tho#is that he can't show it#he's the king of hell#he has to bluff his way through conversations#but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind#and watch him reply to the things he DID catch#anyways#NEW BLORBO????#who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel#and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character#I love him#he's so sad
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Oh Butchered Dreamer how I missed you
#it’s been too long since I’ve drawn a dragon for myself#and I’m literally the dragon bitch?#anyway yeah a rare non signalis oc nowadays#this guy is one of my older ocs#he has changed. a LOT visually#fuck he was one of the first art pieces I posted on this blog like. ever man#anyways!#world of warcraft#dragon#dragon art#green dragon#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#art#blorbo tag#butchered dreamer#I might revise his design to make him look more butchered again#idk I do like this
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I GRADUATE TOMORROW!!!
#iasip#i spent half the day trying to come up with an idea for this#and then the other half of the day pissed off that it looked bad#and then i was like fuck it let me draw it instead#4 years of art school accumulated to this last ditch effort fan art of my blorbos#lets GOOOOO#at the beginning of this year i would have thrown up at the thought of having to show my interests to literally anyone i know irl#and now it’s all i do like constantly#and its gonna be at the same venue as the podcast live shows 😵💫#im kinda doxxing myself#anyways#coming full circle babyyy#my art
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Sega managed to give Shadow wings AU before I could
#not ship. just in case#not ship#yall know im a big sucker for anything wings and birds. especially bird wings#a fun fact from hobbyist bird enthusiast: his wings are shaped for passive soaring. broad with empty slots between 'feathers'. like eagles#black doom giving him vaguely bird shaped wings adorned with bird-like tail for steering like 'birds are so cool'#i think one of my wings-in-3D-media pet peeves is how theyre often not shown properly folded/rested when not used#like shadows huge ass wings are constantly held high and unfurled. same for rouge actually#like god dude youre literally running with the wings not even aiding you in any way yet you hold those ALL UP HIGH cant you fuckin REST the#FOLD them for fucks sake. what the hell. thats completely not aerodynamic of you#so uh. yeag. wings cool 👍#love em#i have no idea what i was doing with rouge thereoh god#i really am not the type to make whole redesigns left and right#but i couldnt bring myself to draw rouge with absolutely no (white) fur here and there#rouge 🤝 murata himeko - the only characters i went quite far(?) with redesigning in my headcanons. also both look after my blorbos#also kinda awkward that she wears clothes while shadows just there all naked kek#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#doom wings#doom wing#rouge the bat#guess who was picking at scabs all the time while drawing the last picture#wings
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Some more Thrawn sketches (and Eli recreating the Spiderman meme). I love them so much your honor
#thrawn#grand admiral thrawn#sketches#my art#eli vanto#it's blorbo time#sw rebels#still on my mission to create a consistent Thrawn character model#and mostly failing#but hey at least my Eli is improving#I have to say that although i ship them HARD i also adore Thrawn and Eli's mentor/protegé dynamic in the books#it's so funny and heartfelt#and it's endearing to see Thrawn who is usually so reserved have a genuine frienship with someone he considers an intellectual equal#personal headcanon: they have been secretly pining for each other for YEARS but neither has the courage to declare himself#Thrawn bc he feels that their relationship would be tarnished by their power imbalance (true)#and the fact that he's an alien would make it even more risky (also true)#(not to mention the 20+ year gap Thrawn you cradle robber)#Eli bc at first he didn't think he had a chance and was too awestruck by having him as a mentor#and then bc he took Thrawn's “friends” diary entry WAY TOO LITERALLY#in the end Ar'alani took one look at Thrawn's diary and was like “you two are morons and deserve each other”
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Batfamily fans don’t mischaracterize arrow characters to prop up bats when you’ve very clearly never touched an arrow family comic in your life challenge IMPOSSIBLE EDITION!!!!!!
Like I so desperately don't want to come off as one of those asshole comic fans cause like I so genuinely want people to know these characters and this wonderful story telling device. This industry which has a lot of problems but is so fascinating and has such a rich history, like I really do want more people to get into comics. I literally keep a beginners list of comics that's digestible stories that aren't like a list of random issues which can be kinda intimidating to new fans. I try to keep it updated for characters and if I don"t have the character their looking for I'll go find a few ppl that do and like do a quick vet to see if they seem to know what they're talking abt and give that to them and if anyone is interested in that pls hit me up let me know I genuinely love introducing ppl to this world!!
Its just so frustrating watching your favorite characters get constantly mischaracterized to such an extreme extent by other people in the fandom and then have that be the general consistence of what they're like when its so far from how they act in the actual comics that are about them!! and then get told that I'm wrong even tho i can literally back up what I'm saying with panel proof from multiple runs! Its not even contained to the fandom IT HAPPENS IN BAT BOOKS TOO!! Bat book writers constantly change arrow characters to fit their story lines and make the bats look good and I get it that's how it works these are paper dolls that have been used for over 80 years and have had hundreds of people use them. They're meant to be molded to fit the current story the writer wants to tell but its frustrating cause then people will ignore all of the books that center them and just take batbooks as being word of god for all characters.
#not abt anyone here#tiktok is pissing me off#sorry to be a hater on main I really do try to keep mostly positive abt comics cause i genuinely don't wanna scare new ppl off#im just like extra frustrated rn#if you are interested in recs PLEASE lmk I’m so down and willing to give them they will expand ur view and Ollie’s books are really good!!#it's stupid to be this pissed off at ppl on tiktok who clearly don’t know what their talking abt yes however that’s my guy that’s my BLORBO#leave him alone#how hard is it to not treat Ollie like garbage I love dinah so much she has SO MANY flaws too she isnt perfect its what makes her interesti#it’s just frustrating cause it literally effects the way people view these characters cause the bat book writers do it too!!#AND DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE BATS THEY ARE MY GUYS TOO#like Damian and Jason genuinely mean so much to me it’s just frustrating watching ppl constantly mischaracterize my other favs to make#theirs look better cause it usually just ends up doing a disservice to all of the characters involved#especially cause it’s constantly at the top of arrow tags too… like we’re already fighting with the stupid ass tv show#red hood and the outlaws#batman#jason todd#arrowfam#batfamily#spirals brain worms#oliver queen#barbara gordon#dinah lance#dc comics#bat family#roy harper#bruce wayne#jayroy
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slightly more unhinged pictures of my (still incredibly perfect, sweet and stunning) boyfriend
#aran ryan#punch out#punch out wii#aran ryan my beloved#cutie patootie#he's kinda fucked up but i like that#my perfect angel#my blorbo#look at him#punch out!!#hes so pretty#my beauty#literally the perfect man#when i get to his title defence fight tumblr is gonna crash#so many screenshots will be uploaded
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Bout that essay titled 'A study of Gortash's twisted love of humanity'- yk what fuck it here goes nothing. Back into a facists megalomaniacs mind we go. Spoiler; this is long.
But first of all; let's do a thought experiment. Let's just assume, for shits and giggles, Gortash's position would've somehow been swapped with any other the other chosen or another Banite:
Let's start with the Banites: if we had gotten anyone except for Gortash Baldur's Gate would've been fucked. Like genuinely. Banites are cruel, vicious, unashamedly gaudy (they suck ass at infiltration missions) and they exploit loopholes perhaps even better than fiends. Any other Banite would've simply reveled in the fear caused by rampant myrkulites and bhaalists and probably stoked that fire by employing some of their own forces. And depending on whether the Zhents join the winning side or not they would've probably used and abused the black network to absolutely dominate trade and potentially choke out every non desirable in the city itself by fun activities such as grand scale slavery, starving an entire city, or simply employing enough mercenaries and some Bhaalist to get the job done. Banites fuck everyone over so hard they usually don't even stop at themselves, and prideful cruel beings who know absolutely no bounds in their desire for power commonly don't hesitate, especially not Banites who thrive in backstabbing. So the other chosen and the grand design are fucked cuz they will most certainly get removed for the sake of someone more desirable the second they somehow irk Banes favourite toy. Which in some specific cases (all of them) would be in 5 minutes flat. If you thought the local nobility was bad just wait until you see a Banite in their natural environment.
Ketheric: Yeah Baldur's Gate is fucked. Ketheric cares about one thing and one thing only; Isobel. And he employs a bunch of sadistic necromancers who have no concept of personal boundaries or consent for that matter, so chances are he'd let them roam freely in Baldur's Gate, making the streets a huting ground for his followers to find prime subjects to perform inhumane experiments on all while he turns a blind eye; either busy trying to get Isobel under his (mind-) control, reviving her or treating a brainless puppet that looks and once was his daughter like his one true solution to decades of grief and fucking up. He wouldn't care about what happens to the city, to the other chosen or even the grand design. He'd follow his gods orders but thats about it and no matter whether that's still Myrkul or Bane; everyone's fucked cuz surpringly the guy who adores lichdom more than life and the other guy who'd rather 'burn everyone's fields than loose' aren't about to give out any orders that will benefit anyone but themselves.
Orin: Another great case of 'yeah Baldur's Gate is fucked'. Orin wants one thing and one thing only: recognition. Preferably from Bhaal but she'd take anyone at this point. The problem about this whole thing is, she's been conditioned and instilled with so much self-loathing my dearest murder princess can't even begin to realise when she's getting shown any sort of adoration anymore and immediately understands it as mockery, see, for example, her butler. Is what I would say if their corpse wasn't chilling in Durges old bedroom. All Orin would do is stage ever grander and more elaborate public massacres and involuntary 'anatomy displays'. Baldur's Gate wouldn't simply be fucked; give her a week, and the majority of it would be dead. This works well for Bhaal, but for anyone else, it would kinda suck. Including the other two of the dead three. And the cult would probably still loathe her simply due to her not being a true Bhaalspawn, so cue Orin's madness reaching an absolute boiling point. She doesn't and would never care for any of the other chosen or the grand design. Unless she's reigned in, she's a utterly loose canon, even more so than she was already, with Gortash or Durge at the helm, respectively.
Now time for my favourite of the reckless murder hobos; Durge. Given the few in game notes we have Durge had a thing for obliteration. Including but not limited to every living being + themselves. So let's just assume Gortash’s cocky upstart charm and Orins assassination attempt didn't work out as planned and they are still the de facto leader but now without any leash. Baldur's Gate is probably obliterated. Alongside whatever else remains of the sword coast. Or Troil. They'd probably also have some weird ass fuck relationship with the brain cuz they already did without being the undisputed leader. And the brain would probably discard the grand design themselves cuz somehow Durge has that effect on things (might be the innate charm magic of Bhaalist priests that they use to convince people to join a literal murder cult). Either way, with Durge not giving a single damn about the other chosen, any plans but Bhaals (or their misunderstood version of it) and a dramatic love for self-obliteration, it may finally be time to remedy the elves' mistake and rip Abeir-Toril apart properly. Ao hates this trick, alongside everyone else, probably including Bhaal himself.
Which is all my longwinded way of saying; Gortash is the lesser evil. In any set of circumstances he displays enough leniency, monster fucker vibes and rationality to somehow keep this ruined, sinking ship from hitting the sea floor immediately. He has enough of a twisted love for humanity left, compared to the others, to a degree that he doesn't blindly follow orders or actively seeks the destruction of everything, let alone 'true' domination the way Bane intends to have it.
But yes, indeed, Gortash performed fucked up and cruel experiments. No doubt about that. And yet it was still on a lesser scale than a mad massive hoard of necromancers could, and his experiments, for the most part, actually yielded results, didn't they? Presumably, the Coginator and the remote control brain mechanism used for the Steelwatch. After all, there are zombies(?) in there, controlling that shit. However, the experiments on loving families were probably one of his selfish indulgences and his sorry attempt at figuring out if he was just born loathsome and his family sucks ass or if that's normal and humanity doesn't deserve a second chance. Or a 30th. FR lore is fucked up.
This is also a great transition to exhibit B of my thesis why Gortash does in fact love or is at the very very very least heavily intrigued by humanity; the sole existence of the Steelwatch. Listen, my guy serves Bane. Bane hates planning. He likes immediate results. So much so he actively pisses off his situationship Bhaal for it. Repeatedly. And he likes fear and tyranny. So what do you think the chances are that the black hand would actually enjoy the thought of a mecha army patrolling the streets of Baldur's Gate, keeping them save, and worst of all, instilling hope in the hearts of the populous, peasants and nobles alike? Yeah, absolutely fucking none. And yet Gortash did that. And he's not even just a regular banite. He's Banes chosen. He carries a part of Bane's divinity within himself. He has the de facto highest position in the local faith. He's Banes favourite toy rn. He's the centre of attention and he still goes out of his way to use things that could 1000% inspire fear and hatred to sow fucking hope and a sense of safety of all things in plain sight? I bet his adorable wrinkly ass that Bane wasn't happy and that even a thousand rituals to redeem his leniency won't save him from getting tortured extra hard for this fuck up. And considering the state of the Banites scriptures we found, and his entire character, Gortash is smart enough to know this is something Bane absolutely loathes. And yet my guy did that.
Another thing is the hive mind. Bane would probably not hate it outright, as its still 'burning the fields' by turning souls illithid, but it's wasted potential. Because there's so many great things you can do with a hivemind and the remote control over people's thoughts and emotions, for example instilling fear and terror the very things Bane loves. But that's, once again, not Gortash plan. If the notes and one of the evil endings is anything to go by the hivemind doesn't trap people in a state of torment, it does the polar opposite. People are happy, enjoying a better, simpler and nicer life. Enjoying an idea of what their life could've been like. They're smiling, happy, enjoying a casual market stroll and the bountiful rewards of the fields. Which is all things that a good Banite should hate and never inflict on someone. AND YET that's presumably Gortashs plan. Create a hivemind where everyone can dream happily and do soulless labour without noticing it while the world goes to absolute shit but the people do not. It's basically noah's arc. It's paradise in hell. The people are 'saved' while the gods continue to fight their petty games, and Gortash alone lords over this perfect dream. Protecting it answer using it to advance further.
Now, about the busts found in his office. Most of them depicted rather unsavoury, cruel people. Except for one. Which honours a self made person who took pity on those who had less. On those considered lesser by the upright and honourable citizens of the Gate. It's weird how, between all those symbols and testaments to cutlery and tyranny, there's still a sliver of empathy, renegade justice and even care for fellow humans imbued, isn't it? And what's even weirder, all of them are found in Gortash's most private place? His own little office hidden far above the grandeur of the throne room and the Fortress, where he sits at the helm, lording over his subjects and scheming his little plans? This is an excellent example of show, don't tell btw. It's hitting you over the head with the implications. But just in case, this might very well be a reflection of Gortashs mind itself and the visible expression of him being incapable of letting go of humanity as a whole, still carrying it somewhere not even that well buried between the resentment and cruelty but out in plain view for everyone curious enough to touch it because what others reason would he have tob'play the benelovent ruler' in a place where no one sees it? Where only his most trusted and fellow Banites mingle?
And, ofc, as I am a durgetash truther, another exhibit. Him fucking Bhaals gore baby and putting a leash on it prematurely. You see, I've already talked about Banes likes and dislikes plenty so it should come as no surprise that the Edgelord Surpreme wouldn't hate carnage wrought upon foolish mortals by idiots who follow lesser gods than himself, since it would still somehow contribute to people being scared and panicking. But Gortash, being the ever faithful fuck up of a Banite, reigns in the Bhaalist and even the Myrkulites enough for that to kinda never really happen. He stopped the carnage from happening altogether, in fact, by giving the others enough scraps to keep them satisfied and from acting out but not enough freedom to fuck up his plans. I mean, heck he was apparently so convincing he managed to get Durge, again, biggest fan of self-obliteration, from going on an apocalyptic rampage cuz 'daddy I like his brain and I don't mean for dinner'. Him doing that actively contributed to preventing another Bhaalspawn crisis, which could've very well happened with Bhaals resurgence and revival, 2.5 loose canons and no ward of a random old guy in sight. But also him providing a clear goal and orders for Ketheric kept the lich from giving in to the sweet release of just not caring at all whatsoever. Everyone had their designated roles and boundaries and that was perhaps the only thing keeping this group of mentally unstable creatures from unleashing an apocalyptic nightmare; which again would've worked in their gods favour and technically didn't need any prevention.
And about the Gondians... Yeah this is gonna sound fucked up, cuz it is, but Gortash is actually treating them exceptionally nice. Their families are actually still alive and its not just a lie he's telling them, we don't actually see anyone getting flayed, strung up or tortured in some other way outright, they actually get to wear clothes and presumably they're fed enough to a degree that most of them can still somewhat work and the collar and the threat of your head exploding does suck but he could've also simply chained them to their work stations but they aren't. Let alone use charms or other beguiling and fucked up magic to force them into complacency. And they're not being resold or redistributed or forced to serve some random ass guy. The Gondians are, from a Forgotten Realms and probably Bane's perspective, treated exceptionally well. As are their families. Still undoubtedly fucked up and kinda sadistic with the whole explosion collar but objectively speaking he's one of the nicer slave masters. And they do allow him to produce the Steel Watchers en mass which once again contributes to the overall safety of Baldurs Gate and its other citizens. Still the lesser evil.
Though to be fair; Gortash also did some things Bane would really celebrate. Like somehow cheating his way into obtaining the Iron Throne, fucking Bhaals favourite and most fucked up """"child"""" and of course, keeping his parents alive and in agony to eternally fuel Banes fear kink. Except, it's only Sally who's afraid. Dravo is basically a blue screen of death personified at this point. He's a hollow, numb husk, isn't he? So somehow this once again doesn't align with Banes goals and Gortash's duty as a Banite. He's fucked it up again. But Gortash could've also simply killed them if all he wanted was revenge. Why go out of your ways, program elaborate scripts into them, keep the very place that testaments his fucked up past in good condition? Because a quick death would be too merciful? But then why is he so quick to turn on Durge if they betray him in a much smaller scale than his parents did. Well, perhaps he chose not to simply kill the very people who prepared Belladonna in the kitchen when he came to visit because he himself still needs them. Because underneath all that rage and spite there's still a broken boy who wants to hear his parents, albeit empty praise, and who wants to prove to them that he can be better? That his useless playing around actually helped better humanity, that he himself helped countess people and made lives better when all they thought he'd be useful as would be a pawn?
So, is it twisted? Yes. Is it rotten? Absolutely. Is it anything you'd consider to be 'conventional'? Absolutely not. But he does hold some wildly fucked up 'love' for humanity, if only as means to a grander goal (that being himself, ofc) or perhaps cuz he's genuinely incapable of letting go. Whether it's that, to spite Raphael, Bane and his parents or someone else, who knows. Probably nobody. But the shit he does is unorthodox and oddly self-sacrificial in a way where I just can't go, 'yeah no he absolutely loathes the sheer existence of the concept'.
I still think it's a missed opportunity he's not trying to build a spelljamming port though. I feel like he would absolutely do that somewhere down the line, if only to limit the black networks influence.
#okay thx for reading enough madman ramblings#i am that meme#yk which one#thats how it looks inside my brain 24/7#also not to expose myself as a weeb but#gortash is literally the light yagami or eren yaeger of baldurs gate#becoming the lesser evil and a genocidal maniac so 'his' people may experience a moment of peace safety and respite#one might even say he shares similarities witn griffith or bondrewd#but i won't cuz i dont need a hatemob to find me#anyway thats it folks#i condensed it nd kept it as sane as i could#don't wanna hit tumblrs letter cap again#been there done that already#yk i could've spent this time working on my longfic and cultivating ideas of how gortash would simultaneously elevate and fuck up the city#if he lived through bg3 cuz i like that idea#but here i am detailing how deranged he is#oh well just gotta keep thinking about the toxic old man yaoi even harder now to make up for it#imagine me going on a madmans ramble like this but for my blorbo#and their fucked up relationship#i rly should do that one day#bg3#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#lord gortash#i just noticed i forgot the orphan pipebomb bit#more on that later ig#also why i'm at it his general approach is similar to calcazar but their motivations are still different#it's hard to put into words without me spinning the argument in my mind for a lil longer but yeah#wouldn't say they're on common ground
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@hauntedtrait tagged me in this, thank you so much! this man is totally NOT a drug dealer btw, ignore the fanny pack and pile of backwoods wrappers hanging out of it :-]
OC Questions Tag
NAME: Cliff Kiser NICKNAME: Rainbow Road, The Prodigy, this guy i know who has some fire GENDER: Cis Male (he/him) STAR SIGN: Aries HEIGHT: 5'11 SEXUALITY: questioning! NATIONALITY / ETHNICITY: US American, white FAVORITE FRUIT: japanese plums FAVORITE SEASON: winter FAVORITE FLOWER: original minecraft rose FAVORITE SCENT: that exotic. also a big pot of chili cooking COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: bustelo fanboy AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: maybe like three? he works nights at a circle k currently so his sleep schedule is nonexistent DOGS OR CATS: CATS!!! cat meme connoisseur since 2004 DREAM TRIP: Sulani babey NUMBER OF BLANKETS: at least three, with a body pillow on each side. will actually die without the fan on at night, he runs hot RANDOM FACT(S): emoji king. doesn't yell at little kids in voice chat (he mutes it first). style ranges between "i woke up and threw this dirty shirt on and I'm cool with that" to "I'm actually such a bad bitch" (gonna post some more outfits of his soon to give y'all more of an idea). eva capricciosa's sneaky link. chronic lip biter. basketball enthusiast.
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#maxis match#IT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BLORBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i literally can't express the mental space this dude takes up in my head#cliff kiser#check the tag to see what he looked like before i went maxis mix lol#ty wrixie for his arm tats <3#i did the knuckles knees and added a couple more other ones#im hyper fixating
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I am once again begging people to tag the destiel meme as #destiel meme (or #destiel confession meme). Stop clogging the Dean Winchester and Jensen Ackles tags with a billion versions of it.
#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#jensen ackles#destiel meme#im not kidding it has literally made those tags almost useless#especially because of the election everyone was using that meme to talk about all of the shit going on#i imagine its probably annoying if you are searching for cas or misha but thats not my blorbo so#like jensen ackles is currently trending and im guessing dean was earlier because of the birthday#and the top posts in the tag are the stupid meme#and yes i also browse by newest but i shouldnt have to avoid top#its just so frustrating i needed to say it#i get it everyone thinks its funny but please image your blorbo was suddenly part of a meme about politics#and everyone tagged it their name and you couldn't look at your little guy without most of the posts being about politics#esp if you are using that blorbo for escapism#idk im sure no one cares but yknow
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I WANT EMOTES FOR HIS BIG MODE SO BAD (also hehe more art for my edgy fanfic, enjoy)
#ramattra#violet#oc#overwatch#i wanna see his normal arms uncrossed#while hes in nemesis#is that so much to ask#like the B-boy stance is cool and all#but pls#my art#using my new favourite blorbo to bust outta art block yet again#oh also if you headcanoned Violet looking different#thats valid i literally havent fescribed what she looks like lma
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PD dressed as Rock Opera C&C PD dressed as nailsinmywall C&C
Based on this post by @curufiin and this post by @braywashed
#silm#silmarillion#pretty deadly#those wrestling guys#lol the rock opera#crossover#wwelves#braywashed i am playing dress up with your jpeg blorbos#the background painting process here was. certainly a process#turns out its a lot harder to extend a pic when you have no clue what the rest of it looks like#whats that thing on the left? camera gear? a treadmill? i have no clue i just extended all the lines#also like. i didnt even change their hair colors these are literally human c&c#kit(?)-curufin looks more curufin-y than half the sketch layer curufins!! esp in the nails outfit
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idek. have some doodles
#gw2#guild wars 2#asura#gw2 asura#kudu#gw2 kudu#kudu tag#my stuff#my art#fuck it ill tag this i guess#the people can have some crumbs#this isnt stopping any time soon btw after years of like#Not Admitting To Myself that i like kudu i gave up and hes just gone chernobyl nuclear arkk level blorbo now#unfollow while you have the chance#i turned down the opacity on that logo bc otherwise it was like a blaring siren on this image#its based a bit on how i made a logo for the inquest subdivision that sasha and i rp (IBD)#so i figured. probably. kudu would get one also#its a bit literal and then the rotated diamonds look like crystals he he
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i LOVEEEE idol aus so bad because none of these fucking characters would be caught dead doing any of this shit. your blorbo is NOT doing aegyo on stage for a paycheck! your blorbo is NOT singing and dancing!
#i love idol aus i literally posted fenglian idol au a bit ago i read idol aus like my life depends on it#bonus pointz if its a survival show idol au#put those blorbos through Boys Planet NOWWWW!!#but god none of these characters would be doing all thst#anyway...#if i had to put mdzs dudes through a kpop survival show gauntles#*gauntlet#i fully think lwj is pulling a ricky zb1#in that he doesnt get a lot of screentime and when he does its just his resting bitch face in an attempt to evil edit him#but hes so good looking n talented that ppl flock to vote for him anyway so he gets in the lineup#only for ppl to realise that hes a perfectly lovely lad hes just very quiet#AND wwx keeps gaying it up with him and ppl are 100% sure it surpassed Stage Gay long long long ago.#it stopped being Gay For Pay at debut.#jiang chengs not making final lineup in a Kpop survival show it must be said hes simply not the type for debht#like idk. i feel like the more irritable trainees dont make it very far in actuality. if ur not getting along w#other trainees ppl dont really wanna see u debut alongside them. sorry jc :(#huaisang is our boys planet zhanghao and i dont mean in terms of talent i mean in terms of getting cancelled for being heterophobic#3 hour haobin zb1 compilation vs 3 hour wangxian compilation i believe in it#this isnt even an idol au this is just a fucking zb1/boys planet au bc im so biased but shhhh#for any1 whos seen the boys planet star level tests.#yknow the MODU URI CHWEODOBWAA (BWAAAA) clip....#thats su she in my heart of hearts<3#eli comes out as a kpop stan#u already knew this#i posted 2 kpop animatics#and i went to a kpop concert YESTERDAY! but still!
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And re: last post I think this is the reason so many people talk so strangely and observably incorrectly (and even draw or write etc) about their blorbo of choice—posting like “omg his abs” or “his jawline” or calling observably flat asses “caked up” or talking about a person being particularly muscular or fit when they are observably not—a weird sort of frame-reversal where people are so trained to associate attractiveness with a standard set of characteristics that they start to project those expected characteristics on somebody they find attractive because they struggle to conceptualize being attracted to somebody outside that framework. i.e. if I find this particular actor attractive, it must be because he “Looks Like An Attractive Person” (abs, muscular build, whatever biases are at hand for the speaker) and not because the person is attractive because of their own set and relation of features. This is maybe partially how we get people talking about nonexistent abs or jawlines or pert asses or whatever—that is how they are conditioned to express or recognize “sexiness,” which overlays the actual element/object of attraction. In other words it’s easier to frame “I am attracted to this actor because he is Attractive*” *artifically constructed set of traits culturally absorbed as the Most Desirable rather than challenging that idea of objective attractiveness and focusing on bodily actuality
#i think this explains partially the amount of times i have to read people describe#this or that character as having abs or pecs or being particularly buff#when like. 99% of the time the guy is none of those things!!! and sexier because of it! he literally does not Look Like That#try to see past ur ideological hangups and focus on what you are actually responding to#it’s way more fun i prommy it’s not a criticism to say your blorbo isn’t ripped#it’s opening the door to better understanding ur own attraction and seeing it in yourself too
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Don't mind me. Just sharing the latest thing I drew because I'm beyond proud of this one. I died close to the end but even still I can't believe how much I improved with this one. (Of course there are still some things I need to work on but I' happy with how this turned out.) She's another khr oc tho since this is just a practice sketch I won't share much other than her name is Alycia Belladonna and she's connected to the Varia.
#so you know#not an offical oc reveal#more like I'm just really proud of how she turned out#i do need to work on making my poses more dynamic tho#and on filling the page#this is actually a close up 😅#also shading clothes is my number 1 enemy rn#and frills#the frills literally killed me#but the eyes and hair and face in general looks amazing#also I know I complain about the frills but I think for where i'm at skill wise i did a really good job#anyways for those that read this far here's a fun fact for her#her title is The Witch of Varia and she's a poison expert#she's one of those ocs that came out of nowhere but i latched onto her like a koala#she will never be rid of me now#has joined blorbo ranks with cecil and donte and ???#khr oc#unofficial oc reveal lmao
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