#and their flirting

[wolfythewitch]

that one au where patroclus is the champion of elysium

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[fizzierolli]

fizz is SUCH a flirt omg

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

This makes me feral

Not only did SQH suggest being clingy to pull a guy but MBJ suggested violence, specifically hitting him 3 times a day.

They're literally admitting their own methods of flirting, in front on each other, while also being so fucking stupid and riding the miscommunication trope right the way to the end.

I hate them so much.

thinking about how when sqh told lbh that being a pathetic crybaby and helpless will make men be into him and mobei jun was like oh this makes so much sense no wonder i like you its because you're all of those things this must be on purpose to seduce me

i 100 percent think that is what's on his mind

[serpentofdusk]

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

[theartsyhognose]

Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

[vonspe]

rizzed that wizard up by being polite and doing a little bow from Day 1

[witchtaunter]

She thinks that is what flirting is.

[mischievous-thunder]

A few hours later:

Wade might be a little scared of his girl but his jealousy runs deeper

[aerequets]

CRITICAL HIT

[whathehonestfuk]

Some guy Steve and rockstar Eddie

Steve sees Eddie out in public and partially recognizes him, no idea he's famous but in one of those I've definitely seen your face before but he can't get his concussion riddled brain to place where

Eddie meanwhile is bracing himself for either an over eager fan or based on how angry Steve's confused face is for him to start shouting about 'satan worship'

Imagine Eddie's surprise when Steve does finally approach him he simply asks 'do you know Dustin?'

[enimaximus]

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

[sototallynormaliswear]