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radioactive-earthshine · 1 year ago

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Legion of Super-Heroes (1989) #113

"I don't care for this animal in the slightest, they are a menace, a distraction, and are a terrible lab-hand. This animal means nothing to me."

He's your emotional support animal, sir.

#he says as he pets him #makes protective gear for him #and talks to him #koko is his emotional support animal #orla reads losh

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parasocialpixlriffs · 4 months ago

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ROSANNA PANSINO???

??????

#WHY DOES TOMMY HAVE ALL OF YOUTUBE KILLING LOGAN WITH HIM I'M LOSING MY MIND #rosanna pansino #tommyinnit #logan paul #grook talks

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idcaboutart · 3 months ago

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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

#jayvik #arcane #do you think he kept talking to him for years and years #and discussing the ideas like they used to but he never answered #do you think jayce still has some life to him because he wasn't alone there all this time

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dddreamscape · 1 year ago

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Mutuals do this

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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago

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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome #but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE #a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me #and that he really wanted to get to know me #so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him #and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex #total shocked pikachu face #I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again #DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days ago

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Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #springtrap #william afton #harley sawyer #fnaf 3 #poppy playtime #poppy playtime doctor #poppy playtime chapter 4 #So I saw the new poppy playtime chapter #and I think the plot and characters finally worked for me #really sparked my interest #I DONT love all the directions that chapter takes #but can we all talk about how cool the doctor is #AND BY that I mean how truly twisted he is #William’s crimes somehow feel small now #in the face of the company that just experiments on just kids #the doctor is awful in every way sick and twisted #and I think that’s epic #just the idea of William hearing the shit playtime co got up to #like I think the scale of it would genuinely shock him #even if he’s interested in that science as well #I may draw a lil more poppy stuff as a treat we’ll see

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great-and-small · 5 months ago

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

#inland taipan #idk if this is being talked about on tumblr yet but I’m enjoying making fun of this guy #he may not die but he DID get all his innocent snakes killed #so fuck him #Jeff leibowitz

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wasabi-gumdrop · 10 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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abogagos……..

#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers #i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out #for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish #and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse #fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde #slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet #bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL #my art #myart #doodles #ace attorney #aa #aa trilogy #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #maya fey #matt engarde #will powers #wrightworth #narumitsu #justice for all #(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)

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aesthetic-uni · 11 months ago

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It’s that time of the year again

#uni talks about the universe #ides of march #julius caesar #is this anything #I’m too lazy to make anything else so #have at the #this man has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years and we are STILL tormenting him #anyway happy holidays to those who celebrate it #more like resting in pieces haha #okay I’ll go now

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thebabygronckle · 2 months ago

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hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down

people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy

but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father

how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war

telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?

took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)

#epic the musical #epic #greek myths #the odyssey #odysseus and penelope #epic odysseus #telemachus #little wolf #odysseus of ithaca #penelope of sparta #penelope of ithaca #like dont get me wrong #the angst potential of telemachus struggling upon meeting odysseus is great #but i just cant fathom why he would only know the Legend of Odysseus #like would penelope talk about him in such a way? really?#also odypen are unhinged and while telemachus is Baby #hes also Their Kid and thought it was awesome when he decked antinous on his ass #idk just some Epic thoughts #jorge rivera herrans

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sanct1f1ed · 6 months ago

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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

#bluposting #gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stan twins #yeah thats right we're maintagging this. this post took me an HOUR to write #link to some stuff from the blacklight edition in the notes #tried to pick ones people dont talk about very often #the first stanford one i first wrote down in the tags of the other post #stanley's 8th one is implied by the phrase ''first degree llamacide'' in stanchurian candidate #kinda pushing it with ford's ''exes'' but the oracle does hit on him through the soothsquitos #sorry i keep editing this post lol

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kitskiis · 3 months ago

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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov #gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them #meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator #IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #grian #geminitay #wild life spoilers #wild life #wild life smp #trafficblr

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sanctus-ingenium · 7 months ago

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catch

#artists on tumblr #harpy #it's cuinn from my hit sideblog where i talk about him all day

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