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Kanaya: Tall Girls And Fat Girls Are Hot Because There’s More Girl Per Girl, That Is My Opinion At Least..
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someday i too wish to be able to say “my wife”- at every opportunity. what does ur wife think of ur fanfic? does she get to see the rough drafts?
i also want this for you!!! 100/10 experience to get to say “my wife” in any context.
she thinks it’s very cool that i write fic and that people like my fic. i showed her this ask and she said “tell them i love you and i support you making tim suffer a lot.” and she’s also a writer! she’s great! check her out if you’re into women being super gay and bad at emotions.
since we don’t run in the same fandoms she doesn’t typically read my rough drafts, though will if i ask; usually she helps more in the research stage (especially if there’s a kissing scene).
#my wife’s tastes run so niche that she started a whole new ship tag#and she is correct#the other day i was chatting with a new coworker and i mentioned ‘oh my wife works with that—’ and watched her face light up#she immediately found a way to tell me she too is queer it was very sweet#asks#fer wifeposting
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making shadow an uncaring edge lord isn’t just an insult to his character; it’s an insult to maria’s. she did not raise him to be like this. she is watching him from heaven as he attempts to destroy the universe over petty bullshit and insults friendship and steals popcorn from a Chao and thinking i did NOT sacrifice my life for this little bitch. i raised him better than that. if this is my baby brother then i am disowning his furry ass and becoming an only child again. fuck him.
#and she is CORRECT#maria robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow 2005#sonic boom#sonic the hedgehog#my thoughts#space colony ark#shitpost
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désiré for sure read frankenstein and was like I am LITERALLY the creature
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it’s always either ‘head empty no thoughts’ or ‘head full many thoughts’ but i propose to you, as my gf so eloquently put it, ‘head empty too many thoughts’
#the fae speak#it’s the depression and anxiety and neurodivergence#i was struggling to put something into words and he was like ‘what are you thinking’ so i went ‘no’#and then they went#‘ah yes head empty too many thoughts’#and she is correct#depression#anxiety#adhd#autism#neurodivergence
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it’s so funny because usually I tell people that me and my sister are opposites and for the most part that’s true but if there’s one thing we absolutely do have in common it’s our completely delusional narcissism.
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she's in her Post-Namek Vegeta era (self-diagnosed).
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- marlene mckinnon (she definitely said this at one point)
a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film
#dungeon meshi#my art#laios thorden#senshi#marcille#chilchuck#chilchack#izatsumi#laois#laius thorden#sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here#chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic#laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it#plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit#marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her#plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would#senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars#izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo#chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
#icarus speaks#i fully believe she's correct btw#they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work#cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think#but oh honey you have a big storm coming#side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly#also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world#they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible
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#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#trucy wright#my friend said the scenery is very canadian#she is correct#I went on a walk in a forest last week and the trees were super yellow#beanix#narumitsu#wrightworth#if you squint#snailiart
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pretentious bitches feel free to shout out your fav underappreciated songs in the tags!
#goth#goth music#its shes in parties btw. thats the correct answer jsyk. lucretia my reflection is a close second
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right, so im combing through the series to get references for my animatic only to make a discovery that’s making me go insane.
It’s the pattern of Anthony’s vests.
These are from season 2:
AND THIS, is from season 3:
we all know about them matching colors, BUT HIM ADOPTING INDIAN PATTERNS???
he is not longer “Viscount Anthony Bridgerton”
he wants everybody to know, without a shadow of doubt, that he is now, in fact, “Anthony, Husband to Viscountess Kathani Bridgerton”
that is the only title he cares about at this point and i 100% support him on that.
#bridgerton#anthony bridgerton#kathani sharma#kathani bridgerton#kanthony#kathony#s3 kanthony#i need them to keep matching#i need them to match like nobody’s ever matched before#those fanfics about kate giving whatever fabrics she picks out for herself to his tailor#they were clearly correct
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:
Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?
Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...
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Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?
Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.
Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!
*they resume shooting at eachother.*
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Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!
Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!
Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!
Batman: reconsiders life choices.
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Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*
Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.
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Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...
Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!
The Goons: You said what?!
Oracle : You said what?!
Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.
#jason todd#assigned trans at goon#jason and his goons#best mafia boss ever#best goons ever#“maybe I'll go join Jason's gang#supportive goons#they have a goon of the week contest#the batfam is so confused#oracle knows exactly what is happening but she's too busy laughing to correct the misunderstanding#Tim weaponizes it#“maybe I'll go join Jason's gang at least THEY would accept me#batman#batman and robin#under the red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#pride month#trans pride#happy pride 🌈
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