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I get it. I'm quite the catch. I'm flattered, but I'm hopelessly in love with my wife who can't get enough of me. I'm a lost cause. You're gonna have to find your own fucked up White boy and fix him for yourself.
#ph4wg#ph4wg original#I don't get it either#hottest real women I've ever seen mooning at me?#checking me out?#showing down blouse on purpose and watching me#i feel like I'm taking crazy pills#actually i think they are just silly young women still figuring out the world and happy to get the one semi good looking Prof#and I'm charming and funny#and strangely manly#fatherly#and sensitive.#probably the first sensitive and emotionally in tune man she's met#who exhibits deep empathy#and acts on it#it's like catnip for women#even the gay guys?#you're sounded by student athletes!#hottest women outside of my wife mind you#😅🍳🍳🤕#and I really do keep my eyes up#and I really do distance the moony or flirty ones#you made your choice to act and actions have real consequences including losing out on my best jokes#I adore my wife.#And I work really hard to head off any advances and keep things congenial and professional#it's best for everyone#and I hate awkward interactions#imagine working with someone for years after they tried to sleep with you#so fucking awkward and how the hell do we even talk in meetings#that is why I guard my marriage so proactively
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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of
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I feel so stupid but I trust people way to easily.
#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#im just a girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlhood#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#just girly things#female rage#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#oversharing#sensitive era#overly nice#lana del slay#lana del rey#lana is god#lana unreleased#whisper girl#lizzy grant#lanadelrey#dollette#coquette dollete#americana#insane girlblogger#manic pixie dream girl#girl interrupted syndrome#pretty girl energy#prettygirlissuesss#day in a life of a pretty girl
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some beach babes i started while i was on holiday <3
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tavstarion#shadowlach#tav#astarion#karlach#shadowheart#i like to think even after they sort out the daywalker thing he's still v light sensitive and crisps after 5 minutes#also the first one was funnier in my head#when in doubt use your tiefling gf as a barbecue#shart isn't made for swimming she's supposed to float on a lilo for 4 hours and that's it
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And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now
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On Isolation
#alina tries to draw#vent art#isolation#actually adhd#mental health#childhood trauma#rejection sensitive dysphoria#RSD
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A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3
#okay but like how the heck do you transliterate Yoda’s laugh in a way that doesn’t look ridiculous#also wow I can’t believe how much lovely feedback I got on the first one of these! thanks yall#Star Wars#starwarsblr#leia organa#princess leia#luke skywalker#space twins#skywalker twins#han solo#yoda#force ghost#I think Hans picked up a lot of information about the force through osmosis#he’s just being a little shit#force sensitive Leia
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✦ I've been saving all my summers for you ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#scenthound#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#give me a single good reason why Machete shouldn't become a victorian widow when he goes to the beach#his skin and eyes are very sensitive to the sun but he can manage for a little bit at a time especially with adequate protection#he has sunscreen and a big ol' parasol waiting don't worry#Vasco is looking even more sunkissed than usual#sunshine boy with his sunshine shorts
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Things women should never feel ashamed of:
• Orgasms
• Receiving money
• Receiving compliments
• Pretty privilege
• Being smart
• Dressing up
• Menstrual cycles
• Emotions and being sensitive
• Expressing our sexuality
• Resting and relaxation
• Asserting our sexual needs
• Maintaining our standards
• Saying No
• Wanting or having children
• Choosing to be childfree
• Our body count
• Our nude body
• Wearing makeup or not wearing makeup
• Having boundaries and protecting ourselves
• Our spiritual practices
• Using witchcraft
• Being ambitious
• Going to college
• Being a housewife or stay at home mom
• Loving who and what we love
#succulentsiren#postive affirmations#dark feminine energy#writers and poets#divine feminine#it girl#femininity#dark femininity#affirmations#dark femme#femme fatale#high value#high value men#high value woman#positive mindset#high mindset#self confidence#manifest#witchcraft#spirituality#emotions#sensitive#woman#women#female#femme#standards#pretty privilege#speak your truth#speak
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is
#I have something very time sensitive I need to be doing and instead I’m posting this#Krafter Talks#TW Drugs
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#meme#worth a try#fireworks#hyperacusis#ptsd#misophonia#noise sensitivity#autism#adhd#noise pollution#sound sensitivity#fourth of july#4th of july#july 4th#r196#196#rule#ruleposting#r/196
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hey STEB NATION (me and 5 other fish enthusiasts) how are we feeling
#do we think he needs sleep masks because his eyes are sensitive to light#do we think he's good at sewing things bc he's a medic#do we think he sleeps curled up bc idk bc my heart tells me so#we definitely do think he's selectively mute#arcane#steb arcane#arcane art#steb my love#steb x reader#viktor arcane#silco#jinx#steb#viktor x reader#monster fuqqer#hear me out#arcane fanart
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