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nothing quite like sewing to make you realize how small you really are
like I did not expect my hip-to-ankle-length to be less than a meter even though my whole body is only 164. but still!! less than a meter!!! I'm so short!!!!!
#adventures in sewing#I was putting a pattern on some fabric and looked at the crotch-to-ankle bit and was like. hm. this looks VERY short#and I measured it and it was 50 cm on the fabric#which still seemed VERY short#and then I measured it on myself and it was just above my ankle and like. oh. I'm SHORT-short#got it#still doesn't seem right but well here I am#we'll find out later when I actually cut the fabric out lmao#though I moved the crotch bit up a bit because on the pattern I found it was really low#also this is gonna be highkey terrifying because I've been using my self-made pyjama pants#and they fit horribly lmao#though to be fair I messed with those a lot#stiiilllll#prayer circle for these trousers to come out wearable
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it is an ancient ascalonian belief that lighting candles invites the favor of the gods. in every proper home of the ascalonian rites, one is lit for each of the six; as long as it burns, there is hope for that home and for ascalon. candles also invite the spirits of long gone warriors to protect and inspire ; for world is loss and grief, and faith and hope, as balthazar's scriptures teach us. so take heart, o' heretical daughter of ascalon, o' vain godkiller, and rejoin the war eternal. light a candle for those you've lost; say your prayers to the gods you still believe in. and say a prayer to yourself, as you know that death is not the end, but the end of the beginning. did your little adventure to the domain of the lost teach you nothing, after all?
#gw2#nero's artsy corner#alysannyra#gw2 housing#gw2 screenshots#gw2 human#humanposting#lemme be cringy and horrible and terrible with my captions#and also add some lore to my comm. as i do#nyra hasn't been lighting a candle for balthazar for years now. in its stead she places a mirror#but she still feels a closeness to the war eternal prayer#she knows it by heart. she says it when she is praying actually.#she lives her life by the teachings of balthazar in a lot of ways#she's lyssa's daughter but balthazar's step-daughter#she's still tied to balthy even if she feels like he betrayed her#ascalon is balthazar's nation; they revere him greatly#and she killed him bc he killed her#it's a complex relationship#but she does read and love the war eternal prayer#i also wanna add some like food and condiments here as per serbian grave customs#but i don't have the fibers anymore lmao#tomorrow#have these screens in the meantime#ALSO THE CHALICE OF THE GODS SKIN AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA SUPER FUCKING FITTING HERE
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Some new art of a very very old oc of mine! From like, when I was an 8th grader in middle school to freshman in high school I think, I haven’t thought about this character or the world she’s from in like… years, but my brain suddenly remembered she existed! And so I drew some art of her!
Visually, she’s absolutely mostly the result of my child self sticking Toko Fukawa from Danganronpa and Peacock from Skullgirls in a blender and lettin it fuckin rip. Personality wise she’s a bit different tho… she’s into politics! As in,,, she’s in politics ghgh, she’s like the chief of the surveillance department for the country of (mostly) witches that the story takes place in. And one of the advisors to the head ruler witch,,, she sucks! Hardcore! she’s def a villain lol
#I made 2 videos for this story and she’s in 1 of them#the idgaf video. at the 30 second mark#but. even tho I specifically remember when I first designed her she had the eyeball braids!#or at least eyeball buns#16 year old me got rid of em!!! for no good reason!#they were fun and cool and fitting for her role and character!!! what the hell 16 year old me!#original#original art#original characters#my ocs#artists on tumblr#eyes#doodles#the other video from this story I made is the something’s not right meme lol#the difference in tone is fucking tremendous#that one tho is more… a lore tidbit… like… it’s background on a phenomena of the setting…#as a middle schooler I did not give a shit about major or minor or background characters tho. or even actually telling a cohesive story?#like. I started w a few characters. and then. went on to characters they were connected too. and then characters they were connected too#and then on an on and on it was just a web of vaguely interconnected dudes in a vaguely interconnected world#no. real narrative lol. but I had fun w it! it was cool. I wish I still had my sketchbooks w the stuff I made for it#I feel like it’d be a fun thing to look back on… sadly fire took them… damn u fire ghg#* shakes first at past horrible traumatic experience *#anyway yeah! enjoy art of evil eyeball lady w no name lmao#*fist not first… spellings hard#partial nudity#in the second pic. but also u can’t rlly see anything so. I think it’s fine?#I’ll still tag just in case tho
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The plot of the Heartstopper-level Fitpac-themed dream I just woke up from
Upset this isn't real. Going back to sleep nownits too early to be awake
#sorry they're horribly ooc lmao#its a dream what do you expect#qsmp#becca rambles#qsmp fit#qsmp pac#fitpac#hideduo#becca writes words
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alright, no big deal, i can simply buy them from the baz-
oh. oh right. i forgot. lark is broke as shit. okay.
#u gotta understand. the scoundrel walks around with like 500 echoes in their pocket on a daily basis at this point#caeru's averaging the 100 range#i have forgotten what it is like to be bereft of money.#this (playing a pre-POSI account) is the /real/ horror of light fingers#yin-thoughts#fallen london#i COULD sell the starlit reverie to get 300 echoes quick and easy#but im keeping that as an rp momento bc it's fitting for my horrible little birdie#and also his mantlepiece would be really empty without it lmao#it's fine. nothing a quick horicultural affair cant fix
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Masriel AU: After jumping into the abyss together, Asriel and Marisa fall into another world with no recollection of their past life. When Marisa finds a wounded man washed ashore in the exact same spot she was found a couple of weeks prior, she’s determined to find out who he is and why he seems so familiar.
#his dark materials#masriel#asriel x marisa#au#masriel au#okay so I started out wanting to make gifs for three-atoms amazing new masriel post abyss fic#but then the gifs didn't work for it so this just became a whole other au#with roughly the same starting point but not really#sometimes these whole fanfic ideas play out in my mind and it becomes a little wild#like what if they both had no memories of their past lives or that they did all those horrible things or had daemons or a daughter together#would they still fall in love in that other reality???#(the answer is obviously yes lmao)#and when they do remember everything all hell breaks loose again obvi#okay ignore me#those two first gifs fit too well together not to use in sth#hdm#mine
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"tawan would have lived an ordinary but good life if he didn't meet kinn" excuse me Jane? Making me feel for that hoe??
No but seriously that's making me think and I think it's more of korns doing than kinn. Because everyone says kinn was soft until tawan betrayed him and yeah my brain doesn't have enough cells to be more coherent
Ohoho! I'm so glad you sent me this ask. I have so many ~thoughts~ about Tawan.
I mean, let's face it. Tawan isn't a good person. With the way he kidnapped and then kicked an unconscious Chay he might not even be redeemable (if he didn't, you know, die).
I have this headcanon that Tawan (in the series - in the book he's just ?? ???) led an ordinary life until he met Kinn. I mean, they met where? At uni? I bet Tawan was cute and flirty and ambitious, and Kinn was pretty much Mr Perfect. His lifestyle must have seemed so glamourous and appealing to an outsider like Tawan (because I don't think he was part of that whole mafia thing at all).
And I believe Tawan when he says that it all began to fall apart when some rival mafias started threatening his family (because all the best lies are told when you add a bit of the truth to them). I don't think Tawan meant to betray Kinn. I think he was just way in over his head and panicked. Which of course made him a liability and a threat. So yeah, you're right, Korn would have realised right away and made sure that his empire Kinn is safe. He probably thought it a kindness to let Kinn think that Tawan had always been a mole and that shooting him was the only choice left to him (because we know Kinn is too soft and would have never done so otherwise).
So, yeah, it might not have been Kinn's intention, and perhaps his only fault lies in being too naive and too blinded by love but, in a way, Kinn loving Tawan was Tawan's downfall.
And of course, that's when Vegas swept in and gleefully manipulated what was left of Tawan further until all that remained was blind devotion. Who in their right mind would even believe all of Vegas' sweet nothings? All it needed was a ring - which is such a simple and sad and very un-mafia-like thing. I feel like not even Vegas fully realised that Tawan was never cut out for all of that mafia stuff. In the end, it turned him into the loose cannon that we meet in the series.
That isn't to say that Tawan is a victim only. He's more like... collateral damage. Weak and very human. A tragic villain, at most. A very pretty and unhinged and amazingly acted one at that. He totally stole the show for me and sometimes I still make up little fics in my head about him before I fall asleep lmao
#ask#kinnporsche tawan#kinnporsche#that was... probably way too tl;dr#but i have a lot of feelings about tawan#is he horrible? yes#do i love him? yes#and this is also why (in addition to so many other things lmao)#porsche and kinn were such a good fit#because like it or not porsche is so much more suited to mafia life#and tawan just... went under
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How do you draw lmk style?
Step One: Draw Head (I generally just try and try and try and try and try and try and try again until I get the square right. Make sure the corners are ✨round✨)
Step Two: Draw Torso (more trial and error. I draw the torso that... Sort of resembles the rib cage? But it's so deformed you can't really tell)
Step Three: Rest of the body (gotta just wing it for whatever pose that's needed. Remember that all limbs are sort of cylinders and are not rectangles)
Step Four: Add Details (I have drawn this blue man and Macaque so many times that a reference is like, never used)
Step Five: Colour!
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#how to draw lego#at least the way I do it#its not even really lego but like if u made the legs shorter then it kinda is?#I just like to draw long legs#because I am a sucker for half and half propertions#when I draw legs I always try to make sure the legs are as long as the torso and head combined#I know lego proportions don't actually fit that#because the legs are shorter#but like#my brain go “lmao no”#this is such a horrible explanation I am so sorry#but I just keep reminding myself that lego torsos are a lot like pillows#seriously#and the heads are like marshmallows#limbs are just cyliners#think three dimentional shapes#Mayor's waist is so thin in this drawing LMAO#I didn't realise until it was too late#but if you sort of like straighten out the waist dent on the left side of the pic it wojld fix it#but hey Mauor has a small waist and we all know it
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its probably just me or whatever but genuinely one of the tropes that upset me the absolute most in media was like. when the villain kidnapped others and made them a comfortable home or smth, and was nice, and still the kidnapped ppl just kept going on and on about "can i go home now" "i want to go home" "when do i get to go home"
i know its absolutely irrational but i always felt incredibly bad for the villain and totally related to the anger when they eventually snapped. they did so much!!!!!! they were nice!!!!!! it was a nice place!!!!!!!
#actually please let me know if im not alone#or let me know what this says abt me lmao#im fairly sure its rooted in the fact that i never wanted to be home and if i was kidnapped and subjected to the cruel fate of#having to stay at a comfortably furnished place with a person who was nice to me completely free of charge and responsibilities#i wouldve never looked back#so on one hand i was jealous#on the other i feel like i also felt personally attacked when i saw someone's efforts not being acknowledged?#i understand. it was kidnapping and THEN niceness. i get it. i understand.#BUT VILLAIN WAS *NICE* WHY ISNT IT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED AND RECIPROCATED#so many feelings#like even just writing this out i feel that horrible urge to cry and also break things#it makes me feel so much#i need to write shit like this#its a little grace core tbh#somewhat. she has no illusions. she knows shes not trying to be particularly kind#but she does throw irrational fits like that
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i still think babyface mjf could be great (when he was faking it for the mox feud i thought he was hitting it out of the park in terms of balancing playing a good guy while not losing his identity as a character), but i think the problem rn is that, at some point, tony gave him seemingly free reign over everything he's doing and what he has decided he wants to do is figure out how far he can stretch the ironic corny stereotypical babyface shtick before the crowd turns on him and. it's not good
#a true cody kid. extremely talented; some truly horrible instincts when left without someone to edit him#also like i think he's sincerely far happier in aew rn than he was last year and good for him but like#the company man thing is NOT a thing his character should be doing lmao#nothing about it fits him it actively detracts from his aura it is so fucking unfortunate#imagine if steve austin as a babyface was kissing his employer's ass lmao#anyway. hope he gets back on track soon#also pls lose those fucking roh belts bc i cannot keep doing these undercard ass tag matches on ppv#mjf#aew#text post
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stupid asshole who lives in my brain
#haven#oc#traditional media#monochrome#lineart#sketch#horrible beast who i am finally closing in on a narrative for#im so glad honestly i hate having characters just float around disconnected from any kind of actual story with no point#kind of fitting that he was stuck being a tool without a purpose for a while honestly lmao#in terms of a character i have he was very much a purpose-built tool for specific situations#and then i stopped doing oc erp so he stopped being useful#as a *character* he was also about being a tool purpose-built for specific situations (managing really complicated operations#and doing extreme violence to lots of people at once) and now his narrative is about him doing his best to get rid of the situations#and then discovering he doesn't have a purpose and going completely off the rails about it#unfortunately (fortunately? makes him fun to write) he is also an overdramatic entitled pissbaby of a man without the good sense god gave a#rock so he does all sorts of dumb stupid shit all the fucking time if he feels even a little bit bad so he does nothing normal about this#when its done ill share it#ah shit i forgot about . alt text hang on#this one's really only for archival purposes anyway i cant imagine anyone's reblogging this man to their dash#he's so annoying.#ok fixed the alt text
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I really watched dudes in their twenties eat dinner and choose pajamas and was thoroughly entertained the entire time huh.
#disgusting levels of loving them#SHOW ME THE OUTFITS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#ALSO THE ROOMMATES 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#hyunchan just swapping horrible outfits was so 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#also everyone cracking up until they had to sit in the chair and pure dread filled them fucking killed me lmao#I'm so excited to see the fits on them lmao#especially changbin hyunjin seungmin and jeongin lmao#rj talks
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having twin peaks thoughts & theories bc i just started watching the return (i know spoilers ofc) and i have literally nowhere else to put my thoughts so i'm just gonna dump them here.
obviously i don't every single thing about twin peaks was meant to just be like... One Thing and that's it. i think there's room for interpretation for a reason butttt the one thing i just keep going back to about the show is just that. like. it's about the corruption of innocence and the perversion of family. of cycles of violence and abuse. children being sexually taken advantage of by "trusted" adults. teenage prostitution rings. barely a single relationship in the town wherein people aren't cheating on someone/cheated in the past. bob being "the evil that men do" (tbf this is technically just albert's theory but i choose to believe it) and now this weird thing with judy/the experiment (are they the same thing? idk yet) being the thing that CREATED bob? there's this weird thing i get with the black lodge/waiting room like... good people can't survive there without disappearing completely (nonexistence) or being permanently changed (in the case of annie, ig)
and then ofc you have the tormented souls being trapped there (laura, maddy, caroline(tbh idk what was going on w her doppelganger being there?), leland(he was originally a victim too, i'm getting there)) because of the things that were done TO them. i was thinking like. in regards to the frogmoth that crawled into sarah's mouth (when she was a child) and everything that's going on w/ her in the return (watching insanely violent things on tv, "eating" men, etc.) ... compounded with leland's story about bob "I was just a boy. I saw him in my dreams. He said he - he wanted to play. He opened me and I invited him and he came inside me." ... mr. c's introduction song being a twisted version of "american woman" (i've heard this is also related to diane's doppelganger, as well. makes sense) w/ the stand-out lyrics (aka the backwards ones) being "all my headstrong women... don't let em put you in a corner. make em salute you like a flag on the fourth of july." and sarah palmer having a shortened and remixed version of "good man" blaring in her house that just repeats the lyrics "i'm a good man. i'm having fun." like. there's smth to this i'm not insane...
anyways to go even FURTHER... there being specific emphasis on being in the right time and the right place. opposites (giant and dwarf, young and old, black and white, etc.) and the planets jupiter and saturn.
the experiment violently killing that couple that was watching the glass box bc they were having sex? or because they were(n't) watching? or both? the experiment very obviously being the thing inside of sarah but it pulling off it's own face within sarah and revealing a smile that looks eerily similar to laura's (even if not exact... ppl are such pedants about things being exact in this show where literally everything is drenched in like 8 metaphors at any given time) AND the laura in the black lodge/waiting room removing her own face in the exact same way. it's weird that in this instance, laura's dialectical opposite or opposing force is her own mother who she claims she has so much in common with. but this goes even a step further because when the experiment spawned in the glass box, it has a gold orb (or smth like it) like the one laura's like... spirit? was born from? AND APPARENTLY there's a little clip of what sounds like sheryl lee's voice saying "gone" or "the one" or something like that while the experiment is flying towards them (not unlike an owl) to kill them... hm. not to mention the experiment has a proboscis-like knife that comes out of its mouth that it uses to kill the guy sexually harrassing sarah at the bar... and carrie page has a dead guy in her motel room that has a hole in his head... could obviously def just be a bullet-wound LMAO but idk let's have fun w it!
i do think there's a crazy connection between sarah, laura, and the experiment/judy/whatever. "the room seems different... and men are coming. something happened to me. i don't feel good..." obviously, i will be able to make more connections and add to this theory as i watch more but from what i've seen i think there's a huge connection to children and how easily it is for them to be taken advantage of (literally every member of the palmer family was taken advantage of as a child when an evil entity entered them. i mean. how more on the nose can you be!!) or for their innocence to get stolen (prostitution, drugs, murder, becoming child brides to abusive older men... the list goes on). and there's obvious themes of intense sexual violence and dreams and blahhhh. it's like 5:30am and i'm theorizing about a show that will never have an actual answer LMAO... to be fair though it's not ABOUT actually "solving" it for me. i think most media works well when you get what you want or need from it and just kind of make that The Point and, for me, twin peaks will always be about the tragedy of laura palmer before it's about anything else!
i really do like that theory that dale cooper is just like. an entity that laura dreamed up to save her originally but in the end, after she had finally escaped being laura palmer and that life and that house and her trauma, he ended up bringing her right back to it. it's like. how does that not make people insane?
#fwiw i know dale kinda CAN'T be made up considering his past but if you actually like. think about it it weirdly lines up#the fbi in the show is already like. insanely idealized in the fact that they actually care about stopping horrible things from happening#and not a single one of those fbi agents ever acts normal LMAO but that's lynch for you. still though i think there's smth to be said about#like. dale cooper IS the fbi. he is the quintessential fbi agent who lives and breathes laura palmer's case and when he solves it#he just goes on to (try) to live in her town and never leave#and laura hated her town and almost everyone in it and her life so it's like. i do see that it doesn't fit perfectly as a theory#but at the same time isn't dale cooper just kind of like an insanely idealized caricature of someone living a worthwhile life#he's outrageously positive he has an answer for everything he's free to love whoever he wants and yes he has a dark past but#it comes up as more of an afterthought than anything that necessarily haunts him (mid-s2 was just um. well. eheh. anyways.)#but like even his archnemesis windom earle and their rivalry is so picturesque. an fbi agent having an affair with his partner's wife#and that makes said partner go insane and kill his wife and disappear. like... is that not the most telegraphed cartoon-ass backstory#that an fbi agent could have? i mean this in a complimentary way btw. like windom earle's whole thing is chess and disguises. he dresses as#a horse. to kidnap bobby's dad. does this not sound like something a child would come up with. meanwhile the giant is a guy named 'the#fireman' who just so happens to live in (or behind the veil of ig) a place where bobby's dad used to take him as a kid#and this is the man who sent laura's spirit to the world as a force of ultimate good or something. because LAURA IS THE ONE.#idk there's smth there about twin peaks all being a child's dream about what being an adult is like and a way to characterize all the#bad things that happen to people (not even just adults) like wouldn't it be so great if you could blame your father sexually abusing you on#a guy named bob. wouldn't it be great if you could blame all the world's problem's on the creation of atomic bombs bc what's scarier than#living through the cold war and constantly waiting for nuclear destruction that never comes? what's scarier than the violent reality of any#given situation. it would be great if we could blame all the bad things we do on our evil doppelganger from another world#idk. just smth i think about when i watch the show. that's all
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I'm about to be so annoying btw
#by this I mean I'm going to talk about my job until it's no longer new and exciting sorry guys#but this is literally the first good thing to happen to me in MONTHS#shit has been so bad like SO unbelievably bad for a WHILE#like. not only do I have a job (!!!!!!) but it actually seems like a really good fit for me and what I need#like. the hours aren't horrible and in fact I could stand to have more of them#the pay isn't *good* but it's not the worst I've ever made for sure#the work environment though... that's where it gets me. because I get to just be one guy in a store interacting with customers and literally#nobody else#for most of my workday#like. no small talk except for with customers. no learning about my coworker's stupid life. no trying to get along with someone for the sake#of work#like. I just get to be alone and sell shit and when it's slow I get to organize shit like. hello??? yes please#I don't have to be micromanaged because I'm literally alone. like. god I'm so excited#plus it's similar to work I've done before. so. yay#I do really like the coworker I've met before though. he's very sedate and has excellent customer service.#which I know bc every time my mom shops there and he's the one working he's very genial and nice#definitely good at his job. but I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting high in the back or something lmao#he's just so calm ive never met a dude more chill like. he seems like the exact opposite of anxious#and then my other coworker I haven't met yet but I'm sure she's fine.#I do like my boss though! and she's only my boss until they get another manager bc she's actually the manager at another location too#she's just filling in here while they look for another manager#but I like her she was extremely up-front and no-nonsense and plainly stated exactly what she needs from an employer#employee*#which is honestly such a relief like my last job I felt like I had no clue what people wanted from me and it was horrible#but this seems better so far#also I know for a fact I beat out two other people who had interviews the same day and I was so much the preferred choice#that she didn't even wait to decide or anything#she called me like a few hours after my interview ended like. that 3rd person left and she immediately hired me instead lol#which I have to admit does feel good after so long feeling inadequate and unhirable.#I am more hirable than at least two people. so THERE
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if no one else participates in hekster week, i will 💪
#kind of nervous bc of the growing trend of no one really participating in weeks lmao#i know im also guilty of that so! i will try to get better regarding that#but between the amount of work i have this semester and the amount of time it takes to try and come up with an idea that fits the prompt#its hard </3 also i have a horrible sense of time
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Hi have a poorly made animatic of Silver with the song ‘The Next Right Thing’ with my What it thought of what if in chapter 7, silver wakes up and is conflicted on what to do since everyone’s asleep or smth and goes to confront OB malleus, the storyline in my head is a mess but I wanted to draw angst
#twst Spoilers#twst chapter 7#twst silver#silver twst#twisted wonderland#animatic#the next right thing#look this song#chefs kiss#amazing song#and idk I felt like silver can fit this song somehow#that I cannot explain easily but yeah#you can tell I rushed the last few frames and got lazy trying to figure out what to do lmao#twst#ob malleus#you can see my attempt in a dark blue/grey scale paint#go horrible wrong with silver in one frame#I’m too lazy to fix it#lol#enjoy#Ig#idk#look the next right thing is an amazing song#I will never stop thinking abt that song
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