#and then just pulls her into a bridal carry haha

[starswritingdorm]

Hi there! Did you do song fics I'd love a fic for Rook Hunt with 'Ambrosia Wine's by Madds Buckley. I can see it lending to suggestive themes so go nuts!

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙖 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙚

𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢!𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 (𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚) 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩

𝘾𝙒(𝙎): 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙉𝙞��𝙠𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 (𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚, 𝙢𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞), 𝙡𝙢𝙠 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮

A/N: I hope this is what you wanted haha, I had to listen to the song a few times and also while writing this <3 this is also short im sorry :(

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“it’s been awhile huh, ma cheri?” Rook smirked as he hugged the girl from behind. Rook has been dating the girl of his dreams for a few months now and things have been heated ever since.

with make-out sessions behind the pomefiore dorm, in the gardens and woods, Rook couldn’t take his hands off of you. He wanted to touch you all over, hold you every chance he got, and kiss you whenever he could. Everything has been heated between the two of you, wanting to step further but just couldn’t, out of nervousness

“It’s only been a few hours”

“Way to long for me, mademoiselle”

“Everything is way to long for you rook”

Rook soon smirked before taking the girl in the woods and kissing her deeply, Y/N kissed back instantly as she held rook’s face. The two always did this whenever they needed that temptation to release.

“gave in the temptation I see”

“I couldn’t help myself..you look ravishing”

“oh really?”

“you’re like a goddess, ma cheri, I can’t get enough of you..”

Rook soon kissed the girl again as his hands run down to her waist bringing her close to him. Y/N moaned in the kiss before pulling back causing the boy to look confused. The girl had a flushed look on her face before biting her lip and looking at her boyfriend.

“we’re doing this here?”

“I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself”

“let’s go farther in if we are doing what I think we are”

Rook smirked before carrying Y/N bridal style in the woods, far away from wondering eyes, they didn’t want wondering eyes to see, no one was allowed to see them in their most vulnerable moment, they wanted it to be special.

[pacthesis]

our vietnamese tea ceremony

some may or may not know i just got engaged to a weird guy i met in college that (to put it lightly) i wasn’t too fond of but after like 2 years of snubbing him he somehow won my heart i guess

i scribbled a comic about it cause whenever people ask how i met him they sometimes get invested haha

some people also may have seen him on america’s got talent or cbs news or jimmy fallon or on tiktok doing his pizza man shenanigans lol

people often ask if he pulled me with his dough skills and i have to clarify i didn’t even know about the dough spinning hobby until after we started dating and he didn’t do the tv/media appearances until like 6 years into our relationship 🤣

my parents were both boat refugees from vietnam (they fled during the war when they were teenagers and met as adults) and i’m american- but we’re not really that “traditional” i guess

i think many viet people don’t get married or commit without having a tea ceremony haha

a hetero buddy asked who were my bridesmaids and when i told him i don’t have any he asked why and i just said “i like my friends” 🤣 (my childhood friends were there as guests though!)

i also didn’t want/ask pizza man’s family to bring the customary gifts cause i didn’t wanna cramp my style

basically the purpose of this event was for people to witness us getting engaged and be an opportunity for our families to meet one another!

5/23/2015 is when we started dating

for our first anniversary i got our initials and anniversary date stamped onto a penny and pizza man still carries it around 🥺

so 8 years later we got engaged on 8/5/2023

8 for august (8 years later)

5th of august (5 for the month we began dating)

year of 2023 (23 for the day we began dating)

i think people often go to a fortune teller or someone who knows what they’re doing to schedule important dates using the stars and other factors but my grandpa doesn’t believe in that and the rest of us aren’t really superstitious

we wore áo dài- it’s a vietnamese ensemble consisting of a tunic with a long front and back panel that is worn over pants

áo means “shirt/clothes” and dài means "long"

a lot of the time the bride wears red and the groom wears blue i guess but i wanted my outfit to look bridal when i imagine an american bride or a vietnamese bride!

i also wanted to wear a gold khăn đóng headpiece and to incorporate pearls to resemble what my mom wore when she got engaged to my dad

sunflowers are also my fav

(after we started dating i thought pizza man was tall and sunny like a sunflower haha 😭)

my makeshift shoebox altar- or as i like to call it: my “spirit pager” 😤

the double happiness symbol is two copies of the chinese character 喜 (xǐ) which means joy/happiness and red symbolizes luck for the couple

my mom asked if we should put up pictures of our deceased and i was like i don’t wanna make pizza man’s parents go out of their way to bring photos 😭

i think we were supposed to ask our ancestors for permission to get engaged or married or whatever but since my mom raised me to believe my life is mine to live i just announced it to em

as far as i know it’s not really a buddhist thing- ancestor worship is more of a vietnamese thing apparently

my mom said vietnam is a country with a lot of war and death in its history- so imo it makes sense how they incorporate the dead into their culture and traditions

after introducing each of our family members and friends- we lit a couple of incense to (casually) announce the news to our deceased grandparents and relatives

apparently burning incense is an invitation to ancestral spirits and to deliver wishes to predecessors

smoke from the burning incense guides people to safety or safe passing when they die- it also guides em back home on days like these

the spirit(s) depart when all of the incense has burned

next month is my grandma’s "deathiversary” (giỗ) so we’ll be paging her again soon

we used a tea set that was used to celebrate my 1st birthday to pour and serve (my pick) of vanilla caramel black tea to my grandpa and our parents

pizza man’s mom doesn’t like tea so i was happy i picked something she did enjoy!

but when my mom brought her family to america from vietnam- she asked them if they could bring a tea set specifically for me

my mom said it’s meant to be used to celebrate any of my special occasions

then me and pizza man said some nice words to each other and exchanged rings

my ring was pizza man’s grandma’s- his grandpa initially proposed with a smaller diamond but after he saved up enough he got her this bigger one

i don’t listen to any comments that suggest or imply this carbon rock is not humongous 🤣

pizza man paid to get it resized and to repair its prongs (it was well worn by grandma mercedes 🥺)

also found out my ring size is 3.25 (US) haha 😭

he also decided to get his grandpa’s ring resized and to wear it too!

my mom put this necklace on me- she says it reads “happiness” (i can’t confirm lol) but she received it from her mother-in-law when she got engaged to my dad

my mom was too scared to wear it after their tea ceremony cause it’s 24 karat gold and she didn't wanna wreck it

she said 24 karat gold hasn't been combined with other metals so it’s soft

i guess couples at viet tea ceremonies often get 24 karat jewelry- the idea is they can quickly sell it/melt it down for hard times

my mom also passed down her favorite jade bracelet and my grandma’s favorite diamond earrings to me 🥺

and on my 1st birthday my mom got a special ring made to celebrate my birth- she put it on a chain so the person i marry can wear it close to their heart

my mom also got a special ring necklace made to celebrate my sibling’s birth and gave it to their fiancée during their tea ceremony

it’s just the two of us so no more shiny token trophies up for grabs! 😤

i laughed when pizza man had to squat down so low so my mom could put the necklace on him 

after the ceremony i asked him if he wanted me to help him take it off (my sibling's fiancée keeps theirs in a safe cause she’s too scared to wear it daily) but pizza man was like "no i like it 😄" and wore it to sleep and showered with it and hasn’t taken it off since 😭🤣

at the end of the ceremony we lit the candles on the altar to represent the union of our families!

then we ate lots of food haha

my parents both cooked! egg rolls, fried rice, lo mein, bột chiên (fried taro rice cake)

my mom was excited because she knew many of our guests weren’t very familiar with vietnamese food and wanted to share that with them 🥺

and my dad was just so excited for me and pizza man and had so much fun getting the supplies and decorations 😭

my aunt and uncle and sister-in-law brought vịt quay (peking duck), heo quay (roast pork), gỏi tôm (shrimp salad), bánh hỏi (rice vermicelli), xôi gấc (sweet red sticky rice topped with coconut, peanuts and salt)

and pizza man’s mom and family brought lots of desserts

we have always been so amazed with how good their sweets taste and look! 🥺

we also got an ice cream cake

i wasn’t thinking and asked em to write “nicholas and amy lễ đính hôn” and they called me and were like wtf is this and i was like oh no it’s ok haha don’t worry about it! 😭🤣

we had some photos displayed but my sibling took lots of nice pictures of the whole thing!

i was happy i actually got the chance to spend time with and talk to everyone who came!

it went so well and we had so much fun that we’re thinking of doing something similar for our wedding- probably a backyard wedding haha

i was telling pizza man apparently some tea ceremonies have the first half take place at the bride’s home and then the later half is at the groom’s home 🤔

anyway reminder that leftover egg rolls can be reheated in the toaster

[the-kr8tor]

Haha I don't need glasses >:) The advantages of being youthful...just kidding I didn't get any advantages my knees crack like glowsticks Daily Hobie HC! I really like the idea of the first few times that Hobie comes over, Teacup, Crumpet and Crowley just interrupts everything. Around Hobie's second time of coming over to your place, all of the cats were taking a long nap shockingly, which Hobie immediately took advantage of. He grabbed you from behind, immediately swinging your legs up to carry you bridal style into the bedroom. Never mind whatever you were fixing in the kitchen, you could always come back to it. He stood over your bed, before letting you drop on it, chuckling along at your giggles when you bounced up slightly. Hobie clambered on top of you, pinning you down underneath him with a wide smirk. Upon seeing your flustered face, Hobie leaned down, his hands cupping your face as he peppered kisses all over, initiating laughter from you as you tried to push him away. Hobie wasn't feeling merciful, continuing to kiss the entirety of your face, not missing a simple bit. As he went to press his lips against yours, a loud meow could be heard from the side. He paused with an overdramatic sigh, playfully pouting about the fact his plans had been disrupted again. In reality, he didn't mind. After all, if he truly wanted you alone, he knew many ways to do so. Looking to the side, Teacup innocently blinks at the two of you, like a child that had no idea what it disrupted. Hobie reaches over, scratching her cheek. He lays beside you as you finished getting your breath back, watching as Teacup practically falls into Hobie's hand the moment his fingers scratched her cheek. She loudly purrs against his hand, meanwhile you've been forgotten in the middle of the two. You wrap your arms around Hobie's middle, pulling him closer and burying your face into his chest, as if showing the oblivious cat who's your man. Hobie laughs at the predicament, one arm sliding over to you to rub your back, kissing the crown of your head lovingly as Teacup purrs happily on your back, relishing in Hobie's attention. -🐦‍⬛

NOOO SO MEAN TO ME :( BAHAHAHAHHA my back is the same 😂

Daily Hobie HC!!!

AHHHHH THE CATS!! OH HOW I MISSED THEM DEARLY ❤️❤️❤️

Hobie dropping r on the bed 🥴😳😳😳😳 R is so nonchalant I'd be a mess HAHHAHAHA

TEACUP!! She's secretly Hobie's favourite (she is also the most spoiled of the bunch)

Crowley wakes up from the noise and Hobie's spider senses kick in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[nowis-scales]

Lol, Tobin is having none of your shit, Alm

Also, this has sparked a new headcanon that Tobin is the relationship advice guy in the friend group. Bonus points for him not actually having any experience, but just being logical and considerate enough that he helps people get by.

Well I don’t see you offering it, Gray. Not that I think you know much about women anyway, given your whole thing with Clair and all

Where did Tobin say that?! You pulled that out of your butt, dude. Not that it's a bad point, but it's not entirely relevant to what Tobin said. It's more so relevant to whatever themes the game wants to portray.

Oh boy, if only there were some way that both Alm and Celica could lead… wouldn’t it be just great if they had like, crushes on each other, or something? Haha, just kidding… unless? 👀

I can’t decide whether this can be counted on the SOV sexism counter or not. Cause like on the one hand, I do think it makes sense for them to be suspicious of Conrad, but I feel like there’s good reason to heed these things when they’re majorly environment-based.

Also the NPCs told me the same thing so like… I kind of have that bias here, I’ll admit

Find it interesting that they went for a bridal carry right here

Okay yeah, if something like this doesn’t happen to Alm sometime soon, I am putting this on the sexism counter. Like, of our two protagonists, the woman is the one who makes the “bad” decision (common for FE), and then has to be told by a man to not let her “petty emotions” get in the way. You know. Cause women are petty and overemotional.

Faye, sweetie, I know you care about Alm, but time and place. It’s also hilarious considering that to my knowledge, Faye doesn’t even dislike Celica. She just really likes Alm. Faye’s just trying to get her in wherever she can.

Still think she probably needs some therapy though, the poor dear. I think the trauma theory fits her best, personally… I’m gonna have to write Blood-Splattered Child: Faye Edition, aren’t I?

[royal1asset-if]

We have so much Luna love here! I wanna give a lot of love to Amelia as well, she's so sweet! Can we have her drabble of being bridal carried in relationship stage and then on her wedding day?

Yup I can agree that Luna is being love by a lot of people and I'm very sure Amelia is jumping up and down in happiness for giving a chance to be carried in bridal style.

(Relationship Stage)

(Amelia's POV)

The sun shining bright and eating a sweet treat, chocolate pudding is your favorite.

Ever since your mentor give you these treats, you feel in love the moment the flavor exploded in your mouth.

The stickiness, sweetness of the cream milk, the rich texture of the chocolate.

Every time you mix the pudding with your spin, you can feel the pudding is fighting with your strength but of course your stronger than your own food so you started mixing and mixing until your pudding is semi brown and white due to the milk and chocolate mixing together, not to mention topped with rice crisps to finish this masterpiece.

Finished mixing, you started to put the treat in your mouth, not giving a care around you and forgetting your manners.

But you don't care this food is to delicious to eat slowly and you really hungry, so you dig and dig in, you feel some of the chocolate is staining your face but you didn't mind it.

"Haha, slow down Angel!" MC says chcukling.

You stopped shoving the spoon in your mouth and looked at MC with a mouthful of pudding in your face.

"It's just too good!" you grumble and started to eat again.

"You know, your gonna be a dirty Angel after you are finishing eating that pudding!" MC says affectionately and tesing you.

You kept eating and not looking MC

"I don't care!" you say and licking the final drop of the pudding in the bowl and giving a finishing licks on your spoon, not wanting to waste any of this chocolatey goodness.

Finished licking you looked at MC, who is studying you very carefully.

"What do I got something on my face?" you joke and you know for sure when you're smiling your teeth is stained with chocolate.

"Yeah there's a spot right here!" MC says and rubbing your face with their finger.

You feel butterflies in your stomach when MC's skin is coming into contact with yours, even though you and MC is in a relationship.

"Oh also here!" MC says and putting their hand behind your back and pulling you close for sweet passionate kiss.

You and MC kissed in public and you can feel the eyes of the passerby watching the two of you either in happiness or disgust but you don't care to absorb in this bubble.

MC breaks from the kiss" I think I got the most of it but I need to give you a bath to clean you more thoroughly!" MC says suggestingly and wiggling their eyebrows.

Your head snapped back from laughing"Haha, leave it to you to make it a date even more romantic!" you say and punching their shoulder.

MC brush your punch" Oh please that's the tip of the iceberg,wait you see this!" MC says and quickly putting their arms and hoisting you up and carrying you bridal style.

"MC put me down!" you say embaressed being carried like this around the market.

"Make me, Angel!" MC says and started to move, making you hold them even tighter, afraid of falling off on the ground.

"Oh someone's afraid!" MC says and giving you a kiss on the forehead.

You looked at MC who is focused at the road in front of them and you started to daydream.

The bells are ringing, rice are raining from above, you wearing a white gown and MC carrying you like this once again.

MC smiling you fondly and you feel something metallic on your finger.

"Can't wait!" you say and eagerly waiting for the day where MC will kneel in front of you and seal your future together but for now you will settle for enjoying the free ride and the bath MC's gonna give you later.

I will let you finished the story form there my Readers ;) Now onto Amelia's Special Day :)

(Wedding Day)

(Amelia's POV)

You can't believe it, it's really happening, you thought you were dreaming and you pinched yourself.

Ouch, so you felt that and your not dreaming but still this is like a lucid dream and a dream you don't want to wake up from.

The white doves being released from their cages and people throwing rice at you and MC.

You even see Amy waving at you and walking with you on the aisle.

Yup everything is real and happening right now.

"Haha, I assure you that your not dreaming Amelia." a gentle voice says and drawing you out of your thoughts.

You looked at MC and seeing them happy and satisfied.

"I don't know, like everything happened smo-" your sentence is cut short, a pair of lips kissing you and shouting you up.

Your eyes bulge in surprise but soon, you closed it and enjoyed the taste, you can hear Elrick and Serena whistling and hollering in the background.

"A kiss MC is really all that you can't think off? Amateur!" Serena shouts and snickering

MC break of the kiss.

"Your just jealous!" you say and mock Serena.

Serena grinning and making a act of being distressed.

"Oh your right, why MC you didn't chose me?" Serena says and making a act and enjoying it.

"Shut up Serena, your ruining their special day!" Elrick chastise Serena and chuckling.

MC resumes walking and carrying you inside the carriage.

"Can't wait to see the little ones running around the house!" MC says and daydreaming of seeing kids running crazy in the hallways.

"Me too but I can tell that I'm gonna be the fun one!" you say and challenging MC.

"Oh? Well let's see about that my Angel!" MC says and accepting your challenge.

For the rest of the day, you and MC planned where the kids will sleep, to chores, to morning arrangements and such.

Now a mother and a wife, you will do anything in your power to protect your family and those who dares disturb and hurt your family will face your wrath

"You know what they say never get between a bear cub and it's mother!"

Now I will let you Readers end the story from there.

[thelazyhermits]

I just thought of a hilarious way to make this post canon while keeping Fortune’s identity under wraps.

In order to get Fortune to the field without drawing any suspicion, Nedzu decides to hire some cheerleaders for this year’s Sports Festival, and right before the scavenger hunt, he asks Fortune if she’d be willing to replace one of them who had to leave because she was “feeling unwell”.

While Fortune’s not the type who likes to receive that kind of attention, she agrees since she just can’t say no when her help is needed. Plus, it does seem like it’d be fun to cheer her students on like that.

Naturally, there are a lot of students who are very happy when they see Fortune with the cheerleading squad lol

Thanks to Nedzu’s clever thinking, Fortune is more accessible to the students during the scavenger hunt. And while she still gets attention since all the students are fighting over bringing her to the goal, most people just think they’re going after her cause she’s close to the field or cause she’s cute lol

So no one ever starts thinking that she’s somehow connected to UA in some way, which is exactly what Nedzu wanted. 

Meanwhile, Aizawa is annoyed cause no one told him about this special scavenger hunt or the fact that Fortune would be wearing a cheerleader uniform in front of all these people. Fatgum feels similarly lol

All the other heroes who Fortune is friends with think this is hilarious and one of the most entertaining Sports Festival events in UA history XD

[twelvegods]

somewhere i can’t follow

pairing/s; ron weasley x gn!reader

warning/s; mentions of death and blood

word count; -1k

summary; war does not discriminate.

a/n; wow this hurts,, there was a literal discernable pain in my chest as i wrote this no i didn’t cry haha who said that. anw this was just to force the writer’s block out of my head so yeah

"hey, hey, look at me, [y/n]. look at me.”

ron was trying his hardest not to cry, hands shaking as they brushed your hair away from your face. his own body was tense as he cradled you, but held you still with an exact amount of tenderness.

evidence of war was littered all over your body, debris from the fallen wall left a nasty gash along the side of your face, and it was getting harder and harder to breathe. still, you reached out with whatever you had left in you to take his hand, ignoring the sharp pain in your ribs from where you were profusely bleeding out.

you met his watering eyes. “take... care of your... yourself for...me.”

the edges of your vision started to fade, sounds started to blur together, and you knew you had minutes left in the this world. you had accepted it. another red blob appeared over your lover’s shoulder and you sent fred weasley, alive and well, a small smile.

he was fine. you’d saved him.

ron leaned down, lips trembling to place a kiss on your forehead as you struggled to breathe. “i’ll always love you.”

“i know,” you gave his hand one last squeeze just before your strength left you. your grip went taut.

had it been up to him, ron would have laid there with you, content with the idea of giving into the delusion that you were just resting. that maybe you’d just broken your leg, like you actually did so many summers ago, and you were sleeping it off.

he would have been okay with laying there with you until death too would take him under his wing.

it was when the light faded from your eyes that ron bent over your feeble body, finally able to drop the façade he put up for you. he began screaming for you to come back, that there was so much more you two hadn’t done together, that he shouldn’t have left you alone, that he still wanted to have a family with you.

“you bloody promised me we’d do everything together! why’d you have to go somewhere i can’t follow?”

eventually his brothers had to pull him away to avoid him jostling your body too much, but ron put up a big fight, shoving away fred and george, unable to bear the look of them, knowing [y/n] had given up her life so that fred could have his.

it took both charlie and bill to hold him back from running to your side. “let me go! don’t you touch her! please!” ron cried, collapsing into bill’s hold as sobs wracked his body uncontrollably, feeling like everything stood at a standstill. 

nothing mattered in that moment. nothing but you.

bill let him go once he figured ron had calmed down and he immediately resigned to carrying your body bridal style down to the great hall. the weasleys and company formed a defensive circle around ron and his lover as they made the trip down from the room of requirement. while the rest were still on high alert, his focus was on nothing else but your seemingly peaceful face.

“i was going to marry you after this. i was going to propose, love.” he spoke almost absentmindedly, doing his best to imprint each and every feature of yours in his memory.

the silence spoke for itself.

[goddess-of-green]

Hey again, I was wondering if you can do all Akatsuki with an s/o who is really strong like they can lift up heavy objects or carry them over their shoulder or bridal style

Warnings: Fem!Reader, language, mentions of violence

◙ Tobi

◳ Tobi honestly loves it

◳ He'll run up to bear hug you and then you'll just turn the tables and pick him up and spin him around

◳ He thinks it's really attractive and your sheer strength is dizzying

◳ Or maybe that's from all the spinning

◳ Sometimes when he might get a little vulnerable you can just wrap your arms around him and make him feel safe in your strong arms

◙ Pain

◳ Your strength is fit for a goddess, of course

◳ It is to be expected, that the one who will create a new world with him must be powerful enough to make the world quake at their feet

◳ Though that doesn't mean Pain isn't restraining a blush when you destroy the ground underneath your opponent's feet, or offer to carry him <3

◳ He will strongly resist when you want to pick him up, he is a god, not your cute little wife, dammit!

◳ Wrapping your arms around him and pulling him into your chest is as far as he'll let you go maybe one day you can carry him on your shoulders, but not today :,)

◙ Itachi

◳ Itachi is very proud of you, you are very stronk

◳ He worries less about you when he knows that you can hold your own

◳ It humbles him when you effortlessly sweep him up in your arms

◳ He likes it though

◳ Itachi likes to cuddle with you, but in private

◳ He could not bear the teasing if Kisame found out he liked to be the little spoon

◙ Kakuzu

◳ It's one of the things that attracted him to you, to be honest

◳ A strong, seasoned warrior, he wouldn't have it any other way

◳ He likes elegant and independent women, he is not a brat tamer

◳ He will be one if he has to though

◳ He'll get mad if you try to pick him up, and his ego will be just a little hurt if you succeed

◙ Kisame

◳ Kisame probably loves your strength the most out of all the other Akatsuki

◳ He just can't describe the happy and amused feeling he gets knowing you could literally deadlift him

◳ It looks so fucking ridiculous when he's on your shoulders and he just gets a kick out of it

◳ He would 100% let you pick him up, whenever

◳ Kisame also thinks it's super hot when you fight, he thinks you're totally amazing and he'd be your cheerleader if he didn't want to fight too

◙ Sasori

◳ Lowkey has PTSD from Sakura, but cool babe

◳ Sasori admires your strength, and has remarked that you would make for an interesting puppet

◳ You had to make him promise to keep his puppet-making hands to himself

◳ He doesn't want to be picked up or carried in any way, but sometimes you can surprise him and he'll just go with it

◳ "Dear, what is the purpose of carrying me from place to place? Women like to do useless things don't they..."

◙ Deidara

◳ Deidara is so prideful about it

◳ He just wants to destroy Itachi with you

◳ It hurts his ego a little bit when you carry him but sometimes you have to because he does dumb shit like get both of his arms blown off in one day

◳ Sometimes he tries to rope you into his shenanigans with Tobi and get you to beat him up

◳ "C'mon, un! Please! Just once, ya know...to teach him a lesson!"

◙ Hidan

◳ It turns him on so much wtf

◳ Loves to see you fuck a bitch up, even if that bitch is him

◳ Sometimes he'll let you carry him, if his ass is tired or something, but other times he'll be too prideful and say no

◳ Hidan honestly loves everything about how strong you are, and he lets you know that very explicitly

◳ "Damn baby, you could literally put a whole through my heart...well, I guess you already have, haha."

◙ Konan

◳ Konan blushes and subtly cheers you on like a soccer mom

◳ She secretly loves it when you carry her bridal style

◳ (it makes her feel like a princess)

◳ Konan loves to watch you fight and assert your dominance, she thinks it's very hot

◳ "You're doing great baby," or "You're so strong darling."

◙ Zetsu

◳ White Zetsu will blush and awe at you, practically with stars in his eyes

◳ Black Zetsu is less impressed, but he also admires your strength

◳ White Zetsu will blush if you pick him up, Black Zetsu will be embarrassed and probably snap at you.

◳ White Zetsu would beg to watch you fight and Black Zetsu would pretend that it's dumb but he secretly likes to watch too

◳ "Your strength is...Truly amazing, darling! Just like you~...That's...not what I was going to say."

[harunayuuka2060]

Barbatos: The preparation is complete.

MC: Are you sure?

Barbatos: Yes, Your Majesty.

Diavolo: Wife? What preparation he's talking about?

MC: Barbatos.

Barbatos: A soundproofed room with a bathroom inside, a sturdy bed, a whole month food supply, and painkillers.

Dia: Is it for a calamity?

Barbatos: *smiles*

Barbatos: No, my lord.

MC: I think you have forgotten. You're going to give birth to a bouncy baby girl.

Diavolo: Yes?

Barbatos: My lord... I didn't say that it's going to be easy.

Diavolo: Wait.

MC: *walks up to him and picks him up by the back of his collar* Barbatos, I trust that you will watch over my brothers in our absence.

Barbatos: Yes, Your Majesty.

Diavolo: W-Wife?

MC: *carries him up in a bridal-style* I am going to pound every seed I have in you. You might even give birth to a lot of babies.

Diavolo: *his voice becomes small* Wife?

Barbatos: Good luck in your one-month journey, my lord. I am wishing for your safety.

Diavolo: *horrified expression*

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Lucifer: Eo, this is your Devildom bank account. Your monthly and yearly allowance are in there.

Eo: Eh? But why?

Lucifer: What do you mean 'why'? All of us have our own money here. You can't just possibly go anywhere without that.

Eo: Th-That's awesome...

Levi: Hey, Eo! Wanna go to the arcade?

Mammon: Hey! I want to go too!

Belphie: I'm joining you as well.

Asmo: Lucifer, do you think Sister's D.D.D is with her?

Lucifer: Don't call her while she's in the middle of something.

Asmo: But I'm just curious on how Lord Diavolo is going?

Beel: I won't be surprised if he goes out on a wheelchair.

Satan: I don't think Sister would be that hard on him?

Levi: Let's try calling Sister and pretend Eo misses her.

Eo: Wha— Don't!

Levi: The phone is already ringing! Haha!

Eo: !!!

Levi: Sister-! I'm calling because Eo—

*sounds of Diavolo moaning*

MC: What about Eo?

Levi: Um... Well, he just want to say that he's missing you. When will you be coming back?

MC: After a month.

Levi: Okay! Sorry for the interruption, sister! *ends the call*

Lucifer: Are you alright, Levi? Why are you pale?

Levi: I-I th-think Lord Diavolo is getting railed so hard...

The brothers: ...

Beel: I'm taking back what I said. Lord Diavolo is surely will end up bedridden for months.

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Diavolo and MC: *takes a five-minute break*

Diavolo: Wife...

MC: What?

Diavolo: I'm about to reach my limit...

MC: That's why we're taking a break.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: *chuckles* You have a monstrous stamina, wife.

MC: *grabs his legs and pulls him forward*

Diavolo: W-Wife?

MC: Let's resume.

Diavolo: But wife— *arcs his back when MC inserted it in his hole*

Diavolo: W-Wife...

MC: *smirks* Your body is relaxing compared when we started a few hours ago.

Diavolo: Wife... Can we at least take it slow?

MC: *pulls him to sit up on her lap*

Diavolo: *groans* I-It's deep...

MC: Start moving your hips if you don't want me to make things harder for you.

Diavolo: Wife... You're so cruel...

[thighs-of-betrayal-blog]

Me again haha I saw this gif and had an idea I was hoping you could do? What if the reader was with Bucky and Sam and Zemo trying to find Karli and after fighting the Flag Smashers the reader never made it back to the house and Bucky is absolutely losing his shit and that’s when he realizes he loves the reader and so the boys go to find her and he can confess his feelings? I know that’s really specific I don’t even mind if you toss most of it and do your own thing lol I just couldn’t stop watching this gif and thinking about that 🤗❤️

A Sudden Realization

A/N: I just love this so much. Thank you for sending me this request!! And, the gif... it’s everything. Also, I wrote about the bounty hunters from the show, instead of the Flag Smashers... I hope that’s okay! I wrote like half of the story and then went back and remembered it specified fighting Karli and them, and I’m sorry that they aren’t included!! But, thank you again, and I hope you enjoy :)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x fem! Avenger! Reader

Warnings: angst/fluff, violence, weapons, cursing

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Finding Dr. Nagel was a shit show. Not only was he shot by Zemo, but afterwards, you were swarmed by bounty hunters. 

Running back outside, you find a place to hide from gunfire. Bucky, Sam, and Sharon follow you, while Zemo is nowhere to be found. 

“Fuck these bounty hunters,” you yell out, positioning yourself to fire your gun from behind a large piece of cement. 

“If you think about it, this is kind of all Zemo’s fault for getting us into this mess,” Sam yells, firing his gun a few feet away from you. 

“And, fuck Zemo!” you yell back. “Speaking of which, where did he even go?” 

Before anyone can answer your question, a smoke bomb is thrown towards you and goes off, preventing you from being able to see anything around you. 

“Y/N!” you hear Bucky yell. 

Unable to see him or anyone else, you start to panic. 

“I’m okay!” you yell back. Immediately after saying that, the gunfire continues. You run for cover. With the smoke still in the air, it was hard for you to locate anyone else. 

In the distance, you can slightly see an exit. Knowing Bucky, Sam, and Sharon will find another way out together, you decide to head this way by yourself. 

“I found an exit! I’ll meet you guys back at Zemo’s place!” you say. 

“No!” you hear Bucky yell. His voice sounds farther away than it did before. “We’re not leaving here without you!” 

“I’ll be okay, I promise! Now, just go! I’ll meet up with you soon.” 

Getting up, you run towards the exit, too far away to hear Bucky’s response. 

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Back at Zemo’s place, Bucky has been pacing for the past 15 minutes. 

“I’m sure she’s okay, man. It’s probably just taking her a little longer to get here. She did take a different route than us,” Sam says. He’s currently sitting on the couch, watching Bucky pace back and forth. 

Bucky starts shaking his head. “No, something’s wrong.” He stops pacing and faces Sam. “We’ve got to go look for her.” 

At that moment, Zemo walks in, holding a tray filled with a tea pot and cups. “Here, this tea will help to calm your nerves.” He grabs a cup and holds it out towards Bucky. 

Pissed off, Bucky grabs the cup out of Zemo’s hand and throws it towards the wall. The cup shatters on impact. 

“Nobody wants your fucking tea,” Bucky spits out in Zemo’s face. 

Putting his hands up in surrender, Zemo takes a step back. “Just wanted to try and help.” 

“You can help by getting your ass outside and looking for her,” Bucky grunts out. He looks at Sam again. “We can all help by doing that.” 

Turning around to walk out the front door, Sam grabs his shoulder before he can leave. “It’s not going to help anyone if you don’t calm down. What’s going on, man? I care about Y/N too, but I know she can take care of herself.” 

Zemo and Sam watch as Bucky goes to lean against the wall and slowly slides down to the floor. He puts his head in his hands. 

“I love her,” Bucky mutters into his hands. 

“What did you say?” Sam asks. 

Bucky lifts his head up, tears starting to run down his cheeks. “I love her. So much. And, I can’t lose her. Please, I can’t lose her.” 

Zemo nods in understanding. “Ah, I see.” 

Sam extends a hand for Bucky to take, so he can pull him up. Once he’s standing, Sam pats his shoulder. “We’ve got your back. Let’s go find her.” 

The door slams shut as the three of them run outside. 

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The sound of cars driving by drowns out the hisses of pain coming out of your mouth. 

“This is officially the worst day ever,” you say to yourself as you use a piece of your shirt to wrap the bullet wound on your arm. Thankfully, the bullet went straight through and isn’t lodged inside your arm. 

After separating from Bucky, Sam, and Sharon, you had made a dash towards the exit you saw, only to be seen by one of the bounty hunters and shot in the arm. You were grateful it was only your arm, and that you were able to escape and find shelter. 

Currently, you are seated behind a trash can in a back alley. Your plan was to head back to Zemo’s once you finished bandaging your arm. And, once you know the coast is clear. You are nervous there are still a few bounty hunters lurking around. 

The distant sound of Bucky’s voice pulls you from your thoughts. Is he here looking for you? Or are you imagining this? 

A few seconds later, you start to hear multiple footsteps heading your way and you pull out your gun, prepared to shoot if necessary. 

“She could be anywhere. We need to split up,” you hear Bucky say. 

“Bucky?” you ask loudly, making sure he can hear you. 

“Y/N?” Bucky asks back. 

“I’m back here!” you say. “Behind the trash can!” 

Instantly, Bucky is in front of you, kneeling down to be eye level with you. His eyes lock onto your arm.

“You’re hurt. What the hell happened?” He reaches out to lightly touch your arm. 

When his hand collides with your arm, you pull back in pain. “Shit, don’t touch it, please. I got shot while trying to get away. It’s okay. I’m okay. I just want to get out of here.” 

“Okay, here, I’ve got you.” Bucky lifts you up into his arms, carrying you bridal style over to Sam and Zemo. 

“Bucky,” you say. “I got shot in the arm. Not my legs.” 

He looks down at you. “I don’t care. I’m carrying you back to Zemo’s and that’s that.” 

Realizing he wasn’t going to put you down, you nod your head in acceptance. “Okay.” 

Sam and Zemo start to walk next to you. 

“Shit, Y/N, I’m sorry. Bucky was worried sick about you and I told him there was nothing to worry about. I guess I was wrong,” Sam says. 

“It’s okay, Sam. I’m fine, really. I was just about to head back to Zemo’s. I just needed some time to collect myself.” 

Sam nods and grabs Zemo’s arm to pull him away. “Why don’t we give them a moment?” 

“Yes,” Zemo agrees. “We’ll follow behind you.” 

Confused as to what they mean, you look at Bucky for answers. Bucky continues to look straight ahead. 

“Any idea what that’s about?” you ask. 

Bucky looks down at you again and sighs. 

“I was worried sick about you.” 

“Yeah, I got that one. There’s something else though. What is it?”

“This isn’t the right time.” 

Reaching your hand out, you touch his shoulder. “When is it ever really the ‘right’ time?” 

Bucky stops walking and places you back onto your feet. He then looks back at Sam and Zemo and gives them a slight nod. The both of them immediately turn and start walking in a different direction. 

“Sam and Zemo can’t hear this?” you ask. 

Bucky reaches behind him to scratch the back of his neck. “It’s uh, a little intimate, I guess.”

Now, you are really confused. “Intimate?” 

Placing his hands on your shoulders, he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. 

When he reopens them, you see nothing but love. 

“When you didn’t make it back to the house, I realized something. Something that took me way too long to figure out.” 

“What…” Bucky keeps talking before you can continue your question. 

“It made me realize how much I care about you. How I’d do anything for you, at any time. How I’d lose myself if you were ever taken from me… How much I love you. I’m in love with you, Y/N, and I need you to know that. I need you to know, in case next time we aren’t so lucky.” 

By the time he stops talking, tears are running freely down your face. You smile at him and grab his hand, interlocking your fingers. 

“It’s going to take a lot more than a bullet to the arm for you to lose me. When it comes to making sure I’m by your side every day, I’ll always be a fighter.” 

You lean in until your lips are almost touching his. “I love you, Bucky Barnes. You’re stuck with me for as long as you want me.” 

“How about forever, doll?” 

You smile. “Sounds good to me.”

[sugurizz]

The house is yours

Pairing : Zeke yeager x reader

Rating : explicit

Word count : 2,5k words

Summary : as a broke student, finding an apartment is not easy. But the cute owner decides to help you with it, in a way that you both get to benefit.

Warnings : soft dom! Zeke x sub!fem! reader, oral sex (fem receiving), fingering, nipple play, slight spit play, vaginal sex, slight breeding kink, daddy kink

(Credits to the owner. I don't own the fanart)

After months of looking through ads, websites and even newspapers. finding a decent, comfortable and cosy appartment near the university was a dream coming true. After calling the owner and fixing a date to meet toghether and check the place, your roommate wasn't able to make it to the appointment so you had to go there on my own.

Being already anxious for the meeting, you put a pair of black jeans, a grey t-shirt, a hoodie and your white sneakers before taking your backbag and going there.

After ten minutes or so, you were at the spot you agreed to meet at. You couldn't see anyone particular so you got your phone out of your pocket, ready to call the owner again in order to spot him.

It was then when you saw a tall, broad and handsome man- probably in his late twenties- picking his ringing phone from the pocket of his elegant beige trench coat.

A black turtleneck hugging his visibly muscular chest and arms left your mouth nearly open. That's definitely him - you thought to yourself - feeling your face already heating up, you swallowed hardly, prayed that you weren't really blushing,  took your courage and crossed the road walking towards the little coffee shop he was standing next to.

Standing directly in front of him didn't help at all. You were so overwehlmed by him. and to be frank, you didn't really know where to look. His whole presence was doing things to you, is it His charming glance? his icy grey eyes, ornamented with a set of thick blonde lashes shinig softly in the feeble sunlight? Or is it those silky soft blonde locks, joined in a nice haircut making his enchanting appearence even more perfect and complete?

"Hello, I assume you're the new renter. Very nice to meet you. I'm zeke yeager ."

"Likewise, pleased to meet you mr yeager. I'm y/n ".

You tried your best to keep calm and professional by greeting him. But the trembling handshake you gave him was showing the complete opposite.

"Shall we go see the appartment ? This way please."

Were you too infatuated by such grace? Or is he really such a sweet, soft and courteous gentleman? You couldn't really tell.

You took a quick glance at his gorgeous profile side. And you completely wished you could take a screenshot with your eyes. His prominent cheekbones added to his manly features. And his fine silver glasses gave him that elegant intellectual aura.

The silence was broken by a deep, gentle :" so.. you're both students.. right?"

" yes. good thing the house is around 10 minutes from the university. That should save us plenty of time ."

" glad to hear that, I actually studied there for more than 6 years, that was before I finally graduated and decided to move to (city name) ."

" I see. May I ask.. why did you move? " you demanded.

" haha don't worry. It hasn't to do with the apartment. It's just that.. You can say I'm an adventurous man." He answered with a bright smile.

" right. I guess it's always tempting to move and see something new..."

You never thought a conversation with a total stranger could be this smooth, warm and relaxing. It unexpectedly didn't feel like a forced out, awkward smalltalk at all. But more like a nice and slow getting to know each other.

"We're finally here." He opened the building's door, Letting you inside and pressed the elevator button.

" I see you like the place already.." He affirmed, a soft smile graced his features, leaving you bewitched.

"Y-yes .. it's pretty welcoming." You added.

Getting out of the elevator, the cute owner took the apartement keys out, opening the door and letting you in.

After checking all the house's functionalities and facilities and discussing the period of your rent. You were ready to pay the first month of the stay until you got surprised by the deposit price. You were so shocked that you had to pay around two thousand five hundrend dollars along with the actual rent.

" I'm not sure we can actually afford that.. " I said, feeling somehow disappointed and lost.

" I know, a lot of people complain about the deposit price. I wish I could make an exeption but the price is fixed by the building's owner. He has the majority of control over that."

" and.. I guess it can't be payed in installments. can it ?"

" i'm afraid not." He retorted, quite concerned by your defeated aura.

" that's really infortunate. I was looking forward to settle here. But anyway, it was good getting to know you mr Yeager."

Hiding your frustration, you were ready to leave when his calm, reassuring voice stopped you . " maybe , we can help each other out after all..."

You turned back, looking for a further explanation when he carried on :" I can get to pay the deposit for you. And you'll have to give me a service in return.."

"okay.. and the service is ...? " you asked, being both curious and excited.

The blonde walked to the door and locked it, his silver eyes never leaving yours.

"Mr yeager..."

" Oh can we stop with the formalities now little one. If we finally agree to make a deal we should get more familiar to each other. Shouldn't we ?" He let out in a deep virile voice, causing your heart to throb numerous times.

Walking closer towards you, he stood and leaned over, whispering in your ear : " If I said I'm feeling sad and lonely today, Would you agree to entertain me ?"

He was so close you could barely register his request. Close enough to notice his irises fixed on yours, staring at your soul and then travelling a little downwards, presumably staring at your lips. You were ready to explode when his big hand landed on your chin, long slender fingers carressing it and driving you so crazy you started babbling some nearly inaudible nonsense.

" i mean.. I.I could ... I don't know.. I-"

" shh, no need to get confused, I'm here with you". a calloused thumb landed on your lips, caressing them with a gentle yet insisting motion.

Your mind shut down, leaving you comptelely blank. God, you got lost in his eyes again. You kept staring like an idiot, letting his thumb make its way through your lips and next thing you knew you were feeling his finger on your sensitive tongue. You never did this before. But why did it feel so natural with him ? Why didn't you resist at all ? How did you agree to this ?  Questions kept bringing on other questions inside your crushed mind. The betraying heat kept rising to your cheeks by the minute, and you couldn't control your intense breathing anymore.

You felt like a fragile leaf caught in a storm. Your consciousness stopped reacting when his face started closing up to yours.

" I believe we got ourselves a deal then? "

" i.. I mean-"

The blonde's delicious lips crushed on yours in a swift motion, his huge hands left to pull you closer pushing you against his large warm chest and making you feel so small and helpless.

It didn't take long for you to feel his soft warm tongue playing with yours. His refreshing minty breath was mixed with a faint hint of cigarette. You couldn't help but enlace your arms around his neck, trying to regain some balance. The sloppy wet kiss  you shared ended with your mouths parting in a wet noise, a glistening string of saliva connecting his dark red tongue to yours, Leaving you breathless.

"You're rather shy and blushy princess... I like it." Zeke leaned close to your sensitive neck, started peppering kisses from your cheeks down your neck and all around your clavicle . His warm breath on your exposed chest made you shiver, feeling your wetness already pooling between your legs. You started rubbing your thighs toghether in a search for some relief. The sudden thought of the rent crossed your mind again.

" Zeke .."

" yes sweetheart, say my name "

" what about the rent ... what should I do now ?"

"little pumpkin is still afraid." You trembled when he leaned over to lick your earlobe before carrying " consider this house yours, princess " .

You couldn't hide your relief after hearing his words. You looked back at him, the perfect pale skin of his cheeks turned into a lovely shade of pink. His cute ears were so red you thought they were about to blow off. His glasses were threatening to fall off the cute tip of his sharp nose. And you felt so proud seeing the mess you left at his golden strands. Some of them falling sexily on his eyes.

" I need this off" he tugged at your shirt , raising your arms gently and sliding it up your shivering body. It was so embarrassing you instantly hid your face. Letting out some insatisfied whines.

"gorgeous" he lets out, eyes contemplating your breasts, still hidden behind your bra. Still closing your eyes, you felt yourself being lifted in a bridal style. Zeke's strong arms placed you on the comfy couch of the living room. He stood up and took of his coat, throwing it away. His black pullover was next, revealing his toned chest, shredded abs and prominent V line . You wished you could keep this addictive view in yout mind forever. His godly body hovered around you like a shield. You leaned back , staring at the enchanting male before you, unbuckling his belt.

You were probabely too distracted by his beauty to notice the huge tent that was forming in his pants. His hand reached beneath his boxers, freeing his massive cock from it's confinements.

" like what you see ?" He winked at you, leaving you speaking gibberish again.

" zeke...it- it's not gonna .."

He cut you out, taking off your jeans in a quick move, leaving you in your black laced panties. " already soaked aren't we? What kind of a slut gets her pussy that wet just from a damn kiss?"

He rubbed his fingers against your clothed cunt before swiping your panties to the side. your clit was swollen and flushed, desperate for attention. The handsome male leaned until he faced your pussy. He spread your legs even wider, adding to your growing embarassment.

" goshh, look at how much slick is between your pussy lips,..filthy.." he slid his fingers between them.

Never leaving your innocent eyes, he puckered his lips, opened his mouth and spat on your naked pussy. You nearly passed out when he started french kissing it. Looking at it with such hunger and lust, he slid his longue tongue in your fluttering hole, driving his index and middle fingers in the process. His thick and now wet beard felt so good stinging your plush thighs.

" zeke ahhh, wait... omg zeke it feels.. Ahhhh " your moans started getting louder and louder. 

"Whine for me baby.."

His experienced fingers massaged your spongey insides, hitting spots you never knew your pussy had. You were drooling like a dumb baby, eyes rolling to the back of your head and breath hitching in your breast.

"Zeeeeke.. uh- i'm ahh i'm gonna cum, it feels so good... so good i'm cumming .."

"Yes baby, cream on my fucking tongue."

It wasn't long until you released all over his hand, his tongue was painted with cum. He shamelessly swallowed it, licking his fingers passionately as if he was tasting an elixir. He leaned to kiss you again, cum and drool still running down his messy beard. Its cute hairs tickling your cheeks and chin made you chuckle.

He took your dripping panties away, threw them somewhere across the room and slid his hands below your back, unclasping your bra.

" I need to take it off, but I really do like the cute ribbons though..." he complimented your cute bra.

" t-thank youu.." the shyness creeped inside you again. But it was replaced with surprise when he buried his head deep between your breasts like a starving baby. growling and grunting, the vibrations sent shivers down your spine. He kept lapping at them, looking at you with burning lust, taking a nipple between his teeth and flicking the other under his fingerpads.

"Are you ready, sweet pie? Wanna take my cock for me ?"

"Y-yes"

"Yes who ?"

"Yes daddy ."

"It's daddy from now on, little one"

Feeling yourself , yu bent over for him, giving him a perfect view of your bare cunt.

" hurry daddy, I can't wait anymore..."

"As you wish, princess"

Within seconds, you felt his hands settling on your hips, his firm cock sliding slowly past your hungry hole.

" it hurtss, daddy .. it hurts..."

" shh, it's ok princess, you're too tense.. relax for daddy.."

The pain suddenly turned into a pure bliss as he bottomed down, making you moan his name like a lullaby.

"I'm going to move baby.." he said, cupping your cheek in his soft palms. 

His cock was ramming inside you so deliciously you felt your drool dribbling again, his strong silhouette leaning on you, hugging you with one arm and caressing your stomach with the other. Seeing his bulge through your tummy, you felt so full and loved by him.

" look baby, look how deep i'm inside you"

" please cum inside me daddy, I want it pumping in my stomach ."

your words sent him to the edge; hitched breath, loud growls and harsh slaps landing on your ass. It felt so good your tears started gushing along your face.

" hnnghhh wanna take ... fuck ahhh .. take daddy's seed inside you ? Tell me slut " he squeezed your face between his large fingers, earning a whine from you.

" mmhmmm ... ahhhh"

" use your words when you talk to me"

" I want your cum deep inside me, daddy"

His thrusts became hysteric, making you shake. both of you moaning loudly, not caring about anybody hearing.

"Ahhhnghhh shiiiit , fuck yeaaah" the golden daddy came in thick white strings inside you. Shoving it all up your womb. You give up, letting your orgasm wash over you in a shameless moan. All your juices mixed with his sticky huge load, starting to spill from your greedy cunt.

Unable to move anymore, you collapsed on the couch. Trembling and breathing heavily. Zeke doing the same, he went to catch his neglected coat and wrapped it around your naked body, along with his strong arms around you, nuzzling his head in your neck.

" I guess having an expensive rent has its perks after all". He teased, laying a soft gentle kiss on your forehead.

" yup, you get to have a daddy for free". You whispered.

Note : I would really appreciate the feedback on my work so feel free to comment down.

[butwhyduh]

Night Swim

Garth of Shayeris/Tempest x batsis!reader

Summary: pinning over him. I know like 7 people will read it but he’s too cute. Canon has no home here and timelines don’t matter.

Warning: dash of innuendos.

The apprentice of a justice league member that went on his own. That could describe almost all of your brothers but it also described the beautiful man standing before you. That currently didn’t even notice you were staring at him puppy dog eyed.

“So, are you ever going to do anything about it or just stare at him until he jumps back in the sea again,” Kori said beside you. You jumped and gave her a look. “Noise cancelling glass. He can’t hear us and no one is looking over here,” she reassured you.

“That obvious,” you asked turning to face her. She nodded with a little smile. Of course she thought it was cute. She had told Dick the first time she knew she was attracted to him. That’s how she was raised. No fear of rejection or shame in sexual attraction. You were raised by batman and had a healthy dose of both.

“There’s not like it would do any good. He’s never given me a second thought and I don’t even think he likes surface walkers anyways,” you deflected. She snorted.

“He dated Donna.”

“That shouldn’t count. She’s Themyscirian. They’re like perfect,” you rolled your eyes.

“I don’t know. I find Dick very appealing and he is human. Is his powers what attracts you to him?” She asked leaning on a desk. Her long curly red hair flowed over her shoulder in a way that only Kori could.

“No, of course not. I mean, they’re cool for sure. But it’s.. he’s nice and honorable and funny,” you said and she grinned almost proudly.

“And you can be nice and honorable and funny without any meta powers. Don’t put yourself down. And if you need help..” she started.

“No no no. No wing woman,” you said quickly.

“What do you need a wing woman for?” Dick asked behind you. Your eyes widened before you turned around.

“Nothing. Just some guy from college. That I don’t like,” you said in possibly the worst lie of your life. Dick narrowed his eyes at you.

“I can tell you’re lying but if I don’t know the truth, I can’t lie to Bruce about what you’re doing so don’t tell me,” Dick said. Wally, Donna, and Garth walked in the room.

“Wait, did I hear that Nightwing’s little sister is seeing someone? Is he ready to die,” Wally laughed clapping Dick on the shoulder.

“I’m not having this conversation,” you squeaked out before squeezing between the heroes, feeling yourself far too close to Garth for just a moment. Thank goodness M’gann wasn’t there to read your thoughts or feelings. Kori stayed mum on the subject and concentrated on the mission that Dick was prepping the team for.

You didn’t go on missions now. An injury that put an end to that. You just couldn’t maintain the level a vigilante needed. Sometimes you’d help with the computers but mainly you worked at Wayne Enterprise with Tim. You were just visiting on this trip and wasn’t involved in the mission.

“Wish us luck,” Kori said giving you a hug. You couldn’t help but watch Garth in his new blue suit that fit perfectly as the rest of the team walked by.

“Woah,” you said barely above silent but Kori hugging you caught it all and giggled quietly. You flushed and tried to stutter out some excuse.

“He is very handsome. Wish him luck,” she whispered in your ear. You made a little noise to disagree and she simply grinned at you while walking away.

“What was that,” Dick asked, suspicious.

“Nothing, just a joke. Good luck. Be safe,” you said to him and Dick didn’t argue but definitely didn’t believe you before joining his team.

As they left, your mind wandered to the first time you met Garth. It was a mission in a warehouse fire that had homeless people camping out on the second story. You walked carefully to the back office through dense fog with flames threatening any moment to see if there was anyone in there. The fire was getting really close and it was kinda dicey. But it was your first job away from Gotham and you were 14 and you felt the need to prove yourself.

You entered the room bent low with smoke overhead. You saw something move in the back of the room and you made your way towards it. But just as you crossed to the back half of the room, part of the ceiling collapsed, trapping you in the room and knocking you to the floor. You jumped back against the wall. There wasn’t a window and the movement? A toy.

You shrank against the wall and pushed your panic button. The fire was hot and you cursed wearing shorts. “Shit,” you breathed as it started moving closer. The air was starting to get thick. The flames jumped and you pressed against the wall with your eyes covered, expecting flames to hit you.

But instead you felt cool wet air and you opened your eyes to see water surrounding you. It appeared to float in air and you reached a hand out to touch it, confused. As soon as you felt the tips of your fingers dampened, the water crashed to the floor causing you to jump.

In there place was a teenage boy only a few years older than you, grinning. You stared at him in silence. He had just saved your life.

“Did you- how did you-“ you stuttered and his smile grew even wider.

“Aqualad, at your service. You wanna leave before it crashes on us?” He said and you took a step to wince in pain. Oh yeah, when you jumped you twisted your ankle. Your plan, like all the other bats, was to suck it up and hobble out. But Garth had other plans and he quickly scooped you up bridal style as soon as he noticed you couldn’t walk.

“Just hold on. I’ll carry you,” he said walked down the charred stairs carefully. You couldn’t take your eyes off his handsome face the whole time. Your heart pounded and your lack of experience with dating or liking anyone had you completely dumbfounded. “You can let go,” he said with a little smile.

You were out of the warehouse clinging to him past the time necessary and quickly moved away from him, feeling your skin flush. Dick gave you a look over before give Garth with a look you couldn’t recognize.

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“She’s catatonic, Bro.”

“Feed her something.”

“Wally, food isn’t always the answer,” Dick said giving your shoulder a shake. You jumped and knocked over a glass of water.

“Sorry!” You yelped reaching over to grab a towel.

“I’ve got it,” Garth said and with a flick of his wrist the water started to pour in the sink rather than off the counter. As you watched the water jumped before flowing down the drain. You laughed a little and looked up to see Garth grinning at you. Dick stared suspiciously at you both before being pulled somewhere by another Titan.

“So was the mission okay?” You asked, not knowing what to say. Your crush was more ‘stare across the room’ rather than do anything about it.

“It went well,” he answered grabbing a water bottle and chugging it. You tried not to stare.

“Cool suit,” you said and immediately felt stupid. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

“Thanks,” he said without adding anything else, leaving an awkward air to hang.

“Damn, you might be from the sea but are soo dry, Garth,” Roy said clapping him on the back on his way to his room. Garth looked at you confused.

“It’s been awhile since I’ve been land side. Is being dry an insult now?” He asked.

“I mean, kinda. It just means boring,” you answered with a shrug. “You know Roy.”

“But you are dry. I mean, you live on land. Not that you’re boring,” he said with an awkward laugh. You smiled back at him before taking a sip of your drink nervously. “Does that mean you want to be wet?”

You coughed as you choked on the liquid. He tapped you on the back. “You okay?” He asked concerned. Donna walked by with a raised eyebrow but said nothing.

“I’m fine. No, that’s not how that works. It’s just we aren’t really dry. We’re like 80 percent water. Dry means like sand or something. Too dry,” you said and he nodded humoring you.

“It seems pretty dry here,” he said playfully.

“I can knock over more glasses. Get this place all wet again,” you quipped.

“Tempting. Or you can go swimming with me,” he answered back.

“Haha or I could- what? It’s nighttime,” you answered. “And doesn’t that do something to the currents or something?”

He gave you a dry look. “The currents come in at night? Yep. You’d be the safest person in the water swimming with me. I could navigate night swimming as a squirt. Come with?” Garth asked.

“I-“ you stared before mumbling.

“You what? I didn’t hear the last part,” he said.

“I... can’t swim,” you said and he stared at you and you felt like sliding under the counter and through the floor. Then Garth’s lips curled into a smile and he laughed a little. You looked down awkwardly.

“Oh you’re serious?”

“Yeah...”

“I’m sorry. I forget that swimming is learned skill here. I apologize,” he started.

“It’s okay. Really,” you insisted.

“Come with me. We’ll stay shallow,” he offered. You looked at him before nodding.

“This is a bad idea but let’s go,” you said pulling him along. Garth laughed as you pulled him out the back door towards the beach. “I forgot a bathing suit,” you admitted.

“I guess you could go insi-“ he trailed off as you pulled your shirt off and shorts to swim in your underwear and bra. He quickly looked away as you ran in the water to your waist.

“Coming in? Can’t believe I have to ask, merman” you said and he pulled off his shirt to quickly join you. You splashed him with water which quickly turned into a splashing war.

“Okay, you win!” You yelped as he bombarded you with water. He splashed you one last time and you turned away. Garth grabbed you by the waist as a wave splashed over you. You simply watched each other for a moment. You noticed your feet didn’t touch the ground anymore. You clung to him.

“I can’t touch,” you said a little panicky. He held on to you.

“Don’t worry. I’m right here. I won’t let you drown. It’s my job, remember?” Garth smiled. “Look around. Look at the moon.”

You looked up to see the luminous globe hanging above the sea. It lit a silvery path through the water, highlighting waves crashing. The beach seemed far away. The only sounds were the sea and a few night birds as well as Garth’s breath from being so close. You looked back at him and almost froze. He was gorgeous. The water truly was his element. His dark hair curled in the water and the moon glow highlighted his nose and collarbones. His purple eyes looked almost black in the darkness but the way he looked at you said a ton.

He looked down at your lips and you couldn’t help but lick them, tasting salt water. Garth bent a little and you turned your head up to touch lips softly. His arms wrapped closer around you as you kissed. Garth easily kept you above the water. Your brain was broken. You were kissing Garth, who you’ve had a crush on for a long time.

Suddenly water splashed over your head as a wave crashed on you both. You leaned away with a cough as water invaded your mouth and nose. Your eyes stung and watered a little.

“Sorry, I forgot to pay attention,” Garth admitted sheepishly.

“It’s okay,” you said with only a little cough. “Can we?”

“Get you on land? Yeah. You’re getting cold anyways,” Garth said before swimming towards the shore. It wasn’t a rough choppy swim the way people did. He seemed to simply glide through the water gracefully. So beautifully. Which was broken when he fell over on the beach.

“You’re the most graceful swimmer and trip on your feet when you hit ground,” you said with a laugh as you attempted to help him up. He was far too heavy to lift but appreciated the effort.

“Atlantean,” he shrugged. “Don’t make fun of me too much. You can’t even swim.”

“Yeah? You wanna take a dip in Gotham Harbor?” You asked and he laughed.

“Absolutely not. I don’t want to get some unknown cancer from whatever pollution they have. Or whatever rouge is living there,” he added.

“That’s why I can’t swim,” you answered. It really was cool in the wind and you quickly pulled on your clothing.

“But doesn’t batman have like multiple pools?”

“Yeah but I never used them. I was 15 when he took me in. Too old to learn,” you shrugged.

“You’re never to old to learn to swim. It’s important for safety,” Garth said. “Especially here,” he motioned at the beach.

“Especially if I keep kissing Tempest in the water?” You quipped.

“That’s just a bonus,” he said pulling you close by the hips. You grinned up at him and wrapped your arms around his shoulders.

And a spotlight shined glaringly at you both. You covered your eyes and looked away.

“Come inside,” boomed the voice of your brother. “Now.”

And that’s how you got a 20 minute lectures on the danger of night swimming and risk of hypothermia and Garth got the shovel talk. But despite the fact that Dick was really angry, you didn’t regret a thing and went to bed with wet hair and smile on your face.

[honeypiehotchner]

intelligence & issues (Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- chapter twenty-eight

Hi babes! I forgot to say this last chapter, but I made a playlist for this story! Here’s the link xx. You’re welcome to snoop around my Spotify! I make tons of playlists haha (Here’s the link to the “pov: you’re falling in love with aaron hotchner” one <3)

Chapter title is from “Let’s Get Married” by Bleachers!

Warnings: lots of ~suggestive~ comments (no smut), angst if you squint (i think), loads of fluff

Previous chapter || Fic Masterlist

Chapter Twenty-Eight: I know it’s hard enough to love me

Aaron doesn’t get done at the BAU until seven. Much later than he wanted, but he had work that he couldn’t abandon. The case still wasn’t closed yet – all the paperwork is done now, but it normally doesn’t take him this long.

He shouldn’t overanalyze his every move, but he can’t help it. He knows he’s walking a thin line, dating a member of his team. A fellow agent, a much younger fellow agent, when he’s a divorced father who doesn’t even have custody of his own son, only visitation.

It’s tearing him apart. But the one thing that puts him back together, is seeing you.

So, that’s what he does.

He didn’t like leaving you this morning. He didn’t want to. But he didn’t expect the psych eval to upset you as much as it did. He truly was only trying to give you a heads up – even though that’s against his rules, too.

He’s breaking all his rules for you. Every last one of them.

And yet, you don’t care.

You open your apartment door to him, and you throw yourself in his arms like you’ve waited all day for him.

“I’m sorry I’m so late,” he says, kicking your door closed with his foot. His arms are around your waist and yours are around his neck, so he’s lifting you off the ground just enough to carry you over to the couch. He’s careful when he shifts your weight as he sits down, so he can swing your legs around gently so you’re sitting in his lap, your arms never having to leave their place around his neck.

“It’s okay,” you say, your voice muffled due to the fact that you’re hiding your face in his neck. “I’m sorry I was so grumpy this morning.”

Aaron sighs, rubbing your back. “You’re forgiven, I promise.”

You lift your head a little to press a kiss to his cheek, your apology in two parts. “My mom and I talked about it.”

“What did she have to say about it?”

You smile softly. “That you look at me the way my grandpa looked at my grandma.”

Aaron hums, curious.

You continue. “She said you looked like you’d bring the moon down to Earth if I asked you.”

He chuckles, pressing a kiss to your lips. “I would.” Another kiss. “I’d need some help.” Another kiss. “But just say the word.”

Another kiss and you’re giggling. “I don’t need the moon, Aaron.”

“No?” He raises an eyebrow. “Or are you too afraid to ask?”

You shake your head. “I’m not.”

He tilts his head, giving you another look. “Little girl…”

“No,” you stop him, pulling him closer, staring into the glass of whiskey that is his eyes. “I don’t need the moon…because I have you.” You pause, watching his eyes, seeing his reaction. “And that’s enough,” you whisper. “I don’t know how to let you love me, but I’m gonna try.”

“Y/N…”

“Mom told me you just love me too much. You’re not trying to upset me, you’re just…trying to make sure I’m okay and that I can do this without killing myself, I guess.”

“She’s right,” he adds softly.

“I know she is,” you chuckle. “She’s right a lot more than I want her to be, but point is, I’m not mad at you. Thank you for the warning about the psych eval. I know you weren’t trying to be a dick by doing it.” He’s not out to get you. You know that now, or you’re trying to.

“Thank you for saying all this,” he says quietly, the one hand that isn’t holding your back coming up to brush your cheek. “I owe you an apology, too. I didn’t do a good job of explaining earlier and I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have sprung that on you right before I had to leave. That wasn’t fair.”

“It really wasn’t,” you laugh, “but thank you.”

He hums, sealing the resolve with another kiss. “Have you eaten dinner?”

You shake your head. “I was waiting for you.”

He sighs, smiling despite his better judgment. “I appreciate that, but it’s late. You didn’t need to wait for me.”

“Well, tough.” You lay your head on his shoulder, biting your cheeks to keep from smiling. You’re more than well aware that that little comment will poke Aaron’s buttons. His hand tightening around your waist is evidence of it.

“What do you want to eat, brat?”

Your breath hitches. Then, as if you want to make it worse, you say, “Do you want me to answer that honestly?”

Aaron sighs again, this time tired and ragged, holding on by a thin thread. “Food, little girl. Food. My cock isn’t food.”

“Well…”

“Y/N.”

“Fine, fine. I don’t know, pizza? Pizza is a safe bet.”

“Pizza it is then,” he says, pulling his phone out of his pocket. While he’s looking up the number of the pizza place, he says nonchalantly, “You know I’m not fucking you until you’re fully recovered. I won’t say it a third time.”

You want to argue because technically sucking him off isn’t him fucking you, but you decide not to. Right now.

Later, you will. He’ll cave eventually. You’re sure of it.

+++

Aaron curves your every attempt to steer things in a more sensual direction. You don’t mind it really, you like teasing him like this – even if you know it’ll come back to bite you in the ass when he decides to punish you for it all. But he insists on not fucking you.

You know you were just shot, but you wish he’d just slam you into the wall already.

Unfortunately, your injured leg doesn’t coordinate with your desire because rough sex – or any sex – is off the table now.

You weren’t going to take any pain medicine for it because it wasn’t hurting that bad, but then it got worse, and you think it’s probably because you did laundry today when you definitely shouldn’t have. You’re not telling Aaron that, though. No way.

Still, he made you take some pain medicine, and now you’re settling into the first Harry Potter movie. He kept his word and you did, too. He needs to watch all of them.

You’re lying down now with your head in his lap – on a pillow, of course, because he doesn’t want you getting any ideas – as the familiar tune of the opening scene plays.

You doze in and out, falling asleep quickly because Aaron’s hands are massaging small circles into your head. You recall him throwing a blanket over you at some point, so you must’ve been shivering.

It’s not long before you’ve fallen asleep completely, waking only after the movie has ended and Aaron has you in his arms bridal style, carrying you to your bed.

“What time is it?” You mumble, turning to bury your face in his shirt, inhaling the familiar smell that is your man.

“Almost eleven,” he whispers back.

You hum, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Are you staying?”

“Of course,” he replies almost instantly. “I stuck a bag in here when we surprised you.”

“You did?” You ask, smiling stupidly. “Cheeky motherfucker.”

He laughs, catching himself and muffling the sound so it doesn’t rattle your eardrums as hard. “Just looking out for my little girl.”

You hum again, pressing a kiss to his collarbone. “Your little girl loves it. And you.”

“And I love her too,” he murmurs. “Can I put you down now?”

Your eyes pop open lazily, seeing you’re in your bedroom. “Have you just been holding me?”

He nods as he lowers you onto the bed. “I felt like holding you.”

You hold onto his neck, and he doesn’t seem to mind as he stays bent over you, his nose brushing against yours. In the dim light, you take him in, searching his brown eyes, trying to find some reasoning, some magic spell that made it possible for him to love you this much.

“You better stop,” you whisper, not knowing where this is going.

“Or what?” He asks, inching closer, his lips ghosting over yours.

“Or I’ll wanna marry you for real,” you mumble. You’re aware of what you’re saying, but the exhaustion from the pain medicine makes it hard to fully process your own words. All you know is you mean them, every syllable.

“I already want to marry you,” he replies quietly. He’s not sure if you’re even coherent right now. You look like you are, but it seems too good to be true.

And as if his thoughts are confirmed, your eyes slip closed, sleep taking over.

You probably won’t remember this in the morning.

But he hopes you will.

+++

When you wake up, Aaron is long gone.

There’s a note next to a glass of water on your nightstand. He’s left for work and is going to try to be back earlier this evening. You smile at the thought, knowing he’ll get caught up again, but you don’t mind. It comes with the job.

You would love to go to the office for lunch. Maybe surprise him this time? You wouldn’t need a ride, as long as you don’t take anymore pain medicine today. The affects from last night’s is already gone.

He might kill you for it, but you’re doing it anyway. You miss everyone.

So, on that note, you get up and eat a quick breakfast before throwing on the comfiest clothes you own. It’ll be weird going into the BAU in these clothes with your badge clipped to the edge of your sweatshirt instead of to a blazer.

And sure enough, it does.

Stepping off the elevator on the floor of the BAU feels more nerve-wracking than it should.

On one hand, you’re excited to be here again, to see the rest of the team and to surprise all of them. On the other hand, you know Aaron won’t be happy with you (at first) for coming here. And you have this strange pit in your stomach, but you’re not sure what that’s about.

You push the negative feelings away and try to stay positive, focusing on the reactions from the rest of the team. They’ll be happy to see you, no doubt. That’s what you should be focusing on.

You’ve barely rounded the corner when you run into Penelope.

She grins, shaking her head. “You’re not supposed to be here, you sneaky little weasel.”

“I know, I know,” you groan. “But I was going insane and I miss you guys! I had to come visit and surprise everyone for lunch.”

“I can order in your favorite,” Penelope winks. “Come, come. Let’s grab JJ.”

Penelope links her arm with yours and the two of you walk to JJ’s office. JJ is at her desk and not on the phone for once, but the stacks of case files are as tall as ever. She looks up when you knock on her doorframe, and her face breaks into a grin.

“Hey you!” She stands, ignoring the open file to give you a hug. “What are you doing here?”

“I came to say hi,” you chuckle, squeezing her tight. “I’m going insane doing nothing.”

“It’s barely been two weeks,” JJ laughs. “What are you gonna do for the other two months?”

“Don’t even tell me that,” you groan. “I don’t know. I’ll just come bug you guys every day off the clock, I guess.”

“And if they’re gone, you can come camp out with me in my lair,” Penelope offers.

“Of course,” you nudge her arm. “I’ll probably hide out with you to avoid the wrath of Hotch.”

“He doesn’t know you’re here?” JJ asks. She grimaces when you nod. “Good luck with that one, sister.”

“Why do you think I want to walk in there with you guys? I’m not going into the lion’s den alone.”

“Oh, you’d be fine,” Penelope laughs. “We’re still having a girl’s night, right? We still need details and you are not getting out of it.”

“Yes, yes, we can, we’ll find time,” you promise.

After another moment of idle conversation, the three of you head up the hall to the bullpen. Through the glass doors, you can see Reid doing another magical science trick, and he must be practicing because Derek and Emily are working on some paperwork instead of watching him.

You decide to surprise Emily first since her desk is closest. Derek spots you, but doesn’t say a word, letting you sneak up behind Emily.

“Did you use my shampoo?” You ask right into her ear (don’t ask why, it’s the first thing that came to mind).

She spins around and jumps up, pulling you into a hug. Derek gives you a hug next, and Reid waves from his desk before going back to whatever experiment he’s in the middle of doing.

“Where’s Hotch?” You ask, glancing between everyone.

“Your man is in his office,” Derek snickers. “What? Did you not get enough lovin’ this morning?”

“Shut it, Morgan,” you try to smack his arm, but he dodges your swing with a laugh. “And since you asked so nicely, I’m never satisfied.”

Your shit-eating grin earns cheering from the girls, but Morgan groans loudly, shuddering.

“I did not need to know that, L/N. Seriously.”

You shrug. “Don’t ask then.”

Morgan shakes his head, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. “I’m glad to see you’re just as feisty as always.”

“That’ll never leave me,” you wrap an arm around his waist, accepting his hug. “Where’s Rossi?”

“He took today off,” Emily answers.

“Something about his publisher,” JJ shrugs.

“Another book?” You ask. “I thought he was done with that.”

“Maybe,” Morgan says. “And I thought you weren’t allowed back here for at least another month.”

“To work,” you clarify, poking his stomach. “I’m just here to bug you guys and have lunch. I’m enjoying my time off, thank you very much.”

“You’re bored, aren’t you?”

“Out of my fucking mind,” you admit with a laugh.

You’re too busy talking to Morgan to realize Hotch has walked out of his office and is standing on the balcony, arms crossed over his chest, and a near death glare settled on you.

“Uh oh,” Morgan mutters, sliding his arm off your shoulders.

Your arm slips from around his waist, your eyebrows furrowing. “What—Oh. Oops.”

“Y/N,” Hotch says firmly. “Can I speak to you in my office?”

“You’re gon’ get it now,” Morgan says under his breath.

But you hear the remark, so you punch him in his side. “Of course, sir,” you say to Hotch, adding another jab to Morgan’s ribs when you hear him snickering at you. You’re gonna get him back later. So bad.

Aaron turns and walks back into his office. He’s closing the blinds when you walk in.

“Shut the door,” he says sternly.

You do as you’re told (for once), shutting the door behind you. “Aaron, I can expl—”

You don’t get to finish your sentence because the wind is knocked out of you, and Aaron lips are smothering your own. He nips at your bottom lip, and you open up for him, moaning when his tongue doesn’t even fight for dominance, just takes. The kiss has you hot all over, thanks to his wandering hands that run under your sweatshirt, leaving goosebumps everywhere his fingertips touch.

When he pulls back, you’re breathless, your chest heaving, your eyes wide, lips bruised.

“Um,” you pause to take a deep breath, licking your buzzing lips. “I’m sorry?”

“We’ll talk about this later,” he says sternly. “You’re lucky they’re out there or I’d bend you over my desk.”

You swallow thickly. “You still can.”

He smirks, but shakes his head, his thumb stroking your cheek softly. “No. And if they ask, you can say we were discussing your psych eval.”

You deflate at its mention. You try not to show it, but Aaron sees it. “When is that, by the way?”

“The Friday after next,” he says quietly. “At noon.”

“Okay,” you murmur. “When are you supposed to formally tell me?”

He chuckles. “Today is fine. I can tell Strauss I called you in to discuss it and you decided to have lunch with the team – if she asks.”

“Are you okay with lying to her this much?”

“Believe it or not, I’ve lied to her more often than you think. Before you joined us.”

“I don’t believe it,” you smirk. “You’re always such a stickler for the rules.”

“And yet here I am,” he pauses, kissing you again, “in love with you.”

“Loving me is dangerous, huh?”

“You have no idea.”

Next chapter

[erensproudsimp]

Rivalry

Jean kirstein x Eren Jeager x reader

⚠ Sexual Content Ahead ⚠

Summary: Threesome with Eren and Jean in the middle of a party? Hell yeah.

Word count: 2.4k

"So, how do I look?" coming from the bathroom you asked your roommate about your outfit.

"YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY STUNNING Y/N!This little black dress really brings out your curves, " Hitch squealed.

"Aww Thank you bestie! When are you getting dressed?" you questioned looking for your black heels.

"I was just about to, I bet this party is going to be the best ever organized this year," Hitch excitedly said.

"Right? Heard that almost all students are going, I feel like it's going to be crazy and moreover it's organized by Jean,"you added while wearing your jewelries.

Hitch came out in a sexy red sleeveless dress which suited her perfectly.

" Oh. my. god. Marry me right now, what did I do to deserve such a pretty best friend, "you flattered her wiping fake tears from your eye.

" Says the girl who's going to take all the boys' breaths and by boys I specifically mean Eren and Jean, "she replied eyeing you from head to toe.

"Sheesh Hitch, you know that I'm not interested in them right?" you said arms crossed.

"I don't know y/n, that little blush is saying something else. So who are you going to choose among them?" Hitch teased.

"I'm pretty both of them asked me out due to their rivalry with each other but I have no interest in helping either win," you said with a sigh.

"I mean you may never know that they actually do have feelings for you, I remember seeing Jean stare at you during class," she explained wearing her makeup. Smacking her lips to spread the lipstick, she turned to look at you, "At least give one of them a chance? Like two of the hottest guys on the campus asked you out, think about it y/n," she suggested.

"They were already my best friends but maybe until tonight I'll try to make a decision but for now let's go enjoy okay?" you beamed.

"Let's go impress some bitches, have some liquor, spit on our haters and have the best night of our life," flicking your hair back you left the dorm with Hitch agreeing with you.

Parking your car, you got out to admire the grandiose building belonging to Jean in sight. Muffled music could be heard through the walls.

"Maybe I should give Jean the chance," you said.

"Haha yes girl get that bag," Hitch giggled dragging you inside.

Laughter, people making out on the dancefloor, a background scent of sweat mixed with booze, you finally saw your friends near the bar counter. Conversations stopped the second everyone noticed me and Hitch's entry.

" All eyes on me in the centre of the ring just like a circus," you sang in her ear as she smirked.

Walking proudly to radiate your confidence, both of you went to the bar, the crowd going back to their initial interaction.

"Hey guys!" you shouted throwing yourself on Sasha.

"Welo," Connie replied with a drink in his hand.

"Where are the others?" Hitch asked them.

"Mikasa, Armin and Eren haven't arrived yet and Jean is ensuring everything is in control," Ymir answered hugging Historia close to her.

Ordering a glass of wine from the bartender, you sipped said drink while chatting with your friends. Right at that moment the trio entered through the door.

" Look they came,"Historia pointed at them.

" Hello everyone, where's Jean? "Armin asked.

You looked at Eren taking in how he was looking so attractive in an all black outfit. However, he did not once glance in your direction making you assume it was because you haven't yet given him an answer.

" There he is,"Mikasa said as the man in question neared the group.

" Is everyone having fun? "Jean enquired leaning on the counter.

His stance screamed dominance but in such a subtle way it was sensual. You tried to meet his eye but he didn't acknowledge your presence too. Well, it was what you were supposing to be as in in contrary both of them were enraptured with your appearance they couldn't bring themselves to look at you.

"I'm going to the dancefloor," you announced frustrated by the lack of attention you got from the two men after finishing your third drink.

Pushing your way in, moving to the music you tried to take off your mind off having to choose someone between them. A stranger came up to you to ask if they could dance with you. With no hesitation noticing how handsome he was, you let him hold you in his arms as a distraction.

"Not gonna lie, I'm gonna be shocked if she doesn't hook up with someone tonight, like look at her man," Hitch commented hoping to push either Eren or Jean to approach you.

"Right? She honestly looks so hot," Sasha added understanding what she was trying to do.

Like they hoped, the tactic worked as both men stood up together. They looked in each other's eye as though communicating telepathically passing one message and it was to not let anyone come near to you.

Heading into the crowd to find you, Hitch and Sasha high fived leaving everyone else in the unknown.

Searching all round, they at last found you dancing with a random guy, your body all over him. There was a cold fury in their eyes and Eren pursued his lips in anger. He went up to the guy and gave him a death stare. The stranger felt his blood drain from his face into his gut as he abruptly left you.

At first you were puzzled at why the guy just disappeared until you saw Jean and Eren and understood the situation.

"Mind if I dance with you?" Eren asked holding his hand out.

"May I too?" Jean rushed in not to let Eren take the sole lead.

Taking both hands smilingly you replied, "Yes, you both may."

Jean twisted you in his arms pressing your ass against his hips as Eren held your waist in his hands your chest against his, both guys grinding on you.

Eren leaned in and hid his face in the crook of your neck. You tilted your head to give him more access to the area as he licked his tongue over your so sensitive skin.

Jean feeling a bit left out took a glass of wine from a passing waiter grabbed your soft flocks in his hand and pulled it slowly to not hurt you. Your head was placed on his shoulder as Eren continued to nibble on your neck.

"Open your mouth," Jean ordered you his lips brushing your ear and you obeyed without arguing.

He then poured the wine from the glass into your mouth. Moaning through the process, the liquid coursed from your throat into your stomach spreading its warmth all over. Jean still grinding on you pushed his hips forward for you to feel his growing bulge.

Rhythmically swaying your body to the beats of the music playing, you brushed your ass to Jean's bulge and hips against Eren's. Being sandwiched between them was like a dream come true.

Eren's hands slid up and down your arms, head intact on your neck. Jean was not doing any lesser either as he bent over to reach the other side of your neck, his hot breath ruffling and began showering it with kisses.

Grabbing your chin to lift it up, Eren pressed his soft lips on yours tasting the alcohol from your mouth.

"Hey- that's not fair," Jean snatched you from Eren, threw your body on his shoulder and slapped your ass to carry you away. Shortly Eren followed, "Give her back to me!"

Jean made you sit on a bed gently, kissed you lightly on your cheek then went to close the door of the room but Eren busted in right before he could.

"Oh you're not having her all to you, not until I'm still alive," Eren stated.

"Fuck you Eren, I'm not going to let you have her either you know," Jean cursed him.

At this point you didn't know what to say as anticipation filled your being so you just allowed everything happen by itself.

Before Jean could do anything, Eren rushed to you, pulled you in his arms made out with you in front of him to make him jealous which of course worked.

" Jeager!" Jean shouted approaching you both.

Eren's tongue was roaming in all corners of your mouth to explore them, a small moan leaving your throat.

Both guys froze hearing that.

"Eren, move I want to be the one to make her create those cute sounds," Jean pushed Eren to replace his mouth on you.

Jean was more passionate than Eren, probably because of the jealousy he was feeling.

"How about we hear what y/n has to say?" Eren suggested.

"Yeah y/n, make a decision, it's either Eren or me," Jean continued.

"I-, guys trust me I've been thinking about this and honestly speaking, for me it's either both of you or no one. Don't get me wrong you're both equally amazing and handsome so choosing one is just unfair. I love you both but I'm not going to choose one I'm sorry. Moreover, I don't want to fuel the rivalry between you two," looking at the floor you replied. You thought that this would make them feel disappointed but in reality it was the contrary

" Y/n..,"Jean hugged you so did Eren from the back.

" I'm glad you didn't choose to reject one of us, "Eren whispered in your ear.

" Yeah I'm so pleased too, "Jean agreed lifting your chin to kiss the bottom of your neck.

" And don't appogise y/n, you're not at fault here, we are for asking you out because of our competition so let us make up for it, "Eren's voice holding the promise of sex.

His hands unzipped your dress pealing it off you to leave you in your black lace underwear. Both Jean and Eren's face went scarlet red on seeing you in this state.

From the back Eren's big, warm hands reached out to cup your boobs while nibbling on your shoulder. In front Jean knelt down on you to kiss you on your stomach as his hands were caressing your curves.

Taking Eren's face in one hand, you stroked his face with your thumb, the other hand in Jean's hair playing with it.

"Can I?" Jean asked indicating to the removal of your undergarment.

"By all means, do whatever you wish," you gave both consent.

Seizing this opportunity Eren unhooked your bra and let it fall to the ground.

"You're so beautiful y/n," Jean gasped.

Your body chose that moment to shiver.

Not being able to control it anymore Eren lifted you in bridal style dropping you lightly on the bed. Ripping his shirt of his toned body, your eyes were locked on his abbs. Jean lost no time in taking his off too.

You were mesmerised. Those men were built like fantasies, their chest sculptured with the honed muscles of a god.

"Come here."

To your astonishment they obeyed sitting on each of your sides.

"What do you want us to do angel?" Jean asked with such adoration in his eyes.

"Tell us your deepest desires, we will make it a reality," placing his hand over your thighs Eren encouraged you.

"Use me as your plaything."

This one simple request was enough to send them off the edge.

"As you wish m'lady," Jean replied before kneeling in front of you.

More kisses along your neck by Eren while Jean split your legs to bury his face in between. You sucked in a deep breath.

Trailing his tongue on your inner thighs up to your soaked folds, Jean teased you.

Taking your mouth into a fiery kiss, sucking on your lower lip, Eren fondled your boobs. Sticking your tongue out to ask for permission he took it in without a second thought.

"Hmmm ah-," you panted on his mouth as Jean kissed your core, giving it a tender lick. Grabbing your hips to forbid you to move, he inserted his tongue in and out of you while rubbing your clit with his fingers. Pure heaven.

"You like that huh?"

You threw your head back at his words humming a yes, Eren proceeding to move from your neck to your collarbones to mark himself on your skin. A slight pain overcoming with pleasure sent chills down your spine.

"Jeaaann- ah- Ereenn," you screamed their names turning them on more.

Shortly after your stomach clenched as you came on Jean's face.

"You taste so good y/n," he said licking his lips.

"Now's my turn," Eren declared unbuckling his pants topping you.

"You okay with this right?" he asked concernedly caressing your cheek. You nodded and looked over to Jean signaling him to come over your head.

Slowly penetrating his dick into your cunt, you stifled a moan as you were helping Jean take off his trousers, his hardened member sprung free from its trap.

As Eren was thrusting his hips in you moaning your name, you were jerking Jean off with your hand, him panting loudly.

"Y/n go faster please," Jean whined.

Spreading his precum oozing from the tip, your fingers stroked it down the shaft.

"Forgive me for what im about to do y/n," the unbearable thirst pushed Jean to shove his swollen dick into your mouth. You muffled a moan at his action willingly taking it. Moving your wet muscle inside your mouth, you sucked him.

"Fuck y/n you feel so good tightly wrapped around me," Eren breathed picking up speed. Your breath stuck in your lungs, your eyes rolled back.

Two handsome men fucking you senselessly, you couldn't be in any more bliss.

"Good girl," Jean petted your hair as you swallowed every drop of him. Collapsing next to you, he was gradually grasping his breath.

On the other hand, Eren was still going pushing and pulling into you and from you.

"Go ahead, cum for me y/n."

Your legs were practically shaking as you came a second time over him. Realising he was reaching his limit, he pulled out and released his hot fluid on your belly.

Out of breath, he fell onto you as you hugged him. Ruffling Jean's hair you tried to wake him up.

"Jean we have a party remember? now wake up, you don't want people thrashing your house. You too Eren, Mikasa must be worried sick by now with your absence," you advised both only for your words to fall on deaf ears.

Sighing you stayed still to enjoy their warmth a little more.

Just a little more.

End.

Thank you for reading this. :)

[liyueway]

Request!! Could I have some headcannons for what they would do if you woke them up in the middle of the night, saying you cant sleep

( Childe, Zhongli, Hu tao, and Diluc)

tysm for your time ^^

hii tysm for the requests !! bc of you, i probably wouldn’t be active haha

how the genshin characters would react if you woke them up at night !!

content warnings : none, fluff only :)

childe

if you woke up childe and told him that you couldn’t sleep, he’d rush to your aid

childe is a very light sleeper so he’d wake up to literally anything

he would pull you close to him, tucking your head under his chin and wrap his arms around you

he’d either tell you about his interesting stories about the fatui, or sing you to sleep

i feel like he sings to his siblings whenever they couldn’t sleep, so he’d love to sing for you !!

“*psst* childe,” you’d say while tapping his arm. “hmm, what is it babe?” he’d ask with concern lacing his voice. “i can’t sleep.” you’d state out loud to him. he lets out a soft smile and pulls you close to him, his both heat already starting to lull you back to sleep. “hey, wanna hear about that time when i defeated a group of hilichurls using only a rock and a stick?” he’d ask you jokingly. “what the hell childe..” you’d laugh out loud. “hey i found it to be a very interesting experience!” he’d say while rubbing soothing circles onto your skin :)

a/n : why did i write so much for childe i literally don’t like him pls

zhongli

since he is an adepti, he doesn’t need to sleep, but he still does to try to live as closely to humans as possible

i also feel like he would be a light sleeper, but he tries his hardest to tune out any noise

he senses that you can’t fall asleep, so he turns to your side and asks you if there is anything wrong

he understands you very well, so he already knew that there might’ve been something bothering you, so he already got out of bed to make some calming tea for you

he’d wake the both of you up to talk for a while until you fall asleep in his arms :) he then carries you back to bed loll

“is something the matter, love?” zhongli would ask whispering into your ear, causing goosebumps. “no it’s nothing..” you’d say, not wanting to disturb him. “hm, i can tell that something is wrong. are you feeling okay? would you like to talk it out?” you stayed silent, thinking that you would act like you fell asleep so you wouldn’t keep him awake. zhongli didn’t take your silence as a no, instead, he picked you up bridal style and carried you downstairs to the kitchen. he set you down on the couch and started to brew some tea, the lovely aroma started to fill up the kitchen. he brought the tea over to the couch and sat you on his lap. “here, drink this. it’s a very special blend, i hope you enjoy it.” he said softly. you smiled at the kind gesture :)

hu tao

hu tao would make a joke about planning your funeral, but she wouldn’t say it out loud just in case pls

she’d try her best to get you to go back to bed, but tbh, she would prefer just staying up all night with you

she’d pull out energy drinks and snacks and watch shows together >:)

you guys would black the air conditioner and use tons of blankets

definitely make a pillow fort too

“i can’t sleep.” you stated firmly, letting out a puff of air. “hmm would you wanna stay up instead? sleep is overrated anyways!” hu tao said enthusiastically. “i mean sure why not,” you said, on board with the fun idea. hu tao pulled out a drawer filled with snacks you probably shouldn’t eat on the daily, and grabbed tons of pillows and blankets from all over the house. “alright!! let’s find something to watch on the tv!” she said while grabbing the remote and flipping to different channels.

diluc

since diluc is a very busy man, he needs his beauty sleep

he’d try to get you to fall asleep so you’re not grumpy in the mornings either

you guys don’t necessarily cuddle very often early on in the relationship, but later on, he yearns for your touch and closeness

if he found out that you couldn’t fall asleep, he would be concerned and try to do his best to help you fall asleep

i feel like diluc is a heavy sleeper, he also probably sleep talks and snores a bit.. but it’s cute !! haha

“diluc.. i can’t fall asleep,” you whispered. diluc gave some thought as to what he’ll say. he shuffled behind you and hugged you from behind. he took in a deep inhale of your scent, it was his favorite scent in the world, it was your scent :). he lets out a grunt of satisfaction at the feeling of holding you close like this. he never thought that he would find himself getting so close to anybody for a while, but because of you managing to get through his tough exterior, you’re met with a sweet and loving diluc :).

[thefanpov]

Luna(12 years od) who's been captured by one of Joker's men: "So..."

Joker: "Well... Well... Well... isn't Batsy and his minions should be here by know? Oh well I still have bussiness to do, make sure keep an eye on her!" Slamking the door close...

Luna(12 years old) quietly cutting the ropes tied behind her hands: "I'am hungry..."

Joker's Man#1: "Then starve to death!"

Luna(12 years old): "Sheez, you'll starve to since I'll be dying from starveness as you same as well..."

Joker's Man#2: "Kid go to sleep..."

Luna(12 years old) succesfully free her hands to the ropes: "Then give me sleeping pills..."

Joker's Man#3: "My god‐ will you shut up!"

Luna(12 years old): "Okay, well then listen up you all..."

All Joker's Men got the attention...

Luna(12 years old): "This will be my best new game today..." Standing up and throw the chair to Joker's Men as the half of it aim their guns while Luna swift her sharp thin knife: "So as the day of your last life..."

The Batfam littery arrieved outside at Joker's Hideout

Jason(16 years old) (Redhood): "I swear if this clown fucker didn't stop doing this shit, Bruce... I'am so gonna kill him lively infront of you..."

Tim(14 years old) (Red Robin): "Let's just go and finished this..."

Damian(13 years old) (Robin): "T't, Better be... I don't wanna see that looking idiotic-clown who pick random hostagest..."

Bruce(29 years old) (Batman) who is clearly tired: "Were here, let's save the hostage and get home... I'am tired..."

Jason(16 years old) (Redhood): "Heh, don't tell me you dropped Luna's Missing Case..."

Clark(42 years old) (Superman) who arrieved in time: "Bruce never dropped the case—"

Bruce(29 years old) (Batman): "I didn't give up that case, Jason... she's my daughter—" opening the door as he saw who it was..."

Luna(12 years old) splattered in blood: "Ha... haha... looks like I won the game... ha... hah..." Luna stopped laughing as she saw who's standing to the door keeping her signature smile: "Well, well, well... look who arrieved in time... but late as well..." Standing up from the ground, keeping her eyes from the whole group of vigilante heroes: "Looks like you seen a ghost... um... uh... the forth Robin... right?"

Lucid(18 years old) Who slammed the exit door open: "Luna!—"

Luna(12 years old): "Lucid! My sweet medicine~"

Lucid(18 years old) Rush over to Luna and grqb her shoulder to face him as his other hand cupped her face: "Luna... we have to get out of here, Joker planted a bomb inside this whole place..." Whispering infront of her face

Luna(12 years old): "Oh my... that would be his trap to Batman, hmn?"

Lucid(18 years old) Realizing who's watching this whoke scenes: "Oh... am I in a bad timing?"

Luna(12 years old): "No, no, no, no, no, no... ofcourse not... Let's cuddle and... and... watch over the kids... and then... then... give me some of your sweet kisses, hmn?"

Lucid(18 years old) He again realise that her lover is drunk: "How many shot did you take? Who's with you?"

Luna(12 years old): "Two or... Three shots... I'am with Iyan... we... quite fall asleep and I saw angry pomeran carried us out and... then... this... you know... Joker's boys... littery snatched me... I could say..."

Lucid(18 years old): "Okay... tell me more‐ um... we should all get out of here before thiw whole thing explode..." Carrying Luna in a bridal style...

Clark(42 years old): "Okay..." Destroying a wall "We can get out of here..."

Jason(16 years old) (Redhood): "G-Give me her—"

Lucid(18 years old) Who jumped out and land smoothly to the ground and run away from the building: "Come on! Jump!"

Jason(16 years old) (Redhood) who littery jump almost bumping Lucid: "Okay know give me her you psycho!"

Lucid(18 years old): "I ain't giving her to you..." Running asf

Ethan(29 years old) who drived the car and open the back door: "Get the fuck inside before that old hag Gordon spotted me here!"

Lucid(18 years old) who littery jump inside and close the door but Redhood grab Luna's leg and starts pulling out of the car: "Luna!"

Ethan(29 years old) who littery tired and pissed pulling out a gun and pointed at Redhood: "You fucking better let go of her know!—" seeing the building exploded... "Let her the fuck go..."