#and then they LIED to me
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finally got the balls to block them on tumblr so i can not-so-vague post abt it now but I just had to break up with the person i was dating for 9 months
#Little part of me is like at least you were the one to do the breaking up#but also i was the one getting absolutely nothing back for this entire relationship#so who really won.....#i'm a really good communicator and i could barely talk to them and i wanted to break up for ages but then they were straight up like awful#to me#and then they LIED to me#and once i found out they lied there was nothing that could ever redeem them#I would never in a million years do what they did to me and none of my friends would either so now they have to live with the fact#that they fucked this whole thing up completely on their own#and that I was too good for them#I'm not a saint im not perfect but i WAS too good for them#absolute child#I switch between completely fuming about what they did to me and really sad that anyone would hurt me like that#because i genuinely would never lie to anyone like that#the nail in the coffin was when they didnt show up to my birthday#a guy i didnt know that well showed up from meath to be there#and do you want to know why they didnt come?#they just didn't bother#and then they lied about it#and now i dont think i can trust anything they said#i will put up with a lot of shit if your honest about it but once you lie to me then its over#one of my friends turned out to be a pathological liar and i didnt clock it for years and they KNEW about that and they KNEW my policy on#lying and they had the absolute NERVE to try and tell me that they lied to protect me from how shitty they were#Nah u were lying to protect ur own ass#wish i got more mad at them during the breakup but it hadn't all registered#Like i put in so much effort and i only realised when they just didn't bother showing up to my birthday that they just dont give a shit#about me and they just wanted to play at having a girlfriend#I was always trying to support them and i got NOTHING back#anyways oops i literally didnt expect to say all of this i just wanted to tell the tumblr girlies that im a single pringle#broke up with them yesterday so its still pretty fresh.
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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TOM ELLIS Tell me Lies 2.05 "Evil, Ornery, Scandalous, and Evil"
#tom ellis#tomellisedit#tell me lies#tellmeliesedit#tvedit#actor#men#menedit#guys#🍑#holesrus#userviet#gifs#mine#*
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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bury me in an unmarked grave
(aka gideon dealing with rejection aka me thinking about the fact that gideon's ultimate act of love is the ultimate act of betrayal for harrow)
details under cut!
#work and thesis stuff have been eating me alive again but i'll try to be more active!#also been in the trenches because of the new lis game (iykyk... it's bad)#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt fanart#gideon the ninth#digital art#gideon nav#illustration#griddlehark#harrowhark nonagesimus#nona the ninth spoilers#tlt spoilers#kiriona gaia#ntn spoilers#cw blood
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lore accurate double black battle scene
#count your fucking blessings dazai#me when me when me when i#me when i.........#listen i'm normally very respectful (lies) BUT THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT NAKAHARA CHUUYA#not the biggest fan of men but they popped off with him#bitches will be like “ride or die?” how about i ride until i die#ANYWAY-#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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AND THE CROWD (me) GOES CRAZYYYYYYYYYY
Can you believe I had to wait 5 MONTHS to draw my baby Nezha????
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT
Next part is coming November 24th, 1PM ET
#are you telling me that now I have to draw li jing 4 store house every time?#my art#kyri45#comic#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk season 5#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#monkey mk#monkey qi xiaotian#lmk art#nighttime coming#lmk nezha#lmk li jing
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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.
#writing#fic writing#like this is stuff i'm doing for fun with my perfectionism meter turned down as far as i can get it#and i am still thinking about it A LOT#talk to me about how in red string fic jgy perceives the memory block both as syrup and as mud but nmj thinks it feels like blood#it's just a thing in their heads that mentally feels kind of thick and sticky but they both made something different of it#it's about issues with cleanliness / lies as a way to craft an illusion of a better lopking world vs the constant violence nmj lives in
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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Lil kisses with simon are always a must. The man's been alone most of his life so when he somehow hounds a sweet thing like you he's keeping his back hunched, uncomfortable, but if you can reach his cheek then its all worth it.
He's acting all sly as if he wasn't the one that wanted kisses each time. Blushing and stammering when you hold him down to drown his eyes and heart in kisses.
"Lovie, ain't fair, caught me by surprise."
And yet he's still keeping the lipstick marks on his cheeks. Like a token when he decides to sit down so you can reach into him even more.
#huh#guess who lied#valo saved me so praise thee that cursed game#cod#call of duty#hcs#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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traditional chinese firework huohu火壶 by 江寻千
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THOMAS DOHERTY Tell Me Lies 2.08 "Don't Struggle Like That, Or I Will Only Love You More"
#thomas doherty#tdohertyedit#tell me lies#tellmelies#tvedit#actor#men#menedit#guys#holesrus#🍑#thomasdohertyedit#userviet#usermichi#gifs#mine#*
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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they just got to have a sleepover and nothing bad ever happened at all
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads taylor swift#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlowe#hermie the unworthy#oakworthy#dndads spoilers#idk how they did it but they nailed the extremely codependent maybe a little toxic sort-of-polycule queer friend group dynamic#i am deeply unwell is it obvious#i just think hermie and norm would've fixed eachother. nvm that everyone's worst relationship ever happens around that age it's fine#also they said fuck that one 7 eleven in particular#they had to pick CAH because monopoly or uno would've ended with someone dying#thank you to the dndads discord for motivating me to finish the first one. it was bad#tell me why scary without all her makeup is making me emotional
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I need them to bond over daddy issues ok?
Also unpack your luggage guys, we're gonna stay in this scene for s WHILE.
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT
Next part is coming on December 2nd, 1PM ET
#and trust me#you will wish it will never end#but it will#my art#day at the river#kyri45#comic#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk season 5#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#monkey mk#monkey qi xiaotian#lmk art#lmk nezha#lmk li jing#guanyin#lmk sun wukong
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