#and seeing the lords in black in nerdy prudes must die

[artz16]

The Mondo Squad as the Lords in Black!!

Happy Halloween!

[teamcurtflake]

[tabooiart]

Don’t be so formal! We’re all paly-wals here. I mean, look at us. We even hold court in your own tongue and form!

[wardback]

Shout out to the lords in black gotta be 5 of my favourite genders

[coloredlion]

“what you cherish most”

[itsdefinitely]

they're all insane

[yourlocalabomination]

Do you know if someone has posted the full tgwdlm poster,,, I need to see the rest of the blorbos

I actually have photos of all three of the posters!

These are Hatchetfield posters currently available at the CC merch stand. The artwork is done by @ Magicalnarwhal

[thepunkmuppet]

the possible future of the hatchetfield series: hatchetfield halloween party livestream full rundown

again apologies if someone has already done something like this, but I’m procrastinating doing my coursework and just want to talk about hatchetfield I want everyone to be aware of this exciting stuff that was announced in the stream so here you go:

the next starkid musical to be released will not be in the hatchetfield universe.

the guy who didn’t like musicals will soon be ready to license.

nightmare time 3 was originally planned to be released in the same year as nightmare time 2 and will wrap up the overarching nightmare time stories (which seem to be miss holloway and the foster sisters respectively).

if they did a fourth hatchetfield musical, it would be about miss holloway and her backstory. it is already written. I am very very extremely normal about this fact 😃

there is a possibility of a hatchetfield movie, and workin’ boys was sort of a test for this concept. it would be a slasher murder mystery centering around the hatchetfield community players (zoey chambers and the cast of workin’ girls, possibly also with ruth, hidgens, alice and any other theatre-oriented characters but that part’s just my speculation). the transcription of the teaser description can be found below the nmt descriptions.

ok so here are the transcriptions of the nmt3 episode descriptions:

Story #1: Bottle Imps

Bill Woodward has been chosen to test CCRP’s latest and greatest product; Bottle Imps. These reality-bending buddies will bring their owner the one thing they desire most. When his new imp, Lovely, leads him to his soulmate, Bill decides to use his magical companion to play matchmaker. But to help Charlotte find the man of her dreams, Bill will have to bend the Imp’s rules. Rules he’s been warned, must never be broken…

Story #2: Frankenruth

Desperate to see a naked body, Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz volunteer at the morgue of St. Damien’s Hospital. Their terrible plan becomes exponentially more terrible, when they become unwitting subjects in the experiments of the body-snatching madman, Doctor Laszlo, who claims to have conquered death itself. If Hatchetfield thought Ruth was bad before, then they will cower before the unspeakable horror of… Frankenruth!

Story #3: Becky Barnes Climbed a Tree

Becky Barnes is on top of the world! Not in a literal sense, of course. She’s deathly afraid of heights. After years of struggle, Becky’s life is finally everything she dreamed it would be. She’s engaged to her high school sweetheart, Tom Houston, and the two have a surprise baby on the way! But, as the couple prepare for the arrival of baby Marie, a shadow from Becky’s past returns to haunt them.

Story #4: Devil’s Night

Tim Houston has a crush. Unfortunately, it’s on his older, mature and totally cool babysitter, Grace Chasity, who he fears will never see him as anything but a snot-nosed little kid. But when a devilish maniac with murderous designs on Grace attacks Hatchetfield the night before Halloween, Tim must protect his beloved, or join the killer’s growing body count. It’s another slashing adventure on the night HE came home… Devil’s Night.

Story #5: (long special episode) Miss Holloween

It’s Halloween in Hatchetfield once again, and Miss Holloway is celebrating the same way she’s done for decades, staving off the horrors that go bump in the night. But when Duke gives her an invitation to his wedding, the dejected Miss Holloway begins to chafe under the terms of a contract forged many years ago. She strikes a new bargain, but unfortunately her creditors are known for their tricks, not treats. Just as Miss Holloway gives up her powers in exchange for a mortal life, a monstrous new threat rears its ugly head. As All Hallows Eve descends, and all Hell breaks loose, Miss Holloway must save the town or die trying… for real this time.

Story #6: (long special episode / season finale) Orb Weaver

Lex Foster had a life once. A home. A boyfriend. Now there is only the road, and her sister, and the fear of the men who are hunting them. As Hannah Foster watched Lex sink deeper into despair, she is certain of only three things: Webby is gone. She cannot help them. They are alone. Elsewhere, an old soldier awakens from a catatonic state. Returned from some unimaginable Hell with a mission. He knows that somewhere, two magical girls require immediate evac… then maybe some coffee.

very important: if you want nightmare time 3, WATCH NIGHTMARE TIME 2. BUY A TICKET TO THE LIVESTREAM. SHOW THAT THERE IS LOVE AND DEMAND AND IT’S WORTH THEIR TIME AND MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

hatchetfield movie: Cast Party Massacre

The Hatchetfield Community Players. You will never find a cattier troupe of two-faced thespians. But when the blood begins to flow at their latest show’s cast party, they must consider: is there a secret murderer in their midst? And more importantly, who amongst them is a good enough actor to pull off such a performance? Can they set aside their petty squabbles and tangled romances, or is it curtains for this ensemble? Who will survive… the Cast Party Massacre!

[terrimavr]

It took me so long to realize that in The Summoning the Lords in Black are supposed to look like teenagers

Like in Mis Halloween they look like kids trick or treating because it's Halloween and in NPMD they're teenagers because they were summoned in a HIGHSCHOOL by HIGHSCHOOLERS

[amazingmsme]

i've never put an image in an ask before so i hope this works lol. anyway they are so sick of this joke, but it must be funny, because SOMEONE's laughing

MZKSNSLWBFLGN GRRRR ARF ARF BARK!!! I AM LEGIT GOING FUCKING FERAL OVER THIS!! AS YOU CAN SEE, I STILL HAVEN’T CALMED DOWN SINCE YOU SENT THIS!

I fucking adore your wiggly design, he’s so creepy cute & he just LOOKS like an evil lil shit. & the other libs designs are soooo cute I wanna hug them & pat their heads! They look so fucking done with their brother’s shitty ass puns, it’s hilarious! It’s so funny how Blinky & Nibbly are so expressive & they’re just. An eyeball & a big ol’ mouth, but the way Blinky’s just fuckin’ glaring right next to Nibbly’s judgmental frown made me giddy

I would normally say poor Max, but he’s a dick & deserves it tbh & there’s waaaay worse things Wiggly could do so honestly he should be relieved he’s not suffering for realsies

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I love the idea that instead of the lords in black appearing different to the actual characters than they do to us, they just decided to take the form of the people who have been brutally murdered over the past few days like some kinda fucked up squip

[secondstar-acorn]

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

close-ups under cut for quality :)

[lilywave]

something about instead of the lords in black taking what the kids treasure the most, they get rid of max and in exchange the kids become their avatars on earth moon knight-style and carry out their will in the mortal realm so they don’t have to wait to be summoned anymore… i’ve been having thoughts lately

[squeakyclamart]

ok npmd you win. the human design for nibbly is my favorite thing ever. so what. whatever

[coloredlion]

new religion.