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fuckingarataswespeak · 1 year

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finally got the balls to block them on tumblr so i can not-so-vague post abt it now but I just had to break up with the person i was dating for 9 months

#Little part of me is like at least you were the one to do the breaking up #but also i was the one getting absolutely nothing back for this entire relationship #so who really won.....#i'm a really good communicator and i could barely talk to them and i wanted to break up for ages but then they were straight up like awful #to me #and then they LIED to me #and once i found out they lied there was nothing that could ever redeem them #I would never in a million years do what they did to me and none of my friends would either so now they have to live with the fact #that they fucked this whole thing up completely on their own #and that I was too good for them #I'm not a saint im not perfect but i WAS too good for them #absolute child #I switch between completely fuming about what they did to me and really sad that anyone would hurt me like that #because i genuinely would never lie to anyone like that #the nail in the coffin was when they didnt show up to my birthday #a guy i didnt know that well showed up from meath to be there #and do you want to know why they didnt come?#they just didn't bother #and then they lied about it #and now i dont think i can trust anything they said #i will put up with a lot of shit if your honest about it but once you lie to me then its over #one of my friends turned out to be a pathological liar and i didnt clock it for years and they KNEW about that and they KNEW my policy on #lying and they had the absolute NERVE to try and tell me that they lied to protect me from how shitty they were #Nah u were lying to protect ur own ass #wish i got more mad at them during the breakup but it hadn't all registered #Like i put in so much effort and i only realised when they just didn't bother showing up to my birthday that they just dont give a shit #about me and they just wanted to play at having a girlfriend #I was always trying to support them and i got NOTHING back #anyways oops i literally didnt expect to say all of this i just wanted to tell the tumblr girlies that im a single pringle #broke up with them yesterday so its still pretty fresh.

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ithappensoffstage · 6 months

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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feluka · 2 years

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

#my cats make me sleep so much. they're cuddlers so when i decide to lie down for a second #noor folds himself into my arm and shams lies on top of me and the next thing i know i've been asleep for 2 hours

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lotus-pear · 5 months

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lore accurate double black battle scene

#count your fucking blessings dazai #me when me when me when i #me when i.........#listen i'm normally very respectful (lies) BUT THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT NAKAHARA CHUUYA #not the biggest fan of men but they popped off with him #bitches will be like “ride or die?” how about i ride until i die #ANYWAY-#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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lgbtlunaverse · 1 year

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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

#writing #fic writing #like this is stuff i'm doing for fun with my perfectionism meter turned down as far as i can get it #and i am still thinking about it A LOT #talk to me about how in red string fic jgy perceives the memory block both as syrup and as mud but nmj thinks it feels like blood #it's just a thing in their heads that mentally feels kind of thick and sticky but they both made something different of it #it's about issues with cleanliness / lies as a way to craft an illusion of a better lopking world vs the constant violence nmj lives in

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samble-moved · 1 year

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post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

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skopostheorie · 4 months

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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

#I know mine was better for my development and growingn up to value money and shit I guess #But it meant I had like. Max 5 games. ever #When I first met Ken he asked me if I had played all these nintendo games ajd I just lied and said yes #I got like. Mario Kart for my birthday and stuff. Never got a home console or anything

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wardengrill · 1 month

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hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator (x)

#i saw that post again and had to #i'm not happy with it but it took me an embarassing amount of time to make beacause i'm a dumbass and it shows #ANYWAY #no lies detected #sir hotch #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #spencer reid #criminalmindsedit #criminal minds #**

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kazodus · 2 months

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came to me in a dream

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 2 months

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traditional chinese firework huohu火壶 by 江寻千

#china #douyin #style #huohu #jiang xunqian #she reminds me of li ziqi somehow #art #crafts

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4swearitsight · 5 months

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Megan thee stallion I hope ur somewhere with a mimosa getting a pedicure rn

#you LIED about your surgery you LIED about your accent #talk about vindication get him again for me!!#kendrick lamar #megan thee stallion #drake

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foldingfittedsheets · 5 months

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In one misfortunate year I ended up getting into several car accidents. It cemented my general fear and anxiety in cars, because in each case I was either in the car but not driving or driving safely when suddenly something hit me.

One was my ex driving in an unfamiliar city and cutting someone off on accident that resulted in a sideswipe. Another was getting rear ended when I came to a required stop.

The last was when I had a green arrow at an intersection. I turned and was smashed into by someone running a red light, T-boning my little car.

Dazed and in shock I tottered out of the car to behold a crusty older man eating a donut step out of the offending vehicle. A fire truck arrived to block us off from traffic since my car could no longer move under its own power.

“Were you on your way home from work?” The firemen asked me.

I shook my head, struggling to focus on them, “No,” I said vaguely, “I was on my way home from volunteering at the animal shelter.”

In an instant they were closing ranks around me, glaring at the ambivalent donut man who would dare to hit a tiny frail angel who volunteered at the animal shelter. They asked if I needed to get anything out of my car. I did.

“It’s… uh. It’s a little weird though.”

They gestured for me to proceed. I grabbed a bag with snacks and books and filled it with things I couldn’t just leave in my car. Last out I pulled my cutlass.

“Is that a sword?!”

It was. They were instantly like giant puppy dogs, excited and delighted but trying to mind their manners. The bravest said, “Can we…?” I held out the sword. They whooped with delight, unsheathing and marveling at it.

“Why do you have that in your car?”

“I honestly don’t remember, it’s just a fun thing to have at a party now.”

“Is your wrist okay?”

My shock was wearing off and I realized I was cradling my wrist to my chest. “Oh.” I rummaged into my bag and pulled out a wrist brace.

“Wh….why do you already have that?” I was starting to confuse the firemen. I volunteered with cats, had a sword offhand, and kept a wrist brace in my car bag.

“Sometimes I try to hold books in a way that sprains my wrist? So I have this in my car just in case.”

They stared at me. Maybe, like my wife, they assumed it was for masturbation induced injuries. They handed my sword back as the tow truck arrived and thanked me for letting them play with it. They gave donut man one last glare and drove their big truck away.

#ramblies #ffs foibles #story #writing #I ended up not having a witness and there was no cameras so my insurance didn’t back me #I’m willing to bet any of those nice firemen would’ve lied for me if I’d thought to ask

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lc710v · 3 months

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