#and then stede and ed running an inn
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soupbitch-moneybitch · 2 years ago
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anyway when's season 3?
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bizarrelittlemew · 2 years ago
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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this
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gentle-baby-beard-bonnett · 3 months ago
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All my fave fics of Ed and Stede at the inn always involve them having inkeeping and chasing away guests or avoiding work to make out. Or my favorite, they just never opened the inn and built their home instead. They still call it the inn when the crew stays over. But its their safe space where they spend their lives together.
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Any fanfictions out there where Ed and Stede DO actually open the inn but Izzy survived so he's just kind of their mascot
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mermaidlighthouse · 1 year ago
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At the local market
Stede wanders over to the fishmonger: is there anything you have that I could use to make a simple dish? I’m not the bes..
Fishmonger: SIMPLE?!?!?!?!
Ed: Pop pop he didn’t mean it *starts pulling a confused Stede away*
Pop pop: YOU?!?!
Stede: 🤨 Pop…pop??????????
Ed: ☹️ shut up and run
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i feel like customer service is the worst job you could get into if your previous job requirements included maiming😭
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sleepdeprivedsurgeon · 1 year ago
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not to be dramatic but our flag means death season 2 finale is like on par with bbc merlin series finale. obviously not in a queerbaiting way but certainly in a “why the fuck were you building up to anything if your plan was to rip it all out from under us in a way that feels completely unearned” way
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alexpression · 2 years ago
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Okay, but imagine...you're a weary traveler and you stumble upon this tiny inn on a remote island only to walk in and be happily greeted by the notorious pirate Blackbeard.
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jakes-bootyass · 1 year ago
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Just my gotdang luck that I get completely, brain-rottingly, all-in obsessed with ofmd just in time for it to be canceled
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blackflcgs · 2 years ago
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@ssbonnet
He wakes up because he can't breathe. For a terrifying moment Ed thinks he's choking, and he doesn't know where he is, but then the breath shudders out of him in a painful hiccup.
It's when he feels the tears on his face that it clicks he's been woken up by his own crying. Right. Their 'inn'. Edward's in bed. It's dark. He's sure the presence he can sense behind him is Stede. He doesn't remember ever laying down to sleep.
Izzy. The sobs come in earnest. Proper bone-deep sobbing that hurts his chest, makes his body shake. All he fucking wants to do is roll over. Just roll over. Cling to Stede and try not to drown in this, but it's too much, he doesn't have the energy to just fucking roll over. He can't move.
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lilopossum-9 · 2 years ago
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So on one level I agree they are going to be terrible and I can't wait to see it. But on another, I really think Stede was born to work in hospitality and interior design, and Ed has all the creativity and strategy to be an entrepreneur!
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Though they will lack Izzy to ground them and keep them focused and actually get stuff done 😢
(Gif by @kiwistede 💜)
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Obsessed that DJ is like "oh no yeah they're going to be so bad at their new job". Like I love these cringe fail 18th century small business owners.
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soupbitch-moneybitch · 2 years ago
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god i love how good a grasp djenkins and the writers and actors and everyone have on the characters. it would have been SO easy to make a stupid "blackbeard is jealous of the gentleman pirate's newfound fame" plotline, but they understand ed and his motivations perfectly. he is genuinely delighted at the little restaurant cafe thing when those people fawn over stede and don't even realize who he is. and for a while he's genuinely happy that stede is getting recognition. the only reason he starts to turn sour on it is when he begins to realize he and stede have conflicting views on staying in piracy; that stede is at the height of his fame and ed still wants retirement, and how is that supposed to work out? he's not jealous, he's scared, because he finally got stede back and they slept together and everything is roses, but there's this big, looming roadblock in their relationship that he can't see around, and that's why he panics and runs. he couldn't care less about his legacy, he just wants to be a "normal guy" and run an inn with his husband on some island away from all his trauma, and he can't do that if stede is the Infamous Gentleman Pirate. it all ties back to their beats from the very beginning
idk man, historical accuracy and like, physics might not be djenkins strong suit, but he more than makes up for it in character continuity. i am feasting and also sobbing
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blakbonnet · 2 years ago
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while you're misusing bury your gays, Ed is getting woken up by Stede kissing him lovingly and looking into his eyes and telling him he's the most lovable person in the world on the planet in the entire universe, and Ed is making him blush first thing in the morning, and they're badly running an inn together and pda'ing all over the falling columns of their shaky shack, and overcharging customers for salmonella stricken fish, and they're deliriously happy, by the fucking way
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edandstede · 2 years ago
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rip to anyone thinking the show has nothing left to give like did you not listen to djenks when he said he has a 3 series arc in mind, did you not see ed gazing at stede during lucius and pete’s wedding because that man wants to put a ring on it so bad, were you not there when zheng very loudly said she wants to find ricky and kill him for what he did, do you think they can just slaughter a dozen british and escape by the skin of their teeth and that be the end of it? there is still a giant fucking looming threat to the pirates and it will absolutely extend to ed and stede’s ramshackle inn whether they think they’ve truly retired or not (not to mention the new conflicts they’ll face trying to get this new venture up and running, that will be a sitcom in of itself). anyway revenge is still on the water and i don’t just mean the ship and i cannot wait to see how it all goes down. praying we actually get to.
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lilopossum-9 · 2 years ago
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YES THIS. They are so black and white - either all in and running off to China or never seeing each other again; either a 'man' (killer) or weak; Stede is either Ed's pet or his Captain; Ed is either a fisherman or a pirate. Where's the middle ground?!
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we were moving so fast...
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avelera · 2 years ago
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Calling it now that endgame for Stede and Ed is to fake their deaths and run away together to start a kitschy pirate-themed restaurant/inn where Stede enthusiastically greets their customers wearing an eyepatch and growling pirate cliches and Ed gets to menacingly jangle the keys and plan the menu behind the scenes, to be brought out only when a customer wants to offer a glowing review (and if they don’t clap and cheer for Stede’s specialist boy he WILL blow this entire building up).
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