#made myself chuckle

[silverskye13]

“How much longer are we planning on going?” Welsknight asked. He took a moment to sheathe his sword and wring out his wrists. Tanguish grimaced, a little regretful he was making the knight work so hard. (He didn't have to like Wels to feel guilty about running him ragged.) “I was under the impression we didn't want to be down here all day.”

“How many diamonds were you needing?” Tango prompted, looking over Tanguish's shoulder at the contents of his shulker box.

“Uhm… I'm. I'm not sure,” Tanguish admitted. “I just know it's a lot.”

“What's it for?”

“Jewelry.”

“Ohhh…” Tango’s voice lilted high and mischievous. “You got a lady friend in hels you're not telling me about?”

Tanguish shrugged Tango off of him, “No.”

“Or a guy friend, I'm not judging,” Tango added hastily, hands up placatingly, his grin still dripping mischief. “Maybe even a knight friend?”

Welsknight made an uncomfortable noise. “Tango.”

“What? Maybe your other half’s got game, you don't know.”

“Tango!”

[koolaidashley]

Becoming an amputee leo truther 80% bc I think he would love being insufferable abt it 🙏🏻

[xiadz]

I found an abomination of code I wrote and I clearly knew even then it was bad cause I commented beforehand with //father forgive me for what I'm about to do

[missiletainnyt]

Anytime someone starts a sentence with "Jesus Christ" i imagine the rest of the sentence is a quote.

Jesus Christ thats fucked up

Becomes

Jesus Christ: "That's fucked up"

[freezingsheep]

My, what ginger driving

- me behind someone driving gingerly

[milkymolle]

happy valentine's day 2 murderbot

[mblue-art]

You made Killer such a cute little sad boy omg I am screaming. Please hug him or something, or trap him under a content little kitty idk but he needs it.

I love your art, it's so soft, sweet, warm, and cozy. Like marshmallows in warm hot cocoa <3

awe, ur sweet anon, thank u i appreciate this very much <333

belated cuddles from a kibby and his crush!! for the birthday boy! (napping at the coziest corner at ccino's 😎)

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[starryemeralds]

ad astra per aspera 🌠

[Image description: it is dusk, and Mabel and Ford from Gravity Falls are wearing witch hats and hanging by Bill’s statue in the woods. While holding a puppet of Stanley, she does an impromptu eulogy for Bill, dramatically saying, “Goodbye Cipher, you are dead. Blown up in my Grunkle’s head. Too much power hurt your soul. Reincarnate as a vole. Amen.” Ford laughs in response. End ID.]

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and the pages this is based on!

[bearsandswears]

Childhood encounter AU! BabbyGale got separated from his mom mushroom hunting and rather than stay put he ended up more lost trying to show off his navigation skills, luckily helping people lost in the woods is literally Asena’s whole upbringing.

They’re the same age but Asena is a runt.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

everyone on tumblr @ joe today

[sleepyagent]

Me with 1000ping

Oh forgot to link

@arcanegifs

[sherlockismarvelous9-1-1]

About Abby:

Buck s1 " Her hair is amazing."

Tommy s8 "Amazing hair"

#GreatBoyfreindsThinkAlike

[ouaw-human-au]

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Welcome, welcome! To this magical place of whims of fey, where you might laugh, cry or rage. A place of magic, where dreams take flight, embracing the fey in their realm of light. Illuminating with joy every hour, a mystical show your eyes will devour. With the magic of love blooming like a flower, an answer of the fae you might get allowed. But let's not waste more time and keep the follow, because what's in shadows will make you feel hollow. Let's make the questions with your heart power, for that's what the fae waited Once Upon a Witchlight Hour.

➤ A Once Upon a Witchlight "Human" Alternative Universe by @girzapata6

Come and ask the Krew Lecroux whatever you want!! They're all here and can't escape from my evil raccoon hands >:]

NOTE: Mun is still watching the Series, so be nice with me if I don't understand something or takes me a while to answer, I'm trying to get up to date as faster as I can (Still, I've read like a bunch of Spoilers, but my Anxious ass won't leave me alone anyway---)

NOTE 2 (for context): The Krew are "Human-Like", altough, they're pretty much still living in a Fantasy World, and it's basically the same things that happens in the Canon, but with my silly headcanons and stuff so let's see how much I'll fuck up here lmao

[danieyells]

Ed: did you know that bats have been found to perform oral sex on one another?

PC: i think i read about that. . .I thought that was fruit bats, though?

Ed, getting comfortable between their legs: well I'm certainly not a straight bat.

[goodluckbabeheffron]

just saw my own post from here on instagram #what

[piningpercussionist]

idk why I thought of this cute drawing crossover idea for pride month but fuck it ! and it’s understandable if you can’t do it but pls take care of ya self !

Kim Pine swimming underwater in a blue aquatic doodle background alongside the Bull Shark Pup aka the shark protagonist from the game Maneater and Kim be casually normally petting its snout while sneakily finding it cute as it nuzzles intelligently back with its snout.

and the Bull Shark Pup has cute waterproof lgbt lesbian flag blanket wrapped around its dorsal fin

and be equally nuzzling it’s snout against Ramona Flower while she was scuba diving allowing her to gently feel the bull shark pup’s. damaged scarred dorsal fin and sneakily use a underwater camera to take picture of its cute unknown existence.

Details: the ref images I sent were to help show what Kim Pine and Ramona Flowers wear while underwater and the in game design of the Bull Shark Pup.

Kim Pine be casually holding her breath underwater cause she can and secretly skilled at it. While wearing a green teal style long sleeved zip swimsuit and red diving mask on her face with a snorkel mouthpiece attached to it. and wearing pair of black red diving flippers.

Ramona Flowers would also secretly dye her hair in the Bull Shark Pup’s unique red blue colour pattern after finding out about its existence and it surviving in a public swimming pool due to Kim Pine discovering it first normally.

While Ramona be wearing a black blue short sleeved zip wetsuit diving flippers and diving mask on her face with a scuba tank on her back

while Ramona breaths from the scuba regulator oxygen mouthpiece in her mouth while holding gently onto a underwater waterproof camera.

i still don’t know why I came up with this and sorry for bothering with this cute idea but pls remember to take care of yourself and have safe day or night !🦈🤿🪸🏳️‍🌈🫧🎸

wow you came prepared

Yeah, bit too much detail/elaboration for me to really do- especially given I haven't played or seen much gameplay for Maneater just yet- BUT! I did do some sketches based on/around what you've given me here!

+bonus Scott doodle because that's genuinely how I think he'd react to the hair colors shfkshdkfhe

(And here's just the shark, in case anyone wants it- although I will note that it's blown up to fit the canvas, so sorry if that nerfed the quality.)