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There's no "straight" way to eat a Ring Pop but Eddie "Homotron 5000" Diaz managed to somehow choose the queerest way.

Cheeks hollowed...

Hand curled in a light fist...

Big, brown, beautiful cow eyes looking up through his lashes...

Buck needs to start getting serious -

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2019 will always be 1 year ago

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Hyped for Pulp 4 but need a recap? Just jumping into the Pulp-verse and want the full experience? Catch up on Pulp Musicals before Episode 4 is released on September 9th with PULP RERUNS, broadcasting on the Pulp Musicals YouTube every other day starting August 22nd. (Link in bio)

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We will once again be broadcasting Pulp in its entirety leading up to the release of Episode 4: The Searcher in the Shadows.

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Every episode of Pulp is told in three half hour parts, with videos featuring the art of Jackie Franco (@jackiehorrorshow) that originally ‘aired’ on YouTube between 2021-2023.

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Each part will be made available for a full twenty four hours before the videos vanish into the airwaves.

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🌗 Episode 1: THE GREAT MOON HOAX

Part 1 - THURSDAY AUGUST 22nd

Part 2 - SATURDAY AUGUST 24th

Part 3 - MONDAY AUGUST 26th

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🧱 Episode 2: THE BRICK SATELLITE

Part 1 - WEDNESDAY AUGUST 28th

Part 2 - FRIDAY AUGUST 30th

Part 3 - SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 1st

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⚓️ Episode 3: THE GHOSTS OF ANTIKYTHERA

Part 1 - TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 3rd

Part 2 - THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 5th

Part 3 - SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 7th

[You can also listen to Pulp 1-3 on iTunes and Spotify right now! Link in bio! The sky’s the limit and the stars await! 📻]

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the way I cackled

would you buy a large $500 Curt Mega?

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the way I posted this back in APRIL hahaha even then I knew he'd be my new favorite 🙌🏻

I'm so normal about Tadius I'm so normal about him I swear I'm so normal

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Tired? Stressed? Anxious?

Why not try picking at your face for 20 to 30 minutes. Surely you will not regret picking at your face for 20 to 30 minutes. Its free. Pick your face. Pick your face for 20 to 30 minutes its free and you will definitely not regret doing that.

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reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

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Tadius

Tadius

Tadius

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hehehe sowwy

Ella and Tadius from Cinderella's Castle give very similar energy to Curt and Tatiana from Spies Are Forever. Both not interested in each other romantically but are absolutely best friends and probably kiss each other on the cheek when they meet up and everyone sorta thinks they're together and they never deny it but they know they're not together and never will be

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Ella and Tadius from Cinderella's Castle give very similar energy to Curt and Tatiana from Spies Are Forever. Both not interested in each other romantically but are absolutely best friends and probably kiss each other on the cheek when they meet up and everyone sorta thinks they're together and they never deny it but they know they're not together and never will be

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Tadius

Tadius

Tadius

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Cinderella's Castle Review

At long last, what everyone (no one) has been waiting for - my review of Cinderella's Castle! Fair warning, there may be spoilers ahead! Mkay you've been warned. 💚

First, my general thoughts. Overall, I thought this was a fantastic addition to the long list of excellent musicals from Team StarKid. The story was familiar yet innovative, the characters were immersive, and the combination of the music and choreo was incredible. I may have laughed more during this show than any other StarKid show, but there were also some absolutely devastating and emotional moments. Also, everyone is so hot in this show it's unfair.

The choreo? PERFECTION. Lauren really outdid herself with the dance choreo. It was so different from that of other StarKid shows, but it absolutely matched each song immaculately. In addition to this, every cast member executed the choreo excellently. Special shout-out to Curt for slaying the fight choreo.

Speaking of the songs though - Jeff Blim the man that you are. All of the songs are so cool and catchy and, again, different from what we've been used to with Hatchetfield. Shout-out to the band aka the Whippoorwills for CRUSHING it! Everyone's voices sounded fantastic, 10/10, and I don't think I'll ever be able to pick a favorite song.

Nick and Matt Lang are geniuses, and this just confirms that. They created a story around something that is well-known and potentially overdone BUT made it their own with some special StarKid magic. The story is dark, hilarious, and touching all at the same time. They've come up with these brilliant characters that you can't help but fall in love with (which is obviously a combination of the writing AND the brilliant portrayal by the cast).

Sidenote - the wardrobe is STUNNING.

Now I could keep rambling, but instead I'll leave y'all with my summary of each cast member's performance in five words or less:

Angela - regal yet evil

Bryce - haunting and powerful

Curt - dadius (but also MOOD)

James - side-splittingly hilarious

Jeff - the realest

Joey - I wanna squeeze him

Jon - so so noble

Kim - ETHEREAL

Lauren - sweetie pie

Mariah - gross in a good way

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watch this space for my in-depth review of cinderella's castle

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hi I was SO correct

I already know Tadius is my favorite help

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This is actually SO infuriating, starkid is one of if not the most accessible theater company out there - can y'all REALLY still not wait until the digital ticket or the inevitable proshot?

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Christmas in July is a thing