#the cigar that aziraphale was going to use in their noir detective rp that theyve been working up to for 6 years (technically 8 but they

[coffeeastronaut]

the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.

aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.

not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay

[coffeeastronaut]

actually i dont care about being annoying. read my tags boy

#i am firm in my belief that they only have a. bad sex but lots of it or b. looney toons sex that gets interuppted by increasingly outlandish #incidents cumulating in like a stick of dynamite from a mining convention thats passing through town accidentally gets swapped with the cig #the cigar that aziraphale was going to use in their noir detective rp that theyve been working up to for 6 years (technically 8 but they #forgot about it for a few years in the middle) and when he goes to sensually smoke it he gets blowed up like columbo and when the smoke #clears all his clothes have spun around backwards like daffy's beak. #both scenarios cause power outages but for different reasons. in the first its bc even the lamest of sex has them like AWOOOOGHAAAA and #convinced theyve reinvented gods greatest gift to mankind and inadvertently fuck with the power grid and in the second its because #crowley tried to feed aziraphale food in bed but butterfingered the fork and as it slipped and tumbled and bounced between his hands like a #master juggler high on too little sleep and too many coworkers who say shit like 'egads!' it miraculously found its way into the wall outle #(the only uncovered outlet in the bookshop; every other outlet has one of those babyproof covers because aziraphale doesnt trust the wiring #to not make random bolts of electricity to come out otherwise; which means they really do do that purely bc he expects it) #and when he impulsively went to pull it out he got electrocuted but on account of him not being human it just felt a bit funny and then #they stood and took turns holding the fork in the outlet and giggling like old ladies do at raunchy operas; completely blowing out the #circuts in the bookshop and every other shop on the same wiring

the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.

aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.

not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay