we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh
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Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle
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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
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wyd if these three show up at your island and start a podcast
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period dramas? yeah im in them monthly
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I'm so sad that the romance party banter is bugged because some of it is so freaking cute, here's my personal fave
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Becoming an amputee leo truther 80% bc I think he would love being insufferable abt it 🙏🏻
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happy pride month to the all american bitch
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