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he is like a horse to me……. in a way……
“what are you doing now. my hair isnt tængeled.”
#please dont… question the deep fried laughing crying emoji. it was a choice.#art#digital art#patrick bateman#american psycho#i lovehate him#i need to put him in a blender#and strangle him to death#and fuck him#NOT IN THAT ORDER
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sick bby 🤧
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#oc: vincent craft#celebrating my 20th day of being sick 🥳😷#the cough is back and I pulled another muscle ! 😀😀#pls send me wombat pics and/or fanart of my ocs in this trying time <3#anway#quinn is such a dramatic lil sick bitch#thus I am projecting my illness onto him 🫴#vince has to keep a baby monitor on him while he sleeps to make sure he hasn't strangled himself to death in his 9+ blankets#weak ass human immune system 😤
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you have partied too much harry, its time to die
#either kim strangles him to death#or judit and jean spend double the amount of time fixing his car#but kim wont talk to harry for at least a month#disco elysium#fanart#comic#harrier du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#judit minot#disco elysium fanart
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Listen I will fully acknowledge my bias in being a tommy apologist but I will also be the first to admit that this man is deeply fucked in the head and creates his own problems half the time
#I love him to death but sometimes he also deserves to be strangled ya know#I’m not gonna fault anyone for being infuriated with him#911#tommy kinard
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death note is so funny because at bascially no point does the main character consider killing someone by any means other than the death note
"i can't do anything to L because i don't know what his name is!!!" hey how about you kill and shoot him with bullets from a gun.
#juney.txt#or maybe wack him over the head with something heavy.#i know about japanese gun laws but still light you have options here#just write the cause of death for some criminal as ''executed for the crime of Murdering L''#and then strangle L to death with your bare hands
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4C: Oh we're here we're here!
4C: We're home!
#lifesteal spoilers#watchblogging#4cvit#vod: subathon day 9! lifesteal death garden | 4cvit jan 9 2025#i am sobbing my eyes out#i need to strangle him to death
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Just saw the "Money saving Bunny!Papy" comic, and I KNOW Papy would try so desperately to find Money again just to repay him/befriend him 😂🫶🏻
How did you know!!! I thought of that too when I did that comic, but I was too lazy to draw it then...
#w9 inbox#bunny!honey#they're so incompatible that I want them to be friends#honey isn't alone! ofc edge came along and is watching over him...#(and also looking for a certain dog to strangle)#did money accept the gift out of the goodness of his heart... or because edge was giving him a death glare#w9 art
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METALBEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WHILE POSTING THIS I JUST REALIZED ITS TUESDAY#DARNITTTT#Its okay though i started on this yesterday 💔💔#theres a severe lack of metalbeard it dresses drawings im here to supply one#but seriously though ive only seen like three of those#all AMAZING BEAUTIFUL drawings btw#this drawing looks like metalbeard is gonna give you a hug or strangle you to death maybe both#i had no idea how to position him honestly i just looked at a scene in the lego movie and straight up copied the pose#hope it doesnt look TOO goofy#i wanted to change the poistion but by than i was already done with most of the lineart so there was no turning back#this was gonna be colorless butttttt i decided to color it#anyways emough with my#yapping#the lego movie#tlm#metalbeard
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The way Leona treats Sally confirms I wrote him properly in the Once Upon A Dream prologue. Mwehehehehehehhe~! VICTORY. Also the fact that he views "strength" as something that's also mental, and not just physical??? Like??? That's... so satisfying.
It's not just muscle, it's not just physical prowess; strength- or what determines someone as strong- is also their mental fortitude and determination do what it takes to reach their goal and the dedication to follow through with it. Sally is constantly fighting for her freedom and he recognizes that, and is such a freaking gentleman to her oh my gods.
Leona supports women's rights and women's wrong, and canonically drinks respect women juice for breakfast. Hot damn.
He's jumped up so high on my list now, like WOWZA. Also he's treating Sally like the queen she absolutely freaking is and for that I may just properly level up the few cards of his that I actually have. HUZZAH. Writing his interactions with El was already going to be interesting, but now it's gonna be doubly interesting because his gentlemanly behavior is actually canon and not just an assumption based off of one vignette- and El has a grudge.
Like, he's gonna give her the same level of respect Jack does but the acknowledge Lilia does of her fighting to survive despite her condition and lack of magic, but gonna be so pissed she's getting in the way of his scheme.
Awwwwww maaaaaaaaaaan ya'll, this is exciting.
(...Turns out, I have exactly three Leona cards. His lab, robes, and Scary Monsters. Pffft.)
#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#lost in the book with tim burton's the nightmare before christmas#twst spoilers#girl was so hoping to be friends with him because of how nice he was to her in the entrance ceremony and then BOOM. He nearly strangled her#to death their second meeting because he was half-asleep and she accidentally stepped on his tail
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thinking about shawn and juliet. shawn who has a pickup line for any ridiculous situation. shawn who can speak with someone once and is pretty much guaranteed to have them in his bed that night. shawn who NEVER stops talking, but the moment he finally decides to tell juliet how he truly feels about her, he forgets all of it. literally goes speechless.
sure, he loved abigail, but he KNEW he could impress her with the whole silly routine he’s done with every other girl, for as long as she didn’t get tired of it. he knows juliet deserves more than that, but he doesn’t know how to handle that yet.
i’ve noticed that he doesn’t really do the whole psychic bit around just jules unless it’s part of a case. he kept it going for abigail even when he wasn’t working because he knew she liked it and didn’t really know how else to (or really care to find another way to) impress her.
he WANTS to try harder for her, even if he’s ever so slowly realizing it and it makes me want to rip my hair out because i can TELL she knows, but she doesn’t want to be the first one to say it when she feels like she’s already tried so many times only for him to not catch what she’s throwing right past his face.
#gonna strangle him actually. shake some sense into that freak#i love them so bad i’m gonna diw#one of the only straight ships ever i think#psych tv#psych s4 ep13#death is in the air#juliet o'hara#shawn spencer#thana rambles
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I’m waiting very patiently for when BB “I’m named after my uncle” Urich discovers how Wilson “knew” Ben
#they were very closely acquainted when he strangled him to death#be fucking for real#sure wilson#he was a great man until i broke into his home and murdered him#daredevil#matt murdock#bb urich#ben urich#wilson fisk#daredevil born again
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rook shows up to the lighthouse meeting wearing this
#evanuris meaning solas and elgar'nan specifically#yes solas would strangle her to death if she called him evanuris but it's true!! He is!!!#you may ask: where did rook find a cropped t-shirt in thedas? i have no idea.#rook de riva#rook dragon age#eh. that's enough tags#q#dragon age
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The real tragedy about Jays death is that it didn’t need to happen. Like yeah yeah he was in too deep yeah yeah The Operator microwaving his brain and all that, but he had a million and one chances to back down. For fucks sake in Entry 80 he was standing by the door a few moments before Alex shoots him. He could have left and he probably would have lived, but he didn’t. Jay rejects every single opportunity he has to leave and it ends up killing him. Because at any point in the series he could have put the camera down and walked away. He almost did at the end of season 1. Alex was only able to find him because he kept doxing himself, if he just put the camera, stopped posting and just moved out of the state he probs would have made it out.
But he didn’t. He needed answers. He needed to know and that’s what killed him.
#also his plan in entry 80 was kinda stupid#‘hmm alex has a gun…lemme just charge right in there unarmed this is a good plan!!’#even if he thought Alex was still tied up he should have brought a knife#bc even if he was tied up what was Jay gonna do??#strangle him with his bare hands??#make out with him???#idk Jay’s dumbassery infuriates me but his death makes me sad#marble hornets#mh jay merrick#marble hornets spoilers#alex kralie
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its me...AGAIN. tomatoes tomatoes i get it but i just cant get the image of caleb hating every single fictional character and or actor/person uved like wholeheartedly, yes...hed support ur hobbies and yes...hed secretly punch the plushies u have of them...and YES hed study them secretly and purposefully act like the characters to get mcs attention. caleb ur such a fucking loser SOBSOSBSOBS
YEAH . YEAH omfg wait i swear i saw a post talking about caleb being jealous of fictional characters/celebrity crushes and it's top 10 funniest things ever i NEED to find it.. i'll reblog it when i find it 😭😭
if one of your favorite characters is in a game where they can die? caleb gets them killed. straight up. he hits you with "awww shucks looks like i missed that shot and a zombie's coming for your 2d bae :( shame!" mind you he's probably great at the game so you can probably guess that he's being a jealous baby so . Ya .....
HOWEVER! there is a loophole. that loophole being "omg i love this character.. he reminds me of you caleb!" that gets him GIDDY. ohhh he's having the time of his life when you say that and he will indulge your spending habits on that character because in his head it's like "heh. settle down bucko she likes you because you remind her of ME. how about them apples"
moral of the story caleb is a loser
#⋆ pomme replies#i will say tho. in my case i think i'd have to strangle him if he purposefully gets leon killed#silence treatment until he completes re4 remake with no leon death#also i am always happy to see you in my inbox NEVER FEEL BAD FOR IT!!!
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What do you think would have happened if WWX had been open with JC about intending to give him his own golden core from the start (using the same logic about debt to JC's parents etc that he convinces himself of afterwards)?
Jiang Cheng probably would’ve tried to strangle him again, blame him for the fact that he lost his own golden core, then threaten suicide if Wei Wuxian insisted on going through with it.
#mdzs asks#anon#jiang cheng#the last time wwx brings up his debt to the jiang couple about taking care of jc to jc#jc tried to strangle him to death#‘vulnerability’ and ‘openness’ is not something jc respects
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no but they were all jumping across the screen and i was sitting there like "wow i love when griffon commits to his kitty poses" but then this was the best screenshot i could get and
me when i'm gonna get u
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