#and thats true

[vehemourn]

dont let him get to u

[mxrisacoulter]

my mutuals as soon as they see i’ve started milf!posting again

[marsixm]

also god i hate the afternoon. i really do. if i could work in the morning and leave and work at night id be happy. if i could spend the afternoon asleep instead id be happy. i usually go to the store i work at in the morning on tuesday to get groceries and to say hi to the morning people i usually dont see but i got a late start and went at 1 pm and it sucked! the vibes sucked so bad!!! everyone was in a worse mood and it was hot outside!!!!!!

[gayseyjones]

I love the spiderverse kids more than I love my parents

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Ok ok final thing b4 i go back to what i was doing b4 and not being distracted. But 1 thing i hate abt omori is that like. I cant SAY anything abt it like everyone already KNOWS i cant be like "ogh the symbolism here " BC EVERYONES HEARD OF THE SYMBOLISM THERE likeeee . Its smth i rlly like abt jrwi bc like u basically always have New things to say bc theres accidental foreshadowing allll the time (and also purposeful but tbh most is like smth vaguely said in ep10 which predicts an entire arc or smt) and since its hundreds of hours long, ppl forget things n can be reminded and likeee since its dnd which is so imagination based, theres so much room for interpretation. But w omori its like. I could be like Damn Yea This Rlly IS Like Depression and veryones like Yea. Thats The Point.

[parad-ice-lostandfound]

bitches hate me 'cause im in my no fucks given era, and I'm like, 'stay mad darling'

[kopytki]

Tbh its not that bad, but im still a freak

[punkitt-is-here]

[angstflavoured]

I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry I let you down.

[spooky-dice]

delighted to report that nsbu is horny. weve had horny d20 seasons before but the seven and acofaf are horny in a fun elegant way, nsbu is horny for audiences who want to lick sweat off a deeply fail man.

[teethburied]

Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.

[ladybeug]

So a while ago I was talking to @anna-scribbles and @marimbles about adrien and gender (as you do), and as a part of that conversation we said... hey do you remember that jenna marbles video where she put rhinestones all over her face?

and then, tangentially... do you remember that one clown makeup vine?

hold on i'm going somewhere with this:

We got to where I was going. but i'm still driving:

[johnbottoms]

if I had a dick that thing would never be flaccid . they'd call me The Erection on account of always having an erection. and it wouldnt even be for horny reasons it would be like when a dog wags its tail y'know they'll wag for any old reason . anyways that's why I don't have a dick . ppl would ask me if I had smth in my pocket and the answer would always be no

[fishofthewoods]

I think when people dismiss wyll as being the Normal Guy companion they are overlooking a key piece of his character which is that yeah he's pretty normal in comparison to the rest of these messes but have u considered how much Effort it would take to stay that normal while putting up with mizora every day of your life. This guy isn't normal because he's boring, he's normal because he has moral fortitude rivaling that of every god. The fact that he's still so normal after what 9 years of being trapped in an insane psychosexual torment nexus is a HEROIC ACHIEVEMENT. This one will only make sense to the disco elysium fans out there but Wyll's volition stat is through the fucking roof. Nothing can shake this guy and it's not through luck or chance it is through more strength of character than any other person ever born. Wyll ravengard u will always be famous

[apuff]

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