#and they are made of germs

[dilemma-danger]

i hate children simply because of how many bodily fluids they secrete and how loud they are and my parents KNOW this so why did they invite all 15 of my under 10 years old cousins to my house and force me to be around them im going to vomit

[yuwuta]

fwb with katsuki feels like an snl skit like you’ve got to be joking with him if you propose that after you two have fucked. hooking up with the boy you’ve known since you were five and then asking to keep it casual between you two is insane. he could bite you, he could threaten to tell shoto (who would pinch you), he could lace your hands together and threaten to drag you both out into heavy traffic if you don’t go out with him, he could just say “get real?” and then proceed to take a nap on top of you for the next four hours, he could flick you on the forehead, he might even cry, he could threaten to tell izuku (who would kick him), he could squish your cheeks between his palms and tell you to stop spewing nonsense, he could threaten to tell his mom (who would pinch the both of you by your ears), he could scream, he probably will bite actually. it doesn’t matter it all ends in him “talking some sense into ya since i clearly fucked your brains out” while he makes you dinner and you agree to go out on a real date tomorrow

[schnanko]

hi

[milfweirdal]

[galaxygermdraws]

Drew someone else's ZITS for a change. Designs belong to my lovely partner @shadesofvermillionvoid. I meant to draw them before but then 2 years passed. I have drawn this Tango before. But not the rest of them. I love them

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Go follow Vi. These are the biggest brain ZITS i love them dearly, and I love Vi dearly <3 <3)

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

various polymer clay guys ive made recently primed and ready for painting

[baalzebufo]

THE WEIRD AL-CANA - 15. THE DEVIL- GERMS

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aww yeah baby germs fanart time!! so, if you are looking at this post and somehow havent heard this song. or more specifically seen the 1999 live recording of it. well. do yourself a favour and watch that for me. do this for me. okay?

okay welcome back. hopefully you understand how I feel now. the devil is a card all about 'darker urges' and that can include addictions or compulsions, which feels fairly apt for this song tbh. also its the sexuality card and the NiN pastiche is a perfect choice for that.. honestly. i was just so excited to draw germs fanart again :')

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[morii-moth]

i blame @galaxygermdraws for putting him in my head

id never actually seen anything abt enderskizz b4 germs posts and im so so glad i have now

[cyygnet]

SOAP INANIMATE INSANITY

Gore, blood n maggots warning

[twinknote]

fun fact: i’m going to be leaving this hell house for two months to stay with family a few states away so i can do PT for my evil spine before i lose my insurance at the end of the year and focus on finishing my certification so i can get a big boy remote salaried job and move out of the hell house for Real next year. and when i come home i’ll be almost immediately going to my two week pet sitting gig for the goodest girl whose mommies will be paying me $1000

[watermelinoe]

Honestly, same here when it comes to kids. I’m very good with them, and a lot of kids I know like me and are quite attached to me. My area of work involves a lot of work with and for kids, and I find it very important and giving to make kids’ life’s better and give them the help/resources they need (especially due to my own experiences as a kid). Personally, though, I’m at best indifferent when it comes to kids in general, and do not want kids of my own as I think they’re too much of a hassle. I often have people tell me I must be lying when I say I don’t like kids, which is like ??? I don’t have to like kids to be nice to them, or want what’s best for them?

no one hates children and treats them worse than their own caregivers but we have to hear abt how sociopathic we are bc we don't feel womb pangs whenever a baby cries or whatever the fuck

[blujayonthewing]

hi, is this guy telling me to put the marinade that had the raw meat in it directly on top of the finished dish. and then eat it

[falcyhedgehog]

One of my little roobird guys showing off their wares for sale.

More info about them below vvv

[15-lizards]

GRRM’s idea of what qualifies as pedophilia/grooming and what qualifies as romance needs to be studied under a microscope

[obi-wan-catobi]

Meiosis is going to be the death of me

[galaxygermdraws]

Did a redraw of this drawing, which. Gosh that's from 2021?? How have I been fixated on Wormman for this long?? Whatever uh. Wormman and Tangno my beloved. I miss them. Every day.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Unfiltered version under the cut. Thankyuuuu)