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gooch-cancer · 7 months ago

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(spoilers in the vid and following text!!) no cuz i totally understood what she meant by this scene cuz like omfg I WENT THRU THE SAME THING!!! i mean the dude wasn't sleeping with my sister but STILL !!!!

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wanderingpages · 1 year ago

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It’s actually so bad she wrote in every book how italians only marry italians but a whole family was blonde and blue eyed like that’s not… possible

And they were described as angels💀

That’s… lol I’ve read fanfic w better representation of the Italian mafia 💀💀

#asks #side bar but one time this guy asked me if I was Italian #bc I have ??italian?? eyebrows????#and I was like huh??#and then he was like #‘u like spaghetti? I know a place I can take u’#then I was like …oh is this flirting??#I like to imagine he’d end up taking me to red lobster lmao ❤️

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fastestanhinga · 2 months ago

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I did salvia and I experienced my body as if it were my first day living in it. I could feel the aches and pains from misuse and old injuries, a tooth in my mouth felt very wrong, and I could feel how dehydrated I was. And I was like, this is terrible, I don't want to live like this. So five minutes later when I sobered up, I got up and made an appointment with the dentist, started drinking much more water every day, and started stretching during my lunch breaks.

So hilariously, salvia changed my life for the better.

#by the way #the tooth needed a root canal #which couldn't be seen by the dentist until I insisted he take x-rays #and then he was like #huh #that is a lot of internal damage

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scramratz · 6 months ago

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#I wanted to hug him but he seemed like the type to grieve by acting like everything’s normal

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bulbabutt · 4 months ago

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nikhilclayton #im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had #sharing it to spread the joy honestly

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girldraki · 7 months ago

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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quasibell353 · 1 year ago

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Reminds me of the time someone asked me what I'd do when ppl stole food after I told them I was setting up a take-what-you-need food forest to feed my community

#it's literally not stealing #when someone gives it to you on purpose #and then he was like #but what if they don't work to contribute #why would they have to work to eat?#imagine thinking #life is a thing you have to earn

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awittylemon · 8 months ago

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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incandescent-creativity · 8 months ago

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

#because I do #like a ‘he would not fucking say that’ but just about like #narration details #writing #writing problems #writer problems

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wormspoodle · 2 months ago

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