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@welcometorealiti I’m going to be throwing bricks at people. Because throwing bricks at people are fun. What do you want to do?
no infighting this pride we need to be sucking and fucking each other
#and the homophobics can be the cops#and the heterosexuals can watch it go on#and the ally’s can cheer everyone on#anyway I’m going to be throwing bricks at people
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seeing ppl on twitter’s takes about snowgrave kriselle makes me want to kill myself oh my godddd “its toxic” “regular kriselle better bc its healthier” DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE THEM MUSHY KISS AND BE LOVEY DOVEY AND HUG EACH OTHER??? NO!!! the APPEAL is that adding romantic connotations to their snowgrave relationship (which mind you very much already exists in canon) allow their relationship to become so much more interesting. do i think they’ll become truly endgame canon? do i think they’re in love with each other??? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! AND I DONT WANT THEM TO!!! the POINT is that it’s supposed to be dark and interesting and exploratory of their characters in relation to the deconstruction of autonomy in video games through gender roles and principles of knighthood and the idea of the “damsel in distress”. not to mention that “shipping” regular kriselle and snowgrave kriselle isnt mutually exclusive either. in fact i think understanding both allows you to analyse their relationship much more fully and deeply than without considering the other side. and besides, isnt the fucking point of shipping to explore character relationships??? why would you want to Ignore nuance and depth rather than focus on it???? are you unable to handle anything deeper or darker than like fucking cocomelon??? if you hate character analysis and dark themes in relationships you can head on back there or smth idfk oh my lord i cant fucking TAKE IT ANYMORE
#snowgrave#kriselle#rant#deltarune#this probably comes off as harsh lol#i was going to add its alright if you find snowgrave kriselle uncomfortable for personal reasons#but like sincerely if youre in the utdr fandom and you’ve seen the fucking geno route then i think you can handle this#and not only that but i feel like nowadays fandoms are purposefully trying to get away from darker subject matter and themes#while in the process airbrushing nuance and details in favour of shoving characters into tropes and boxes#all in the name of ‘person comfort’ and ‘preference’#and while i cant control what other people do or ship or whatever#i do think its a sign that we’re leaning far more into anti-intellectualism these days#and people are just completely unwilling to engage with things outside their comfort zone#its okay to have preferences! its fine if you think kriselle is bad!#but like if your only reasoning is that its unhealthy and toxic then idfk what to tell you man#please play/watch/read better media#relationships in media can be toxic and unhealthy and portrayed without romanticisation#kriselle is very much so!#my ideal version of them is that neither of them have feelings for each other at all#neither does the player have any for noelle#the romantic/marriage connotations are there as metaphor for the stripping of autonomy through a forced heterosexual lens#however if they somehow form some fucked up forced conditioning traumabond feelings for each other along the way which fucks things up even#more… now THATS fucking interesting#really gets you questioning the lines between the decisions you make and the ones they make of their own volition#suselle completely endgame though#i just like analysing kriselle more LOL
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Live blogging: Hannibal - S2 E10
Wtf?!?
#thoughts#live blogging#Hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal lecter#wtf is going on#there’s gay and then there’s whatever will graham and hannibal lecter have going on#the hand washing scene is not heterosexual in the slightest#talking about intimacy as he cleans his wounds. Hannibal I know what you are#Freddie was a dodgy human being but SHE DESERVED BETTER#and alanna bloom has been dickmitzed so bad like girl if one of your patients came to you telling you your own story you’d tell them to RUN#hugh dancy#Hugh dancy can still get it though#need to see him sweaty and covered in blood it’s good for my soul#and the sex scene…. 👀👀👀 Will Graham I know what you are#first time watch
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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WayV - Go Higher
[24.09.24]
#yeah so that shot in the second gif made me basically yell out loud#you can ask rachael we watched this together over voice chat and she heard me#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#what are they even doing with that apple#but also why are they like this#i had to increase the frame length on these SO MUCH to get them to not look too fast and jerky#go higher#wayv go higher#wayv#nct wayv#nct#ten#ten lee#ten chittaphon#chittaphon leechaiyapornkul#nct ten#wayv ten#xiaojun#xiao dejun#nct xiaojun#wayv xiaojun#mia gifs wayv things#mia gifs kpop things#mia gifs things
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ah yes, the "faith takes buffy out so she can let loose and do their sexy vampire slaying (canonically makes them "hungry and horny") and breaks her out of class via the window by drawing a little heart on it with an arrow through it" episode
#and then it ends badly ofc but for a blissful moment those two were going to have a lot of fun#and by that i mean smooches#i know willow is the character who later on discovers she's queer#but buffy is not a heterosexual lady and neither is faith#and they were into each other in a way that they couldn't categorise#they have that *we'll always be around each other in a way that no one else can be*#faith lehane#buffy summers#im watching btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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ugh the framing of nanako and Rei in the review mirror is soooo delicious…. Also good on oniisama e and Ladybird for capturing the teenage urge to throw yourself out of a moving car
#oniisama e#grace watches oniisama e#if I am being crazy I can go the Utena movie route and say#that Rei jumping out of the car/nanako/forward progress and healing demonstrates an inability to deal with the future#a future that would dissolve her from her toxic bond with Fukiko and therefore her sense of self#she denies forward motion in all respects and I literally have to hand it to her#bc in this world it’s either queer negativity or a heterosexual future#but also I think that is an actual post with analysis for later#and she is just being dramatic here LMAO
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i cant believe there are people who watch 911 who dont think that eddie is gay/is going to come out inevitably.
#like i fear you are watching the show blind idk#idk but calling him a “canonically straight man” is so strange esp after rg basically said he was ambiguous 😭#as if he didnt say hes glad ppl can project their identities onto him LIKEEE#“BUT BUT BUT...HE SAID EDDIE WAS HETEROSEXUAL!!!” heres an idea#maybe we consider that actors cant spoil major plotpoints!!#ALSOOOO calling him canonically straight is intentionally ignoring the narrative bc they never explicitly call him straight in canon#(as far as i am aware ig)#and like there were SEVERAL SEPARATE OCCASIONS in which they were going to write eddies coming out arc so its kinda obvious where its headed#idk#911 abc#eddie diaz
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Uh. Medias I like. Kind of somewhat. We’re going with loose definitions here but basically here are some medias and you’re allowed to go bother me with questions about them. Idk.
Shows:
Sighs deeply
- Monkey Wrench
- Murder Drones
- The Amazing Digital Circus
- waiting for The Gaslight District and Knights of Guinevere
- The Owl House
- Good Omens
- Our Flag Means Death
Movies:
- Nimona (the movie version)
- The Wild Robot
- SECRET OF KELLS
- pretty much anything made by Studio Ghibli, but some favourites are Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, and Nausicaa of the Winds
Not much else because I actually don’t like movies that much. There are movies I enjoyed but none of them spark any sort of brainrot or inspiration.
Books:
- Skulduggery Pleasant (of course)
- Iron Widow trilogy
- Sunbearer Trials trilogy
- Hell Followed With Us
- Nimona (the book version)
- Monstress
- used to be into Wings of Fire, read up to book fourteen I think? Lost track
- probably more, I am an avid book enjoyer
Games:
- Sky: Children of the Light
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Ultrakill
- Cult of the Lamb (have never played, would like to at some point)
- Mouthwashing
- hey have I mentioned Dungeons and Dra-
#can you tell I hate watching things on streaming services#can you tell that like 80% of the stuff I watch is indie#yes I have watched HB. tapered off some months back bc I massively disliked the writing direction#anyways uh. have I ever mentioned monkey wrench#go watch it. it’s good#I have said this a million times#it is also on YouTube#I will continue to be annoying about monkey wrench#ALSO. yes I have listened to epic the musical#I have the fucking. queer internet teen set of interests don’t I#anyways ya I’m good to ramble about any of these. at any time#trying to not maintag anything this is just me rambling#I enjoy media#ARE THERE HETEROSEXUAL INDIE SHOW ENJOYERS. I DO NOT KNOW#hmm not gonna talk about my music taste bc it’s weird#I blame my father for my music taste#being awkward because I am in a perpetual state of expecting to be bullied for my interests lmao
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is that picture of notkhan kithing cropped or something.... people need ro SEE.....
yeap i mentioned in the tags it was cropped because it looked funnier. full thing is this
do you think love can bloom. even [in] a [plagued town in which children endlessly replicate the pains of adults]
#layer with dandy and the other kids (on the <- left side) turned off bc they're not like. done lol#as per that one anon... do you think love can bloom. even between a ouppy boy and a kity boy. many such questions#khotkin#notkhan#wanted to replicate the deeply cringefail smooch stephanie & phil (sorry for reference to heterosexuality) had in saddle club season 1 ep26#if you've watched the saddle club you know and if you don't well. you go watch it#I'M going back to my trip planning nobody disturb me#ring ring (answers)#anonymous#fyuck my tags#notkin pathologic#khan kain#pathologic 2#ok. (solemnly) goodbye
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showing my dad good omens 2 and during the scene where maggie bursts into tears and tells aziraphale that shes in love with nina but thinks nina hates her, my dad went “oh no :(” and I was like “what?” and he said “well, doesn’t aziraphale have a thing for maggie?” and I. you guys I couldn’t help myself. I guffawed
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#(I guess?)#I love my dad but my Fucking god he’s the most obtusely heterosexual person I know lmfaooooo#like I know it’s been awhile since he watched season 1 but HOW did az and crowley’s chemistry#completely fly over his head????#and like I’m sorry but how did he watch any of their preceding s2 scenes without picking up on the mega gay vibes???#like. crowley knowing all of az’s moods well enough to discern his tone from a phone call#the coffee shop convo about the naked man etc#all their little looks and smiles#THE NEBULA SCENE WHERE AZ THINKS CROWLEY CALLED HIM GORGEOUS?????#(or was it beautiful? can’t remember but u get it.)#their lack of personal space#I could go on#like if one of them was a woman my dad would’ve picked up on it so fast! he loves rom coms!#anyways it was so funny I almost spoiled the whole season out of indignation#like how can you watch aziraphale and think that man is straight I’m sorry but that’s so fucking funny
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Haven't been able to watch too much naruto recently. Been watching Maybe an episode a day ish. I just finished ep 419 tho and WHAT an episode to have ahead of me for grand number 420. Can't watch it rn tho bc I need to sleep and also I'm too tired to give it the full attention that I want to. Bc when I watch it, I will be embracing !!!!THE!!!! legendary Guy vs Madara fight in its FULL FORM!!!!!!
So exciting. God they're laying some major death flags lol, between the flashbacks stuff and the gate of death and well the saying he's gonna die 😂😂😂 I know he does survive it tho. But I'm also embracing this part with the Possibility of him dying. Bc that's what the others are reacting to too. And I wanna experience the full depth of emotion....
Excited for watching this next episode!!! It just cannot be right now.
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#some wild shit going on in general. naruto is still not up yet. he's been 'dying' for like almost 30 episodes now.#granted 20 of them were filler lol but still!!!#actually can i just say. genuinely fucking WILD what all Sakura's doing to try to keep him alive.#mouth to mouth is fairly normal (though the me that started reading fanfic in the first place for naruto/sakura went !!!!! at that)#but. the. literally cutting open the side of his chest so she can Reach Inside and pump his heart with her OWN HAND???#just IN HIS CHEST??? HER HAND??? AROUND HIS HEART????? and they DONT end up together?!?!?!?#like i mean obviously naruto & sasuke have a thing but like with kishimoto doing final heterosexual pairings#it's just wild to me that Naruto ends up with Hinata who he has BARELY any development with#instead of Sakura who is like. his bestie also she put her LITERAL HAND IN HIS CHEST TO PUMP HIS BLOOD WITH HER BARE HAND#im genuinely still kinda losing my mind at that. naruto show off the shits!!!!!!#also kind of funny tho. if i remember right she just cuts into. the side? of his chest? like. the ribcage area???#in which case to reach inside to his Heart she'd have to like. cut his ribs. entirely. and then dislodge them to reach inside.#which like theyve got weird ninja magic they can heal shit also naruto's an extra special case anyways.#but still. i have to wonder whether any of them have like. actual human anatomy hdkshfksh#considering how non fatal being stabbed in the chest is in this show. UNLESS it's for plot development. 🙄🙄🙄#but yeah if 12 year old me saw sakura literally grabbing naruto's heart in his chest to pump his blood. i wouldve lost my God Damn Mind.#im still kinda losing my mind. it's so fucking *intimate* it's like. Bonkers.#and naruto is ENTIRELY unaware!!!!! and i very much doubt she'll fill him in. alas.#anywyas i need to go to bed but. yes 👍 naruto 👍
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Okay so O'Neill is literally on the brink of dropping dead from overwork/malnourishment (he's been doing slave labor in a mine for like the past week) meanwhile Daniel is well fed and flying on sarcophagus juice and yet he's still the one gasping weakly in this scene...what the fuck man....someone explain this to me genuinely
#im also obsessed with later in the episode when hes turning in his resignation and asking hammond if he can go back to the planet#and oneill goes request deniiiiiiied 🙄🙄 and daniel goes I WASNT ASKING YOU 👿👿#lol. im normal. don't look at me im normal#stargate sg1#stargate liveblog#okay not live live i watched this episode like a week ago BUT IM STILL THINKNG ABOUT IT#do they have a ship name? shut up i dont actually even wanna know#i dont even ship them man theyre like... heterosexual life partners#oneill and tealc though??? 😏😏😏😏#😏
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saw some bullshit today so i dared myself to list every male-male non-romantic relationship (that i know of) in league
disclaimer i have not read all of runeterra lore so half of this is osmosis
Braum - Yasuo (RK rest point convos)
Braum - Pyke (RK, "you could never be on the list")
Darius - Draven (they're brothers)
J4 - Xin Zhao
J4 - Garen (shared a couple scenes in Lux comic + most of their screentime in Mageseeker was the two of them sulking about their loved ones being magic)
Master Yi - Wukong
Braum - Maokai (RK, maokai gives braum a cure for his people)
Nasus - Renekton (they're brothers pt 2)
Rengar - Graves (graves keeps referring to rengar as "my buddy rango")
Thresh - Viego (thresh 'helped' viego revive his wife, and also it's impossible to ship viego with anyone because he will not stop simping over said wife)
Vladimir - Viego (i'm pretty sure they're related?)
Warwick - Singed (listen i love monsterfucker singed as much as the next fella but in terms of canon singed remorselessly ruined ww's life lmfao)
Yone - Yasuo (they're brothers pt 3)
Xerath - Azir (although i personally think there's estranged mlm potential there so ymmv)
Heimerdinger - Ziggs (jinx comic + hextech mayhem, they've worked together)
Singed - Heimerdinger (Arcane, "love and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress, it's why i parted ways with heimerdinger")
Nasus - Azir (i'm like 80% sure they're on speaking terms)
Shen - Zed (so i've heard, but i've also heard they could be read as exes so ymmv)
eighteen. now. actual 1000% confirmed mlm ships
Twisted Fate - Graves (you literally just need to read everything on their respective universe pages, even before Bombolini they were canon as fuck)
ships that COULD be
Udyr - Lee Sin (udyr voice lines)
Viktor - Jayce (bios + parallel short stories + Arcane)
Ekko - Ezreal (pulsefire short story)
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now isn't that interesting.
#aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit??#league of legends#heterosexuals stop being so fragile challenge (impossible)#i only put singerdinger in the non-romantic list bec i know my biases but in my heart theyre in the last list together w vikjayce#guys watch this (homosexuals your mains out of spite)#this is a sylas situation. if yall hadnt made such a bad environment for gays the gays wouldnt be gaying everything so much#(as if the gays werent just asking for a basic decent share in the first place)#god i hate when straight people give their opinions on gay things dont you love when they decide they have authority over everything#arcane#ruined king#sentinels of light#pulsefire#as an aside i think it's super disingenuous when people say 'i think this about straight romance too' because#if you did then you can take that angle instead???#like do you know what it looks like when you start expressing your distaste w the gay romance first??#homophobic. it makes you look homophobic. fuck off
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as someone who isnt like. huge on d3stiel. i will say it is interesting going through and seeing all the 'big d3stiel' moments in context and some of them are very 'yeah, i get that' and othes are '...you have to purposely take this extremely far out of context and then spin it around in a circle to interpret it the way you did'
#and no no no im not one of those ppl thats like I Cant Believe They Made My Perfect Heterosexual Men Gay OBVIOUSLY#castiel is gay and dean idk. i lean between whether i think hes bi or not but thats msotly becausei havent watched this show in forever#so hes probably bi#but like. man. so many things that i remember being like The Big Moments are just not#like when dean and anna kiss and cas looks away i remember that being read as jealously but to me its very clearly like#hes doubting his orders because he doesnt want to hurt them and seeing them express sadness like that makes it harder for him to take her#i guess it can be read as jealously but that feels so shallow to me and like its purposely misunderstanding the point of it#the main arc castiel goes through in s4 is not falling in love with dean its realizing the angels are wrong#and this happens Through his bond with dean and sam and all of their friends#sorry i should never have rewatched this show all i do is have unpopular opinions about it Tbh .#Sometimes i am just A Little Sad that various character arcs cas and dean go through is just reduced to 'x is jealous and x is pining and'#when like. yeah obviously feelings are there but Thats Not The Only Thing Happening To These Characters They Exist Outside of That Bubble#simon says
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ME WHEN THEY DON'T MISGENDER FRANÇOIS IN THE SUBTITLES 🥰😳💞✨💖😍🤩🔥💯💘🫂🤝
#dr stone s3 came out and they are my beloveds so I'm watching the anime instead of working#FRANÇOIS OUR NONBINARY GENDER-NEUTRAL-WORD-FOR-KING/QUEEN#I love them SO MUCH#i think it's great how dr stone has so much lgbtq rep but it's like just implied but not shoved in your face#ryusui is very much implied to be pansexual#senku is heavily implied to be ace#francois is 100% nonbinary#and NO ONE can convince me that whatever Xeno and Stanley have going on is heterosexual#I love the dcst cast a normal amount#there are exceptions however i love most of them a very normal amount#dr stone#dcst
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