#and then the horrified desperation.

[captain-astors]

King of the Washuu.

[moonlightmagical]

buddy dawn cannot raise himself from the grave.

buddy dawn is not a chosen one.

buddy dawn is a child.

buddy dawn was manipulated by organized religion through no fault of his own, most likely since he was born.

buddy dawn had his throat slit by people he probably considered good friends.

buddy dawn is kristen applebees in a different—worse—life.

buddy dawn is dead, and there’s a good fucking chance helio won’t answer his questions.

[tubbytarchia]

I told you I never stop thinking about merpearl

[see-arcane]

Annual reminder that despite all memes and adaptations to the contrary, Jonathan ‘If I die I hope Mina gets my diary as a goodbye :’c’ Harker acknowledged that something ominous was up as of DAY 2 in his little Transylvania travelogue. The only reason he wasn’t turning his ass around was, you know. Needing to Do This Incredibly Vital Assignment for His Brand New Job. If you put this boy in [PICK ANY HORROR MOVIE], he would be out of there two seconds after the opening credits

Halloween night in Haddonfield? My guy isn’t sticking around to meet Michael Myers and his killer kitchenware

Camp Crystal Lake is very lovely, he’s sure, the nice nubile college kids should send him and Mina a postcard while they’re hanging out at home

What’s that? There’s a haunted house with spirits chucking furniture around and you want to record it all for posterity? Neat, cool, awesome, write to him about it while he’s off in a restaurant somewhere talking up a chef and posting nice foodie reviews

This guy knows when horror story bullshit is happening even while being unaware of the fact that he is one of the main characters of Dracula.

He can smell what genre he’s in and does Not like it and would be out of there if he could, do not paint him as a one brain cell oblivious baby man

[fennelwasp]

P1 clara route oh my god

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

Chip not having a gaping hole in his chest post-death is the hill i will die on, actually. I am on my hands and knees. Please I am begging yall. He does Not have a hole in his chest where his heart was thats Not how he died guys I'm begging yall (<- guy at the end of their rope /dramatic)

[laswells-ashtray]

Nikolai acquires a box of sweet treats one day, fancy pastries that were undoubtedly overpriced for things that's are done in three bites.

That day, he hand feeds John much to his own delight. Swatting away the English man's hands whenever he tries to reach for and insist, "I can feed my bloody self, Nik." Because Nikolai enjoys it, more than anything in the world, he enjoys taking care of John and using his thumb to swipe away the cream at the corner of his mouth.

John wants to hate it, desperately wants to hate it because he can not stand the feeling that someone else has to take care of him and that he can't do it himself. But it's different with Nik, he wants Nik to tell him what to do. Wants Nikolai to take care of him, wants to suck the cream from the tip of his thumb and maybe unbuckle his trousers while he's at it. And he doesn't know what to do with that at all.

[supernovaniamh]

Have some more Spoopy Season content!

[trashogram]

Saw a comment of someone saying “it’s not Stolas’s fault. He didn’t mean to cheat.” And I fell down a hole again.

[lucindasthighs]

It feels cringe in retrospect, but Aaron screaming at Ein from the top of the cliff will never not make me wanna yell and cheer like I'm watching my favorite sports team. Like YEAH! GET HIS ASS!! GET YOUR GIRL!!

That goes double for all of forever potion!Aphmau's lines, Jess absolutely DEVOURED with those, especially her scream when Aaron collapsed. That shit is HAUNTING, no matter how many times I hear it.

[the-woman-upstairs]

It’s just…so painful to watch Armand readily submit in order to obtain the love he so desperately craves. And while it’s most assuredly a manipulative tactic, it’s still one borne out of fear and desperation. He cannot lose this person he’s come to love and so will become whatever they want, do whatever they want just so they’ll stay with him. But it won’t be enough. No matter how much he acquiesces or seeks to control (himself, others, the environment), he won’t be able to make Louis stay with him in the perfect life, perfect self he built in the hopes of finally being loved. It will all crumble with Armand left alone in the rubble of what he created, the author of his own abandonment.

[kayvsworld]

fun mcu buckytony tunabucket fact of the day they both play piano. thank you mcu for this fun canon buckytony fact

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Hey did the Rachel in your ‘verse hear the Ellimist’s story still?

Y'know, I still haven't decided whether "yes" or "no" is the funnier answer, so maybe I should put it to the masses:

[justanotherbuggysimp]

God fucking dammit 😤

[wyrdle]

lol I tripped and fell into the Simon petrikov/ice king enjoyer hole. Anyway, this old man reminds me so much of my of Seville in both appearance and magical memory loss tragedies lmao. They should be friends.

[animentality]

I know it's a fact of life and all, but it does give me the heebie jeebies, knowing there's someone out there whose job is to masturbate male pigs so they can ship off semen to artificially inseminate sows.

Like I get it... it's just...like...business, circle of life, this is how the meat industry is efficient in how it breeds livestock, but...

I'm trying to imagine someone whose job it is to masturbate a caged pig, and it's like...

Hm.

I hope they pay them...something good.

Also I wonder if like...female pigs ever feel super weird about being artificially inseminated.

Like they know it's not natural.

I assume.

And then I think, well, what about the male pigs?

They probably know it's not natural either, being jerked off in a cage by some human.

What is going through their heads during all this...