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my sister and i got my dad a picture of our dogs photoshopped into a like. 18th century style painting and he's obsessed with it he's been texting me about it for like the past hour we like definitely won birthday this year lmao
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to be fair it is really funny
#apologies for the glare i did not take that picture#i havent actually seen it in person lmao#but im rly happy with how it turned out it looks really good!!#it wasn't expensive either like the whole thing including the frame was like abt $50#we knew he'd like it lmao he loves shit like that#also super happy with how the dogs look bc we were worried abt the angle and lighting of the pictures we sent in#bc it's two different pictures of them so we were worried the lighting would look rly weird#and it was SO hard to find a picture of loki (yellow outfit) where he like. looked normal lmao we were worried abt the angle he's facing#but it works so well!!!!!#im rly happy abt it lmao#ALSO it's perfect bc rosa means pink in german and she wears a pink collar and everything and we found a picture where she gets a pink dress#and she's a princess anyways lmao
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ARCANE ARMS OF LEGENDS: Vi's 💪💪💪
#arcane#arcaneedit#netflixedit#animationeedit#vi#arcane vi#arcane league of legends#vi arcane#vi biceps#vi arcane biceps#league of legends arcane#vi arms#vi arcane arms#league of legends#media: arcane#type: gif#s1 ep5#this gifset lost my mind trying to color it because it was so damn dark#anyways beefy vi my beloved can she princess carry caitlyn in her big beefy arms in s2 thank you <3#i was gonna post this later but eh i'll just post it now#this post is for the vi simps (aka me lmao) enjoy
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I think this is one of my favorite lines from the Wraith route because of (imo) how much the meaning changes depending on if you got there via Spectre or Nightmare. For Spectre, it honestly strikes me as a genuine question. Why are you doing this to her? If you're on the Spectre route, you presumably already know the Narrator can't really be trusted, since you had to reject his reward to get here. What are you hoping to gain from continuing to hurt her? For Nightmare, it honestly just makes me sad. As the Shifting Mound describes her, "She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt." This line feels like a plea from someone who genuinely doesn't understand why you keep rejecting her. She wants to be with you, but she just can't understand how to do that in a way which doesn't hurt you.
#at the risk of getting put on a list there is something tragic & relatable in nightmare#someone who desperately wants to make connections but just can't understand how#anyway wraith is one of my favorite princesses for stuff like this (and bc tragedy aside her route is a riot)#also im sorry if she doesn't say that line if you got there via nightmare#that's how i got her and i could've sworn she did? But i only found footage of her saying it in spectre#slay the princess#stp#stp wraith#the wraith#stp spectre#stp nightmare#side note archetypal/heart#(slash so i don't accidentally tag them)#pointed out on another post of mine that you get wraith via nightmare by killing her and via spectre by leaving her in the basement#in both cases its a rejection of her (rejection being one of wraith's main themes)#which makes me speculate on spectre's ch 3 (which i think we currently have very little info on?)#Trying to run from Nightmare should technically be a 'rejection' as well#but you get MOC from that (and from choosing to stay with her)#imo bc you're just repeating the same inaction which got you into this situation in the first place#you don't want to slay her. you don't want to set her free. So you just leave her there (again)#and so you get MOC where things have only gotten worse and you have no choice left. Because you chose *not* to take action again#So I wonder if spectre 3 will be a similar 'repeating your past mistakes' type of deal#i was skeptical about it coming from stabbing yourself while she possesses you or trying to crush her bones#but it does make sense with that in mind#im curious if it'll parallel MOC#except instead of having no choice but to free the princess you have no choice but to obey the narrator again#maybe you both end up stuck in the cabin forever again?#idk#sorry i probably should've put all of that tag in the post lmao
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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything
had way too much fun with this one hahah
#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like#im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that#plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list#also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn#baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still#we'll just roll w it#anyway#we can name baizhu's snake smth else too#idk what#just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui#hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list#like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc#childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy#gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it#guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO#changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan#changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day#she approved the husband from day1
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Said it once, I'll say it again: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE THIS FUCKING MEME FORMAT AWAY FROM ME I CAN'T FUCKING S T O P-
I don't think I phrased the whole comparison in that picture very well but honestly I can't think of a BETTER way to phrase it, I'm too fuckin brain dead, and it gets the point across so like...
Anyways. The part of s3 where Catra completely backtracks any progress she made in the desert because she finds out Shadow Weaver went to Brightmoon vs the scene where Dev finds out what Project H really is and immediately starts shutting everyone out again. Catra taking over the Horde vs Dev teaming up with the anti-fairies to take over Fairyworld. I can't think of any other direct parallels between them but I think I got my point across-
I need to go to sleep...
#I made this picture before I had actually watched FOPANW and all I had seen where random clips lmao#also for the record I am a Catra apologist yes she did all that shit but she's learning!!!#anyways#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#dev dimmadome#she-ra#she ra and the princesses of power#catra#spop catra#...that's how I tag this show right? its been awhile since I talked about it-#late night ramblings
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a love story.
#slay the princess#stp#black tabby games#blood#gore#stp princess#stp slayer#stp hero#idk what to call him LMAO#anyway. whats a love story if not just letting a beautiful woman stab you a few times#a real ''she skewers you'' ''ow'' moment
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the one thing DC has that Marvel doesn't really is secret identity nonsense, I can't get enough of that kind of drama it's so funny.
Anyway idea time: Fem!Bruce is still batman (emphasis on the Man) who uses specialized armor and a voice modulator to really sell it. She's still tall and jacked but you cannot tell me that she wouldn't think that the best way to both be taken seriously as a vigilante and to keep her identity safe would be to completely mislead everyone on the Bat's gender.
She doesn't even tell the justice league until she absolutely has to, like getting injured or her voice modulator breaks or something.
#idk if i wanna call her 'Bryce' bc while it does sound like a rich white mom name idk if I like it#i think the more different 'gotham's princess' and 'the dark knight' are the funnier it is#fem!bruce's brucie persona would be fascinating to construct honestly#anyway he/him butch batman and she/her bi fem Brucie#genderfluid for secret identities sake yk?#wanna write a fic about it ughhhh#idk what my obsession is with genderbending the most emotionally constipated guys I can find#anyway the Robins call Batman mom while in costume and he doesn't correct them#im scared to put this in the tags lmao
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there r a lot of things about the myth of psyche and eros that makes me a little insane but one of them has always been the tasks from aphrodite and the unfairness of it. they're not intended to be possible. they're so obviously not meant to be possible, and psyche isn't fucking hercules, you know, she's not a demigod or whatever, she's mortal and these aren't mortal tasks!! it's why psyche has to be helped with each one, fucking by like ants and river gods and shit. and so like. idk. i know ppl see psyche and eros as like a story about love and shit which obviously it is but as a kid psyche and eros always felt like a story about being able to accept help
#in my theoretical adaptation of psyche and eros i'll never write i emphasize this theme#by changing psyche from a princess and youngest daughter to a poorer girl and eldest daughter who is very like. sophie hatter esque#also tbh when i first started thinking about my theoretical adaptation of psyche and eros i was reading hmc LMAO#also also ALSO. as a kid i always felt like the story was soooo deeply about regret and atonement and forgiveness#like YES the story is about love but not about easy love. love is difficult and requires work and sometimes u hurt each other !!!!!#it always struck me as a kid how psyche just. accepts the tasks.#i always read it as like. psyche KNOWS these tasks are unfair and i dont even think she expects to achieve them#but she accepts them anyways because she so deeply regrets what she did to eros and has no idea what else she can do.#am i verbalizing this well or have the worms eating my brain reached an irreversible point#also tbf im pretty sure the version i read as a kid didnt include the multiple times psyche tries to kill herself LMAO.#but we're ignoring that because i love the idea that shes just. so aimless and resigned to the tasks#ALSO on eros' side of things#i dont have like proper analysis about it but as a kid i saw eros hiding his face as like. fear?#like. fear that the person he loves will think he's a monster if he reveals his true self. or somethin. which also. i think is very queer#also very beauty and the beast. for obvious reasons since it was based on psyche and eros lmao#oh also. i already mentioned it but psyche and hercules r so similar.#did something unforgivable to a loved one --> given multiple impossible tasks to atone for it etc etc#i dont have any real analysis abt it i dont remember a lot abt hercules tbh but. yah#ALSO. okay i think retellings of hades and persephone where theyre totally in love and stuff r kinda tired.#BUT. in the theoretical adaptation i always imagined a scene where psyche does the last task where she goes to the underworld#and shes tired shes soso tired#and she goes to persephone and persephone is gentle and motherly which aphrodite has Not been to psyche#and i think if persephone is unkidnapped and truly in love w hades#then i think there could be a fun parallel between persephone and psyche in which like. theyre both in love w ppl#who are seen as monsters. and shit. or whatever#anyways. idk what made me think abt this again. ACTUALLY i do know i might write a twine for the neotwiny game jam#and it might be inspired by psyche and eros#anyways. lmao#jc.txt
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[Duck from Princess Tutu digitally painted in a more realistic style. her hair is braided and pulled over her shoulder, and her mouth is open as if speaking, looking at the camera]
average duckgirl
#duck#princess tutu#ptutu#pt#princess tutu duck#ahiru#ahiru arima#princess tutu ahiru#digital painting#2023#i feel like recently the part of my brain that visualizes things has been unsatisfied with so much stylization#or thats not quite it but like. its been trying to pull me more toward realism? i was trying to read discworld for example#and had to hunt down some real face claims so i could pin down my character designs#i consider this a good sign actually. for growth#anyway#character design#part of what inspired this is she has funny anime hair but like. irl she kind of has the same hair as me just with a long braid lmao.#weird mullet#and bangs that stick up
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I get the sense that Nina is gonna haunt the next season.
#creature commandos#discussion in tags ->#im having A Moment#bride crashout incoming question mark.#i would Love To See her go after flag but its not gonna happen lol#i mean i guess she already kinda did. killing Rostovic. but like. i want her to lose it#bride says shes the only kind one out of them. she finally accepts that theyre friends and then accidentally drives her to her to her death#i want nina to have been a Uniting Force of the team. i want everything to go to shit w/o her there#a character whose Whole Life is defined by being a perceived burden to others is finally almost able to prove herself and.#i want the bride to go absolutely postal i want phosphorus to try changing for the better. asterisk. sorta. hear me out#the bride is just about nihilistic atp. she straight up says if rostovic hadnt killed nina she wouldnt have cared enough.#she deserved to have a sparkling fiery vengeful meltdown about everything next season. and she should get to kill eric godspeed.#phosphorus has already gotten his revenge.#he went through terrible shit and killed everyone who wronged him and then went on a hedonistic bender about it.#(phosphorus is also the only one to go by a different name. and he chose it for himself. i dont have anythng to say abt that yet but. ow)#but he clearly is still wracked with guilt about his wife and kids deaths too. He goes for Thorne at home. He definitely kills his kids.#in what i can only see as an intentional parallel.#but then in pokolistan when he is given a Very Legitimate reason to kill the little girl [she could out the team] not only does he Not-#he talks to and plays with her in a way that is Immediately a parallel to his own kid owwwww#[for hours possibly? isnt it night when theyre being chased and morning when her parents come down?? ill have 2 check tho]#good god im off topic anyway#phosphorus is a sarcastic prick like. comedically so.#the aformentioned scene is pretty much the only time in the whole show hes even remotely sincere#when him and the bride are trying to reassure nina before she goes to kill the princess-#he A] sounds genuinely earnest B] calls her “kid” and C] waits for her to leave before ruining it lmao#and like. i dont know if he felt paternal or anything but i do think her death is gonna mess him up a little#or maybe theyll all get worse.. i wouldnt be annoyed if they all crash the fuck out together. GI is gonna find out eventually too.#also hes reformed. kinda. in some of his recent comic appearances which makes for a fun dynamic certainly#christ this was a novel im sorry hsajdghkgdah#i dont rly have a satisfying ending i just. Ouagh
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God the Gameloft Halloween designs are so cool. I want to draw all of them again and again but I probably won't end up doing anything other than just this one lmao
Anyway Happy Halloween/Nightmare Night!
#mlp#my little pony#princess cadance#gameloft#halloween#nightmare night#my art#we're emo#man I wish I could dress like this irl lmao#but i have no motivation. or money#sad! anyway#she's so cool
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Okay so I'm finally finishing Stormhaven so Cir got a new fit LMAO she changes it up a bit and wants to wear something more bosmerish, while keeping with the Breton armor aesthetic since she's in High Rock still LMAO coincidentally the Vinedusk Scout costume fits perfectly :)
#OUGH love this fit tbh#she is so baby still omg#shes like oh hell yeah I'm connecting to Y'ffre again after being in skyrim so long#this is awesome#and then in the next zone she does the thing and gets excommunicated by her god essentially LMAO yffy is like hey thats not cool!#and then she spends the next six years trying to atone for her breaking the Pact and get back into Y'ffre's good graces LOL#it does happen ofc bc shes gods favorite princess#anyway if you actually read these ily i only know only like two fs do bro u guys r awesome mwah mwah#cirwedh softgrass#elder scrolls online#eso oc#eso self insert#eso headcanons#not fennwedh
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i love madoka magica however i dont think we as a fandom talk enough about how tragic madoka herself is. probably because the narrative itself steers you away from thinking about her personally. shes not a character shes a desire that homura has, shes a force of good, shes homura's foil. but those are all madoka's narrative roles but madoka herself as a person is not really looked at because we are viewing this world from an unreliable narrator(homura) who only sees madoka as those things. The best thing homura could have done for madoka was give up on her, to let her go. because every time we go back in time the image of madoka is distorted, she loses more of herself every regression of homura's as she tries harder and harder to save her. We don't even know what madoka originally wished for to become a magical girl in the original timeline. and she actually acts quite differently than the madoka we meet. shes a lot more honest and caring and bold. by the time homura's has reached the actual anime madoka has been reduced by the sands of time to a figment of herself. she has no wants or desires of her own beyond wanting to do good and help her friends and when all her humanity is stripped away is when she finally acends to godhood because thats all thats left of her. an ideal and a faith in her. madoka kaname died a long time ago and all that is left is her ghost.
#of course homura doesnt care anymore because she cant go back she can only go forward cuz if she gives up she killed madoka for nothing#she could have left her pass away with dignity but now shes a ghost stuck in a web of time and the only thing she can do is keep trying#to save her#i feel like inately homura knows this but she doesnt want to admit to herself thats shes the real one who killed madoka kaname#this is a very charitable reading of homura#homura died too but its a clear moment because homura is our narrator#homura akemi will never come back madoka kaname will never come back#but life goes on anyway for homura#heres my truth#i loved rebellion but im actually a bigger fan of the original anime's ending so im glad it seems like red ribbon homu is coming back#i thought that ending was a lot more hopeful and beautiful and rebellion was kind of a downer but i always accepted they were parallel#and seems im right based on posters#for walpurgis#madoka uses one of my favorite literary devices which is the underuse of a character#i dont know whats it called but i love it when they dont outright develop a character usually to signal an upholding of the status quo#i already explained how madoka is not shown as a character but they do this in princess tutu too with mytho#mytho is a character from a book hes not real in the way that the others are and therefore cant actually change like the others can#hes always the focus of others and never the one thinking of others#i mean yeah he spends like the whole anime thinking about tutu but thats PART of his book its not him as a person#anyway ive been talking too much but i wanna bring up my favorite subtle use of this in takopi's original sin#the boy#idk his name rn lmao#hes straight up not present for the bulk of the manga and hes legit just absent from the ending scene despite being one point of a triangle#at first that weirded me out like??? he doesnt get closure???#but the reason was he didnt need it#the focus and moral is that those girls were 'weird' unable to be normal (because of trauma) and their closure was theyre at least together#but he doesnt need that because hes already normal hes the status quo a benchmark for the reader for the reader to judge the characters off#and the characters to judge eachother off of#anyway anyway sorry this has been so long#i had to get all of that out of me
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no offence to people who genuinely enjoyed james somerton and feel cheated but you could kind of tell he didnt give a shit about anything he ever said. there was no passion or personable anecdotes in anything he ever made, and the fact he was constantly posting videos was crazy. like if you watch your more popular video essayists theyre always coming from a point of 1) education in a field 2) passion in a subject and 3) being open about themselves
like , this man hopped on the video essay train because of the popularity of his peers and just tokened himself into "the gay video essayist" as if so many other people werent already doing that? and the lack of care for intersectionality was obvious. i stopped ever watching him after he took it personally that some marvel show was about black exploitation in america and not about two men kissing each other, cuz it became abundantly clear that was the only experience he gave a shit about (his own)
#idk im GENUINELY not trying to be rude im just saying be sus of people who dont put themselves in their work#like i remember lindsay ellis and dan olsen talking about their film school experience and then you look at their work and its like oh yeah#i see how this is their work because they know what theyre talking about and they enjoy it#and you can look at like quinton reviews or jenny nicholson deep diving into media for hours and its like theyre taking you on a journey#and you feel like youre watching them go crazy but steering the ship in a way only they can#or theres people like princess weekes who bring up their own experiences watching queer media and where they were at the time#she once was like “yeah i made i kissed a girl amv disney crossovers” LEADING ME TO REALIZE ID SEEN SAID VIDEOS 15 YRS AGO............#cuz i was subbed to her and she introduced me to all the things she said and we have a mutual queer experience from that kinda source lmao#anyway you can tell these people put themselves in their work!#and when it came to james that was just never there because nothing he ever said WAS his own experience#it was always money to him not passion or experience or community#idk this might be a nothing post but ive been thinking about it since watching the hbomb video
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I had only kinda wanted this Cleo when she dropped but like... I didnt nearly $100 want her so I was like whatever. But she grew on me and then I was like dang I do want her actually. Then yesterday at a doll show I found her and snagged her for $50 so I guess patience pays off sometimes lmao
#personal#dolls#my dolls#cleo de nile#monster high#monsterhigh#mh#midnight runway#like the guy was originally selling her for 100#but by the time i saw her she was down to 60#and hes like well its the end of the day hows 50? and i said fuck yea lmao#bc no shipping and getting her right that second is worth a lot tbh#and less than retail like god bless#only issue i actually see with her is maybe one of her eyelashes on the left eye is a little out of place#but i might be able to fix that a bit anyway#opening her later fr im so excited#he also gave my sib a mlp princess cadence for free bc we're guessing tehy were the first one to not call her celestia lmaoooo#so bonus!! he was cool#and shout out to my sibling for having cash when i didnt lmao love you!
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Sorry WHAT HAPPENED to your war domain cleric??? Can I have the DETAILS???
Unfortunately resolution is somewhat scant only because this all happened over the course of the last two sessions of a freshly rebooted campaign and we're all on an extended break for the holidays lol, but absolutely you can have details--
In my DM's homebrew setting, my cleric is a noble from a country that's ruled over by several half-brothers that each control one chunk of territory. The brothers are all related to the other by their father, but one of their mothers had a daughter as well who doesn't have a title claim but is more of a Princess Diana-type: adored by the people and has political sway through sheer force of social standing. My character is 29 and the princess is roughly 26-ish, so my DM and I improvised we'd know each other in our childhoods (thanks partly to a relatively high history roll), but weren't exactly on positive terms due to my character's haughty and hyper-competitive personality.
Flash forward a few sessions. My party is in this same country solving a string of serial killings, and I get a letter from the princess to come and meet up after dark. I go to the location with my party's fighter and bard, but I head up to meet her alone. A few shenanigans ensue that result in my cleric accidentally breaking an artifact of hers that was letting her see visions of something. As she was apologizing, the princess started kissing her, and I was like "Welp, my cleric absolutely doesn't pull away and starts kissing her back in the attic of this hat shop".
As I was mentally trying to pick what flavor of childhood-rivals-to-lovers sapphic revelation my girl was going to have through the rest of her story, my DM asks me to make a wisdom saving throw. I have a +9 to wisdom saving throws. I rolled a 2 on the dice.
My DM: "As you're kissing her, you feel your mind shut off for a quick minute. In the next moment of genuine awareness you have, you're standing in a blood-filled room with a sickle you don't recognize in one hand, and the princess's head in the other as you finish carving through the last few tendons in her neck."
End of session. I had my head on the table for five straight minutes.
My character spends the next session in basically a horror-filled fugue state as everyone with a shred of political power (plus her family, who she's on so-so terms with) puts on a sham trial and pins all 27 serial killings on her. Some more shenanigans happen and I think the real killer's about to take us all into a dungeon to murder us there, but that was the last session we had and I don't get back to the table until mid-January thanks to a work event I have to attend right after the holidays lol.
I know it was actually the princess and not someone disguised as her thanks to casting Locate Creature beforehand, and the flavor text/saving throw of the situation definitely aligns with Dominate Person, but basically all the whos, hows, or whys haven't been revealed because this was all the last two sessions and our party hasn't had the chance to look for clues.
As soon as my girl ceases to be an enemy of the state, I have to teach myself a nifty little resurrection spell so I can be like "So....sorry about murdering you, but can we give that other thing another shot pwease 👉👈 👩❤️👩❓".
#randomhatthief#Some items are paraphrased and some context was cut but that's the long and short of it#When I first met this princess I was like 'damn...my cleric should absolutely pursue a relationship with her that would be so funny'#while my DM was having the exact same thought and was putting the pieces in place and not telling me lmao#So we just had brain-to-brain communication over this one character being my PC's lesbian awakening and didn't tell each other lolololol#Also my DM and I worked out a mechanic (per my request bc I thought it'd be fun) where I can only cast spells if my holy symbol--#a giant piece of armor#--is equipped on me and lo and behold; guess what was ALSO missing after she came to'd after being Dom'd Person'd?#I am quite literally just an NPC with an absurdly high health pool until I get that armor back lol#Anyway DND is the greatest game of all time and I'm so mad it took me 26 years to nut up and try it#I miss my wie Tails I miss her a lot#Seta speaks
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