#chuckle

[zegalba]

Hideaki Kawashima: 'Chuckle' (2002)

[giantparfait]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price's menacing laugh/chuckle montage.

[homunculuslover]

Uh oh, Uh Oh.~ Arte wasn't pleased with Tilly poking his face with her foot.

Who thought it only takes a wigglin' of the fingers to get a lee begging?~

[funnyposts101]

10 Things Your Cat Would Say If It Could Text You

1. "Hey human, it’s 3 AM. Time to party."

- You’re asleep? Not my problem. I’ve knocked everything off your nightstand and am now running laps around the house. You're welcome for the cardio.

2. "There’s a *tiny* corner of my food bowl where I can see the bottom. I’m basically starving."

- How do you expect me to survive in these conditions? A sliver of bowl is showing. If I perish, it’s on you.

3. "I saw you petting that dog."

- Don’t deny it. I can smell betrayal. I’ll be in my box fort, contemplating how to make your life miserable for at least the next 48 hours.

4. "Why is the human litter box full of water?"

- You splash around in that giant bowl daily. Have you considered just burying it like a normal being? Honestly, your bathroom habits are embarrassing.

5. "Yes, I *did* knock over your favorite plant."

- I’ll do it again. In fact, I’m planning on a 3-part sequel. Stay tuned.

6. "Pet me. No, stop! I didn’t say you could touch me."

- You should really know better than to fall for this one. My belly is a trap. You know the rules.

7. "That bird outside is mocking me. Let me out, and I will show it who’s boss."

- But then let me right back in. I don’t actually *want* to stay outside—there are *bugs* out there. Disgusting.

8. "I noticed you brought home groceries."

- Did you get anything for me? What’s that? Salad? Useless. Knocked over.

9. "I’ve re-arranged your curtains."

- It was a lot of work, but now they’re perfect. You’re welcome.

10. "You may pet me now... for exactly 3.5 seconds. Any longer, and I cannot guarantee your safety.”

Face it: if your cat could text, it would probably just send you a series of blank messages at 2 AM and then look at you like you’re the crazy one for not responding.

[whats-in-a-sentence]

The bicycle still leaned against the wall. Holmes struck a match and held it to the back wheel, and I heard him chuckle as the light fell upon a patched Dunlop tyre.

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[authorbettyadams]

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[lavendermoon48]

you know you've made it on tumblr when your post is screenshotted and reposted on pinterest

[istumpysk]

the real question is whether I can stop myself from putting jonerys in fanfiction

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

thinking about how you never jokingly ship anything- if you ship it you SHIP IT- and how that means when ari and i noticed the SLIGHTEST bit of queer subtext between uncle chuck and professor pickle in archie-

[pointless-letters]

Do you brie-lieve in love at first sight?

[darthschabba]

" Goin' on Down to chuckle fuck city ."

[random-xpressions]

Love is to know what makes her chuckle and do that very often...

Random Xpressions

[elias-acorn]

god I'm thinking abt Geoffrey so bad and what he was like after Hershey's 'death'

hold on. looks at my Google keep. i wrote something abt that

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Sherlock Holmes took the glasses into his hand and examined them with the utmost attention and interest. He held them on his nose, endeavoured to read through them, went to the window and stared up the street with them, looked at them most minutely in the full light of the lamp, and finally, with a chuckle, seated himself at the table and wrote a few lines upon a sheet of paper, which he tossed across to Stanley Hopkins.

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[authorbettyadams]

If a human is deliberately ingesting a non-fatal toxin it can be dangerous to interfere.

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