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beausprouts · 2 months ago

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Drew the whole fambily for my western au… bro really had a lot of kids for someone who didn’t even want them like what’s his deal

#william afton #michael afton #elizabeth afton #evan afton #vanessa afton #fnaf #fnaf au #beauart #poor evan got mauled by a bear #michael got into some kind of fight I’m sure with that nasty eye scar situation #Liz is also scraped up but her scars aren’t on her face #vanessa is basically fine physically but she got the most of her dads mental illness #they are a disaster #and they all want his ass DEAD #PERIOD! as they should

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toothpastewolf · 3 months ago

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shitty little doodle of a shitty little guy

#he was very silly before i got to the missing journal pages #then i just wanted his ass dead #fuck man. what the fuck why did he do all that to ford #i'm normal about ford please trust me guys (<- lying)#gravity falls #gf #bill cipher #the book of bill #book of bill #my art #my posts

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lotus-pear · 2 days ago

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do you finally see me?

#LOTUS ALIEN STAGE ART FINALLY WHO CHEERED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#i cried so hard coloring this im never doing cool colors again this hurt me more than round 6 #i listened to cure and i want you on like a six hour loop while drawing this i fear i'm not ok #oh also i have no idea what till's supposed to look like bc i couldn't be bothered to pull up a ref so if that doesn't look like him my b #all i know is his hair is gray and that's about it 💀💀💀💀💀#anyway mmm doomed by the narrative unrequited yaoi you KNOW i'm devouring that up #so glad they're reunited in heaven finally ♥️#luka next!! (i want his ass DEAD.)#alien stage #alnst #alnst ivan #alnst till #ivantill #round 6 #vivinos #lotus draws

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theonewhowails · 11 months ago

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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

#my art #cotl #i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease #hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty #like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years #like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit #and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii #its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how #gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this

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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago

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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #not art #fhjy spoilers #its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical #like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real #like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this #yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out #meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it #its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started #the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show #which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them #and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear #that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others #thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and #a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he #wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude #its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others #and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT #Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere #Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually #Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!

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serpentface · 29 days ago

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This was going to be a panel of a little comic but I got too invested in drawing minute background details so, here.

#They are having an argument over 1) whether crops can be grown on the moons 2) what - if any - impact does this have on the feasibility #of an afterlife being located on the moons #Brakul is a partial convert to the Imperial Wardi faith but this mostly entails having adopted the seven faced God (and some #other elements of the belief system) into his worldview and participating in expected rites while retaining his central #ancestor veneration practices completely unchanged and mostly prioritized.#This doesn't actually cause much friction in of itself with the big exception being disagreements on the afterlife #Wardi practices surrounding death prioritize proper handling of the corpse and funerary rites in order to get the dead where they #need to be- death is a fraught transition from one state to another. analogous to birth. The role of the living is to get the dead through #this transition (preventing them from being stuck earthbound as earthbound ghosts - which is the Bad afterlife). Once the dead #make it to the moons that's it. They don't really interact with the living. There's plenty of conceptualization of what it's Like #in the lunar lands but the cultural priority is not even slightly on the Logistics of existence there.#Whereas the CORE of religious practice among the Hill Tribes is ancestor veneration - ancestors remain interactive with the living #and require/desire their continual support. They are conceptualized as having earthlike 'lives' where they eat and drink #and grow crops and herd livestock and they need the support of the living (in prayers and offerings) to do so prosperously.#There is a HIGH cultural priority on the logistics of their afterlife and it's self-apparent that the world of the dead needs fertile earth #to support them.#So like bottom line Brakul thinks there's no goddamn way that the moons could support an afterlife (they are described as #barren rock that was flung into the sky during creation and certainly Look that way)#and that the Wardi are just wrong about their afterlife's location. They probably go to the celestial fields (which are located #behind the moons and stars) like everyone else #And Janeys finds this aggravating and doesn't see his fucking point but has developed a nagging concern that Brakul Could be #partly right in that the celestial fields could Maybe exist in addition to the lunar lands.#So like maybe they aren't going to go to the same place when they die?#He's already terrified that he'll be stuck as an earthbound ghost and really doesn't want to be even further separated so #he figures he should make sure he gets himself dead and cremated at the same time as Brakul so they can navigate the #transitional period together.#Brakul is unconcerned because he figures that if Janeys actually does get stuck on those barren ass moons he can just kinda #Go Get Him #Ancestor spirits fly to the earth all the time and the moons would be a much shorter distance. Probably wouldn't be an issue.#Long story short these disagreements and underlying anxieties result in fights over whether you can grow corn on the moons or nah

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camzverse · 5 months ago

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he does NOT know that hes literally from the Ghosts And Robots franchise

ness had to explain the fnaf lore to him after

#also theyre like watching tv here or whatever #vanessas eating popcorn in the top frame Whatever its irrelevant #idk i just thought this was funny. i giggled.#cam.art #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanessa #doublestar duo #glamrock freddy #3 star fam #Considering that nessa played help wanted and all the othr stuff shed prob know a lot ab what Actually happened back in the olden fnaf days #but like. gregory prob does NOT know that much i think he only has the vaguest idea of what was going on back then #his ass does NOT know about the dead child ghosts!!!

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dukeofthomas · 2 months ago

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I can't find it now but there's a post about suspension of disbelief and how it's broken when the story starts trying to excuse it. "character gets knocked unconscious for hours but there's no further issues from this" okay 👍 "and actually this makes perfect sense because of this and that" um no it doesn't why are you lying to me. like i am willing to ignore the holes and the discrepancies!! all you need to do is let me and not bring unnecessary attention to it!!!

and all that is my issue with the whole robin child soldier argument. like i am willing to ignore it i am willing to engage with the fantasy literally all you need to do is NOT try to convince me that Actually It's Fine Because They Want To Do It or whatever. like literally just shut up about it and i can engage with the fantasy!!

#my dc posting #dc #robin #batman #like. if you want to tell a story and not worry abt the child endangerement thing just DONT BRING IT UP ???#all you're doing when you bring it up is telling me this is something i'm allowed to think abt when it comes to the story #and then you tell me Um Actually It's Fine ?? no! what the fuck are you talking about!!#i am tryinggggg to just have fun n read fics your lil “isnt that child endangerement and kinda fucked up?” “no actually they wouldve done i #anyways bla bla bla batman couldnt have stopped them bla bla bla''#is COUNTERPRODUCTIVEEE #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #<- tagging the robins sorry #sorry this just. this topic annoys me so much #...also ''batman couldnt have stopped them/they wouldve done it with or without him'' are literally #just factually incorrect in jason's case. he did not in fact start on his own and the only thing batman wouldve #needed to do to stop him is literally just NOT make him robin BUT- at this point im just beating a dead horse on that topic #w how many times i bring it up lmao #like. in real life you cant just knock a person unconscious for hours with no consequences on them.#but i dont care when it happens in fiction despite being not realistic!! bc its fiction!!!#unless of course the characters out of nowhere do a lil sidequest PSA abt how actually doing that is fine #and completely safe with no risks #yknow??#like if that happened id be annoyed and like no its fucking not fine why are you trying to convince me. just move on and dont bring it up #and I wont bring it up #anyway. yeah these are just some thoughts im having rn sorry its not more coherent and put-together i cant be assed rn lmao

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martianbugsbunny · 2 months ago

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BITCH they had a WHOLE LOTTA NERVE to SPECIFICALLY HAVE STEVE SAY "bro, it's hard to date when nobody has shared life experience with u"

......IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WITH SO MANY SHARED LIFE EXPERIENCES SHOWS THE FUCK BACK UP. THE GUY WHO LIVED IN 1940S NY WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO SERVED IN WW2 WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO GOT THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM LIKE HE DID. THE GUY WHO MANAGED TO STILL BE ALIVE AND LIKE THIRTY IN THE 2000S JUST LIKE STEVE. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING. WHY WERE THEY SO STUPID

#every time I think about this it PISSES me off #nobody with shared life experiences MY ASS #there is ONE SINGLE PERSON who qualifies perfectly for that role and it's JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES #HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT THE HECK THERE #maybe the stucky thoughts are why I needed a cup of coffee at five in the evening lmAO #it's just...in the GOOD universe that's setup #bc if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck #and he realizes 'oh wait there is someone with shared life experience...and I want us to share all our life experiences until we die'#give me Didn't Realize He Was Gay Until He Realized Bucky Checked All His Boxes Steve #or give me Doesn't Want To Date BC He Thinks The Guy He Wanted To Share His Life Experiences With Is Dead Steve #but in a universe where the storytelling is actual eating that would've been the hint before we actually got stucky #stucky #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #captain america #Steve rogers #Bucky barnes #captain america the winter soldier #catws #martianbugsbunny ships

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beeduoo · 7 months ago

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wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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noxious-fennec · 2 years ago

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"الخيل و الليل و البيداء تعرفني ... والسيف و الرمح و القرطاس و القلم" ، المتنبي

Translation: "the stallions, the night and the wasteland know me ... and the sword, the arrow, the parchment, and the pen", Al-Mutanabbi

A tribute of sorts to a man of many attributes.

#someone send me an ask about all the goddamn symbolism i put into this #i dont think ppl read my long ass tags so one of you has to bear it lest i explode or smth #also this is no way the end of my fanart of this guy oh ho no #its just something i wanted to do for a while #also don't mind the bilingualism i just cant help it #this beast took approx 55hrs over the course of the entire pomegranate season #i wasn't dead for the past 2 months no i was dealing with uh chronic illness and also finals #peace and love hope yall like it or I'll cry #my art #cwilbur #dsmp #dsmp fanart #no glasses here cus i had to draw his freckles it had to be done #fennec.art

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bread-wizards · 1 month ago

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Oryms solution to the trolley problem is to pull the lever and only kill 1 person. Which is why the gods telling him that the lever wont work, and that another trolley may be coming, keeps bothering him.

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casualavocados · 4 months ago

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Ai Di manhandling Chen Yi for @grapejuicegay (& me)

Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #nat chen #chen bowen #userspring #uservid #pdribs #userrain #userspicy #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #there's a lot going on in this set <3 #but its here bc i know we all love chen yi yoinking ai di around all the time its v iconic but lest we forget #ai di can and will push chen yi's 6'1 ass around as well. when he wants to :)#like lets be real the only times he Cant or Has Difficulty is when chen yi is either 100% limp dead-weight #or when chen yi is using his whole strength against him #like. the only reason he doesnt break free when chen yi is physically CARRYING HIM IN HIS ARMS is because he DOESNT WANT TO #part of which i feel is bc. he likes it. he does. and part of which may be bc he doesnt want to fall or trip chen yi #and have them both fly ass-over-tea-kettle. cuz i feel like thats what would happen if ai di used his full strength at least #while being held several feet off the ground. like there would be blood #ive never seen a character encapsulate the word 'feral' more than ai di does.....im obsessed with him.#can you tell :)

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dykedvonte · 3 months ago

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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.

Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.

#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever #like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy #so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead #like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts #he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back #this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him #like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good #he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it #plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like #Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he #is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean #he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #benny gecko #Benny fnv

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transitcowboy · 6 months ago

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Hmm...

#my art #digital art #art #digital illustration #dead by daylight #dbd #dead by daylight art #red pyramid thing #pyramid head #butt #silent hill #silent hill 2 #this is not original but I wanted to do it #his ass be out and thats all there needs to be

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asktheunicronduology · 6 months ago

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we like to have fun around here

#transformers #transformers armada #unicron duology au #jetfire #optimus prime #starscream #hot shot #thrust #alexis thi dang #megatron #starscreams relationship with both the bots and cons after optimus is killed by the hydra canon #everyone wants his ass dead its so funny #girl all you needed to do was NOT get emotionally manipulated into switching sides #long story short this is all thrusts fault

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