#and there was a lot of sex and shopping

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[maddie-grove]

This is so depressing.

[dolxiba]

sydney romance where neither pc or syd has a penis is funny cause it's its own loophole.. you don't even need the prayer room

[freckliedan]

ok usually I would not say this out loud akfkdks or type this ya know because I don’t want to sound invasive but I bet their sex life is so great,,,,13+ years together, soulmates, best friends, and obviously the sexual tension is still there and thriving…I’m just saying, good for them!!!

anon if i hadn't been to interactive introverts in LA i also would hesitate to say or reply to this but listen. when the people i went to the show with and i left the room after seeing them perform live we all turned to each other and were like. oh they Fuck. capital letter absolutely necessary. there comes a point of overt horniness where they're literally making it our business and yesterday's baking literally qualifies. and yes. good for them

[majicmarker]

been debating whether or not to remove my eddissy sex shop fic from ao3 (i have actual reasons, not just like… on a whim), but then oof, ppl are really into that one 🫣

[laughinglynx]

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[gorescreamingshow]

so annoyed, joined a zine discord and immediately was met with the rule "if you like dark content LEAVE NOW this is a SAFE SPACE" so i just rejected my invitation. not even "don't make dark content for this zine" which i wasn't going to anyway just in general if you make/enjoy dark stuff at all LEAVE... fine i'll go back to making sexy necrophilia yuri comics with my gf

[coffeeastronaut]

the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.

aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.

not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay

[prouvaireafterdark]

didn’t expect a lesat hc would be the thing to get me to listen to HIM after just knowing about it for all these years

Listen if my legacy is introducing people to the band I was OBSESSED with as a teen, I’m content with that.

Ville’s voice is just… so beautiful and dark and deep and his lyrics are too. He’s very Lestat to me, even if we want a more flamboyant/slutty look for his outfit choices.

Also, not to put too fine a point on it, but Ville suffers from bipolar disorder and plays just about every instrument known to man. Like, the Lestat parallels are there.

[seeminglyseph]

I'm like... slowly watching a Chainsaw Man reaction and getting stoned to deal with a liiitttle PTSD episode I had earlier... and realizing that like.

as a person. who is very touch starved and lonely in my own way. while Denji has like "I wanna touch a boob" which is like funny etc etc... if he was not an animated character whose age was easy to forget, because his everyman protagonist placement makes me accidentally age him up to be closer in age to me... anime is bad for me just fuckin' forgetting that people are high school students. I just mentally adjust people to be 'neutral age' instead of their actual age. Especially if they happen to work in an adult industry surrounded by other adults.

I fully like. though. can understand like. 'man... sometimes I'm curious what that kind of sexual interaction is like. I have kinda given up on being seen as sexually appealing... but I kinda crave that intimacy.' and like. a lot of really toxic relationships have been built on that foundation. and exploring it with Denji is really interesting because like. Denji and Makima are.. a relationship dynamic I've seen played out with the Teacher and Student in a lot of series that aren't supernatural adventure shows. "I've given up on being considered attractive but I crave something" and "I know I can manipulate you and can get what I want from you without you realizing it because you have no experience and no confidence" and it's really fascinating. And all of us knew it was bad from the moment it started, but it was like 'yeah but it's like... something. and that's kinda good enough.'

And like. I ain't gonna shame the folks barking, I got my fair share of nasty abusive freaks I would bark at too. My Toxic Fictional Man list is Too Fucking Long. I'm just like. Too Gay for Makima. that's the only reason I'm not right there with you. Also I have like... too many abusive toxic women in my real life, fictional toxic women just don't do it for me. but like genuinely, I get it. I understand. Good for you, I hope you enjoy the good rep for genuinely horrifying Toxic Fictional Mistresses Who Might Walk You On A Leash If You're Good. like I get that want for fictional characters who make you both scared and horny for the subs out there. it's hard to get a good Evil Dominant who isn't just Tsundere or Yandere. The Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss is immaculate and like, congratulations on your full sexual awakening.

But practice safe kink IRL. to bring it maybe back around I guess. it's important to know like. when you can tolerate and survive being alone better than being with someone toxic, and that like. it's one thing to do a sexy roleplay of that stuff, but like there has to be a place where is stops 'cause it can wear down your self worth. Practice safe boundaries in kink. it's important even it maybe it's kinda boring. But it can mean you can do more exciting stuff. You *can* be someone's dog, if you also know you are important and valuable and a person with the right to say no in situations that you don't like. Live your fucking best life with communication, boundaries and safe kink. idk.

[owlbelly]

tragediegh

Awhhh that tag just made me so happy lol that's a thing I fret over so much you just reassured me lots lol 😭 it really can be a such a balance to keep it in tone while also sexy lol 😅

for real it's like the #1 reason i bounce off otherwise well-written fic - i'm just so invested in what i'm reading sounding like the canon material so when there's a huge discrepancy when you get to the porn, it jolts me. you handle it SO well in OCACD it's like actually moved the bar for me & has me wanting to explore getting a little more playful with it.

one of my all-time favorite pieces of fanfiction is Prizes Over Discovery, a novel-length Master and Commander fic that follows from the movie (which is my only real Aubrey-Maturin point of reference, it's just one of my favorite movies) but it's written in a period style that matches both the script & (as i understand it) the books? & there manages to be sex in it that's 100% believable in that style. i don't ever want to read those actual books i literally only want to reread POD every couple of years, which i do

anyway yes it's a thing that matters a lot to me & you really knock it out of the park (the latest chapter was so hot WHEW)!

[troublcmakcrs]

//thinkin about tweek's jobs 🥺

[fizzyghosts]

Being 7ft tall isnt super common in vel but its not rlly something that turns any heads (Marion only gets comments on his height when hes in bésiloi) but being under 6ft when ur entire family is from vel is rare so Marion is fascinated by the existence of short people (anyone under 6ft) they r like purse dogs to him

[majicmarker]

i'm starting a long weekend of WRITING today and am almost immediately stuck on the make-out scene, where did i put that fckin discount economy-sized bottle of wine.........

[diah-the-demon]

today was a fucking ride god damn

[prouvaireafterdark]

“I kind of like the idea of him taking him to a sex shop and making him choose the one he likes the best.” Now THIS HAS TO BE A ONE SHOT!!! Please, I am begging you.

Hahahaha I shall add it to my list