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Trying to remember that I can enjoy things, even if other people didn't like it.
Reading YouTube comments on Sonic Prime stuff was a bad idea. Got me feeling stupid for liking my silly crazy boys :(( Was the show flawed? I mean, yeah. Almost fundamentally. But still, it made me laugh and smile and kick my feet! It made me feel like a kid again, and y'know what? That's enough for me.
It ABSOLUTELY had its share of cringe moments, but for everything that Prime was, second-hand embarrassment and all, I was BEAMING. I can understand (and agree) with a lot of the backlash without shitting on it entirely. I can nod along with fuming fans while cheering for my favorite goofballs. I can appreciate the beautiful animation, the composition, and the sheer AMBITION of such a massive and dramatic project. The humor, the expressions, the fluidity of some of those fight scenes..MAN.
I will always adore Prime, awful pacing or not, and that isn't because I'm blind to the mistakes throughout its run. It's because I love the blue blur enough to see past the hiccups. That's my funny little guy, after all. So fuck it.
I love my little show :))
#seldomspeaks#Sonic Prime#sonic the hedgehog#I know I know- characterization this..writing that..but dude- and hear me out-#🦔#Character designs were mostly PEAK and I will hear no slander there#DREAD??? THORN?? Don't even get me STARTED#I will say that Nine deserved better AND worse than he got. Whole arc was rushed and weird#and the ending? wtf LMAO#But I don't CARE :)) Those are my little guys god damn it#And hey- that's what fandoms are for! Fix whatever your heart desires :))
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im gnawing at puppy!satoru.... like pookie.... i didnt know I'd be obsessed with that.......... IM DESPERTLY WAITING FOR PUPPY!SATORU 😭 😭 😭
18+ mdni; gn!reader
puppy!satoru, who sits in front of your bed with the biggest and prettiest wide-eyes. tears pool in the corners of them, wetting his angelic eyelashes in the most beautiful way. a pretty baby blue collar hangs from his neck – it's tied to one of your desk's legs and it's the only thing that's keeping him from lunging at you. whimpers fall from his wet lips and drool dribbles down his chin; his tongue hangs from his mouth as he pants in desperation. he wants to taste, he wants to touch – but he's being punished right now.
he has been a bad pup.
a muzzle rests on his face, the straps sink into his soft flushed cheeks and you can already see the faint red marks that they're leaving on his perfect skin. you almost feel bad. almost. his hands are tied behind his back and he's completely at your mercy.
sitting down on his knees, he slightly bounces up and down on his legs just to get some relief. his tail thumps against the floor so hard that you can hear it. his fuzzy ears are bent back and he looks oh, so cute like this. they flop a little every time he raises his hips from the ground and you coo at him.
the sudden murmur makes them perk up again, his eyes growing even bigger than before. please, please, please. you grin at him from your place on your shared bed.
the thing he desires the most, the heaven that sits right between your legs, your soft thighs – it's exactly at his eye-level. this is pure torture.
he watches you touch yourself, play with yourself with slow movements; he can see the slick glistening on your sensitive skin and he'd do anything to lick you clean. he just wants to make you feel good! white tufts of hair fall in front of his eyes; they're starting to cling to his forehead from the way he's sweating. it's too hot in the room - he's not even wearing anything other than he stupid collar!
his rock hard cock bobs in the air, his balls twitching every time it hits his own lower belly. there's pre-cum smeared all over his happy trail and he's making such a big mess even without your help. your dirty pup...
another pretty little mewl tumbles from his swollen lips and he tugs harshly at his leash, but winces when it doesn't let up. a soft gasp followed by loud panting, his tail smacks against the floor. c'mon, he's being so good. he's so good for you. please, just let him taste you.
"does puppy wanna play, hm?"
his eyes roll back into his head at your sultry voice and he's nodding his head so strongly that he starts to feel a little dizzy. the collar around his neck only seems to be getting tighter and tighter, his airways getting blocked by his suffocating desire. a glob of pre-cum spills from his slit and it slides down the side of his shaft. he feels it. he imagines you wiping it off with your finger, with your mouth. he's so fucking hard.
his eyes are glued to your center – his least meal, his only solution to his unquenchable thirst. he wants to bury his nose into your crotch, he wants to breathe you in, he wants you to be the only thing on his mind.
(as if you aren't just that already.)
more. he needs more.
the silk ropes around his wrist dig into him, and even those just seem to be getting tighter by the second. he can't stop moving around, he can't sit still – he's the one that's making it worse. it hurts.
he likes it.
satoru's glassy eyes follow your free hand as it trails all over your thigh and your stomach and he can't surpress the saddest little whine that crawls up his throat. your lips stretch into a wide grin while raising your hand to play with your nipple. your other hand stays playing with yourself, filling the room with the slick delicious sounds.
you watch him lick his lips, you watch him pant, you watch him yank at the collar again – he's like a magnet, drawn to you always and forever.
he humps the air and a tear falls from the corner of his eye.
"aww... you crying, puppy?" voice far from sincere, his cock twitches. your teeth sink into your lower lip and your eyebrows furrow in a fake, mocking expression. "oh, you poor thing..."
his sharp fangs glimmer in the low lights of the room. "please..."
his tail swishes behind him, he can't help himself. he has no control over his own body.
"please what, baby?"
"taste, please, can i have a taste?"
you laugh at his neediness and you hear the little metal parts of his collar cling together. he's getting impatient now. "i don't know... can you?"
pushing yourself off your back, you crawl over to your pup. he's sitting so pretty, harboring a big aching mess between his legs. you reward him with another teasing coo as you situate yourself on the edge of the bed �� close enough for him to drown in your scent but far enough to shed another miserable tear.
his eyes fall shut as he lets you properly fill his nostrils, all of his senses. a shiver runs down his spine when he feels your fingers on the side of his face and his pretty blues snap open in an instant. he's staring up at you – hungry and eager to please, ready to take whatever you'll give him—
—ready to give whatever you'll take.
you push his head back a little, tilting his head so he's getting a good look at you. in this position, you tower over him so easily and he feels like putty in your hands. combing through his hair, you scratch right behind his ear and watch him lean into your touch with hearts in your eyes.
but then you tug on his white strands, intoxicated by the smallest sounds that keep falling from him. forcing him to keep his gaze on you, you widen your legs in front of him. it's so, so hard for him to obey you, to be good, when it's right there. his lip wobbles behind the restriction and another quiet plea echoes the room.
"are you gonna behave, puppy?"
"yes." the speed at which he answers is almost ridiculous, but you can't tease him for it. not when your own stomach fills with butterflies aswell. you want him just as much.
loosing the grip in his hair, you let him slowly sink toward your center; he keeps his eyes on you, not daring to look away for even a second. the scent is so strong now, his balls twitch as pre-cum dribbles down them. just another inch, just a little more. he's right there. right fucking there.
the muzzle barely bumps against your crotch and eyes fall shut with a dramatic sigh. his ears flop down so fucking cutely; he's literally a breath away but the damn thing is in his way, it's ruining him, it's killing him. and to add to that, it seems like the collar is just about an inch too short aswell because there's a big vein running on the side of his neck – a clear sign of him not getting enough air.
but he doesn't pull away. his tail thumps, it never stopped. he bounces on his heel and tilts his head to meet your gaze again. he rests his cheek on against your thigh and you take the second to admire the mess he's made already. his skin is all flushed, from his chest and up to the tips of his ears; red markings peek from behind the straps of the muzzle – the contrast between those and his marble skin is just exceptional.
drool trickles through the miniature cage and straight down onto your thigh but you don't mind. he looks absolutely fucked out like this. you allow yourself to card through his hair again, unable to keep your hands off of him for more than two minutes and he hums at your soft touch.
"such a cute, pup, hm?"
you cradle his jaw as best as you can and hold his face to yours again before leaning down and pressing a kiss onto the muzzle, just above where his nose would be. and then another to the side of the thing. he squirms in your hold, overwhelmed by your sudden touches. he feels like he's going to melt into a puddle when you press the next one to his jaw.
he can smell your arousal. it's... so fucking good. he hums as he tries to nuzzle further into you. all he can think about is filling you up and giving you his knot. c'mon, he's been so, soooo good... he deserves it, right?
you will let him breed you, right? you're gonna let him have a taste? gonna let him pump you full? gonna let him give you his knot?
right?
+ @staryukis & @ohimsummer hiiiiiiii guuuyss.... puppyboy!satoru on my mind so i just had to tag you two too hehehehe:333
#super not proofread again i'm sorry this just popped into my head and i knew i had to get it out#the magnet reference is for u logan my dear#lmao#I LOVE BLUE BALLLSSSSS#YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#so fun to end stuff like this ngl#hehehhehehee#puppy!gojo#angel boy#wtf mickey can write#gojo#gojo smut#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#tw hybrids
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i feel the need--the need for speed!
#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#nick goose bradshaw#top gun goose#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#nick bradshaw#this is NOT military propaganda i PROMISE#i ended up liking these movies way more than i thought so bear with me but know i'm not drawing these like#oh huzzah us military because i am NOT :)#we watched the first top gun and i went into it with the only thing i knew was that goose died and if i hadnt known that spoiler i wouldve#been DEVASTATED he was such a good character#also the first movie was...okay i guess#the amount of french kissing was FRIGHTENING and my entire family screamed and covered our eyes lmao because wtf was that#also i realized maverick tossed goose's dog tags into the ocean in the one scene but that means rooster lost his father and doesn't even#have his dog tags to remember him by?? idk that was whack mav lol#top gun fanart#digitial art#artists on tumblr#illustration#csp#clip studio paint#tom cruise#anthony edwards
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The questions just keep on questioning,,,,,,?¿
#the heart killers#firstkhao#joongdunk#joong archen#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#jdkdjdjdd please#I forgot about the costumes in the trailer for a second and got so confused#but then I realized that I would be confused either way lmao#because wtf is going on#another day of “wtf are we in for”#also if they end up selling these costumes on the gmmtv shop someone is getting fired
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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.
#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish#handwriting. written in crayon lol#call this the naruto businessman au#every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream#sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid#fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad#at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control#the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart#anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol#but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was#unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of#that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit#looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute#anyway this is fucking dystopian lol#unrelated#naruto ramblings
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bioware really said "let's release it on halloween... it's so terrible... it's gonna scare the shit out of everyone...the perfect halloween"
#oh da2 zevran face scares the shit out of you? hold my bear... wait till you see how returning characters look like in da4#here get spooked by the most amateurish writing and childish dialogue and disappointing story conclusions and lack of choice import#da critical#my post#my posts#holy shit I watched all the endings and I watched all the romances etc. ... damn the writing is bad#i am not surprised they hyped this up by showing the first 15 minutes because that seemed bad exposition dump but the rest is worse...#wtf were they thinking the story should be the selling point of these games and the role play ... not the fucking action#your choices don't matter...certainly not in the past..and even in the present...all choices essentially lead to the same ending with solas#AND that fucking retcon in the end that everything was actually influenced by big evil bad WTF shut up... this game is not canon to me#wtf are the laser pew-pew shooting sounds by the way lmao during the finale#and wtf do you mean we couldn't import the well of sorrows choice but it still comes up and essentially it's 1 of the 2 options canonised#halloween#2024#october 31#31st of october#current events#da mine#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age 4#da4
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My life is a meme. You know the one where it's :
October 31st : Halloween 🎃
November 1st : Christmas 🎄
Well guess who got snow this morning lmao ❄️
#personal#shitposting#memes#christmas#halloween#I cannot believe it. Even the yt add started too wtf#(they weren't joking when they said it could snow lmao)#at least it's melting now#canada i swear...#can't wait to work outside in the snow... someone end this nightmare
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Alexa, play ‘Gold Digger’ by Kanye🎶💅🏼
#video#tiktok#tiktoks#funny#lmao#wtf#theatre#west end#broadway#the phantom of the opera#phantom of the opera#tpoto#poto#christine daae#erik destler#jamesgant_1#connorcarsonuk
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Kawaki Homophobia Moments
#I'm joking btw please#don't take this post seriously#we get a bit silly here#Mitsuki is gonna be like 'wow Kawaki that wasn't very sun-coded of you wtf man' LMAO#then Mitsuki just shrugs due to omnipotence & is like thats okay Kawaki I'm not upset I believe you 😫#I'm curious to see what the art team for the anime does with all of the designs#Mitsuki got the short end of the timeskip designs though I'm still salty about that; the writers hate this boy so much i swear 😫#mine#op#boruto two blue vortex#boruto spoilers#boruto manga#naruto#naruto spoilers#kawaki uzumaki#kawaki#mitsuki#boruto#boruto mitsuki#mitsuki boruto
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Isabelle Huppert’s Wardrobe Test for 8 FEMMES (2002)
#PLSSSSS she's SO BEAUTIFUL#also she is absolutely SERVING Gilda in the bottom left gif#anyway absolutely losing my mind#the costume wasn't finished (obviously) and like who even cares#this woman could pull off a binbag if she ever had to wear one like wtf#she's so pretty and so cute agh#my love for french actresses will never end lmao#isabelle huppert#8 femmes#wardrobe test#screen test#8 women#8 femmes (2002)#8 women (2002)#catherine deneuve#fanny ardant#virginie ledoyen#Emmanuelle Béart#François Ozon#film#cinema#movies#costume drama#period drama#might give this a rewatch soon now actually!#wlw#sapphic#this film was so sapphic it caught me off-guard so hard#pretty#rose
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"Durge and Astarion have so many parallels and are meant for each other! 😍"
Um actually Tav and Astarion have the one single most important parallel in that they're both randos who are completely irrelevant to the main plot and have nothing to do with anything <3
#bg3#bg3 critical#bg3 fandom critical#everything critical tbh in that i am salty on mutliple levels actually#but also i am kinda genuinely delighted by the idea of the two of them being like ... 'wtf are we even doing here lmao'#'guess we'll help out cuz we gotta but as soon as this is over we're gone'#esp when paired with the spawn romanced ending cuz then ur just ... bye lol
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decided to try and do something crazy with the phanfics i've written and posted this year. for posterity. updates to come.
#AM i learning how to bind books simply so i can have a keepsake of my time in the phandom in 2024?#yes#AM i expecting it to go badly the first couple tries? also yes!#but look at this - i created a whole ass typeset and printed it out correctly. wtf#would anyone be interested in a shoddy hard cover book of yale's fics lol#maybe if i end up making a few as practice i'll give some away at tit#lmao#do i need a tag for this jaunt through the bookbinding wilderness?#probably#yale binds fics#and there we go!#😌#dnp#phan#dan and phil#phanfic#phan fiction
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the first shot / 雪迷宫 is SHOCKINGLY weilan to me for a show that contains neither of these guys???
main guy is the leader of a special investigative team that makes up our main ensemble cast
the secondary guy his boyfriend is a glasses-wearing professor type with secrets, specialized knowledge, a very clear persona, and a hidden ruthlessness
also the professor guy is the best dressed out of the whole group
there's a whole Thing about the professor guy's fake pleasant smile
they live together in main guy's apartment
at one point the main guy gets told off by his superiors and his boyfriend writes his letter of apology for him
#THE FUCKING LETTER OF APOLOGY.....#i was literally like: haha itd be so funny and weilan if gu yiran somehow#ends up writing zheng bei's letter of apology for him#AND THEN GU YIRAN IMMEDIATELY. SAYS HE'LL WRITE THE LETTER OF APOLOGY WTF LMAO#hidey watches the first shot#if you want weilan that isnt weilan and also invves#drugs busts and LOTS OF REALLY AWESOME FIGHT CHOREO ... here is a show for you !!!!#obvi the themes are different. and no magic. but BAFFLINGLY SIMILAR OK#also MULTIPLE tricks i remember from sherlock (taxis + common codebooks) are in this ???????????#the first shot#雪迷宫
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sebastian begs mc to talk to the keepers
#also wtf is his walk at the end LMAO#then ominis spawning in to call mc a try hard#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt
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i redrew one of my favorite scenes from the novel! they're literally so silly. it's comedy central out here in puqi shrine
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#nan feng#tgcf comic#tgcf fanart#me 🤝 hua cheng: liking it when xie lian is mean#i just love that xie lian knows his cooking is bad and actively weaponizes it against ppl lmao#this is from the end of ch 29 (of whichever fan tl i found) btw!#i refuse to acknowledge past mistakes and so i got more than 3/4ths of the way through this thing without reading the og scene at all. so.#<- has done this before and ended up making huge lore-related errors#also im gonna take this opportunity to complain: hands are so fucking hard wtf. i used references for that closeup and it STILL killed me#i looked at my thumbnails while inking and put my head in my hands
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2024 reads / storygraph
The Sword of Kaigen
standalone fantasy set in a rural mountain village at the edge of an empire that still holds traditional values, with families of powerful water/ice magic warriors
follows a powerful young heir who begins to question his beliefs about the empire when a new boy comes to his village from the city
and his mother, a housewife who has tried to forget her youth as a warrior and vigilante in the city since she moved back home to a loveless marriage
when there’s a violent attack on their village that they’re unprepared for, everything changes, and she has to embrace her old skills to protect her family and people
#The Sword of Kaigen#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#I’ve been meaning to read this for years and I finally got around to it! a really unique fantasy novel#I had always assumed this was ur average pre-industrial high fantasy and then was immediately hit with video games/tv in the first chapter#lmao. But overall (aside from the broader worldbuilding/politics) it is closer to the average ‘historical’ fantasy narrative -#so I can see why I got that impression#Some really compelling characters and interesting narrative structure that went in some unexpected directions.#It really focuses in on one village and how devastating a single battle in a war can be to their people - and how much work the recovery is#I feel like most sff is more concerned with a single person and/or the whole war so this felt unique. did also mean that the pacing was odd#- it's a slow start; then there’s a battle that must be hundreds of pages. The last section of the book feels a little too drawn out#and brings up random hanging plot elements that don’t really go anywhere. But I think overall this works for the story.#also one thing I didn’t love - cool complex interesting female character MC sure but also there’s weird moments like:#the first scene we see her is all the housewives comparing their attractiveness; she keeps referring to herself as an old woman (when she’s#and oh so meek and useless etc. And some of this feels like it’s part of the broader portrayal of the misogynist society#but some of it felt clunky or unintentional?#And then especially the end - when she and her shitty husband finally confront each other as equals and he apologises#she basically immediately forgives him and is like oh I was equally at fault because I am a meek woman who didn’t try either#like him realising he was wrong (and her realising he had a reason for being the way he was) doesn’t negate the fact that he treated her li#she acts like it was her fault for not trying too - when we have numerous examples of him berating her if she spoke up about anything?#like im glad he’s learning. but also that doesn’t mean she needs to suddenly forgive and love him wtf#that's the only real thing that annoyed me though.#also btw that 5yo seems kinda fucked up. are you guys gonna do anything about that
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