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he is like a horse to me……. in a way……
“what are you doing now. my hair isnt tængeled.”
#please dont… question the deep fried laughing crying emoji. it was a choice.#art#digital art#patrick bateman#american psycho#i lovehate him#i need to put him in a blender#and strangle him to death#and fuck him#NOT IN THAT ORDER
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sick bby 🤧
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#oc: vincent craft#celebrating my 20th day of being sick 🥳😷#the cough is back and I pulled another muscle ! 😀😀#pls send me wombat pics and/or fanart of my ocs in this trying time <3#anway#quinn is such a dramatic lil sick bitch#thus I am projecting my illness onto him 🫴#vince has to keep a baby monitor on him while he sleeps to make sure he hasn't strangled himself to death in his 9+ blankets#weak ass human immune system 😤
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you have partied too much harry, its time to die
commissions open on kofi
#either kim strangles him to death#or judit and jean spend double the amount of time fixing his car#but kim wont talk to harry for at least a month#disco elysium#fanart#comic#harrier du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#judit minot#disco elysium fanart
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Listen I will fully acknowledge my bias in being a tommy apologist but I will also be the first to admit that this man is deeply fucked in the head and creates his own problems half the time
#I love him to death but sometimes he also deserves to be strangled ya know#I’m not gonna fault anyone for being infuriated with him#911#tommy kinard
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death note is so funny because at bascially no point does the main character consider killing someone by any means other than the death note
"i can't do anything to L because i don't know what his name is!!!" hey how about you kill and shoot him with bullets from a gun.
#juney.txt#or maybe wack him over the head with something heavy.#i know about japanese gun laws but still light you have options here#just write the cause of death for some criminal as ''executed for the crime of Murdering L''#and then strangle L to death with your bare hands
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4C: Oh we're here we're here!
4C: We're home!
#lifesteal spoilers#watchblogging#4cvit#vod: subathon day 9! lifesteal death garden | 4cvit jan 9 2025#i am sobbing my eyes out#i need to strangle him to death
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I know that the double entendre in “San-lang” is noted in the other translations, but it really just hit me that one of the hanzi in “bridegroom” (新郎) is the same hanzi in San-lang (三郎), and now I’m just like, hmmm, Hua Cheng really did just slip himself in as the “groom” in that whole first arc, introduced himself as “San-lang” in the second one knowing that Xie Lian would easily put two and two together… and STILL BACKED OUT OF PROPOSING TO HIM IN THE FARMING ARC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#tgcf#i don’t think i’d ever been angrier at an mxtx LI in my life#the only character who ever came close was sqq post-abyss but pre-mausoleum arc with lbh#but sqq was understandable; hc was about to have me reach into my screen#to strangle him to another death#my god the pain i felt for xl#you can’t come into a 800-year virgin’s life#who has never before even considered attraction to others until YOU showed up#tell him to call you ‘husband’ after picking him up from a BRIDAL SEDAN#in BRIDAL RED#escorting him around like you taking him home#and then go ‘just kidding’ when you finally get the balls to ask him to marry you months later#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????? (and xl i guess)
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Just saw the "Money saving Bunny!Papy" comic, and I KNOW Papy would try so desperately to find Money again just to repay him/befriend him 😂🫶🏻
How did you know!!! I thought of that too when I did that comic, but I was too lazy to draw it then...
#w9 inbox#bunny!honey#they're so incompatible that I want them to be friends#honey isn't alone! ofc edge came along and is watching over him...#(and also looking for a certain dog to strangle)#did money accept the gift out of the goodness of his heart... or because edge was giving him a death glare#w9 art
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METALBEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WHILE POSTING THIS I JUST REALIZED ITS TUESDAY#DARNITTTT#Its okay though i started on this yesterday 💔💔#theres a severe lack of metalbeard it dresses drawings im here to supply one#but seriously though ive only seen like three of those#all AMAZING BEAUTIFUL drawings btw#this drawing looks like metalbeard is gonna give you a hug or strangle you to death maybe both#i had no idea how to position him honestly i just looked at a scene in the lego movie and straight up copied the pose#hope it doesnt look TOO goofy#i wanted to change the poistion but by than i was already done with most of the lineart so there was no turning back#this was gonna be colorless butttttt i decided to color it#anyways emough with my#yapping#the lego movie#tlm#metalbeard
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Regret
#aart#ultraman#ultraman leo#Ultraman Astra#Leo dies au#astras regrets in how him distracting his brother caused him to be killed#Leo’s regrets in how he now has to watch as Astra spirals into rage and depression and if he kept a better eye on him the situation could ha#have been avoided#magma does not have any regrets other than when Astra finds them and strangles them to death#injury#tw injury
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The way Leona treats Sally confirms I wrote him properly in the Once Upon A Dream prologue. Mwehehehehehehhe~! VICTORY. Also the fact that he views "strength" as something that's also mental, and not just physical??? Like??? That's... so satisfying.
It's not just muscle, it's not just physical prowess; strength- or what determines someone as strong- is also their mental fortitude and determination do what it takes to reach their goal and the dedication to follow through with it. Sally is constantly fighting for her freedom and he recognizes that, and is such a freaking gentleman to her oh my gods.
Leona supports women's rights and women's wrong, and canonically drinks respect women juice for breakfast. Hot damn.
He's jumped up so high on my list now, like WOWZA. Also he's treating Sally like the queen she absolutely freaking is and for that I may just properly level up the few cards of his that I actually have. HUZZAH. Writing his interactions with El was already going to be interesting, but now it's gonna be doubly interesting because his gentlemanly behavior is actually canon and not just an assumption based off of one vignette- and El has a grudge.
Like, he's gonna give her the same level of respect Jack does but the acknowledge Lilia does of her fighting to survive despite her condition and lack of magic, but gonna be so pissed she's getting in the way of his scheme.
Awwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan ya'll, this is exciting.
(...Turns out, I have exactly three Leona cards. His lab, robes, and Scary Monsters. Pffft.)
#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#lost in the book with tim burton's the nightmare before christmas#twst spoilers#girl was so hoping to be friends with him because of how nice he was to her in the entrance ceremony and then BOOM. He nearly strangled her#to death their second meeting because he was half-asleep and she accidentally stepped on his tail
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thinking about shawn and juliet. shawn who has a pickup line for any ridiculous situation. shawn who can speak with someone once and is pretty much guaranteed to have them in his bed that night. shawn who NEVER stops talking, but the moment he finally decides to tell juliet how he truly feels about her, he forgets all of it. literally goes speechless.
sure, he loved abigail, but he KNEW he could impress her with the whole silly routine he’s done with every other girl, for as long as she didn’t get tired of it. he knows juliet deserves more than that, but he doesn’t know how to handle that yet.
i’ve noticed that he doesn’t really do the whole psychic bit around just jules unless it’s part of a case. he kept it going for abigail even when he wasn’t working because he knew she liked it and didn’t really know how else to (or really care to find another way to) impress her.
he WANTS to try harder for her, even if he’s ever so slowly realizing it and it makes me want to rip my hair out because i can TELL she knows, but she doesn’t want to be the first one to say it when she feels like she’s already tried so many times only for him to not catch what she’s throwing right past his face.
#gonna strangle him actually. shake some sense into that freak#i love them so bad i’m gonna diw#one of the only straight ships ever i think#psych tv#psych s4 ep13#death is in the air#juliet o'hara#shawn spencer#thana rambles
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I’m waiting very patiently for when BB “I’m named after my uncle” Urich discovers how Wilson “knew” Ben
#they were very closely acquainted when he strangled him to death#be fucking for real#sure wilson#he was a great man until i broke into his home and murdered him#daredevil#matt murdock#bb urich#ben urich#wilson fisk#daredevil born again
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its me...AGAIN. tomatoes tomatoes i get it but i just cant get the image of caleb hating every single fictional character and or actor/person uved like wholeheartedly, yes...hed support ur hobbies and yes...hed secretly punch the plushies u have of them...and YES hed study them secretly and purposefully act like the characters to get mcs attention. caleb ur such a fucking loser SOBSOSBSOBS
YEAH . YEAH omfg wait i swear i saw a post talking about caleb being jealous of fictional characters/celebrity crushes and it's top 10 funniest things ever i NEED to find it.. i'll reblog it when i find it 😭😭
if one of your favorite characters is in a game where they can die? caleb gets them killed. straight up. he hits you with "awww shucks looks like i missed that shot and a zombie's coming for your 2d bae :( shame!" mind you he's probably great at the game so you can probably guess that he's being a jealous baby so . Ya .....
HOWEVER! there is a loophole. that loophole being "omg i love this character.. he reminds me of you caleb!" that gets him GIDDY. ohhh he's having the time of his life when you say that and he will indulge your spending habits on that character because in his head it's like "heh. settle down bucko she likes you because you remind her of ME. how about them apples"
moral of the story caleb is a loser
#⋆ pomme replies#i will say tho. in my case i think i'd have to strangle him if he purposefully gets leon killed#silence treatment until he completes re4 remake with no leon death#also i am always happy to see you in my inbox NEVER FEEL BAD FOR IT!!!
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rook shows up to the lighthouse meeting wearing this
#evanuris meaning solas and elgar'nan specifically#yes solas would strangle her to death if she called him evanuris but it's true!! He is!!!#you may ask: where did rook find a cropped t-shirt in thedas? i have no idea.#rook de riva#rook dragon age#eh. that's enough tags#q#dragon age
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Raph's claw marks being longer than Shredder's on Donnie's shell actually makes me shudder ngl
the thing is that shredder's a much larger beast ... i was basing the scars there directly off how they looked on his battle shell and i think they're just smaller because it was kind of hacking away, whereas raph dug his claws in and just tore like he was trying to rip his shell off (his real one, not his artificial one). it's a miracle donnie didn't die from the blood loss, really
#ask#canary continuity#cw violence#thinking about it actually makes my skin crawl a little too. i get it. it's such a visceral thing to DO#there's more intention to what raph did. it wasnt just blind violence#always something about him trying to strangle him to death when he could have popped his skull like a grape#drew it out because he didn't want to kill him... like he was trying to procrastinate on it in a way...#even when he didnt know he was cursed he knew it wouldn't bring him joy to end his life#and the DIFFERENCE between that and like. if leo had actually slit his throat#he would have bled out slowly. i think about that often. leo probably would have left him there.#smthn about raph and leo both wanting to kill him slowly for completely different reasons#and i dont even think mikey was thinking about killing him. it was almost play to him. even if he hated donnie so much#he would have only trapped him for one of the others to handle it
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