#and seeing how spells were cast was soooo cool

[druidgroves]

leaving the dnd movie obsessed with simon because i love pathetic men

[ulabewriting]

Olja Agregor.

he/they.

TW : quite a bit of cursing, (mystical jerk)! ! !

• is supposed to grant you a wish but… declined every single one so far.

• “Soooo… I grant you one fucking wish, with absolutely no limits and the whole ass opportunity to go wild, and THIS is what you wanna wish for ? Yeah no. Think harder.”

• grinning and smirking 24/7. either that or staring into your soul like you’re the weirdest, most confusing creature ever. (quite ironic. eh.)

• his green skin shines in the moonlight. Frankly, when he’s just sitting on your windowsill, shutting his mouth for once, and the moon lights up his skin, making it seem so glittery; it’s one of the most gorgeous scene you’ve ever witnessed.

• 5’10 with a terrible posture.

• gremlin type of mf looking ethereal, somehow. The gap moe is insane–

• likes fruit. any fruit. He loves raspberries. He’ll pout and mumble a little “thanks” if you ever bring him some.

• has his own demonic(i guess-) grimoire to cast powerful, forbidden spells but fucking HATES reading. Never read the whole thing and never once used it.

• will lose his shit if you ever try to touch it, tho.

• “Get your disgusting little human hands away, DUMBASS, are you out of your GODDAMN MIND????”

• jealous bean. Not the kind to be over the top, but if you ever get home later than usual unannounced, he’ll definitely be pouting, floating away, arms crossed, his back facing you.

• “fuckin’ human, think they can just leave me alone like that”

• playful goblin jerk.

• “you were hanging out with WHO?? No wonder you can’t formulate one coherent wish for the life of you; you’re polluting your brain by befriending stupid idiots like that”

• “uh ? No, you’re a dumbass too. You’re definitely a dumbass, you’re just… You’re… alright. I guess.”

• suddenly blushing and avoiding your gaze.

• “no, i’m not fuckin blushing?? No, I’m not– Just– Just fuckin look away, shut your stupid mouth– i’ll send you to hell if you don’t shut it, you fuckin–”

• a tsundere. Obviously.

• bares his teeth like a dog when he’s pissed off.

• will swear up and down he hates your guts… but he gets worried out of his mind when you’re coming home late, fears you’re mad at him when you get silent, casts spells to make you warm when you’re cold, cleans your room while you’re away “just cuz he’s bored”, his eyes go wide in panic when you cry while watching a movie, always gives you a bite of his fruit, even when you say you don’t want any, is bitching on your “friends” when he feels they did you wrong, will get snappy if you tell him you’re seeing them again, stares at you when you sleep; not long enough to be a creep, just enough to make sure you’re real and still breathing…. . . .

• loves when you’re annoyed and actually snap back at him.

• “oh ?” he quirks his eyebrow, smirking devilishly, openly daring you to keep going. You’ve never seen him look this interested. This jerk–

• secretly cares about you. (he thinks he’s discreet enough and you have no idea but… oh well.)

• weirdly supportive. “C’mon. I know it’s hard waking up every day to study but you’re strong, you gotta do it, you’ll survive it, little troll.” / “Yeah, I think that’s about right. Hey, you’re not as stupid as you look, human!”

• talks big about himself all the time.

• “hey human, did I ever tell you about this one time I, ALONE, fought like THREE evil spirits, definitely by myself, and sent them back to the void? like, ALONE. I’m a fuckin legend, kid.”

• but surprisingly bad with compliments. Like, you’ll mention how cool you think his big witch-like hat is and here he goes, pouting again, furrowing his brows, mumbling little “thanks, yeah, whatever” while a darker shade covers his cheeks.

• twisted inferiority complex masked with a false superiority complex.

• gets sentimental every once in a blue moon. You get home and he’s all quiet, staring at nothing. When he seems to register that you’re here, he looks at you. Like, really looks at you. His yellow eyes dive into your soul and seem to admire your whole existence.

• “It’s actually… nice, being here with you.”

• insanely protective. Oh my god– don’t you DARE going out without a coat or skipping breakfast, “your weak human system needs it”.

• hums the same tune all the time. You’ve asked multiple times what it was but he never really answered. His voice is warm and comforting. You bet he sings like an angel. (he does :] )

• loves cats! especially black cats. (“mf felines as dark as my soul”, he said.)

• sometimes you joke around about summoning another creature to have some company and his face goes dark in annoyance. “I don’t need another dickhead circling around my human all day.”

• likes to flick your forehead when you’re not paying attention to him.

• please pay attention to him. He desperately needs it, for some reason. He’ll definitely tease you for doing so. “What ? Becoming my biggest fan already ? Can’t get enough of me, uh ?” but will pout if you don’t.

• can seem very…. explosive, but never really gets angry. Nothing more than a tough exterior, honestly.

• wraps his tail around your wrist to pull you close to him. He’s too proud to openly ask for cuddles but… you know that’s his signal.

• LOVES cuddles. He’ll just never admit it. ;)

• his symbol is a flower : lily of the valley. Sometimes he just makes one appear in his palm and stares at it in silence, like he’s dimensions away from here. You’re not exactly sure what his link to it is.

• whenever he starts pestering about something, just take off his huge hat and slide your fingers in his hair and he’ll instantly melt– not remembering what he was even saying, closing his eyes and humming in pleasure, pressing his head harder against your hand.

• likes to bite. Even though he has the longest, pointiest, most terrifying fangs you’ve ever seen, he somehow manages to never really hurt you. You know… just enough to mark.

• once, he annoyed you so much, you threw your pillow in his face, hitting him straight in the nose and causing his hat to fall on the ground. It’s his personal mission to make you do it again one day.

• likes to rate your outfits just when you’re about to walk out the door. “Hm mh, ok, yeah, you’re definitely serving today, that’s a 10 for sure.”

• follows you around your house like some kind of lost puppy. Gets hella defensive when you point it out.

• “Me ? Your fuckin’ pet? Do I need to remind you I’m from the deepest pit of hell, you dookie head??”

• rolls his eyes as hard as he can whenever you ask for a new wish.

• But what IF…. the only reason he refuses to grant you a wish is… because he knows once he does; meaning his mission is accomplished, he’ll disappear again. And so, what IFFFFFF…. he just doesn’t want to leave your side so he won’t grant you no fucking wish to remain with you forever– I’m just saying WHAT IFFFFF———

[twistyprefect]

How would riddle, ace, sebek, jack, leona and jamil react if hypothetically they have an argument with their s/o and they (s/o) just reply "ooooohh you want to kiss me so bad"

{i'm crying i've actually used this line before-}

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle really couldn't remember what they'd been arguing about, probably something about him being strict

he had been restraining himself from yelling or being too mean since he knew it wasn't a good idea

right as he was about to retort to something they said, his face reddening with frustration, they said something weird

"Ohh you want to kiss me, you want to kiss me sooo bad-" they said teasingly, grinning at him

he blinked and flushed a brighter red than he already was, stuttering and covering his red face with his hands

Ace Trapolla

Ace grinned as his playful argument with his partner continued to get more and more dumb

it'd started as a dumb argument about a prank ADeuce were going to pull

he was working on a snappy retort in his head when he paused, seeing his partner grin mischievously

"Ohh you really want to kiss me so bad, you really do." they stated confidently, winking at him

he grinned and pulled them closer, leaning in to plant a quick kiss on their lips as they laughed

Leona Kingscholar

Leona exhaled in irritation at his partner, who was stubbornly refusing to let him sleep

granted, they had a point that if he didn't get up he'd miss more classes than he should

still, he wanted to sleep and was in the middle of a rant about why they should leave him alone, when-

"Ohh wow, you want to kiss me soooo bad!" they said, grinning at his confused reaction

he rolled his eyes and grumbled, flushing slightly as they leaned in to give him a kiss on the nose

Jack Howl

Jack groaned in annoyance as his partner puffed out their cheeks childishly at him

they were in the middle of an argument over him waking them up from their nap to go running

he knew that maybe he should just concede since the argument was solving nothing-

"Ohh you really, really want to kiss me, you really do!" they said jokingly, wiggling their fingers at him as if they were casting a spell

he snorted slightly at their childish, pulling them into his chest and kissing the top of their head

Jamil Viper

Jamil glared slightly at his partner as they glared back, the two in the middle of a stand off

they'd been annoyed with him overworking himself, so they'd confronted him about it

Jamil sighed, ready to concede and agree to spend less time working when they interrupted him

"Ohh you want to kiss me so bad, Jamil Viper. You reeeeally want to kiss me!" they said, grinning as he flushed slightly and frowned

he rolled his eyes, walking past them as they protested and grabbed at his hand; he sighed dramatically before smiling and kissing their forehead gently

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek sighed as his partner pouted, both refusing to budge on their respective opinions

he had insisted that Malleus was cooler than their dorm leader, the two of them playfully arguing about it

he was going to start up again, making a mental list of all the cool things about Malleus, when his partner caught him off-guard

"Ohh you wanna kiss me, you wanna kiss me sooo bad!" they said, grinning as his face turned bright red

"Of course I do! I always do!" he said bluntly, smiling slightly as his partner's equally red face

[beels-burger-babe]

All is Fair in Dice and War

***Soooo, @bagelsinatoaster I love this request. However, you didn't specify which board game and as I am a huge nerd I decided to take some creative liberties and combine this with another idea I've been meaning to write which is: MC introducing the demon bros to Dungeons and Dragons. I certainly had fun with this and I hope you like it!*** Summary: Leviathan's world is flipped upside down when MC tells him there is a game that basically allows him to be the Lord of Shadows in real life!! He demands that his brothers join him as MC introduces them all to the chaotic shit show that is Dungeons & Dragons. For once, it was a peaceful day in the House of Lamentation. Lucifer was lounging in the living room with a cursed record playing softly in the background. For once, Satan had willingly joined him and was sitting by the fireplace, thumbing through a book on the human world. Belphie had been passed out on the couch when he arrived and was still laying there with an impressive puddle of drool collecting near his mouth. Even Asmodeus and Beel had joined in, with Asmodeus gently humming to himself as he painted his nails and Beelzebub happily munching on a snack as he enjoyed the sight of his family getting along. Yes. It was perfectly quiet and peaceful, and Lucifer didn't even have any traces of his regular migraine. But of course, nothing good lasts forever. Everyone jumped as the door slammed open and a wide-eyed Leviathan dragged you into the room. The two you very closely followed by Mammon loudly complaining. "Oi! You're gonna hurt them! Cut it out, Levi!" Lucifer sighed and closed his eyes, momentarily mourning the peace that he had just barely begun to enjoy, and closed his book. "Leviathan, let MC go. What are you freaking out about this time?" Lucifer regretted asking the moment the words left his mouth. Levi looked at it with the expression he only ever got when his limited edition Ruri-Chan merch arrived; his eyes were wide and glittering with excitement while his face bore a grin so large that Lucifer was surprised it didn't rip his skin. The third-born was practically vibrating as he let go of your wrist and pushed you forward. "Tell them! Tell them about the game!"

You laughed at Levi's excitement and casually rubbed your wrist. "I was just telling Leviathan about a game that we play in the human world called Dungeons and Dragons-" "You get to make a fantasy world that everyone plays in, and everyone makes characters. You can be a wizard and cast spells against a huge monster! Or a war hero fighter that has been betrayed by his brother! Or a noble knight who is looking for his lost kingdom! And the best part is that it's real!" Levi interrupted, nearly jumping in place as stars danced in his eyes. You put your hands out towards him to try and calm him a bit. "Well, not entirely real. It is played in person, but it's a role play tabletop game, meaning it mostly relies on the players' imagination. That is unless you have thousands of dollars to spend on 3D maps and figurines of your characters." Levi's eyes grew even wider, if possible, as he started shaking his hands up and down. "I CAN HAVE A FIGURINE OF A CHARACTER THAT I MADE?! GAAAAAAAAAHH!" A pillow flew across the room and hit Levi square in the face as a now awake Belphegor glared at him. "Will. You. Shut. Up?" the Avatar of Sloth hissed as a dark dangerous aura grew around him. Beel gently patted his twin's head in hopes of calming him. Leviathan pouted as he noticed no one else seemed to be getting excited about it. "C-Come on guys! This isn't even a video game! It's a thing that we can all do together and personalize it to be something that everyone will like. It'll be fun! Right MC?" You nodded as you gently tossed Belphie's pillow back over to him. "Yeah. I love D&D. I played it all the time in the human world. There's action, suspense, and even romance if you really wanted it," a couple of the brothers perked up at that. "I could put together a one-shot for you guys to try it out if you'd like? I'll help you make your characters, and we can all get together for an evening and play it sometime in a couple weeks." The room went quiet as everyone thought it over. Most of them had no interest in the game itself, but if it was organized by you... "I'm in," Beel decided with a nod. "I think it will be fun. All of us trying something new; it could be neat." Satan casually flipped a page in his book, "The creative aspect of it is definitely appealing. We'd be the masters of our own fate, and that most certainly piques my interest." Asmodeus smirked as he put the cap on his nail polish. "And you said it could be whatever we want? My, one might say that this game could help our wildest fantasies come true~" he made sure to wink at you as he giggled. Belphie, who had only just got back his pillow, scrunched up his face in disgust and launched it at Asmo. "Don't make this weird Asmo," he looked over at you and shrugged, "So long as you do all the work in putting together the character thing, sure. Why not?" Mammon looked over at you from the corner of his eye. "Ya mean to tell me, that you can make it so I'm some awesome, rich, and powerful prince?" Asmo scoffed as he pushed the pillow off his lap. "Please Mammon, even the world of make-believe has its limitations." Mammon blushed as he growled at his brother. You just chuckled and teasingly elbowed his side. "Don't listen to him, Mammon. There is a set amount of how much money you start out with depending on your class and background, but I'm sure we can find something that will make you happy." The second-born blushed even more as he grumbled quietly under his breath. Lucifer tilted his head in thought. "I suppose that if everyone else is playing, naturally I must as well," he stood and began to make his way to his office. "I look forward to seeing what you come up with MC." The next two weeks were spent planning and carefully figuring out the details of the one-shot and the characters that everyone was going to play. Levi was, of course, the first one who came to you to build his character. The two of you spent hours going through the Player's Handbook and sourcebooks to find the perfect build to recreate the Lord of Shadows. In the end, you put

together a human fighter that you gave a couple magic items to make Levi's vision really come to life. It seemed basic, but for the Lord of Shadows, it was perfect. The moment the two of you finished, Levi dove to his computer and ordered a custom-made mini that looked exactly like his character. Satan was genuinely interested in the game, especially after he learned about all the lore and rules behind the different classes and races. You had just been chilling in your room one day when the door burst open. Satan stood there with wide eyes holding a copy of Volo's Guide to Monsters. "MC, why didn't you tell me there are cat people?!" You chuckled, knowing exactly where this was going. "They're called tabaxi, but yeah, they're basically cat people. Would you like to play as one?" He scoffed and snapped the book shut. "Is that even a question? Of course, I'm playing as one." After some discussion and bouncing back and forth between classes a couple of times, Satan settled on a tabaxi druid; that way he not only looked like a cat, but he could speak to them as well. After a few days of you spending time with his brothers focusing on getting their characters ready, Mammon came to you wanting the coolest, most epic character ever. At first, it was clear that he wasn't fully invested in the process, but as he saw the customizable options and all the cool stuff that his character could have, you got his attention. You ended up designing a golden teifling rogue (you tried to tell Mammon that teifling usually wasn't yellow, but he gave you such a sad look that you couldn't say no) that was decked out with piercings and gems all over its horns and tail. He tried to act like he wasn't that excited about it, but one day during class you caught him doodling what looked like a stick figure version of the character on his sheet with a big smile on his face. Asmodeus came in shortly after Mammon finished,

insisting on having the most charming and beautiful character there was. You tapped your chin at the request. "I mean, stereotypically bards are extremely charming and...well seductive...almost too seductive. But that's only thei-" Asmo had hearts in his eyes before you could even finish. "That's what I want to be!" You sighed and made a mental note not to include any dragons in the session as you marked Asmo down to be an elven bard and helped him create his character sheet. You hadn't heard anything from Lucifer for nearly that entire first week, until one day as you were lounging in the living room, he walked in holding a stack of resource books. "Ah, MC. I've been looking for you. I wanted to inform you that I will be playing a half-elf multiclassing as a paladin and hex-blade warlock." You blinked at him as he put all the books down in front of you. "O-Oh. Would you like help putting together your character sheet?" He just grinned and began to make his way out of the room once more. "I've already done it. I must admit that this was quite a bit more interesting than I thought it would be," and with that he was gone, leaving you to try and figure out what had just happened. With only a few days left until the one-shot, you had to go find the twins and get them to make their characters. Beel apologized like crazy for you having to track him in down in order to get his character made. The poor guy was in the middle of peak Fangol season and had completely forgotten. Once the two of you sat down in the kitchen with an empty character sheet in one hand and snacks in the other, Beel gave you his full attention. He put a lot of thought in his character and wanted to make it really good since he appreciated that you were doing something that they could all do as a family. He bashfully decided to play a halfling. Not only did the little creatures share his love for food, but he thought it would be neat to try being small for once. His class was also a surprise. After carefully flipping through all of the class options, he had eventually settled on a cleric. "They're the healers, right? This way I can help the others if someone gets hurt." You gave him a huge hug then and there. Belphegore, on the other hand, was not so easy to work with. "Belphie, come on. Just flip through the book and choose something!" He groaned into his pillow and rolled onto his side to glare at you. "I told you I would play if you did all the work for me. Me flipping through a book is work. It's not happening." After an entire hour of trying to get him to cooperate, you gave up. In retaliation you made his character a goblin barbarian, just to drive in the fact of how much of a brat he was acting like.

Finally, the day came for you all to play the one-shot, and much like you expected, it was complete and utter chaos. You had tried to maintain some structure and keep everyone on track, but it was hopeless. Levi and Satan were taking the game seriously and, Diavolo bless them, were the only reason their party was making any progress. Mammon was trying to pick-pocket every non-player character that they met while Asmo distracted them by flirting. This worked great for them until Mammon got caught and would've died from the resulting injuries if it wasn't for Beel. Speaking of Beel, the poor fella was trying his best to do well in the game but kept getting confused by all the rules and different stats and modifiers. Belphegor spent most of his time, trying to explain it to his twin, but in the end, Beel accidentally ate his dice and Belphie passed out on his shoulder. And then there was Lucifer. He had been mostly quiet the entire game. Surprisingly, he let Levi and Satan take the charge in any investigations and puzzle-based interactions, but he did so with a smirk. You had a funny feeling in your stomach that he was up to something, and you were right. It was the final boss. Satan and Levi were on the edge of their seats, having worked so hard to get the party to this point. You smiled, knowing that one of the best parts of D&D was finally taking down the big bad. In this case, you had prepared a beholder for them to fight. It would be no easy task. The fight should have required them to work together in an epic battle of wits, magic and melee attacks. Only, when everyone rolled initiative, Lucifer went first. The eldest smiled as his eyes sparked menacingly. "For my bonus action, I'd like to use my hex blade's curse on it, which allows me to add my plus four proficiency bonus to all damage, and makes any rolls of nineteen or twenty critical hits. I will then use my long sword with divine smite at third level to attack him and attack him again using my extra attack," barely giving you time to process what he said, Lucifer rolled his dice twice. "And that would be a nineteen and a natural twenty, meaning they're both criticals due to the curse. That should hit, yes?" "Wha-" You could only watch as Lucifer, now with twice the amount of damage due to his critical rolls pulled out a disgusting number of dice and rolled them all. And of course, with his luck, they all rolled high. "So that's 90 points of damage plus the extra damage from the curse and the bonus from my duelist ability per attack, brings this 102 points," he smugly perched his chin on top of his hands as the table gaped at him. You gulped and looked down at the beholder's character sheet, "Y-You just took o-over half of his hit points in one round..." His grin widened at the information, "What, like it's hard?" You never got the chance to finish the game, as Satan burst into his demon form and pounced on Lucifer, the eldest laughing like a mad man, while Levi tore up his character sheet in a fit of jealous rage. Levi never asked to play with everyone again after that. ***This was just so self-indulgent and I just- I loved it. It combined two of my favourite things and I have never been happier. This was more crack than fluff, but either way, it was fun and I hope you nerds out there enjoyed it 🥰 Thanks again for the request @bagelsinatoaster!*** Taglist: @mimik248 @roseytoesy @ester-is-here

[lbulldesigns]

Sorceress Jinx: Powder telling Ekko about her magical abilities.

Powder and Ekko sit in his room, Ekko gives her a flower garland made out of scrap metal. Ekko starts apologizing because he thinks Powder is avoiding him and he just wants her to hang with him again. Kuro & Shiro (who are also there) look at Powder and encourage her (mentally) to tell the truth.

Powder *wearing the scrap metal garland that Ekko just gifted her: I'm sorry that I haven't been around much Little Man... I'm not mad at you or anything like that, I just got caught up in something.. something that I haven't been able to tell anyone about...

(Ekko places his hand on Powder's own. She takes a deep breath and continues)

Powder: I can cast spells.

Ekko *looking confused: What?

Powder *takes deep breath: I can cast spells. I see these symbols everywhere and when I touch them, something happens.

Ekko *intrigued: Like what?

Powder: Liiiike... I can turn myself invisible, I can open doors to elsewhere.. like a shortcut, if I'm at Barbett's and, and find the correct symbols I will find myself quickly at Jericho's.

(Ekko is listening intently and with great interest)

Powder: I can also find hidden treasures, like... Remember those electrical parts I bought in?

(Ekko nods head enthusiastically)

Powder: Well one of those symbols lead me to them, it was like a hidden message just for me and it lead me straight to those parts! It was also how I came across Shiro and Kuro... Urrgh it's s so hard to explain... I'll show you!! Follow me...

(They both jump up and get ready to leave)

Benzo: EKKO!

Ekko: What?

Benzo: I'm stepping out for a bit. Watch the shop will ya.

Ekko: But Powder and I-

Benzo: She can stay, just don't tinker with the merchandise. I'll be back later.

(Benzo leaves)

Ekko *groans: Sorry Powder, we're gonna have to play another time.

Powder *looking confused: Play?

Ekko: Yeah... Your new game that you just told me about.

Powder *starts floundering: Bu- that wasn't - I was-

Ekko *beaming: It's sounds soooo cool I can't wait to play... Come on. Benzo got some new books in, and one of them is about thermal physics. I reckon it might help with your bombs.

(Ekko grabs Powder's hand and starts dragging her away)

Powder *who just went through a great mental journey and pushed past some of her greatest fears to tell her best friend her greatest secret, only for him to think she's proposing a new game and she can't even be angry at him because he painstakingly made her a beautiful garland made out of scrap metal:

Shiro & Kuro *who were the ones to encourage Powder to open up to Ekko:

[fangirlovestuff]

Hello. How are you? I saw you are a Hufflepuff. I'm a Ravenclaw! Anyway, can you please do a Chris Evans x reader in which the reader is a Harry Potter star and she is telling him about the series and how it was to work in them. Bye!

Magical

a/n - hello lovely nonnie! i’m fine but i’ve been really swamped with... life lately, which is why it’s taking me soooo long to put out requests and i’m so sorry, but i really hope you’ll like this!! reader doesn’t play a specific character, it’s a made up vauge one so everyone could read:) also, chris isn’t the biggest harry potter fan in this one because i don’t think he is one irl lol. Enjoy!!<3

Word Count: ~900

Warnings: very little proofreading i’m sorry

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"Babe, is the popcorn ready yet?" Chris yelled from the living room.

"No, but if you stop asking every two seconds maybe it'll take faster!" you retorted from the kitchen.

"Fine, fine, but I'm choosing the movie till you get over here!"

"Are you talking to the popcorn or to me?" you laughed.

"Both of you!"

A few minutes later you put the popcorn into a big bowl and made your way to the living room. Upon seeing the movie paused on the TV screen, you groaned.

"Chriiis," you drawled, "I don't wanna watch that! I'm in it!"

"Precisely," he smirked triumphantly, "but you said nothing when I said I was gonna pick the movie, so you can't complain. Besides, I always watch the Marvel movies with you when you want to, now it's my turn to watch your movies."

"You're not even that big of a Harry Potter fan!" you objected, sitting down next to him and shoving some popcorn in your mouth anyway.

"But I'm a big fan of you," he smiled, leaning to grab a mouthful of the popcorn himself.

"Ugh," you smiled, "well, I can't say no to my fans," you said, faux-posh, and he grinned before turning on the movie.

About ten years ago, you wrapped your role in the Harry Potter franchise. You were in all of the movies, albeit not having the most screen time, but you played a friend of the golden trio's, from Ravenclaw. To this day, you couldn't believe that's what you got recognized for, since you did quite a few other projects, but usually people recognized you from the franchise, which you didn't mind that much, since it was such a positive experience for you as a young actress.

About ten minutes into the movie, Chris sighed. "Where are you?" he grumbled.

"They're not even in Hogwarts yet," you said, "be patient. Oh, here's Daniel's line!" you giggled. "I remember being on set that day and he just couldn't get it right. Kept stumbling over his words," you smiled fondly.

"Isn't it a magical train? Can't it like… go faster or something?" Chris complained.

"You can always fast forward it if you want to. Or we could just watch something else," you suggested with a smile.

"No! We're watching this," he said adamantly.

"Okay!" you laughed.

A few minutes later they finally got to Hogwarts, meeting your character for the first time.

"Awww, look at you!" Chris grinned, "you were such a baby!"

"Well, that was over a decade ago, so I'll take it," you giggled, "but just so you know if you'd told me that then I would've been real mad. Working on a film set makes you feel very mature," you smiled.

"Was it fun?" Chris asked, "working this young on such a huge franchise?"

"Yeah, it really was," you reminisced. "I read the books before and I absolutely adored them, so being told I get to work on the movies was a huge thing. Plus, I got to make a bunch of friends, you know."

"But wasn't hard, with school and all?"

"I mean, I guess it was a little packed, but I liked staying busy. We all studied on set together, and it was really nice," you smiled. "Oh my god, and Emma and I had the biggest crush on Tom," you laughed.

"Like Draco?" Chris frowned.

"Not really Draco, cause he's the villain sorta, but Tom was very cool," you giggled again, "looking back, I honestly don't know how crush-worthy he really was, but especially in the first movies it's most of what Emma and I talked about. But don't worry, I like Captain America way better now," you smiled and leaned in to peck his lips.

"Well, I'm glad to hear that," he chuckled.

"Oh my god, and the special effects were really fun to do," you said. "When you did them it felt a little stupid but then watching yourself cast spells and see dragons and stuff, it was the coolest thing to see, especially the first time I saw it."

"So why are you so reluctant to watch it now?" Chris smirked.

"First of all, don't think I haven't noticed you're conversing with me, so you must be nearly as reluctant as I am," you smiled, "and secondly, I already saw all the dragons and that excitement wears off, so now I'm only left with hating seeing myself on screen," you laughed. "I was so young, it's just… weird I guess. Also, not to sound arrogant, but my acting skills have very much improved since then," you chuckled.

"I'm not reluctant to watch Harry Potter, I'm ecstatic!" he objected.

"Alright. We're watching Not Another Teen Movie tomorrow then," you smirked.

"Ugh fine. Can we drop the movie? I love you, but the plot is hardly compelling to me in my old age," he smiled.

"Don't make me make you watch Not Another Teen Movie to prove to you that you literally look the same now, if not even better," you threatened jokingly. "And I'd love to watch a movie we both really want to watch."

"Disney?" Chris smiled.

"Whatever, you toddler," you laughed and snuggled closer to him as he put on another movie for you to enjoy.

“I’m sorry we didn’t watch the whole movie,” Chris smiled, “but you’re all the magic I need.”

“Well I’m not sorry we didn’t finish the movie, but please shut your gorgeous face if you want to continue watching this one before I use my magnificent powers of distraction,” you smirked.

“I’m listening,” Chris laughed before leaning in to brush his lips against yours.

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[carolinedoesmagic]

Caroline has her first duel

I THINK I can promise to make this a regular affair once again. As a reminder: Caroline was challenged to a duel by that random boy in the Hedron Tower. Let’s see how it pans out.

also the duel didn’t look as cool as this but the Hedron Tower is homebrew soooo

My musings about the fairness of the impromptu duel couldn’t lead anywhere, at least not at that time. Nothing could be done about it, despite my cluelessness, the dueling magic having already been evoked. 

I was soon informed of the basic rules - no necromancy spells or those potentially causing lethal damage - and we were on our way to the dueling area, me too nervous to observe much of my growingly impressive surroundings. The tower was bigger on the inside than it was out, towering up to the blue sky above, lit by invisible lamps, ideal for reading but also sneaking. Before I knew it, we were in the central circle all the way on the bottom, with many stone terraces surrounding us, and several faces peeking to see what the commotion was all about.

Those outside sights were blurry, though, as my gaze was focused on the boy smirking from across the dueling range. My mind went into panic mode, which was thankfully how I managed to survive thus far, and I quickly concluded that my first move should be the one to stop him from flinging spells my way. I had no idea what he was capable of, and I wasn’t ready to find out, so I sent a blinding spell his way, muttering the word ‘darkness’ under my breath as I evoked a sense of helplessness and channeled it toward my opponent.

My tactic was successful, but only to a degree. My perception got dazed for a second from the power of my magic, and when I could see clearly again, the boy was no longer in front of me. This threw me off balance, but I continued with the same approach, casting my go-to sleeping charm in the rough direction of where he used to stand. I felt the surge connect to another being and he reappeared, on the ground, eyes closed. It was all over before I knew it. I’d won.

[deuchess]

What do you think of each s3 li? And the best friend options? Give me your thoughts.

Nicky: oof i remember when everyone (mostly on reddit) were saying he’d be the new Bobby. Nicky is literally the big brother, Bobby is like the annoying cousin your mum forces you to interact with akdhjahs. i’ve only done one route, so i haven’t seen the best friends scenes with him. from what i see with others though, he compares mc to his sister a lot, which makes sense seeing he’s the big brother guy. he came of as a little boring to me tbh, but again, i didn’t make him my bestie. i’d say he’s alright 5/10

Elladine: i made her my bestie, but honestly? i’m regretting it. she’s cute as hell and her talking about her and Nicky possibly doing “morning bits” was pretty interesting. the only thing she’s given me is her talk about guys thinking she’s bossy, is there not more to you girl?? she’s alright too, but since she’s hot, I’m giving her an extra point 5/10

Seb: man seb is so cool! i like the little thing he’s got going on with Viv? heck yeah! go you bro! i love the look of him and think his interest in cats is adorable. 8/10

Genevive: i fucking regret not making her my bestie soooo bad! she’s just so hot so interesting! again, her thing with Seb has to become something, cause her and Harry are not it. a total babe, would couple up with! 10/10

Tai: i love his personality a lot, but romantically speaking? wouldn’t date him. did i still bang him? yeah. he’s an absolute wonderful guy and i really love his dialogue, looks and background. i don’t know what makes me not romantically into him, i think it might be because i’m not really into buff guys maybe. still think he’s smoking 9/10

Aj: oh she’s sooo adorable. i love that we can get with her so soon. i’ve been leading her on so fucking bad since the beginning, i kiss and flirt with her at every opportunity. my game glitches all the time and AJ gets jealous at me and the other LIs a lot, and Yasmin AND mc herself think she’s with me akdhahsh. i mostly see her as a friend that i snog from time to time tbh, but she’s a great character. a little confused as the how she’s doing with Tai though. 8.5/10

Yasmin: currently coupled up with her. i prefer her to AJ tbh. i lover her look, her personality and her everything! 10/10

Camilo: i thought he’d be the guy i’d couple up with, but then he said “mamacita” and it gave me flashbacks to all the guys and girls on TikTok saying that and “mamas” and i just couldn’t do it. out of the three OG boys, he’s probably the best one, but i don’t go for the best, i go for trash!!!! he’s like his food, yummy 8/10

Harry: he gives me “guy who’s desperately trying to get out of the friendzone” vibes. i thought the scene in the kitchen on day 7 when he protected mc’s eyes was pretty darn cute. he’s just cute, that’s all i have to say about him really 6/10

Bill: *clears throat* erm let’s look at my notes here...... i don’t know why i like him. maybe he cast a spell on me on day 1. he is Australian after all, maybe he met Lottie and she gave him her spell book. i don’t actually find him that annoying. do i roll my eyes at most things he says? yes. but am i annoyed? no.

people, i genuinely don’t know what’s made me like this guy. he’s getting a 10/10 -12928/10 from me

[boomjohnny]

🅼🅸🅽🆃🆈 // NJM

pairing: slytherin!jaemin x slytherinprefect!reader

word count: 1.5k

*this is a series (which will likely be very irregular lol) 

**this is part one and idk how many parts i’ll make yet

warnings: none (maybe it’ll get a bit spicy later but most of it is just mc being stubborn and boo boo the fool)

genre: fluffffyyyyy like jaehyun’s hair and a byproduct from me rereading hp in quarantine

Love. Unconsciously, at some point you decided it was something you didn’t need. Something you didn’t want. Love is for the weak. To love is to be weak.

Love is weak. And you aren’t weak.

You can’t afford to be anyway. With nobody but yourself to depend on practically since birth, you were accustomed to being alone. In fact, you were comfortable being alone. You didn’t need friends - or anyone for that matter. They would just weigh you down.

However, your life seems to enjoy making misery for itself. A new bane inserted itself excitedly into your seemingly perfect(or so you thought) life at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in the form of a transfer student with a rather shocking blue head of hair. 

Na Jaemin, from Ilvermorny was enthusiastic, to say the least. It was that kind of enthusiastic you might see with a dog at the park after a long stay indoors, or with a child who just got their favourite candy. From the moment his gaze lingered on you for more than the usual millisecond, you knew he was different from the other transfers you’d introduced the school to. 

He was curious about you; and it was annoying.

“And over there is the Grand Staircase. Do be careful as they move around and there are vanishing steps halfway - I’ll mark where the last one was but I expect they’ll change again. And over here-” 

“Have you fallen through the vanishing steps yourself, Miss Prefect?” He says, brightly. 

You frown at the interruption(it was his third time) but answer anyway. “Well erm… yes. Once.” You turn back and continue to march down the hall, the blue-haired boy trailing closely behind you. “As I was saying, over here is-”

“When did you fall?” He pokes his head next to you, wearing a brilliant smile that no doubt the girls in your Charms class cooing at his arrival would be more than happy to pay a Galleon for. “Did it hurt? You were probably really small then. I mean, you’re still small now-” His hand lays on your head for a moment before you shove it off. It was only then that you realise, as he hovers over you with a grin you would quite like to rip off,  that you were indeed, about a head and a half shorter than Jaemin. 

You turn sharply and continue walking, wanting to get this over with as soon as possible. “First year. Not really. And I don’t know.”

“Didn’t you measure yourself? One would usually like to know these things-”

“And I’d like you to be quiet now, thanks.” You snap, earning a pout from him. “I do need to get to my classes too, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t waste my time.”

After that, to your delight he stayed quiet for the rest of the tour, with only the sounds of hums in agreement or enlightened “oh”s or “ah”s leaving his lips. As the hour reached noon, you stopped in front of his next class, Divination, from which your nose already wrinkled due to the heavy patchouli that seemed to waft about within a ten metre radius from the room. 

“That marks the end of the tour. As a Prefect, I do hope you enjoy your time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If you have any further inquiries, feel free to refer to your student guidebook or Head of House.” You said, the words from the “Student Tour” section of the Prefect guidebook flashing through your mind as a sort of script. “Well then…” 

As you begin to turn around, Jaemin’s amused voice stops you in your tracks. “Why do you talk like that?”

“What?” 

“Why do you speak like a robot?” He says, shoving his hands in his pockets and leaning against the doorframe. “It’s like you’re reading off a script.”

“...a robot?” You feel like you’ve heard the word before. In a textbook somewhere…maybe… 

“It’s a Muggle thing. Hunk of metal that can do Muggle things for Muggles,” He pauses for a moment, thinking. “It’s rather interesting. Almost like magic for Muggles, since they can’t cast spells like Accio. Although I suppose nowadays it seems like some are starting to have a mind of their own…”

“So you’re saying I’m like a hunk of metal made by Muggles with the purpose of doing Muggle things for Muggles?” You narrow your eyes, already annoyed that he still isn’t in the classroom. “Is that your form of an insult?”

“No no no. I was just saying you’ve been a bit cold to me, that’s all.” 

“Well it isn’t in my duties to do anything other than take you around the school grounds,” You say, shrugging. “Besides, I only met you two hours ago and I have no intention of talking to you more than I have so…”

“Wow. Your words sting,” He clutches his chest, patting it a few times. “Can you really say that as a Prefect of-” He clears his throat, and mimics your tone. “Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?”

“I just finished the tour. I’m not speaking to you as a Prefect anymore,” You sniff, getting another infuriatingly strong whiff of patchouli. “-or as anything else. Goodbye.”

As you trudge down the spiral staircase of the North Tower, murmurs of excitement and delight pass you, a rare sound to hear from students going to Divination. One three-way conversation between two Ravenclaws and a Slytherin caught your ears in particular.

“Hey, hey, I heard that the new guy from Ilvermorny is joining our class.”

“Huh? The blue hair? What was his name again?”

“Oh! I saw him earlier with that snooty Prefect from Slytherin.”

“His name is Na Jaemin…and he’s soooo good-looking. I heard that he was top of his class no - year in Ilvermorny too, but he had to transfer because his father moved jobs from MACUSA to our Ministry of Magic - to be the new Head of Magical Law Enforcement, at that!”

“Oh shit, really? He must be loaded.”

“Damn. I better get close to him, if he’s such a big shot…”

“Yeah, and his mum is that famous part-Veela author, you know that book about…”

You don’t realise you’ve basically been walking a step per minute until the circular trap door closes with a booming thud that echoes through the tower. It makes you jump, your polished Mary-Janes getting dangerously near the edge of a step. You sigh, rubbing your temples. 

Gossip wasn’t your thing, really. You thought it was rather useless to speculate someone’s life story behind their back - and it wasn’t like you wanted to know that much about Na Jaemin anyway. He was annoying and you’ll never speak to him again - that’s all you needed to know. That’s all you WANTED to know. 

But still it bothered you. Not the fact that his father was now the head of the largest department in the Ministry, not the fact that his mother was a famous author who happens to be part-Veela, not even the fact that his hair is cobalt blue even though he’s a Slytherin. 

The fact that it’s been two hours since he’s stepped into this school and people already talking about him like that just felt so… 

Your eyes fall to the student information sheet bound tightly under a clip in the binder, only now noticing the “Na Jaemin” wiggling hyperactively around the page like they ingested too much caffeine. You roll your eyes. Did he enchant this when you left to get his timetable? What an idiot. 

Your attention shifts to the picture next to it, where a pair of dark eyes stare intently up at you. His grin is the same goofy, toothy one he showed you earlier. Just below it:  his family history, achievements, address… Just as you let temptation wash over, your eyes dart back up to his picture, a mischievous glint now in his eyes, as if he was daring you to look further. You scoff, even his picture was irritating. You whisper a “Colloportus” and hear it click before shoving the binder into your bag. 

The April breeze feels cool on your skin, and as you walk away from the North Tower you feel something else on your skin. You turn swiftly, noticing something perching on the window on the tower. It can’t be… Professor Suh, the Divination teacher HATED the windows being open, something about the strings of the future being broken…or something… Your eyes twitch at the flash of cobalt against the blue against the sky proving your suspicions to be true.

Jaemin’s eyes were on you again, and it felt warm against the wind. His hand waves and his lips curl back into that stupid smile. You sigh, flicking a disapproving hand at his lack of attention to class and turning away before he can gesture to you that Professor Suh had asked him to feel the strings of the future in front of the class because he was the only one who interpreted his tea leaves properly…  

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #436

from a couple days ago again; still don’t feel like rewriting any answers.

Do you own many pairs of shorts? I don't own any. Have you ever taken a close up shot of a flower? A hell of a lot; I love doing that. Have you ever wanted to get drunk and get your mind off everything? Yup. But I don't like hard alcohol and only really drink light fruity stuff, and I'm apparently no lightweight, so I got to the point I just really didn't want to drink anymore. Anything you might be giving up on soon? I have felt very, very hopeless with photography lately that sometimes I'm tempted. I don't think I will, but... it's hard. When was the last time you changed your picture on Facebook? It's been months. Have you ever painted a piece of furniture? Yes, actually. I helped Jason paint his shelf black. Do you have a favorite quote? No. Have you ever made a business card for yourself? No, but I have thought about it. I just really don't have nearly enough popularity among the local photographers to feel like I really need to design one. Did you love playing hide and seek as a kid? YES. I loved it. Are there any recipes you have memorized? No. Do you know your multiplication times tables? ... no lmao Have you ever been severely burned? Not severely, no. Did you ever dream that you had a baby? I actually have more than once. What was the weirdest thing you ever saw cross the road? I think a turkey? Are you good at coming up with jokes? God no. Where do you prefer to sit when you catch the bus? When I used to ride home with Jason from school, we always sat way in the back. Do you ever listen to music to fall asleep to? No. I did when I was younger, though. I went through a loooong phase of sleeping with my iPod. If your parents... or anybody else... found your cell phone, would they be horrified at any of the messages in your inbox/outbox? No. Do you get offended if someone repeatedly checks their mobile phone when you’re out for lunch or dinner? That's very rude. What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard somebody say recently? Anti-vaccination bullshit from my stepmother. :^) Think about the last person you kissed - was it the very first time that you kissed them? No. When you drink alcohol with friends, do you play drinking games? We never did. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay? Nope. Who was the last person to call you? My psychiatrist. What food disgusts you the most? Things like sashimi and caviar. I also think rare meat like steak, especially when it's still bloody, is absolutely disgusting. I could go on and on about this, 'cuz I think a lot of food is really gross. One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark? The jungle. Yikes. So many dangerous creatures, so claustrophobic, and with the canopy, I'd assume it'd be EXTREMELY dark. And it rains so much in the jungle, so it'd be hard to hear danger approaching. One thing that always creeps you out? Perhaps #1 is seeing an unborn baby move from outside their mother's stomach. I will fucking scream and want to puke. If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick? SARA!!!!!!!!! Omfg I'd LOVE to have her as my roommate. We've actually talked about the possibility, but that's nowhere near set in stone. What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard? In light of recent events, a high contender is shit like "vaccines cause autism." Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die? I'd strongly prefer to be cremated. What is your favorite food around the holidays? Spiral honey ham, for one. I love Christmas treats like chocolate-covered peanuts, fudge, cookies, etc. etc... Tell me about the greatest prank you’ve ever pulled? I don't pull pranks. If you could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast? Maybe enchanting the human population to not be such violent and hateful fucks??? Have you ever gotten a flu vaccination? Only for Covid. Double dates: a do or don’t? They are SO fun, but I do feel like it's good to have individual ones, too. Do you know any guitarists? Yes. My old friend Tommy actually plays the electric guitar in a band, and Juan was really good at it, too. How do you feel about full-length beards? They look good on some people. It varies with everyone. Do you have any relatives that have shunned you, or vice versa? Not currently. My half-sister stopped talking to me many years ago when I was a homophobic fuck, and I don't blame her. We're perfectly cool now! Has anyone ever posted a HORRIBLE picture of you for everyone to see? omg no Does/did your high school have pop machines? Yes. Have you ever gambled? Nah. If you could work at any retail store, which one would it be? I am NEVER working retail again. I can't handle it. What’s the name of the last cat you pet? Roman. :') Have you ever stringed green beans before? Yes, actually, with Colleen's in-laws. They had a big garden that I helped tend to sometimes. I absolutely hated it with how sweaty I got even then, it was WAY too hot, and my body was also weak back then to where bending down was extremely painful. I just never wanted to say no. Have you ever had any painful dental work done? If so, what? No. What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re bored? It really depends on what I feel like doing, but I think playing World of Warcraft tempts me most often when I'm unbearably bored. What did you watch today? I've just been rewatching Mortem3r play Monster Hunter World. That game looks soooo fun, I wanna try it. ;-; True or False: Yoshi is the cutest dinosaur ever? No. I adore dinosaurs and dinosaur media, so I could name a lot if I thought long enough. Who is the last person you spent money on? My niece. I still feel awful I didn't buy Ryder a gift by myself; I just could NOT decide what to get him. I'm very thankful that Mom let me use one she got him as "mine." They were bright, light-up golf balls, and he loooooved them. What is your relationship like with various members of your family? I have a biiig extended family, man, so I'll try to keep this as brief as possible. I am EXTREMELY close to my mom, like there is no way I'd be alive without her, and her support for me seems endless somehow. I love my dad very much too, but I don't see him nearly as much as I wish I did. He tries to support me however he's capable, and he always lets me know that he's there if I need him for anything. I love, am very proud of, and look up to my two sisters, but I'm also very envious of them and how they are successful adults with direction and big accomplishments. We are very different, so we have difficulty with really bonding and talking about things regularly, and it really makes me feel like a terrible sister. My nieces and nephew are absolute diamonds to me, and I'm especially close to Ash's oldest daughter Aubree. She and I are very similar in a lot of areas, so I really relate to her, even in her young age. Ryder really seems to like me, and I love that little rascal, too. :') My youngest niece Emerson is still only a baby, so she can't really communicate in words yet, but she is still a beautiful darling that I'd protect with my life in not even a blink. That covers who I consider my "immediate" family, really, at least that I see regularly. What’s something you disagree with about the way you were raised? I am very firmly against spanking, but my parents did it. I think since Ash's kids were born though, Mom's opinion changed on it. It was around that time, I know. She won't lay a hand on them. Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? I have no clue, actually. Who was the last person that asked if you were okay? *shrug* The last time you were in a car, who was driving? My mom. Did you ever get into a bar and drink before you were 21? Never tried. What countries have you been to? I've never left the U.S. Honestly, is that car insured? I don't have my own car. What do you think about gay marriage? I vigorously support it. Do you like Carrie Underwood? I actually do. She has a beautiful voice. How far away do you live from your parents? I live with my mom. Idk how far I am from Dad, really... but not THAT far. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium well. Have you ever been to Mount Rushmore? No, and I don't want to. It is absolute vandalism. Where is your favorite place (that you have actually been to)? Chicago blew me away, but I think it's just because it was SO foreign to me. I actually don't like cities very much, but for a brief visit, I thought it was very cool. Do you believe places can really be haunted? Yes. Do you take anti-depressants? Sleeping pills? No. I took anti-depressants for I think most of my life, and they did nothing for me. Come to learn from the doctor who actually set my meds straight that anti-depressants for people with bipolarity do nothing but aggravate the symptoms of bipolarity, and I was living evidence. I take mood stabilizers for said disorder instead. I don't take sleeping pills; none seem to work for me. What’s your favourite brand of peanut butter? Maybe Skippy? Idk, I'm not very picky with pb. What’s your favourite Lunchables meal? The nachos one. How many languages can you recite the alphabet in? Two. Do you like Bob Marley? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I can't stand his voice. Have you ever eaten at Golden Corral? Yeah, but I'm not a fan. Buffets gross me out. Do you sit and eat dinner at the same table with your family? We very rarely sit at the table. Have you been working hard to achieve something lately? If not, what was the last thing you worked hard to achieve? Losing weight, yes. I am honestly trying so hard at the gym, like to the point I've almost fallen many times as well as been overtaken by incredible nausea a lot. I don't feel like I'm over-working, necessarily, just working my ass off. Do you use ice cubes in your fountain drinks? No, because it waters the drink down and I hate it. Would you ever want your very own library, or do you not read enough for it to be worth it? No. I don't read nearly enough, and besides, can you imagine all the dust? What site did you originally start doing surveys on? I actually don't know... Have you ever used something other than water to make ice cubes? What did you do with them? I've actually never thought to do that. Would you ever willingly experience life temporarily without sight, hearing, or any of your other senses, simply to know what it is like? Fuck no. I would go insane. In what ways are you very judgmental? I'll judge the fuck out of rapists, child molesters, pedophiles, people like that with no goddamn shame. But your average person, I try not to judge very much. What is your main problem in life right now? It's hard to determine my main problem, honestly. There are a lot of issues going on in my life that've just piled up into one big tangled mess. Do your “favourites” change often? Definitely not. I've had the same favorites in so many topics for forever. Have you ever read a biography on someone? I've read Ozzy's autobiography, and I also read the Some Kind of Monster Metallica book, which was written by I want to say St. Anger's musical director? This was a very long time ago, and honestly, I thought it was pretty boring, so my memory is faint. You learned quite a bit about the band in his time with them, but damn, I don't care about the musical director al;skdfal;we. Do you know anyone who has ever been in a movie? Who and what movie were they in? What was their part? Not to my knowledge. I have an acquaintance who's had minor acting roles, but I don't believe she's ever been in a film. When was the last time you brought a pet to the vet? What was wrong with it? I want to say around two years ago (probably less) when we got my cat neutered. Have you ever made your way through a corn maze? No.

[ainchase]

Velder Academy Commercial

Elsword: Next up, it's the commercial we made. Can you believe we were cast to be models for academy commercials? Amazing, right?

Aisha: But there's a slight hitch. The first generation El Stars - Masters Team was supposed to plan the commercials for us, but the leader of that team - Denif senpai was unavailable, so the concept for the commercial couldn't be decided in time.

Rena: And by Masters Team, you mean Denif senpai, Ventus senpai, Rosso senpai, and Solace senpai? Whoa, does that mean the commercials we filmed that day was all planned by our senpai?

Raven: It is a rather awkward situation we're in. How about we ask our fans here to vote on it?

Elsword: Oh, that's a good idea! Watch them carefully and cast your vote for us!

Aisha: The first one's Ventus senpai was idea apparently. Ready, action!

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A time that everyone dreams of - school days of passion and love

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Aisha: Aw darn it, I'm going to be late again. What do I do?

Elsword: What's with you? Look where you're going!

Aisha: Wh-what's with YOU?

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A time when the pieces of fate come together

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Rose: I'm Rose, I transferred here today. I'll do my best to get used to the new environment!

Rose: But... Have I seen you somewhere before?

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You're the main character of this place!

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Ain: I've thoroughly read the letter you wrote.

Ain: Unfortunately, I'm a sponge.

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T/N: Insert joke about Ain's VA singing that one spongebob squarepants song that one time here

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Ain: Due to personal circumstances, I stayed here until now, but I have to return to the ocean soon.

Add: Why do you always sleep in a place like this?

Add: You sure are high-maintenance...

Add: I-I'm not here because I was worried about you or anything, so don't get the wrong idea...!

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Come to Velder Academy, where romance blooms!

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Aisha: It was soooo romantic!

Ain: It was soooo... beyond words.

Add: Don't you think they added too many filters?!

Rose: Do we really need those flowery texts for every scene?

Elsword: Uh... Let's take a look at the next one, shall we? Who's next?

Rose: It's Rosso senpai's idea. Ready, action!

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Only the strongest may survive here

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Lu: So this is it, eh? The ultimate school where the strongest gather.

Raven: Hmph, a new challenger, is it?

Raven: Looks like things are finally going to get interesting... for once.

Lu: Interesting. Are you the one who took over the school? I'll be sure to take that position from you.

Raven: Ha, the Black Flame Dragon is about to go rampant.

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T/N: See MAZE fan meeting video for reference...

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Raven: I'll gladly accept your challenge.

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Powerful minds can only be found in powerful bodies!

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Laby: I'm bored...

Laby: You! Become my ally!

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Who will be the one to claim

the title of being the strongest?

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Ciel: Ranked no. 1 in the country? It's been a while since I last heard of that title.

Ciel: Are you ready?

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This is the Ultimate Velder Academy!

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Raven: So does... anyone know what this Black Flame Dragon is...? Can someone explain to m--

Lu: It was fun! It reminded me of my old days!

Laby: I look sorta cool back there! It was so fun!

Ciel: Next is... Gaia senpai's idea. Ready, action!

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T/N: So Gaia's idea is full of puns using hanja (chinese characters, same as kanji for japanese) and make up weird pseudo Four Character Chinese Proverb bullshit and they spell out some-what similar keywords pertaining to each character.

This is absolutely terrible to translate and I'll be adding a ton of translator's notes for each character. This is also reason why I didn't want to translate this video HAHA okay back to business

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Velder Academy is a distinguished school where diligent students gather

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Ara: I'm Ara, training to achieve an enlightenment. Come train together with me here in Velder Academy.

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T/N: Ara's is "奧義阿羅" which spells out "Oi Ara"?? 奧義 is the different arts that Ara classes use (you know the 2 different versions each class has), and 阿羅 is just a gibberish trying to phonetically spell out Ara's name. 奧義 is "Ougi" in Japanese, usually written out before some cool sounding skill name [like Samurai Shodown Haohmaru's skill Ougi Senpuu Retsu Zan (Secret Skill Whirlwind Rending Slash)] and they're usually translated as Secret Technique/Skill or Ultimate Technique/Skill. The character (hanja/kanji) themselves mean "deep understanding" - so these martial artists lingo use it as a way to describe a skill/technique that you only get to learn when you've fully mastered the arts.

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Rena: I'm Rena. I guide people to the right way by being generous. Siege mode is my specialty. As Student President, I will help out to make sure you become a diligent student of Velder Academy.

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T/N: the four characters spell out "shizumodo" = siege mode

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Chung: I'm Seiker Chung, named so because I [...]. Would you care to join me in doing good deeds?

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T/N: I'm not translating that crap - the four characters vaguely spell out "seiger" = seiker

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Eve: I'm Nasod Queen Eve, who is a necessary leader, shining brightly regardless... so, basically a queen. As a queen, I'm training to bring about a bright future.

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T/N: The four characters spell out - "nasodugin" = nasod queen... fuck you gaia I hate you

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Elesis: I'm Elesis, who tries to guide you to the right path with love. If you would join us in the Velder Academy, I'll guide you to the right path, strictly yet kindly!

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T/N: "eresisu" = elesis

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This is prestigious and historical Velder Academy!

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Ara: I saw so many hanja I've never seen before... It was a good learning experience!

Rena: Uh, yeah... Apparently Gaia senpai himself had some trouble searching through the hanja dictionary...

Elesis: Thanks to that, I got to learn the meaning behind my name!

Eve: Next is Solace senpai's idea. Hmm? It has a note on it.

Chung: "Cuteness warning? Your heart may stop?" He recommends that you watch it in a wide and open space, in case your ceiling or wall may be destroyed.

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*Cuteness Warning

There is a lethal dosage of cuteness int he following video. Nearby wall may collapse or street lamps might be dismantled without reason or warning during viewing of the video. Please try not to watch it near a wall.

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Happy Velder Academy is full of hope, love and softness!

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What do you need when you're tired of school work?

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Extreme cuteness!

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Even when you are having difficulty with your friends?

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Extreme cuteness!

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Come to Velder Academy, a place full of cuteness!

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Elsword: What WAS that? Why did they hire us for that...?

Aisha: Besides, the suit was really hot inside...

Rena: But it's the only one that has all of us in it.

Raven: Yeah, although it's hard to tell who's who...

Aisha: By the way, I had no idea Solace senpai was into cute things like this.

Elsword: You're right. It's different from his usual image.

Raven: From what I heard, it seems he has wholeheartedly taken a certain someone's suggestions.

Rena: I see, that's how it is.

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The voting will now begin

Shout out to let us know your favorite commercial!

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Ain: If you think the video where I showed up with a sponge is the best, everyone shout out please!

Lu: If you think the video where I take over the entire school is the best, shout out now!

Ara: If you think the video where you saw in-depth explanation of each of our names, then please shout out!

Elesis: Lastly, if you like the video where we all came out in a hedgehog suit, shout out!

Elesis: Wow! They're all close! The voting is also on the El Stars website, so remember to vote after the concert!

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Checkout our new post over at https://lichlair.com/daily-monster-37-narzugon

Daily Monster #37: Narzugon

One of my favorite parts about writing these articles for Daily Monster is that I get to learn about some cool creatures to throw my players way, and let me tell you, some of them can look pretty ridiculous. Depending on the creature, the task f looking for art can be a bit of a pain when there is none to be found, but every once in a while we get a creature like today’s monster that has soooo much awesome looking art that I spend half my writing time just looking at art. Anyway, all this was to say that Nazurgons are really awesome looking monsters and I want 100 of their minis.

The Nazurgon

The basics

With a CR of 13, this monster definitely packs a punch. We’re looking at a +5 STR, +4 CHA, matching +3 CON and INT, followed by +2 WIS. This monster’s EDX can’t even be called a weakness considering that it is still a +0.

If we plan on running one of these bad boys we can expect a few perks. Narzugons have proficiency in DEX, CON, and CHA saves as well as a wide variety of damage and condition resistances and immunities, most notably their resistance to weapon attacks that aren’t silvers (and yes, this includes magical weapons too). If at this point you’re thinking that it’s probably best to stick to magic instead, well, you might want to keep in mind that they also have access to Magic Resistance.

Possibly to make up for their incredible sturdiness, the Narzugon’s hit point pool is actually not nearly as impressive as it should be for a CR 13 creature with only 15d8+45. Their AC of 10, however, definitely matches the number.

These medium-sized devils can communicate telepathically up to a range of 120ft in both Common and Infernal. They also have a Darkvision of 120ft as well as a passive perception of 17 that benefits from advantage on spotting good aligned creatures thanks to the Narzugon’s Diabolical Sense.

Speaking of alignment, today’s monster is strictly considered lawful evil, but more on that in the later sections of this article.

In terms of attacks and actions, the Narzugon makes use of one of D&D’s less popular weapons; the lace. Any creature slain by this fiend’s Hellfire Lance rises from the River Styx as a Lemure in a matter of a couple of hours.

Perhaps as a vestigial ability from their past, Narzugons get access to two different command abilities that they can use as part of their four part multiattack. The first of these command abilities is Infernal Command, which simply grants immunity to the charmed and frightened conditions to all Narzugons allies within 60ft. On the complete opposite side of the spectrum its second command ability, Terrifying command works similarly to a Dragon’s Frightful Presence except it target CHA instead.

On top of being able to endure quite a bit of damage, Narzugons also have the ability to heal any target’s HP by 100 hit points once per day including themselves.

The lore

First introduced to Dungeons and Dragons for 3rd edition, Narzugons are lawful evil Paladins who at some point during their lives made some sort of pact with a devil, particularly archdukes of the Nine Hells.

Also known as Hell Knights, they are champions and leaders of their master’s legions. They are known to ride atop terrifying horses spun from fire itself called Nightmares while wielding lances powerful enough to curse their victims into an afterlife of servitude as Lemures.

As lawful evil creatures they are bound to duty and will follow their orders to the letter. Whether this be by using their Healing ability on creatures other than themselves and therefore sacrificing their lives to the cause, or commanding other lower beings into battle instead.

Above anything else, Hell Knights are extremely resentful of their situation and what has become of them. They now realize that their choices in life might not have been what they saw them as, but even though they resent their masters and the work that they do, they see themselves eternally bound to it by duty.

Narzugons are very smart creatures and, considering their past as paladins, they probably know the ins and out of being heroes. It’s not unlikely that they would use this knowledge to deal with our party of heroes.

One of the features from previous editions that you might want to consider giving back to this monster is their innate spell casting. If you take a look at their stat block you can still clearly see how at one point they used their CHA as a spell casting modifier. Some of the spells that they had access to were Hold Person, Produce Flame, and Suggestion. If you’re looking to buff these guys a little more, this might be the way to do it.

Last but not least, not only are they incredibly hard to deal with as is, but their control over their personal Nightmare only adds to the threat they pose. Their Nightmares grant all the advantages that come with combat mounts, but also get the added benefit of being able to take their own actions on their initiative count. I will make sure to come back and link to the Nightmare article once we have talked about them.

The execution

Chances are that if your party is about to fight one of these creatures they will most likely be a pretty high level. As commanders of dozens if not hundreds of other lesser devils, it’s almost expected that they won’t be alone on the battlefield either. You should make sure to choose their minions carefully to make the best out of the Narzugon’s abilities. On top of that, you’ll want to make sure to study up on your Nightmare’s as well, because they will have an important role in combat too.

Personally I would use today’s monster either as a commander that takes the front line of action and gallops straight into the fray OR as a last line of defense for their devilish lieges for whom they would lay down their lives.

With their 4 part multiattack feature these creatures can be quite terrifying even without taking into account their mount’s own abilities.

Whether you’re running a module like Descent into Avernus or your own homebrew campaign, you should make sure to give these creatures the credit they deserve by playing them as astutely and cunningly as they would be. That said, you should also make sure to play up their zealousness as a possible flaw that the players can exploit in their advantage.

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[tsikuri]

HPHM character profile.

I was tagged by the lovely @cptaincarswell like a week ago but I have been soooo busy, I don’t even have time to die x’D Thank you so much, darling! <3

And now I tag @slytherincursebreaker @annevmoreira & @electricslytherindog

General Information

Name: Raine Ferreira Casterwill.

Age: 16.

Gender: female.

Nicknames: Rai. Just Jacob, Ms Rosmerta & Jae call her like that.

Date of Birth: December 23rd. I don’t want to get confused so I used mine:’)

Astrological/Zodiac Sign: Capricorn.

Ethnicity: Latin. I guess (?)

Nationality: Mexican/British.

Species: witch.

Blood Type: O+

Blood Status: half-blood

Family

Father- Roberto Ferreira Arellano.

Mexican muggle.

Architect.

He met Raine’s mom during a holiday in his city.

Finds out about magic a few months after being dating Juniper.

After his divorce, he comes back to México to continue his life over there. Juniper & he had a big fight about if Raine should stay in England or go back to México with him

He does everything he can to be in touch with Raine.

Magic still freak him out a little bit.

He is really affected because of Jacob disappearance that’s one of the reasons why he wanted to bring Raine with him to México.

Mother- Juniper Casterwill.

Comes from a Ravenclaw family.

Her mom was a student in Beuxbautauns

Has two younger brothers

She becomes a historian and her specialty is the investigation of antique buildings

She met Raine’s dad during a trip to México. She was there because she wanted to practice her spanish and do an investigation about the buildings over there.

A year after her divorce, she was attacked by death eaters she was pretty shaken up about it so she came back to her parents’ house to live with them and she takes care of their magical book shop.

Older brother- Jacob Ferreira Casterwill

Half-blood Ravenclaw.

Was a really kind and adorable kid but the search of the Cursed Vaults changed him

Really good in a broom but he does not like quidditch.

Current status: disappeared.

I don’t want to put a lot of headcanons because I don’t want to get disappointed.

Affiliation(s)/Organization(s)

Slytherin

The Casterwill Family

Some underground duel arena with a cool name. (This one is after graduating Hogwarts).

Occupation(s) and a little bit about her future:

After graduating from Hogwarts she practically disappears and becomes a bounty hunter. That’s how she discovers the illegal duel arena where she spent almost two years of her life.

When that period of her life is over she cames back to México and starts studying college to become an architect like her dad.

Sometimes she assists some curse-breaker investigations because she is just that good.

Conclusion, she is an architect!

Magical Characteristic.

Form of Boggart:

Before the vaults: Jacob being evil and with the dark mark.

After the vaults: she being a killer because that means that her inner battle with her demons was lost.

Form of Patronus: A hummingbird

Form of Riddikulus:

Before the vaults: Jacob & his bad jokes was everything she needed

After the vaults: She definitely does not know how to handle that.

What do they see in the Mirror of Erised?: she can’t explain what she sees but she has a feeling of interior peace.

Wand(s):

Length: 28.5 centimeters.

Wood: Ebony wood

Core: dragon heartstring

Time using it: since the fifth year (I probably will change it but idk when)

Animagus: Crowned wood-nymph hummingbird. Raine does not use her ability really much because she is not registered in the Magisterium. Sometimes she even forgets about it.

Amortentia:

What she smells: her mom’s perfume, Jacob’s shampoo & her dad’s house.

What she smells to others: chocolate-mint, fresh air & rain. (Hahaha Raine smells like rain)

Appearance

Height: 1.53 mts

Weight: 56 kg

Complexion (skin tone/conditions):

Light neutral skin. She is pale for a Mexican but she is tanned for a British.

Skin problems caused by stress and anxiety.

Her hands are normally full of little scratches.

Raine has good cicatrization so normally she does not have any scars after a fight (HAHAHAHAHA…Not for so long).

Hair Color/Style:

Wavy brown hair. Normally combed with a claw hair clip so it looks like a ponytail.

In the fifth year, there was an accident involving Andre practising colovaria and Billingsley trying to cast a Patronus. She wakes up in the infirmary two hours later with blue hair.

Eye Color: light brown eyes. In the sunlight, they look like gold.

Hogwarts Information

Worst Class(es):

Herbology: she likes plants but from the distance.

Potions: she HATES POTIONS. Raine does not like mixing animal parts between other things. She almost fainting in class is really normal.

Flight: Raine wasn’t that bad but she definitely was under the average. Being friends with Charlie & Andre helped her a lot to improve in her flying.

Best Class(es):

Charms & DADA. You can say natural talent or her desperate necessity to not get killed in her search for the vaults.

Transfiguration. She found this class really interesting, some charms are really boring for her but it is a class that she enjoys a lot.

Least Favourite Teacher(s):

Binns. He could definitely do the class more exciting.

Snape. She does not hate him, but he hates his commentaries to her work. That kinda inspires her to be better at potions (even if that means to throw up).

Rackepick. It’s a love-hate relationship. Kinda “I think you are cool but I can’t trust you!”

Favourite Teacher(s):

Flitwick. She loves how she can talk with him not necessarily about the classes but also about how is she feeling in the school and how he supportive he is when Raine ask him about some spells.

McGonagall. Raine loves McGonnagall. That’s all. Is like her hero.

Again, Rackepick. The fact that she betrays her it does not mean that Raine did not enjoy her classes and all she learnt from her.

Quidditch:

Raine is not that good in a broom. So she does not play it.

She goes to matches as long Andre or Charlie are playing because she likes to support her Friends.

Even if she is bad at quidditch she knows a lot about the sport, even she is surprised by that.

Favourite spell(s):

Depulso

Orchideous

Reparo

Diffindo

Trivia (random facts about them, future job, face claim, theme song, etc.):

Some songs for her: Friendly Reminder, Come Alive, Sweet Despair & Let Me Know.

Raine is the first Slytherin in a family full of Ravenclaws.

Has three younger cousins but they didn’t go to Hogwarts with her. And after what happened they probably sent them to Beauxbatons Academy.

She also takes the class of Arithmancy. Raine always liked numbers so instead of a class, she sees it as a hobby.

Raine could have been a dragonologist in Rumania just like Charlie. But for that times everything was a mess in her life so she rejected the offer.

Charlie & Dumbledore tried to recruit her to the Order of the Phoenix, but she rejected them. She still had a lot of resentment to Dumbledore and the magical world, she was trying to create a new life in the muggle world.

No less, she fought in the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998.

Diego, Talbott & Jae are the reason why she decides to take control of her life again.

BILL DID NOT INVITE HER TO HIS WEDDING. It was Fleur fault, and she found out about the wedding just a day before so she assisted to it, BUT ANYWAYS.

In her dark time, she learnt the three Unforgivable Curses.

After finishing college she spent most of her adulthood working on México. Years later she came back to England.

Raine is a really good singer and enjoys a lot go to karaokes and thing like that.

She does have a muggle friend who finds out about the magical world by accident (Raine & he were drunk).

Two times at year McGonagall ask her to Hogwarts just to check that nobody is messing with the cursed vaults and that everything is in order. And every time she goes there McGonnagall try to convince her to become a DADA professor and the head of Slytherin house but Raine always refuses.

Until that time when she was investigating the vaults and twelve kids appear from nothing saying that they are her sons & daughters.

[crazykacey]

Just something I have been working on ^^ (renders from @myu-resource​ and @kosmosinusa​ )

SO as you might have noticed from my previous post that I just rewatched Sailor Moon R The Movie: The Promise of the Rose and it was simply for this!

Even before of the announcement that Sailor Moon S Movie/ Kaguya-hime no Koibito is going to be maybe into a musical, I have been wondering what it would be like if the movies were made into musicals! So I watched the movie and at the same time I was taking notes about which actor would be best for each role and which songs would go into this musical! (I thought about making this a Youtube video but because there is going to be a lot of explaining and stuff so I figured it would be easier to just do a post :D) So I guess you could call this a “What if?” Myu or something :D (or just a Dream Myu)

Hope you enjoy this because it TOOK A FREAKING FOREVER XD And I even lost half of the progress so that was fun xD ALSO there are probably spelling errors and stuff because I’m not native English speaker and this was kinda tiring lol but hope you enjoy! xoxo

(Also gonna put “Keep Reading” here because this post is looong af)

Cast: 

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Hotaru Nomoto (I don’t know what it is but everytime I think about R movie and wondering who would be the best Moon for that, Hotaru just immediately jumps into my mind. Hotaru isn’t the best Moon imo but she is SUPER AMAZING and since Moon is a little bit more mature in this movie and I feel like Hotaru is a very good option, since her serious and caring(and goofy :D) Moon was soooo amazing!)

Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask: Yuu Shirota (Since this movie is kinda centered on Mamoru and his past I feel like Yuu is the best choice, since he brought Mamoru’s sensitive side more up than anyone else imo, especially in SRD and KOK)

Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury: Chieko Kawabe (So in the musicals Chieko was really bubbly and cute which wasn’t very Mercury like, but seeing her playing Naru in PGSM brought a completely other side of her up which is why feel that she could also be that shy and studious girl who doesn’t really know who to interact with people)

Rei Hino/ Sailor Mars: Misako Kotani (Since this is movie is fully on the anime and Misako basically is the perfect Anime-Mars for me (picking fights with Usagi but also caring about her the most WHILE also being that serious miko when something is wrong), I knew immediately that she was the right choice)

Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Yuu Takahashi (Yuu was the first Jupiter to me who actually showed us the feminine side of Jupiter, and since it is kinda important in the movie, when they are remembering their past and stuff, I thought that she would be the best)

Minako Aino/Sailor Venus: Rimo Hasegawa (It was REALLY hard to pick a Venus for this one, since Venus’ past has never really been explored in Myu (Which they totally should! just give as the goddamn Sailor V musical) but then I felt like Rimo was the one who actually got to the closest point (in LMF) and would be PERFECT for this one

Chibi-Usa: Ayano Gunji (So Chibi-Usa doesn’t really have big role in the movie, heck she wasn’t even a Senshi then so I don’t know if they would actually include her in the musical lol but anyways, since it’s the basic Anime-Chibi-Usa I felt that Ayano woulb be best since she pretty much was the Anime-Chibi-Usa)

Fiore: Kenji Urai (OKAY SO after seeing the Death Note musical I noticed how well Kenji plays as a villain, so that is why I decided to choose him for Fiore, and since he is a former Tux and he was done other stuff with Yuu before too, it would be pretty cool :D)

Xenian Flower (voice): Tomoko Inami (SO this was the one I struggled the most with. For like an hour or two I just went through all different actors from Myu and listened all different songs from Myu to find someone who would be best for Xenian Flower. Since Xenian Flower is just so manipulative and doesn’t care about else and just does thing for it’s own advantage so I felt like it couldn’t just be played by some random(if you get what I mean) but then it hit me that Tomoko would be amazing at playing Xenian Flower since Mistress 9 is pretty much the same, manipulative, deceiving (when in the anime she tricked Sailor Moon by lying that Hotaru is still alive into giving her the Holy Grail) and does everything for her own advantage. And her voice is so good and I think that it would be good for the Xenian Flower! Also the reason why it says “voice” is because the Xenian Flower is just hanging on Fiore’s chest and it would be kinda impossible for her to just hang on Kenji’s chest for the whole musical XD)

Flower Youma: Ado Endou, Miki Kawasaki, Kaori Ishikawa ,Mio Nunokawa, Yuka Kobayashi, Tomoko Inami, Ayumi Nakaoka, Mayuko Kawamoto (Ado and Miki are pretty self explanatory, Kaori was SO amazing as Nehellenia/Lemures, I included Mio because she was a pretty epic Telulu and she is all about the flowers so that’s why :D Yuka is just awesome so that’s why she is here xD I wanted include Tomoko in the Ensemble crew since it would only be her voice as the Xenian Flower so that way she could also be physically on the stage. I just really liked Ayumi and Mayuko xD Mayuko was super sweet and Ayumi seemed really good! I wish she could have gotten a proper role in Myu)

Musical Numbers:

1. BestFriends (At the flower garden) Inners + Chibi-Usa (Even though there is only a short clip of this song and the instrumental online, I feel like this song fits in! Especially because the movie has a lot to do with the girls friendship with Usagi. Also included Chibi-Usa because she needs to be a part of some songs at least :D) 

2. Otome no Policy (After Usagi and Mamoru’s failed kiss, when the other girls prank Usagi with the worm) Inners + Chibi-Usa (Even though I haven’t seen Super Live, I feel like Otome no Policy was a nice inclusion! And since this is Sailor Moon R Movie and Otome No Policy is the ending theme for that season, I think it would be cool!)

3. Kaze no Shijin (When Mamoru is talking about his past with Usagi) Mamoru and Fiore (Beryl’s lines would be changed and they would be sang by Fiore. Since this was pretty much the moment in SRD and KOK when Mamoru opens about his past to Usagi, this song HAS to be included. And obviously Fiore wouldn’t physically be there but in Mamoru’s mind or something when he starts to remember stuff)

4. Fiore's Theme Song (When the Flower Youma seed is sent to Earth) Fiore, Xenian Flower and Flower Youmas (So since this song doesn’t actually exist it doesn’t have a name so it’s just that :D In the movie Fiore doesn’t appear in that scene but I think it would be cool if he could have his “villain song” or something. Maybe Fiore could be reminiscing about his past with Mamoru and indicating his hate of Usagi. Maybe even the Xenian Flower could have a solo part there)

5. Sailor Make Up! (When Usagi and Chibi-Usa get knocked into the cafe and the Senshi transform and start to fight with Flower Youma(s)) Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Venus (I feel like this song would really fit in because there aren’t that many songs with just the four inners and because this song doesnät really get finished because the enemies overpowered the Senshi. Also I really like this song and it’s sad that it’s pretty much forgotten :( )

6. Make Up! Kumikyoku ~ Moon ~ (When Chibi-Usa wakes the fainted Usagi up and she transforms into Sailor Moon to save everyone from the Flower Youma) Sailor Moon (This is pretty much fits in since it is Sailor Moon’s transformation song and because the other Senshi are in trouble so it just makes it even more perfect for Sailor Moon to sing this while she saves everyone. Obviously it would be much a shortet version, similiar to what it was in Kumikyoku Medley but maybe a little bit longer. Ofc without Tuxedo Mask or the Shitennou. Probably just the introduction and then some dancing and finally Moon Tiara Action/Boomerang)

7. Tuxedo Versus (When Fiore is about to attack Sailor Moon but Tuxedo Mask comes to save her) Tuxedo Mask (I think this fits the scene best out of all the Tux songs since either they are too calm or too energetic. I mean this song is pretty energetic too for the scene in the movie because it was pretty calm since the Flower Youma was dead and it was just Fiore trying to kill Sailor Moon. But you would think that in the musical there would be more than one youma and Tux could just come to save Sailor Moon from them and the Fiore would appear to do his thing)

Act 2 (Act 1 ends when Fiore stabs Tuxedo Mask and takes him to his asteroid and the curtain descends as Sailor Moon screams for Tuxedo Mask, similarly to NogiMyu)

8. Fiore's past & Truth about Xenian Flower (Mamoru is in the resurrection tank or whatever, and Fiore tells him about his past while the Senshi learn the truth about Xenian Flower) Whole Cast (Senshi, Chibi-Usa, Mamoru, Fiore, Xenian Flower and Flower Youma) (SO this song doesn’t exist either but I feel like this song would be one of those epic songs where the Senshi and the villains sing their own lines and it becomes one huge song similar to Sailor Battle La Reconquista from La Reconquista or Shuuketsu - Yume no Atsumaru Basho from Amour Eternal or Triple Dreams from Yume Senshi. In that song the Xenian Flower could tell about her true goal and Fiore and Mamoru about their past while the Senshi are shocked about the the Xenian Flower. Also in the movie they learn the truth about the Xenian Flower from Luna and Artemis but in the musicals they could learn it from Ami who could have found it from her computer or something)

9. Ai no Senshi New version (When the Senshi use Sailor Teleport to go the asteroid to save Mamoru) Inners (So this would be similar to what Sailor War was in Old Myu (another good option for this scene) but I decided to put Ai no Senshi instead since Ai no Senshi is also from Sailor Moon R and it’s really epic battle song and I have always wondered what it would sound like in a musical!)

10. Watashitachi Sailor Guardians battle ver. (When the Senshi are at the asteroid and start battling against Flower Youmas) Inners (pretty self explanatory :D each Senshi sing at their own turn and attack the youma and at the end Sailor Moon destroys them all with Moon Princess Halation) 

11. Sorezore no Elegy (When the Senshi are trapped by Fiore and he demands Sailor Moon to make a choice, drop your wand or they all die) Inners (Okay this song fits PERFECTLY. Since they all are telling Sailor Moon to fight and survive and leave them be even though Sailor Moon doesn’t. Especially the line “This life was dedicated to you long ago” is just simply perfect for this scene and really hits the feels. Also Pluto’s part wouldn’t be there)

12. BestFriends Ballad ver. (When Fiore is sucking Sailor Moon’s energy, telling her how horrible of person she is and how they all will never understand loneliness and sadness, everyone starts to think about their lonely and sad past) Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Venus (So this version doesn’t exist either but it just came to me that it would be simply perfect for this scene since everyone starts to think about their sad and lonely past before they met Usagi and when they also try to convince Fiore to not kill Usagi and tell him how lonely they were before they met her. Also because the movie has a lot of stuff about the girls friendship with Usagi and since the regular version was at the beginning, it just hits the feels.)

13. Fiore and Mamoru’s Duet (Mamoru who has escaped from the resurrection tank, throws a rose at Fiore telling him that he remembers everything and tries to convince him to not kill Usagi) Mamoru and Fiore (so yeah this doesn’t exist either but it would just be perfect point for them to have a duet where Mamoru tries to reach out to Fiore and tell him that Usagi is not a bad person)

14. Otome no Policy Ballade ver. (When Fiore learns the origin of the rose that Mamoru gave him) Sailor Moon (When listening to the ballad version of Otome no Policy, it just came to me that it would fit this scene so well. I can just hear Usagi singing gently and quietly, trying to sooth Fiore by showing him where Mamoru got his rose while he is trying to take the Silver Crystal)

15. Moon Revenge (When Usagi uses the Silver Crystal to stop the asteroid from crashing to the Earth) Inners (Pretty self explanatory :D one of the BEST songs from Sailor Moon and it needs to be in this)

16. Moon Revenge Piano ver. (After Usagi has died from using the Silver Crystal and everyone is crying) Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus and Tuxedo Mask (This also played at the same scene in the movie so it just has to be in this and it would so much hit in the feels)

17. Moon Revenge (curtain call) (Similarly to what it was in UNV, when the actors come to bow, it’s instumental, but at the end everyone sings the last verse)

Service Numbers

1. La Soldier Inners + Chibi-Usa (Obviously)

2. Ai no Starshine Inners (Since it was first sang in Petite Entrangere, which is basically Sailor Moon R, I wanted to include a song from that arc’s musical)

3. Moon Revenge Inners (without any talking because during the musical there probably would since it’s a pretty important scene)

4. Moonlight Densetsu Whole Cast (Senshi, Chibi-Usa, Tuxedo Mask, Fiore, Xenian Flower and Flower Youma) (Obviously again)

OMG I FINALLY DID IT :D I cannot believe how long it just took to do this xD But it was really fun! (though frustrating at one point when I lost the progress...)

Probably next I’m going be doing the same thing Sailor Moon S The Movie but it’s gonna have to wait a while I think xD I don’t know

Also a thing I realised while writing this was that the cast has actors from each stage!/There are actors from each Sailor Moon’s stage (well not NogiMyu or Super Live tho)

AnzaMoon: Misako

FuminaMoon: Ayano

MiyukiMoon: Chieko, Ayano

MarinaMoon: Chieko, Yuu Shirota

SatomiMoon: Yuu Takahashi

HotaruMoon: Hotaru, Rimo

and I wasn’t even thinking about that when making this xD Pretty funny coincidence lol 

[astudyinsarcasm9]

Fantastic Retcons and Where to Find them 2: The Misdoings of Grindelwald

*Sighs* Why, just, why? 

Caution, may have spoilers! 

I’ll start by saying that while this is by no means an awful movie, it;s still not good. 

Visually? Yes it is quite stunning. Except for the beginning where I could barely tell what the hell was going on. Did it really have to be a heavy storm? 

Plotwise? It was a mess. If I were to tell someone what this moive is about I could not sum it up in a sentence. And that is bad. The plot should be simple to follow and not a tangled mess of characters and plot threads that go nowhere. 

Like, take the plot point of Tina and Newt being awkward with each other. It seemed to so forced, so contrived. Just so that we can have some drama. Same with Jacob and Queenie. 

They literally could have resolved the Tina and Newt drama if Newt told her the first time she saw her that he was not marrying Leta. But nooo we have to stretch it. 

Characterwise? The same mess. 

There were soooo many characters that shouldn’t have been there yet they were. 

Nagini? Jus there so people can say ‘Hey isn’t that Voldemort’s snake?’

Nicolas Flamel? He is there so people can remember this film still has some ties with the HP cannon. 

Bunty? Just there so we can be told just how popular Newt is with women. I swear she appears out of nowhere, no explanation given as to how the hell Newt decided to get help and why. She swoons over Newt a bit and then disappears as if she were not there in the first place, bearing no significance to the plot whatsoever. And that is the case with a loot of characters. 

The woman helping Grindewald? totally irrelevant, he could be working alone but she’s there to be this sort of Bellatrix Lestrange only way less intetesting.  Yusuf Kama? useless and added just for creating drama. 

Queenie? well she was just plain stupid. We know Jacob loves her so why the hell did she need to enchant him. Just so he can agree to marry her? I swear it s like we lost about an hour of movie in between Part 1 and Part 1 of Fantastic Beasts. She then has a breakdown, I guess? because she can’t find Tina and because she lost Jacob and has a massive headache from hearing everyone s thoughts and then BAM she is picked up and taken to meet Grindelwald, after which she has a change of heart. 

That creepy woman at the french Ministry of Magic was just so out of place. She existed just to have this evil grin on her face and sic her evil cats on Newt and Tina. (ok i know they’re not cats but still). 

Side note: it was never explained why Queenie could not find Tina at the french Ministry of Magic. Like TIna is an auror so she should be in their records. unless she was lying? Who cares that subplot takes us nowhere. 

There were so many problems in this movie that I honestly have no idea where to start. 

First, why the hell is McGonagall a teacher at Hogwars during Leta and Newt’s time if we know she was born in 1935? Just how do you mess that up?

Why is casting Avada Kevadra as easy as taking candy from a kid? In the HP canon this spell is supposed to be incredibly hard to cast and it requires a lot of power from the caster, as well as for them to essentially rip a part of their soul every time they cast it. Yet here they’re casting it like it’s nothing. Even an auror goes as far as to cast it. Oh and all of this is done nonverbally even though we know that only extremely powerful wizards and witches can perform nonverbal magic. But whatever. 

Why is the Mirror of Erised showing the past as opposed to showing one’s deepest desire like in the current canon? Dumbledore should not be seeing that scene with him and Grindewald making a blood pact. That’s not how the Mirror of Erised works. 

How in the everloving fuck do muggles not notice the giant flying carriage at      the beginning of the movie? One can assume it was enchanted to not be seen but we’re given no indication of that. And on the same note, how the hell did the muggles not question the GIANT cat like monster that was wrecking havoc on their streets? When Newt and the others come out of the sewers we see the beast doing its thing and I don t think that those scared people were wizards. They had cars, they had to be muggles. Wizards don’t have technology like that. 

How, just how can Credence be a Dumbledore? Why retcon what we know about the Dumbledore family like that? Where would a forth sibling even fit in? And why did Credence have to be related to one of the major wizarding families. Credence was already interesting, what with having an obscurial, you did not need this subplot movie. I mean fine he can search for his family but in the end he could have learned that it doesn’t matter where he comes from or who he was but who he is now and that he can still be loved and all that. Tossing him around and making it seem like he is a Lestrange only to just mindfuck us at the end and say he is a Dumbledore is just awful. 

Many fans are hoping Grindewald is lying and while I kinda hope too because at least we d get rid of this stupid plot point, I am afraid he is not and that it will just be a permanent thing. 

What else? Ah, yes! 

Well the acting was ok. 

Johnny Depp as Grindewald was nothing noteworthy. The movie tried so hard to convince us he was evil that it was becoming cartoony. 

Grindewald got rid of his pet. See? See how bad he is?

Grindewald had a baby killed. See? He is evil. 

Grindewald killed one of his followers. He is super evil. 

Grindewald killed some strangers to take their apartment and then stood outside as their bodies were being taken away in coffins just so that we can see what an evil motherfucker he is. 

Goddammit movie WE GET IT he is evil. 

But you see the problem is just this. We know Grindewald is an awful person, we don’t need it hammered in like we’re 5 year olds. 

I am still upset over the fact that Collin Farrell could not be Grindewald. He would have been amazing at it. 

I fee like, while Jonny Depp was not bad, it just felt like another one of his characters where he gets over the top make up and that s it. I would have loved if he looked more normal. I mean with Voldy it made sense he looked weird as fuck, it was his doing. What s Grindewald’s excuse? 

Oh and also Zoë Kravitz can’t act. And her backstory about killing her brother was stupid. She did not want to harm him yet she took her infant brother and put him in another room WHILE THE SHIP THEY WERE ON WAS SINKING. Yeah I’m sure you meant well, dear. And another thing: she said that he was crying all the time but...they have magic. Ok, weak magic cus their caretaker was a half-elf but still. Is there no spell that can shut up a baby? 

Jude Law was fantastic. Just fantastic. 

Also big points for using the original actors for young Dumbledore and Grindewald. Stroke of genius there. Wish we could see more of them. 

And now for the last part: the PANDERING 

Oh my god the pandering. 

We waste time at Hogwarts because the movie wants to pander to its audience namely the HP fans and their nostalgia. Every shot was thought up like that. 

See? It’s Hogwarts. remember that?

See? It’s DADA classes. Neat right?

See? Random classroom. Pretty cool right?

See? Random flashback showing parts of Hogwarts and its grounds. Amazing isn’t it?

It didn’t feel like the story needed us to visit Hogwarts. There was no crucial plot point that demanded that. It was just pure nostalgia.

It’s ok to be nostalgic, it’s ok to be happy to see Hogwarts. I was, but that is not the point of this movie. Yet it is. In fact, that’s what they are counting on to keep selling tickets. 

All in all I think it’s a movie who had no idea what it wanted to be so it just was all of it at once. 

A lot of characters, a lof of plot threads, a lot of things that just do not add up. 

I give it a 5 out of 10. 

[ticklikeabomb]

The Marvel Parody - Chapter 10

Pairing (in the futur) : Chris Evans x Plus Size!Reader

Warnings : Language ; spelling mistakes ; body positivity 

Word Count : 1.485

Author’s Note : Just a little reminder to please not copy my writings or ideas!!  I work hard to come up with a new Chapter and considering that English is not my first language, I spend a long time trying to write something more or less decent. I also read as many fan fictions as I can here on Tumblr in order to not use an idea that has already been employed. 

For the ones that are enjoying the Series so far, thank you so much it means a lot ☺️

You woke up with your phone ringing. You went to bed without closing the wi-fi, so your phone was beeping for almost an hour now. You opened your social media and saw the hundreds of notifications that were there and that keep coming. You opened your Instagram profile and saw what the fuss was all about. Suddenly, you had a ton of comments, followers and likes. ‘What the hell’. Scrolling down, you saw that most of the cast members started to follow you and leaving comments on your pictures. You stood on your bed, mouth agape and wide eyes, completely shocked. Your read some of the comments under a picture you posted with the girls : 

@randomperson1 : Who are you? How are you friends with the Marvel cast?

@randomperson2 : OMG, you know them? 😱

@iamsebastianstan : Fun night. Too short. Want to go back.

@brielarson : Queens 👑

@prattprattpratt : If you’re around L.A. go see them. 100% worthy. 🔥💯

@elisabetholson : Gorgeous!!!😍😍😍

@randomperson3 : I’ve been to one of their shows and it’s freaking awesome.

@tomholland : Hope to see you again. Keep the amazing work.🙌

Your phone was going crazy, you had to shut down the notifications.

5 Months Later

« Hello Marvel family. Thank you for being here. As you know, the society is evolving and so is the MCU. Two hours ago, I announced that after Captain Marvel, we’ll begin Phase 4 by introducing Miss Marvel, a female Muslim hero. I also revealed publicly that we will focus on different incarnations of characters we know. I ended the press by affirming that more female superheroes will come to the MCU. I’m happy to introduce you one of them to you now. », announced Kevin Feige in a crowded room. In the room was all the cast members of all the movies, but also all the directors and producers, along with the most important man, Stan Lee. 

The audience was clapping and cheering. 

« Since, it’s not yet confirmed, I would like you to not spoil anything on social media at least until tonight. Understood Holland and Ruffalo. » , continued the Producer laughing. « So if you’re ready, please let me introduce you one of our next Avengers generation. » 

They started the music which was the signal for the newcomer to come out. Music : *Gesaffelstein « Belgium »* Feige indicated the door at the end of the room and everybody turned around and some people gasped. 

You stepped out of the shadows wearing a black tight fitting suit, ornamented with fake knives on your waist and back and a holster. Before, you did your big reveal, the producer asked you to act mysterious and almost predatory because it was part of the character. And that’s what you did. You swayed your hips a little for the dramatics and glared at your entourage with a predatory gaze. You spotted some of the cast that went to the show, clapping frantically and cheering. ‘Yesss’, you heard Scarlet say. You passed them and saw Evans looking at you from head to toe and the moment you made direct eye-contact, you winked and smirked. You saw him blush a little and continued walking until you reached the stage and positioned yourself next to Kevin Feige. You kept your devil gaze the entire time but deep down your were soooo freaking out. 

« Ladies and gentleman, here you have MCU’s new addition. I can’t reveal which character she will play but I can guarantee that she’ll be very powerful », said Feige. « What I can already reveal though, is that she will star along some of you in Avengers 5. » The crowd was applauding and you saw Mackie whistle. You had to keep your smile in check. The Producer gave you a knowing look and you walked off stage and headed backstage.

He continued explaining what Phase 4 would hold, while you were taking the suit off. Since, everybody was there you decided to wear something comfortable but classy, so you choose a classy black female suit along with sneakers because let’s face it even if you had done multiple dances on high heels you still couldn’t completely walk on them.

(Like this one but without the tie and with sneakers. Pic found on Pinterest, credit to owner)

« You got a glimpse of our new addition but I think it’s time to get to know the girl behind it. Please welcome Y/N Y/L/N. Super nervous, you walked on stage again, waving shyly to the crowd and smiling. ‘Oh god, so many people. Ok. Calm down. You can do this. Now is not the time to panic.’

You shook the producer’s hand and sit down in the chair next to him. He indicated you to take the microphone at your left. You took it and said « Hello How are you?». ‘Stupid’, you thought. « I mean don’t answer that, it could be chaotic if everybody responds at the same time. Sorry’, You put your hand in front of your face and shook your head. ‘Oh god, I’m just embarrassing myself’.  Everyone was laughing. 

« Some of the cast already knows you but for the others that didn’t had the chance, could you tell us a little about yourself ? », said Feige. 

For a small fraction you looked at him with wide eyes and starred at your shoes. You took a deep breathe and started telling the story. « I came to America almost two years ago and started working in a burlesque club. Five months ago, Gazelle the amazing woman that owns the club told us that some of the cast was coming to the show and that’s how the team created the Marvel Parody. And the cast loved it. » You paused for a little and continued, « The next day, Kevin Feige (you pointed at him) came back and I thought ‘Oh God, Marvel is suing me’ », everybody laughed at that. 

« But in fact he just wanted to talk and asked me what was my vision for the future of the franchise. So I explained what I thought could be cool and that’s how he proposed me to do a screen-test. I did it. Don’t know how but I did and then he announced me that they wanted me to be part of the MCU and I couldn’t just say no, so that’s how ended up being here today. », you said smiling. You hoped that no one could sense how nervous you were. Felling everyone’s gaze on you, your voice was slightly trembling and your hands were shaking but you were trying to keep yourself together by smiling. 

« She was amazing during the audition. Can’t wait for her to show you how badass she is », the producer exclaimed. « Wow, thank you so much. I was shocked when I was told that I got the part, considering the fact that I never acted or did theater before. Not even at school playing a tree or a house », you giggled. « But I’m so grateful for this huge opportunity. Being able not only be part of an universe that I’m fan of but to represent bigger girls and show that our weight will not stop us from achieving what we want and what we’re capable of. »

As soon as the presentation was over, people were already heading your way in order to congratulate you. 

Again, RDJ stepped first and embraced you.’What is it with this man and hugs’, you said to yourself. « So good to see you again. Welcome to the family. », he said. « Thank you. It’s mind blowing, I still can’t believe that I’m here ». The others followed him and hugged you. Your face was aching from smiling so much. You went hesitantly to Stan Lee to say hello. « Hello Sir, it’s an honor. » « Welcome in the Marvel universe. You did well on the test-screen and I’m looking forward what you can bring to the franchise. » You thanked him again and headed towards the small group that was forming. 

« Y/N/N, come here next to me », said Sebastian. Since the show, you and Seb would frequently text or meet when he was in L.A., due to the fact that he and Sarah started dating a month after they first met. Along with him, Mackie, Scarlet and sometimes Evans would tag along and come see us perform at the club. Those nights were the best because you all spend the rest of the night together. They became part of your closest friends, so being able to work with them was a dream come true. You and Chris became close friends as well, even if deep down you wanted more. You were falling for him but you never pushed the line because you were certain that those feelings weren’t mutual and that he would never feel the same towards you. 

Little did you know that Evans fell for you and he fell hard but decided not to risk your friendship. Seb, Mackie and Scarlet knew how much you both liked each other and couldn’t believe why you weren’t a thing by now.

*gif not mine, credit to owner*