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RIP - Bob Barker has died at the age 99.
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animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
#thank you Real Life for being called that so i could make this joke#and also for giving me the perfect audio for my assignment#if you can spot the third life references in their outfits you are very cool <3#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#mcyt fanart#real life smp#grian#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#animation#sopuuart
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Happy pride
#this is actually a redraw from a while back#i realized there was the perfect toph joke and i squandered my opportunity so i was morally obligated to try again#also the first time people got mad that i said yaoi so heres hoping a 2024 audience will like it more#atla#avatar the last airbender#avatar#aang#katara#zuko#sokka#ty lee#avatar mai#toph#kataang#zukka#mailee
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#fnaf sister location#afton family#I don’t think William loves anyone in a normal way#he isn’t a normal guy#so meeting someone like Clara who is normal#who is well liked who’s successful in her field etc#he would want to have her so it’ll make him more normal as a result#would make the perfect American family#meanwhile on her end she just liked his vibes Pff#HE WAS just weird guy rizz#it’s funny and interesting to consider how they met#and what they actually like about each other#I definitely like explore them more in a more serious way#rn this is more of a joke bit
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that report on Zionists abducting blonde Palestinian children to be "adopted" by Zionists makes me physically shake. I'm an Aboriginal person with extended family who were abducted by the "Australian" government decades ago and put up for "adoption" by whites as part of what is now known as the Stolen Generations. All Aboriginal children, but especially those who were lighter in features, were the target of this genocidal assimilation policy. The colonial legacy of Aboriginal child abduction on my peoples is an intergenerational abyss of cultural loss, the destruction of bloodlines, despair and grief that is still felt by every First Nations person in the country today. To be alive and witness another Indigenous people experience the same destruction by practically the same hand drowns me in anguish. Fuck settler colonial projects. Death to all of them. They're all the fucking same. Land Back for every First Nations peoples living under occupation, from Palestine to so-called Australia.
#rmring the one teacher in hs who joked 'if you had blonde hair and light eyes you'd be a perfect example' when teaching stolen generations#palestine#aboriginal#/
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#girlblogging#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#im going insane#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#tumblr girls#cigarette#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#nympette#nymph3t#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#coquette dollete#coqeutte#just girly things#i just want to be perfect#i wish i was joking#im just a girl#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#girl interupted syndrome#thought daughter#whisper girl#girl log#this is girlhood#this is a girlblog#girl rotting#girly stuff#girl core
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@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this
#Elden Ring#elden ring sote#elden ring dlc#sir ansbach#ansbach#pureblood knight ansbach#Varre#white mask varre#white faced varre#elden ring varre#elden ring ansbach#mohgwyn dynasty#tarnished#tarnished oc#moore elden ring#for a frame lmao#they’re drinking wine#not blood#my three monsters all show these with wildly different colors#so it’s either gonna look nice and earthy#or like dog vomit#I’m hoping for the former#the dynasty drip and embroidery is testing me#I feel bad bc I love Varre so much but he is an excellent punchline#him and his freakiness is just perfect for the butt of a joke#I love him so much#I put my whole artussy into the grass bg#I despise bg so much but I must get better
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David wearing a gorgeously sparkly outfit and black kilt while holding a dog and talking to Michael at the BAFTAs. I cannot...
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#BAFTAs 2024#very very married#this is the gayest thing i have ever seen#and i am here for it#let me live please#they are perfect together your honor#truth disguised as a joke#unbelievable#ineffable lovers
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MY BBG POOKIE PIE!!!
#I’ve seen like 3 posts talking about how the “babygirl-ification” of fiddleford is an issue#and that he needs to be held accountable for his bad actions#so I’m here to tell you that#he has never done anything wrong and will never do anything wrong ever in his life#:))))#IM JOKING#I’m about to ramble in the tags btw#in seriousness I think the people that make Fidds “babygirl” if you will are people who are drawn to the complexities of his character#the people that appreciate the complexities and not ignoring them#maybe I’m just speaking for myself here but I think he’s such an interesting and cool character#the babygirlification happens after that tho but not instead of#except for in my au where he literally doesn’t do anything wrong and is perfect :)#my art#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls
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a little wip for u guys cuz i’m gonna be busy this week <3 (also @bisexuallsokka , you know what this is for)
ft. bonus sketchy panic
#atla#zukka#zuko x sokka#zukka fanart#atla fanart#zuko fanart#now that i see you#now that i see you fanart#wip#art wip#sdhncnjsidcijdscd so everyone neeeds to read this fic btw#that’s not even a rec that’s like#a right of passage#(joke. but seriously THIS FIC IS SOOOO GOOODODSJDSJJDSW)#it’s called ‘now that I see you’ by lesmisrablol on ao3#and it’s perfect#shamelessly promoting your fic till the day I die Jo <3
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silly maid shit, late for the maid hype
#cotl#cult of the lamb#lamb has sleazy lesbian at the end of their rope vibes to me#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#my art#this isnt a real au its sooo crack and only exsists bc of this dumb joke#lambs trying to get expelled so they dont have to quit#i think the maid hype train already died which is why its the perfect time tmfor me to hop on and sit in the wreckage#narilamb#hangs my head and tags this#crack maid au#bc it somehow got more
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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?
It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR
THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.
That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.
The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.
Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#laios touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi meta#again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny#and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings#i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag#so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this#and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way#though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them#in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!
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What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)
It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion
Og post here
#ask reply#I still love this comic#THE backgrounds how both Springtrap and Michael looks??? perfect peak love#I gotta do more jokes around fnaf 3#mostly because I love the setting of Fazbear frights itself!#a fnaf horror attraction in universe is just so cool#phone dude is cool#I love how Michael was probably at Fazbear frights for awhile too#seeing phone dude says ‘welcome back’#and the survival logbook just heavily implies Michael was writing in it during that game#with all the foxy drawings repping Michael and all#ITS JUST overall a cool location with many interesting details#maybe I should draw Hudson and Michael being coworkers sometime#all three phone dude Hudson and Michael being buddies pff#no promises but imagine 🩵🩵 maybe 🩵#shout out to fnaf 3 enjoyers ���
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We have one more Saturday before Christmas hits. And I’m just saying. Smg4 has the funniest opportunity for a Christmas special.
#not to rush any comeback for him or anything#I’m just saying#if they did want to make a parody of a christmas classic#theres the perfect character for that#blinks bigly#hell it could just be a parody#let this play out in his little mind palace#my art#I am not putting more effort than necessary on a joke#I say as I go back and add minor shading#because I am a LIAR and cannot help my perfectionistic tendencies#smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#mr puzzles#smg4 leggy 2.0
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heterosexual doomed yuri
#i'm just joking but i love their vibes#weirdo4weirdo#dungeon meshi spoilers#milsiril#mithrun#what if i hated and resented elf society and all it's values and you were the seemingly perfect embodiment of them#the perfect girl i would never be. and i despised you for it#but then one day i learned that underneath all that you were just as resentful and inadequate and flawed as i was#we had been just the same all along#but it's too late now i guess#dungeon meshi
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