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tiredofthehumanlife · 11 months ago
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Also totally unrelated has nothing to do with anything but I am fucking foaming at the mouth, clawing the wallpaper, climbing up and sticking to the ceiling like spider man, and eating fucking nails (positive) over Deck the halls (not your partner) im losing my mind I'm actually going insane yesterday I thought it was Tuesday so I was like "statistically part 4 should come out tomorrow" and I was so sad I was like "god life is so hard for me waiting a whole day for another part of a fanfic" and then I opened Tumblr TADA right there first post I see is part 4 the scream I screampt it was crazy
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talisidekick · 2 months ago
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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calocera · 8 months ago
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my pet mold spore
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angelofdumpsterfires · 3 months ago
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presented without comment
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macdenlover · 6 months ago
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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cunning-and-cool · 3 months ago
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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puppyeared · 3 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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koobiie · 7 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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dionysus-complex · 4 months ago
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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go
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roboticnebula · 1 month ago
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Pros of re-reading your own fic
a good time;
Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;
Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;
just a very fun time all around.
Cons of re-reading your own fic:
Is that another TYpO
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nikrei · 6 months ago
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I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:
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Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.
So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:
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demonboyhalo · 6 months ago
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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:
even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body
you don't have to brush your teeth standing up
you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering
you don't have to shower with the lights on
if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath
if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria
eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food
you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it
some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them
kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time
if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are
we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it
if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.
they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!
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theadhdgoblin · 6 months ago
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cannibalchicken · 6 months ago
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