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wyervan · 5 months ago

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I am grinning so big rn I think I might look just like them 🌞

ugh and I absolutely love the way you’ve done his hair. eyes tracing every wild lock.

okay and I already was gonna draw your fine spooky gent at some point but now i gotta double down on that. idk if u remember i mentioned wanting to draw him like months ago. pls know i never forget i am just an extremely moderately paced artist 🥲.

ty for this blessing 🤡

@wyervan I just wanted to draw him lol

#okay god if they met? that is smth to think about indeed #ooo maybe they would try to out-clown each other #like pulling scarves from nowhere #and telling really bad jokes #and like acrobatic stuff #and then ur boi would distort his body all real weird and win lol #but i think they’d become very fast frends #after some initial freak-out from human sun bc he’s never seen anything like a 12ft horror clown robit b4 #dca slasher au #other’s art #fnaf #dca slasher au fanart

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witchinatree · 11 months ago

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so glad they made phoebe spengler queer purely because if she did all that over a MAN? i'd be so disappointed. for melody though? that's just an integral part of being a baby gay

#all jokes of course she's been queer coded since the first movie #in the sense that everyone in my life tells me i'm just like phoebe #i look more like her than her actor out of costume it's BAD.#i really need more people talking about this movie it went so hard #phoebe spengler #ghostbusters #ghostbusters afterlife #ghostbusters frozen empire #melody ghostbusters

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ashipikaur · 2 months ago

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NATSUGUMMY SAIKYOUUUUUUUU

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chibishortdeath · 1 month ago

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Ya know, Castlevania tackled the concept that life after defeating Dracula could be difficult for a Belmont with Richter feeling like he’d lost all purpose and reason to go on living if not for saving others and fighting against something—

But, do you think any of them before him felt that way too?

I mean it sounds kind of miserable, being raised your whole life to be solely relied on for one moment… and then what? How do you handle the sudden shift to ‘not being needed anymore’? Evidently, most of them didn’t have very much happen to them after the events of their games since we don’t get to know—

But, do you think any of them ever got better? Do you think anyone before Richter ever learned how to live for themselves? Did Richter?

Anyway it’s 8 PM and I’m sitting around wondering if any of the Belmonts were still happy after their happy endings (debatable if certain ones got happy endings tbh but anyway), Konami can u check on them, I’m worried—

#like do you think Trevor ever stopped going out looking for stragglers #do you think he couldn’t convince himself it was ever really over after Curse of Darkness #what do you think Christopher thought about handing the whip over to his son #do you think ever he wished he didn’t have to— do you think he hoped somehow he’d stopped it forever that last time #do you think Soleil felt the same after he had to past it on #how long do you think Simon thought about how he could’ve done it differently— do you think he thought he didn’t do well enough #do you think Simon died feeling like the family’s second failure #do you think Juste felt like his encounter didn’t count #do you think he and Maxim felt similarly about needing to be important #hmm just a lot of things to think about #castlevania #castlevania games #akumajo dracula #text post #akumajou dracula #incoherent rambling #let me tell you when I say I have headcanons about tiny intricacies of characters #I have headcanons about tiny intricacies about characters—#like here’s one: Simon puts his hands on or scratches the back of his neck as a nervous tic—#he likes the color byzantine he puts his eartails back when fighting cause they get in the way he sleeps on his face cause his back hurts—#he jokes about the bad situations he’s in he idolizes people way too easily and he takes everything people say to heart but doesn’t show it #I think he probs didn’t take beating Dracula the first time very well if Richter’s possession being inspired by his Quest means anything—#aoouggh then I take the ending of CV2 the way I do and mannnnnnnnnn—#do you think he knew people would care about and look up to him so much after that?#does anyone else think about things like this?#ah the tragedy of the Belmont family #hmmm anyway—

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tarditzgrade · 18 days ago

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"ALL THE REDESIGNS ARE BAD!"

...all the redesigns?

#disclaimer: op does not think all the redesigns are bad #im making fun of the crowd that does have that opinion #who i mainly see insta so maybe this joke doesn't work here but whatever #tbf its not even that much of a difference #but the bigger eyebrows and farther apart eyes are really good #anyways i get jumpscared whenever i remember he exists #a development for the better in basically everyway #ninjago #lego ninjago #sensei garmadon #master garmadon #garmadon #ninjago garmadon #garmadon ninjago #who is that man?#not my sensei g ill tell you that much #anyways i really like sensei g's design i want him back

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sergle · 1 year ago

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perhaps it doesn't need to be that Deep, but some of y'all's relationship with age and youth truly stresses me out. you're doing this thing

like nevermind that using reaction pics/gifs in place of a text response is not something that Olds Do, if it's becoming less common on tumblr, i think that's been in the past like. 2 - 4 years. nevermind that... you truly stress me out using Thirty Five as the old and out of touch age to make a joke about. oh my god girl... 35.... please!!! you don't need to be so scared of aging!!! 35 is young! the imaginary 35 year old mom being used for this joke is a Young Woman! my first instinct is to make jokes abt how I am, in fact, geriatric (which I like to do) but I gotta break character and be like. hey you guys don't Actually think that 30 is elderly, right. we're joking when we say we're old, right?? you aren't actually internalizing that. right??????

also I spent like 5 years curating my Fotos Folder and I've got so many good ones... so I am actually probably gonna keep using them when I AM old. I love these images

#sergle.txt #genuinely I need you guys to stop that. you're stressing me out. it's not good for you to think like that #like i'm SORRY i need to send Jokes out of the room in order to tell you this is bad.#i'm just as happy to make an I'm Old joke as the next bitch... i literally feel Aged. but you can't be taking it seriously..... pls..#also this part takes a backseat to the part that really worries me but also you're just being rude lmao #fumbled the attempt to be funny in my askbox. no joke was found you were just being rude at me for no reason #bc the intended joke is 'you use reaction images like an Old Person lol'#which is just you being annoying. so like. what's that about

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exoscreamsoda · 1 month ago

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i recently fell into a superbat rabbithole and i have many plans brewing in the sims

#i am putting wicked whims to work....#i dont like sims 4 for story telling purposes. so i think i will make them again in sims 3 just for story but in sims 4... its freak time #ok but “jokes” asides. i really love how my superbat turned out.#the superman illusion works so well here! he looks like just a big guy with the oversized sweater ahhh #i used bases from someone on the gallery and edited them because im bad at making male sims #bruces base was originally a blond eboy or something #i dont post sims stuff on tumblr often even though im constantly downloading cc from here #superbat #clark kent x bruce wayne #superman x batman #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots

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dying-suffering-french-stalkers · 6 months ago

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hello grick fandom, please accept this, my first drawing in about 8 years

#the background is purble but you can't really tell. alas.#technically i drew a bad horse for a joke in 2022 but the last sketch before that (and the last one i tried on) was 2016 #i've been using the same cheap strathmore sketchbook i've had since 2010 bc i so rarely use it #but these guys wormed their way into my brain and i had to capture them!#ghost trick #personal #this took like 6 hours 😔. my hand and neck/shoulders are big mad #i drew this with mechanical pencil and crayolas as god intended #my phone camera absolutely ate the skintones and background color and no amount of futzing around in the gallery could restore it

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dykedvonte · 8 months ago

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Danse and Hancock work only after blind betrayal because it’s the equivalent of the one closeted person you kinda pity getting kicked out after being outted and you and your like 7 other faggot friends take them in and help them do a 180 on their outlook on life and personal style and get them to weed (possibly grape mentats in this case).

#Danse forced to live in the state house cause like Hancock really does fuck all all day and has the space for him #and it’s just being like Danse I’ll learn brotherhood knowledge if you trip on these ne mentats with me once #and then Danse immediately regrets it cause they talked for hours and he felt out of it but he liked not remembering hating his life #this is both a good and bad scenario cause all jokes aside someone as rigid as Danse would have #issues with self control especially after BB because he has no one telling him what to do and not to do #like he’s an adult and can decide for himself but it’s like a parent that refuses to give their kid sugar and now as an adult the kid eats #only junk cause it’s like I can do what I felt I couldn’t before and not knowing when to stop #he’d feel guilt when doing it but the thought ‘I’m not in the brotherhood anymore so fuck it’ would be in his mind a lot #cause I don’t think the others would realize a BOS solider might not be acclimated culturally to wastelander lifestyles and just let him go #wild cause it’s normal for them but yeah Danse would have way too many curiosity and sorrow killed the cat moments #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #john hancock #hancock fo4 #paladin danse #am I talking about them romantically or platonically you can take ur pick

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moeblob · 4 months ago

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So, lore?

Lo'en is a half elf and across the world there are designated elven kingdoms. One of them! Where she was born and her mother (elf) still lives, is frigid and in the north. Humans still have an odd tradition for Santa and so she hides her slightly pointed ears so that she doesn't have to sit through ANOTHER "Saint Nick" story that the northern elf king refuses to be offended by. His name is Niklava and he rather LIKES the association of how giving the cold can be! Lo'en could easily live without hearing another comment about ol' Saint Nick and his elves though.

Hold, while technically human/mortal, is cursed to live life over and over. And he has plant/green powers. He gets a lot of the "oh you'll grow up to be fine one of these days!" "you're still a sprout in this life time" "you still have time to bloom then!" and he also hates it.

Because Hold has to continue living even after he dies (though his body regresses to a child like age as he "recovers from death") he's absolutely enamored with Lo'en who just continues to exist. Her life span is way longer than a humans, longer than his /should/ be. And he admires her a lot and is really grateful to have her around for so many of his lives lived. Lo'en is relieved to have someone she gets along with who won't die and leave her forever. He dies, sure, but he gets better.

Lo'en meets Hold first while during one of his sister's dead phases so that's why the two are much closer than Lo'en is to Hold's sister. The two girls do help keep Hold safe when he's dead but they aren't super best friends or anything.

#my characters #phew ok had to think of a way to keep loen alive long enough to matter in the many lives of hold and his sister #also they have a teacher/instructor who loves to make the really bad jokes that theyve both heard a lot #but the teacher does help so she gets a pass to an extent #loen still rants and vents to hold about her tho like OH COME ON IVE BEEN ALIVE LONG ENOUGH NONE OF THOSE ARE FRESH #loen also thought for the longest time she would grow cold and distant - like her powers are as cold as she expected to be after centuries #but she met hold and he warms her up and fills her with joy and delight and she cherishes him more than she can say #and in contrast hold acknowledges the irony of never knowing death for long and for having the powers of plant growth #and he thought fate was being cruel but loen appears while hes mourning and lonely without his sister #and she tells him while he might be lonely its absolutely beautiful to her that he continues to live his lives to the fullest #and that opens his eyes to the fact its really not so bad if he cant fully die #hes had his sister by his side for it and now he has a friend who he cherishes #anyway they love each other a whole lot and its cute but bittersweet and then shit hits the fan so ya know #shrugs have them being annoyed at the constant comments they get no matter how obvious it should be that they hear them enough

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aroaceleovaldez · 7 months ago

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i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies

BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...

#pjo #riordanverse #pjo tv crit #i do love the casting for the musical lots and lots though #it was really good #i do also have some nitpicks for show casting but they're largely inconsequential #like majority i very much enjoy and think are cast well #i only have one i'd say im actually disappointed with and that's Poseidon. idk he just feels. bland??? does that make sense?#like idk maybe it's the costuming but im not getting Sea God *or* Fishing Dad from him #like i think i kinda see what they were going for and i saw some gifs of him in another show where he plays a pirate and its like #okay. *little* bit better. but idk im just not getting Poseidon from it #in general most of the immortals in the show dont feel very Immortal(tm) but thats definitely mostly just the writing/show itself #not any reflection of the casting #my only other two are i would have liked plus sized Clarisse. i am VERY sad we didnt get that #Dior is a VERY good Clarisse though so i'm not too upset about it. i like her Clarisse energy. the yelling is fantastic.#my most controversial pjo tv take is im still meh on Walker. like he's fine. but like he's kind of Just Fine to me so far #its probably mostly the writing being bad but he hasnt grown on me as Percy yet. i can tell he has the energy though in interviews n stuff #and the main trio dynamic in interviews and stuff is *very* good. i just wish the show writing was better #because the casting IS very good but they have so little to work with. you can really tell theyre trying their best #i like to joke the show would be better if they just set the cast loose in the woods doing in-character improv #like its clear basically all of them know their characters SUPER well. id watch 8 episodes of in the woods pjo cosplay improv.

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thepunkranger · 2 months ago

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I’m reading #1 of the Resident Evil books, Umbrella Conspiracy, and I forgot that (at least in this timeline) Jill is the daughter and protege of a professional thief

And apparently agreed to join STARS partially because it was a way to “clean up her act” and stay out of prison

Which is cool lore in and of itself, but ALSO where is my Jill/Carlos fic with them finding out that they both wound up wrapped up in this shit because they both figured it was an easy way to go straight and avoid prison/the death penalty???

#resident evil #valeveira #jill valentine #carlos oliveira #resident evil novels #Carlos jokes about her being a Bad Girl because she like- doesn’t renew her parking meter or something #and then Jill decides to tell him how she really is bad and maybe still has a couple of warrants out in a few counties

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fujii-draws · 10 months ago

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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.