#and then boom he's big again

[starwalker03]

What would the WMLP cast do if they got sent back in from where they currently are in the fic to their old body 10 minutes before the mission that went bad is set to start.

ooooooooh yes we're on the same mindwave lmao I have in fact had this thought.

all of them absolutely hating their tiny little teenage bodies. appearing in them and being like 'why am I suddenly super self-conscious and uncomfortable? why does everything feel slightly off when I move? why are all my thoughts happening so quickly?' and finally realising they're back in a pubescent body and they're just like 'oh I see, I'm in hell'

all of them trying to take this seriously, arguments on the rise, but they just can't because they're all so tiny and silly looking. especially Dick, who has suddenly lost like, almost three feet worth of height.

Wally's voice cracking every three seconds tho. oh my god.

all of them trying to hold up the ruse with the league for as long as possible because they don't want to tell them, they want to figure this out themselves. except maybe Conner, he kinda wants to just tell the league and let them fix it.

Them getting a mission and everyone being like 'well this will be interesting' and Conner sweating because he really doesn't think they should be going out in the field like this.

In the mind link:

Conner: we gotta tell them

everyone: don't you dare!

Conner: no seriously guys we've got to tell them

Wally, trying to be inconspicuous as he glares at Conner: snitches get stitches

Conner: Wally i could fold you like a pretzel right now. for the love of god can we please just tell them

Kaldur: I'm with Conner on this one

M'Gaan: if all of you don't shut up and keep the act going I will turn your brains to mush now everyone shut up and get in the bioship

oh jeez, M'Gaan seeing the bioship again. my heart.

I think eventually Batman notices Conner being super awkward and sweating anxiously and he's like 'what's going on?'

Artemis: nothing!

Dick, through gritted teeth: everything is great

M'Gaan: yep! all fine!

Conner: *visbly sweats even more*

Dick, in the mindlink: you're waking up with kyrptonite in your bed tomorrow I swear to fuck

Conner: we all time travelled and ended up in our current bodies!

everyone but Kaldur: CONNER YOU LITTLE FUCKING SNITCH

Kaldur, wincing: well that didn't last long

Batman and Black Canary: what

lmao. love it.

[captain-space-kin]

The whole “friendship is dumb” interpretation of Shadow will literally never not be funny to me. Since in his first appearance he was 100% ready and willing to blow up the planet because he thought that’s what his friend wanted. Dude was just going to straight up murder everyone, and you’re going to sit here and tell me he isn’t loyal to a fault. That he wouldn’t drop everything to help out someone he cared about.

Now I do think that he would ACT like he doesn’t care, because he’s dramatic like that. But I can almost guarantee that anytime he tries to pull the “I don’t need friends they disappoint me” card, someone goes “Uh huh, yeah sure, tell that to the fucking moon”.

[noeggets]

Sonic: i ain't believing this

[afterlife-2004]

[sonknuxadow]

its kinda strange to me how people act like movie sonic is a little kid compared to other versions of sonic and have the other sonics like. baby him. in crossover stuff. yeah movie sonic is a little guy hes like 13-14. but most other sonics are 15 so theyre also little guys and theres really not a big age gap here. and they also have friends who are younger than them that they dont treat like that. so idk why they would be acting like movie sonic is a little 5 year old if they ever met him

[hauntingblue]

Toranaga's son is so funny. Failson 🫵🏻

[shot-by-cupid]

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

Randomly got surged with love for my dog, hug your dogs everyone <3

[erikahenningsen]

I love Nikhil Saboo send tweet

[boygirlctommy]

ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.

[oveliagirlhaditright]

*takes a deep breath* Casey Gilly's writing in the Boomverse bothers me so much.

And there's a lot I could get into with that. But mainly it's her obvious obsession with S*pike via the comics she's written so far. And how I feel she Draco in Leather Pants him a lot?

[dirt-str1der]

Saejima has to wear that big coat because i guarantee if he squats or bends over his pants will start sliding down and reveal his asscrack and he knows this thats why he doesnt let it happen

[boromirt]

Growing up, we had these beautiful Abert's Squirrels around. They have these big bushy tails and long tufted ears. Gray fur and white bellies.

My grandparents who raised me loved to watch them out on the porch, they put special birdseed out just for them and would watch them every morning.

My Papa especially loved them. He set up his recliner by the big full windows in the living room so he could watch them and the birds all day while he read the paper and his book. He built he house himself 40 years ago and made sure the entire wall of the living room facing the porch was all windows. It was his and my favorite room in the whole house.

One day, while driving, an Abert's Squirrel darted across the road, too fast for Papa to stop hisnold truck, and he hit it. He slammed on the brakes, but it was too late.

He was devestated. He was a military man all his life. Fought in Vietnam. Before that he was raised in a town so rural that the school was only one room. He was taught men don't show emotions, especially over "trivial" things. Him hitting that squirrel to this day is the closest I've seen to him crying.

My Grandmother is a tiny, gentle, deeply compassionate woman who would set out slices of pear for the wasps to eat. She cried openly. She collected the squirrel with a towel and wrapped it gently, and told Papa she would find a good place to bury it. Maybe in the garden.

But since Papa had tried to stop the truck, the squirrel wound up barely being touched by the impact. It was in almost perfect condition. Still soft and beautiful.

Papa has a few hunting trophies. A pheasant he was particularly proud of is his favorite. Grandma took the squirrel to hid taxidermist in secret and had it made into a piece.

Its a beautiful piece of taxidermy. She had them pose the squirrel on a branch as if it was climbing one of the pines and had stopped to look curiously at you, its head cocked and its fluffy tail up. Its black button eyes are big and dark and look truly alive again.

She gave it to him that Christmas. It's been displayed in our living room ever since, where Papa can see it while he reads, and the squirrel can look out the window with him.

[svbhuman]

FINALLY I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!! thoughts feelings?

i ran out of tags.. continued next post mayb

[skyburger]

very funny to me that kaz is the one to say "they played us like a damn fiddle" considering the plot of every metal gear game is the protagonist getting played like a damn fiddle way more than little old kaz EVER did

[slvttyplum]

suguru sent satoru videos of him fucking you or his dick shoved down your throat.

it was a recurring thing, and suguru knew how badly satoru wanted you, taking about you all day long and being out of his head about you.

so suguru took it upon himself to fuck you… over and over and over again, then send a video each and every time of him doing just that.

the way his hands caressed your body and groped your breast, his big dick siding in and out of you, all while satoru watched on the other side of the screen.

satoru should’ve been red; he should’ve been red in the face. he should’ve fucked suguru up for taking what’s his, but he wasn’t.

instead, it turned him on.

turned him on to watch to get fucked out of your brain by his best friend, your whimpers and moans booming off his phone.

after the fifth time of receiving a video of you getting fucked, satoru would tell suguru to do things and give instructions.

suguru would comply because it was fun—slapping you on your ass repeatedly until you couldn’t sit down, grabbing your hair and fucking your mouth—and a video of you deep-throating him.

these videos compiled more and more, and you knew.

you knew suguru sent dirty videos to satoru and you liked it. you liked having someone watch you and fawn over you.

knowing that he had no access to you but through the video, and satoru got off to them every time.

watching you get slut out sent heat straight to his length and he had no choice but to touch himself.

the feeling of satoru not being able to touch you but be touched by suguru felt… so different yet so good, it turned him on.

suguru will continue to fuck you and send videos and satoru will continue to get off to them, wishing it was him touching you.