#and the houses!!! the furniture!! food!!!!!

[hollyhomburg]

Before I Leave you (Pt. 79)

(Sneak peek)(Omegaverse au, Mafia au, Bts x Reader)

Summary: It's Hoseok's turn to breed you through your heat, but Namjoon won't let him have it easily.

Tags: Heat sex, knotting, group sex, Sub! m/c, Dom! Namjoon, Sub! Hobi, d/s, threesome, comparing knots, Cumplay, size kink, big dick Namjoon, womb fucking, belly bulge, slight inflation kink, breeding kink, clit torture if you squint, overstimulation, voyeurism, squirting, messiness kink, inspection kink, humiliation kink, implied cuckolding, very brief human furniture, implied puppy play, puppy space Hobi, collars, dominance displays, porn without plot,

W/c: 10.7k

A/n: ahhhhh here it is <3 the second part of last chapter that i split last minute <3 more filth but at least it's hobi filth <3 keep your eyes wide open on the ending! this one is a bit of a cliffhanger <3

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Namjoon leans down, pressing a kiss to your nape. Meanly pressing in further, harder. You are so hot inside, the heat fever tearing through you now that you have a little food in your stomach and more energy to burn. Warm and wet and tight. Your eyes roll back and Hobi can do nothing but watch.

But Namjoon's pace stutters. It's understandable. This is the 5th knot he’s given you in as many hours. It's sometime after mid-morning and it's been probably around 30 hours since he's slept at all. Namjoon's only human. Even the pack alpha can't last forever.

Hoseok's honestly a little surprised that Namjoon hasn't tapped out yet, that his knot isn't ready to fall off.

But Hoseok watches his pace falter and Hoseok's lip lifts. It's an instinct to growl. Namjoon spies it, hackles raising.

Alpha instincts are a peculiar thing.

“You think you could do better?” Namjoon taunts, a little playfully. Arms bulging as he holds himself up, trusting harder into you. Almost in retaliation. Hobi blushes and looks away, successfully chastised.

Hoseok shouldn't be intimidated, Namjoon might be the pack alpha, but Hobi has still seen him put his shoes on the wrong feet before and leave the house- too many times to count.

The growl comes out of his mouth before he thinks better about it.

Namjoon stops moving.

Hobi clamps a hand over his mouth in surprise and the snarl becomes a whine. “Yes! No! Maybe- I think I-.” Hobi hovers unsure, bashful at being caught snarling at the pack alpha. Across the nest Jin lifts his head, woken up by it, hair all fluffy.

Namjoon is not one to let this kind of thing slide especially not during a heat.

Namjoon slides out of you, long and hard and hot. You whimper. You don't like feeling empty. You try to push back on him but are stopped by a hand pressed blank your pussy, Namjoon's fingers brushing your hole, fucked open and messy. Gaping just a little and dripping a pretty spiderweb like strand of cum down onto the nest.

You whine. Loud and grating. Hoseok's instincts make him want to gnash his teeth. It sets him on edge. Across the nest, Yoongi turns, distracted from his task of trying to convince Jungkook to suck on a straw instead of trying to suck on his dick. Alarmed at the sound of your whine and the desperation in it.

“Alright alright, calm down,” Namjoon says, kind of laughing through it, kind of high. Namjoon is the picture of restraint- he's not a knothead. He's not like Hobi. He doesn't snarl and push and fight at another alpha challenging him- No.

Namjoon looks at Hobi, a mean glint in his eye. Namjoon can get a little scary when he's got something to prove, even scarier when he's got a job to do.

Your collar is there by the edge of the nest, taken out when Jimin put on his, black with a golden puppy tag, the twin to Hobi's red one. Your pink one is showing its wear. It's worn at the hole in the buckle, the one that fits you nice and loose. Perfect as a handhold.

Namjoon points and Hobi gets it before he's even registered that he's following a nonverbal order. Flushing as he takes off the bell and then tries to hand it over.

But Namjoon just eyes your throat expectantly.

Making one sub-collar another is- well-

Hobi's hands stutter, shaky with anticipation as he tries to fit it around your throat. It takes him several tries to get it latched properly. Namjoon’s cock twitches as Hobi looks up for his approval. You push into his hands, purring loudly. No longer displeased at not being filled if you can teeth at the scent gland on his wrist.

Namjoon pulls back and away from you. Heavy cock throbbing and pulsing dully. There is a bit of whiteness, leftover cum, that covers Namjoon’s cock. Milky at the tip and pink. your pussy lips are also red and a bit inflamed from the ceaseless friction of his balls flopping forward and hitting where you’re sensitive. namjoon pries you open with two fingers, showing hoseok that you’re already so wet on the inside, full of Yoongi and Jimin's and Tae’s cum not just Namjoon's.

But not Hobi's, not yet. Namjoon should fix that.

Namjoon lets you go and reaches for Hobi's collar and puts it on him with out a word. so deep down in alpha space that even his teasing goes quiet. He tests the give of the collar, pulling hoseok this way and that until he’s satisfied with it. Hoseok whines at being pushed around, tugged almost until he falls over, but he lets Namjoon do it. Obedient.

Namjoon pulls him over to where he sits behind you, almost between your legs.

Namjoon palms blatantly between your legs checking with a dimply smile to make sure Hobi's watching. You mewl. But Namjoon just grins at Hobi. His fingers still hooked in his collar.

You mewl loudly and Namjoon puts his fingers back where you want them. His words summoned at last. "Oh don't be a brat, alpha's right here pup."

Hoseok's cock twitches at being manhandled, especially when Namjoon slides that hand down Hobi's midline, feeling him up and Hoseok lets him. Hoseok would let Namjoon do anything. he doesn't even flinch or growl when Namjoon pushes his thigh apart and pushes down his boxers. Palming his cock, examining him. Wrapping his big hands around it and testing where his knot will form. where it's already half popped. Rubbing at the sensitive skin and slight bulge with talented fingers that have Hobi panting in seconds.

It gives Hobi no small amount of pride that his hand does not cover all of Hobi's cock. He's still sizable. Hoseok's scent fluffs out a little stronger at that.

Namjoon has one hand in you, hooked into your hole to soothe you, and the other wrapped around Hobi's cock. he has both of his pups, right where he wants them. He tugs at Hobi's cock once, twice.

“Show me then, show the pack alpha that you know to breed.”

Coming Saturday December 28th @ 5pm EST (time Zone Adjustments Below)

[three--rings]

Okay some mutual of mine was complaining about their new cat being really hyper and attacking them and clawing them all the time, and I was going to reply and then I had to go work on food and I lost the post and now I don't know who it was.

But here's my advice from having raised like 8 or so kittens.

Most importantly: you have to TEACH cats that their claws and teeth really hurt humans. Cats naturally play fight with each other and it doesn't usually hurt them much because their fur is protective. But we have stupid weak skin that gets hurt easily.

So the way to do this, is anytime your cat uses claws on you, you have to act REALLY HURT. Make loud OW OW OW sounds, act really melodramatically, and cradle the part of your body that they hurt. They will get the message eventually and since they don't actually want to hurt you, will stop using claws or biting hard when playing with you. (Some exceptions apply, like some cats are always going to go for blood if you go for the belly or other places they hate having touched.) Also very small kittens take a while to learn this, as sometimes they just be bitey and sharp for a while.

Secondly, obviously if you have a high energy kitten alone in the house, the best entertainment they can have is a second kitten. Which is why sometimes adopting a single adult cat is better. But that's not always a viable option.

I've tried a bunch of automatic electronic toys when my cats were younger and more high energy, but most of them would get boring to them after a while. I'd say the best was the automatic laser pointer.

But the toys that have entertained for the longest are the springs. These guys, or similar. Literally the best cat toys ever. They last forever, too, provided you clean out under and behind furniture every once in a while. Also good for cats who like to play fetch.

Finally, be cautious about the popular fleece strip on a wand toy, the cat dancer. I have a cat who likes to swallow string and stuff (had to have surgery once) and he immediately began swallowing that thing. Bit a piece right off in a few seconds. I've heard the same from others too, so beware!

[therandomercat]

The adventures of Jellie! Pt 1

Once upon a time there was a cat. Her name was Jellie, and she lived on hermitcraft season 10 with her friend Scar, who was a vex hybrid. Scar had many friends, and of course Jellie was friends with all of them. Jellie lived a very happy life

Her mornings were routine, but that didn't mean that they weren't fun! Jellie especially enjoyed walking all over Scar in the mornings to wake him up and his subsequent groans of "Jellie! Really?" Before getting up to open up a can of gourmet cat food. Only the best for Scar's best friend. Scar would then enjoy breakfast with Jellie, one of them eating cat food and the other eating pancakes with edible glitter and a heaping pile of whipped cream with frozen themed sprinkles on top.

After eating breakfast together, Scar and Jellie would spend at least one hour of mandatory cuddle time. Mandatory cuddle time meaning that Jellie would sit in Scar's lap until she got pet. Then Scar would go off into the wilderness to either cause mischief with his friends or get wild animals for his zoo, leaving Jellie in charge. Now usually, Jellie would gleefully slink around the house, knocking over vases Scar had collected, scratching up furniture, and stretching on Scar's comfy couches, but today, today Jellie would be doing something different. She was going to visit all of Scar's friends on the Hermitcraft server. First, Jellie was going to visit...

[shararan]

If i wasn't so bad at watching any series I'd try picking up vinland saga again cause i swear its the only good viking fiction out there

[lostsozai]

[arthursfuckinghat]

Lakay - Bayou Nwa

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

gojo is soooo husband coded and geto is so wife coded but geto is a Husband and gojo is a Wife…… you wouldn’t get it

[shoechoe]

diavolo is a difficult character to work with in general when it comes to fanon (particularly mixing/matching him with other characters). even i have trouble really imagining it beyond shitposts and like... random death loop scenarios. not much you can do with a character whose main thing is "avoids everyone" while keeping it from feeling off in some way

[thefigureresource]

SSR Figure Su Jiu : Bunny ver [Yi Ren Guan - House of Unhumans] 1/7 scale from Infinity Studio coming July 2024.

[icewindandboringhorror]

If you became super rich and could design your own house, but could only add THREE unnecessary/random/expensive home additions (like how people will have bowling alleys, movie theatres, closets with museums of shoes, car display rooms, spa rooms, wine cellars, etc. in their mansions) - what three would you choose?

[trollstims]

Hobbit house

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[assortedvillainvault]

Dreamlight valley hack 101

Instead of playing the game as it is actually intended - farming, cooking, crafting etc - instead employ the get rich quick methodology!

Strip every biome of every resource available one by one and sell all of it at goofy's stalls.

I'm talking mining, foraging, flowers, wood, literally everything that respawns. Just. Grab everything and sell. Tens of thousands of coins in a day. No time wasted watering rice.

Sure, takes a few trips and needs an empty backpack, but the coinage lets me unlock several upgrades and houses every time I log in - so who's laughing now, capitalist duck man.

[indiegame]

depression cancelled i cleaned up a small part of my room and also my bag

[thethingything]

our mum just told me about a woman who decided not to buy a fossil from her because "it's bad feng shui to have dead things in your house" and apparently our mum had to hold back from asking a load of questions but god I need to be able to talk to this woman and understand how she perceives the world because apparently she had a leather purse and was totally fine buying bamboo furniture and like... that's dead stuff? is it just a specific category? is it only dead animals? does it specifically have to recognisably be that creature? is there an amount of processing or modification that makes something no longer a dead thing? there has to be some kind of hidden rule or limit here and I need to know what it is

[irawhiti]

[rainysaturdayafternoon]

so what do you do when you feel like it’s 130° celsius every where you go no matter what you do